Club 10K

lumberjim • Nov 14, 2007 12:52 pm
You can have your little landmarks. I'm telling you that until you've crossed the 10K line....you haven't lived. It takes real dedication, skill and willingness to blather on with abandon to reach a level like this. I post this as my 9999th post in order to look down on you pee-ons once more before I join the ranks of the mighty. I'm not thanking any little people.....I did this shit all by myself.
lookout123 • Nov 14, 2007 12:54 pm
actually i remember you lost a bunch of posts during one of the cellar hacks a few years ago, so you already had more than 10,000 posts. you totally missed the actual "crossing 10,000" event.

loo-hoo-ser
Clodfobble • Nov 14, 2007 12:54 pm
"Suck it, Jesus--this messageboard is my god now!"
SteveDallas • Nov 14, 2007 12:57 pm
I'm working on getting your picture in Willard Scott's roundup tomorrow morning.
Shawnee123 • Nov 14, 2007 1:03 pm
lol...I really tried to do some kind of thing with Washington Crossing the Delaware with your face superimposed, but I have no idea how. So, if someone hacked my computer now they would find little tiny bits of lj's head all over the place.

Anyway, congrats!
ZenGum • Nov 14, 2007 1:04 pm
Well done LumberJim!

Poor Cicero. She's barely milleniated, and here's LumberJim ... Myriating!

Enjoy the glory.
LabRat • Nov 14, 2007 1:11 pm
Yeah, I was about to say if you posted in Bruce's doodad thread, you are already past 10,000, since those were subtracted from user's counts when it was deleted. (RIP)

Nya NYAAAAAA...
Cicero • Nov 14, 2007 1:31 pm
Lj just wants to piss all over my glory......But posting so much for so long..... Is this a sign of a complete loser or a hero?

Maybe both...

Congrats LJ!
;)

Just because I am being "the bigger man" I will thank you for having such a large, awesome penis, and graceing us with your presence!

Now lets party!!
:thumb: :keys: :beer: :juggle: :band: :notworthy :queen:

Will post naked butt for 10,000?
:D
Spexxvet • Nov 14, 2007 1:46 pm
1 good post in 10,000 - not a bad percentage - for you.
lookout123 • Nov 14, 2007 1:48 pm
well, here comes another 1,300 posts shredding spexx.
BigMcLargeHuge • Nov 14, 2007 2:04 pm
Spexxvet;406983 wrote:
1 good post in 10,000 - not a bad percentage - for you.

dickhole
lookout123 • Nov 14, 2007 2:12 pm
saving "LJ" for a super special meaningful #10,000?
Cicero • Nov 14, 2007 2:14 pm
@ me lookbut321?
Undertoab • Nov 14, 2007 2:15 pm
I banned his ass
glatt • Nov 14, 2007 2:40 pm
It's turning into a sock puppet party now.
Spexxvet • Nov 14, 2007 2:43 pm
lookout123;406985 wrote:
well, here comes another 1,300 posts shredding spexx.


C'mon, that was funny.
g1att • Nov 14, 2007 2:46 pm
It's turning into a sock puppet party now.

is not.
glatt • Nov 14, 2007 2:49 pm
I feel all violated now. :p
shina • Nov 14, 2007 2:57 pm
10,000 posts! Holy crap!
BigV • Nov 14, 2007 3:10 pm
11-14-2007, 09:52 AM #1
lumberjim
Banned

Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 9,999

Club 10K
You can have your little landmarks. I'm telling you that until you've crossed the 10K line....you haven't lived. It takes real dedication, skill and willingness to blather on with abandon to reach a level like this. I post this as my 9999th post in order to look down on you pee-ons once more before I join the ranks of the mighty. I'm not thanking any little people.....I did this shit all by myself.
__________________
If you can't laugh at yourself....I'll do it for you.
Liar.

Granted, 9,999 is a lot of lies, but it's not 10K. You're not in the club.:p
HungLikeJesus • Nov 14, 2007 5:28 pm
It would be funny if lj really was banned before he could reach 10k.
Elspode • Nov 14, 2007 11:27 pm
g1att;407009 wrote:
is not.


Besides, the proper term is "cock puppet".
SteveDallas • Nov 14, 2007 11:56 pm
glatt;407011 wrote:
I feel all violated now. :p

What do you mean "now"?
queequeger • Nov 15, 2007 12:36 am
...What's he going to waste his 10,000th post on? That's what I'm wondering.
HungLikeJesus • Nov 15, 2007 12:39 am
Yeah, 10,000th post. That's like losing your virginity. You only get to do that once.


What's it going to be?
SteveDallas • Nov 15, 2007 12:59 am
Well you know. you only get to do your 4,535th post once too. I'm going to have to come up with something extra special . . . ah shit, I just wasted it.
HungLikeJesus • Nov 15, 2007 1:03 am
Yes, but 10,000 is big and round and scary.

It's probably best that the post count doesn't stay with the post. Once you've passed the 4,535th post, no one will know which one it was - unless you specifically point it out.
Ibby • Nov 15, 2007 1:23 am
HungLikeJesus;407260 wrote:
Yes, but 10,000 is big and round and scary.


Just like LJ!



...:headshake no, that was uncalled for... i'm sorry.
Aliantha • Nov 15, 2007 6:52 am
OMG...now that was funny Ibram. lol

I think it was definitely called for.
glatt • Nov 28, 2007 1:40 pm
lumberjim;406966 wrote:
I post this as my 9999th post in order to look down on you pee-ons once more before I join the ranks of the mighty.


Wtf? You only have 9997 posts.
lookout123 • Nov 28, 2007 1:47 pm
LOL! that is some funny stuff. me thinks one of our industrious mods has deleted an old thread or something.
lumberjim • Nov 28, 2007 1:57 pm
so i have one more chance after this post to say something really .......lumberjim-esque? I'm going to have to make it a good one. This may take me a while to come up with......stay where you are....it could happen at annnnn___eeeeeee moment.
ZenGum • Nov 28, 2007 1:59 pm
I bet it's "cock".
lookout123 • Nov 28, 2007 2:02 pm
But, but, but... LJ said:
lumberjim has been decommissioned and will post no more forever.


you wouldn't want to make LJ a liar, would you? it is very hard for a newbie to regain credibility if caught in an obvious and verifiable lie.
BigV • Nov 28, 2007 2:57 pm
lookout123;411319 wrote:
LOL! that is some funny stuff. me thinks one of our industrious mods has deleted an old thread or something.


Dear industrious mod:

Please restore that thread immediately. The suspense that is killing me now will be over (10K) then.

Thanks in advance.

The cellar.
classicman • Nov 28, 2007 3:08 pm
Ohhh thats just mean! I love it!
lumberjim • Jan 24, 2008 6:09 pm
I think Elspode is slowly creeping up on 10K......let's all make fun of him now.
HungLikeJesus • Jan 24, 2008 6:30 pm
At his current pace, classicman will hit 10,000 posts in April 2009.
lumberjim • Feb 7, 2015 5:43 pm
10K? pah

you are nothing until you get to 20K
sexobon • Feb 7, 2015 8:44 pm
How many times must a user post
Before you can call 'em a ham?
Yes, "n" how many threads must a new member start
Before we're sure they're not spam?
Yes, 'n' how many times must images be hot linked
Before they're forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is lurkin' in the admin
The answer is lurkin' in the admin
infinite monkey • Feb 7, 2015 8:58 pm
sexobon;921406 wrote:
How many times must a user post
Before you can call 'em a ham?
Yes, "n" how many threads must a new member start
Before we're sure they're not spam?
Yes, 'n' how many times must images be hot linked
Before they're forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is lurkin' in the admin
The answer is lurkin' in the admin


Nice! :D