flap worthy posts

Aliantha • Nov 15, 2007 10:30 pm
First of all, you might need a definition.

A flap worthy post simply makes no sense, and alludes to things which are simply not related to the topic at hand.

Take this one for example:

tw;407592 wrote:
I said exactly what I am doing. I don't lie. Just priming the pump. Interesting what comes up. And who did just that five years ago? Who identified wacko poltical extremists that even created a disaster called "Mission Accomplished"? A disaster created by those who see a world in terms of 'liberal' and 'conservative' agenda - also called intolerance. Politial bigotry that promotes hate.

Apparently you did not get the joke. "Happy Holidays" - a specific reference to how 'wacko extremist intolerance' promotes hate especially during Christmas.

Jesus Christ, Aliantha. You see. I just "put the Christ back in Christmas". Clearly I must also hate that Christmas decorations are already up. How dare they impose their religion on us. Or maybe I just don't care whether Santa says "Ha Ha Ha" or "Ho Ho Ho". It's their Santa. They can say what want.

But where can I get my own $200 a night Santa? A little Jack Daniels and a $200 Santa. Save the tw; save the world - a reference to all those extremists who see 'evil liberals' everywhere. Damn. Another empty bottle.

I see where the world is heading - and what you post scares me slightly. It promotes hate and intolerance. And it is not based in facts; only in a poltical agenda.


I ask you, what the hell does george bush have to do with whether or not australian santas say ho ho ho or not? And what does Christ have to do with it???

Have you been drinking tw?
Mockingbird • Nov 16, 2007 9:09 am
I know what I'm getting tw for Christmas!

Some xanax and a tin foil hat.
Cloud • Nov 16, 2007 9:38 am
don't think you can regulate insanity much
Mockingbird • Nov 16, 2007 9:50 am
Cloud;407658 wrote:
don't think you can regulate insanity much


Maybe some ketamine then, if the xanax doesn't do the trick.
ZenGum • Nov 16, 2007 9:50 am
I'd like to lock UG and TW in a room together for a while, or else put them in one of those Star Trek situations where enemies are forced to cooperate to survive.
Not that I think either would find enlightenment or anything, I just think it would be amusing. :lol:

Forgive me, I have been drinking :)
Cloud • Nov 16, 2007 9:56 am
Uh huh. Make 'em wear loincloths and give 'em big tridents to wield.

How much would those tickets go for, I wonder?
DanaC • Nov 16, 2007 10:11 am
Uh huh. Make 'em wear loincloths and give 'em big tridents to wield.


I'm pretty sure Urbane already does...
ZenGum • Nov 16, 2007 10:20 am
DanaC;407678 wrote:
I'm pretty sure Urbane already does...


Not under his kilt, he doesn't.
But at other times ... yeah I'd believe it :lol: .
ZenGum • Nov 17, 2007 6:41 am
I am eagerly hoping that Ali will post "Flaps" and LJ will post "Cock" in the same thread ... Ohhhh the images....

Even sober I have a dirty mind.
Aliantha • Nov 17, 2007 6:42 am
did you know that jimbo doesn't like the word flaps?
DanaC • Nov 17, 2007 6:49 am
Flap em if ya got em ...Rowr rowr
Aliantha • Nov 17, 2007 6:50 am
flaps!
ZenGum • Nov 17, 2007 6:53 am
Aliantha;408017 wrote:
did you know that jimbo doesn't like the word flaps?


How did you know this?

I must admit, the sound is not pretty, nor are the connotations.
How many people are repulsed by the following phrase?

Moist flaps in my gusset.
Trilby • Nov 17, 2007 6:56 am
ZenGum;408026 wrote:

How many people are repulsed by the following phrase?

Moist flaps in my gusset.


I am. :D
Aliantha • Nov 17, 2007 7:01 am
It came up in chat the other day. Ever since then I've been using the word as much as possible. Hence the spattering across the board.

I know I'm a shit stirrer, but what can ya do? I think it's funny.

If other people don't, I guess they could just stop responding now they know why I keep saying it. (besides, I think tw is confused more than normal, so it's even funnier to me).
Crimson Ghost • Nov 18, 2007 7:58 am
ZenGum;408026 wrote:
Moist flaps in my gusset.


I'm sure there must be a lotion for that....
TheMercenary • Nov 18, 2007 10:11 am
Aliantha;408031 wrote:
It came up in chat the other day. Ever since then I've been using the word as much as possible. Hence the spattering across the board.

I know I'm a shit stirrer, but what can ya do? I think it's funny.

If other people don't, I guess they could just stop responding now they know why I keep saying it. (besides, I think tw is confused more than normal, so it's even funnier to me).


I vote for anything and just about everything tw posts would qualify.
TheMercenary • Nov 18, 2007 11:04 am
tw;407542 wrote:
Exact same reasoning proved ...that it was safe to launch seven Challenger astronaut to their murder.
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=407542&postcount=28