Finally a Muslim with the guts to say it

TheMercenary • Jul 16, 2007 7:12 pm
The Trouble with Islam Today

A Muslim's Call for Reform in Her Faith

by Irshad Manji

A Wake-up Call for Honesty and Change

Written by Irshad Manji

The Trouble with Islam Today is an open letter from award-winning journalist Irshad Manji to concerned citizens worldwide–Muslim or not. The book is a lively wake-up call, a demand for honesty and change in Islamic countries and the West. With guts and sincerity Manji insists that readers face some of the most important questions troubling the world today.

A self-proclaimed Muslim Refusenik, Manji exposes the disturbing cornerstones of Islam as it is widely practiced: tribal insularity, deep-seated anti-Semitism and uncritical acceptance of the Koran as the final, superior manifesto of God. But the book begins with and repeatedly returns to Manji’s own experience of Islam, from a teenage debate with a madressa teacher who couldn’t explain to her why girls weren’t allowed to lead prayer, to how she discovered what’s worth salvaging about Islam, to the surprising conclusions she reached about the Arab-Jewish conflict after traveling to Israel — a part of the Middle East that few Muslims dare visit.

Irshad Manji doesn’t claim to have all the answers, but in the book’s first two chapters she relates how, through her journey from childhood to adulthood, she came to ask several key questions about Islam that continue to concern her (and that few other writers have had the courage to raise): Why was her B.C. public school so open and tolerant, but her religious school bigoted and rigid? How could she reconcile her faith with the misogynist, homophobic and anti-Semitic violence committed in its name? Why are rote, literal readings of the Koran the mainstream of Islamic thought today?

“When Did We Stop Thinking?” she asks in chapter three, unearthing Islam’s tradition of creativity and curiosity — a tradition that died for entirely political reasons. Then, trekking through the Middle East, that Islamic countries’ difficulties can’t easily be blamed on the usual scapegoats: Israel, she discovers, is a fiercely pluralistic society that should be an example to Muslim nations; the United States, surprisingly, is admired by many Muslims and is seen more as an unrealized hope than as lead criminal.

This being the case, Manji wonders if the Muslim world is being colonized not by America, but by Arabia. Because Islam was founded in the land of Arabia, in the language of Arabia, for the people of Arabia, Muslims around the world have succumbed to “foundamentalism.” Even non-Arab Muslims — Islam’s majority — have come to imitate the seventh-century tribal rites of the Arabian Peninsula. But this narrow, intolerant and paternalistic system isn’t the only way to be a Muslim.

“Ijtihad” (ij-tee-had) is the positive message of this book. Ijtihad is Islam’s lost tradition of independent thinking, which flowered in the Islamic golden age between 700 and 1200 CE. Reviving ijtihad requires Muslims and non-Muslims alike to stop spouting received wisdom, start thinking for themselves and take action. For example, Manji writes, we can revitalize the economies of the Islamic world by engaging the talents of female entrepreneurs. When offered micro-business loans, women accrue assets, become literate, read the Quran for themselves and see the options it gives women for self-respect as well as for respect for the “other.” Through this and other practical ideas, Manji shows how ordinary Muslims, with a little help from their friends, can have a future to live for rather than a past to die for.

Of course, her campaign to revive ijtihad raises concerns: For Islamic countries, does becoming more humane mean becoming more Western? Can one sow reform without being a cultural colonizer? Manji addresses these questions head-on — and reminds us of a crucial fact: In the West one can ask dissenting questions about religion and society without fear of being raped, maimed or murdered by the state. Manji gives thanks for these precious freedoms and she challenges Muslims in the West to exercise them. She also invites non-Muslims to step out of “orthodox multiculturalism” and expect better of Muslims, both at home and abroad.

Irshad Manji remains a Muslim, one who takes seriously the verse in the Quran that states: “Believers, conduct yourselves with justice and bear true witness before God — even if it be against yourselves, your parents or your family.” In that spirit, she ends her open letter by asking critics to tell her where her analysis has gone wrong. The result is an intense discussion on her website. Whether you agree or disagree with her argument, one thing can’t be disputed: The Trouble with Islam Today has already created a worldwide conversation where none existed before.
TheMercenary • Jul 16, 2007 7:20 pm
Includes a powerful comment from Imam Khaleel Mohammad in the Preface for the book. His website:

http://forpeoplewhothink.org/
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 16, 2007 8:00 pm
Irshad Manji is a feisty bitch, and apparently fearless.
Has anyone noticed that the Islamic voice of reason is almost entirely female?
There's another woman, older woman in NYC,(can't remember her name off hand) that has hammered the Islamic patriarchy relentlessly, for years.
Cloud • Jul 16, 2007 8:09 pm
of course it's a female voice. The men are all too busy trying to get laid in heaven.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 16, 2007 8:12 pm
Or busy looking at the Poppy.
TheMercenary • Jul 16, 2007 8:15 pm
xoxoxoBruce;364613 wrote:
Irshad Manji is a feisty bitch, and apparently fearless.
Has anyone noticed that the Islamic voice of reason is almost entirely female?
There's another woman, older woman in NYC,(can't remember her name off hand) that has hammered the Islamic patriarchy relentlessly, for years.

I am still trying to find a copy of the preface written by the Imam. This guy really lays it down about the author. Here is some snips I copied:

"Let us face a simple fact: I should hate Irshad Manji. If Muslims listen to her, they will stop listening to people like me, a imam who spent years at a traditional Islamic University."

"She has a big mouth and fact upon fact to corraborate her analysis."

"I should hate this woman."

"But then I look into my heart and engage my mind, and I come to a discomforting conclusion: Irshad is the the truth. And my God commands me to uphold the truth - which means that I have to side with her."

There is much more.
Flint • Jul 16, 2007 8:45 pm
I come to a discomforting conclusion: ___ is the the truth.
And my ___ commands me to uphold the truth - which means that I have to side with ___.
Cloud • Jul 16, 2007 10:49 pm
I personally think the Muslim religion has been twisted by evil men into something it really wasn't intended to be.
TheMercenary • Jul 16, 2007 10:57 pm
Cloud;364716 wrote:
I personally think the Muslin religion has been twisted by evil men into something it really wasn't intended to be.

Sort of like the Bible.
Cloud • Jul 16, 2007 11:21 pm
well, that's true, too
piercehawkeye45 • Jul 17, 2007 2:19 am
Cloud;364716 wrote:
I personally think the Muslin religion has been twisted by evil men into something it really wasn't intended to be.

That is the case with just about every major religion. Desire for power can destroy the beautiful.
rkzenrage • Jul 17, 2007 2:21 am
Better off without all of it.
There is no need or use for it.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 17, 2007 2:38 am
Except, rkzen, that as a practical matter people behave better if they credit an afterlife -- one with a connection to this life.

It can't help but enlarge one's perspective.

That is why I am not an atheist, nor likely ever to become one. That and it takes just as much mental effort to un-believe as to believe, and for considerably lessened philosophical reward. So I end up figuring atheism for a screwjob.
rkzenrage • Jul 17, 2007 2:45 am
Why? That makes no sense.
This is my only shot, I have to get it right.
Ethics based on "the skydaddy will smite me" is scary to me.
Crisis of faith=guy with no morals.
Mine are based in logic and my own sense of truth.
For me, there just is no reason to believe in a god and no one has ever given me one that makes any sense.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 17, 2007 3:15 am
(sigh) Well, rkzen, I just did. Perhaps if you turn the ability at meditation implied by your handle upon it, you might find that sense.

I won't claim that I've personally got, or indeed ever had, it all, but such as I do have seems to me so far sufficient. I do have the hope that I may improve my understanding as my days increase.

I should think a man without morals would never have grounds for a crisis of faith.

The difference between professing a faith versus the kind of superstition you so happily lampoon would be what you do with it -- primarily this would be the difference between being ethical and spending your days in magic rituals alleged to increase your balance of celestial Brownie points.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 17, 2007 3:16 am
"Muslin religion" is a particularly interesting if infelicitous typo.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 17, 2007 9:57 am
Maybe it wasn't a random typo, maybe God made her type that.
Cloud • Jul 17, 2007 10:12 am
(whistles nonchalantly). I have no idea what you all are on about. I never make typos! (cough)
Happy Monkey • Jul 17, 2007 12:22 pm
Urbane Guerrilla;364770 wrote:
Except, rkzen, that as a practical matter people behave better if they credit an afterlife -- one with a connection to this life.
That's not a reason to believe. That's a reason to trick people you don't trust into believing. If you use that reason for yourself, you are trying to trick yourself into believing.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 17, 2007 7:23 pm
Cloud;364882 wrote:
(cough)

What was that jingling sound?
Cloud • Jul 17, 2007 7:33 pm
the music of the spheres, man!
Perry Winkle • Jul 17, 2007 9:52 pm
rkzenrage;364773 wrote:

[My morals] are ... snip ... my own sense of truth.


So, basically, something you pulled out of your ass. Just like Christianity, Islam, Judaism, ad nauseum.
skysidhe • Jul 17, 2007 10:48 pm
Cloud;364716 wrote:
I personally think the Muslim religion has been twisted by evil men into something it really wasn't intended to be.


Isn't that what happens all round? Men fight for religious rights. Would women?


It makes me wonder if women were the religious leaders if there would be all this chaos and war?

Well maybe chaos at times but I am sure our nesting instinct would take over. I wonder how that would look.
Cloud • Jul 17, 2007 11:56 pm
yes, women would, and have, fought for religious rights. But I don't think they've been involved much in the decision making of the Muslim heirarchy.

the Muslin heirarchy, perhaps.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 18, 2007 1:08 am
Happy Monkey;364940 wrote:
That's not a reason to believe. That's a reason to trick people you don't trust into believing. If you use that reason for yourself, you are trying to trick yourself into believing.


Whattaya mean, trick? Why would I try and trick myself, do you think? Do you really think I have to? Frankly, I never worry about whether other people have religious faith or not -- though their behavior can certainly give me a clue. My motivation here is utilitarian. The people who credit an afterlife tend to be better behaved, and are taking a larger perspective rather than staying rooted deep in selfishness. Try looking at it from that viewpoint and see if I ain't right on this one, too.
Happy Monkey • Jul 18, 2007 1:29 am
No, you're not. Whether belief makes someone behave in a certain way has no relationship with whether it is true or not.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 18, 2007 1:52 am
You haven't tried yet, I see. Quit dicking around.
piercehawkeye45 • Jul 18, 2007 8:35 am
Urbane Guerrilla;365206 wrote:
The people who credit an afterlife tend to be better behaved, and are taking a larger perspective rather than staying rooted deep in selfishness. Try looking at it from that viewpoint and see if I ain't right on this one, too.

How did you get to this, I'm curious?

I have found people who believe in an afterlife and people who don't believe in an afterlife to be perfectly equal morally.
TheMercenary • Jul 18, 2007 9:47 am
Urbane Guerrilla;364781 wrote:
"Muslin religion" is a particularly interesting if infelicitous typo.


A true man of the cloth.
yesman065 • Jul 18, 2007 10:21 am
piercehawkeye45;365259 wrote:
How did you get to this, I'm curious?


The movie First Knight (1995) with Sean Connery and Richard Gere.
Little antiquated, but...:eyebrow:
Happy Monkey • Jul 18, 2007 12:20 pm
Urbane Guerrilla;365216 wrote:
You haven't tried yet, I see. Quit dicking around.
There's nothing to try. Even if the premise (believers are better behaved) were true, it in no way implies that what they believe is true. A kid afraid of Santa's list may be on his best behavior, and the parents may find that convenient, but there's no Santa.
yesman065 • Jul 18, 2007 2:20 pm
What? No Santa??? Are you serious??:mecry:
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 19, 2007 2:58 am
piercehawkeye45;365259 wrote:

I have found people who believe in an afterlife and people who don't believe in an afterlife to be perfectly equal morally.


In their youth, there's less difference between the two -- in the middle of the population bell-curve, that is. The extremes are always readily distinguishable, though, viz. the religious-nerd contrasted with the gangbanger.

The difference becomes easier to see later in life, in the thirties and forties, again in the middle of the bell curve. The afterlifers try harder to avoid being jerks or worse. That, at any rate, is my observation.
Perry Winkle • Jul 19, 2007 3:09 pm
Urbane Guerrilla;365604 wrote:
The afterlifers try harder to avoid being jerks or worse. That, at any rate, is my observation.


And there are people like me who just don't know either way, and we avoid being "jerks or worse" just in case.
DanaC • Jul 19, 2007 3:18 pm
In my experience, those who don't believe in an afterlife are no more inclined to act like a jerk than those who do.....if anything, marginally less. If there's no afterlife, then this life is it...better make the world a more pleasant place to be by being nice to people eh?
BigV • Jul 19, 2007 4:25 pm
Urbane Guerrilla;365604 wrote:
In their youth, there's less difference between the two -- in the middle of the population bell-curve, that is. The extremes are always readily distinguishable, though, viz. the religious-nerd contrasted with the gangbanger.

The difference becomes easier to see later in life, in the thirties and forties, again in the middle of the bell curve. The afterlifers try harder to avoid being jerks or worse. That, at any rate, is my observation.


And you, in your typical tautological fashion, are the exception that proves the rule. That's just ducky.

So, now that I've :stickpoke can you tell us if I'm a believer or not? Can you tell us *why* I believe what I believe? Can you tell us *why* I act the way I do?

I didn't think so. Your simplistic attempts to generalize the reasons for people's behavior are comically pompous. Not only is your logic fatally flawed, you manage to insult the believers and those still searching in the same breath. Can't I be good because I find that the best thing to be? Why does it have to be dependent on my spiritual beliefs? What of the Muslim fundamentalists against whom you rail? Their faith and belief in an afterlife is widely agreed upon, yet so many are "jerks or worse". Is that because of or in spite of their belief in an afterlife? I find your remarks disgusting, dripping as they are with their fecal afterbirth.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 19, 2007 6:12 pm
DanaC;365726 wrote:
If there's no afterlife, then this life is it...better make the world a more pleasant place to be by being nice to people eh?
Why on earth would you think that other people's definition of a "more pleasant place" would be the same as yours?

How can you discount the people who feel the world would be a more pleasant place if it were all about me, if I had more money, if I had more power, if you did what I wanted? There are quite a lot of them, you know.
DanaC • Jul 19, 2007 6:29 pm
Why on earth would you think that other people's definition of a "more pleasant place" would be the same as yours?


I don't. Nothing in my post suggests that I do. I was positing a rationale for not being a jerk, which does not require the existence of an afterlife to inspire it (as per UG's post).
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 19, 2007 6:39 pm
You said, "better make the world a more pleasant place to be by being nice to people eh?"
I'm saying that there are a whole lot of people that would not agree that's the way to make the world more pleasant, whether they be religious or not.
Happy Monkey • Jul 19, 2007 7:05 pm
The fact that there's a rationale for not being a jerk doesn't require anyone to act on it.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 19, 2007 7:19 pm
Or even agree with it.
DanaC • Jul 19, 2007 7:27 pm
Who's requiring anybody to act on/believe anything? I'm just giving what I consider a rationale for not being a jerk. It's a fairly flippant rationale, granted.
Rexmons • Jul 19, 2007 9:20 pm
so because 3 out of 1,300,000,000 say something against their own religion, that you want to hear, they must be right. by that logic Christians must all be child raping bigots.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 19, 2007 9:24 pm
No, we want to hear they can say something, without being murdered.
Rexmons • Jul 19, 2007 9:53 pm
xoxoxoBruce;364613 wrote:
Has anyone noticed that the Islamic voice of reason is almost entirely female?


Like I said, what you want to hear.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 19, 2007 11:02 pm
You're right, anything but all non-muslims must die. That's exactly what we want to hear.
DanaC • Jul 20, 2007 7:27 am
Maybe you're just not listening to the right people. Maybe the media doesn't find some bloke in a mosque, in a small town, telling young men to respect their elders and look after their mothers that interesting.

Islam is big. Bigger than Wahabism. Bigger than the Sunni-Shia divide. Bigger than Saudi Arabia and their oppressive regime. Bigger than Turkey, or Indonesia.

There are about 25 majority moslem countries in the world, and Islam is the second largest faith in many European nations. Altogether, probably a billion and a half of the world's population is Moslem, do you really think the only people speaking about Islam in a way that 'we' approve of, are the ones that get attention in our media?

Think about the sheer number of people we're talking about, and then try and imagine getting 20 of them in a room to agree completely with each other on everything. People aren't like that. People have varying views and interpretations. Some are likely to follow the literal word of the qu'ran, some are more likely to wear jeans and work in IT and go to the mosque on a friday afternoon.

Generally speaking, the media hasn't found the jeans wearing IT guy half as interesting as the mad mullah with a hook for a hand. (see British tabloid coverage of the Finsbury Mosque).
Rexmons • Jul 20, 2007 9:13 am
I'm not debating the fact that the media receives more ratings by knowingly portraying the majority of Muslims as terrorists. However, don't expect me to stand idly by as people criticize my religion as if it is some kind of affliction waiting to be cured.
yesman065 • Jul 20, 2007 9:26 am
Wow - where was that Rex? People were expressing views on the current situation.
DanaC • Jul 20, 2007 9:37 am
I'm not debating the fact that the media receives more ratings by knowingly portraying the majority of Muslims as terrorists. However, don't expect me to stand idly by as people criticize my religion as if it is some kind of affliction waiting to be cured.


Was that aimed at me? Because I don't recall ever suggesting that you stand idly by.
Cloud • Jul 20, 2007 9:54 am
er . . . I don't think the media portrays the majority of Muslims as terrorists, only a small, but terrible, minority.
DanaC • Jul 20, 2007 10:02 am
Depends what media. I know there's a tendency in Britain for the newspaper press in particular to focus an undue amount of attention on stories relating to Islamic extremism. Often this is done with caveats stating that most moslems do not agree with the extremists. But, even with the caveats, the focus is such that it distorts the picture of Islam in Britain.
Rexmons • Jul 20, 2007 10:27 am
Dana, my last comment was to you regarding Bruce's comment. Yesman, your post is weak as well as your kung-fu.
Cloud, do you watch fox news at all?
yesman065 • Jul 20, 2007 12:50 pm
Rexmons;366017 wrote:
Yesman, your post is weak as well as your kung-fu. Cloud, do you watch fox news at all?


I thought you were referring to people here, not the media in general, so don't get on me about it, I have said nothing derrogatory with respect to "your religion." Oh, and my kung fu is actually Ken Po and it is rather good, thank you. Earned my brown belt years ago.
Rexmons • Jul 20, 2007 12:56 pm
yesman, i was actually referring to the grammer of your last post, it looks as if you stopped typing mid-sentence. No need to take out the brown belt.
DanaC • Jul 20, 2007 12:59 pm
Ohhh are people using belts in this thread? interesting development....
yesman065 • Jul 20, 2007 3:00 pm
Rexmons;366096 wrote:
yesman, i was actually referring to the grammer of your last post, it looks as if you stopped typing mid-sentence. No need to take out the brown belt.


Corrected - tx - as usual I had a thought and it passed. hence the extra "not"
Happy Monkey • Jul 20, 2007 5:06 pm
Rexmons;365989 wrote:
I'm not debating the fact that the media receives more ratings by knowingly portraying the majority of Muslims as terrorists. However, don't expect me to stand idly by as people criticize my religion as if it is some kind of affliction waiting to be cured.
Your religion is no more or less an affliction than any other, but it does have the extremist affliction more than most. And that needs to be cured.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 20, 2007 6:36 pm
DanaC;366007 wrote:
Depends what media. I know there's a tendency in Britain for the newspaper press in particular to focus an undue amount of attention on stories relating to Islamic extremism. Often this is done with caveats stating that most moslems do not agree with the extremists. But, even with the caveats, the focus is such that it distorts the picture of Islam in Britain.
Well duh, most muslims are not news. They cover the dangerous ones because they are the ones people are concerned with. Joe Muslim with the wife and two kids, that goes to work everyday and mows his lawn regularly is not news.
However Joe Jihad, that's bitching about the infidels and is trying to round up some buddies, with the means to kill people in the name of Allah, certainly is.

Discussing Joe Jihad, as a muslim extremist, for a long time, and because the Joe muslim is not discussed at all, after a while the "extremist" gets dropped as a matter of convenience. Then Joe Muslim gets all pissed off when it's not about him at all.
Cloud • Jul 20, 2007 8:27 pm
I'm not a newshound, by any means, so maybe it's not the media--it's me. If a particular newsprogram, or website, or newspaper were to say, "all Muslims are terrorists" or imply that ... I guess I just would not believe it. It's contrary to common sense.
rkzenrage • Jul 21, 2007 12:07 am
Perry Winkle;365133 wrote:
So, basically, something you pulled out of your ass. Just like Christianity, Islam, Judaism, ad nauseum.


Nope, mine are tested in the forge of logic. Religon can never say that.
DanaC • Jul 21, 2007 6:15 am
I'm not a newshound, by any means, so maybe it's not the media--it's me. If a particular newsprogram, or website, or newspaper were to say, "all Muslims are terrorists" or imply that ... I guess I just would not believe it. It's contrary to common sense.



It may be contrary to common sense, but there is a growing sense in the US and in Britain (as well as in large areas of Europe) that Islam is a violent creed. The media doean't say 'all moslems are terrorists' it doesn't need to. It just needs to focus to a morbid degree on Islamic stories in order to give that impression.
TheMercenary • Jul 21, 2007 8:40 am
xoxoxoBruce;366274 wrote:
Well duh, most muslims are not news. They cover the dangerous ones because they are the ones people are concerned with. Joe Muslim with the wife and two kids, that goes to work everyday and mows his lawn regularly is not news.
However Joe Jihad, that's bitching about the infidels and is trying to round up some buddies, with the means to kill people in the name of Allah, certainly is.

Discussing Joe Jihad, as a muslim extremist, for a long time, and because the Joe muslim is not discussed at all, after a while the "extremist" gets dropped as a matter of convenience. Then Joe Muslim gets all pissed off when it's not about him at all.
Which is the point of her book {note opening post :)} and why the points she makes are extremely valid.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 21, 2007 8:13 pm
While it doesn't require an afterlife rationalization to be a good person, it does work, and has worked for a very long time.

Every religion with the probable exception of the Church of Satan -- finally, a congregation where the sociopathic can feel right at home!* -- is full of instructions on how to be nice to people, and statements of how it finds ethical behavior holy.

Nope, mine are tested in the forge of logic. Religion can never say that.


Actually, it can, and without speaking nonsense. Consider for one the Anglican tradition. They speak metaphorically of a three-legged stool, the three legs being Scripture, tradition, and reason -- or logic. Lose any of these and the stool lets you down pretty hard. Religion does not require rejection of nor departure from logical, reasonable thought. That some unreasonable people get a chance to take the bit in their teeth is unfortunate -- but we don't have to go along on their ride, either.

Ethics get tested in the forge of experience. Moral behavior is survival behavior, and is often very closely reasoned survival behavior -- again, tested by experience. Looking at the biblical story of Onan from that point of view, you can see the case that repealed that tribal law -- you need some other way to look after a widow if the decedent's brother simply cannot get along with her. That was an experiential test that caused a shift of the paradigm.

*The stuff the CoS writes in their various newsletters will creep you right out. Honest, it will.
rkzenrage • Jul 21, 2007 8:15 pm
I've gotten along with all the Satanists I've known.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 21, 2007 8:26 pm
Not to throw a wrench in the works, but should this thread or some portion of it be moved to Philosophy?

I've "gotten along" too -- but only by suppression of certain topics. Since the Satanist I know is now a former Satanist, having taken up the Egyptian pantheon nowadays -- her Satanist then-boyfriend was nobody to invite over for supper, running the gamut as he did between the twisted and the pointless -- I'm relieved.

Still, those newsletters... gah.
piercehawkeye45 • Jul 21, 2007 9:57 pm
Most satanists are actually atheists and do not worship the Christian Satan but use Satan as a symbol for opposition to the Christian church.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Satan

Satanism's ethical standards are about being more or less realistic than the very unpractical standards of other religions.

The Nine Satanic Statements

The Nine Satanic Statements are to outline what Satan within the Church of Satan Symbolizes. They are:

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

The Nine Satanic Sins

These are similar to the seven sins within Christianity.

1.Stupidity

2.Pretentiousness

3.Solipsism

4.Self-deceit

5.Herd Conformity

6.Lack of Perspective

7.Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies

8.Counterproductive Pride

9.Lack of Aesthetics

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth


Similar to the Christian ten commandments.

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 22, 2007 1:38 pm
But the Goat Leggings are so cool.
Stormieweather • Jul 22, 2007 1:59 pm
Well, I can't prove there is an afterlife. I also cannot prove there isn't one. As far as I know, there is no scientific evidence either way, and no one has ever come forth and said..yeah, I've been there and here are pictures. So....

I kinda like the idea of moving to another plane after my existence on this one ceases. I don't know if I'll be in some beautiful kingdom in the clouds with angels, or if I'll come back as a worm, or if I'll be reincarnated into another human body here on earth. Maybe there really is nothing else, and my remains will simply turn to dust where ever they end up. In any case, I choose to be the best person I can be, during this life. If there is more, great! If not, I don't want to have wasted my short, precious time on unimportant pursuits and hatred for my fellow mankind.

Simplistic maybe, but I don't mind not knowing what comes next. I have no idea what tomorrow will bring, never mind the hereafter.

:D

Stormie
TheMercenary • Jul 23, 2007 8:53 am
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