Holy Christ I hate the Wiggles

Clodfobble • Nov 6, 2007 2:59 pm
I am so, so, SO glad that Minifob has completely shunned them in favor of these guys:

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And one more, for good measure (this one's his favorite):

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It is such a relief to have kids' entertainment that doesn't make me want to cut my own spleen out.
DucksNuts • Nov 6, 2007 7:48 pm
The wiggles shit me too, with all their hot potatoing and cold spaghetti-ing. FREAKS!!

Boo-bah, is much worse, but their subliminal programming is very effective. My kids totally zone out for their entire show....I dont think they even blink.
Aliantha • Nov 6, 2007 7:52 pm
my kids never really bothered with the wiggles. They did really love the teletubbies though which was almost as annoying with their 'uh-oh'ing all the time.
Cloud • Nov 6, 2007 8:13 pm
now, now, wouldn't Holy Christ tell you not to hate?

Barney was worse.
monster • Nov 6, 2007 9:06 pm
That's better than the Wiggles? Makes me glad I missed them all. :D

My kids were Teletubbies then Thomas the Tank Engine kids. I used to live near where teletubbies was filmed.
kerosene • Nov 8, 2007 12:49 pm
My son has been into all the action heroes...when he was little, it was Backyardigans...which he called "Back yard against" Took me a while to figure out what he meant.
Perry Winkle • Nov 8, 2007 5:22 pm
If I have kids, I'm not letting them have access to TV or those dippy "educational" (or whatever they label them as) videos.
Clodfobble • Nov 8, 2007 5:40 pm
Perry Winkle wrote:
If I have kids, I'm not letting them have access to TV or those dippy "educational" (or whatever they label them as) videos.


Get back to me when you actually have a kid between the ages of 1 and 4, I'd love to hear how that's working out for you.
kerosene • Nov 8, 2007 5:56 pm
Clodfobble;405023 wrote:
Get back to me when you actually have a kid between the ages of 1 and 4, I'd love to hear how that's working out for you.


I was thinking the same thing. Even without TV, it gets around somehow.
monster • Nov 10, 2007 1:45 pm
:lol: Oh Perry, we will watch with interest.
Ibby • Nov 10, 2007 11:33 pm
What happened to kids shows?
I mean, when I was a kid, nickelodeon and such had so many good shows... that i still like today. they had shows that were stupid and funny and silly and random enough for kids to love, but also witty and smart and different enough for adults to love. Pete&Pete, Kablam, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren&Stimpy, Ahh Real Monsters, salute your shorts, Alex Mack, Clarissa Explains It All... even rugrats was so much better then!
What happened in the past decade or so?
Flint • Nov 10, 2007 11:45 pm
I've heard of two of those.
Aliantha • Nov 10, 2007 11:56 pm
Ren & Stimpy and Rugrats?

Same here.
monster • Nov 11, 2007 12:20 am
Ibram;405878 wrote:
What happened to kids shows?
I mean, when I was a kid, nickelodeon and such had so many good shows... that i still like today. they had shows that were stupid and funny and silly and random enough for kids to love, but also witty and smart and different enough for adults to love. Pete&Pete, Kablam, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren&Stimpy, Ahh Real Monsters, salute your shorts, Alex Mack, Clarissa Explains It All... even rugrats was so much better then!
What happened in the past decade or so?


you got older
Clodfobble • Nov 11, 2007 12:29 am
Ibram wrote:
but also witty and smart and different enough for adults to love.


Here's where you're wrong. Adults did not love those shows; they put up with them because that's what kept you entertained. Trust me, they were sitting in the background muttering about how kids' shows were so much better in their day.
Ibby • Nov 11, 2007 1:51 am
Well I love them still and see the wit and brilliance of them, as did my dad (though he's not exactly the paragon of adult maturity and brilliance...).

Kids shows now, especially disney channel, are... one-dimensional, way too predictable, formulaic, repetitive, and unoriginal.
Kids shows back when I was a kid were zany, random, crazy, and weird, and nickelodeon prided themselves on that. I still love all those shows, but for completely different reasons.
Bullitt • Nov 11, 2007 2:35 am
[elvis]Hey baby[/elvis]

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Ibby • Nov 11, 2007 5:30 am
JOHNNY BRAVO!

Old cartoon network is almost as good as old nickelodeon.
Mockingbird • Nov 11, 2007 9:02 am
I'm backing up Ibram. They might be giants were floating around the Pete and Pete project and the writing was really funny. They released the DVD sets not too long ago and I'm getting them. Imagine Malcolm in the middle but about a billion times better.
Clodfobble • Nov 11, 2007 11:43 am
Oh I don't have to imagine it, I'm not that much older than you guys. I loved Pete & Pete. But you can bet that I'm not going to go back and watch any of the old episodes now--because I'm pretty sure I'd have my memories spoiled. Maybe not, but I won't risk it.
monster • Nov 11, 2007 8:00 pm
I was devastated to learn as an adult that the Clangers were knitted. Devastated.
glatt • Nov 12, 2007 9:02 am
Fetch with Ruff Ruffman is a good kids show today. Sometimes I'll actually sit down and watch it with them.
Shawnee123 • Nov 13, 2007 12:45 pm
Ibram, I remember Clarissa Explains It All. I liked watching that!

I really miss My So-called Life. One of my favorite shows ever, even though I was a bit older than the target audience.

Nothing will ever be as good again as Warner Bros cartoons, though. (edited to add: well, maybe Doug Funny)
Ibby • Nov 13, 2007 5:46 pm
DOUG PWNS.
Another great classic nick show.
Until disney bought it and RUINED it...
Aliantha • Nov 13, 2007 8:22 pm
I'm with you on the WB cartoons Shawnee....even the looney tunes babies.

I even have 'Taz' tattoo'd on my ankle!
ZenGum • Nov 14, 2007 10:03 am
The wiggles are lame.

The High Fives have much more (boobs) going for them.
Physiotherapists and chiropractors have a rush of neck-injuries after father/child day at the High Fives shows.
rkzenrage • Nov 14, 2007 11:39 am
Cloud;404203 wrote:
now, now, wouldn't Holy Christ tell you not to hate?

Barney was worse.


I hated the wiggles, but let him watch them. They were annoying but I could tune them out.
I would not let him watch Barney, I saw several overt misogynistic messages on that show and put my foot-down to all family who took care of him.