Leah!!!
I knew this girl by the name of Leah, no last names for privacy issues. And she was in nursing school and thought that the nursing boards were secretly watching her like with cameras in her apartment and people on the street spying on her. So, one day there was dirt in her apartment that she had not cleaned-up and she said to me, as she looked up at the ceiling, "I don't clean it because I like it." There are literally hundreds of Leah stories that I could tell.
ok, here's another one-
Leah called me one real late evening and said into my voice mail since I wasn't home, because she thought that her lines were being listened to, " I hate nursing, I hate it, they are a bunch of hippocits."
" I hate nursing, I hate it, they are a bunch of hippocits."
because they took the pledge:
to first do no harm?
Tell us some stories about what happened after she graduated and ended up working with mouse brains in a research lab.
she would think that when she was walking down the street that people were yelling, "hey Leah." So, to this day I have to laugh and once in a while say out lould "hey Leah."
Somebody's a quart low on their Haldol.
Is there a point here anywhere?? Who is Leah?
She must be from Saba, en route to Aruba, by way of Puerto Rico.
This is like....zen spamming...
we have an Aussie member
Leah -- I'm sure she'll be thrilled...
Tell us some stories about what happened after she graduated and ended up working with mouse brains in a research lab.
Har. Har.
:right:
[COLOR="White"]This did freak me out when I saw the title though. [/COLOR]
Hey I know the crazy bitch your'e talking about.
Is there a point here anywhere?? Who is Leah?
Don't you really mean "Who
isn't Leah?"
maybe you know this girl, she went to school on the east coast. Can't reveal a last name for the privacy thing and risk of being sued.
When I was dating Leah, she used to show up at my flat in NYC at 3am. Always drunk. Always holding a key lime pie. We'd sit and smoke cigarettes while the coffee brewed, and then eat the whole pie. Afterward, I would always clean out the tin and make a little helmet out of it for her. I think....after a while....as she got weirder and weirder.....that the tin helmet became the whole point of her visit. That and the vigorous anal sex. sigh......always with the vigorous anal sex. Yeah.....Leah was fun that way.
So how long did you walk bow legged after the vigorous anal sex. sigh......always with the vigorous anal sex. there LJ ?????
I don't think I did. but Leah didn't shit right for a week [/Bad Santa]
shitting pancakes ?? [/Beerfest ]
Spinning and shitting.... spinning and shitting....
I met a Leah while vacationing in Vermont sometime back in the mid to late '80s. She was going to college there; but, was originally from someplace like Jersey. The relationship moved really fast and things started to get hot and heavy between us; until, I realized that she was actually quite the self centered girl. She seemed to want everything in life to be just handed to her. Also, Leah was picky, picky, picky ... especially about her foods. Whenever she didn't get what she wanted in life, she turned paranoid and said there was some kind of a plot against her. She wouldn't let me meet any of her friends (if she had any) and smothered me to the point that it felt like I was trapped in a box. I actually thought of her as
Leah The Box and shortly after I broke off our relationship was when I adopted the nickname NoBoxes which I still use today as my virtual name. Last I heard, Leah ran off to be with some guy in California and work in a pharmacy. I hope she got the medications she needed!
man, that damn close, that could truly be her, she lived in SFO for a while. and is from NJ, and I call her that Leah The Box, because I think she's a dumb you know what. But never known her to have any boyfriend that recent, but again maybe so.
You didn't click noboxes link, did you james.
very. very. very. strange.
I just clicked on his name and it didn't say much.
the link in his post, not his name!
and, now I finally understand "douchebag"
then who is it?? who is NoBoxes?
look
at
noboxes
post
in
this
thread.
Click
on
the
clickable
verbiage.
And I thought blondes were dumb (except for the ones here);)
I'm personally pretty sure james doesn't speak English nearly as well as he would like to pretend he does.
That's it, a language barrier! So he speaks in pictures. Now, if we could just figure out what it all means. (looks pensively off into space.) :3eye:
James, click on the red x.
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]
[COLOR="Red"]X[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Is there a point here anywhere?? Who is Leah?
I have no idea who Leah is, but I'm thinking that she might be the perfect companion for P, the character whom this blog is about:
http://www.mycrazyroommate.com/James, click on the red x.
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]X[/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR]
:lol:
what to click where?
Someone PLEASE put Bruces post in the Hall of Fame
- holy freakin shit - I'm still laughing.....
And I edited this post
I have no idea who Leah is, but I'm thinking that she might be the perfect companion for P, the character whom this blog is about:
http://www.mycrazyroommate.com/
hahahaha, I spent a good portion of yesterday arvo reading that.
Funny Shit.
I think the [COLOR="Red"]RED X[/COLOR] Has to be in a box....Much like Leah.
"Yeah, good ole' Leah, now
I call her Leah The Box. What a schizo!!!!!"
Leah's sister Sherry......
http://allforums.net/showthread.php?t=29302