Paris to record new album

Uh, she had an old album? I bet it was gooooooood.

Paris, since being released from prison, is happily working on her new album. The biggest news item since "Does Harry Pooter live or die" fans (Paris-ites) await the release of what is to be a fine moment in the history of American music.

Possible tracks are:

I Did a Line (Because It Was Mine)

Genius in a Bottle

Isn't It Colonic (Don't You Stink?)

Sister Goldenheir

Hit Me, Baby, Do Some Time.

What songs would YOU like to hear? Post them here, she may be listening.

Paris, music, who the freak cares.

I thought she was reformed, she should have the common sense to know we don't want to listen to her crappy recording deal.

I just want to put it out there....


I hate Paris Hilton.


The rest of us actually have to go to school and work for a living. I don't think she even graduated high school did she? She's just such a waste of space and energy in my opinion.

Well puh, this wasn't supposed to be another Paris commentary. Yes, we KNOW you don't care. Yes, we've HEARD it before.

It was supposed to be "take an existing song, and imagine what you can change it to to fit humorously on a fake Paris album." I thought mine were pretty funny.

Plus, I wanted to use the word Paris-ites.

Never mind, go back to your sand box...


One more song for her album:

Waiting on the World To Get a Sense of Hu-muh.

This thread has officially ended.

:::sound of crickets chirping:::

wait, i thought of one:D

Paris Wasteland

Shawnee123;365477 wrote:

Well puh, this wasn't supposed to be another Paris commentary. Yes, we KNOW you don't care. Yes, we've HEARD it before.

It was supposed to be "take an existing song, and imagine what you can change it to to fit humorously on a fake Paris album." I thought mine were pretty funny.

Plus, I wanted to use the word Paris-ites.

Never mind, go back to your sand box...

....Sorry.

I'm a Diseased Prostitute with a Poorly-Concealed Drug Addiction


Catchy, doncha think?

lol @ clodfobble

Hey fresh, was just kidding in my horribly sarcastic way. Bad habit o' mine.

:)

Aw, look at that - Daddy Hilton bought so many copies of her first album, she's putting out a second.

Actually, I think the first label dropped her so she made her own label.

"the only difference between me and a crack whore is press coverage"

Yeah, I think she said on Larry Live that everyone thinks she's spoiled but she works HARD and makes her OWN MONEY. Hence, the new album.

Paris in the Pen with Diamonds

Golden Slammers

Over the Hilton and Far Away

i just preordered 5 copies of the new album.

Rock on, Rex!

Oooohh, Paris "Holland Tunnel Twat" Hilton is recording a new album?

I must buy it!!!

I need a new coaster...

Rexmons;365667 wrote:

i just preordered 5 copies of the new album.

Someday, you might be able to sell 'em on ebay. :rolleyes:

Anyone want to buy a Saturday Night Fever album?

(jk, I'm keeping it.)