Those pics are worth more than 4000 words, I tells ya!! :lol:
Attack? It looks consensual to me - that bison is begging for it.
Eight hours??!!!! Does the moose give lessons?
The attacker could not be dissuaded, and kept up his assault for eight hours.
Ya'll wonder why we fake it. :p
Who was googling horny moose?
I believe this is called Bullwinkling.
8 hours without a hole. Now that's truly pathetic.
1) The loss of about two inches from the left horn.
Well after 8 hours i think the moose might of lost some of his horn too, and doesnt sex in the animal kingdom normal last a matter of seconds maybe minutes?
wow this guy kinda reminds me of my last boyfriend
) Blood stains behind the Bison.
Awww. Poor little critter hurt himself. Must have been very confusing.
how do you get blood from a stone? hump it for 8 hours!
I think that's a boy bison, anyway. No wonder there was blood.
no lube.
how do you get blood from a stone? hump it for 8 hours!
Buahahahaha.
You can imagine him telling all his little Moose buddies.
This moose is clearly severely handicapped. Blind, for starters, greatly reduced sensation of the penis, and *no fucking sense of smell*...note that, in the first pic, he's sniffing the metallic bison's hindquarters.
Wishful smelling, if you ask me.
But you can bet it smells like something now...
LOL! I saw a show about those Real Dolls! Creeped me the heck out! But, a rutting male moose will mount anything, even you. That is why they are so dangerous during mating season. And yes, they are relentless and determined until the urge passes.
maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....
:headshake
So jinx's question still stands...!!!
:)
LOL! I saw a show about those Real Dolls! Creeped me the heck out! But, a rutting male moose will mount anything, even you. That is why they are so dangerous during mating season. And yes, they are relentless and determined until the urge passes.
Sounds like my old boyfriend.
Oh....an aussie guy married his real doll, and his other real dolls were the guests...weirdo!
Sorry but the rest are censored! :eek: :eek: :eek:
maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....
:headshake
Please see the "You sound like a horny moose" thread in Home Base.
Contributions are still needed.
OK, who gave the moose ED meds? Obvious side effects - Priapism and difficulty seeing.
Welcome to the Cellar, hunnybunch.:D
