Cellar Women I *So* Want to Do
Okay, enough dodging about with innuendos and subtext. Its high time someone just *said* it. I've had more than enough to drink, and more than enough emotional crap run through my evening so far, so I'm gonna just put it out there.
Despite the fact that this is a numbered list, it is *not* a "most wanna do" to "least wanna do" enumeration. All are equal in my eyes...and groin.
1) LabRat
2) Brianna
3) Sundae Girl
4) DanaC
5) Jinx
6) Wolf
7) Shawnee123
8) Razzmatazz
9) Aliantha
10) Case
11) Brett's Honey
12) Everyone else that I can't recall right now
So that's pretty much everyone then Els? lol
No, I'm pretty sure that I left someone off the list...hopefully, she'll be offended by the omission.
Meh, its typical.
I aint feeling the love anywhere these days.
*Sends ducks some love*
There, you can have some of mine.
No, I'm pretty sure that I left someone off the list...hopefully, she'll be offended by the omission.
She is
She's not.
Jacquelita last week: I don't know about that Elspode, he is always mackin' on all the women.
Me: Naw! He's a good guy.
J: I don't know. Every single time I read him, he's commenting on this woman or that woman...
Me: Naw! He's talked about a lot of stuff.
J: I don't know...
I do think he's probably the current contender for the Cellar's D.O.M. [COLOR="White"](dirtiest old man)[/COLOR] , but is that a bad thing? He jus' wants to share the lurve [COLOR="White"](but not with me!) [/COLOR].
Don't worry EVERY body wants a Pice of PIE !!!
With whip cream and a cherry on top !!! ;) ;) ;)
*does a happy dance* I made a list! finally I'm somebody! *grins*
The thing about elspode is....he may be a dirty sod but which Cellarinas can honestly say they wouldn't? eh? eh? Ya know it.
Oh...my...god...
I am *really* sorry Ducks. That's the trouble with booze...memory loss. Just let me say that you are the only reason I would actually go to Australia.
Jacquelita is observant. I *am* always mackin' on the women. However, it is purely out of admiration for their loveliness. Besides, last time I checked with one, women generally *like* to be desired by men. I mean, its not like I'm sending them pics of my package or talking dirty to them. I try to communicate my lust for our Cellar beauties as tastefully as possible, without diluting my primary message, which is, essentially...I'd like to do 'em.
I'm honest, anyway. I'm also rather respectful in person. Ask Labrat...and there isn't anyone here that turns me on more than her, both as person and sex object. :-)
I mean, its not like I'm sending them pics of my package or talking dirty to them.
And why not???
I am *really* sorry Ducks.
I think sky, pie and limey were also trying to point out that they were neglected.....
I'm assuming that I was accidently left off the list--so I'm not offended. :D
I think sky, pie and limey were also trying to point out that they were neglected.....
And this is exactly why Ep was a dumbass for trying to post such a list. He was bound to leave someone out. :)
I think sky, pie and limey were also trying to point out that they were neglected.....
thanks monster but there's you and more females than can be counted!
Don't feel bad for me. Cat calls from old men with ED in real life don't turn me on so someone from the internet who is compensating for his life style this way isn't a cat call I want either. No offense spode :)
no offense!?
dayum.
and you think of yourself as nice? heartless hussy! back to the loch with ya!
back to the loch with ya!
but I'm the monster, not sky.
or are you calling me a heartless hussy? :eyebrow:
sky, are you menopausal? It's just the internet. t'aint real!
honestly folks! This was a drunk post in nothingland! take it as that enjoy it or just leave it the hell alone.
I'm not offended by not being on that list -'splode knows I'm a chick with a little extra ...and it frightens the hell out of him.... :lol:
Mmm. I thought that was a bit harsh too Sky. 'sup, you havin a bad night?
People seem really tuned into me. Please just ignore me. If someone is offended with me THEY can address it.
This sideline attention is a little feels a little obsessional. Please ignore me as you ignore others.
Truth is the truth. It isn't negative or positive. I am not seeking anyones attention. My comment was for Monster not the two of you and btw I am having a great night. :)
Dana, the crazy chick wasn't talking to us. She was eviscerating Elspode directly to Monster....privately on this bulletin board. I totally believe her when she says she's a nice person in real life ...over and over again though. And when she acts like we're all obsessed with her? that's gospel.
Jinx, stop muttering 'loopy cunt' under your breath, Ok? i'm talking to dana here!
My comment was for Monster not the two of you
If you don't want other dwellars to respond to your posts, then perhaps sending them via private message would be more appropriate, rather than posting them on the open boards.
btw I am having a great night.
Good! :)
elspode dosn't give a rat's ass what I say, think or do.
You are making big deal out of nothing. If elspode wants to kick my ass he can do it himself but I doubt it. He's a natural horny male and it's OK.
gawd people
thanks monster but there's you and more females than can be counted!
Don't feel bad for me. Cat calls from old men with ED in real life don't turn me on so someone from the internet who is compensating for his life style this way isn't a cat call I want either. No offense spode :)
None taken. And its only occasional ED, and for those times, I give excellent thumb, and my oral skills have been repeatedly praised. I've actually had one partner recently who injured herself when cumming...twice.
BTW, I am not "compensating" for anything. In fact, I'm not even real sure WTF you meant by that.
:headshake ___________________________________20 ft Pole
It's totally understandable that Elspode is mackin' on the Cellar women, they have the kind of legs he likes
[COLOR="White"](feet on one end and pussy on the other).[/COLOR]
None taken.
I have sent you a pm. Appologizing for the 'compensating word' but I didn't know you had ED. MY last boyfriend was 54 he had ed and it was no big deal. My story was about these grandpa types at one of my jobs. I tell you about it im my private message.
I like you elspode and no disrespect intended.
I thought that was a bit harsh too Sky.
There are other people on this forum that are way more harsh than me but you are silent.
.......yet choose to follow me about instead. Please stop
... I don't get it.
Psst... highlight the post, quee.
There are other people on this forum that are way more harsh than me but you are silent.
.......yet choose to follow me about instead. Please stop
K, that's the second reference you've made to me being either obsessive or following you about. In what way do I stay silent when others say harsh things? If anything I'd say I am more likely than not to put in my tuppennorth if I think someone's being cruel, unfair or petty. Twice that I recall, I have said to you I thought you were either over harsh, or overreacting. Twice. Get a grip.
Sky, one time I thought you overreacted to something lj had posted and his response made me laugh. You took umbrage at that and have been frosty ever since. Well, fine by me. I don't have a burning desire to retain your goodwill.
I would say which cellar women I'd do, but I don't know if any of them would be into that. ;)
Not offended to not be on the list, btw. It's not like anyone knows what I look like or anything.
Dang, I can't wait till we get the 'net at home so I can pop in on the weekends. Should be soon now, as the Mr. has his laptop now finally. Could have been some interesting Gabblying going on ;)...
[SIZE="2"][SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"]If you don't mind sharing me Els, we could have a 3way...hubby's not as open to completely letting me go like you are *wink*. Just a thought.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE]
how upsetting - and I thought you liked red hair & freckles, oh well.:sniff:
Dang, I can't wait till we get the 'net at home so I can pop in on the weekends. Should be soon now, as the Mr. has his laptop now finally. Could have been some interesting Gabblying going on ;)...
[SIZE=2][SIZE=1][COLOR=White]If you don't mind sharing me Els, we could have a 3way...hubby's not as open to completely letting me go like you are *wink*. Just a thought.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE]
I thought Mr. LR had posted a picture of his laptop months ago.
I just got that ED wasn't short for education......oops...
:)
I'm so silly....
Dang, I can't wait till we get the 'net at home so I can pop in on the weekends. Should be soon now, as the Mr. has his laptop now finally. Could have been some interesting Gabblying going on ;)...
[SIZE="2"][SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"]If you don't mind sharing me Els, we could have a 3way...hubby's not as open to completely letting me go like you are *wink*. Just a thought.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE]
Great googly moogly, girl, why in hell didn't you bring that up when you were *here*? Me sittin' there, all gentlemanly like, behaving myself over my corned beef sandwich, when I could have been figuring out how to take the rest of the day off in your hotel? Sigh.
Cripes...now I've got to plan a trip to Iowa!