Clique Agenda Item #792, Parts C-E

Flint • Sep 27, 2007 5:05 pm
Attn: Members of the Conspiracy

[list][*]Boycott this thread: "US Military Treatment Of Atheists"

[*]Reminder: Keep hammering away at Spexx. He'll crack soon.

[*]Also, nobody ask about Shawnee. She's dead to us.[/list]

Edit: WHY CAN I SEE THIS ON THE MAIN BOARD?!
Spexxvet • Sep 27, 2007 5:11 pm
Flint;389911 wrote:
Attn: Members of the Conspiracy

Boycott this thread: "US Military Treatment Of Atheists" by rkz.

Reminder: Keep hammering away at Spexx. He'll crack soon.

Also, nobody ask about Shawnee. She's dead to us.


Eat limperjizm's dick. :drool:
Flint • Sep 27, 2007 5:17 pm
Central Command, we have unfriendlies in the Agenda Thread zone! Do you authorize deadly force? Repeat, do you authorize deadly force?
HungLikeJesus • Sep 27, 2007 5:23 pm
Without Shawnee, the Cellar is 11% less funny.

If Flint left, we'd loose another 13% - maybe more.
Flint • Sep 27, 2007 5:25 pm
This is not debatable, Citizen. Exit this thread immediately. You're meddling with things that you don't need to know about.
Sundae • Sep 27, 2007 5:27 pm
Is there a refreshment break on the Clique Agenda?
glatt • Sep 27, 2007 5:32 pm
Speaking of Shawnee, I noticed that in a couple of threads, she deleted attachments the day before she left. I wonder if she deleted all her attachments everywhere?

I doubt she is coming back, but I hope she will change her mind.
lookout123 • Sep 27, 2007 5:34 pm
someone who deletes their input before the storm out can stay gone as far as i care. that's just one step on the road to being mari***ko.
Cloud • Sep 27, 2007 5:35 pm
you've been infiltrated!

(hums Mission Impossible theme. with sound effects.)
DanaC • Sep 27, 2007 5:42 pm
Shawnee went?
Spexxvet • Sep 27, 2007 5:44 pm
lookout123;389937 wrote:
someone who deletes their input before the storm out can stay gone as far as i care. that's just one step on the road to being mari***ko.

Or Bruce.
lookout123 • Sep 27, 2007 5:48 pm
when did bruce storm off, never to return?
HungLikeJesus • Sep 27, 2007 5:52 pm
Flint;389930 wrote:
This is not debatable, Citizen. Exit this thread immediately. You're meddling with things that you don't need to know about.


How did you know it was me under the white hood?
HungLikeJesus • Sep 27, 2007 5:54 pm
lookout123;389946 wrote:
when did bruce storm off, never to return?


About 4 hours ago.
theotherguy • Sep 27, 2007 5:56 pm
HungLikeJesus;389951 wrote:
About 4 hours ago.


Where is that post? I missed it.
TheMercenary • Sep 27, 2007 7:11 pm
theotherguy;389953 wrote:
Where is that post? I missed it.


Yea, where is that? bruce is cool.
Bullitt • Sep 27, 2007 7:11 pm
Flint;389930 wrote:
This is not debatable, Citizen. Exit this thread immediately. You're meddling with things that you don't need to know about.


You tell him comrade.
Spexxvet • Sep 27, 2007 7:51 pm
Awhile back. He didn't storm off - he deleted a bunch of his stuff and disappeared for awhile.
lumberjim • Sep 28, 2007 10:52 pm
clique meeting in gabbly.....cool kids only!
Elspode • Sep 29, 2007 2:16 am
If anything that is going on here on The Cellar has run Bruce off, then fucking *everyone* here needs to step the fuck back, take a really deep breath, and figure out how to pull their heads out of their asses. Really.
Urbane Guerrilla • Sep 29, 2007 5:09 am
Sundae Girl;389933 wrote:
Is there a refreshment break on the Clique Agenda?


I know! I know! Let's have sundaes!

But leave the pickles. No pickles with ice cream and chocolate sauce topped with nuts.
Griff • Sep 29, 2007 7:35 am
Elspode;390403 wrote:
If anything that is going on here on The Cellar has run Bruce off, then fucking *everyone* here needs to step the fuck back, take a really deep breath, and figure out how to pull their heads out of their asses. Really.


Bruce is in the House.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 29, 2007 12:19 pm
And I've got a gun.
DanaC • Sep 29, 2007 4:15 pm
Is it a party gun that fires a flag with the word "BANG!!" on it?

*really hopes it is*
bluecuracao • Sep 29, 2007 4:21 pm
I bet it's a SuperSoaker, the one that comes with the special fire hydrant attachment.
DanaC • Sep 29, 2007 4:25 pm
Oh wow! man that'd be so cool.
Spexxvet • Sep 29, 2007 4:27 pm
bluecuracao;390523 wrote:
I bet it's a SuperSoaker, the one that comes with the special fire hydrant attachment.


Knowing Bruce, it'd be filled with his own body fluid. Gives new meaning to pissed off.
bluecuracao • Sep 29, 2007 5:52 pm
But that wouldn't be cool...
Cloud • Sep 29, 2007 5:55 pm
ewww . . .
DanaC • Sep 29, 2007 6:09 pm
hell no...
DanaC • Sep 29, 2007 6:10 pm
Maybe if we just dispensed with the guns and used party poppers instead?
bluecuracao • Sep 29, 2007 6:14 pm
Nooooo...I had a bad childhood experience with those, and they still scare me.
DanaC • Sep 29, 2007 6:16 pm
hmm....okay.....waterpistols have been spoiled by the whole Golden Showers thing...party poppers are out... oh hey! We could just go totally leftfield and get us some balloon animals! Fuck yeah, balloon dogs and balloon giraffes...hey! Balloon fighting dogs! Totally cool.
lookout123 • Sep 29, 2007 6:37 pm
oh please no. i had a very poor experience with a clown and a balloon dog once.
rkzenrage • Sep 29, 2007 8:00 pm
Flint;389911 wrote:
Attn: Members of the Conspiracy

[list][*]Boycott this thread: "US Military Treatment Of Atheists"

[*]Reminder: Keep hammering away at Spexx. He'll crack soon.

[*]Also, nobody ask about Shawnee. She's dead to us.[/list]

Edit: WHY CAN I SEE THIS ON THE MAIN BOARD?!


Boycott... you are so pathetic.:D
HungLikeJesus • Sep 29, 2007 8:06 pm
rkzenrage;390596 wrote:
Boycott... you are so pathetic.:D


I agree - it should be Mancott.
Aliantha • Sep 30, 2007 1:58 am
Oh, and here's some more.
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 1:59 am
yay! aren't you smart! you found another one! very excellent of you!
Aliantha • Sep 30, 2007 2:15 am
What's wrong with you Jimbo? You don't seem to have been having a very nice few days.
DucksNuts • Sep 30, 2007 6:02 am
You two are so cute and shit...I just want to donk your heads together :)
TheMercenary • Sep 30, 2007 9:54 am
DanaC;390524 wrote:
Oh wow! man that'd be so cool.
Fun times near my town every year:

Tybee Island Beach Bum Parade

http://savannahnow.com/node/286075

http://travel.yahoo.com/p-reviews-2822738-prod-travelguide-action-read-ratings_and_reviews-i

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevtis/525560619/

http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/34709834/m/827009214831
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 5:43 pm
Aliantha;390655 wrote:
What's wrong with you Jimbo? You don't seem to have been having a very nice few days.



what's wrong with me? nothing. I'm the same me. what's with you trailing along after the dust is starting to settle and looking down your nose at the involved? since it has exactly nothing to do with you other than shitting up the cellar with the ruckus, .....what is it that you're accomplishing by bumping the threads?

it's something you seem to do as a pattern, I notice. That's why I'm being glib towards you. And as far as what kind of days i've had.....thursday friday and saturday were all 3 brutal at work, and mostly full of bullshit on here. a troll (for the second time) posts a long rant about how the cellar sucks and that its all my fault...and some of you cocksuckers believe him!?) and then Friday it settles down......and Saturday, spexxvet starts foaming at the mouth and talking shit about jinx......which is just retarded. And makes me see red.... so, it starts to cool off a bit....and you wanna come along and act superior and 'above it' ....whilst poking it with a stick.

I continue to be a magnet for strife because I trust my bullshit-o-meter and call people on lies. No one else seems to have the balls AND the lack of restraint that I have. I don't care if i offend Happy Monkey or DanaC or YOU. I gotta be me.

PS. I'm totally just 'taking the piss out of you' here. don't get all crazy.
DanaC • Sep 30, 2007 5:46 pm
Why'd I warrant an honourable mention in that post? I haven't exactly been getting on your case about shit.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 30, 2007 6:57 pm
'Cause he's got the hots for you, Dana.
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 7:08 pm
DanaC;390732 wrote:
Why'd I warrant an honourable mention in that post? I haven't exactly been getting on your case about shit.


i was just thinking of people that took the position that jeb was wronged by my hurtful words....and i recall reading your post early in that thread. could have as easily said ibram or lookout or V.


and...i have the hots for you.
DanaC • Sep 30, 2007 8:37 pm
Now see that's the kind of clique I'm talkin' about :P

But just because I'm a pedantic cow, I have to point out that I didn't say I found your treatment of Jeb offensive. I did reiterate the fact i thought you could be a bit of a twat at times, but then again can't we all?


[eta] hmm. Thinking about it, I don't know what impact that word has over there. I don't know if your usage would be slightly different than ours. Over here it can be used as a very serious insult (e.g "That bloke's a total twat") but it can also be used as a fairly inoffensive word amongst mates (eg "You daft twat" or "don't be a twat") but that varies somewhat regionally I think.
Aliantha • Sep 30, 2007 8:47 pm
lumberjim;390730 wrote:
what's wrong with me? nothing. I'm the same me. what's with you trailing along after the dust is starting to settle and looking down your nose at the involved? since it has exactly nothing to do with you other than shitting up the cellar with the ruckus, .....what is it that you're accomplishing by bumping the threads?

it's something you seem to do as a pattern, I notice. That's why I'm being glib towards you. And as far as what kind of days i've had.....thursday friday and saturday were all 3 brutal at work, and mostly full of bullshit on here. a troll (for the second time) posts a long rant about how the cellar sucks and that its all my fault...and some of you cocksuckers believe him!?) and then Friday it settles down......and Saturday, spexxvet starts foaming at the mouth and talking shit about jinx......which is just retarded. And makes me see red.... so, it starts to cool off a bit....and you wanna come along and act superior and 'above it' ....whilst poking it with a stick.

I continue to be a magnet for strife because I trust my bullshit-o-meter and call people on lies. No one else seems to have the balls AND the lack of restraint that I have. I don't care if i offend Happy Monkey or DanaC or YOU. I gotta be me.

PS. I'm totally just 'taking the piss out of you' here. don't get all crazy.


OK, so just because I happen to not be online I'm not allowed to contribute to the bullshit that's been spewed all over the place in my absence? I think I have as much right to contribute bullshit as you do Jimbo.

As to poking it with a stick, the only person I was poking was you, and you took the bait beautifully didn't you? Yeah I was following your trail of foam all over the board because one thread lead to another and then another, and you were in the thick of it all, even when it didn't concern you.

If you don't like people responding to your posts, maybe you should post them in a PM. :)
Flint • Sep 30, 2007 8:52 pm
Peter Griffin wrote:
You can't spell overreact without ovary.
Cloud • Sep 30, 2007 8:53 pm
I am not a cocksucker.

Oh, wait . . .

I am.
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 8:57 pm
Aliantha;390778 wrote:
OK, so just because I happen to not be online I'm not allowed to contribute to the bullshit that's been spewed all over the place in my absence? I think I have as much right to contribute bullshit as you do Jimbo.

As to poking it with a stick, the only person I was poking was you, and you took the bait beautifully didn't you? Yeah I was following your trail of foam all over the board because one thread lead to another and then another, and you were in the thick of it all, even when it didn't concern you.

If you don't like people responding to your posts, maybe you should post them in a PM. :)


you're defending your right to contribute to the bullshit now? did you not just say that you've learned to ignore this kind of thing? wasnt the tone of your posts that you smelled shit?

I'm fine with you expressing your opinion. just don;t act all friggin high and mighty and 'above' this kind of thing when, in truth, you get off on it.

this kind of thing is your bag, baby.

oh, it's 'led' in that context. lead is a metal.

the only thing that didnt concern me was when spex was trying to provoke jinx.....and she;s my wife...so i get a little protective. my bad.

i love it when people respond to my posts. especially you.

say some more stupid shit now.
DanaC • Sep 30, 2007 9:03 pm
Oh for fuck's sake. Will everybody just fucking stop it!? Please...

I'm logging off to go to bed...please don't spill any blood on the Cellar floor. It's really disturbing to get up to of a morning.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 30, 2007 9:05 pm
Jim, kick the neighbors cat, have a drink, roll one, play the guitar, chill.
DucksNuts • Sep 30, 2007 9:14 pm
I have a band aid on my vagina.
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 9:17 pm
i refuse to chill. i will not go calmly into the night! you can't handle the truth! the only thing we have to fear is fear itself!
TheMercenary • Sep 30, 2007 9:20 pm
DanaC;390773 wrote:
[eta] hmm. Thinking about it, I don't know what impact that word has over there. I don't know if your usage would be slightly different than ours. Over here it can be used as a very serious insult (e.g "That bloke's a total twat") but it can also be used as a fairly inoffensive word amongst mates (eg "You daft twat" or "don't be a twat") but that varies somewhat regionally I think.

Twats are good. Well unless you are a dude with one.
Cloud • Sep 30, 2007 9:48 pm
TheMercenary;390800 wrote:
Twats are good. Well unless you are a dude with one.


LOL! My friend the porn star? He's the "man with a .pussy." FTM transsexual porn.

Really nice guy, too, and married to one of the most interesting, wonderful woman I've ever known.

Like I always say, there's something for everyone!
DucksNuts • Sep 30, 2007 9:53 pm
Helfuckingloo.

I said vagina!
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 9:59 pm
yeah....but you also said bandaid.
Aliantha • Sep 30, 2007 10:12 pm
Jimbo;390784 wrote:


say some more stupid shit now.


I wouldn't want to steal your thunder Jimbo. ;) You go ahead and keep the limelight for yourself.

BTW, would you like some cheese with your whine?
Elspode • Sep 30, 2007 10:29 pm
DucksNuts;390815 wrote:
Helfuckingloo.

I said vagina!


Pictures. We need pictures. Purely for verification purposes, and because we're interested in your...injury.
Aliantha • Sep 30, 2007 10:34 pm
Why do you have a bandaid on your vagina Ducksy?
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 10:34 pm
MY whine!? why you!
Aliantha • Sep 30, 2007 10:37 pm
lol...why you what?
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 10:43 pm
i don;t know. how the fuck should I know. That's the only part of the saying I ever heard!
Undertoad • Sep 30, 2007 11:41 pm
"Why you i oughta", is the compleat phrase
lumberjim • Sep 30, 2007 11:50 pm
oughta what?
monster • Sep 30, 2007 11:53 pm
oughta mobile?
Spexxvet • Oct 1, 2007 9:11 am
lumberjim;390730 wrote:
...call people on lies. No one else seems to have the balls AND the lack of restraint that I have. ...


Except when it's your husband doing the lying, Pussywhipped.
Spexxvet • Oct 1, 2007 9:16 am
limpjizm;390784 wrote:
...the only thing that didnt concern me was when spex was trying to provoke jinx.....and she;s my wife...so i get a little [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"]PUSSYWHIPPED[/SIZE][/COLOR]
...

I wasn't trying to "provoke" skanx, I was calling him on bullshit and lies. Since you don't have the balls for it.

limpjizm;390730 wrote:
...and call people on lies. No one else seems to have the balls AND the lack of restraint that I have. ...

Bullshit, or lie.
BigV • Oct 1, 2007 10:53 am
weed.
Skanx • Oct 1, 2007 11:05 am
Big V needs THE TREATMENT.
lumberjim • Oct 1, 2007 11:07 am
seriously, dude. cool off. cmon.
Spexxvet • Oct 1, 2007 11:26 am
lumberjim;390953 wrote:
seriously, dude. cool off. cmon.


Now we all have to play by limpjizm's schedule. When he's seeing red, it's ok to post angry posts. Now that *he's* over it, everybody else should be over it. Fuck you. Try cooling it with Ali and Sky, and everybody else you're not cool to, then eat skanx's dick. I'll cool off when I choose to cool off, not when some pussywhipped coward tells me to. I'll tell you what - I'll cool off if you start a thread titled "jinx is a cunt", and post some of the lies and bullshit of hers that your finely tuned detector identifies. k? bye.
lookout123 • Oct 1, 2007 11:28 am
I'll cool off if you start a thread titled "jinx is a cunt", and post some of the lies and bullshit of hers that your finely tuned detector identifies. k? bye.


this will definitely help to reduce the tension around here. seriously spexxvet just drop it for awhile.
Spexxvet • Oct 1, 2007 11:45 am
lookout123;390960 wrote:
... seriously spexxvet just drop it for awhile.


Are you saying it's enough? How do you know it's enough? :D
BigV • Oct 1, 2007 11:51 am
Hey.

You're shitting where I eat. Stop it. Not a threat. Not a request. A fact.

This shit must stop. I hope you are the one to stop it. Please do so, immediately.
Ibby • Oct 1, 2007 11:56 am
spex, you are not funny, you are not amusing, you're not witty or snarky or cute or in any way shape or form positive. you're just being a whiney, petulant, bratty little bitch. nobody appreciates it.

Can it before The Clique votes to unanimously put you on our ignore lists.
DanaC • Oct 1, 2007 12:53 pm
Spexx, now'd be a good time to drop the hostilities.
monster • Oct 1, 2007 1:26 pm
I don't suppose there's a chance that Spexx' account has been hijacked by person or persons known or unknown with malevolent intent? I mean, not only is this "lunacy" out of character, but so is the posting schedule, isn't it? I didn't used to notice him posting a lot during the day. Maybe?
Spexxvet • Oct 1, 2007 2:33 pm
I'll stop when I'm good and ready.

Ok, I'm good and ready now. But only because impartial voices have made the request.
Flint • Oct 1, 2007 2:36 pm
Wait, I didn't get to use this cartoon yet:
Spexxvet • Oct 1, 2007 3:55 pm
Flint;391035 wrote:
Wait, I didn't get to use this cartoon yet:


Instigator!
Flint • Oct 1, 2007 4:16 pm
Who, me? :::shocked:::
Clodfobble • Oct 1, 2007 5:04 pm
I gotta say Flint, the legs and left arm of the big guy are pretty shoddy; I've come to expect better from you.
lumberjim • Oct 1, 2007 5:07 pm
obviously cartoonus interruptus
Flint • Oct 1, 2007 5:19 pm
less is more
SteveDallas • Oct 1, 2007 5:23 pm
Right down to the four digits on each hand of the one on the left.
Sundae • Oct 2, 2007 5:11 am
I thought they were claws
DanaC • Oct 2, 2007 9:51 am
Click .....or cleek?
theotherguy • Oct 2, 2007 10:19 am
Has the agenda been abandoned?
DanaC • Oct 2, 2007 11:03 am
I think the secretary lost it...
theotherguy • Oct 2, 2007 11:04 am
Well, it is a good think she is good in the sack.
Cicero • Oct 2, 2007 11:28 am
Seeing as how it has been everyone in this thread recording the minutes....that would make you all the secretary......
:)
DanaC • Oct 2, 2007 11:32 am
Which would mean we're all in the sack....mmmm
monster • Oct 2, 2007 11:50 am
...eating Sundae.
Sundae • Oct 2, 2007 11:57 am
woohoo!
wolf • Oct 2, 2007 3:10 pm
So, I'm away for a while dealing with my assortment of chaos, moving, momWolf having a heart attack, and a bunch of people turn into flaming assholes?

Cut it the fuck out.
glatt • Oct 2, 2007 3:45 pm
A heart attack?!
I'm sorry wolf. Is she in the hospital again?
wolf • Oct 2, 2007 4:02 pm
She's out now, but not totally on her feet. She's been up to fighting with the assortment of careproviders from the home health agency, so she's getting closer to being back to herself.
lumberjim • Oct 2, 2007 4:10 pm
wolf;391284 wrote:
So, I'm away for a while dealing with my assortment of chaos, moving, momWolf having a heart attack, and a bunch of people turn into flaming assholes?

Cut it the fuck out.

i wasn't flaming. srsly. and we already cut it the fuck out.

sorry to hear about yer mom.
TheMercenary • Oct 3, 2007 6:18 am
Who blows first?
Image

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Aliantha • Oct 3, 2007 7:04 pm
yuck! that's disgusting Merc
Cloud • Oct 3, 2007 7:59 pm
I am sorry about your mom, Ms. Wolf. Very scary, I'm sure.

but . . .

I just want to say that being called, "Momwolf" is sooo cool; I'm jealous. Does she know?