True Or False Game
People will make an statement then someone else calls 'true' or 'false'.
Kind of stretch the truth so that it may seem to be impossible or funny.
Then they give a statement and so on....sorry if this has been done before. The search gave me no result.
[COLOR=darkred]True or False?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#8b0000][/COLOR]
[FONT=Book Antiqua][COLOR=black]My kitten played with my eyeballs this morning. [/COLOR][/FONT]
I think my mechanics of this game thread is off. :P
Yes it was true. She ( my kitten ) was trying to wake me up this morning. lol
yer mechanix is fine, buy glatt's not playing rite
t/f:
the upcoming HP movie is good.
False. (I didn't know Hewlett Packard was coming out with a movie, but it can't be very interesting. ;))
True or false:
Dogs don't know it's not bacon.
(Am I playing right?)
false
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Maybe we could continue the way Shawnee & Spexxvet have done, but with the addition of something to back up your claim to the previous T/F. (Shawnee pretty much already did that.) This would avoid having to wait for the previous poster to verify whether or not their statement was true.
True. If the fight swells too much, it will need to be surgically removed.
Every time you clap your hands, an angel gets its wings.
False.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
True.
I am known in some circles as the Hitler of kittens
[COLOR="Silver"]You're supposed to provide a proper reason why you answered true or false, guys![/COLOR]
[COLOR="Silver"]You're supposed to provide a proper reason why you answered true or false, guys![/COLOR]
ok ok, here take two:
True. I know this to be true because in some circles I am known as the Hitler of kittens. True or False? In some circles, am I known as the Hitler of kittens?
False. Giving a proper reason for your answer is too much work.
Hitler was a big fan of kittens.
This is great. :lol2: Youse guys is killin' me!
false.
mentioning hitler kills threads.
false (There's already 4 posts mentioning hitler)
Not waiting for a response from the poster is a good idea. It saves time.
True -- Since it was my idea, I have to think it's a good one. :D
My current cockiness can't cause me any trouble.
False. Referring to your penis with a royal title like that will only give it a big head.
Friday the 13th is actually a really lucky day.
true, although our plans to get married on Friday 13th failed
we were married on Friday 20th
False. You were never really married?
True or False: Mondays are fabulistic!
False because fabulistic isn't a real word.
The Today show dosn't miss Kaite Couric.
False -- Since The Today Show is just a t.v. show it can't even pull the trigger.
Trigger was the greatest horse ever.
False; the greatest horse ever was Mr. Ed.
They are developing a Captain Marvel ("Shazam!") feature film.
:lol2:
False -- Since The Today Show is just a t.v. show it can't even pull the trigger.
False -- They're not busy developing one; it'll appear by magic once they say "Shazam!"
It will disappear if someone from another dimension then says "Mazahs!"
I think that's true! It just sounds true...
I'm lying.
False -- A dog lover couldn't lie like that.
A dog will not lie on a bearskin rug.
true. Dogs can't speak and so will not lie on any type of rug.
(it was true, Shawnee, we did marry on Friday 20th)
The Bearskins of the guard of Buckingham Palace are actually polyester
False and True, because bears are actually made of polyester.
Kids love chocolate Ovaltine.
True -- Goats eat anything, but you really shouldn't give them chocolate, though.
I am an empty-headed food trough wiper.
True. I saw your blog titled "Empty-headed Food Trough Wiper Man."
True or false: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
So you're the one hit I got on that blog! :D
False -- Listen, mate, if a bird fits in me hand she's not worth anything to me.
True or False: Hot Tuna was originally to be called Hot Shit.
False. Jorma was a fan of the tuna melt.
True or false: I'm not wearing any pants right now.
True...no, False -- You weren't, but I typed too slowly.
True or False: Slow typing is the fifth leading cause of death in industrialized nations.
False - slow typing is an EFFECT of death in industrialized nations. (If you're dead, you can't type quickly. Rigor mortis and all that.)
T or F: originally the common word for false was "trentious", but they realized that you needed the word to start with an "F" or it would be T or T.
Talse! I mean, Frue!
T or F: You momma wears army boots
True - Well, only partly true since she's my stepmomma.
True or False: These boots are made for walking.
False - Boots work best when the soles are facing the ceiling.
True or False .....I cheated on the guy that I was sleeping with who was cheating on his wife
True - I don't really know what to say here except that I have read your posts before.
True or False- Pork is the other white meat.
false - that would be paris hilton
t or f - i am actually another person on here
True. I am another person.
true or false: I'm less than halfway finished on the latest project.
True - Now hurry, or it'll be latester
True or False: The glass is half full.
False. I drank that hours ago
True or False: Only you can prevent forest fires
True - So, that's you in the Smokey costume, Shawnee.
I could use a change of costume right about now.
True: zucchini exit stage left. Bring in the rhubarb
True or False: The check's in the mail
true - i just cashed it
now i'm going shoppin
false: you're no grass.
My village has flooded.
true: everyone is fleeing but the roads are packed
We've got our traffic report on the Ho Chi Minh trail. How's it goin' up there? "Uh, Adrian, it's not goin' exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere. I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down. Have a little barbecue.
I have two online exams to take today in theology and logic in arguments.
True. And best of luck on those exams. (Loved your village response.)
I'm emotionally wrung out.
False--you've still got lots of fight in ya
Something in my office is on fire.
yah...your pants!
My dog is well fed
False - Your dog is fed from a bowl.
True or False: Bowling isn't really a sport.
False. It's more sport than soccer (kidding kidding kidding...don't get mad. :) ) :bolt:
T or F:
The sun'll come out tomorrow.
True - It's good that it has worked up the courage to come out of the closet.
True or False: My hovercraft is full of eels.
True. The more hovercrafts you have the moray eels you'll get.
True or False: 4 out of 5 dentists prefer Colgate.
False - Colgate University has no medical school.
True or False: Purdue University has the best chicken.
False. Mike Tyson has better chicken.
T or F: Time's fun when you're having flies.
True - Just ask Renfield.
True or False: "Come into my parlor," said the spider to the fly.
False. Not even a spider would want to clean the parlor after that.
T or F: We're raising the roof.
False - Its aready on top of the house
T or F: Everyone gets lai-d in Hawaii.
False - Where the hell is that travel agent - I want my money back!
True or False: It's too early to say, "Mele Kalikimaka."
true, but who's that your moma's kissing
T or F it's raining cats & dogs today
True - I don't know if we use kitty litter or newspapers to clean up, though.
True or False: Umbrellas make acceptable replacements for parachutes.
True, the British Military have been pulling that cost cutter for years.
True or False, I am halfway up the Faraway Tree.
False - It's the nearby tree to me. (I guess you didn't see me.)
True or False: I see the light.
True - you saw the light, but now your blind
T or F - The Pink Panther was a gay cartoon
Gay? It was positively grinning!
My mobile phone is more powerful than my first pc...
True - It's not fair, though, to compare a phone to a plastic carrot.
True or False: Crayons are forever.
True - just look at the carpet in my son's room
T or F - I really should be going home.
False - Since you're in a chair at work, you shouldn't be going anywhere. That would only happen if a tornado picked you up, and nobody wants to see that happen.
True or False: I'm not going to spill the soup tonight.
True, but you are going to spill the beans and your drink, all over yourself, therefore, your now going to have to have your clothes dry-cleaned and carpets shampooed.
T or F - I have a secret
False - Well, it was true, but now everybody knows.
True or False: Your secret is safe with me.
False - I don't think anything would be safe with you & the zuke:D
T or F - It looks like I'm going to have to do some work today
False - I can't even see you behind that pile of paperwork in order to tell. :p
True or False: The sky is the limit.
False - even drunk astronauts can get to space
True or False - There is no sense in crying over spilled milk
True - Unless it's powdered milk, which needs the moisture in the tears.
True or False: Calves won't drink powdered milk.
True, one drink and it's "what the...", "MOMMA":eek:
T or F - Milk does a body good
True - Look how big and strong cows are!
True or False: I'm milking this idea now.
False....
The next member is drinking something right now
True. Diet A & W Root Beer
The next poster is miffed about sumpin' or other.
True. You have no idear.
True or is it?!?! :
The dwellar who replies to this post does not admit to flossing only occasionally.
YOU DECIDE!
True!
Next member likes to sing thier ABCs to a random # they dial (Unaware that the # happens to be thier parents :D)
False. I sing my ABCs to my cat. She don't judge.
Next poster wears funny-looking shoes.
True, but they're damn comfortable.
Next poster loves to EAD.
I dunno what that means :D
Next member likes to smell shoes and get the natural smell after someone wears them :D (I do know some who do so maybe the next poster does)