A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
Well since it's a white horse, it's racist against the black puddle by nature. The falling was a willful act designed to embarrass the black mud puddle by making it appear as if the mud puddle was in fact the "aggressor" in the situation.
I have a joke and it has a dirty part and a clean part.
I saw sue fall the the mudd.
I also watch her take a bath to get the mudd off.
I like the dirty part a lot. especially the dirty dirty parts of the dirty part.
When I was a little kid, we had a hilarious one we used to tell. One day, my older brother told it to my grandfather.
What starts with F and ends in U - C - K?
*Incredulous stare from grandfather.*
FIRETRUCK! Ha ha ha.
*Immediate spanking*
Don't clean your ears. Then they're all dirty.
What starts with S - H and ends in I - T and is found in chicken coops?
Shellgrit.
: looks innocent :