Help name my band
I'm in an oldies/ classic rock band. I'm a younger blonde on lead guitar. The two guys in my band are in their 50s-60s- 1 drummer and 1 rhythm guitar/ vocals and we are currently missing a bass player.
So please help me think of a good name for us! And before anyone suggests it, "Soulspit" might work for a heavier band, but is probably not fitting in our situation. So then what?
is this stacey or arsen asking?
anyway....name the band "Free Beer"
It's stacey- Arsen would never post here! (again).
Free beer is good!! Nice one.
Oh, I forgot about Arsen's blonde stage :lol: That didn't last. For the record he's a brunette now.
"That's what She said"
"The Piles"
"Dirty Bomb"
"Extra Medium"
"Johnnie and the Walkers"
With stupid
Spank the monkey
Dirty Blonde
Plank
Tongue n Groove
Keep the Change
Insider Trading
Readers' Wives
Stacey and the Coffindodgers
Arsen and the Anal Beads hmmm... maybe not :)
I like coffin dodgers. Free beer has riot potential.
Chronology
Stacey and the Chronograph
Subjective Age
I hope you guy kick butt Stacey, good luck!
Limp Pickles?
I like names that can have multiple meanings:
Time Flies
Giant Waves Down Chimney
Duck Mushrooms
Forward Backup
or catchy sounds:
Sphagnum
Gunslut
Slapdash
Stacey and the Coffindodgers:eek:
Brittle Bones:eek:
Okay, maybe it would help if I gave you a few suggestions that the drummer/ guy in charge came up with:
Charisma
Classic Touch
Nice, clean, respectable names, see?;)
Unfortunately, the Generation Gap is taken. How about you call yourself Jen and name the band Jen X and the Baby Boomers.
Ha! Very clever. But does the name have to make these poor guys feel old?
Being the sweet, sensitive, caring person that I am I wouldn't want to insult them ;)
I guess that means Stacy & The Elders, is out.
I guess that means Stacy & The Elders, is out.
So is Old Farts and the Second Wind:rolleyes:
Or we could steal from "Wild Wild West" and name them Old Farts and a Breath of Fresh Ass.
We're Not Looking At Her Butt
It Has To Be PantiesCharisma
Classic Touch
Nice, clean, respectable names, see?;)
They sound like condom names!
How about Ribbed For Her Pleasure?
(Proper Name) And The Cruisers. "George Thorogood And The Destroyers" being already taken.
The Pissing Calvins would only be for punk.
Naugahyde Windpipe
Oedipus Rex and the Mamas Boys
The Wyld Stallions
The Lone Rangers
My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long
The Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir
Everybody Gets Laid
We're All Bald (In Our Own Special Way)
But does the name have to make these poor guys feel old?
Trust me, they already are, irrespective of what name you choose. ("Stacey and the Father Figures" just fell out of my brain. I apologize.)
I liked Ducks's Dirty Blonde.
I was going to come up with my own....but....
That definitely gets my vote. That works on so many levels.....cool.
:cool:
Dust Farters
Urolagnia
Chocolate Catcher's Mitt
Pull My Finger
The Nipple Rings
Fish Plus Four
The Woodies
Recorded Before You Were Born
Misery Whip
See IotD, October 27, Bloody Saw Scarf.
[FONT=Arial]Pine Inch Nenis[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Hot Flash[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]The Peculiar and the Profane[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Wish Sandwich[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Strap-ons for Dummies[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]The Big O[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial]Squeezebox[/FONT]
Rubber Biscuit
King Bee
Red Rum
Wish You Were Here
Sooky Sooky Now
Holmes
Rock Band
Slow Children
Redrum
Monkeys of Chaos
Four Steps
The Sewer Pipe Gang
I am Jack's Oldies Band
Giddyup!
The Nosehairs
Armenian Genocide
Dick and the Cheeseballs
Dickfor
'The Massive Racists'. I dare you.
I was going to seriously suggest 'Mariana Trench', but apparently it's taken. :sniff:
Sugar n Old Spice ;)
or S n S
Sugar n Spice
Honk
[SIZE=-1]Heinrich[/SIZE] Himmler Lives In My Underwear Drawer
Decadent Aggression
Morphine Drip
10 Pounds Of Swingin' Meat
Chokeslam
Irish Whip
Jello Shot
Zyklon B
Giftgas
Mr. Socko
Stacy and the Piorets
Stacy and the Proctology Patients
Stacy and the Dudes !!
Stacy and the DADS
or where a little school girl outfit and be Little Stacy and the Dirty Dads !!
or where a little school girl outfit and be Little Stacy and the Dirty Dads !!
Projecting much, zip? :angel:
(I'm not saying it wouldn't be a popular & successful band name, mind you.)
Godspank
Joeys and the Pussycat
Detente
Bozobus
Tired of Our Dayjobs
Rated PG
Born to be Mild
Handbasket to Hell
Whiskey, Guns and Jesus
Sugar n' Old Spice:biglaugha
Thanks everyone- there are a ton of great ideas here. I'm going to write them all down and let the guys decide. Well, I might leave out some of the old man jokes...but Sugar n Old Spice, Oh man, that is classic. :p
just heard this on a promo for US Marshals:
Finger Lickin' Justice
Johnny Kleenex and the Post Nasal Drips
Blarg!
Pimp My Guitar
Spazchow
[SIZE=-1]Murph and the Magictones[/SIZE]
You can wear red velvet tuxedos.
Ray's Music Exchange in Calumet City has some lovely red shag covered equipment...
Godspank
Or Godskank. (Meaning no offense, Stacey.)
From The Opie & Anthony show this morning:
[COLOR="Blue"]Homosexual Necrophilia[/COLOR]
From The Opie & Anthony show this morning:
[COLOR="Blue"]Homosexual Necrophilia[/COLOR]
"I am
not a homosexual necrophile" said Tom, in dead earnest.
(may be funnier if you say it.)
Jim Norton's Test Results
Spiderspaz
I'm Not Superlady
Voyeurbus
Waddle Doodle
Linger Longer
Weeell how about the Mormons. They were hyper in the 50 & 60's and it bodes of Marilyn Monroe. + you get instant noteriety = recognition. Ta da.
Raise the Belgrano
Jostling for Position
Five Finger Discounts
Treading Gingerly
The Jubilee Lines
lol...I dare you to use lj's. Perfect!
Ewww!! Yuck! I Googled it... The "Pubic wigs"?! Nice one, LJ.
My band and I got together tonight and we all decided on "Sugar and Old Spice" :D Thank you DucksnNuts!! I just knew I could count on the Cellar for help with that one and you guys didn't let me down :)
Did I suggest "Muggy Jones and the P40 Doom Patrol" before?
How about "Aunt Jemimah and the Belgian Waffles"?
"Chihuahua Mama"?
"The Mother People"?
"Tupperware Schmupperware"?
"Judy's Diamonds"?
"Static Cling"?
Hey...yay me!!
Youre most welcome Stacey :)
Ewww!! Yuck! I Googled it... The "Pubic wigs"?! Nice one, LJ.
My band and I got together tonight and we all decided on "Sugar and Old Spice" :D Thank you DucksnNuts!! I just knew I could count on the Cellar for help with that one and you guys didn't let me down :)
see...that's a good one, ganted...and appropriate and all...
but The Merkins....
people would ask..and you could say it was short for Americans.
...but you'd know....
My friend had a band,
Roy Moon and the Hip Replacements!
but The Merkins....
people would ask..and you could say it was short for Americans.
That might work if I lived in Al'bama but it wouldn't fly up here in the northeast:headshake
Raise the Belgrano
That made me giggle.
I have a friend who has a disco revival band named "Disco Dick and the Mirror Balls".
They make embarassingly large amounts of money doing corporate gigs and the odd bar stints.
I wonder how Sugar and Old Spice are doing?
Sharks in the Streets or
Sparks in the Sheets
staceyv was cool. I miss her.
She certainly livened the place up. Perhaps we can entice her back?
Diego Underpants
The Hitlers
We went with Vintage Invasion ;)
staceyv - is that really you??!!
HI!
and what are you doing in Ohio?
We went with Vintage Invasion ;)
Still going strong?
Gastric Band and the Laparoscopies. Now there's a name.
I would have suggested Rockbitch but another band already took it.
Yeah, it's me. I'm not in Ohio, just undercover from some wacko who was hunting me down online.
The band...well, we get together every other week or so, but we aren't playing out, we just do it for fun (okay and we aren't that good, ha ha) Finally got a bass player though.
I will probably disappear again, I am keeping really busy and a bit paranoid about posting online after my dealings with wacko.
Love you all!! XOXO
P.S. Me and the Mr. are still going strong!
We miss you. why not register with a new name?
Diego Underpants
The Hitlers
Saw a band at a party thrown by a biker-type acquaintance of mine. They were called Hitler. They all wore SS helmets and they all looked like D-Day from "Animal House".
Loving Disneyfist, btw.
I woulda put forth Gutterchunks.
We miss you. why not register with a new name?
we all kind of like 'wacko' too, though... so how do we reconcile that?
Wacko is good as long as it isn't showing up at your door at 3:00am or otherwise crossing the line from charming and funny to disturbing and stalkerish.
The human culling
Euthanasia for fun and for profit
Grow your penis 6cm
Free weed
The Gonga Goffer and the baggie scrapings
One last hit
Stop drop and rock'n roll
Owlbear
Two lb per dozen
Not for human consumption
Eat me
Banned in 50 states
Caution clowns will rape you
Beware of death
Do not make eye contact
Fusion foot
Beats Beets
Monster in a box
Stonehenge cat
Xylene
Anthropomorphic Dispensary
New wave old school
3lb of goodness
Son of Cain
Enoch brood
Wanders of Nod
OZ outcasts
2 loafs and 3 fish
Mustered seeds
Last trumpet
Four faced man
40 days
Climb a tree
No that is on fire
Should it burn
Will it burn
Steal me
Do stop
Believing
Hand on to that Feeling
Never going to give you up
Never going to let you down
Never going to turn around and hurt you
THE GAME