I'm sick of my own shit

All I want to do with the cellar is pick on the asshats. It's like I'm type cast. It definitely needs to be done, but jeez.....there's so much of it to do, that I don't have a lot of time to be anything other than the bouncer.

I haven't contributed any cool threads, any deep thoughts.....nothing but some amusing ridiculing of the crapflooders. I'm sore tempted to drop out for a while, but I know I can't. Srsly. What's a Hammer to do?

Have you tried eating a dick?

i forgot to eat a dick!

Switch to rum and ginger beer, aka Dark 'n' Stormies?

lumberjim;386655 wrote:

What's a Hammer to do?

Where I come from there are many people like you; but, they have something that you don't have ... a spin doctor! Why don't you come with me to see the wizard? I'm sure that she/he/it will find you a spin doctor. Of course, the Cellar doesn't yet have a wizard; so, we'll have to have a nomination thread followed by a poll thread to select a wizard. Say, that sounds like a good job for a Hammer in need. :cool:

BTW, I'm still sporting the user title "off to see the wizard" that you gave me [post=268084]way back when[/post]. I wonder if that's some kind of record? We'll have to have an anniversary celebration next week. ;)

lumberjim;386655 wrote:

What's a Hammer to do?

Write one piece of heavy life explaining philosophy, then get back to rabbit whomping.

Don't go changin'
We like you just the way you are.

Hammer on yourself for awhile. It's so easy, it'll be like a vacation.

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Griff;386671 wrote:

Write one piece of heavy life explaining philosophy, then get back to rabbit whomping.

[COLOR="White"]psst...isn't that what repeat offenders in prison do? [/COLOR]

Shawnee123;386673 wrote:

Don't go changin'
We like you just the way you are.

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]we? um....enabler! :p [/COLOR]


..............you go on jim. I knew there was a good man in there. :)

lumberjim;386657 wrote:

i forgot to eat a dick!

Need help with that?

Lj don't go away, we like you just the way you are.

Yea...I did notice that you used to have more to contribute. Quality control is a shit-job..........Hall monitoring means you aren't in class.

But if that means I have to rely on other people to do your job then I'm screwed. I'm sure as hell not going to do it.

If someone thinks they are qualified they can PM me with their resume.....I will forward it to all interested parties.

Yea...I still can't think of anyone...

:)

The trouble with contributing something "meaningful" is that the asshats then just ramble on and on so they can come back later to read their own posts and feel like they are intelligent. Much of the more serious stuff around here is just some moron repeating something heard on NPR or Fox or CNN or some other source. Yeah, I heard it too and the poster took it out of context or just is just plain out of touch. It is obvious that many have no clue about the subject which they are essentially claiming to be an expert. Fuck 'em. Keep them in line and make me laugh in the process.

Cock.

Cicero;386729 wrote:

Yea...I did notice that you used to have more to contribute. Quality control is a shit-job..........Hall monitoring means you aren't in class.

But if that means I have to rely on other people to do your job then I'm screwed. I'm sure as hell not going to do it.

If someone thinks they are qualified they can PM me with their resume.....I will forward it to all interested parties.

Yea...I still can't think of anyone...

:)

That's a pretty good post. At one of my jobs we have 'security' there job is to watch for employees stealing. This means they have to actually have a negative mindset and 'look for problems' Yes hall monitors have got to be the suckiest job!
Why not assume people will do the right thing? In my other county job I can go into the stock room and get pencils or pins and nobody is looking over my shoulder. It is assumed that people do the right thing and it feels good to be in a positive place.

oh, hey...this was not a threat to leave.....srsly. just whining cuz i'm feeling the hatred on the board. go fuck yourselves, San Diego.

Whale's vagina.

Umm, shouldn't this be under Weird Loo Behavior, I'm just curious.;)

I'm not sick of your shit LJ
I gobble it up with a spoon

And if I dream about that tonight I'm going to sue you

Sundae Girl;386880 wrote:

I'm not sick of your shit LJ
I gobble it up with a spoon

I just threw up a little. Crazy bitch with your poop eating.

theotherguy;386907 wrote:

I just threw up a little. Crazy bitch with your poop eating.

Watch out for those burps.:eyebrow:

I'm a bit sick of myself too, so I took a break....which none of you fucking noticed...dont think I wont take offence to that either.

I'm like needy and shit at the moment, and you arent giving...GIVE!!! GIVEEEEE!!!!

But yanno know, I thoroughly recommend the stress n alcohol diet for dropping weight and manky hair.

I look like Lindsay and that other skinny skank now.

DucksNuts;387102 wrote:

I'm a bit sick of myself too, so I took a break....which none of you fucking noticed...dont think I wont take offence to that either.

How could anyone possibly ignore the fact that you were missing? Maybe you were scarce around here while I was. I will say that is why I didn't notice.

I noticed, but didn't say anything, just like I haven't said anything about Yesman being AWOL.

I looked through my files and can find no evidence that you submitted a C.L.A.P. form. Please get the C.L.A.P. at your earliest convenience.

(I noticed you were missing, ducks, and was about ready to put out the APB.)

Well I felt like that about theotherguy I thought he wasn't coming back and I liked him already. But alas...he popped in yesterday. Right when I was about to point it out.

I'm actually frightened that some of you can read my mind.......that's a holy shit moment....let me tell you....

Cicero;387218 wrote:

~snip
I'm actually frightened that some of you can read my mind...

We all can, that's why we like you so much, you dirty-minded girl. :p

Cicero;387218 wrote:

Well I felt like that about theotherguy I thought he wasn't coming back and I liked him already. But alas...he popped in yesterday. Right when I was about to point it out.

I'm actually frightened that some of you can read my mind.......that's a holy shit moment....let me tell you....

Well thanks for noticing. I have been very busy at work lately. I started to go to the CEO and let him know that all the work was cutting into my cellar time, but decided to go with the, "a, b, and c are not getting done because I am too busy with d, e, and f." He decided a, b, and c were too important fall away so I get to give half of my job to someone else in the next month! The sad part is that I will still have more than a full time job.

Oh, and I can read your mind. Just be sure to put my pants back on when you finish with me.

I'm sick of the shit from all of you...Goddamn...fucking whiny bastards. :)

Seriously...if we want Cellar to be better than it has been recently (which it does seem a bit down, IMO), let's do this. Actually, I think we're already on the right track, based on the recent threads and the discussions I'm seeing.

I'm just trying to be agreeable here, but i'm sick of your shit too Jimbo. :)

theotherguy;387236 wrote:

Oh, and I can read your mind. Just be sure to put my pants back on when you finish with me.

Oh that's funny because if you could actually read my mind...you might insist on having a face.
:D

ooohh there's some psycho for ya!

Thanks guys, I feel a bit loved :)

I love you Ducks

I noticed you weren't here Ducks, but then you seemed pretty grumpy when you did post, so i thought to myself, "just back away slowly". I figured if you wanted to talk to me you'd know how to get in touch.

If you need someone to fatten you up, I'm your woman though. ;)

Yeah I was grumpy, I have my stalker issue under control, and a swag of big strong men that want to beat her senseless if she comes near me again.

I have decided that the men that were treating me like a doormat, werent worth it :)

So, I am on the up n up.

I just may go back to using men for fucking that thats it...its heaps easier.

I do need fattening up, but am going away for a girlie weekend, so I think I might put on a couple of kgs.

Oh n Ali, since I lost my other phone, I dont have your batphone number, can you txt me so I have it?

Sure thing mate.

DucksNuts;387444 wrote:

I have my stalker issue under control

I love you, but they kept telling me I wasn't allowed...... I thought they had made you leave to keep you from me.... Can I worship again?

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NOOOOOOOOO ....don't tase me, bro! :p

Cicero;387395 wrote:

Oh that's funny because if you could actually read my mind...you might insist on having a face.
:D

ooohh there's some psycho for ya!

Nah, I really don't need a face.

clean your commode then

DucksNuts;387444 wrote:

...I just may go back to using men for fucking that thats it...its heaps easier.
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Are you taking volunteers? :yum:

Sure pexxie, I mean, so long as you know it will just be a fuck and I will expect you to be gone when I roll over in the morning....and please leave my iPod when you leave :)

My shit stinks, Ewww!!!:turd:

DucksNuts;387936 wrote:

Sure pexxie, I mean, so long as you know it will just be a fuck and I will expect you to be gone when I roll over in the morning....and please leave my iPod when you leave :)

But, but, I want to make you breakfast, and tidy up the kitchen, before I leave.

This is why allll the cellar women want to have your babies, Bruce!!

Will you make me pancakes?

Pancakes? Of course.

I will take some also Bruce. I'm under the bed. I had to hide when you showed up.

I'm a sack of my own shit.

Flint;388505 wrote:

I'm a sack of my own shit.

Weed.

Settin'em up and knockin'em down! Nice work, Razzleberry.