When it comes to sex, Michael Jackson prefers twenty eight year olds...

lumberjim • Nov 8, 2007 5:04 pm
...cuz nineteen is just not enough eight year olds for one man.
BigV • Nov 8, 2007 5:16 pm
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Here, you dropped this.
Happy Monkey • Nov 8, 2007 5:19 pm
"Why does Michael Jackson like sex with twenty eight year olds?"

"Because there are twenty of them."
lumberjim • Nov 8, 2007 5:32 pm
yeah....i just told that joke....
Happy Monkey • Nov 8, 2007 5:47 pm
Good to know.
Cicero • Nov 8, 2007 6:07 pm
Did someone mention boys pants half off?


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I dropped that.
BigV • Nov 8, 2007 6:37 pm
:tips cap:
sikcboy • Nov 8, 2007 6:40 pm
whats the differnce between micheal jackson and acne?

at least acne waits until your 13 before it comes over your face
lumberjim • Nov 8, 2007 6:56 pm
what's black, then white, and comes in small cans?
Cicero • Nov 8, 2007 7:10 pm
lumberjim;405092 wrote:
what's black, then white, and comes in small cans?


Hey that's my terrible joke.
And it goes:
What is black on the inside and white on the outside, and comes in tiny cans?
Happy Monkey • Nov 8, 2007 7:53 pm
Ah! Another member of the "rearrange lumberjim's MJ jokes" club!
lumberjim • Nov 8, 2007 8:07 pm
actually, I heard that 1st joke the way you told it, Honkey...but i wanted this thread to have a hook...like... it might have been a news item .....and then when you open the thread...POW> punchline. right in your eye!

good times.
Crimson Ghost • Nov 8, 2007 10:23 pm
Hey, hey, hey!!!

Stop picking on Michael!!!

America loves old white women.
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 11, 2007 8:34 pm
Just ask Barbara Frietchie. Even the CSA loved her.
Sundae • Nov 12, 2007 5:39 pm
What's the difference between Gary Glitter (British pop star paedo- convicted one this time) and a greyhound?
The greyhound waits for the hair (hare) to appear first
DanaC • Nov 12, 2007 5:48 pm
lol I haven't heard that one before sg:P
lumberjim • Nov 12, 2007 8:07 pm
SIMILAR:

difference between MJ and acne?






acne waits until you're 13 to come onto your face.
Aliantha • Nov 12, 2007 8:11 pm
you people are all just Sickos!
Elspode • Nov 12, 2007 9:25 pm
I used to wonder where Michael came up with the song "Beat It", then he got busted...

Pity, because I would like to hear the sequel, which would undoubtedly been titled "Kiss It".
ZenGum • Nov 13, 2007 12:25 am
MJ fell overboard from his yacht.

He survived by [COLOR="Wheat"]clinging to a buoy[/COLOR].