I'm Not Leaving the Cellar...

...but I'm pretty fucking sick of all the bad vibes, hostility and general "holier than thou so fuck you" attitudes I keep stumbling across. Somebody blow somebody so we can all calm the fuck down and get on with grooviness.

That is all.

dibs on being the blowee!

Yeah! I'm tired of all you fucking jerks acting like fucking jerks! Quit posting stupid shit and post some good shit god damn it!
There.... that'll learn ya bastards...

lumberjim;390753 wrote:

dibs on being the blowee!

Oh yoo-hoo!

:rotflol:

Get the camera out, jinx!!!

it's just skin.

jinx;390757 wrote:

Yeah! I'm tired of all you fucking jerks acting like fucking jerks! Quit posting stupid shit and post some good shit god damn it!
There.... that'll learn ya bastards...

Yeah! All these motherfuckin' assholes yappin' their stupid goddamn mouths with a bunch of negative bullshit, and bitchin' about everybody else!

Fuck those fuckers!

ch-yeah rite

Feckless diffident twats. Hell yea. Kill me first, then I will never come back.

Elspode;390751 wrote:

...but I'm pretty fucking sick of all the bad vibes, hostility and general "holier than thou so fuck you" attitudes I keep stumbling across. Somebody blow somebody so we can all calm the fuck down and get on with grooviness.

That is all.

Thank you sir. But as you can see, the moon phase or the seasonal change, or maybe too much exercise, has stirred up excess testosterone or adrenaline or something.

I've called the SPCA for the loan of a belt-fed tranquilizer dart gun.

Elspode;390751 wrote:

...but I'm pretty fucking sick of all the bad vibes, hostility and general "holier than thou so fuck you" attitudes I keep stumbling across.

This from someone who's C.U.T. is "Absolute Fabulous." :headshake

What the fuck is C.U.T.?

Custom User Title

He was assigned that... and it's appropriate.

xoxoxoBruce;390848 wrote:

Thank you sir. But as you can see, the moon phase or the seasonal change, or maybe too much exercise, has stirred up excess testosterone or adrenaline or something.

I've called the SPCA for the loan of a belt-fed tranquilizer dart gun.

I've check Wikipedia...testosterone nor adrenaline nor exercise are known to cause brain damage.

SPCA - Society to Punish Cellar Asshats?

:D

Well golly gee. The tranqilizer dart sure worked. Now there are no more intercoursing rectum orifices saying unintelligent intercoursing excrement any more.
Or,
Maybe it was the blow job.

[COLOR=Gray]Shhh - the music stopped and nobody is dancing.[/COLOR]

And we're all watching YOU

HungLikeJesus;391128 wrote:

[COLOR=Gray]Shhh - the music stopped and nobody is dancing.[/COLOR]

And we're all watching YOU

I'm honored.

That's what you get for being in the Cellar wearing just one sock.

HungLikeJesus;391134 wrote:

That's what you get for being in the Cellar wearing just one sock.

All anybody wants to talk about is sox.

you can't live your life without sox

HungLikeJesus;391134 wrote:

That's what you get for being in the Cellar wearing just one sock.

It's not so much the one sock, it's the where he's wearing it. Especially if he's a she.

Hey Ep! Put everyone on ignore. :)

It's a very undervalued feature here at the cellar.

With everyone blocked out you can comment on the last item that you posted.

With everyone on ignore....you own the cellar. :D

Jinx found a photo of my husband and I on a 'night on the town' it appears.........not sure how you guys do it!

I understand Jinx is quite the quick hand with the screenshot. You never should have posted that thing in the damn philosophy forum. Now you've done it! :eek:

Cicero;391219 wrote:

Jinx found a photo of my husband and I on a 'night on the town' it appears.........not sure how you guys do it!

Sometimes we use the left hand just to make it seem like we are getting some strange, but mostly we just use the right hand... and lots of lube.