The CCDC

Shawnee123 • Sep 11, 2007 5:29 pm
New information from the Cellar Center for Disease Control:

Have you been experiencing painful swelling?

Are your nether regions itchy and raw?

Do you find yourself suddenly gasping for air?

You may be suffering from Acute Bacterial Cellaritis (ABC.)

Ask your doctor about Adapost. Adapost is the new 4 day treatment for the symptoms of ABC.

Side effects include nausea, fainting, increased phlegm production, and loss of memory. Adapost should not be taken with acetominophen or alcohol. It is recommended that Adapost not be mixed with tetrahydrocannabinol. More rare side effects include: loss of hair, gangrene, webbed feet, and sudden and irreversible death. Take only as prescribed.

Don't suffer any longer. Talk to YOUR doctor about Adapost.

ABC: Relief is now as easy as 123.
Sundae • Sep 11, 2007 6:09 pm
Have you been experiencing painful swelling?
Are your nether regions itchy and raw?
Do you find yourself suddenly gasping for air?


You may just have had a prolonged session with one of the Cellar's lovely ladies!
jester • Sep 11, 2007 6:22 pm
S123 - Clever girl:)
HungLikeJesus • Sep 11, 2007 6:23 pm
Is ABC an STD or a CTD, or both?

If Adapost is ineffective, try Adathread.
Cicero • Sep 11, 2007 6:27 pm
Sundae Girl;384311 wrote:
You may just have had a prolonged session with one of the Cellar's lovely ladies!


Or may have rejected one.....
:D
lumberjim • Sep 11, 2007 6:57 pm
!!sudden and irreversible death??!!
SteveDallas • Sep 11, 2007 9:18 pm
lumberjim;384324 wrote:
!!sudden and irreversible death??!!

Yeah, it comes up so fast you never k
Flint • Sep 11, 2007 11:24 pm
Did you see th
Spexxvet • Sep 12, 2007 9:34 am
elbisreverri s'ti dna
Shawnee123 • Sep 12, 2007 10:38 am
Wow, Dwellars be droppin' like flies.
Clodfobble • Sep 12, 2007 12:21 pm
Quick, put them in a delicious and nutritious fly cookie!
Flint • Sep 12, 2007 12:30 pm
How about a steaming "cow patty" pie, topped with fresh fly sprinkles?
monster • Sep 12, 2007 12:53 pm
Clodfobble;384511 wrote:
Quick, put them in a delicious and nutritious fly cookie!


Were they free-range?
Shawnee123 • Sep 12, 2007 12:56 pm
Raise your hand
Raise your voice
Give the insects
Another choice

--Musicians for free-range insects
DanaC • Sep 12, 2007 6:40 pm
elbisreverri s'ti dna


LoL