September 25, 2007: Computer thief apparently uploads pic of himself

Undertoad • Sep 25, 2007 2:22 pm
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Making the rounds, via Boing Boing. Do you know this man? Let the victim tell the tale:
Last week a number of computers were stolen from our office in Vancouver, BC. One of those computers was a shared iMac with Flickrbooth, an app that automatically uploads photo booth shots to our flickr account, installed on it. Just this morning a friend called to tell us that there are photos of whoever has the computer now in our flickr stream! Obviously the guy didn't know he was uploading images of himself and his awesome tattoos.
As the Flickr page says,
Yes, our computer was stolen and this photo was taken since...Wow this guy is dumb.

If anyone knows this guy or recognizes the tattoo artist please e-mail us at info[a]abetterplacetowork.com
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The funniest part is that he had to name the picture and then click a button that says "upload" in order for it to show up here. It's not totally automatic.
freshnesschronic • Sep 25, 2007 2:38 pm
Eh?? He knows he's doing something but he doesn't know fully what it is?
Flint • Sep 25, 2007 3:04 pm
Somethin' ain't quite right about this guy...
Spexxvet • Sep 25, 2007 3:20 pm
He looks like a former boss of mine, but last I heard, he was in Cincinnati.
Flint • Sep 25, 2007 3:27 pm
Apparently, someone has already thought to provide something like this, as an anti-theft measure:

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Transmission of network information

Undercover transmits network information of the stolen Mac. This information includes both internal and external IP addresses and the router address, enabling our recovery center to accurately trace the Mac's physical location, in collaboration with the ISP and the police.


See what happens on your stolen Mac

Undercover is the world's first theft-recovery software that will send screenshots of your stolen Mac at regular intervals. These screenshots will sooner or later reveal the thief's identity (e.g. when chatting, reading and writing emails,...) making it much easier to work with law enforcement in order to recover your Mac.


See who's using your Mac
Undercover introduces another world first: if your Mac has a built-in or external iSight, Undercover will transmit pictures of the thief and his surroundings every 6 minutes, making it even easier to identify the current user. It's like having a private detective working for you. [/SIZE]
Spexxvet • Sep 25, 2007 3:37 pm
Flint;388961 wrote:
Somethin' ain't quite right about this guy...


What did you do? They look like the same guy, but different weight and tatoos. Twins?
BigV • Sep 25, 2007 3:39 pm
It's all done with mirrors these days.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 25, 2007 3:41 pm
Spexxvet;388968 wrote:
What did you do? They look like the same guy, but different weight and tatoos. Twins?


I think he split the first picture and made two from the mirror images.
Spexxvet • Sep 25, 2007 3:42 pm
BigV;388969 wrote:
It's all done with mirrors these days.


aaaah, I see.
theotherguy • Sep 25, 2007 3:42 pm
In Flint's shots, it looks like the guy is playing with the special effects that come with iSight (the mac camera).
Flint • Sep 25, 2007 4:14 pm
Is he built like this ???
Saphyre • Sep 25, 2007 5:16 pm
//sigh// I really try to have faith in my fellow human beings... truly... but outside the cellar and a few other choice locations, I'm finding more and more people whose common sense is gravely lacking. But I'm in a funk today, so maybe it's just me. :eyebrow:
binky • Sep 25, 2007 5:52 pm
Saphyre;389013 wrote:
//sigh// I really try to have faith in my fellow human beings... truly... but outside the cellar and a few other choice locations, I'm finding more and more people whose common sense is gravely lacking. But I'm in a funk today, so maybe it's just me. :eyebrow:


No sadly its not just you
BigV • Sep 25, 2007 6:27 pm
Don't be so blue (they come in pink y'know. sapphires, that is).

It's a *good* thing that the bad guys are dum. It's just gravy that we get to laugh at this one. Ok, sry the computer has been stolen. But the rest is pretty funny. If you want funk, I strongly suggest you get down here instead.
Sheldonrs • Sep 25, 2007 6:39 pm
May I suggest you check the dating and hook-up sites for his pictures?

Possibly www.trollsneedlovetoo.com?

www.billygoatsgruff.org?

www.patheticlosershaveneeds.net?


www.wherethefuckismyneck.edu?
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 25, 2007 7:28 pm
Hey, maybe that guy bought it...out of the trunk of a car... in the alley behind the bar... at 3 AM... in good faith.
JuancoRocks • Sep 26, 2007 12:31 am
Sheldonrs;389032 wrote:
May I suggest you check the dating and hook-up sites for his pictures?

Possibly www.trollsneedlovetoo.com?

www.billygoatsgruff.org?

www.patheticlosershaveneeds.net?


www.wherethefuckismyneck.edu?


Thanks.......I needed that :D

Good sites....All of them....
SPUCK • Sep 26, 2007 2:30 am
What's strange is why does some thief show up sans clothes?? This is weird. I'd start packin if it was my Mac stolen by this A-hole.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 26, 2007 4:50 am
He took off his shirt because the computer was...










hot.
theotherguy • Sep 26, 2007 9:37 am
xoxoxoBruce;389123 wrote:
He took off his shirt because the computer was...










hot.


:D
Clodfobble • Sep 26, 2007 5:43 pm
SPUCK wrote:
What's strange is why does some thief show up sans clothes??


The picture was taken after the guy stole it, that is him using the computer in his seedy home.
Undertoad • Sep 26, 2007 8:55 pm
Update: Dude turned himself in

The man also contacted Global BC on Tuesday, telling the station he did not know the computer was stolen and that he had bought it from a friend who had bought it from someone else.
JuancoRocks • Sep 27, 2007 4:42 am
Undertoad;389461 wrote:
Update: Dude turned himself in


"Brown said the man's lawyer apparently saw the shirtless picture in a Victoria newspaper Tuesday and alerted his client."
First name basis with a lawyer.......(must go to court a lot):D

In the call to Global BC, he said he wanted to clear his name and that he has a legitimate day job as a bodyguard. (That reeks of a legitimate occupation):headshake
Savannh • Sep 28, 2007 4:32 pm
You beat me to it--the guy's from my city. I had a chuckle when I saw the same picture in the Times Colonist yesterday.

He looks really familiar, but I don't know if it's because I'd seen him all over the web, or else I know him from somewhere...
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 28, 2007 4:47 pm
Brown said the man was "known to police."
SPUCK • Oct 1, 2007 4:52 am
He's not on a first name basis with a lawyer... He was probably hunted down by the ambulance chasing shark.
bullwinkle • Oct 24, 2007 7:38 pm
remember kids that dumb spelled backwards is mud