Can you hold a shitted feet?
Not one of your best jimbo
ah....blow me.
i bet it gets more replies than the original thread
I also wanted to say that your face is not one of your best...faces...because...your ass is a better face than your face is.
only because you love my ass so much
Giving this thread a post bump for LJ...at this point, it needs to catch up to the original. (9-5)
cheers to this thread...jeers to the other one
Here, I'll help bump it up too. :comfort:
:crazy: WTF is this and how long has this been going on??! Very strange. You sure do like pissed toast- I mean to twist posts.
I can turn my feet past 180 degrees outward and walk around.
killing that other thread now!
much to my dismay, i have held many a shitted feet.. not human though.
you'd be surprised how many times animals step in their own shit.
specially big, white, uncoordinated dogs
once, i was playing frisbee with my cousin in his back yard....it had rained recently.....i was barefoot.
i stepped in shit with my right foot.....and while i was freaking out about how gross that was, i slipped in another wet shit on my left foot, fell back, and put my right hand in the first shit i'd stepped in. swear to FSM.
ha!!
my condolences to you
did you do something horrible earlier that warranted such bad luck?
oh, and excuse the lingo ignorance but what the damn hell ass is FSM?
Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
[eta} I call Jinx!
she's busy. we have to go to her sister's baby shower. she's having twins in december!
well...i'll be watching football with the men...and hopefully eating meatballs and hot wings.
:fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm:
Bless his/her noodley appendages!
sweet!
i wondered what that thing was
Only the great creator himself!
Wikipedia has full details. RAmen.
once, i was playing frisbee with my cousin in his back yard....it had rained recently.....i was barefoot...
One of my earliest memories is of playing barefoot in my friend's backyard, maybe 3 or 4 years old, and looking down to see some sort of weird mud on my toes. We didn't have pets, so I honestly didn't know what it was. I showed her dad, who washed it off with a hose but steadfastly dodged my questions about where it came from. It wasn't until I got home and described the whole thing to my parents that I was enlightened.
I fell off my horse into a paddy of cow shit....gross.
My 2yr old came in complaining about muddy feet....only it wasnt mud and it was all squished up between his toes.
My drunken gf sat down in the gutter whilst we were walking home one (very classy), she laid down, and I said..."wouldnt it be funny if you laid in dog shit...hahahahahaha"......she did :repuke: but it was in her hair.
i think abortion should always be legal....encouraged in some cases...like with ugly people.
Also, there should be no restrictions on automatic weapons
furthermore, I think George Bush has done a better job than Al Gore would have in his place.
oh, and ....um.......it was clearly a shark
i can whore post with the best of them
and may I say, you don't make a poor host for the whore post.
i'll show YOU a whore post.
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People, you're slippin': thirty five whole posts before we get to
I slit a sheet
A sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet I sit
???
Youre weird sometimes UG.
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I have an email about shit footing
are you trying to revive this thread jimbo? lol
It was a cute n funny shit shirt
Hey, I am gonna go have a bath and finish my bottle of wine, if I drown...will you call 000??
ahhh...how will I know you've drowned?
I can't figure that one out either.
I short a sheet
A sheet I short
Anent the shorted sheet I snort
When lieth he
On shorted sheet
His bed hath no room for his feet
--from A Book of Verses Underneath the Bough Because Somebody Pushed It Off
when do you think you will be back?
Is it just me LJ, or is that only amusing to you?
Well, its amusing to me coz I know its amusing to you....but....well...
...I think what Ducks is asking is "how long can this go on?"
Is it just me LJ, or is that only amusing to you?
Well, its amusing to me coz I know its amusing to you....but....well...
be patient...it keeps getting funnier.
try it at work. next time someone says....'where's Bob?' to no one on particular, say, "Here he is!" and then look away like you were doing something else.
Ohhh, that might work ....and it will get my psycho chick points.
Good job LJ
I don't know what's sadder - that someone actually took photos of the process of sholding the feet, or that they fosted them on plicker.
OR .............
that that's the way I've held shitted :turd: feet all along and I worked it out all for my own little selfsome :headbag: .
new pc please do not off yourself...
OH NO..maybe i schoud get some aluminum foil. papel de aluminio
