Miss/Mrs. Cellar 2008 competition.
Which one of you thinks you've got it all?
Who would you nominate and why?
Who deserves the title for being the hottest woman/girl here?
Silent ballots can be sent to my PM box and I will be conducting the tally.
Post photos, reasons why you think it should be you, or why it should be someone else.
Vote here or PM me. One vote per account please. And if you start making up accounts I'll know. All new users from today forward won't be able to vote.....
And hey if you don't trust my counting skills I can forward all votes to a non-partial member for the final count....
The final results will be posted January 1st!
:D
If UT allows it, I might design the winner a cool T-shirt based off his current graphics and 2 runner up shirts that don't say runner up.
If there isn't an interview phase, and a swimsuit competition...
2 runner up shirts that don't say runner up.
what will they say? 1st and 2nd place loser? that's not cool.
UT, Why do you feel that american children can't find zimbabwe on a map?
UT, Why do you feel that american children can't find zimbabwe on a map?
Shouldn't we help The Iraq with our education for a better future of Asian children and South Africa, even if we don't have one?
I agree.
Ok...I'll let other people provide some initial guidelines for what it takes to be Miss Cellar.
That's the interesting part..................
what will they say? 1st and 2nd place loser? that's not cool.
Nah...they'll all say Miss Cellar 2008.....otherwise no one would wear it.
:D
I have been to places other people can't find on maps......so stop hitting yourself!
:)
I would like to nominate lumberjim.
I would like to nominate lumberjim.
I second the nomination - he's got a purdee bagina.:blush:
No men....that's a guideline now....I knew someone would say that....that LJ joke is just too obvious so I'll make it clear. No men.
I would like to nominate my Queen.
No men....that's a guideline now....I knew someone would say that....that LJ joke is just too obvious so I'll make it clear. No men.
I'm sorry. I was rude. I shall self-flagellate. Except there's this spot in the middle of my back that I might need help with.
No men....that's a guideline now....I knew someone would say that....that LJ joke is just too obvious so I'll make it clear. No men.
Ok. I nominate Lumberjim. He's not a man.:p
Only Nixon could go to China.
Shouldn't we help The Iraq with our education for a better future of Asian children and South Africa, even if we don't have one? I agree.
Holy crap. That is hilarious.
Jinx would be my overall Cellar Queen (despite rowing with Shawnee who I care a lot about). Looks, brain, man-wrangling skills, mother, photographer and occasional evil witch.
Shawnee is the Humour Queen for snappy one-liners, and the general direction for her humour which I often read and think "I wouldn't have thought of that angle if I'd been given 10 years". She will also be the Comeback Queen - I know she's left again but I trust she will come back. She's realised she has a place here now (as evidenced by deleting her keyboard melting last post)
Brianna would be the Empress, in the tarot sense - lush and giving, capricious as nature but kind at heart
Clodfobble is Queen of Clarity. She has a beautiful way with words which gets to the heart of the matter. Even when I don't agree with her I acknowledge she has expressed her opinion in a way that makes sense.
Wolf of course is the Queen of Swords (back to the tarot). Steely cold in some aspects, sharp as a knife, no nonsense. But rapier wit, and personality shines through.
Ducks & Aliantha rule jointly as Antipodean Queens
Two very different posters, but both funny, up for a party and caring
Oh and Dana of course. I'm not sure she would appreciate being a Queen at all. So I will vote her Prime Minister instead. She can express my political opinions far better than I can myself, and keeps a level head in the most heated discussions.
Have I thrown your counting out of whack by introducing categories? I'm only sorry that I haven't voted for every Cellar female!
It's tempting when such a great group of women post here.
Clodfobble is Queen of Clarity. She has a beautiful way with words which gets to the heart of the matter. Even when I don't agree with her I acknowledge she has expressed her opinion in a way that makes sense.
Aw shucks, thanks. :blush:
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]...and yet Spexx thinks I scored higher in math...[/COLOR]
Sundae- your vote needs to be clarified!
One vote per account......I have you down for Jinx.
Nope....no categories......but thanks for playing!
Can we nominate Ibby?
No I'm sorry.....it's just not official yet.....
Instead of saying, I'll link to a picture.
Here's my vote.
Ok...I'll let other people provide some initial guidelines for what it takes to be Miss Cellar.
That's the interesting part..................
Okay, the first requirement is that they have to meet me in the driveway of a hotel to have their pictures taken with me. Extra points will be awarded for the least amount of clothing being worn (by her) at the time.
I'm going to have to vote for Labrat. She's the only one who I've actually met, and who actually seems to be serious about having off with me someday. I admire that in a really selfish way. Oh...and also, she's just frigging great and stuff. And then there's that ass...
Only Nixon could go to China.
I'm still trying to figure this one out...
I'm still trying to figure this one out...
it is a quote from star trek. only kirk could make peace with the klingons or something along those lines. /nerd voice/
Ok. I nominate Lumberjim. He's not a man.:p
it's true. not A man.....[SIZE=3]
THE[/SIZE] man. bow down to me. you, spexxvet, bow down. on your knees, you simpering worm.
brianna, .......tear his arms off.
it is a quote from star trek.
Yeah, but I think it's actually a quote of
tw paraphrasing Star Trek...?
Yeah, but I think it's actually a quote of tw paraphrasing Star Trek...?
be a dear, and lay the whole thing out. i'm still not getting it. why is it funny, and how does it relate to the topic at hand?
thanks so much
god i'm in love with sundae girl---i really am.
mebbe i'm the gay for her.
ps-- i AM the gey for her.
why is it funny
It's unclear that it actually is.
and how does it relate to the topic at hand?
The saying about Nixon going to China was that only a hard line anti-Commie politician like Nixon could meet with the Chinese government and not look like he wasgetting too cozy with them.
All I was saying was that Cicero started this thread... any man doing so would probably have been sliced up.
...brianna, .......tear his arms off.
If she ripped my arms off, I would still go after her naughty bits with my tongue......... and my jimmylegs.
Jinx would be my overall Cellar Queen (despite rowing with Shawnee who I care a lot about). Looks, brain, man-wrangling skills, mother, photographer and occasional evil witch.
You're the best SG, and you get my vote hands down... but I'm an atheist, not wiccan.
Thanks Jinx, you've made my day.
Btw I stand corrected. I was fooled by a post your husband made claiming you dressed as a sexy witch for Halloween. On further investigation you were a dead bride. I think you need to have words.
Thanks HLJ & Jinx, you've made my day.
...
That was supposed to be a secret ballot.
*grins* Sundae you rock!
I think we're all missing a trick here. The undisputed Queen of the Cellar is surely Sheldon?
there's three e's in THAT queen.
Vote count thus far!
2: Sundae
1: Labrat
1: Jinx
1: "My Queen" from Deuce- I have no idea who that is.
1: Sheldon
No....Lj does not count....nor Ibby.....*sorry*
Steve D wants my butt kicked for this.....because I'm not a man?
Ummm.....I'm not partial or anything....but I don't have one nomination for Dana....just pointing that out!
Steve D wants my butt kicked for this.....because I'm not a man?
No, what I meant was that
if a man had started a thread like this he would have gotten all kinds of grief. (and/or butt-kicking)
So I should have my butt-kicked because of double standards that I never created?
Ummm.....I'm not partial or anything....but I don't have one nomination for Dana....just pointing that out!
Thanks for pointing that out...all of a sudden I feel left out :P
(actually Sundae partially nominated me in her mega-list before you reminded her of the one nom rule :P)
I know Dana....I just think you deserve a whole vote......but I'm not going to go campaigning or I will be fired as the judge. So...that's all I'm saying!
Wait a darned minute.... I don't have any votes for Shawnee either! Plbbbt.
:)
Vote count thus far!
2: Sundae
1: Labrat
1: Jinx
1: "My Queen" from Deuce- I have no idea who that is.
1: Sheldon
No....Lj does not count....nor Ibby.....*sorry*
Steve D wants my butt kicked for this.....because I'm not a man?
Ummm.....I'm not partial or anything....but I don't have one nomination for Dana....just pointing that out!
It's just an honor to be nominated! (Did I mention I can suck the chrome of a bumper?)
It's just an honor to be nominated! (Did I mention I can suck the chrome of a bumper?)
No you didn't mention it....but I am narrowing down the attributes of what we are looking for in a Miss Cellar specifically, and I'd say your chances were just enhanced by at least 40 percent!
I think one of my questions for the contestants will be: How did you learn that you could suck the chrome off vehicles?
:)
Ya know...I have to replace the
world peace question with something!!
[QUOTE=Cicero;391004]
I think one of my questions for the contestants will be: How did you learn that you could suck the chrome off vehicles?
:) [QUOTE]
By sucking off many mechanics. If they don't know, nobody does.
8===D-------_____
It's just an honor to be nominated! (Did I mention I can suck the chrome of a bumper?)
I'd be more impressed if you could suck the chrome
off of a bumper...
;)
I'd be more impressed if you could suck the chrome off of a bumper...
;)
"off of"? *ahem*
suck a bowling ball through a garden hose
suck start a harley
suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch
i just dont want that much suction, personally. i'd settle for the ol' motorcycle throttle technique and some eye contact.
My favourite advertising slogan ever:
"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!"
My favourite advertising slogan ever:
"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!"
and many a young man admitted to casualty after taking that to heart...
Hmmm....an amendment to the question (It's the cellar ladies we are talking about) .......How did you learn that you could suck the chrome off a bumper while finishing "War and Peace" all in one sitting?
:)
Well, ....This one time, at Band Camp...
Well, ....This one time, at Band Camp...
Yes... please don't leave us hanging...[SIZE="1"]limp.[/SIZE]
I'd be more impressed if you could suck the chrome off of a bumper...
;)
Never criticize someone who has your dick in his mouth!!! ;-)
Oh....not only is Sheldon not a woman he's cute with those glasses....I stand corrected with the vote count....And here I thought I had a perfect candidate...Plbbbt.....
I need to start paying more attention to your personal profiles...
Never criticize someone who has your dick in his mouth!!! ;-)
Surely it's Never criticise someone who has their mouth round your dick?
[eta] just realised I misread that post lol]
Wolf of course is the Queen of Swords (back to the tarot). Steely cold in some aspects, sharp as a knife, no nonsense. But rapier wit, and personality shines through.
Thank you!
Incidentally, QoS is the card I choose for my Significator!
Well....I can see why the Cellar's ratings have been down..........[echo]
Maybe this isn't the right time or the Cellar isn't the just place for it...?
I tried to be inclusive when I posted my vote(s) and all I realised was how many Dwellars I would vote for, given the chance. And how many I missed out.
I once tried to organise an office poll along the same lines as one my group of friends did every Christmas. We voted on ours every year, everything from The Best Looking Candidate If They Changed Sex to The Most Divisive In The Group, but when I tried (a tamer one) in the office it fell flat. I was really annoyed having spent £20 - $40! - in prizes. The truth was my friends were used to doing it every year and didn't feel like sycophants - and trusted the private vote. Maybe it's just not a Cellar thing.
Doesn't make it a bad idea. I was going to post bout the ridiculousness of me being Ms Cellar, then decided it sounded faux. I'm not, but if people aren't interested then neither humility or hubris will convince them.
Oh yeah, vote Jinx.
god i'm in love with sundae girl---i really am.
mebbe i'm the gay for her.
ps-- i AM the gey for her.
I am willing to be a lesbian in order to be with any and all of you...just sayin'.
We hear ya Els.
@ Bri, hell yah. I think we should all take a bus to Hebden together...
See Sundae? Els. makes it all worth it.