Blondjokes

:behead: how to drown a blond, put a scrach n' sniff at the bottom of a pool

:behead:How do you get a on armed blond out of a tree, wave

How can you tell the blonde secretary? She's the one with white out on her monitor.

How do you know if another blond has used her desk? There is writing on the white out

how do you put a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?

hold a flashlight up to her ear.

why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?


to help hold their ankles.

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,"Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Robert, it's Winter in Indiana, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

ok - you probably already heard the one I posted previously, so..

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If you are going to tell Blonde jokes Toran....make sure you spell Blonde right....
Holy Crap......
:)

From Merriam-Webster Online
[COLOR="Blue"]Main Entry: 1blond
Variant(s): or blonde \ˈbländ\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Anglo-French blunt, blound, masculine, blounde, feminine
Date: 15th century
1: of a flaxen, golden, light auburn, or pale yellowish-brown color <blond hair>; also : having blond hair <a blond man> &#8212;spelled blond when used of a boy or man and often blonde when used of a girl or woman[/COLOR]

So, we get to substitute all women in these jokes with men. Works for me! ;)

Holy crap...I just gave away my sex and haircolor at the same time....

Rather disappointing.

HEY GUYS! CICERO IS GIVING AWAY HER SEX! :lol:

Sweet! If this keeps her busy I might yet reach 1,000 posts first!
C'mon you Stateside fellows, help me out here. And remember that Horny Moose in IotD -- 8 hours each, no less!
I had quietly noticed the spelling issue - these posters had been using blond and blonde more or less randomly ... hehehe ... note my user signature.

Again...Rather disappointing!!

lol! Shawnee....they have to take me off ignore at least before they get any...that's how I know they aren't my husband...

ooooh. That was bad...

so. bad.

So bad, it's good.

And I really thought it was just variations on the spelling. I had no idea one was male and one was female a la the Frenchies.