Need translation

Who's good with German? Google helped, but having taken German for 2 years in HS, it didn't quite capture what was said, IMO:

Es gibt so unheimlich viele traurige und sinnlose websites. Hier mal nur ein Beispiel: http://marvin.de Und nur so wenig nicht professionelle Seiten, die einen Sinn haben und diesen auch erfüllen. Hier mal nur ein Beispiel: http://maltekeil.de ;) Doch nun habe ich eine Seite gefunden, für die es einen Grund gibt. Und die dieses selbstgesteckte Ziel erfüllt. In unerreichter Eleganz, wie ich finde, ohne schnickschnack. Überzeugt euch selbst: http://whalepenis.org Ja, nun glaube ich wieder an das Internet! Nun bin ich wieder stolz, daran Teil zu haben!

Gracias in advance.

Babelfish gave this translation:

There is so terribly many sad and senseless websites. Here times only one example: http://marvin.de and only so little not professional sides, which have a sense and these to also fulfill. Here times only one example: http://maltekeil.de nevertheless now I found a side, for which there is a reason. And this put goal fulfills. In unequalled elegance, as I find, without schnickschnack. Convinces you: http://whalepenis.org, now I believe again in the InterNet! Now I am again proud to have to it part!

Hmmm...


schnickschnack, is a retort used to demonstrate the fact that you think someone is over stating something and should get the fuck over themselves.

...."wow, thats big!"......"pfff, schnickschack, its just average".

From my limited German, this is the gist I get....


There are so many sad and pointless websites.

Here is only one example: http: //marvin.de and only so few non professional sites which have a purpose and also fulfil this (purpose).
Here is one example: http: //maltekeil.de, nevertheless, now I have found a site for which there is a reason. And it fulfils its selfput purpose.

In unequalled elegance, as I find, without schnickschnack.

Here persuade yourselves: http: // whalepenis.org

Yes, now I believe again in the Internet!!

Syc. Dude. Whalepenis dot org has impressed the Germans! Seig fuckin' heil, man.

For what it's worth -

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There are so uncannily many sad and senseless websites.
Here once only an example: Http://marvin.de and only so little not professional sides that have a sense and fulfill this also.

Here once only an example: I found http://maltekeil.de yet now a side, for which it gives a reason.

And that this self-stuck goal fulfills.
In unequaled elegance how I find, without bells and whistles.

Convinces you themselves: Http://whalepenis.org

yes, now I believe in again the internet! Now I am again proud to have on that part!

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You make me the chairwoman of the committee to make the whale penis rise and you don't approach me first? Sheesh.

It's super cool, though ... The Church of the Whale Penis as the savior of the internet.



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Es gibt so unheimlich viele traurige und sinnlose websites.

The are an unholy lot of sad and soulless websites.

Hier mal nur ein Beispiel: http://marvin.de

Here is an example. (Marvin has apparently not done anything interesting enough to blog or photograph since 2004.)

Und nur so wenig nicht professionelle Seiten, die einen Sinn haben und diesen auch erfüllen.

This is not confined to professional sites, that have a purpose to fulfill.

Hier mal nur ein Beispiel: http://maltekeil.de ;)

Here is an example. (this is the author's website. He's funny.)

Doch nun habe ich eine Seite gefunden, für die es einen Grund gibt. Und die dieses selbstgesteckte Ziel erfüllt.

I have found a site that gives us a foundation, and fulfills it's goal.

In unerreichter Eleganz, wie ich finde, ohne schnickschnack.

In unsurpassed elegance we find it, without fanfare ...

Überzeugt euch selbst: http://whalepenis.org

Look for yourself

Ja, nun glaube ich wieder an das Internet! Nun bin ich wieder stolz, daran Teil zu haben!

Once again I can believe in the Internet! Now I am proud to have a part in it!

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(if you check out the dude's page, he's noted this thread, and is busting on you guys' inability to spell in a foreign language.)

He knows damn well what the translation is, Wolf. If he went to you first he couldn't promote the site here.

I couldn't quite make out what exactly the guy meant...I thought that he was giving props to COTWP, but some of the words didn't make sense to me (or Google). And I wanted to make sure that I understood the true meaning of his statement.

Wolf, I honestly didn't know that you knew German.

Here's the original e-mail that Malte sent to me:

Hi guys,

I wanted to tell you how great you are! What you are doing should certainly be honored much more, and if I was the Queen I would make you knights!
However, since I'm not the Queen I did what I could: I linked to you and told all the readers of my blog to look on your page.
Be the penis with you!

cheers
Malte

I just wrote on his board:

Dear MKJ,

I would like to thank you for your kind words about the Church of the Whale Penis. I apologize for the poor translations that my friends have posted at cellar.org. :-) I just wanted to make sure I truly understood what you were saying. We will continue to hold the whale penis in high regard, and will make sure that we put a link to your site on our webpage.

Regards,
Sycamore
Lead Righteous Man
Church of the Whale Penis

P.S. Hallo, deutsche Freunde der Wal-Penis!