Smilies we need

The smilie menu here at the Cellar is very impressive, but already I have gone looking for smilies and couldn't find one to suit. So I thought I'd start a thread where we can suggest smilies we'd like to see. Maybe some creative tech-savvy type will then make them (i.e. I don't have a clue how to).
Some smilies I want to see:
* Big dick (this is the one I needed, and I still can't believe there isn't one)
* Roman Emperor (toga, laurel wreath)
* Rodan's Thinker (chin on hand pose)
* Wall licker (lead paint/ brain damage reference)
* Torn apart by wild dogs
* Masturbating
* Suicide bomber
* Rolling in a pile of cash
* Nuclear blast
* Flashing buttocks (well, we already have a breast flash :ggw: )
* Dinosaur
* Headjob (and who doesn't need a headjob now and then?)

No doubt there will be plenty more. Let em roll! :typing:

Well I tried. The following new smilies have been added, including 4 (four!) different types of blowjobs, a little community, and a fine coffee animation.

:hedfone:

:mock:

:cheerldr:

:artist:
:redcard:

:headbag:

:coffee2:

:kettle:
:lolsign:

:urinal:

:knockdup:

:sniper:
:blownup:
:bj4:

:bj2:
:bj3:

:bj:

:moon:
:folks:

:jail:

Oh yes, and a jagoff, a "mad" moon and a "omg they figured me out run away"

:jagoff:


:madmoon:


:runaway:

Cool , now is there ANY way to organize them ?????

I LOVE them!

4 different types of blow jobs?

engaging in a little wishful thinking, are we?

it's seems I'm always looking for smilies that aren't there, but the only one I can think of right now is a pirate.

Forgot a few

:magnum:

:wheelchr:

:eaty:

Four head jobs in one day! Whoohooo!
Thanks Undertoad! Let me rephrase that. Thanks for the smilies, Undertoad.

:notworthy

Still hoping for a big dick smilie, damn I've needed it twice already. This fact worries me.

We are unworthy of your greatness, we must all worship the Undertoad.

All hail the King of Toads!

now if I could only get in the habit of using anything but winks and smiles in my posts I'd be excited too. lol

LOL me too! I rarely use smilies. Half the time they don't even show as smilies when I've typed em (;p) I just can't get into the habit of breaking off from typing and going to find a smilie:P

:alien: that's my problem too.

DanaC;392847 wrote:

LOL me too! I rarely use smilies. Half the time they don't even show as smilies when I've typed em (;p) I just can't get into the habit of breaking off from typing and going to find a smilie:P

Dana, the "ppphhblttt" smilie here is lowercase p. If you're up for a bit of (really easy) research, get the smilie page up, hit the desired one, minimize smilie page and see what it looks like in text.

My hard-to-find one was always the popcorn one -- colon corn colon. No spaces.

:corn: <--like that

:cock: or or ?

or maybe one of them should be :lumberjim:

Also...why is our only sperm unhappy?:sadsperm:

The big-balloon-headed one ought to spin, I say.

Urbane Guerrilla;392909 wrote:

The big-balloon-headed one ought to spin, I say.

You want LJ to turn DJ?

oh geez...you guys crack me up! :alien:

We need a cracking up smiley.......

How about a "Shut the fuck up and agree with me, I'm on the rag" smiley?

Or is that too specialized?

I once really needed a pope smilie, and this :dunce: is the closest I could find.

lumberjim;392899 wrote:

:cock: or or ?

A dancing dick. Now that's just what I needed to start my day. Damn, he's got some funky moves too. :D

Urbane Guerrilla;392926 wrote:

Or is that too specialized?

If we have four different blowjob smilies, I think Monster's suggestion isn't too specialized.

In other words, shut the fuck up and agree with her, cause she's on the rag.

Notice, though, that we have plenty of fellatio smilies, but no cunnilingus smilies. Is this because of (1) patriarchal repression, (2) prudishness, or (3) the fact that most smiley-making technogeeks are male? Or (4) she's on the rag and ... :vomitblu:

I'm going to vote 1 and 3.

lol...that's from sex and the city. probably other places I suppose, but that's where I saw it first.

Razzmatazz13;392905 wrote:

or maybe one of them should be :lumberjim:

Also...why is our only sperm unhappy?:sadsperm:

I had wondered that too. Loneliness?

He's the loser one

all the others already found happiness with an egg

Am I being blind or do we really not have an angel/halo smiley? I know we don't need it all that often down here in the cellar, but......

:angel: it's hard to see.

ah. blindness then. thanks

None so blind as those who will not see...

Of course they won't see, they're effing blind, you twerp.


But why does the alien smiley :alien: in the menu look different from the one you get. In the menu it looks like Kang from the Simpsons, but when used comes out like the typical X-files alien. I presumed the whole menu would be a self-referential system delivering a WYSIWYG result.

I know ... it's an ALIEN CONSPIRACY! We must make our stand here, Cellarians! :tinfoil:

The smilies are now in categories: standard, characters, symbols, small animations, big animations, flags.

alien :alien: and alien2 :alien2: are now separate.

dude, you read my mind....

Aliantha;393046 wrote:

all the others already found happiness with an egg

ALL the others with AN egg???

That slut.

New smilies make me smiley! Thanks!

:biggrinpi :rasta:
Thank you sir Toad , you :devil:

Aside from the dining-at-the-Y smilie, it may be that most cunnilingus conceals the mouth, kind of killing the smiliness...?

ZenGum;393433 wrote:

ALL the others with AN egg???

That slut.

Shades of Larry Niven's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex -- Why Superman Can't Get A Girl. Read it through to see what I'm driving at.

I love the "red card". I use that one myself in match's every now and then. :D

:folks: makes me think of the "clique" threads.

My personal favorites include: :biggrinba :ninja: :artist: :rainfro: :lobstah: :wolf: :fsm: :keys: :hide:

I am pretty sure most of these have been around for a while, though.

And some more I'd like to see:

bitchslap
arrow striking target
eaten by crocodile
hari kari
hit by bus
warm friendly hug (we have group hug and hug'n'kiss, we need something in between)
jumping on the bandwagon
Hung by the heels over a vat of liquefied heads (ok, probably won't need that one again)
tased (can't believe we don't have this one)

Undertoad, can you please embed the big dick smilies that LJ found?

How about this guy?

Can we add a sympathy hug?

I think I have posted some before ....but these are some of my favorites....

How about a motorboat with the, ahem, trolling motor engaged?

SteveDallas;394965 wrote:

How about a motorboat with the, ahem, trolling motor engaged?

Boom boom. :)

But we definitely need a troll smiley.

Isn't it "Hasta La Vista"?

omg

welcome back staceyv!

Wow, it's Stacey! Welcome back:)

:) Wow, you guys have good memories!

Don't sell yourself short, you make a big impression.

Welcome back, Stacey!! Maybe the new smilies will encourage you to stay a while? :rainfro:

Are you kidding?
Waitressing, wedding and wee tiny dogs- you're pretty much unforgettable!
(did your hair grow back btw?)

Moi... unforgettable? :blush:

Yes! My hair grew back!! It is past my shoulders and I bleached it blonde. I am having more fun, too! :)

WHALE PENIS SMILEY

although I don't know what it would look like.

Here are two that I like.

I dunno, the lil guys are too quiet for my taste... I'd prefer them yelling a bit.