If you were a superhero....
What would your special power be?
Who would your faithful companions be?
Ideas for your super cool name?
Alianthrax
My faithful companion would be deadly nightshade.
I'd be able to asphyxiate you by knowing your postal address.
buahahahaha
Youre a bitch, but I love you
***Your Superhero Profile***
Your Superhero Name is The Dark Aardvark
Your Superpower is Near-death Experience
Your Weakness is Flirting
Your Weapon is Your Gravity Rifle
Your Mode of Transportation is Capsule
What's your Superhero Name?
http://www.blogthings.com/superheronamegenerator/Thats cheating razz.....ya bloody cheater you
hey...it answered your question...
yeah...you have to make it up for yourself Razz.
Oh fine...I'll do it when I've had some sleep then....7:30 and still up. bleh.
whine whine, fucking whine
No thanks, I don't drink.
wine? did someone say wine?
ok...maybe not, but it was close
Ducks: SuperShoe, a temptress with amazing 6-inch heeled slut boots. Inside the heels are gadgets for every occasion -supersprings for leaping tall buildings, blades of every description, laser canons, endless supply of margueritas.... Only has unfaithful companions.
Razz: Hardware Girl. With a nail gun for one hand and a circular saw for the other, do not mess with this girl. Specially ability to tell you exactly what aisle you will find a nutless hum flange for your imperial system faucet. Companion: Fern, a talking houseplant.
I think we had this question once before
I'd be wary about taking on super powers - it doesn't make life any happier for Peter Parker after all.
I would only use mine for evil anyway - I'm terminally short of money and I would twist any power given me for the good of mankind into a way of making or stealing money undetected.
Okay, maybe the power to turn into a cat whenever I wanted
Just so I could sleep untroubled and be petted and cared for
What makes you think I'm not a superhero?!? I used to have a room-mate and the arguements went like this:
Her: You're not a superhero. (vapid)
Me: Why not?!? (shocked and upset)
Her: You are more of a side-kick. (matter of factly)
Me: Oh yea....didn't I save you from being hit by that car at the coffee shop? (defensive)
Her: Cars that don't exist don't count.....(coming up with minor details to win the arguement)
Yea...she was such a bitch......why be like her and just point out that people aren't super-heros at random? That hurts Ducks. That really hurts....
:)
Hey, nothing wrong with being a sidekick (unless Superman's around)
I'd even be happy being a backroom helper - the Housekeeper who knows everything and brings in a nice cup of tea when it's all over or the secretary who discovers paper-trails for the city's villains, or even someone working for a local paper that tips the hero off.
Just no kidnapping please.
What would your special power be? Being able to detect a person's pet-peeve and instantly use it for maximum benefit to annoy the hell out of that person.
Who would your faithful companions be? The Church Lady, Mr. Peepers, Hulk Hogan, Black Jack Savage, Barney (of the purple variety), & Hillary R. Clinton. They are all annoying as hell.
Ideas for your super cool name? Lord Zorak
Healing... I would have no name.
My companion would be someone who could create invisibility.
(It is a very powerful power, not just nice, you could heal someone of sight, their immune system, etc if pissed... but I would not use it that way)
For anyone who hasn't met Chocolatl yet, you're missing out. She's super neat!
Anyways, we were in gabbly the other night, discussing how me and her (Razzberry an Chocolate) would make an awesome desert. The result of that conversation is...
The Delectable Duo!
Driving in their separate cars along a hot sunny stretch of highway, two unsuspecting young women suddenly find themselves in the grips of a horrible accident. A tractor-trailer containing some of the worlds most delicious treats (along with some radioactive waste of course) swerves to miss hitting an angry, petty driver with road rage in front of him, and overturns! The contents of the truck spill out like a tidal wave of dark chocolate and glow-in-the-dark fruit filling down across the boiling road surface, and coat everything in a mess of artificial sweeteners, corn syrup, and red dye #37. As the dust settles we see our two heroines standing proud above it all. Coated from head to toe in Sugary Sweet Personalities and Confectionary Compassion they are now forever known as THE DELECTABLE DUO.
*begin theme music*
Special power: The most appropriate porn for the situation.
Sidekicks: Hentai-girl
Name: Porn-o-guy!
Coated from head to toe in Sugary Sweet Personalities and Confectionary Compassion they are now forever known as THE DELECTABLE DUO.
:lol:
Very nice, Razz.
Anyways, we were in gabbly the other night, discussing how me and her (Razzberry an Chocolate) would make an awesome desert.
Should we be passing out complimentary Cellar spoons??
Sidekicks: Hentai-girl
Wouldn't you need a couple assistant sidekicks? I'm thinking probably "towel boy" or possibly "tentacle wrangling man."
i would be the cheesesmith
with the ability to turn myself into the most appetizing piece of cheese in a single hour, give or take depending on the ripeness i wish to achieve.... leaving the helpless villain unawares to the superiority he/she is about to unwillingly ingest causing gradually growing abdominal pains and chronic gas for at least one week..
the cheesesmith: passively chewing at the nations evil intestines since nineteen diggety five
The Consonator! (Dah da daaaaaaaaaaa)
Able to change Laughter into Slaughter with a single stroke.
Kills your Skills before your very eyes.
Sidekick: Vowel-Boy, who helps The Consonator Shear your Sheep without warning
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The Consonator! (Dah da daaaaaaaaaaa)
Able to change Laughter into Slaughter with a single stroke.
Kills your Skills before your very eyes.
Sidekick: Vowel-Boy, who helps The Consonator Shear your Sheep without warning
[COLOR="Gray"]Eh, decent idea, needs a lot of work! Help appreciated.[/COLOR]
Fights ills with pills!
Don't like opera? Turns trills into thrills!
Coming last? She'll give you a blast!
If you're losing, soon you'll be closing!
The Consonator Comic # 48:
The Consonator becomes disoriented after inhaling Vowel-boy's second hand "smoke" and accidentally turns Vowel-boy into Bowel-boy. Suddenly, it all makes scents. Will Vowel-boy ever recover? Will the Consonator make him go to rehab? Don't miss Issue 49!
What is this, Electric Company?
Don't think Letterman didn't cross my mind! Letterman was my muse, so to speak.
the cheesesmith would totally cane The Consonator with his powers of cheeseness
The Consonator would turn the Cheesesmith into Cheesespit, and no one is threatened by Cheesespit, it just dribbles down your chin.
:)
Faster than a rolling 'O'
Stronger than silent 'E'
Able to leap capital 'T' in a single bound!
It's a word, it’s a plan...it's Letterman!
the cheesesmith would totally cane The Consonator with his powers of cheeseness
But not if Vowelboy turns cheese into choose. Then The Consonater could choose not to eat it.
he would be unable to resist the masculine wiles of the cheesesmiths tastacular abilities
I loved the Electric Company. It was pretty hip, for a kid's show. I remember Morgan Freeman on there...what part did he play?
You're just testing me. You know he was Easy Reader. He sang a whole song about his name every day.
I couldn't remember, seriously! I could have looked it up but I was, eh, um, testing you! ;)
So did it work? Watching Sesame Street all the time as a kid? Do you read a lot now, or are you a tv junkie?
I'm a tv junkie more than a reader.
Funny, I thought of this while I was reading the thread about non-TV vs. TV watchers. I'm a voracious reader, and a huge TV and Movie buff. For me, it's not so much the medium of the entertainment, but its ability to serve whatever purpose it is going for. I can dummy down to a good sitcom as well as I can watch a documentary, watch a scary movie, or enjoy a "slice of life" book, and all the variants between.
Why do readers always say "voracious"? I was thinking about that the other day....on the drive home.
I read therefore I should say voracious about it.
Yeah folks. I actually think about this stuff....you'd be surprised. Or you know...not.
:)
Shawnee....I would like to be a letter of the alphabet...can I fit into your gang or do I need my own to spell a word?
Voracious. Not only do I READ my books, after I'm finished I eat 'em.
You be whatever letter you want to be. The Consonator gets by with a little help from her fiends. Please change that to friends.
I have read this book. I found it delicious.
btw, I stopped at
Elliot Bay Book Co. on the way home last night and picked up my very own copy of
The Phantom Tollbooth, and a set of
bookdarts.
Carry on.
I think I would just pick a ready-made superhero, like
this one.I don't know what my special powers would be.....or my name...but I know my faithful companion would be Pilaudog....and he'd blast away villains with the force of his smell....and would require a steady suppply of sausages to fuel him
If I could have any of the powers from the show Heroes, it would be the powers of Peter Petrelli...the power to absorb the powers of other superheroes and to use them later at will.