Hamburger Construction

Flint • Jul 25, 2007 5:38 pm
[SIZE="1"]This is directly out of the secret training manual that they all use:[/SIZE]
DucksNuts • Jul 25, 2007 9:11 pm
Really?

We must have a different training manual down here....ours are strategically piled so your last bite gets every friggen pickle on the burger...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.
freshnesschronic • Jul 25, 2007 9:25 pm
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You don't like green monsters?

Me neither, Boston suckssss.
Jk.
yesman065 • Jul 25, 2007 9:39 pm
DucksNuts;368089 wrote:
Really?

...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.


Holy shit - I thought I was the only one - lol

Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed!
fargon • Jul 25, 2007 9:43 pm
I give Keryx all the pickles.
lumberjim • Jul 25, 2007 10:35 pm
the taco bell burrito method of putting all of the sour cream in the last bite is in that manual too, methinks
Flint • Jul 25, 2007 11:28 pm
That's exactly what I'm talkin' about. How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?
Hagar • Jul 26, 2007 4:20 am
Ahh memories...

There was a pickle strategically stuck to an arty rainforest print at our local Golden Arches for the whole two years I was at college. It only disssapeared when the print did.

Then there was the pickle "drive-by-shooting" when you tried to fling as many pickles as you could on to the bodywork of your opponents' car
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 26, 2007 6:56 am
yesman065;368098 wrote:
Holy shit - I thought I was the only one - lol

Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed!
The Anti-litter Lord works in mysterious ways.
jester • Jul 26, 2007 10:25 am
ok, this is sorta similar - but I only like ketchup & mayo on my burgers - so when I ask, I'm not saying EXTRA, just ONLY. When I take a bite - the stuff ooozes out all over the freakin place, blah.
TheMercenary • Jul 26, 2007 10:26 am
xoxoxoBruce;368174 wrote:
The Anti-litter Lord works in mysterious ways.


Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter. :D
Perry Winkle • Jul 26, 2007 10:31 am
TheMercenary;368211 wrote:
Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter. :D


The glasses were technically litter...
TheMercenary • Jul 26, 2007 10:37 am
Perry Winkle;368214 wrote:
The glasses were technically litter...


Ahhhhh... yes. Thank you . I stand corrected on that aspect. I was looking at it more from the concept that the loss of the glasses was in effect some form of punishment for the "littering" of the pickles. :p
smurfalicious • Jul 26, 2007 10:41 am
Flint;368114 wrote:
How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?

No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"
yesman065 • Jul 26, 2007 11:14 am
smurfalicious;368219 wrote:
No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"


So much for me EVER having a Big Mac again - thanks smurf :greenface
Shawnee123 • Jul 26, 2007 11:18 am
Nice buns.
Rexmons • Jul 26, 2007 11:19 am
you know why I like Wendy's? Everything’s the right temperature, The buns are room temperature, the beef patty is nice and hot and everything else is cold, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, ketchup, mayonnaise. they may still stack all the pickles into the center but at least the pickles arent all warm and mushy.