Lets all chip in

ebay apparently does sell everything.

I am totally in - Where do I send my $20.00?

That's pretty cool.

Oh, and uh - who's got a boat? - I'd like to actually get to our island.

You know, yesman's not far off; with 4819 members in the Cellar, we could get it for $165/member. :D

... who's got a boat?

Rexmons, the clever boat cabbie.

Ooh, I want one.:rolleyes:

Uisge Beatha;370083 wrote:

You know, yesman's not far off; with 4819 members in the Cellar, we could get it for $165/member. :D

i think we've found our treasurer. :D

My parents have friends that live a few hours from there in Kittery (across the river from Portsmouth, NH). And they have a boat we could use.

I WANT. I WANT! Let's start a commune. I'll bring the kool-aid.

Rexmons wrote:

i think we've found our treasurer.

I suppose I could stay in the office and handle that. I wouldn't be going to the island myself since I have ex-in-laws near there. :headshake

If you guys buy the island, I'll bring the lobstahs.

Shawnee123;370096 wrote:

I WANT. I WANT! Let's start a commune. I'll bring the kool-aid.

I'll bring the suga:)

I love it, but I'm not going until there are flush toilets and high speed internet.

My spirit of adventure only goes so far.

I am a little concerned about the "rock the size of an office building." Does it spoil the view, or is it the view?

Uisge Beatha;370101 wrote:

I suppose I could stay in the office and handle that. I wouldn't be going to the island myself since I have ex-in-laws near there. :headshake

Wolf will be in charge of security...you're safe with us. :)

I don't know...

Rogue Island sounds like a formidable foe.

http://www.google.com/maps?q=Machiasport,+ME,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title

Takes a lil lookin, but you can actually see it on the aerial map!

Let's just get a helicopter while we are at it, fuck boats.

$ Amount for shipping is unspecified. That's where they get ya. On the shipping.

Maybe I need to play a big lottery tonight. If I win I'll buy the island and you can all come play.

rkzenrage;370133 wrote:

Let's just get a helicopter while we are at it, fuck boats.

Yeah man - totally!

Wait we would need to land it somewhere safe - -
ooooh we could all rappel down

Are you people nuts?
Do you realize Summer up there lasts 3 days... not in a row. Great if you want to raise Polar Bears.
And it faces the open ocean... North Atlantic. You know, icebergs, Titanic, Vikings.
Find some place warm where we can get naked.

Way to shit on our party Bruce - man that was a cold dose of reality!

rkzenrage;370133 wrote:

Let's just get a helicopter while we are at it, fuck boats.

What happened to our big plans for a duck?

yesman065;370151 wrote:

Way to shit on our party Bruce - man that was a cold dose of reality!

There are literally dozens of islands for sail, in warm, sunny places. A little more money, but pleasant year round, with wahines, trees, wahines, coconuts, wahines, fresh water, wahines... you know, necessities.

sycamore wrote:

Wolf will be in charge of security...you're safe with us.

Thanks, sycamore; it's good knowing you guys have my back.

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

Are you people nuts? ~snip~ it faces the open ocean... North Atlantic. You know, icebergs, Titanic, Vikings.

Don't worry about the Vikings. I'll handle them; they're my people, so no problem.

Uisge Beatha;370162 wrote:

Don't worry about the Vikings. I'll handle them; they're my people, so no problem.

My high school mascot thingy was a Viking, so I could probably do the old school song and soften them up.

Shawnee123 wrote:

My high school mascot thingy was a Viking, so I could probably do the old school song and soften them up.

There you go! We'll tackle anything with teamwork. I'd say we ought to have just about all the resources we need between all the folks here. But, um, how do we work the time-share. :rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce;370160 wrote:

There are literally dozens of islands for sale, in warm, sunny places. A little more money, but pleasant year round...

True dat. This one is even in the good old USA.

I went somewhere a little like that recently - Sanda Island (faces the Atlantic from the other side and I can see it from my house (weather permitting)).
It was FAB and we're going to holiday there as soon as we can organise it.
True, there is a pub ... :D

I claim dibs on building a pub and running it. I will be happy to hire some of you as employees though. :D

I'm a great bartender, but I was kind of planning to be Mayor, since I'll be buying it with my lottery winnings. There will be all kinds of rules...NOT!

Excellent! We have a pub and the beginnings of a local economy already. This is looking better all the time.

UT and some of the other folks can help set up our IT infrastructure. Bruce can be the crotchety town elder. Griff can help us build shit. Rich can be the cook at my pub.

What else?

:girlband: We'll definitely not long for live music with all the musicians around here. Ram Island Rocks, baybay!

:vikingsmi

Perhaps we could rename it something creative and different like - uh "Cellar Island" - never mind, even I don't like it - I'll just start the rock collection when we get there.

I'm in! Wooo-hoo!
I do think we need a tropical paradise instead so I can swim. I want coconuts.

Oh- sign me up for 1 cyber-cafe owner. (I make great sandwiches too)

sycamore;370176 wrote:

I claim dibs on building a pub and running it. I will be happy to hire some of you as employees though. :D

Screw that lay-about slave driver. Come work in my casino.

xoxoxoBruce;370192 wrote:

Screw that lay-about slave driver. Come work in my casino.

Oooh, I've never been in a Casino. Can I work there?

A casino would be cool, but it could spoil the island a bit...bring too many retards in. Shawnee, you have to make sure that our island doesn't become like Nantucket.

Weird Harold wrote:

$ Amount for shipping is unspecified. That's where they get ya. On the shipping.

I somehow missed that earlier today, but now I'm all :lol:.

Shawnee123 wrote:

I'm a great bartender, but I was kind of planning to be Mayor, since I'll be buying it with my lottery winnings.

Yeah, Mayor is good for you, 'cause I remember you wanted to 'start a commune and you'd bring the kool-aid.' Heh, no Jonestown cocktails for us! :D

Can we make it our own country?
Oh man... this is gonna' be great!
I get to make some laws!!!!!
"You only get to wear rubber, patent leather, glass, plastic and fur in Cellartopea!"
I call dibs on building the dungeon, missiles and launcher!

xoxoxoBruce;370148 wrote:

Are you people nuts?
Do you realize Summer up there lasts 3 days... not in a row. Great if you want to raise Polar Bears.
And it faces the open ocean... North Atlantic. You know, icebergs, Titanic, Vikings.
Find some place warm where we can get naked.

mmmmm, can we have naked Vikings then??

Weird Harold;370156 wrote:

What happened to our big plans for a duck?

What plans for me?:eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce;370192 wrote:

Screw that lay-about slave driver. Come work in my casino.

Will it be like Hooters attire??? I have the handbook already.

I shouldnt have to chip in as much, gonna cost me a small friggen fortune to get there

We'll send the heli for you.....

Can I be the fire chief? And put a jacuzzi at the bottom of the pole?

DucksNuts wrote:

I shouldn't have to chip in as much, gonna cost me a small friggen fortune to get there

Who said you had to pay at all? The per share cost was based on 4819 members, and we already have 9 more than that. That gives us a current surplus of $1485, which could go towards your travel expenses. :)

DucksNuts wrote:

mmmmm, can we have naked Vikings then??

Be careful what you wish for. Remember, they're my people; do you want a bunch of hairy, naked guys running around? :D

sycamore;370183 wrote:

Griff can help us build shit.

By help you mean sit on a bar stool and dispense opinion, yes?

monster wrote:

Can I be the fire chief? And put a jacuzzi at the bottom of the pole?

A firefighting monster sure sounds good to me. Since there shouldn't be too many fires to handle, you ought to have spare time to keep helping with dishing out new user titles. ;)

Can I be chief arsonist too? I likes a good fire.....

Griff;370285 wrote:

By help you mean sit on a bar stool and dispense opinion, yes?

Sorry, shithead...you built a house and revealed it to us. No getting out of it now.

monster;370291 wrote:

Can I be chief arsonist too? I likes a good fire.....

As long as you don't burn down my pub, sure. :)

Uisge Beatha;370284 wrote:

Be careful what you wish for. Remember, they're my people; do you want a bunch of hairy, naked guys running around? :D

And shrinkage!

I'll have Jester on the door of the casino, making sure it isn't permanent.

Shawnee123;370165 wrote:

My high school mascot thingy was a Viking, so I could probably do the old school song and soften them up.

My high school mascot was a Trojan. Despite this, we had a surprising number of pre-graduation pregnancies.

Uisge Beatha;370284 wrote:

Be careful what you wish for. Remember, they're my people; do you want a bunch of hairy, naked guys running around? :D

Outstanding. I'm in.

DucksNuts;370279 wrote:

What plans for me?:eyebrow:

RK, and I were thinking of recreating the giant rubber duck from France. I suppose if we have any yellow PVC left over we could....

Hey that gives me an idea could all the women on the island be big breasted bimbo robots, like in The Stepford Wives?

I knew what you were on about Harry ;)

That is really a stunning place. I could build a fabulous timber frame there. They mention that its a designated bird island, that may make building a non-option... Maybe security could deal with the bird/seal problem? ;)

Griff wrote:

They mention that its a designated bird island, that may make building a non-option... Maybe security could deal with the bird/seal problem?

Heck, just break the seal and let the birds out - no more problem!

Griff;370285 wrote:

By help you mean sit on a bar stool and dispense opinion, yes?

I changed my mind. I don't wanna be Mayor. I like Griff's idea better. Shall we have elections?

btw, Griff, will you bring me a goat? I think a Maine island would be a perfect place for a pet goat.

I do have a number of spare goats at the moment but am dubious that man and goat can live in harmony on a small island.

Harmony? Who said anything about harmony?
:yum:

Hey, don't eat my goat! You don't get my goat! ;)

I was thinking sheeps. For the poetry, you know.

Oh, see, I just assumed the sheep were for Flint. :D

We could combine the big breasted bimbos, and the goats, like The Island of Doctor Moreau.

xoxoxoBruce;370307 wrote:

And shrinkage!

I'll have Jester on the door of the casino, making sure it isn't permanent.

Uh, thanks - maybe you should clarify the job description:rolleyes:

Also, will you bring your '57 I wanna go for a ride:)

Weird Harold;370427 wrote:

We could combine the big breasted bimbos, and the goats, like The Island of Doctor Moreau.

No that's Club Med. On the other island.
:)

:lol: @ Cicero

so who's bringing the hip waders when global warming raises sea level by 20 ft?

I said it before, and I'll say it again: Show me an island up for private sale, and I'll show you a refuge from the global zombie horde.

So zombies can only walk with their hands stretched out. They can't swim, drive a boat, or pilot a plane. I think this new information should bump us up a few notches on Money Magazine's list.

Shawnee123 wrote:

Hey, don't eat my goat! You don't get my goat!

Maybe it's just me, but that sounded like glatt was beginning to get your goat. ;)

Weird Harold wrote:

I think this new information should bump us up a few notches on Money Magazine's list.

I do believe we have our PR guy now. :D

jester;370430 wrote:

Uh, thanks - maybe you should clarify the job description:rolleyes:

Also, will you bring your '57 I wanna go for a ride:)

Just hang around the front door. Any guy that doesn't lose his shrinkage gets shunted to the morgue, 'cause he's definitely dead.

barefoot serpent;370484 wrote:

so who's bringing the hip waders when global warming raises sea level by 20 ft?

The high spot is 60 ft.