Great Balls of Fire!

DanaC • Aug 23, 2007 6:48 pm
Well....more of a flaming cock really..

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070822/tod-uk-russia-crime-penis-b7e5c6f_1.html

I shouldn't laugh. It's not a funny story, it's barbaric and vile...but this line did raise a slight chuckle:

woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
Aliantha • Aug 23, 2007 8:03 pm
So did she use vodka as the accellerant?
DucksNuts • Aug 23, 2007 8:25 pm
"I don't know what I did to deserve this."


ch'yeah riiiiight.

Why was he naked?
Aliantha • Aug 23, 2007 8:26 pm
He was watching tv! Doesn't everyone watch tv naked???
Elspode • Aug 23, 2007 9:04 pm
Dude said "I don't know what I did to deserve this." Apparently he is unaware that merely having a penis is sufficient reason after living with someone for three years after you've been divorced.
theotherguy • Aug 23, 2007 9:08 pm
balls+fire=bad
Crimson Ghost • Aug 23, 2007 11:40 pm
Gives a new meaning to "Hey, I have a burning sensation down there".
RonBurgundy • Aug 24, 2007 12:12 am
Aliantha;377762 wrote:
He was watching tv! Doesn't everyone watch tv naked???



I do?
JuancoRocks • Aug 24, 2007 3:16 am
Nuts! Hot Nuts!.....Get 'em from the Russian Man.......


"It was monstrously painful,"
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 24, 2007 2:19 pm
RonBurgundy;377833 wrote:
I do?
Do we have to show you the hidden camera pictures?
rkzenrage • Aug 24, 2007 4:11 pm
I don't find this funny at all and don't think anyone would think so either if he had set her on fire.
jester • Aug 24, 2007 4:15 pm
Is that what you call "Cracklin Crotch"?
Happy Monkey • Aug 24, 2007 4:33 pm
rkzenrage;378056 wrote:
I don't find this funny at all and don't think anyone would think so either if he had set her on fire.
Maybe if there was a popular song "Great Tits of Fire"?
Cicero • Aug 24, 2007 5:26 pm
The fact that he admits that there is something he could possibly do to deserve that is the funny part.
He's still trying to figure it out....

Hmm...I can't imagine what I did.......
DanaC • Aug 24, 2007 5:32 pm
rk, you are right it isn't funny. Hence my caveat in the initial post. What I found amusing is that having been forced through lack of housing options to continue living together despite being divorced, he was sitting butt naked watching tv and drinking vodka. I just found that an amusing description of a russian man:P
rkzenrage • Aug 24, 2007 5:33 pm
Understood.
Aliantha • Aug 24, 2007 9:54 pm
I think that's what most of us found amuzing. i know it's what made me think he probably could have avoided it by at least putting some clothes on.

Isn't Russia pretty cold anyway? Why would you be sitting anywhere naked?