... who would your lover be?
This comes up after a discussion between Zengum and I in one of the other threads which was about the way people in those books seem like they don't like each other and then they end up madly in love.
Sooo....
Who would your Cellar lover be?
Hmmmm
tw would be shagging everyone wouldnt he??
You would spit roasted between Bruce and LJ
I'd have shagged everyone by chapter 2, fallen in love with Lookout, realised he would never feel the same, got tarted up and drunk, tried to make him jealous by letting toggie bend me over the pool table (something moodle wouldnt ever do)....then run off with Bri, Shawnee and SG to make lesbian porn movies, and we would all be millionaires and have a series of real dolls fashioned after us.
The End
hey...that's not in the m&b formula!
sounds like fun though. Can I cum?
well, if you like lesbian porn....you might...or if you let dazza watch em and hes like lesbian porn...you both might :)
Well...I like leso porn and so does he. I think we should have a threesum.
Hmmmm...I'll put it to him and see what he says.
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then run off with Bri, Shawnee and SG to make lesbian porn movies, and we would all be millionaires and have a series of real dolls fashioned after us.
The End
:eek: Hey, I'm not from the Island of Lesbos!
Wait, on second thought, HOW much money do we stand to make? I can be bought! :p
now wait just a damn minute, i want back in the mix.
You can be the man we spurn then make watch.
forget it then. i'll just have to see if i can recruit my own harem for some debauchery.
Now we do seem to be off the topic of Mills & Boon a little!
I'm not currently up to being the herione, so I will be the work colleague the heroine talks to, and who persuades her to give the hero another chance in the penultimate chapter.
Ah but who to cast, who to cast... None of my personal favourites could be the hero or I'd be jealous, and I have to be the Maid of Honour at the resulting wedding. Hmmmmm. And I'd need a single hero/ heroine so many of the usual suspects are out. I'll have to think on this one!
I'm feeling a little left out here. The people that hate my guts never exude any sexual tension.......
This just makes me the supportive friend of the main character that dissolves once the action starts heating up, and isn't seen until the end, just smiling and waving at the happiness of others at the church.
:(
Then again....that's exactly how I met my husband....that was awesome.
now wait just a damn minute, i want back in the mix.
Oh please, Im so not your type and you are so mine. Its a match made in hell.
Well, we could just have sex? when I wasnt sleeping with women to keep you in the life you want to become accustomed too.
The type that has four walls, keeps you chained to her for about 10 hours a day and gives you a lot of satisfaction for making it work on your own
I'm not familiar with this genre. Is there a pathologically introverted character who will awkwardly try to make friends with and/or date the heroine, and then stalk her after she rebuffs him?
Damnit you people. I expected something better than this when I woke from my alcohol induced slumber this morning.
Now get to it and do some story telling!
I just want to take pictures of your trists.
Well....do we have any male surgeons in the cellar? If they could also be curt and a little standoffish, whilst exuding sexual magnetism and playing regular games of tennis...that'd have to be the hero.
I'm not a surgeon, but I've got the curt and standoffish pretty well knocked! :D
I am not a surgeon either, but I have played one in some third world countries.
I am not a surgeon either, but I have played one in some third world countries.
and you also slept at a Holiday Inn Express too, right?