jinx, come here. I need you.
Come down here and cook my steaks, woman. I'm getting in the tub! And your tea is getting cold.
love,
Jim
jinxy! jinxy!
really thought of meet the parents there for a second. Could you swing by here and cook the chicken breasts i bought today (with a vague idea i would be able to prepare and consume them myself)?
What an example you are for the rest of us husbands, Jim. I think I'm going to post to one of Mrs. Dallas' mailing lists that we're running low on gin. Oh, and she needs to make an appointment for the birds to go to the vet.
My guess is, she's either cooking steaks, or she's hunting down a 2x4 to beat Jim upside the head with, depending on what kind of mood she was in when she read that.
Every time I see this thread, I hear
Jack Black saying "Kage come here
I WANT YOU."
Coincidental? I'm thinking it was a subconscious leak, at the very least.
I was thinking more along the lines of Alexander Graham Bell ...
Quit beating me to saying stuff.
she came, she saw, she cooked my steaks.
i plan to use this thread to get a hold of her later. she never has her cell phone on her, and i turned off the home phone cuz its pointless.
worked great for me. oh, and my bath was lovely.
I'm not your bitch, you fucking cowboys fan.
I'm not your bitch, you fucking cowboys fan.
Tell it on the mountain, woman!
I'm not your bitch, you fucking cowboys fan.
:eek: Ugghh - I always knew there was something
wrong with lj - thanks for explaining it.
Wow Jim...what a fine way to shoot yourself in the foot in front of a bunch of witnesses.
Wow Jim...what a fine way to shoot yourself in the foot in front of a bunch of witnesses.
I'd say we all lost respect for him, but that would require us to have had some to begin with. [COLOR="White"]. . . [/COLOR] [COLOR="Silver"][SIZE="1"]Why are my sentences so complicated?[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?:rolleyes:
Why are my sentences so complicated?
Complex thoughts require complex explanations.
You need to install a wireless doorbell that she can't reach/find. That's what we did for the kids :D
This may be one of my favorite threads.
I really thought he would have asked for pork chops instead of steak.
Did she come?
If she did, did she make a lot of noise and generally show approval at your command? If so, I require some advice on how to behave in such a commanding manner as my wife claims to want this sort of thing.
it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor.
it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor.
when you say hot, do you mean about 350?
~~SIZZLE~~
it's good to have a wife with a hot sense of humor.
Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?:rolleyes:
I dunno. He did seem to soften it by caring if her tea got cold or not. Although a ploy the thought was nice implying a bit of pussy whip-ed-ness. ;)
LJ, I will now call you PeterSellers.
One afternoon, the doorbell rang in Peter Sellers's London flat. As Sellers was busy in his study, his wife Anne went to the door, where she was handed a telegram. The message? "Bring me a cup of coffee. Peter."
when you say hot, do you mean about 350?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I'm pretty sure that Jinx, even prior to the alterations, was approximately as hot as the surface of the sun. Or at least the chromosphere.
she really wasn't.
really. she "GETS" me
Wait. Did you just say I wasn't hot Jim - because I will change the locks...
ah...i missed the alterations part.....thought he meant he thought you were fuming.
s'what i get for peek-reading.
you look ravishing.....especially first thing in the morning in just a tshirt with your hair all messed up and sleep in your eyes.
Why Thanks LJ !!!
You look cute after I untie you from your post in the morning !!
Dude...and I'm sure I don't need to tell you this...your woman is ridiculously hot. I'm not real sure you even deserve to be with a woman this hot. But I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. Or at least a doubtful benefit.
Aww Patrick, why you gotta make me blush? :blush:
I'm not real sure you even deserve to be with a woman this hot.
You're "not real sure?" Oh, I have no doubt whatsoever.
Aww Patrick, why you gotta make me blush? :blush:
A bad sunburn couldn't make you blush, ya tart, ya.
The tone of your commands has become quite weak.
The tone of your commands has become quite weak.
lol
yeah, well...i wanted her to take my dry cleaning for me....
love ya, hunny!
i have that problem. a wife who knows me very, very well and won't take any of my shit. oh, and opininated. not that jinx is. i am sure she is great. wonderful in fact. sorry honey. i love you. please don't hit me again. wait, it's your wife. not mine.
mmmm......good turkey in a bag. thank you.
See, even Ali can't get cock off her mind....
You yanks n your turkey
Yankin' your turkey?? :question:
Pre-marinated turkey tenders, grilled. Friggin easy... y'welcome.
Jinx, how is it that you never fart?
thats why you don't bitch , you relive the pressure !!!
If you don't burp and fart you must blow up eventually...mustn't you???
My husband is jealous of how well I fart but he thinks he's the best burper.
I think the decision is still pending.
jinx has a gift. her burps turn heads in loud taprooms. my dad decided she was 'the one' after hearing her burp once in our early dating years.
we should, i think, at this stage, point out that this discussion came about because i gave her the user title ' never farts. ever.'
it's an exaggeration, obviously...she's not a seagull...i think it has to do with diet. she doesn't like bread...or beer......and her bacardi silvers are burpfodder.
Ok....now that we've discussed my lovely dainty wife's upper and lower GI function in great detail...I'm late for my beating.....It's always better if I just have her beat me first and tell her why afterwards. don't fear for me...it's worth it to me to bring you folks this level of entertainment.
Pizza makes me fart.
How can you not like bread? Breads like....the best.
jinx has a gift.
It's always better if I just have her beat me first and tell her why afterwards. don't fear for me...it's worth it to me to bring you folks this level of entertainment.
Could you post some pics for us? [SIZE="1"]{Esp the ones of Jinx in that leather dominatrix outfit}[/SIZE]Thanks in advance.
Last night I had home-made vegetable curry and brown rice
Today I have been farting the 1812 Overture
It meant I was too worried to go to Water Workout, which didn't go well with HM.
Soddit, it was a genuine concern. Now ma bellah is calm I am going to have a bagel with low fat soft cheese. And jalapenos. Ah never mind, it's yoga and stability balls tomorrow.
Anyway, carry on....
SG, do you soak your brown rice? It makes it more nutritious and easier to digest....
I haven't ever heard of that - no I don't. I assume you soak it before cooking? How long do you recommend? I'll willing to give it a try as long as it doesn't stop it being chewy - I like that.
I usually soak things overnight with a couple drop of lemon juice to kill the
phytic acid. Soaking will reduce your cooking time a bit, but shouldn't change the texture at all (unless you overcook it).
Here's some
more info though.
hey....post that picture of His Noodly Appendages that we were blessed by last night at dinner!
WOW - you guys are blessed
Sell it on eBay!
I'm serious.
we left it on the table like that. it was the fried soba noodles from our "Japanese Garden" desert. I don't think the waitress recognized it as the miracle that it plainly was.
it was the fried soba noodles from our "Japanese Garden" desert.
Was it terribly dry?
i forgot my phuckin phone.....
IM me if you need me.....
[cough]iloveyoudrycleaningiloveyou[/cough]
love you too jim, but you can get your own damn dry cleaning.
pssst. tea water is ready.......
i think i forgot my phone
Ya, you left it in the bathroom.
Where it could all too easily be pushed right into the bowl...
...but you guys enforce the seat-down rule, eh??
That doesn't help with the poop molecules.
There are probably molecules all over that phone. It's been in that room for how long now.
just don't use Jim's phone - ewwwwwwwwwwww
OH MANNNNN.
my phone is infected with poop molecules now...
i'll have to sanitize it for my protection.
30 seconds in the microwave
Speaking of poop molecules- I am feeling particularly discordant today.....
While you are sanitizing Jim, I have a list of some websites you should go to. :)
Well? Where's the list, dammit? Don't keep us in suspense.