Tryouts!
Tryouts for the AAA (Asian American Association) Fashion show Dance Scene are tonight! Ahhhh! So nervous! Dancing to NaNaNa by Lloyd and Teary Eyed by Missy Elliot! Ahh nervous wreck!
That is all. :fingerx:
Hey you! Didn't realise you was ere!
Third Person thinks you have a lot of nerve being a gay racist.
thanks and welcome back SG it's been quite a while!
Ooh! Did anybody get served? I hear that can happen at these sorts of things.
I made the fashion show dance team! Awesome! 23 others made it out of roughly, I wanna guess 60? Yep. That is all. And no one got "served". It was a tryout, there was no battling.
that's actually very cool.
in a napoleon dynamite kind of way.
isn't it cool to be accepted....to make the cut? proud of ya, chuck.
what kind of dancing will you be doing? do you get to wear costumes and shit?
oh...and this is proof that you're an above average dancer....mathmatically speaking.
Congrats, fresh. Do you have a video for us??
I'll post a video of my tryout portion maybe soon, and here's a youtube video of last year's fashion show dance scene.
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Added in my video.
You have a great deal of enthusiasm, but insufficient blackness. I could have not done anything like that. I applaud your skill.
Were I doing such a thing for an Asian dance competition, I would think that performing a traditional dance from your family's home country to the same music would have added an interesting flair.
Oh, and I would have made the bed.
Thanks, but that would have to incorporate some sort of hip hop dancing accompanying the traditional dance. Traditional dancing and contemporary music? Not always a great mesh.
Dude, it won't be great until *you* make it great. Pop Culture trends don't fucking start themselves, you know.
isn't it cool to be accepted....to make the cut? proud of ya, chuck
'Chuck' is used like that quite a bit in the North of England. I use it
a lot when I'm talking to someone.
it's also short for Charlie. I try to make vague racial slurs to FNC whenever I can.
Ahhh....I knew it was also short for Charlie, but I hadn't made the connection.
I'm not Vietnamese fatass. Eat a dick and die slow. But you won't get that reference, you're too into cocks.
Yeah, and my ass isn't really all that fat. it's mah bellie.
you plick!
Eat a dick and die slow. But you won't get that reference, you're too into cocks.
I don't get it.
i think it's like dick sucker's cramps....
it's bad if you get it.
i think it's like dick sucker's cramps....
it's bad if you get it.
Come on you old piece of racist shit. It is from an Akon song! Get with it.
I don't get it
That's because you keep up your training.
I'm not getting it, does that count?
Yeah, and my ass isn't really all that fat. it's mah bellie.
you plick!
That made me spontaneously expel fluid from my nose.
Apparently, fresh is the only one that really got it.
Ah, youth and pop culture. Sorry, it's not wrong is it to be caught up in my own times?
Not at all, you're supposed to be. Bonus points for realizing "it's your own times". A lot of people go through life thinking their own times is everyone's, (preceding and following), own times.
Akon is the worst. My god, it's such total crap that if you crapped out the biggest crap you could, and then ate that crap with refried beans, the crap you would crap out 24 hours later would not be crappier than Akon.
That's what Grandpa said about Elvis.
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you asked for it
you asked for it
I'm not questioning your call, just defending the right of each generation to make their own mistakes.
The dude who made that video gave a "shout out" to his mom. How sweet.
I'm not questioning your call, just defending the right of each generation to make their own mistakes.
But...you made a comparison to Elvis (a good artist) seemingly implying that the criticism, or critic, was in error.
cocknessfreshass loves the cock
Akon is the worst. My god, it's such total crap that if you crapped out the biggest crap you could, and then ate that crap with refried beans, the crap you would crap out 24 hours later would not be crappier than Akon.
That is the bestest thing you have EVER written, or typed...or whatever.
And so true.
But...you made a comparison to Elvis (a good artist) seemingly implying that the criticism, or critic, was in error.
I think Grandpa was in error also, but we would never convince
him of that. Sometimes different is mistaken for better, but it's up to each generation to decide what they like in their "own times". Guess that's why every generation claims, you don't like it because you're too old.
The difference in this case is that I've listened to and liked some modern pop and hip-hop and whatnot, so I refuse this too-old title and judge Akon simply because he's crap.
You can't judge our generation because of Akon though...
90% of the good music nowadays is indie or underground.
cocknessfreshass loves the cock
obviously this isn't true because i'm not the one referring to it every other post.
by the way you got a huge cock stuck in your mouth and now your son even knows.
douchebag grow up and fucking stop thinking your the shit old man. no one gives a shit about your lame ass jokes or your pussy ass. motherfuckin coward.
btw bruce has it figured out, concerning the thing about generational music.
can't even protect your own son
wtf are you talking about?
The difference in this case is that I've listened to and liked some modern pop and hip-hop and whatnot, so I refuse this too-old title and judge Akon simply because he's crap.
Grandpa liked Pat Boone.
ow. my feelings.
Aww there there lj.. it'll be okay. You wants a ice cream?
ohmygod. i just watched the video of assnesscockfish dancing /\
i feel much better now. I didn't know i was being served by such a hip character. I understand it totally now. he has to keep his pimp hand strong after all. I hope he doesn't pull out his 9 and bust a cap in my ass or anything.
what moves he has. ::chills::
Better than a fat man who can't get his mind off cocks.
you got to admit.
"The kid can dance"
it is important for you to realize that the word 'cock' in the useage employed most frequently on the cellar is not that which implies an actual phallus. It is more of a ....general term. in other words, cock, one doesn't actually envision a penis when I use the word....unless i associate a possesive pronoun. like 'suck my cock', or here...'hold my cock a minute'.
So, it's really not an obsession with the male genetalia, so much as it is an ongoing joke that those of us with fully functioning humor glands employ and understand.
As for the Fat man comments, I'll just say that you would never say that to my face. I see that you could no doubt dance circles around me and you look better in a ball cap, and orange really does suit you....you look so......fresh!.......
but If i was standing there next to you in person, you wouldn't refer to me as the fat guy....it would be more like...'that big sonofabitch.'
I see that you could no doubt dance circles around me and you look better in a ball cap, and orange really does suit you....you look so......fresh!........
Dancing? Orange? Asian?
wait a minute.....
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or maybe this is more the style?
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I found a Black Eyed Peas number too....
Ah yes, my fellow Pilipinos. Though they are inmates, they love to dance too.
It almost make being an inmate look like fun. Except for the whole orange thing. I don't do orange.
Is this a form of rehabilitation? Involving the prisoners in a creative, group activity, giving them a sense of accomplishment?
Is this a form of rehabilitation? Involving the prisoners in a creative, group activity, giving them a sense of accomplishment?
Pshaw, yeah. That or giving the commandant a major giggle.
Tenko would've gone the extra season if they'd've thought of this.....
Yeah, I'd kinda like to see the Oz version.
what about ead?
yeah, same thing, kind of. It's like 'go fuck yourself'...you don't mean it literally.
unless you do. I don't. mostly.
Actually, right now, I'm picturing freshnutspubic sitting there with a handkercheif around his neck, and a big cartoon sized fork and knife and a big dick on a plate getting ready to eat it. with his lil ballcap on backwards.
Okay, look here, FNC.
Buy a belt.
Buy a shirt that isn't eight sizes too big.
Buy a hat that doesn't make you look like a complete git.
And fuckin' listen to something that doesn't rot your brain further than its already gone.
Dude I can listen to whatever the fuck I want and can dress however I want, I don't need some 16 year old punk judging me. I thought you were better than that, with your whole identity crisis.
OK. I hate to do it, but I have to back fresh on this one. While I do personally think he looks like a prison escapee in his getup, he is young and should wear whatever he wants. Some guy in front of me in the mall the other day had to hold up his pants so they didn't fall down. Do I think he looked like a douche bag? Yes. Did I once wear clothes that my parents thought looked ridiculous? Yes. Do I think fresh's musical choices blow big, green donkey dicks? Yes.
He was braver than I would be by posting a video of himself dancing. And, if don't allow people to dress in a fashion they find appealing, aren't we just letting the terrorists win?
I'm not sayin' he can't dress like that, I'm uh... very very strongly suggesting that he doesnt.
FNC, you look like not only a hoodlum, not only an idiot, but you look, very simply, like a complete and utter jackass.
Only tryin' to help a brothah out YO
And you look like an emo, social outcast who has no self confidence and slits his wrists daily but I don't call you out on that do I?
edit: And again who are you to judge me? Who are you to label all hoodlums, all idiots, all jackasses. Your norms? And those norms apply to everyone? Talk about a hypocrite, you want acceptance from everyone because you can't decide your gender but you burn me because I was brought up in a different environment and have different tastes in fashion and music? Are you serious?
I don't burn you because you were 'brought up in a different environment' (whatever the fuck that even means), I burn you because you're an idiot.
Do I hate O'Reily because he's a right-winger? No. I hate him because he's a racist, sexist, prejudiced, lying, cheating, mean-spirited son-of-a-bitch excuse for a journalist.
Oh, yeah, and dont even get me started on that top bit. Emo? You must have some very strange definition of emo that includes glitter, rainbows, and bright colours that I've never heard of before...
And I can judge you for the same reasons you obviously feel the need to judge me. Everybody judges everybody. I judge you, from experience here, to be a racist, sexist, homophobic, homogeneous, boring, conformist douchebag, and I've, until now, never called you on it besides what the debate itself called for.
And you can't start a personal thread and not like it when the thread turns personal. You are completely free to take any and all criticism you have of me to one of the threads I've started about myself, I'd be happy to either respond to them or dismiss them as ridiculous there too.
I'm so enlightened. Slit your wrists now.
Now, now Kitlings. There's been far to much nastiness in the cellar lately. Can't we all be nice to each other? Hmmm? Cocks.
Yeah, you really helped your case a bunch there, FNC.
It's amazing how dense one can be... I mean, not understanding what someone says is one thing, not agreeing is another, but point-blanc completely ignoring someone's post is surely the lowest point, intellectually.
what an omniscient kid, gee golly
we need W.HI.P. to lay odds on this one
By how many points will Ib lay FNC out to dry?