You Park Like an A-hole!

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

Check out the gallery. Besure and print out some fake tickets to make your point. :D

Yep, some people are fucking hopeless. They shit me to tears.

Include a check box that says "And you've done this more than once around here -- you're fucking hopeless. Rude, too."

Must be going around. I ran across badparking.org recently too.

**NOTE: youparklikeanasshole.com does not support
making the notices provided into stickers in the intent
to adhere said notices onto offending assholes.**

:lol2:

so...you're supposed to print and carry these things around with you? Is there a keep your fucking litter off of my windshield dot com website?

There is one for wheelchair parking where you take a photo of them (like with your phone, etc) and the site posts them publicly and sends the pic to their local police department.
From what I understand the police response has been picking-up.
There are also "tickets" for you to print-out to put under their wiper.
The worst for me are the dick-heads that park in the loading area next to my van so my ramp can't open and let me into it.
The bag people that stack a ton of carts in there are just as bad also.

I'm to the point now to where I am about to "just not see the car there"... my ramp is 1/4" steel and hydraulic, oops. :rolleyes:

I'm glad I moved away from Leicester before I saw this site.
Impolite parking makes me froth at the mouth and Leicester seemed to be having a 5 year long festival of it.

Hmmm, I wonder if London is really that much better, or whether it's the fact I am back on my meds :)

rkzenrage;394300 wrote:

I'm to the point now to where I am about to "just not see the car there"... my ramp is 1/4" steel and hydraulic, oops. :rolleyes:

I wonder why (and if) you haven't done that already.

I also wonder, if they took you to court, and you counter sued for damage to your ramp ... what would the law say?

Wanna be the test case?

Also RK, I'm still wondering if tasers work on bears. You being in Florida, bears might be a bit scarce, but I'm also curious to know if they work on gators. Just in case, you know... Wanna try it for me and let me know?

The hate mail is pretty funny - apparently these things always get put on innocent people's cars (although I do tend to think think there's a difference between a bad park job and true asshole move.)

Please enlighten me as to the difference between a bad parking job and an asshole move?
If you choose to drive like shit, you are an asshole.

I have put these on a few cars. Usually as a joke to someone I know.

ZenGum;394359 wrote:

I wonder why (and if) you haven't done that already.

I also wonder, if they took you to court, and you counter sued for damage to your ramp ... what would the law say?

Wanna be the test case?

Also RK, I'm still wondering if tasers work on bears. You being in Florida, bears might be a bit scarce, but I'm also curious to know if they work on gators. Just in case, you know... Wanna try it for me and let me know?

Taser... their hair and skin are too thick. Pepper spray works. Gators... no way, guns hardly work on them.

It would not damage my ramp at all, it is built to hit concrete constantly.
I did not see their car, it was parked in a loading zone... sue me for what?
Why have I not done it yet? Not sick of it enough yet... but I'm getting there.
Went to Cypress Gardens recently for a graduation and there were two dozen disabled parking spots. Not one person had a disabled tag who was in the spot and every loading zone was full.
I am now to the point where I am taking photos of the cars with my phone and uploading them to the site and calling the cops on them and if they block me in from now on... I may just not see them. I am done.
I used to make excuses... there are NONE. It is always intentional and their choosing to say that their convenience is more important than someone else's safety and suffering.

My gripe is not as good as yours, but I'll say it again: why don't they have pregnant parking anymore? For instance, Tom Thumb used to have the "Stork Club" parking, now they have 15 minute parking for Starbucks customers. Directly in front of the store - closer than the handicapped spots.

There's a Starbucks inside the Tom Thumb, but (hilariously) there's another standalone Starbucks right out in front of the Tom Thumb, about fifty yards away. With it's very own Starbucks parking lot.

Anyway, my pregnant wife (third trimester and carrying a 1yo in her arms) either has to waddle across the parking lot, through traffic, or park "illegally" in the special Starbucks parking spots. Guess where she parks.

Oh, and also Tom Thumb doesn't have a changing table in their bathrooms. And this is the fancy (expensive) store.

Our local Wal-Mart still has pregnant parking.

Flint wrote:

Oh, and also Tom Thumb doesn't have a changing table in their bathrooms. And this is the fancy (expensive) store.

Now that's amazing. Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall? That's often the only place with enough wall space available. Also, is there maybe a second bathroom somewhere? I thought my grocery store didn't have one until I politely complained to customer service about it and they told me I had actually been using the employee bathrooms, the other bathroom that I didn't know about was much larger and had a changing table in it.

rkzenrage;394454 wrote:

Our local Wal-Mart still has pregnant parking.

That's good news. There will soon be more spaces.

Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall?

Fucked-up place for it.

Flint;394445 wrote:

My gripe is not as good as yours, but I'll say it again: why don't they have pregnant parking anymore? For instance, Tom Thumb used to have the "Stork Club" parking, now they have 15 minute parking for Starbucks customers. Directly in front of the store - closer than the handicapped spots.

There's a Starbucks inside the Tom Thumb, but (hilariously) there's another standalone Starbucks right out in front of the Tom Thumb, about fifty yards away. With it's very own Starbucks parking lot.

Anyway, my pregnant wife (third trimester and carrying a 1yo in her arms) either has to waddle across the parking lot, through traffic, or park "illegally" in the special Starbucks parking spots. Guess where she parks.

Oh, and also Tom Thumb doesn't have a changing table in their bathrooms. And this is the fancy (expensive) store.

I suspect because people who just found out that they were pregnant would be legally able to use them. A woman in her first trimester may not need the space as much as one in her third, granted, but it does not say for women in their third trimester only. And how do you prove it? Carry around a copy of your +HCG labs?

And how do you prove it?

It's pretty hard to miss.

Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall?

Fucked-up place for it.

ha ha ha

Seriously, no good can come of it.
It can take me a long time to do my stuff, especially if I am having a bad day.
I would feel bad for some poor guy with his messed-up kid having to wait on me because of some idiot manager/owner who was brain-dead enough to put it in the disabled stall.
Then again, I may have to go very badly. Sometimes I get diarrhea when I am in a lot of pain, combo of the stress of pain and the extra meds. Having to wait for someone to change their kid is equally FUBAR.
The whole situation is fucked... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

rkzenrage;394529 wrote:

The whole situation is fucked... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

Architect/Safety/Squeemish people.

Can't get a changing thingy in a regular sized cubicle. Choice is handwashing area or disabled cubicle. Go figure. And, of course, children disable you -hence the need for handicapped-like spaces for up-the-duffers.

All the ones I used when my son was small was out in the open.

Flint;394524 wrote:

Quote:
And how do you prove it?

It's pretty hard to miss.

Really?????

So what you are telling me is that G1P0 female who is 2 weeks prego looks prego in your eyes? Cool!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, how about a 300 pound woman in her third trimester, you can tell her apart from a 320 pound woman who is not prego???

:headshake

rkzenrage;394553 wrote:

All the ones I used when my son was small was out in the open.

And no-one complained? You got lucky.

Honestly I would not remember if they did. I would have told them to get fucked. You forget how "caring and compassionate" I am about other's feeling when it comes to their getting into my shit.

I don't. But I know how quick stores can be to compy to the wishes of the squeakiest wheels.

Perhaps I should carry a crow-bar around in my back-pack (should that be wheel-pack?) and tear the ones in the disabled stalls off the wall?
*squeak*

that'd work

Clodfobble;394461 wrote:

Now that's amazing. Is it maybe hidden in the handicapped stall?

rkzenrage;394464 wrote:

Fucked-up place for it.

Absolutely. The handicapped toilet (in nightclubs at any rate) is referred to as "the boardroom" and is the location of choice for couples looking for a bit of privacy for a quickie. Damn it would put you off to have someone changing their baby while you were at it. And having RK pounding on the door and shooting the hinges off ... way to spoil the mood, dude.

rkzenrage;394529 wrote:

... what kind of mouth-breather thinks that is a good idea?

monster;394540 wrote:

Architect/Safety/Squeemish people.

You forgot: manager.

Apologies to any cellarite managers. I am sure you do a good job.

ZenGum;394641 wrote:

Absolutely. The handicapped toilet (in nightclubs at any rate) is referred to as "the boardroom" and is the location of choice for couples looking for a bit of privacy for a quickie. Damn it would put you off to have someone changing their baby while you were at it. And having RK pounding on the door and shooting the hinges off ... way to spoil the mood, dude.

Nightclubs sell alcohol... I don't carry in them. I would wait for them to touch the metal stall wall and tase them through it. :right:

rkzenrage;394855 wrote:

Nightclubs sell alcohol... I don't carry in them. I would wait for them to touch the metal stall wall and tase them through it. :right:

Nice technique! Subtle but still effective. Maybe you could tase through the door handle - would that work?
Still, it might mean it would take even longer to get to answer your call of nature. weigh it up.

d'oh! wish I'd seen this when we lived in our condo

ZenGum;394866 wrote:

Nice technique! Subtle but still effective. Maybe you could tase through the door handle - would that work?
Still, it might mean it would take even longer to get to answer your call of nature. weigh it up.

You don't think the shock would help them "finish-up"?

rkzenrage;396527 wrote:

You don't think the shock would help them "finish-up"?

Yeah, all over the floor. You really wanna be cruising through that?

You don't go to the same clubs I do... you don't even look at the floor.

Saw this last week in San Fransisco...took this photo seconds before he flipped me off...so sad I didn't get that in the pic!!!

Yznhymr;397204 wrote:

Saw this last week in San Fransisco...took this photo seconds before he flipped me off...so sad I didn't get that in the pic!!!

Are the flashers on? It looks like they might be. If so, then it's OK. You can park on a sidewalk or even between tables in the dining area of an outdoor cafe as long as you leave your flashers on.

MMMMmmmmmm Trader Joes....

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