Good bye, dearest cellarites

Due to some very insensitive assholes making fun of my sister's terrorist banana related death I am leaving the cellar. I can no longer be a part of a community that is so bitter and hateful that they condone this brutal insensitivity.

and by "leaving" i, of course, mean i have an appointment i have to go to. which i may now be late for. because of you insensitive assholes.

your sister used to love my banana too. tis a shame. how's mom lately?

she says you wouldn't be that bad if you would do something about your scabs.

i thought she was into the friction. oh well.....cant please everyone's mom.

lookout123 wrote:

she says you wouldn't be that bad if you would do something about your scabs.

Are you sure she didn't say scabies?

well, she did say something about LJ having rabies, what with the foam on his mouth and all. but then i reminded her that Jim services some pretty nasty guys, she just shuddered. don't know what that means.

i'm uncomfortable with the direction this thread has taken...i'm leaving the cellar too. wait up!

God this place is so full of drama queens
I'm so fed up with it lately, I don't know if I'll bother logging on anymore.

PS Lookout this isn't aimed at you - genuinely sorry about your sister

I'm not leaving. There are still a few guys here I haven't fucked.

SG - does this mean you are going to join me and LJ in our not-so-mass exodus? that'll show that evil clodfobble. making fun of my tragedy...

I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!?

ok...srsly leaving now.

have to stop for wiper blades on the way home.
kthxbai.

Cicero;397320 wrote:

I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!?

i don't like to talk about it as it is so painful. but since you asked, yes i did. that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.

That explains the limp pickle comment.

Wait, did I already say that?

sadly that was an entirely separate incident.

Lookout, I'm truly sorry for your tragedies, and I'd like to apologize for all the insensitivity everybody has shown.

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

no wonder tw bothers you so, lookout....what with his ....thing he does with cucumbers and the like....it all makes sense now. you should apply for government assistance.

SteveDallas;397332 wrote:

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

I second that. The callousness displayed here is just the tip of the Iceberg. I'll send a Rocket at anyone being mean from now on.
Lets just squash this before it takes up too mushroom. If we apple-y some effort we can keep things all peachy.

:p

I also want to nominate the most dangerous fruit in the cellar: Sheldon.

(Sorry, Sheldon, couldn't resist).

SteveDallas;397332 wrote:

Lookout, I'm truly sorry for your tragedies, and I'd like to apologize for all the insensitivity everybody has shown.

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

bwahahahahahaha...i think its the alcohol, but that seriously tickled my fan-cy

lookout123;397322 wrote:

that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.

I think that's the funniest thing I've read in months. Cheered me right up that did....also I got up this morning with an overwhelmng desire for fresh fruit and veg, bought from the borough-market stalls rather than a supermarket. Sorry if this touches a nerve Lookout...I also am truly sorry for your loss....I bought plums by the way...just thought I'd mention.

im in ur froot stand frowin froot at ur brover

The produce section has always been pretty touchy for me too...oh uhh..

They just make those whole foods boys so hot now......is it a requirement?

Sorry. Being "sensitive" now. "Nice."

Now if you will be kind enough to explain the vegatable and your mama story. What in the hell happened there?



lol!@ Zen......

Somehow, Spexx, I think you shouldn't throw fruit with your mouth full, brother or no brother, sister or something in between. That's just... odd. :p

"and then a pineapple fell upon his head."
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lookout...I grieve with thee...thank goodness a limp pickle was not the cause of your brother's demise, for surely then, some real explaining may have been called for...[/COLOR]