Bacon!....wtf?
ok, i was browsing through my collection of random pictures today and realized that over the years i have accidentally gathered up a small collection of pictures with the main subject being bacon/meat.
i put them together here because it is too odd not to share.
my slowly growing meat collection in no particular order:
enjoy
i'm not sure what this means<BR>
i wish i'd thought of this first<br>
gummy steak apparently<BR>
someone's idea of art<BR>
meat shorts!!<BR>
another artist and his meat suit<BR>
strange ad<BR>
every computer needs one<BR>
and finally, a food pyramid for zombies<BR>
thats it.. please indulge me and post more if you find or know of any..
we could have the biggest collaborative meat collection ever!!
:D
*backing slowly away from the computer*
yeah, i get that alot....
it amused me though
damn! how could have i forgotten my favourite..
bacon taped to a cat
what a waste of good bacon
no way, it makes the cat ten times cooler
Ducky, you say that like it's a bad thing. ;)
why?
don't you like my bacon pics?
:D
Oh no Bruce, he's definitely my type ;) (and local too!!)
I just cant believe he has a collection of fucked up bacon pics...plus, I cant believe there is that much variety around for AJ to collect.
I just believe he has a collection of fucked up bacon pics...plus, I cant believe there is that much variety around for AJ to collect.[/QUOTE]
haha
it wasn't deliberate, but you would be surprised how often they pop up
hmmmm
thank you? :3_eyes:
How about band-aids made up to look like strips of bacon? I saw a box of them when I was on vacation last year, and took a pic. If I can find it I'll post it.
There's always
bacon and chocolate.
Also, I recently heard for the first time of the peanut butter and bacon sandwich.
Clearly, bacon is a substance whose metaphysical meaning goes far beyond its actual meat content.
How about band-aids made up to look like strips of bacon? I saw a box of them when I was on vacation last year, and took a pic. If I can find it I'll post it.
i actually have some of those somewhere, damn.. i'm starting to sound obsessed
hah!
HA!
why the fuck didn't i think of that?
swell job digger
whats that dance called that bacon boy there is doing?
A typical homemade pizza at our house (pre-cooked), with cooked crumpled bacon of course.
looks like a tasty mountain to me
All this shit is sick! Sick, I tell ya! I would never wear raw meat as clothing! Now if it were cooked first..... MMMmmm - wearing my snack:idea: :yum: ..... No! It's sick..... Kevin Bacon burnt to a crisp.... HHmm... must not... No... [SIZE="2"][COLOR="Silver"]sick[/COLOR][/SIZE]....
it's not sick, it's fashion....... uhhh, apparently
Wearing bacon for too long could cause a nasty rash[COLOR="Yellow"]er[/COLOR].
Now for some really old bacon:
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sweet pun!
who the damn hell ass is that? and does he smell bad?
Double pun - that's Sir Francis Bacon
Double pun - that's Sir Francis Bacon
Well done Spex!
Sir Francis Bacon, 1561-1626.
Largely responsible for developing the "scientific method" of: look - think - experiment.
EDIT: PS, if it makes you feel better, I had no idea who the first guy was, beyond figuring his name was Something Bacon. Okay, you may now play spot the nerd.
EDIT 2: I just remembered ... in that era, they frequently wore "Leg of mutton" sleeves. Wow.
neeeerrdd! :3eye:
haha
you mean you knew that guy but not kevin bacon?
that is awesome, and so are mutton sleeves
neeeerrdd! :3eye:
haha
you mean you knew that guy but not kevin bacon?
that is awesome, and so are mutton sleeves
I
told you I wasn't a bogan.
Once I read it, I remembered hearing the name Kevin Bacon, but I couldn't think of it, and there's no chance I'd recognize him.
ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon
haha
and what is that picture?
ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon
haha
and what is that picture?
That, sir, is a dress with Leg of Mutton Sleeves, as worn by Miss Hamantha Bacon, circa 1893.
right..!
i envisioned something completely different but that is cool.
i thought i knew what they where too, you know.. those puffy shoulder shirts knights wear, don't know where i got that from.
edit: oh, and i just realized.. another bacon! well done man..:D
Ubernerd status will be conferred upon whoever guesses the identity of this person:
Clue : still related to bacon.
That is Osirius Ulysees Bachun: the founder of ancient Botox
That is Osirius Ulysees Bachun: the founder of ancient Botox
LOL, but incorrect. :lol:
Ubernerd status will be conferred upon whoever guesses the identity of this person:
Clue : still related to bacon.
Is that supposed to be Roger Bacon, the alchemist?
mutton chop sideburns
Is that supposed to be Roger Bacon, the alchemist?
Nice try, but no cigar, Glatt. I was going to do him but it was too obvious.
Next clue: his name is not actually "Bacon", but something connected with Bacon.
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I thought of posting this last night when I first saw it and it's 0 replies before I went to sleep, but I didn't think this thread would go anywhere, but it has exploded in the less than 12 hours!
Jim Gaffigan is an all time favorite. Hilarious.
mmmm....
Bacon....
I prefer my bacon almost incinerated.
The only place in my immediate area that makes it the way I like it is, believe it or not, Hackensack Medical Center.
Ubernerd status will be conferred upon whoever guesses the identity of this person:
Clue : still related to bacon.
I believe it to be an unkind sculpture of Lester Piggott, British jockey and tax-evader.
Thing that's pissing me off is I'm pretty sure I've seen that statue (a picture of it) before. Can't place it though.
my first impulse was julius caesar. and you do sometimes get bacon bits on a caesar salad.....
Please accept these humble contributions to your collection, alpha:
Ducks, you beat me to it!! But the ones I saw didn't have a toy surprise inside.
mutton chop sideburns
ha! but it doesn't count cos they're fake :eek:
[youtube]9P6nwa0dOrk[/youtube]
I thought of posting this last night when I first saw it and it's 0 replies before I went to sleep, but I didn't think this thread would go anywhere, but it has exploded in the less than 12 hours!
Jim Gaffigan is an all time favorite. Hilarious.
holy crap! water chestnut the 3rd..
audio, video.. i think you took it to the next level.
and yeah it did explode.. who knew people like bacon so much?
:D
Please accept these humble contributions to your collection, alpha:
is that second pic some sort of penis joke or are you just saying our pigs are fat?
my first impulse was julius caesar. and you do sometimes get bacon bits on a caesar salad.....
Not Caesar, (I like your lateral thinking with the salad BTW) but that is the right historical era....
is that second pic some sort of penis joke or are you just saying our pigs are fat?
I ain't sayin' nothing specifically, the picture just made me laugh when I saw it... but truth be told, this is the first time I've noticed you're an Aussie.
well i like to think our pigs are fat
Next Trivia Question:
Do either AlphaJerk or Zengum ever sleep?
Next Trivia Question:
Do either AlphaJerk or Zengum ever sleep?
Only when they are together, post-coital
Next Trivia Question:
Do either AlphaJerk or Zengum ever sleep?
haha
i don't know about you but i have the chronic fatigue so i don't sleep much actually, well i do but i keep strange hours is all.
:3eye:
Only when they are together, post-coital
:eek:
unfortunately my wiener isn't long enough to reach asia but if it was..
watchout!
:D
Game over
Did I mention they're just down the street?
I can walk in any time I like, and casually stroll up and down the meat aisle, no refrigeration required, natch, and make my selectionS at my leisure.
I love this town.
holy fucking shitballs!!!!
it's like a novelty meat paradise..
ok you would win, if it weren't for the lack of meat suits and the like.
Game over
...
My fave: What would bacon do?
yes but have you considered the weight of this question?
what WOULD bacon do?
:jig:
Ubernerd status will be conferred upon whoever guesses the identity of this person:
Clue : still related to bacon.
Since interest has rapidly waned, I'll tell you that the gentleman in question is:
Marcus
Porcius Cato (234-149 BC), quaestor, aedile, praetor, and finally consul of Rome.
Also known as Cato the Elder and Cato the Censor, and sometimes as Cato the uptight grumpy frustrated puritanical bastard with a huge chip on his shoulder.
His middle name is indeed Porcius, which translates roughly as Piggy, and which was a respectable name back then. Yep, Mark Piggy Cato. No wonder he was grumpy.
"...Also, I think Carthage should be destroyed." --Cato the Elder, who after visiting the city made it a habit to end all his speeches to the Senate with this phrase.
That's a close paraphrase of something in the cookie file. It's one of my favorites.
so this dude would say this at the end of every speech regardless?
what did he have against Carthage?
I think it was a bit of a den of hedonism, maybe like Las Vegas or New Orleans. :)
Or....
From wiki: Hiero's intervention had placed Carthage's military forces directly across the narrow channel of water that separated Sicily from Italy. Moreover, the presence of the Carthaginian fleet gave them effective control over this channel, the Strait of Messina, and demonstrated a clear and present danger to nearby Rome and her interests.
As a result, the Roman Assembly, although reluctant to ally with a band of mercenaries, sent an expeditionary force to return control of Messana to the Mamertines.
The Roman attack on the Carthaginian forces at Messana triggered the first of the Punic Wars. Over the course of the next century, these three major conflicts between Rome and Carthage would determine the course of Western civilization. The wars included a Carthaginian invasion led by Hannibal, which nearly prevented the rise of the Roman Empire.
Shortly after the First Punic War, Carthage faced a major mercenary revolt which changed the internal political landscape of Carthage (bringing the Barcid family to prominence), and affected Carthage's international standing, as Rome used the events of the war to base a claim by which it seized Sardinia and Corsica.
A hundred years of conflict with the rival regional power. The den of hedonism thing was one of the justifications for wreaking utter destruction upon a defeated enemy, destruction designed primarily to ensure that they were never going to be an enemy again.
you guys sure know your loosely related to bacon information..
ha! "bacon information" sounds like a hip new phrase to me
@ Zen,
fuckadoodle doo, I thought that looked like Cato, but had forgotten the Piggy bit.
Very good. I am impressed. *looks suitably impressed*
ha! "bacon information" sounds like a hip new phrase to me
Bacomation?
exactly! :D
we all need a little bacamation and once i figure out how to slip it into some sort of compulsory curriculum, i will rule the bacon world
A photo of me and some Canadian Bacon !
I just noticed that guy was wearing my sister-in-laws pants !
Or....
A hundred years of conflict with the rival regional power. The den of hedonism thing was one of the justifications for wreaking utter destruction upon a defeated enemy, destruction designed primarily to ensure that they were never going to be an enemy again.
I thought the rationale was that Carthage had WMD. Bacomundo!
Bacomation?
That's baconical!
so this dude would say this at the end of every speech regardless?
what did he have against Carthage?
Carthago est delenda! Carthage must be destroyed!
Yep, at the end of
every speech.
There were three Punic (Rome V Carthage) wars: 264-241, 218-201 and 149-146.
Cato being born in 234, he was 18 when the second started. In this war Hannibal (Carthage) occupied Italy for 16 years, slaughtering people and causing havoc, but was never able to take Rome. Cato, naturally a pretty disagreeable chap, was thoroughly pissed. Consumed by hatred, much as Hitler was consumed by hatred during the bad times in Germany from 1914-33. (Quirks exception, please.)
Anyway, long after the second war ended, Carthage slowly recovered, and Cato was furious that they should be happy and prosperous. The romans found excuses - remarkably similar to WMD - to make war again. War, siege and victory followed, and in those days they had no qualms about finishing off a foe without leaving an "insurgency". Of about 500,000 people, about 450,000 were slaughtered, the rest sold as slaves, the city destroyed, and the ground plowed with salt.
Class dismissed.
PS: since you're in the middle of an election campaign, AlphaJ, you must surely be hearing all the bacomation you could want, with all the pork barreling going on.
This thread is just too fricken weird
makes it so much more interesting, within the loose confines of bacon, you never know what's gonna happen
PS: since you're in the middle of an election campaign, AlphaJ, you must surely be hearing all the bacomation you could want, with all the pork barreling going on.
this guy sounds like one tough mother fucker...
and thank you i feel as though i have stopped to re fuel at the the bacomation station and am filled the brim with girlish glee.. in the form of bacon information that is..
pork barreling .. i like it :D
p.s. what the fuck am i going on about again?
:headshake
From
YBNBY, best heart attack ever.
"You can improve almost any food by wrapping it in bacon. It’s the American way. Bacon-Wrapped Turkey is becoming quite popular. Here’s the
recipe, with a
video."
swell job digger
whats that dance called that bacon boy there is doing?
After extensive research and meditation, I have realized that this dance is the ....
...wait for it....
bump and rind.
For years we joked that LJ's mom wrapped bacon around everything before cooking it. I think her doctor finally convinced her to stop it...
Is there a bacon poll? I'm not a fan.... although a bacon and avocado swamich sounds pretty good to me right now.
Many years ago I ate chicken wrapped in bacon. IIRC it was deeeeelicious.
The bacon thread lives again!
It was sick but it's been ..... cured!!!!
my favorite...
kabob style
Zen with all these bacon puns... yer smokin'!
Someone is trying to raise his post count....
Mum always puts bacon on our Christmas turkey
It's a tradition, like roasting onions and chipolatas with the potatoes
Not as many rashers as above though.
Anyway, they got the quote wrong. It's, "There's nothing that can't be improved by the addition of cheese and jalapenos. Except perhaps Cornflakes." I should know, I said it.
Many years ago I ate chicken wrapped in bacon. IIRC it was deeeeelicious.
The bacon thread lives again!
It was sick but it's been ..... cured!!!!
this thread was oddly popular considering the content:D
on live the bacon thread!!
i found another one just now and i'ts possibly the greatest bacon related thing ever:
They should have animated them makin' bacon'!
they will i'm sure, this is just the foreplay
:3eye:
Yeah, there's the one...putting sexy old banana peel perfume on...:greenface
exactly, and then they would... wait, how would these guys do it?
:3_eyes:
Not sure, but it would probably involve a bicycle.
a bicycle you say? yeah, i guess it does make sense..
bacon/bicycle
perfect match
I have no picture for you but, came across this recipe and immediately thought of all you bacon lovers...
Bacon Candy
Ingredients
1 lb Bacon (not thick-cut)
1/4 cup Brown sugar
Cooking Instructions
Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.
Slice bacon into 1/2 inch strips and dredge in brown sugar until thoroughly coated.
Crumple aluminum foil to allow for grease drainage and place it on a baking sheet. Lay out the bacon on this, making sure not to overlap pieces.
Bake until crispy. Allow to cool and harden before serving.
And on a related note (bleh yeah, it's aol links so probably wont work for you):
Bacon Cotton Candy
Posted Aug 30th 2007 5:18PM by Kat Kinsman
Filed under: Guilty Pleasures, Bacon
Molecular gastronomy madman Chef Sean Brock of Charleston, SC's McCrady's restaurant has apparently seen fit to unspool bacon cotton candy upon the unsuspecting world. He is dangerous, and he must be stopped -- and brought to my house and made to cook for me every single night of the week.
Sean Brock's bio at the McCrady Restaurant's website
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http://www.aolfoodblog.com/category/bacon/rss.xmllol Joanie! Great post! Very informative.
Welcome!! :D
Maxim calls this "The sexiest sentence ever written."
"Who, under any circumstances, is not rendered almost helpless by the tantalizing sound of bacon sizzling slowly in a skillet, by the taunting backwoods aroma that permeates the air, by the luscious textures of crisp fat and toothsome lean meat, and by the explosion of mingled salty and smoky and sweet flavors that virtually explode in the mouth?"
From
The Bacon CookbookCoffee perkin, bacon frying and a womans eye, all promise far more that they can possibly deliver..bb
gold!
this thread is getting a grade bacon colored gold!
exactly....where is the beef?
this selfish girl is hogging it all... be a sport, give us a cut or two
would her nipple(s) be erect if she were really dead?
and those rashers crawling around in the sink? SERIOUSLY creepy!
what about riggormortis?
but i don't think she's meant to be dead
ok, not bacon but close enough
Coffee perkin, bacon frying and a womans eye, all promise far more that they can possibly deliver..bb
Apart from the coffee, I seriously refute that ;)
and those rashers crawling around in the sink? SERIOUSLY creepy!
Agreed. Gave me the shudders big time, like the chicken/ maggots in Poltergeist, which put me off drumsticks for life.
ok, not bacon but close enough
Also completely grim. But funny too.
grim? me? never....
also not bacon, well.... yet.
very strange though.
cop a squiz
Well if you want to get all weird and disturbing ...
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And this little piggy ... was made out of pork rinds!
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Sorry for the size, best I could access.
this is just getting better and better
so how far do you want to stretch it exactly?
this is just getting better and better
so how far do you want to stretch it exactly?
Keep stretching.
With luck, you might end up with
pulled pork.
Seriously, stretch away, says I.
ha!
oky foldy i'll try.. but i am running out of bacon so to speak
this is an alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell of bacon:
and this, well... you know
I saw Bacon waffles on a menu today ,,,,,,,
I was to Intimidated to order them
hmm.. sounds kinda mismatched to me but who knows... it might taste ok
[QUOTE=thealphajerk;399047]ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon
QUOTE]
this should be a cellar tagline.
and WTF is that plastic wrapped face? the nose looks pork but the eyes look goat? definately not bovine. or Sheepish.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. it makes me want to cry.
[QUOTE=thealphajerk;399047]ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon
QUOTE]
this should be a cellar tagline.
your damn hell ass right it should be the tag line.
as for the face, that is that annoying thing jar jar from one of the star wars .. i'm fairly sure anyway.... but that's beside the point of him looking mighty tasty.
ok, i don't know what this is but i'm sure what ever it does the result is bacon
!!
ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon
this should be a cellar tagline.
Good for me, but we'd have to explain "bogan" to all the merkins.
"Bogan" is the Australian word for trailer trash (US) or chav (UK). Maybe a bit red-neckish too.
well i guess i can be a bogan at times, and i did eat a nutritious nerd less than 8 hours ago so i guess he would still be inside me.
more to the point... more bacon!
and WTF is that plastic wrapped face? the nose looks pork but the eyes look goat? definately not bovine. or Sheepish.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. it makes me want to cry.
Readsa the labelsa.
i really do hate that thing
ok, i don't know what this is but i'm sure what ever it does the result is bacon
!!
Maybe its an exercise machine. Not a walker, not a runner.
A trotter.
If I could see a receptacle I'd say Pig Wanker. With the straps underneath and the tilting action providing the sensation of a boar mounting a sow. Without one I'm stumped - unless it's simply a pig in transit.
Maybe artificial insemination or castration??
looked to me like something to hold it still while they work on the hooves? like horses?
Don't think they shoe pigs. As in horse shoes.
not so much shoes, but trimming the hoof/taking care of it...I really didn't think they did this with pigs either, but his back foot is up, leading me to question...
Edit: so is his front foot...
and maybe it teaches paraplegic pigs to walk again using pneumatic arms and such..
by the way "trotter", just horrible.. i love it =)
mmm..
that is one of the best things i have ever seen, it's definitely going straight to the "random t!me" bulletin.....
Set the bacon placemats and wash up with the bacon soap, 'cause it's time to serve the sausage and bacon house.... gingerbread is for wimps.
Reminds me of
The Fat House (and car)
Freshens breath...I guess. Perhaps after you've had a bacon martini.
take care of all your bacon quandaries with the patented bacon flow chart!
I've got to admit...That's one nice looking sandwich with 1 +1/4 pounds of bacon. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.....
Except white bread is bad for your health.
i came here with the sole purpose of posting this exact picture,
damn you and your fast thinking japery and god-speedily haste.
well done, person.. (i've always wanted to start calling people person.. how does it go? haha)
now i must fossick in my growlery for bacon related items once again.
one moment please.....
*elevator "musak" playing
aha!
a car boot full of pre bacon, i think that's what you call those things
now what sort of tomfoolery are you trying to pull here?
that is a cat.... right?
did it just eat some bacon or is it surfing for bacon porn?
My bad. Clicked the wrong
button.
NPA.
aargh! i almost left my precious bacon thread alone for too long.. it must not die..
i don't think i'll ever run short of bacon shit, i wonder when i'll get sick of it though...
hmmmm
chocolate bacon has healing qualities
With sprinkles? That's just not right. :headshake
I just wish he hadn't used the phrase "bacon shit" so close to those pictures.
sorry.. i meant pig manure.. ie:
oh.. and look at this dedicated bacon lover
The Clogger...
[SIZE="1"]As part of
fair use I hereby submit my review of The Simpsons Movie(TM): Two hooves up![/SIZE]
It makes me hungry just looking at it
mmmmmm cartoon bacon
does this fix your hunger problem?
Yes, it fixes my craving for bacon....in fact, it fixes my craving for ANY food. No snacking for me today.:eek:
Why, what's wrong with the picture? :confused:
teehee :bolt:
Why, what's wrong with the picture? :confused:
teehee :bolt:
Have I sent you my phone number recently?
theres a whole site dedicated to this.. i think it's called hats of meat
but but but that last hat is real bacon....... want
i'd still use real bacon...
bacon-chzbrgr cakeThis solves both my hunger and my clothing problem thank you
Meat ship, with 48 rashers of bacon.
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thats the second tome thats happened.. i came here specifically to post this picture, it's like everyone's reading about bacon all the time..
i want some of that vodka.. although the yellowness is slightly off putting .
damn you, now i have to dig in my bacon collection again..
harrrrrrr!
Sorry, didn't meat to steal your thunder. I am oddly obsessed with this thread now, so anytime I see bacon, I grab it. :p
OK, that didn't sound good. :blush:
steal away.. it's not my bacon, and besides.. it needs to be shared.
at least you didn't say meat
damn it, poking around in my meat collection it looks like i'm gonna have to go hunting again.
Now everything can be bacon flavored!
http://www.baconsalt.com/Did you have this one already?
May be even warmer if you mirowave it first.
14yo girl trades sex for double bacon cheesburger
im thinking she just wanted the sex, and the burger was a bonus. i mean ...who doesnt want a bacon double after a good romp?
Saw this on the How It's Made on the Discovery Channel last night. Naturally, I thought of all of you.
Bacon: How It's MadeHow It's Made is one of the shows I have set to record. I'll bet I have that episode in my queue.
wow, thats fucked up... i don't think she likes pigs..
hardeharhar
I have been debating, but I have to post it. This is my brother feeding my nephew when he was first born.
Mainlining the baby, so he'll be hooked on the hard stuff for life.
I don't know if he actually has had bacon yet (he's about 18 months now). His big thing is cheese.
His big thing is cheese.
Right. Anything to stop the lower end up!
I bet all of you have seen this device before.
I bet you never knew its one, true purpose though.
I bet all of you have seen this device before.
I bet you never knew its one, true purpose though.
Damn, they've always been out of bacon when I'm there.
wow, thats fucked up... i don't think she likes pigs..
hardeharhar
This cartoon got me to thinking... if this guy had a deadly bacon allergy, he wouldn't even eat at a place where bacon is served, because even an exposure to one miniscule bacon particle could kill him. Like the warning labels that say "this candy is made at a factory where we also make stuff that has peanust in it" etc.
My question is: if your religion doesn't allow you to eat certain things, wouldn't you still go to hell for eating it, even if you inadvertantly ingest one molecule of it, off of a dirty spoon, or whatever? He shouldn't even have been eating at a place where they serve bacon.
maybe that's exactly what every religion needs, some sort of booster shot that makes specific food kill you? either your on to something or you have the potential to be a cult leader.
:D
bbro, this bacon dream is awesome.. someones been in my head again though.
seriously.. don't park on the bacon
I have the biggst bacon pang now...
like I just wanta big sack of sweaty bacon,
this thread is going on report.
I hate all of you.
fucking HATE YOU.
ok...
I've heard of using pig valves in heart surgery, but bacon wombs and ovaries? :headshake
Some of these are funny, or at least mildly amusing. Some of them are just plain dumb.
The Negroni one is a work of art.
I've heard of using pig valves in heart surgery, but bacon wombs and ovaries? :headshake
good eats
(me thinks ibby is having vegetarian cognitive dissonance)
I hate all of you.
fucking HATE YOU.
*shrug*
I thought this was reserved for the treatment of parents...
Anyhoo!
I prefer peppered turkey bacon...because it has less fat and is thick and tasty...a lot less grease.
:D
Is that scroll made from bacon?
Is that scroll made from bacon?
Maybe he's the saint who drove the bacon out of Ireland or something? :confused: We can tell that he likes Abba, though, which is way cool. And what is up with those little guys in the corner, one grabbing the other's package?
Maybe he's the saint who drove the bacon out of Ireland or something? :confused: We can tell that he likes Abba, though, which is way cool. And what is up with those little guys in the corner, one grabbing the other's package?
St. Anthony the Great is the patron saint of swineherds.
St. Anthony the Great is the patron saint of swineherds.
And how come you know that?
St. Anthony the Great is the patron saint of swineherds.
Looks to me like he's the patron saint of crotch grabbers. Oh, and lions. :o
And how come you know that?
I've been told I'm quite a boar.
Not very uplifting, is it? Not to mention, you're not supposed to eat uncooked bacon.
IT still looks like good eats to me ;)
Three strips of bacon and one whole jalapeno, sliced length-wise were placed into the vodka chamber tonight. Sarah said, “the fat rising to the top of the bottle looks like a lava lamp”. Brunch at our place in three weeks!
That image and your signature go very well together.
Dancing breakfast (bacon advert)
I'm glad mine doesn't do this
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Saw this at the supermarket - Had to take a pic!
Scallops wrapped in Bacon...
That's standard fare at any decent cocktail party.
I know that Bruce - it was a subtle "thread bump"
Nothing subtle about it, blatant bacon post if I ever saw one.
Are you trying to tell me you get invited to "decent" cocktail parties? ;)
Bruce, my friend, I get invited nowhere, to nothing.
That's because you won't even attend a graduation party!
Just messin' with you, dude. ;)
Bruce, my friend, I get invited nowhere, to nothing.
We should form a club. :grouphug:
S123 - You refused to invite me!
It's been quite some time since I graduated. Maybe when Tajjy gets her cat diploma I'll throw a little shindig. AND I will make my famous chicken-bacon kebabs.
Like you actually need a reason to have a party?!?!?!?!?
Can't we just have a "someone is graduating somewhere" Party
We should form a club. :grouphug:
But would I be allowed to join? That would be the ultimate irony.
Wait til my new pay kicks in. New fiscal year.
It's been quite some time since I graduated. Maybe when Tajjy gets her cat diploma I'll throw a little shindig. AND I will make my famous chicken-bacon kebabs.
If I can come I'll bring Devils on Horseback! (prunes wrapped in bacon)
poor Mr Potato Head
From
hereWhen condiments STRIKE BACK! :rotflol:
just wtf?
If I can come I'll bring Devils on Horseback! (prunes wrapped in bacon)
Chocolate and bacon. Prunes and bacon.
I think here we have absolute proof that bacon can and will be paired with just about anything.
Especially puke. :vomitblu:
Bacon floss. Um ew!
From
hereFirst of all, why 27[COLOR="Red"].3[/COLOR] yards of floss? Why not 27 yards? Or 28? WTF?
Secondly, I admit to skipping a few pages of this amazingly lengthy thread (proof that bacon is manna from heaven!), so please accept my apologies if these have been posted already:
Bacon flavored jelly beans
Bacon air freshener
Also, go
here to read about bacon flavored cotton candy. Now, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but ... ewww.
And finally,
the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything! :D
First of all, why 27[COLOR="Red"].3[/COLOR] yards of floss? Why not 27 yards? Or 28? WTF?
Because it's 24.963 meters, silly.:D
I was confused about that too. It all makes sense now. Thank you.
You want one.
C'mon, sure you do. :D
Or 82 feet.
If bacon is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything, shouldn't bacon-flavored dental floss be
42 feet long? :D
long live bacon thread!
i haven't been round this neck of the woods lately
wear your bacon love around your neck
oh yeah.. if you like crazy pictures and funny shit i have literally hundreds of them on my myspace blog, come and have a squiz:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=134833687Evidently, bacon has a similar "nuclear density" to certain types of bombs.
Not to mention being filthy with nitrate preservatives.
Yeah, I'd bet on the nitrites. :thumb:
Why didn't Skinner run any bacon studies on me?
Because it would take such an enormous maze.
It's so easy!
.
.
I've seen that
in real life!!!
I pushed the button and extended my hands and the oven came on. I was so excited! Pity, it was out of bacon.
Don't know if this has been posted here yet:
Bacon Apple Pie
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“Just in time for the winter season comes a recipe that is sure to bring bacon lovers some warm holiday cheer. Turbaconducken. That’s right, a chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.”
http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/fuck yes! :3_eyes:
hack me off a slice
hmmm... bacon art
Hi Alpha! Long time no post. How ya been, mate?
g'day! yeah i've been off the air and meaning to get back on this bacon pony.. and here i am!
hows yourself?
oh, i almost forgot about the bacon
seems appropriate
Have we done this one yet?
That shit is $17 a pound.
Must be *awesome*.
Dude. It's chocolate covered bacon.
Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
or jesus.
fucking god boy.
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
Wow! That would make a great Hogswatch meal. Maybe BusterB will try it and show more pictures.
I don't do pork, but maybe a turkey bacon, ground turkey version would work.
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
OMG.
Despite my love for both bacon and sausage, I'm somehow repulsed. It just seems WRONG.
I think I might try to make it. If you sliced it into 1/2 inch bits off the roll it might make an interesting appetizer, and maybe add a bit of half melted cheddar cheese.
and who didn't believe in the bacon fairy?
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loadsa stuff here:
http://baconation-baconation.blogspot.com/
is this your site, alphajerk?
Its what's for breakfast...
If you could get some eggs into that, that might really be something.
Looks awesome, Beestie, but should I already be lying on a gurney when I eat it to facilitate the use of the paddles?
apparently there's a blog for bacon lovers. And a day to celebrate them. It's possible this has been posted before, but if not, enjoy:
http://bacongeek.com/masterbacon/I can understand the Google Ads for the other bacon site and even the teeth whitening, but the American Muslim link?
Masterbacon?? :jagoff: :angel:
hey, don't blame me--I didn't come up with that
this one could probably go in a few threads around here
:3eye:
Or a bacon (pork) Martini. :greenface
http://www.echonyc.com/~jkarpf/home/martini.html
holy shit I went to high school with josh karpf
ok not exactly true, we were in the same high school only six years apart. So, no. we didn't really go to hiughschool together.
Its what's for breakfast...
That needs, instead of cheese, grated potatoes, fried separately (we call them hash browns, or rosti umlaut over the o) and then cheese. You must have the spuds. It provides a backdrop or counterpoint to all the fatty goodness imparted by the bacon and cheese.
That shit is going down this weekend. will post pics. So awesome Beestie.
this one could probably go in a few threads around here
:3eye:
A few threads??? It could be our new mascot!
I can't find any pics of the bacon cups I made a while back. What you do is this: Take a few 8 oz stryrofoam or paper cups and arrange 'em upside down on the counter. Then, mold a sheet of aluminum (that's ahl-oooo-MIN-ee-uhm to you guys across the pond) around each cup. Use heavy duty foil. Then, weave bacon around each cup shape and over the top in a tight weave. Remove styro/paper cups and arrange the foil/bacon cups on cooking sheet and bake at 400 till done. Go a little on the crispy side.
Drain and let cool.
Gently remove bacon cups from foil and set upright. Fill with scrambled eggs. Eat.
A little something from the PD site ...
as in, knit one, hurl two, knit two, hurl one...
Zen...I might think you can knit, except you hurl too much.
Holy crap. At first glance, I thought the knitting needles were chopsticks and somebody was having bacon sushi.
USB bacon. Apparently, in this case, USB stands for Unusually Sumptuous Bacon.
Wow.
Is that an "Instyle" magazine I see in two shots? Is this some new interior decorating trend? Bacon decoration? Art baco?
Naw, the Jim Beam in the first pic had more influence on this trend.
Bacon, but strange. :unsure:
i know the world is a big beautifully weird place (da interweb n everything...!) but wer do you even collect pictures like that? it luks like someones figurative middle finger to PETA!
ha! i like it
That bacon sculpture is a bust.
The poor thing is just trying to get ahead.
The hills... are alive... to the sound of baaaaay-caaaan!
"Windin' your way down on Bacon Street..."
--Gerry Rafferty
On the big rock bacon mountain!
On the big rock bacon mountain!
Damn, I thought I had the quintessential song pun. Foiled again! :p
Some of those look really tasty.
http://abstrusegoose.com/81
Wouldn't that be 'exporting'?
Makin' bacon. The meat packer, not the pig.
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That truly lives up to the thread title.
That bacon sculpture is a bust.
Today Bacon, tomorrow the world!
A couple of barbecue fans concoct a recipe for a bacon-wrapped, bacon-stuffed log of sausage. The media writes about it. Now, they have a book deal. And that's when the idea of 'books' became ridiculous.
Even in what we thought were some of the most ridiculous book deals in recent memory—a book by a blogger known only for making people mad, or a book of Twitter posts, or a $2 million deal for Kathy Griffin—you had to admit that each project did, in fact, originate with somebody who had some aspiration of assembling a book. No mas! Now you just need a good bacon log recipe and the publishing industry will come knocking down your door with a six-figure advance!
:rolleyes:
Looks good but tastes like back pocket.:flycatch:
Uh, back up three posts. :haha:
Wait, so what's the circuit board the bacon arm wrapping's attached to?
Y'know, I never ever woke up and felt inspired to make a
Meat Ship with Bacon.
Dude. It's chocolate covered bacon.
Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
Flint, can I use this as my new tagline?
Be my guest! This is your reward for validating my vanity search.
Here's an image to reflect upon while munching on your meat rind.
http://www.harhakuva.org/view/126863
Makin' bacon. The meat packer, not the pig.
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Everytime I watch a vid like this, or wade through a thread like this :rolleyes: , I can't help thinking of games like Quake4, Prey or Messiah..
Somehow the modern day food processing factories can be really creepy in certain respects. :thepain3: :eek:
(And I also possibly play to much games.)
And then sometimes I go for a few days playing a vegetarian.
I eat soy products, steamed broccoli and organic whatever.
But then.. Eventually I see something rather innocent like russell sprouts or asparagus and I just _must have_ bacon with them and..
:drool:
Oh well. All my russell sprouts are belong to bacon. :eyebrow: :headshake
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Look! It's a computer case.
Oh.
My.
God.
That is the most perfect food ever.
I am one of the original members of the Bacon Cult, but EWWWWWWW.
" Product Features
Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
Shelf Life of 12 years.
No refrigeration needed.
Jätte gott! "
I think I'll pass, thanks.....:sick:
There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives.
Would a rift in the space-time continuum be caused if you put both Squeez Bacon and Spray Cheez on the same Ritz Cracker?
No, but you would stroke out if you ate it. :yeldead:
There must be enough nitrites in that to get a good start on making explosives.
No, but you would stroke out if you ate it. :yeldead:
C'mon people, live a little. Run with scissors... make ugly faces that might freeze... Squeez bacon. :lol2:
Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!
Hear hear, Pie - bring on the squeeze foie gras!
On toast points. With cornichons.
Oh, I'm all for 'living a little' -- just not with such insubstantial payout as squeeze bacon! If I'm gonna sin at that level, it better be GOOD!
Seriously, man. Living dangerously with squeeze bacon is like indulging in promiscuous sex with ugly virgins.
If I'm going to slut it up, culinary-style or otherwise, I want it to be worth it!
Gotta be greasy AND crunchy or it aint bacon.
MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE
On toast points. With cornichons.
WTF are toast points? Are they part of toast darts?
Bacon: the Other
White Heat
Bacon and oxygen can cut through metal.
MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE
Oh thats just sick!
Whyyyyyyyyy?
I'm nearly dry reaching just thinking about the possibilities of that.
Ewwwwwwwwwww
The bacon flavoured personal lubricant is the most WTFy thing yet. Wow.
I wonder if a bacon AK-47 would become halal if you used it to kill infidels.
I wonder if a bacon AK-47 would become halal if you used it to kill infidels.
Good question. On a related note, is getting 72 virgins really that wonderful? I mean, honestly, can you imagine being the only guy stuck in a room of 72 women all cycling on their periods at the same time? Sounds like a lousy way to spend eternity.
As someone smarter than me said... after about 10 virgins in, you'd want a pro!
dennis miller
and....
: D
dennis miller
and....
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I would TOTALLY buy these. I'd use them on my first graders and laugh my head off.
Ask and ye shall
receive.
Ask and ye shall receive.
AWESOME! Thanks, Clodfobble!
MmmmmMMmmmMMMMMM BACONLUBE
[Andrew Dice Clay]Make her taste like the pig that she is...[/Andrew Dice Clay]:headshake
And for Summer... Bacone.
That looks freaking SCRUMPTIOUS, Bruce.
If you had a big enough pan, I bet you could redo your lawnchairs with bacon.
Heck, do it on a sheet pan in a moderate oven.
If you had a big enough pan, I bet you could redo your lawnchairs with bacon.
I assume he's making this for a bacon lattice and tomato sandwich.
Heck, do it on a sheet pan in a moderate oven.
I don't think we can both fit in the... Oh.
I don't think we can both fit in the... Oh.
Pork is pork.
I assume he's making this for a bacon lattice and tomato sandwich.
Just so you know.....
What you did there......
I see it........
Just so you know.....
What you did there......
I see it........
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I think I broke my groaner. :haha:
I had you pictured as more of a screamer.
;)
This thread is on restriction and quarantine due to the recent outbreak of Swine Flu.
Meh, rub some oinkment on it.
Mmmm that bacon in the car smell...
NEWSFLASH!
Now available in Washington, Idaho, Montana, And Oregon:
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No, this is not a joke it is for real. Personally I think I'll pass.
LinkIt was on a morning news show too!
I had some bacon flavored chocolate from Whole Foods last week.
Alas, I am not a fan.
We got tea flavored vodka at the lodge last week to try out. It was really good. Tastes just like sweet tea.
This thread reminds me of my favorite band...Linkin Pork. :eyebrow:
I've thought about making those. Perhaps next Sunday.
The bacon-stuffed waffles are from
This is why you're fat, which features plenty of bacon-heavy culinary delights.
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Alpha!!!! Good to see you mate! I was worried about you what with the fires and all.
Mmmm, bacon and naked women, life is goooooood.
ahoy therrrr!
fires got pretty close but it doesn't matter, i'm fire retardant ... i know its not as good being fire proof but it's the best i can do
bacon!
Damn. I wish we had those.
Tell your McD manager, better yet print out a bunch of copies and hand them out at the drive-thr[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]o[/COLOR]u[COLOR="royalblue"]gh[/COLOR] and when people star asking for them maybe he'll listen. :D
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I come to this thread slowly, if I come at all... salivating...
Alpha - correct me if I'm wrong, but that buffet bacon is raw.
Now I might get raging mouth hunger and see what I can sneak from the 'rents fridge from time to time, but I have never, EVER been tempted by teh raw bacon! Let me know if I'm missing something here.
Oh Bruce - that bacon pie. Just when I thought I couldn't love you more than I already do. Come a-wooing me with that between your teeth! Best make sure Mum is out though - or you might get more than you bargained for... actually - best make sure Dad is out too, no matter how heterosexual, surely any man can be turned by bacon AND potato.
Hey...I think this is totally anti-bacon spirit. I mean, yeah, it's WTF, but...WTF?!!!
Nah, that's just deep fried pigs tails. Look at teh little curly-wurlies.
Quit whinin'. It could be worse.
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Sundae was talking about raw bacon. I agree with her that raw pork isn't wise. Sorry for the non bacon image. I wasn't thinking.
Did you see the bacon pine wood derby car?
Alpha - correct me if I'm wrong, but that buffet bacon is raw.
....Let me know if I'm missing something here.
Looks like prosciutto.
yebbut can you pronounce it jinx?
Who would go to all that trouble to weigh everything in grams and then post the total in pounds. That is one confused chef.
Who would go to all that trouble to weigh everything in grams and then post the total in pounds. That is one confused chef.
A Canadian? We mix units all the time when cooking.
Probably took the grams off the individual food labels and weighed the total with a scale.
Nah, he just works for NASA.
Brits do that too, 'cause they made us change over in our formative years and we got all confused (well my generation anyway). Personally I like to mix and match, and I measure in metres, feet, inches and centimetres. meters/metres I just don't know any more.... but my keyboard is about 1' 3" 2cm wide.
Looks like prosciutto.
probably is, but even so a pyramid of prosciutto is just as impressive
Brits do that too, 'cause they made us change over in our formative years and we got all confused (well my generation anyway). Personally I like to mix and match, and I measure in metres, feet, inches and centimetres. meters/metres I just don't know any more.... but my keyboard is about 1' 3" 2cm wide.
That just ain't right. U r broken!
The only thing I ever saw go metric, for real, after hearing about it since elementary school, was HS tracks. "Is this the 440 or the 400?" Different high schools had different lengths, depending on how new their track was. It made a difference in times, though everyone was running the same track so maybe not so much in race.
Most alcohol went metric years ago. Most everything in bottles, except beer. I, like most other Americans refused to acknowledge it and to this day, completely ignore it. It's still fifth, quart or half gallon. Always will be.
Three little pigs...
How come the one on the right doesn't look ANYTHING like the other two? :D
Little piggy in the woodpile
Guinea pig.
Good one.:lol2:
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That sounds pretty good actually.... although I wonder if you can even taste the bacon over the massive amounts of horseradish and black pepper I need in a bloody mary...
Bacon vodka....
Got eggnog?
Bacon vodka....
Got eggnog?
[Dave Attell] "You know what eggnog is? Elf cum"
[Mitch Hedbeg] "Eggnog is for when you want to have an alcoholic drink and want pancakes too"
90 volunteers put together a BLT that stretched 179 feet, two inches, breaking the world record for the biggest bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. They used 500 pounds of bacon, 1,280 pounds of tomatoes, and 100 heads of lettuce.
That's 2.79 pounds of bacon, 7 pounds of tomatoes, and a little over half a head of lettuce, per foot of sandwich. :eyebrow:
Yeah, I'd have to agree that they were a little stingy with the bacon.
so.... anyone know of an app that baconizes a jpeg?
I don't think we've had this one yet.
Everybody loves bacon. Just in their own way.
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The pig's getting even more porked!
Somehow, the junk fucking redneck cars in the scene make it just that much more perfect.
Adds new meaning to the term "junkyard dog".
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I wish you hadn't phrased it quite like that.
It gave me The Fear.
Of course it's going to come alive now.
The only question is whether it comes alive raw - fairly easy to despatch, a hose should do it.
Or cooked. Where you'd come home to greasy footprints around the house, and while you were trying to work them out it would hamstring you from under the sofa.
Jebus...girl...quit it.
:lol2:
A hose...bwaahahaaaa
Shawnee you've got to think about these things!
Don't blame me when a Rabbi sics a kosher meat golem on you and you're out of ideas...
I feel safer just having the idea put into my head. I might not think about it, but when the meat revolution comes, that solution might just buy me some time.
What, it only fits to 40. Not for a real bacon lover. :headshake
I could go for a couple of those bacon cinnamon rolls. Yes sir.
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Thanksgiving is coming. Plan ahead!
And for dessert? Chocolate creme brulee with bacon crumbles.
As glorious as bacon is, this is just wrong...
The Porkgasm: Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.
Bacon-wrapped mozarella sticks
Bacon Bloody Mary
No explanation needed:
Bacon lamp
Bacon tiara
Bacon-Scented, Bacon-Patterned Tuxedo
Paula Deen's Fried Mac and Cheese Bacon Bites
How/why is that woman still alive?
That's it, gimme the damn box.... :: pushpushpushpushpushpushpush::
That's it, gimme the damn box.... :: pushpushpushpushpushpushpush::
But you know her. Sort of.
She's too stupid to die.
The woman is selling bacon at $7.33 a pound (not counting shipping). That's pretty darn smart.
http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.M17633.desc.Paula-Deens-Smithfield-6-125-lb-Cracked-PeppercornBacon
Full disclosure: We bought a big ass Paula Deen stockpot from the QVC Outlet store. Up until that time, I didn't know who she is.
...a big ass Paula Deen...
Is there any other type? :lol2:
We bought a big ass Paula Deen stockpot from the QVC Outlet store. Up until that time, I didn't know who she is.
If you ever come to Savannah don't waste your time going to her place. The food sucks. But she and her sons are marketing geniuses.
That's a repeat, but it's worth repeating... although you know somebody's going to bitch, NSFW.
Unless that's actually cloth bacon, which would deem it suitable.
Uggg.... Tits are made for kids!
you silly rabbit
....can you get rabbit bacon?
This chilly weather makes me long for a steaming mug of cheese. :yum:
OMG. If you listen carefully, you can hear your life expectancy shortening.
This chilly weather makes me long for a steaming mug of cheese. :yum:
I wonder if there's any wine in that cheese - mmmmm.
Okay. That's the absolute lowest, worst possible bacon thing I've ever seen.
A bacon crucifix tattooed upside-down just above your arse... wow. I wonder if you could offend the Hindus, too.
They're mostly vegetarians. They're already offended. :)
Go for the Wiccas and Confucians
Some bacon featured.
From
here:
The campaign, by Karmarama, uses 16 types of meat (listed below), including Unilever's Peperami, to recreate the iconic 1914 army recruitment poster. It will run in men's mags with the strapline, ‘Your meat needs Colman's'.
The figure was constructed by food stylist Peta O'Brian, who also worked on Fallon's Skoda Cake ad, and took 18 hours of cooking.
The ad features the following:
Breaded Ham
Chorizo
Beef Carpaccio
Bresola
Ginger Pig Bacon
Beef Skirt
Roast Duck
Chicken Breast
Brisket
Peperami
Fillet Steak
Sausages
Beef Steak
Bacon Joint
Leg of Lamb
Duck wings (for the ears).
Was he killed in the library with the candlestick?
How in hell does someone think of using duck wings for ears?
That's a sick individual, I tells ya, sick. :eyebrow:
also pick up a caulking gun for the mustard...
:yum: awesome, but you'll notice that they're ONLY AVAILABLE IN METRIC which means that US RESIDENTS WILL BE UNABLE TO GET THEM!
A bacon crucifix tattooed upside-down just above your arse... wow. I wonder if you could offend the Hindus, too.
yeah....wipe it with your right hand.
OMG I think you've found the ultimate PMS food: salty, sweet, a wee bit of crunch, chocolaty. Excuse me a minute...I'm weeping with joy.
Thank goodness both Selene and TF have had hysterectomies. Big bags of Peanut M&M's were expensive enough. It would have bankrupted me if I'd had to by chocolate covered bacon and throw it into their rooms before running for cover.
Are you sure that's not a dawl-phen with a root-veggie horn tacked on? :eyebrow:
Root veggie? At first I thought it was parsnip, but it could be pineapple.
Maybe we did this and maybe it's not WTF unless WTF stands for wasn't that funny?
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Maybe we did this and maybe it's not WTF unless WTF stands for wasn't that funny?
I laughed heartily at her running around with the air freshener!
No, and I've had it up to here with all this bacon foolishness. It's not even good.:mad:
You aren't fooling anyone.
No, and I've had it up to here with all this bacon foolishness. It's not even good.:mad:
Blasphemer! Burn her! After wrapping her in delicious bacon.
Oooo, I'd eat that. :blush:
Bacon wrapped crabmeat.:drool:
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Bacon of the month club
Here's what you get:
- A different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month for 12 months
- Informative notes on all bacon selections
- Discounts on The Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
- Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
- The bacon strip - our members only monthly bacon comic strip
- The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
- A little Rubber Toy Pig
- One free Bacon Tee Shirt
- A recipe each month using the bacon selected
- Discounts on suggested wines and products in recipes
- And a pig nose!
LONDON, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A survey of British youngsters suggests 26 percent of the country's under-16 population erroneously believe bacon comes from sheep.
:rolleyes:
That's certainly more believable than the idea that bacon, ham, and pork all come from the same wonderful maaaagical animal.
LONDON, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A survey of British youngsters suggests 26 percent of the country's under-16 population erroneously believe bacon comes from sheep.
:rolleyes:
That animal with white feathers and an orange beak? - Of course not! Everybody knows bacon comes from those animals with the long nose, elephants.
:rolleyes:
Perhaps they think it's baaaaack bacon?
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Yuuuum. Bacini.
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LONDON, Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A survey of British youngsters suggests 26 percent of the country's under-16 population erroneously believe bacon comes from sheep.
:rolleyes:
That would be the 26% of the population who are observant Jews and Muslims, then? ;) "No, I never eat any flesh of pig....."
Hmmm... or their kids they've been lying to. :idea:
Wait a goddamn minute. Are you telling me that bacon isn't a vegetable???
Bacon as an action figure??
Love the tag line on the box.
How have you been Big Sarge?
Not to steal this thread, but things have been a little tough lately. The rain has really increased the rollovers. I had to assist with the safety investigation of one where the TC was ejected and then the 1151 came down on his chest. Wasn't a pretty sight. Also, I've been extended till the Aug draw down.
I'll quit whining now
What did they do with the core of sausage they removed so that the burritos would fit? The sweet, sweet sausage...aaaaagghhhh.
The sweet, sweet sausage...aaaaagghhhh.
That's what
she said.
Bacon-cheeseburger-turtles
Bacon-cheeseburger-turtle-dogs
Bacon-cheeseburger-turtles
I saw this pic and nearly barfed. I think it's the charbroiled heads and feet that make me want to retch.
Well, at least Leonardo got away...
I saw this pic and nearly barfed. I think it's the charbroiled heads and feet that make me want to retch.
Charcoal will settle your tummy. ;)
Looks like bacon, but it's really a cake.
Oh, man. That ought to be illegal. False advertising.
Unless it is bacon flavored cake?
Put Baconaise on it for topping. ;)
Every kid should have these.
OMFG. And it's not even 2012 yet.
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/edible-bacon-lamp.html
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/young-brit-finds-jesus-in-a-frying-pan.html
"Toby Elles, a 22-year-old from Lancaster, Britain, set off to make himself a late-night snack, but got a lot more than he bargained for.
"After drinking a few beers with his housemate, Toby thought some bacon would make a great snack before hitting the sack, so he put it into the frying pan, turned on the oven and lied down on the couch. An hour later, he woke up to a house filled with smoke and, worse still, burned bacon. It was a true culinary disaster that could have had dire consequences.
"But after scraping the bacon off the pan, young Toby Elles learned miracles can be born out of disasters. The face of Jesus Christ was staring back at him, from the pan! The greasy image had eyes, nose and all the distinctive features of our Lord. Toby now thinks it was, no doubt, some sort of miracle, and decided never to wash the sacred pan. He’s even taking into consideration placing it in a glass cabinet, so it can protect him, in the future.
"All I have to say is this: If this doesn’t prove the divine nature of bacon, I don’t know what will!"
So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard?
So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard?
Somewhere in
Hatfield, PaSomewhere in Hatfield, Pa
Thanks to jury duty, where I was trapped talking to one of their employees for several hours, I now know that they are called the "Home of the Smiling Porker" because of the electrocution rictus the pigs look like they're smiling.
I was very upset when they removed the smiling pig cartoon and that tagline from the sign at the plant. At least they still have the statue of the happy pig being escorted to it's certain death by the hog-wrangler (not sure if that's Mr. Hatfield or not).
a bacon tampon?
....apparently it's a
bacon of hate which, of course, is so much less WTF :lol:
And this was stumbled upon also.
What's the FAIL? That some of the bacon fell off?
Somebody put a celery stalk on the plate. :greenface
that they only used a 6" roll?
I think that might be a side-view of iceberg lettuce on the sandwich, UT.
Lettuce? Why those damn dirty apes!
Bacon roses are AWESOME.
I want a dozen.
You can have bacon, wrapped with angel food, dipped in chocolate...
...or bacon and french fries, glued together with corndog batter, deep fried, on a stick...
...or not. ;)
Yeah, that looks really good.
Breakfast pizza needs more bacon.
Also bacon-angelfood-choc needs outer layer of bacon.
jus' sayin'
Breakfast pizza needs more bacon.
Also bacon-angelfood-choc needs outer layer of bacon.
jus' sayin'
You iz now Murkin.
except I can't vote when Bacon runs for President.
btw, I really did enter a kid for the rcent swim meet with his first name as Bacon. It's his nickname, but he's even in the school directory as Bacon. And yes, his younger brother is Ham.
btw, I really did enter a kid for the rcent swim meet with his first name as Bacon. It's his nickname, but he's even in the school directory as Bacon. And yes, his younger brother is Ham.
Last name Burger?
No. Something that relates to Canada.
I'm not porkin' her until she takes off those damn pig heads and gets a shower.
We saw a recipe in a magazine for bacon baklava.
Cook your bacon on a full-auto machine-gun barrel.
Cook your bacon on a full-auto machine-gun barrel.
This is a very very bad idea.
What happens if more bad guys show up than you expect? Now you're looking at some seriously overcooked bacon.
The first pic makes me think of Marie Osmond singing "Bacon Woses, bacon woses..."
Top this...
That just really confused me.
Instant baby? Bacon flavored instant baby?
Oh, now it makes sense.
That just really confused me.
Instant baby? Bacon flavored instant baby?
Oh, now it makes sense.
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you can buy that at KFC right now. 2 fried chicken breasts with bacon and cheese between.
lol love the puppeh bacon thief.
This is actually what I have had for dinner for the last seven days:
Thursday: pasta bolognese with bacon and cheese
Friday: nachos with bacon and cheese
Saturday: Spanish omelet with bacon and cheese
Sunday: burritos with leftover nacho mix
Monday: reheat frozen pasta leftovers
Tuesday: burger involving bacon and cheese
Wednesday: eggs and bacon, no cheese.
That is all. Carry on.
This is actually what I have had for dinner for the last seven days:
Thursday: pasta bolognese with bacon and cheese
Friday: nachos with bacon and cheese
Saturday: Spanish omelet with bacon and cheese
Sunday: burritos with leftover nacho mix
Monday: reheat frozen pasta leftovers
Tuesday: burger involving bacon and cheese
Wednesday: eggs and bacon, no cheese.
That is all. Carry on.
I can feel my arteries hardening at the mere thought. Good Ghod....
Bacon flavored envelopes.
you can buy that at KFC right now. 2 fried chicken breasts with bacon and cheese between.
Great Atkin's food. KFC should've thought of it sooner. :D
Psst... breaded chicken is not an Atkin's food. :)
Is Bacon Chips Atkins food?
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush....."
I hope this isnt a repeat.
Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipop
* All the deliciousness of bacon and maple syrup, and all the caffeine of an energy drink.
* Get 'em as single pops, or in packs of four.
* Made with real bacon!
* Net Wt: 31g
* Caffeine Content: 80mg per pop.
* Dimensions: approx. 1.25" diameter
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I hate to say it. Really, I do...But, dayum, that looks good.^^^^
The Bacon-copia
Bacon horn stuffed with 20 hot Italian sausages, 1 pound of scrapple, 4 pork chops, 1 black pudding sausage and 1 white pudding sausage, pepperoni and salami.
Bacon Chip Nachos
OMG. I'm so hungry!
Also (posted in another thread about bacon, but reposted here because this is where it really belongs):
Bacon-Wrapped Burrito Log
Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burritos stuffed inside a sausage log wrapped in bacon.
Meta Meat Cake
Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.
Jeezly crow! Who comes up with this stuff?!? That said, I'd hit it. :D
Tony’s BLT
One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo.
I'm not seeing the lettuce or tomato and I'm not sure it matters. ;)
Deep Fried Bacon Crusted Pork Rinds served with baconaise, natch.
The Baconcado
An avocado filled with goat cheese and wrapped in bacon.
Bacon Infused Onion Ring
A deep fried onion ring interlaced with two slices of bacon. Awesome!
And to drink:
Meatini
A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon.
Fool’s Gold Loaf Sandwich
A loaf of hollowed out bread filled with creamy peanut butter, a jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon.
Tempura Bacon
Bacon strips battered in Panko bread crumbs then deep fried.
The Clogger
Layers of scalloped potatoes and cheese wrapped in bacon.
Bacon Cream Cheese RollsI don't get the recurring bacon/peanutbutter combination.
Bacon and peanut butter is good.
peanut butter and bacon on seeded rye bread.
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From
Bacon Today, Colored Bacon:
Fry, Captain, Fry
Aboard your bacon ship!:p:
From
Hats of Meat.
They have bacon, too.
That's not bacon, that's a cheap import.
Classic's post 647 with pickup truck...
America, I salute you.
It was a race weekend, the NASCAR tour was in town.
Came across this in my local phone directory.
Give me liberty (bacon) or give me death!
Check this: If the guy's name is Bacon R. Liberty, he was probably playing out in the neighborhood when he was a kid, and, at some point in his life, his mother was standing on the front porch yelling "BAAAAAYYYYYCCCONNNNNN" trying to get him home for supper.
The neighbors prolly though she was stark raving mad.:p:
Bacon R Liberty?
Shouldn't that be Bacon IS Liberty?
Bacon R Liberty?
Shouldn't that be Bacon IS Liberty?
Who the fuck cares, as long as there's Free Bacon?
While we're on bacon as a name...I came across this in the August issue of 'Bowhunting' magazine. (Woulda credited the photographer, but could find no info.)
Bacon brings home the venison.:p:
Just what is Teh Cellar's policy on pics from magazines, anyway?
Ok, or teh no-no?
Venison season is just around the corner. :thumb:
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Frosted cinnamon buns, bacon and Wild Turkey... breakfast of champions.
Cool, a chance to pig out for only 30 bucks. :thumb:
Over 1,800 lb. wild boar shot and killed on Fort Stewart near Wright Army Airfield, West of I-95 and near the community Fleming.
Killed by a medical Radiology worker...What would you do if this beast was coming at you? Run for dear life? Climb a tree or simply get run over? Yep.......only in Georgia! We were taught to stand still because their eye sight is very poor. By standing still they probably would not see you and walk right on by. And No, you can't out run them!!
Look at how tall the grass and weeds are.How fast do you think you would be running through that?
That same Boar was shot in Conroe, Texas, Northern Louisiana, and a host of other places.
That picture was taken with forced perspective, making it look 3 times bigger than it actually is. 1800 lbs would be about a half to bigger than Hogzilla.
Here's The camera data:
Make = Hewlett-Packard
Model = HP PhotoSmart C945 (V01.60)
Software = ACD Systems Digital Imaging
Date Time = 2005-10-09 10:17:37
Actually it was shot in Europe or Turkey, you can see the pictures
here.I can't believe Alan Alda shot a boar! ;)
stumbled upon this one ....
sorry if its a repeat.
If anyone besides me still used a command line, I'd turn that into a text adventure.
You are standing in your kitchen. You are hungry.
>Eat bacon
I see no bacon here.
> look around
There is a refrigerator here, a kitchen table, and a cabinet containing a grue.
>
If anyone besides me still used a command line, I'd turn that into a text adventure.
You are standing in your kitchen. You are hungry.
>Eat bacon
I see no bacon here.
> look around
There is a refrigerator here, a kitchen table, and a cabinet containing a grue.
>
Open refridgerator, look for bacon.
No little skinny bacon. :headshake
If anyone besides me still used a command line, I'd turn that into a text adventure.
You are standing in your kitchen. You are hungry.
>Eat bacon
I see no bacon here.
> look around
There is a refrigerator here, a kitchen table, and a cabinet containing a grue.
>
Open refridgerator, look for bacon.
> WTF is a grue?
Unicorn feeding bacon to pigs.
Unicorns and porcine cannibalism? I love it!
Unicorns and porcine cannibalism? I love it!
Correction: GAY unicorns and porcine cannibalism. AWESOME.
> WTF is a grue?
> WTF is a
grue?
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
Is there a season on them there grues? And do I need a special permit?
Just night vision glasses.
Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!
A bottle of bacon, a can of cheese, and thou!
Oh Beauregaard, you're such a romantic. :haha:
Narwhals! Bacon narwhals!
Here's the Bacon brothers.
When you hear, "Francis Bacon", don't you first think of this? :D
I love it !!
Where can I get the "DaVinci COKE" book ?
If it stays inside people for years, it's no wonder that some choose to change their diet to canibalism
They have to make it more convenient.
Practical and romantic...
omg a bacom candle.... I'd be the size of a house in no time....
my friend lost her sense of smell in a skating injury and lost a load of weight....
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I love bacon ...
... more than I love sensible shoes or pedicures.
This can't be real 'cause they were Jews.
Damn, Bruce. You beat me to it.
How about a bacon sandwich to hold you until supper?
All that nice grease:yelsick:
Bacon cheeseburger stuffed mushrooms
I gave this to my brother for Christmas. It tasted interesting...a bit like dogfood, actually.
I love bacon. So do these guys.
great. now i'm hungry again. bruce...pass a shroom.
I gave this to my brother for Christmas. It tasted interesting...a bit like dogfood, actually.
I've had some of that, too. Not as tasty as I'd expected.
I love bacon. So do these guys.
Wow, is that a place you've been to, or internet photo?
It tasted interesting...a bit like dogfood, actually.
:::resists asking the obvious question:::
:lol:
...well, I did taste a dog biscuit once. I was dying to find out why my puppy thought they were the bomb.
Anyone who never tasted a dog biscuit, has led a sadly shallow life indeed.:sniff:
Tasted like rye-krisp as I recall.
Milk bones do *not* taste milky
I get a little deja vu outta this one. Sorry if it's a re-post.
It's a good thing he gave a thumbs up, he might've looked like a dork otherwise...
No need to be snide. The guy's Mom made him the scarf. The picture was intended as a thank-you to his Mom.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/f3xum/hey_reddit_check_out_the_scarf_my_mom_made_for_me/No need to be snide. The guy's Mom made him the scarf. The picture was intended as a thank-you to his Mom.
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/f3xum/hey_reddit_check_out_the_scarf_my_mom_made_for_me/
I do not have the snide font installed.:D
Wow, is that a place you've been to, or internet photo?
I've been there, many times. It's on the opposite side of the wall in Pete's picture. When you visit, I'll take you on a tour. Hell, I'll treat you to a bacon surprise if you like.
Travel Channel, Bacon Paradise. Touring the country for the best places to eat dishes served with bacon.
Was tonight at 10.
I get a little deja vu outta this one. Sorry if it's a re-post.
It's a good thing he gave a thumbs up, he might've looked like a dork otherwise...
I'd wear that, it looks pretty funny.
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Denny's has embraced the bacon and is now celebrating Baconalia.
Lots of bacon heavy heavy dishes, including the maple bacon sundae.
Lots of bacon heavy heavy dishes, including the maple bacon sundae.
That was NOT my idea.
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I'll always stop on Bacon Street!
Anybody know what the weapon is?
Anybody know what the weapon is?
A baconator?
German Mg42 , 1000ish round per minuet , the Barrel gets REAL Hot
Web site in russian. But real fun.
Car cooking bacon...What do pirates eat for breakfast?
Bacon & eggs, of course.
But it's cooked in an Arrrrn skillet.
:D
Along with toast and m-arrrr-jorine.
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Yet more proof that bacon is the most wonderful and versatile food product and art medium the world has ever known.
I give you...Van Gogh's "Starry Night" in bacon!
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Hey Els. I've been missing your pithy self. Hope everything is ok with you.
Bacon cheesecake.
Cover it in chocolate, and the world is yours.
I lurk. I'm not so pithy anymore, apparently. One day, something will rouse the dormant wordsmith within, and you'll all suffer for it.
I think we could all suffer that.
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Bacon gone bad.
I'm sorry.
Now, how's the truck supposed to get to the dumpster with all those dead pigs blocking the way? I suppose the picture was taken by the truck driver to show his boss to explain why he didn't empty the dumpster that day.
Hmm. Either that's the number of dead pigs they throw away on a regular basis, or those pigs died of something unusual. In which case I'd think there must be biohazard laws, especially for such a large pig farm as that.
Larger picture
here.
The dumpster says "National By-Products Inc." When you Google that, it's a US based rendering company.
National By-Products Inc.
National By-Products was founded in 1993 and is one of the best independent renders of the nation. They collect more than 1 billion pounds of animal by-products, annually, from livestock producers, meat packers, grocery stores and restaurants. Today, National By-Products Inc. is comprised of a fleet of 450 trucks and 750 employees.
National by-products sells their products to national and international markets like manufacturers of chemicals, soaps, cosmetics, plastics, lubricants, livestock and poultry feeds.
Today, National By-Products is one of the biggest processors of animal and poultry by-products generated by livestock. The oils and other products are used for things like cooking, snack food manufactures, fats, proteins and hides.
National By-Products has a stable workforce, made of 1,000 employees. Their workforce is divided in areas like collection stations and many processing facilities.
National By-Products is a very important step in the food chain, because if the animal by-products is not processed it will be a hazard to the public health and to the environment.
National By-Products does its part to prevent pollution of surface and ground waters, the spread of animal an human diseases and minimize nuisance odors.
Their manufactures are located in: Little Rock, Arkansas; Denver, Colorado; Chicago, Lynn Center, Mason City, Illinois; Indianapolis, Indiana; Clinton, Des Moines, Iowa;Garden City ,Kansas City, Wichita, Kansas; Kansas City, Missouri; Bellevue, Omaha, Platte River, Nebraska; Berlin, Wisconsin.
NBP always look for good people, how like to works, in areas as truck drivers, plant personnel, administrative support and territory and district management; sales, fleet management, engineering, research, and accounting.
National By-Products offers services such as: Bulk Klean, which recycle the bulk grease and process it; Livestock Mortality Collection Service, eliminate leaky barrels, damage covers and the resulting rodent attraction; Meat Scrap Collection Service: they collect all of the scrap meat.
NBP always look for good people, how like to works,
snicker
Especially good writers. They need some of those, stat.
Either those pigs sooey-rendered, or they were sooey-cidal.
Especially good righters. They need some of those, stat.
FTFY;)
Socks on display this weekend at the
Bridgetown Brawl. The brown ones behind are WHISKEY.
Oh this thread reminds me, Minifob wants to be bacon for Halloween. There's only one style available for purchase online, and it sucks. I'll post pictures here when I've finished making his costume myself next month.
I think someone here has been to the Bacon Store...
:lol: It's all we have left!!!
No need to worry yet! He's got two children. ;)
Children. Two delicious, tasty, crispy-fried children .... :yum:
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So what if it dribbles...it's bacon, man!
So what if it dribbles...it's bacon, man!
Do you think that's beer in there, or melted cheese? MMmmm either way.
I knew Bieber was a meathead, but...
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SonofV: "Bacon is dead to me now."
:lol2:
That meatloaf impregnated a friend of mine.
SonofV is mighty funny. Is he old enough to become a dwellar yet?
SonofV: "Bacon is dead to me now."
:lol2:
Dayum, I didn't mean to start all that.
:lol2:
SonofV: "Bacon is dead to me now."
:lol2:
Funny!
Dammit! GM beat me to it.
I was gonna see if this might bring SonofV back to the bacony fold...
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At least mine's cooked.
I hope he's wearing a shower cap under that.
'cause, he is going to eat it, isn't he?
No shower cap, but the link I provided shows the construction steps.
Bacon is put on aluminium foil.
So it protects you from the government brain-reading satellites as well? Bacon is AWESOME!
This may be a repost, but, damned if I'm lookin through 53 pages of bacon to find out...
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My god...its pignography.
Gotta admire the chutzpah of the lil fella.
It's not fair, mounting a cow with no legs. :(
Looooooooooooove
Soft as an eeeeeeeeee-zzzzzzzzeeeeee chairrrrrrr...........
My god...its pignography.
Is that what is known as "porking"?
It's not fair, mounting a cow with no legs. :(
You're right. They can't push back.
Looooooooooooove
Soft as an eeeeeeeeee-zzzzzzzzeeeeee chairrrrrrr...........
"something in the waaay she moooooves"O. M. G!
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It's not fair, mounting a cow with no legs. :(
Yeah ... she's already ground beef!
Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. You should probably try the chicken.
Yeah ... she's already ground beef!
Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. You should probably try the chicken.
She's a drag. :right:
:D
Breakfast of champions!
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Oh no!!!
http://gawker.com/5876103/bacon-linked-to-cancer-again-ruins-morning
Swedish scientists "suggest" a link between processed meat, like bacon and sausage, and pancreatic cancer. According to the BBC, which cites this study in the British Journal of Cancer:
(The study) found that eating processed meat increased the risk of pancreatic cancer. The risk increased by 19% for every 50g someone added to their daily diet. Having an extra 100g would increase the risk by 38%.
Prof Larsson said: "Pancreatic cancer has poor survival rates. So as well as diagnosing it early, it's important to understand what can increase the risk of this disease."
:(
Shit.
I've increased my risk of pancreatic cancer by 5,952,608%.
I AM pancreatic cancer, I'm made out of cancer!!!!
So Steve Jobs was a bacon adorator too?
No, he was a vegetarian. Patrick Swayze probably liked bacon though.
I've got a pretty good diet otherwise. But I do eat a ham sandwich pretty much every day for lunch. Maybe I should switch to turkey.:sniff:
No, he was a vegetarian. Patrick Swayze probably liked bacon though.
In his butt.;)
Ok, so the word "processed" is used there, repeatedly. Does that mean the chemicals used to "process" it are involved? Ie; nitrites? Or all meat, period? What is the difference between processed and unprocessed other than the chemicals?
Because I don't eat anything with nitrites in it. BUT, you can still buy bacon (yummy) which is unprocessed, no nitrites. So am I killing my chances of avoiding pancreatic cancer??? :eek:
I've got a pretty good diet otherwise. But I do eat a ham sandwich pretty much every day for lunch. Maybe I should switch to turkey.:sniff:
And die anyway.
Really?
Cupcakes for breakfast? Bacon cupcakes? Damn skippy.
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Oh noe - Bacon and egg cupcakes ... I bet theres a lil toast in the bottom there too.
mmmm
I don't know if you have Jack-in-the-Box eateries in your area,
but they are in the Pacific Northwest, and have the dumbest ads...
Here is their current campaign: " Marry Bacon"
My G-daughter saw this on TV and said: "That's just wrong"
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You may now eat the bride.
:lol2:
Like, so long as it is a male human and a female burger, okay? We must defend the sanctity of marriage!
What about two sausage mcmuffins?
Bacon Woses
Bacon Woses
Oh how sweet those woses seem to me
But they'we
Only imitation
Like your imitation love for me.
Mawie Osmond
holy shit, i think i might come back now :D
Like, so long as it is a male human and a female burger, okay? We must defend the sanctity of marriage!
Or vise versa?
holy shit, i think i might come back now :D
been a while... where is your bacon picture, and we'll talk about your return...
:)
Or vise versa?
Hot dogs are male; burgers are female.
I'd eat that plate it's on 1st!
SonofV: "Bacon is dead to me now."
:lol2:
SonofV is mighty funny. Is he old enough to become a dwellar yet?
Takes after his old man
Like, so long as it is a male human and a female burger, okay? We must defend the sanctity of marriage!
Around here the only girl burgers are made from cows that don't produce milk or won't breed.
Around here the only girl burgers are made from cows that don't produce milk or won't breed.
Damn lesbians.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
Say, Alpha, how have things been? Did you have any troubles with the floods over the last year or so?
i never got too smashed by the flooding, maybe a few wet socks is all.. but then i mostly hide from weather of all types. how about you?
just to be safe
bacon
Weather has been quite tame over here for the last few years.
ETA
baconbaconbaconbacon
Everything's covered, (even his nerples) but...Mods can delete as necessary.
Mmm...Bacon.
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I'll bet the first caption of this pic, whenever it first got posted, was..."Who wants to eat my meat!!??"
Elspode! Long time no see for you, too.
Stuff milkshakes, it's BACON that brings all the boys to the yard.
the bacon brothers
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Someone should let the pig know that his third son was actually fathered by the rooster.
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Bacon?
meat curtains
Looks good enough to eat :)
"I got three feet of hanging meat!"
Just saw this. Not sure if it is legit or not. introducing...the Bacon Casket!
A link to the article.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/bacon-coffin-hoax-j-d-foods-seattle_n_1389067.htmlFound out today that a cow orker makes the builders working on her extension bacon butties every day!
Bloody hell!
Despite not having my own place, or the money to build an extension, they'd be lucky to get a cup of tea from me. Blimey. I don't get free brekkers where I work. Or tea niver.
bacon? oh yeah.... Texas Tornado's! jalapeno stuffed with cream cheese fresh shrimp and wrapped in pepper smothered BACON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCM9A6QhKGg&feature=player_embedded
I'll learn to work the saxophone
I'll play just what I feel
Drink scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Bacon Blues
~Steely Dan, paraphrased from "Deacon Blues"
Coming soon to a BK near you.
Fuck yeah. I may have one for breakfast tomorrow.
Chocolate, caramel, bacon...:yum:
Once again I have to issue a disclaimer.
Wasn't it Denny's that did it last time? It's here somewhere. Different, but still libellous I believe.
Oh yes, yere tis. Flagged by Pete Zicato
here.
Others have done burgers too, so what?
To me it's such an alien concept I thought it was worth flagging that it's creeping around out there...
The disclaimer was only in reference to the fact I am called Sundae. Lest any confused dwellars assume this is my work ;)
Not bacchanalia...
Bacon Ale, yeah.
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To me it's such an alien concept I thought it was worth flagging that it's creeping around out there...
The disclaimer was only in reference to the fact I am called Sundae. Lest any confused dwellars assume this is my work ;)
Fear not, there is no connection between you and a pig, whatsoever.
Fear not, there is no connection between you and a pig, whatsoever.
I know. Pigs don't sweat.
The New York State Fair has announced its newest food oddity that can only be found at a Fair. It's called the Big Kahuna Donut Dog.
The Big Kahuna Donut Dog is a hot dog wrapped in bacon inside of a maple glazed long john donut.
Brought to you by a State whose cities are banning large soft drinks.
Sounds delish...but, I could only eat that w/a knife & fork...I hate sticky.
Is country gravy the stuff that looks like jism?
Is country gravy the stuff that looks like jism?
Country gravy is, I assume, cream gravy, or as we refer to it in the South, simply gravy.
In Texas, if you expected gravy on a dish, and it was served with
brown gravy, that would be a WTF.
I suppose it might look as you've described, but should properly have flecks of black pepper visible.
I accept that if you are used to white gravy, getting brown gravy would be as startling as vice versa :)
South Philly Italians call tomato sauce "gravy".
There are Indian restaurants here which describe any thick sauce as gravy.
But it's understandable in the context of the menu, as it differentiates between dry dishes like tikka and sauce dishes like tikka masala. The sauces are nothing live the gravy you get on a roast dinner. Or indeed on Chips n Gravy.
South Philly Italians call tomato sauce "gravy".
We used to get 2am french fries and gravy at a diner in Scranton. It was a brown beef/mushroom type. Soooooo... goood.
Almost poutine, Griff.
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Goddammit! Eight goddamn times I tried to load that fucking picture, it shows the filename not the pic. What the motherfucking fuck?! All for some shit that looks like it came out of a syphilated dog's ass.
Oops, did I say that out loud?
Happy Bacon Day e'erbody!!
International Bacon Day
International Bacon Day or Bacon Day is an unofficial observance held on the Saturday before Labor Day in the United States. (Labor Day is traditionally the first Monday of September).
Bacon day celebrations typically include social gatherings during which participants create and consume dishes containing bacon, including bacon-themed breakfasts, lunches, dinners, desserts, and drinks.
Bacon Day was conceived in Bedford, Massachusetts in 2000 by the residents of the Crag, and was supplemented in 2004 by a group of CU Boulder (Colorado) graduate students. Bacon Day in Manchester UK is celebrated by several students on the 14th January, prior to January examinations as a distraction from revision. Bucknell students are also known for their bacon day celebrations, calling themselves "Meatheads", and gorging on as much bacon as possible.
International Bacon Day has now spread to Canada. The annual celebration is held on the second Saturday of each June. The record for the number of different bacon dishes belongs to Thomas Green, of Ottawa, Ontario. The record was set on June 16, 2012, and totalled 12 bacon dishes (candied bacon, maple bacon and chevre points, bacon screwdrivers jell-o style, bacon vodka gazpacho, chili bacon vodka, pork stuffed with bacon, apple and sage, bacon donuts, chocolate bacon brownies, banana bacon cookies, bacon martini, bacon burger sliders and bacon and egg sliders). Ottawa's version of International Bacon Day has quadrupled in size since its inaugural year.
More recently, Bacon Day has moved back to the United States and is celebrated with strong followings in Virginia, Boston, Denver and Cincinnati, with a particularly heavy representation in Chandler, Arizona (home to the world's largest Bacon Day celebration).
Many who celebrate International Bacon Day can often be heard chanting "Bacon is a vegetable".
Wow. Dude is traveling the country and paying in bacon.
That. Is. Awesome.
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I don't remember where I heard this phrase (mighta been here), but, I hear angels sing when I hear these words:
Bacon-wrapped, deep-fried, hard-boiled eggs.
:yum:
No no no, you can't make Jews out of bacon. The Mossad will be all up your tokus.
Are those sausages circumcised?
Forty Guineas? In 1894, that was a LOT of money!
bacon is a place?
:D A friend sent this pic to me today...
Happy Valentine's Day! :P
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Making your own
bacon candle in simple steps on the awesome site
Cockeyed.com.
I'm drunk, that was awesome!!
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Man, I was drunk.
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I sure hope these are actually bacon flavored, and not just bacon printed. Definitely for when you're planning to do some porking.
The latex prophylactics are printed to look just like the breakfast side dish and filled with "baconlube," a water-based lubricant that is advertised to taste and smell like the greasy, fried meat.
:yum:
Uh...I'm gonna wish I hadn't asked, but...
...why are two (supposedly straight :)) guys concerned with the taste of a condom?
Also, PLEASE tell me that pic on the left isn't, you know, 'life-size'...
kinda makes my bacon ice cream recipe with praline bacon crumble topping or my bacon chocolate chip cookies .... pedestrian
Also, PLEASE tell me that pic on the left isn't, you know, 'life-size'...
Depends on the size of your ... ... ... monitor.
Is it hand held, a laptop, or sitting on your desk? ;)
water-based lubricant that is advertised to taste and smell like
yeah. Sounds :yum: . :right:
I don't particularly want to smell anything when that type of action is going on...much less bacon.
ETA: Desktop, btw...I'm feeling somewhat inadequate.
I just bought bacon dangly earrings and necklace with googly eyes! Even better .....they're bacon scented!
:D
pics when I have time/slave to do it for me....
I didn't know where to go with this one, 'Rims', or 'Bacon...WTF'. So, here it is.
Ford is celebrating something, and for $3300 you can take your Fiesta to Ford and they'll do this to it:
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Mmmmm, it's a bacon-wrapped Fiesta!
Ole'!
Funny thing about the new (to us, the U.S.) Fiesta...
I had a 1978 Ford Fiesta, in about '84-85. It got better gas mileage than the new one does.
Me & Popdigr put a two-stage (works like a four-barrel) Weber carb on it, and it ran like a raped ape. The rear axle was just a tube, so, we had the welding shop put us some rotors and disc brake set up back there, and ran them with a second manual master cylinder and a dual linkage w/a proportioning valve. Filled the front half of the original, and the back half of the second master cylinder.
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That 1600cc German engine was sweet as hell. 0-60 in about 6 seconds-flat, and stop on a dime and give you a nickel back.
sweeet!
is it parked in front of a chevelle? the headlight's not *quite* right, but that looks like a chevy color green.
Looks more like a Torino. Chevy didn't have the market on puke green cornered, they all had it. :vomit:
Today is International BACON Day, That is all.
Not bacon related, but my dad once had glasspacks on a Pinto.
of course it's a torino. I can totally see that now.. Thx
Not bacon related, but my dad once had glasspacks on a Pinto.
I bet it sounded like one, giant, everlasting, anus-ripping fart.:lol2:
Not bacon related, but my dad once had glasspacks on a Pinto.
I also once had glasspacks on a Pinto.
Though, as far as I know, I am not Flint's Dad.
I've always thought tacos could get much better.... but I hadn't considered this excellent route!
I stay in a Springhill Suites that has bacon on the breakfast buffet but no bacon available in the taco salad at night ie bacon off buffet into room fridge, bacon out of fridge and into taco salad, score
Yes, my queen...
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Dropped him in his tracks with one shot. And with a .45-70, no less! My Baby is a helluva woman, but, I'm not sure she could handle a .45-70.
Know this gal, do ya Buster?
Nope. Too tough fer me. :bolt:
''I was so excited to have taken this extremely dangerous hog off of this property. I was talking with a wildlife and fisheries official and he stated that if you as a land owner are okay with 100 hogs on your property, you would have to kill 80 a year just to keep the population at 100."
Yeah, these hogs are a huge problem, and dangerous.
What's this slowly shit??
Looks like she was carrying a Handi-Rifle. Those are usually set up to fire 300 gr bullets for the best accuracy. I fire 500 gr in my trapdoors. They don't have a sharp kick, just a strong push. I think it is due to the slower velocity of the round
I love bacon.
"so why don't you marry it?"
- Pee Wee Herman, 1988
:D
I have, twice.
(slow learner v pathological optimist, you take your pick.)
Love the bacon dress and Gotta get BACON on first page, pls
Bacon roses, I hope these were not posted before...
hope away.... that's what we're here for! ;)
Mother was wrong, you can play with your food.
Reminds me of a scene I saw yesterday driving through an Amish community...It was a big, giant draft-type horse being ridden bareback by the teensiest little Amish boy. Really, the boy couldn't have been six. He was almost doing the splits sitting on that broad back. He had the little hat, suspenders, brogan-style boots. It would've made a wonderful picture, but he was over the rise in the field before I could get my camera outta the bag.:(
Anyone see news about a virus killing baby pigs in the Midwest. Pork products will cost about the same as prime rib.
Mother was wrong, you can play with your food.
so awesome!
Anyone see news about a virus killing baby pigs in the Midwest. Pork products will cost about the same as prime rib.
I hadn't heard about that.:(
You know who your friend is, right? Think that came from ABC news? damnifino
I'd think about putting a couple pigs on if slaughtering pigs wasn't such a horror.
It doesn't have to be, subcontract the processing to a mobile. Pop, bullet in the head and cut them up.
I think this was a short time promotion...
Bacon wrapped donuts
instructions.
Bacon Spider
Recipe
45 lbs. Ground Beef
¼ Cup Garlic Powder
¼ Cup Onion Powder
5 Cups Bread Crumbs
22 Eggs
1 Cup Milk
8 King Crab Legs
2 lbs. Cheese Sauce, Canned
8 Bagel Bites
224 Bacon Strips
Salt and Pepper For Seasoning
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In a mixing bowl, combine beef, onion powder, garlic powder, bread crumbs, and eggs.
With meat mixture, make one large sphered meat ball and one smaller sphered meat ball (one as the head, one as the body).
Lay bacon on a sheet pan and bake at 350 for 8-10 minutes.
Bake meat spheres at 350 for 1.5-2 hours.
Wrap cooked crab legs in bacon, and bake at 350 for 8-10 minutes.
In a pot, add Velveeta and milk, and melt on low heat.
Place Bagel Bites on a sheet pan and bake, per directions.
Remove meat spheres from oven.
Cut center of the large sphere, fill with cheese and replace the cut top.
Cover all spheres with cooked bacon.
Insert cooked bacon-wrapped crab legs into the body.
Place Bagel Bites on the head as eyes.
FROMBacon tastes better than it looks. That spider looks disgusting to eat.
New Hampshire knows the score...
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I called the number, and got the Bacon Bot.
Just wanted to brag that my new workplace smokes and cures it's own bacon on-site and today I got free bacon to eat as I worked. It was delicious. That is all.
You can eat the bacon and bring the bacon home too! :D
...today I got free bacon to eat as I worked...
There is something wrong with this country when immigrants,
immigrants!, can just waltz in, take our jobs...and what do they get?!
Free. Fucking. Bacon.
:banghead:
Man, today I only had 75 minutes left to work in my week, so I went in, got the weekend sale on, put out a few fires and left. And all the while I could smell the bacon..... but it wasn't ready for me to eat because I was done by 7:30..... boo hoo
Bacon Sushi... I suppose you could use different ground meat or even meatloaf mix
Bruce, those bacon rolled what evers look awesome
burns
Yes, more to my taste and way less dangerous than raw things from the ocean.
About time they added something useful to the dashboard.
but why is the engine off if the bacon's still forty meters away?
Yeah, why is that? This is Murka, after all...We ain't walking ~120 feet. Not even for bacon.
'Cause when you turn the key the gages go to work before the engine starts.
You yourself said he wouldn't walk the 120 feet.
so why are we still sitting here talking about it with no damn bacon??!
I had Bacon for breakfast this morning. YUM!!!
I haven't read the story, BUT, that must've been one randy pig.[/shudder]
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On 24 June 2015, the web site Dude Comedy published an article headlined “Pregnant Texas Woman Claims She Was Raped by a Pig,” reporting an unusual incident that purportedly occurred in Bardwell, Texas.
Although there are a number of news sources that cover the area, there is no media entity called “Ellis County News.” The picture of a pig used in the article was an old and popular stock image, clearly not a new photo of a felonious farm animal. (The photograph of the “victim” is possibly that of a real pregnant woman whose image was used without her permission in an objectionable and insulting manner, but we haven’t yet turned up its original source.)
snopes
I'm happier for the pig than I am for the other party.
Damn hypocrite heathens...
Praise Bacon If you prefer to praise [COLOR="Red"]Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine[/COLOR]!
This shall not stand! :bacon:
Even squrls like bacon...
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What, you never saw a squirrel pig out before? :haha:
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Fuck. Ing. Want.
Instead of an alarm, it cooks bacon!
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Wood doesn't seem to me to be the ideal material for a toaster oven.
Nevermind leaving bacon, even pre-cooked bacon, out at room temperature all night.
I would imagine that if it gets hot enough to cook bacon, it'll kill all the little uglies that snuck in overnight.
Plus, when the alarm clock catches fire, all the cooties will evacuate.
Wait. Bacon is cured, is it not? You could leave it hanging out on the porch like a country ham, and it should be ok. Shouldn't it?
Just cut off the green part.
Fuck. Ing. Want.
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The sight and thought of this made me laugh uncontrollably.
Sent by thought transference
I would imagine that if it gets hot enough to cook bacon, it'll kill all the little uglies that snuck in overnight.
Some types of the little uglies ooze out toxins as they grow, so even if you kill them by cooking, the part that actually makes you sick is still very much all over your food.
Wait. Bacon is cured, is it not? You could leave it hanging out on the porch like a country ham, and it should be ok. Shouldn't it?
I think this is true of real, traditionally cured bacon, but most of today's commercial bacons are fake-cured, just like pickles are fake-pickled and yogurt is fake-fermented, because it's faster. Real cured meat tastes either very, very salty or very, very smokey.
But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too. :lol:
I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good. :bacon:
Is it really cured bacon, though? We go through lots of bacon, but it's labeled as uncured, even though it's treated (for a relatively short time) with salt, celery powder, and honey.
It's smoked, not as much as in my grandmothers day when they turned it into pig leather, but no trichinosis for me.
The sight and thought of this made me laugh uncontrollably.
:D
But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too. :lol:
I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good. :bacon:
What pig store?
Haines Pork Shop
521 Kings Hwy
Mickleton, NJ 08056
(856) 423-1192
http://hainesporkshop.com/
It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good. :yum:
I don't think I've ever seen one of there, or if I did, I thought it was a tree/brush cutter which can look similar but smaller blade.
What are you talking about ... the blade or the guy's very healthy pee-stream ?
Haines Pork Shop
521 Kings Hwy
Mickleton, NJ 08056
(856) 423-1192
http://hainesporkshop.com/
It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good. :yum:
Thanks!
I don't think I've ever seen one of there, or if I did, I thought it was a tree/brush cutter which can look similar but smaller blade.
Wrong thread again, or am I missing the bacon connection?
That saw r fucking serious.
Wrong thread again, or am I missing the bacon connection?
No, I fucked up and put it in the wrong thread. :o
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Wannabe farmers lament...
Finally, somebody who understands what veggies should be.
Wannabe farmers lament...
Slow bake...
I've done that. I still prefer pan frying. It gets crispier and I think cleaning the rack is harder than cleaning a fry pan. Just my humble opinion, of course
There's no wrong way except not eating bacon. :D
Cooler weather? I got central A/C for it... :lol:
Just thick enough to remove from the glass without tearing.
Just what does
that mean?
It's not a flat package it's in a glass.
A glass?
What's more refreshing than a nice, tall glass of bacon...
Cooler weather? I got central A/C for it... :lol:
The whole description of the slices is quite interesting, you don't find ads written like that today
Do a search on Swift's little cook, so many bacon (and fat) ads, very interesting, scroll down in the images and then you run into a very sweet Swift (no fat). Gosh, I don't think butter would melt in her mouth.
The whole description of the slices is quite interesting, you don't find ads written like that today
That's because they all use the same machinery today for uniform thick or thin. At the time they were competing with butchers hand sliced which could vary greatly.
Curious George got too curious?
Slicing bacon...
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I have always wondered how they slice bacon. When you pull it out of the package, it's all mushy and sticks to the other slices. I would imagine trying to slice it myself and it seemed impossible.
Thanks for posting this. The design of the spinning blade is perfect.
I wonder what they do with the leftover inch or so of uncut material. It it ground into bacon bits? Same question for the cheese.
I wondered why the meat doesn't even quiver when the blade cuts through. It must be awfully sharp, but the sharper it is, the faster it will dull. Maybe the meat is chilled to make it firmer.:confused:
I bet it's on the verge of being frozen.
Of course google came up with 120,000 hits for bacon slicing machine. After carefully examining them all
I found these two showing the cutting.
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That first video of the two has less waste than the original video in the other post. the back slabs are all lined up behind one another and everything gets used. A lot like glue sticks in a hot melt glue gun.
Most of the machines I saw trimmed the width on the way in. Size has to be uniform for commercial packaging.
Let's bring this thread back up front...What is your favorite brand of store bought bacon?
Pederson's Palo-Friendly No-Sugar bacon
The average American eats 18 pounds of bacon a year? A quick google search shows that a pound of bacon had 16-20 slices. So that's 18*20=360 slices or about a slice a day.
Perfect for bacon, dome griddle...
What can be cooked on/across the dome?
Crepes are often cooked on a convex surface.
That one would make some crazy crepes though.
Bulgogi is often cooked on a dome as well.
https://www.amazon.com/Cast-Iron-Mongolian-Dome-Griddle/dp/B0042IWII8
Although Mongolian barbecue first appeared in
Taipei in 1951,
[6] the stir-frying of meats on a large, open surface is supposed to evoke Mongolian foods and Mongolian traditions. The preparation can also derive from
Japanese-style
teppanyaki, which was popular in Taiwan at the time. One of the oldest Mongolian Barbecue restaurants (Genghis Khan Mongolian BBQ) was opened in the 1960s, and is located in downtown Taipei, Taiwan.
[7] As Mongolian Barbecue became more popular, it was successfully introduced to the West.
American restaurants, such as
HuHot Mongolian Grill and
BD's Mongolian Grill, claim that soldiers of the
Mongol Empire gathered large quantities of meat, prepared them with their swords and cooked them on their upturned shields over a large fire.
[8][9] A
German restaurant chain with the same concept claims that the Mongolian soldiers cooked their meals on a heated stone.
[10]
WIKI
lamb was widely thought to be the meat of choice among Mongolian soldiers, and the dome-shaped skillet is meant to represent the soldier's helmets that they purportedly used to cook their food.
The mysterious disappearing bacon, now you see it then you don't...
I can see your boobs in that pic...
It's moobs, dummy.
It's your duty as a red blooded patriot to learn...
Oh, that's gotta be one of those fake gift boxes.
:lol2:
Also:
144, a gross? That's a year and a half's worth of dryer sheets for me.
And if m'clothes smelt like bacon all the time, I'd be starving. All the time.
I've know women who were doing 3 or 4 loads of wash every day, or at least 6 days a week.
Filthy children and a neat freak mother are Tide/Maytag's best friends. :lol:
Anyway, no bacon recalls.
Jesus wanted bacon for the last supper...
Proof that bacon is good.
Bacon rendered in bacon...
Spencer has gone vegetarian.
.... except bacon and chic fila swammiches.
Factory pork production is morally untenable.
Steve Harvey: Name something that begins with the word pork.
Contestant: Upine.
Good answer! Good answer!
Our store just had a "special seasonal" bacon variety... apple pie bacon. :/
Bacon... baconbaconbacon... BACON!
I accept this blessing with true thankfulness.
Thanksgiving, ferret out Jihadists, Jews, and Seventh-Day Adventists hiding in your family.
Had a piece of Great Value (Walmart) thick-cut bacon this morning.
A most excellent slice of bacon, I must say.:yum:
Want to get those redneck trouble makers to wear a mask?
Want to get those redneck trouble makers to wear a mask?
What? These guys?
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