8 Targets in Prison Masturbation Cases

rkzenrage • Aug 9, 2007 1:36 am
8 Targets in Prison Masturbation Cases

Updated: A Florida inmate convicted this week of masturbating while alone in his jail cell is reportedly only one of eight targets—along with state taxpayers—of what a Miami Herald columnist describes as "a spectacular case of selective prosecution."


'It was very vulgar. Very indecent,'' the deputy testified, describing the new crime of which Alexander has now been convicted, the column concludes.


Pigs.
Aliantha • Aug 9, 2007 5:08 am
So you're not allowed to masturbate in jail, but it's ok to butt fuck an unwilling partner?

Very interesting.
yesman065 • Aug 9, 2007 8:28 am
Perhaps female guards don't belong in male prisons -
smurfalicious • Aug 9, 2007 9:13 am
Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

Buttfucking is only a sin. It has no consequences. Other than the occasional HIV.
Shawnee123 • Aug 9, 2007 9:17 am
smurfalicious;373267 wrote:
Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

Buttfucking is only a sin. It has no consequences. Other than the occasional HIV.


What would Gannet do? :rolleyes:
Cloud • Aug 9, 2007 10:25 am
boggles.the.mind.
smurfalicious • Aug 9, 2007 10:30 am
Shawnee123;373270 wrote:
What would Gannet do?

Get on his knees.

































And pray, of course.
Shawnee123 • Aug 9, 2007 10:35 am
smurfalicious;373267 wrote:
Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

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Dammit, I wish I could read this. I'm sure it's important, but it's so blurry! :confused:
smurfalicious • Aug 9, 2007 10:39 am
more important than the buttfucking, apparently
Rexmons • Aug 9, 2007 10:47 am
smurfalicious;373267 wrote:
Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.


and don't forget it gets the hair on your palms all matted up too.
yesman065 • Aug 9, 2007 1:26 pm
Sinners - all of you - going straight to hell you are!
yesman065 • Aug 9, 2007 1:27 pm
Save me a seat wouldja?
Shawnee123 • Aug 9, 2007 1:27 pm
I will be satan's girlfriend, so my room will be way far away from yours. Plus I'll get ice cubes. And cable.
wolf • Aug 9, 2007 2:25 pm
Since I'm probably one of the few people here who have watched the crazy guy masturbating channel with any regularity ...

There's masturbating, and then there's masturbating. Everybody in that setting knows where the cameras are, and how to engage in, um, private activities. Without seeing the tapes, I suspect that the inmate engaged in a performance for the camera as much as for his own pleasure.

This would be a bigger story if the guard had been observing the inmate directly, rather than just on the camera system. More opportunity for harassing language from the inmate to the guard, for example.

And don't forget, in a prison environment, semen is a missile weapon.

The criminal suit may be the stepping stone for the guard to sue for damages against the prison, because certainly the inmate hasn't got squat.
rkzenrage • Aug 9, 2007 5:30 pm
There are 8 of them.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 9, 2007 7:54 pm
OK, make that 8 squats.
richlevy • Aug 9, 2007 8:06 pm
So is it time to start making signs?
Happy Monkey • Aug 9, 2007 8:26 pm
Well, I don't see any need to free them, but there's no need to add more years.
rkzenrage • Aug 13, 2007 2:29 am
I agree, don't want to see it, don't look.
maureen • Aug 13, 2007 2:43 am
How can a prison guard get THAT offended.. I mean CUM ON (oops I mean), COME ON!
TheMercenary • Aug 13, 2007 11:09 am
maureen;374266 wrote:
How can a prison guard get THAT offended.. I mean CUM ON (oops I mean), COME ON!


Helps the lawyers pay for the boat.
Spexxvet • Aug 13, 2007 12:03 pm
Image
Shot at 2007-08-13
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 13, 2007 2:11 pm
maureen;374266 wrote:
How can a prison guard get THAT offended.. I mean CUM ON (oops I mean), COME ON!
Welcome to the Cellar, maureen.:D
We'd be pleased to have you stay and play, if you lose the signature line.