Hypothetical Question...

suncrafter • Sep 10, 2007 10:46 am
Hypothetically speaking - lets say you have an opportunity to win $1,000,000 in a contest. To win - you must choose from one of the following five options:


"Punch" option ---- You will be punched in the face, just once, by a big fat man. The punch is guaranteed not to be fatal nor to cause brain damage, but you will likely sustain a nasty injury such as a split lip, black eye or perhaps even a broken nose. After being punched - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Bomb" option ---- Nothing will happen to you. However, you will start the countdown on a huge bomb that is hidden deep inside the center of the Earth. The bomb is large enough that, when detonated, it will cause devastating earth quakes and floods all over the planet. The bomb is completely undetectable and can not be disarmed. However it will not detonate until exactly 5,000 years in the future. As soon as the countdown has started - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Insults" option ---- Twenty people will shout terrible insults and obscenities at you for one full hour. These people will not come into physical contact with you nor harm you, but they will say all sorts of horrible and upsetting things to you. After one full hour of intense verbal abuse - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Magic" option ---- Your personality and ethical convictions will be painlessly altered in some unknown way by a magic spell. The alteration will be instantaneous and will not affect your memory, cause brain damage nor result in any physical harm of any kind. After the alteration - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Nothing" option ---- None of the above. Nothing happens to you or anyone else, but you will NOT be given any money.



Which option would you choose first? Second? Third? Etc...???

Please list them like so ... (with "1" listed as your first choice, "2" as your next choice, and so on...)

1 - option name
2 - option name
3 - option name
4 - option name
5 - option name
freshnesschronic • Sep 10, 2007 10:48 am
How is this philosophy?! No disrespect, but this sounds like "what if's" teenagers asked each other in high school.
wolf • Sep 10, 2007 10:48 am
I'd take insults, and then bomb.
lumberjim • Sep 10, 2007 11:28 am
can I get $4mil for doing all of the above?
kerosene • Sep 10, 2007 11:29 am
I would choose in the following order:

1, 3, 2, 5, 4
Cicero • Sep 10, 2007 11:59 am
I would be happy to actually receive money for all that...... for once. But alas.......no one seems to be that gracious.

This just means I am entirely excluded from #5.
Happy Monkey • Sep 10, 2007 4:05 pm
Insults
Punch
Nothing
Magic
Bomb
BigV • Sep 10, 2007 5:54 pm
No thanks.
DanaC • Sep 10, 2007 6:00 pm
Yeah okay, insult me then give me a million bucks. I could go for that:P
rkzenrage • Sep 10, 2007 6:42 pm
Insult option, I could give a fuck what people say to me.
DucksNuts • Sep 10, 2007 7:13 pm
1, 3, 5, 4 then 2
glatt • Sep 10, 2007 9:12 pm
To make this more interesting, the insults should come from people who know you well and know all the neuroses, fears, shame, etc. that you try to hide from yourself. In other words, they will be insults that have truth behind them and hurt.

I'd take the punch, and maybe the insults, but none of the others. There's a decent chance that humans may still exist 5000 years from now, so the bomb would make me worse than Hitler. And the unknown personality change would be too risky. If I turned into a depressed person, I wouldn't even enjoy my money. What's the point there?
skysidhe • Sep 10, 2007 9:16 pm
#4 only. I'm a wuss.
Crimson Ghost • Sep 11, 2007 1:13 am
2, 3, 1, 5, 4
Drax • Sep 14, 2007 4:31 pm
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Hime • Sep 14, 2007 4:50 pm
glatt;384095 wrote:
To make this more interesting, the insults should come from people who know you well and know all the neuroses, fears, shame, etc. that you try to hide from yourself. In other words, they will be insults that have truth behind them and hurt.


That's what I was wondering. If it was insults from strangers, I could care less. I mean, what's the best they could do? "You're fat"? Hell, I come to the cellar. :D But insults from my mom or someone would be worse than getting punched, I think.
lumberjim • Sep 14, 2007 7:48 pm
shut up, fatty
Lady Sidhe • Sep 14, 2007 9:31 pm
Insults, definitely.

And yeah...anyone who can stick around the Cellar for any length of time can be a millionaire.

;)
Drax • Sep 15, 2007 4:06 am
Then gimme my money now. I need a new wheelchair.
Perry Winkle • Sep 15, 2007 6:05 am
Drax;385493 wrote:
Then gimme my money now. I need a new wheelchair.


Shut up, crippy-boy.
Drax • Sep 15, 2007 9:29 am
Perry Winkle;385499 wrote:
Shut up, crippy-boy.


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