(Don't you love hypothetical situations?)
Let's say you're sitting at an orchestra rehearsal. Your stand partner is a woman you've known for a number of years, but are not good friends with. Since this is a pickup group, there are lots of people that neither of you have met before. One of the players in another section is a young lady wearing a pair of jeans. The disposition of her jeans is such that you can tell she's wearing a purple thong underneath.
Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"
What's your best answer?
Hypothetically, "hell, yes"
Answer: She could, but she'd risk misplacing her flute.
Me: "Maybe, lemme ask-Hey Patty, you think you could lend me your valve oil and slide grease? Oh, and can you show s'more crack?"
Partner: "..."
Me: "What it wasn't funny?"
Of course she could, but you know "crack kills";)
This is serious, jester, quit cracking jokes, will ya? :lol:
I wouldn't be if you would quit butting in. And don't give me all that crap about how you're keeping the thread alive for posterity.
:)
Say you are color-blind and tell her you need a better description.
Would around her ankles be lower?
Would wrapped around Spexxvet's head be lower? :lol:
Would you describe that as violet or puce?
...or Excuse me while I adjust the G-string on my bass.
Pants. But ankles would work too, I suppose.
I wouldn't be if you would quit butting in. And don't give me all that crap about how you're keeping the thread alive for posterity.
:)
I had to butt in here, and just say you're being rather anal about the whole thing:p
Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"
What's your best answer?
Steve Dallas: "She thinks we're playing
Air on the G String."
:moon: Mendellsohn's Song Without Pants
"Could she wear those jeans any lower?"
"I know I couldn't, I don't have the hips for it."
"Could she wear those jeans any lower?"
"Yes, but she'd have to shave..."
... Your stand partner is a woman you've known for a number of years, but are not good friends with. ... Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"
What's your best answer?
Yes, but then they would be called chaps!
At a minimum they should cover her crotchet, especially if there is a strong breve blowing. It could look sharp and put a quaver in a man's voice. I note that it's natural for her to be a bit cheeky but the string section is supposed to be beside the brass, not blocking the woodwinds.
I should give it a rest before he joke falls flat.
I knew I could count on y'all to come up with many more smart-ass replies than I could have on my own.