What is this?

BigV • Jun 28, 2007 3:10 pm
What is this thing?

I have taken many (many) pictures since I quit using film cameras, since electrons are so much less expensive than film stock. Some of those pictures have been interesting to look at, partly because they were unusual subjects, or extreme close ups, or had the context removed from the frame, any other reason. I'm sure you've all seen such pictures. I have fun looking at them and guessing what they are. Maybe you'll have fun guessing what these are.
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 3:16 pm
Here's a repeat from a while back that neatly fits into this thread.
elSicomoro • Jun 28, 2007 3:24 pm
Big, I don't need to know what you and your wife do with that first thing. :D
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 3:26 pm
Another one.
Pie • Jun 28, 2007 3:57 pm
The last one is some sort of sparkler?
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 3:59 pm
sycamore;359719 wrote:
Big, I don't need to know what you and your wife do with that first thing. :D

Ha.

You're close, though. One pumps and the other squeezes. Care to guess?

I bet xoB would know. busterb, zippyt and BrianR are other likely candidates. The picture is of my first time using the device.
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 4:00 pm
Pie;359739 wrote:
The last one is some sort of sparkler?


No, but you're getting warm (!), because it *is* fire.
elSicomoro • Jun 28, 2007 4:13 pm
The first looks like a tripod or some type of catapult mechanism.

The second looks like the inside of a paper lantern.

The third looks like an actual paper lantern.

This is almost like a Rorschach test. :)
Shawnee123 • Jun 28, 2007 4:32 pm
Is the last one a lit cigarette?

The first one, some kind of wood clamp for woodworking?
Kitsune • Jun 28, 2007 4:34 pm
First one looks like old aircraft center console controls. Flaps, throttle, etc.
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 4:46 pm
Good guesses all!

This is a steel strapping machine. Here are a couple more shots, the first from a different angle and the second of the finished product.

It works by taking a length of strap steel (like what a tape measure is made from, but flat) and running it around the bundle and through the machine. Then each movement of the handle ratchets the strap tighter and tighter. When it's tight enough, then a clip is placed onto a section of the straps where they overlap and the second machine with the opposing handles is placed over the clip and it's crimped into place. Then you slide the ratchet tightener out and your strapped bundle is complete. You may trim the excess strap past the crimp.
Flint • Jun 28, 2007 5:11 pm
I should have figured that out. I read about a high-profile engineering firm that interviews applicants by presenting them with a briefcase full of various mechanical and electronic objects. The applicant has to guess what these things do, to the best of their ability, based on their experience and raw reasoning power. Wish I had a link, this was a print article. Pop Sci, or Discover, or Scientific American.

Anyway, please don't reveal the green thing. That one has stumped us for a good long while, now.
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 5:18 pm
Are you serious about the green thing? It was posted before, and revealed too. I don't mind waiting, but it's more about the interesting pictures and conversation than it is about playing stump the chumps. Perhaps I should post the "answer" in invisible spoiler text or something.

Regardless, I'll wait a while. Anybody dying to know may pm me for the answer right away.

Plus, I'd love to see other's interesting and unusual pictures. I'll have more of my own posted soon. Keep guessing!
Flint • Jun 28, 2007 5:20 pm
I never saw the answer.

"interesting and unusual pictures" ...I've been saving a few personal WTFs... on my drive at home.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 28, 2007 5:29 pm
That steel strapping has been replaced with the saran wrap looking stuff that only sticks to itself. The green button is easy but that red blob is too vague for anything but a wild guess. I'll guess a campfire.
HungLikeJesus • Jun 28, 2007 5:41 pm
I was going to guess #2 was the end of a CFL, but then it would be a spiral instead of concentric circles.
Shawnee123 • Jun 28, 2007 5:43 pm
Shawnee123;359754 wrote:
Is the last one a lit cigarette?




WELL?:eyebrow:
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 7:04 pm
Fire, a handful of fire.

Here are a couple more shots taken very shortly after the one in post #4. In the first picture, you can see the silhouette of his fingers. In the second picture, the light is enough to see his profile and his hand and the ball of fuzz which contains the glowing ember.

Watch what happens on the next breath in the next post!
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 7:09 pm
In the next breath, the ball of untwisted sisal rope bursts into flame! Now's a good time to get it away from your face, don't you think?!

These were started with flint and steel. The flint scrapes off a little sliver of steel and the energy of that scraping heats the minute sliver to incandescence, a spark. When this spark lands on a piece of charcloth, it glows like the coal on the end of a lit cigarette. The coal is enfolded in the nest of sisal fibers and blown into life, like you see here.
HungLikeJesus • Jun 28, 2007 7:27 pm
Was this last Sunday near Angora Ridge, California?
BigV • Jun 28, 2007 7:33 pm
No sir. Last summer at camp, north of CA.
SteveDallas • Jun 28, 2007 9:59 pm
I was going to guess the first pic was a governor of some kind.
wolf • Jun 28, 2007 10:52 pm
I see the resemblance to Schwarzeneggar too.
fargon • Jun 28, 2007 11:59 pm
BigV;359703 wrote:
What is this thing?

I have taken many (many) pictures since I quit using film cameras, since electrons are so much less expensive than film stock. Some of those pictures have been interesting to look at, partly because they were unusual subjects, or extreme close ups, or had the context removed from the frame, any other reason. I'm sure you've all seen such pictures. I have fun looking at them and guessing what they are. Maybe you'll have fun guessing what these are.


A reloading press?
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 29, 2007 12:33 am
[SIZE="1"]Pssst....post 11.[/SIZE]
busterb • Jun 29, 2007 8:04 pm
I have a straping deal in shop. No crimper. You bend it over and tap closed with hammer. But I really did know what it was. Bah.
glatt • Jun 30, 2007 4:16 pm
busterb;360130 wrote:
But I really did know what it was. Bah.


Me too, but opened the thread too late for credit.
zippyt • Jul 1, 2007 3:16 am
Ok what is THIS ???
Aliantha • Jul 1, 2007 3:57 am
blood
Undertoad • Jul 1, 2007 8:50 am
ketchup
zippyt • Jul 1, 2007 11:55 am
Correctumundo UT ,
Here is the bigger pic,
busterb • Jul 1, 2007 2:34 pm
Peas, onions and catsup! damn
zippyt • Jul 1, 2007 3:05 pm
Oh I forgot to mention that the Onion is a Vidalia !!!
MMMMMMMMMMM :yum: !!!!!!!!!
Elspode • Jul 1, 2007 3:16 pm
I was gonna guess "your colonoscopy".
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 1, 2007 3:27 pm
busterb;360417 wrote:
Peas, onions and catsup! damn
They call them peas down there, Buster?
Yznhymr • Jul 1, 2007 4:43 pm
Looks like some bacon in there, too...

Ketchup on a good helping of peas seems to be a bad idea, but to each his or her own...
zippyt • Jul 1, 2007 6:12 pm
Looks like some bacon in there, too...


Every thing is better with BACON !!!!!

The catchup is only there because there was no Chow Chow on hand .
Clodfobble • Jul 1, 2007 10:26 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
They call them peas down there, Buster?


I would have called them black-eyed peas, but they're definitely not beans.
DucksNuts • Jul 1, 2007 11:28 pm
That looks gross Bippy!!
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 2, 2007 5:14 pm
Clodfobble;360485 wrote:
I would have called them black-eyed peas, but they're definitely not beans.
They look like yellow eye beans to me.
busterb • Jul 2, 2007 7:12 pm
Well Zip. What are they? Blk-eyes or what.
zippyt • Jul 3, 2007 10:23 pm
Purple hull peas from a friends garden

Ducky !!! You say that looks gross when you folks down under eat Vegamite ??????!!!!!!
DucksNuts • Jul 3, 2007 11:52 pm
Bippy, if you dont like Vegemite....you havent had it prepared properly. You have to have hot toast, with melted butter and a light smear of Vegemite.....Yummmo!!!

Or alternatively, fairly thick with cheese on toast.

I, personally, am happy to dip my finger into the jar then lick it off :)
Flint • Jul 5, 2007 9:34 pm
Here's one. Shouldn't be too hard to say what it is, but... well what it is isn't the problem.
busterb • Jul 5, 2007 11:17 pm
insulator that's been heated and dropped in water
DucksNuts • Jul 5, 2007 11:41 pm
...a masturbatory aid ?
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 6, 2007 5:00 am
Not glass.
Flint • Jul 6, 2007 9:25 am
busterb;361625 wrote:
insulator that's been heated and dropped in water
Right, it's an old glass insulator. I haven't been able to figure out what happened to it.

Heated, then rapidly cooled, you think? ...But why would somebody do that? ...???
TheMercenary • Jul 6, 2007 9:31 am
Yea, insulator from an old telephone pole, we have a whole stretch of RR that has miles of them. Mostly green ones.
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 6, 2007 3:02 pm
Maybe it got zapped by lightning?
busterb • Jul 6, 2007 3:48 pm
I think I had these 2 back in the do-dad thread. My Dad told me that someone heated in oven then dropped in water. Why? Not a clue.
Anyway we used them for target pratice when kids along RR tracks.
LabRat • Jul 6, 2007 4:48 pm
busterb;361735 wrote:
Heated in oven then dropped in water. .


Yes, this is often done with marbles to get the crackled look. (My grandma had lots of these, and I asked her once)

Some people like the look of it, for using in crafts etc.


BTW, I tried this, and most of my marbles cracked, but fell apart. There is an art to getting just the right temp difference. --No cracks about losing my marbles etc. Too easy!

The clear one on the right got struck by lightening, which heated it/melted part, and the rain cooled it fast enough to get the crackles.
Flint • Jul 23, 2007 11:32 pm
So, y'all think it was done purposefully, for artistic effect... I don't know.

I guess mine are more like "What's Wrong With This Picture?" ... or "What The Hell Happened Here?"
DucksNuts • Jul 23, 2007 11:49 pm
There be two creatures in that there pic that shouldnt be there.

Lizard of some description? after a crickety looking snack?
Flint • Jul 24, 2007 12:00 am
It's a wasp nest, that's why I took the picture. Only afterwards did I see the lizard. Noteworthy because I just opened the housing to remove that snipped gray wire, which the previous owners had Macgyver'd onto the outdoor floodlight fixture, to get electricity for a pond pump motor in the backyard. The front panel of that box had been screwed down, with enough space to let that gray wire run out the side. Yet... there's a fuckin' menagerie in the damn thing when I open it.

I wish I had pictures of me up on top of the 6" wide hand rail I was standing on, with a broom in one hand and a pokin' stick in the other, stirrin' up those wasps and then takin' swats at 'em, Kung Fu style; but my wife didn't see the humor and made me get down. Then she made some comment about "life insurance" or some such, as I recall...
Flint • Jul 24, 2007 12:12 am
Anyway... Here's one more I've been saving for The Cellar:
steambender • Jul 24, 2007 1:19 am
Reminds me of the retired guy across the street who bought a garage sale snowblower about three sizes bigger than his driveway. He was scrawny and not particularly big. The thing drug him around something awful, but once he had it going, everyone in the neighborhood got their driveways blown clear.

This guy looks like he's on a mission.
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 24, 2007 8:06 am
He better slow down in that school zone!
smurfalicious • Jul 24, 2007 8:28 am
I recall seeing an episode of Cops, I think, where there was a dude riding his lawnmower down the street. Problem was that he was piss drunk. And apparently you can get a DUI on your John Deere.

Edit:
I love youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-UNSmYmBuI
yesman065 • Jul 24, 2007 8:38 am
Looks like he is either cruisin' on the sidewalk, pickin up the leaves or cuttin some really dead grass.
Shawnee123 • Jul 24, 2007 8:51 am
That's a lizard? The thing in the hanging off the nest? Looks like a scorpion or something. I'm so confused...I think the pic viewing part of my brain short-circuited or something.
glatt • Jul 24, 2007 9:27 am
The lizard is the thing on the right in the box. It looks like a rust stain.
Shawnee123 • Jul 24, 2007 9:49 am
Then, there are more than two critters in this pic?
DanaC • Jul 24, 2007 9:55 am
Whatever it is it appears to have very big antennae.
yesman065 • Jul 24, 2007 10:16 am
A hopper of the grass ??
glatt • Jul 24, 2007 10:18 am
The real question is: Were those bare black (hot) wires exposed all the time :worried: , or did Flint take a wire nut off when he opened the box?
Flint • Jul 24, 2007 10:19 am
It's a wasp.
Flint;367317 wrote:
...
DanaC • Jul 24, 2007 10:22 am
It looks like no wasp i've ever seen
Shawnee123 • Jul 24, 2007 10:25 am
I know things are bigger in Texas, but that looks nothing like a wasp
.
glatt • Jul 24, 2007 10:33 am
Huh? It looks exactly like a wasp. You're looking at it from underneath.
Shawnee123 • Jul 24, 2007 10:52 am
Really???????

Still looks like a cricket or scorpion to me. Must be the camera angle.
DucksNuts • Jul 24, 2007 10:30 pm
Cricket to me, as well.

That was the second critter I was referring too.
steambender • Jul 24, 2007 11:52 pm
It might not be Mom, it might be baby just crawled out and still drying off, too soft to fly and not yet adult colors. it would make a soft tasty snack at a time like this, which might explain the lizard. Lizards don't have jobs, so they can hang out and wait for events like hatching...
barefoot serpent • Jul 25, 2007 12:17 pm
it's the molted shell of a cicada
Image
jester • Jul 25, 2007 12:25 pm
barefoot serpent;367890 wrote:
it's the molted shell of a cicada
Image


That's what I think it looks like - God knows we've got those stupid things all over the place
glatt • Jul 25, 2007 12:48 pm
It's none of those things. It's a wasp. It's right next to a wasp nest. The guy who took the picture said it was a wasp. It looks like a wasp (look at the triangular shaped face, thin legs, and the long wings on its back.) It's a wasp.
Shawnee123 • Jul 25, 2007 12:51 pm
(Glatt is very protective over wasps and their personal identities) :)

Sorry, looks more like a cricket than ever. ;)

I was just teasing the maintenance guy about how loud his walkie-talkie thingy is. I said there was someone in Cleveland who couldn't hear it. He said "don't you have something to do?" I bet you're wondering the same thing. :biggrin:
glatt • Jul 25, 2007 12:53 pm
Crickets aren't yellow.
Shawnee123 • Jul 25, 2007 12:59 pm
not all crickets are black. Ok then, it looks like any insect besides a wasp.
glatt • Jul 25, 2007 1:01 pm
look at those long rear legs and the hair like antenna! Is that anything like Flint's picture? :p
Shawnee123 • Jul 25, 2007 1:03 pm
Well, uh, no. :lol:

I know it's one of those things where if I could just see the wasp once I would totally get it. My brain isn't seeing it. I even have my reading glasses on. :)
Uisge Beatha • Jul 25, 2007 1:06 pm
Um, you guys are all wrong. It's just a bug, not a real insect of any particular sort. The CIA bugged Flint's place, that's all. :rolleyes:
Shawnee123 • Jul 25, 2007 1:09 pm
Could be true, I mean we are talking about Flint, after all. ;)
DanaC • Jul 25, 2007 1:29 pm
I still don't see a wasp....I'm not trying to be awkward....hell I wanna see a wasp...I still don't see a wasp.
Shawnee123 • Jul 25, 2007 2:11 pm
I know, DanaC, I know. Me too. I've tried. It's like a Magic Eye pic.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 25, 2007 6:13 pm
Uisge Beatha;367936 wrote:
Um, you guys are all wrong. It's just a bug, not a real insect of any particular sort. The CIA bugged Flint's place, that's all. :rolleyes:
Bugging is so Clinton Administration, now they just kick in the door and drag you off to Azkaban, uh, Guantanamo.
Clodfobble • Jul 25, 2007 7:11 pm
You just don't have enough experience staring up in the air at wasps' asses. Come visit Texas sometime. I recognized it as a wasp before I even realized it was crawling on its own nest.
BigV • Jul 25, 2007 7:15 pm
What is this?
BigV • Jul 25, 2007 7:16 pm
btw, still no suggestions for post #2? C'mon, people!
Clodfobble • Jul 25, 2007 7:22 pm
Looking out of the tube of an automatic pitching machine?
DucksNuts • Jul 25, 2007 7:23 pm
Thats the view into the big brother house:p
Uisge Beatha • Jul 25, 2007 9:14 pm
Okay, old #2 ....... It seems like looking through some sort of colored glass, but what, precisely? How about a glass Christmas tree ornament?
wolf • Jul 26, 2007 1:17 am
Guess #1 Traffic Light Lens
Guess #2 Power-On Light on a 1970ish piece of electronic equipment, possibly a stage amp.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 26, 2007 5:38 am
BigV;368062 wrote:
btw, still no suggestions for post #2? C'mon, people!


xoxoxoBruce;359787 wrote:
That steel strapping has been replaced with the saran wrap looking stuff that only sticks to itself. The green button is easy but that red blob is too vague for anything but a wild guess. I'll guess a campfire.


Post #88 is the hole in the side of an empty above ground pool from the inside.
glatt • Jul 26, 2007 8:35 am
#88 is a glory hole into a bullpen
Clodfobble • Jul 26, 2007 11:24 am
I seem to recall we were given the answer to the glowy green thing once before, and I didn't know what it was even after I was told...
barefoot serpent • Jul 26, 2007 12:14 pm
HAL 9050?
BigV • Jul 26, 2007 12:47 pm
BigV;359710 wrote:
Here's a repeat from a while back that neatly fits into this thread.
Here's the explanation for post #2:

BigV;262602 wrote:
Ok. Uncle it is.

Borelight.

That is a green led at the bottom of a muzzleloader barrel, four feet deep and half an inch across.

At camp this year, we got a chance to learn all about firing a muzzleloader, and part of that process was cleaning them. At the end of the cleaning procedure, before reassembly, the barrel was inspected with this tool. Since a muzzleloader's barrel is more like a cup than a tube (ok, a really long tall thin narrow cup with a tiny leak at the bottom...nevermind), the borelight had to be dropped in from the muzzle and when it slid to the bottom, we were able to inspect it with the light it cast on the inside of the barrel. This is a picture of what I saw.

How to roll your own.
BigV • Jul 26, 2007 12:54 pm
glatt;368195 wrote:
#88 is a glory hole into a bullpen

No more callers, please. We have winner!

At Safeco Field, home of the Seattle Mariners, there is a pub/bar in left field. It is right at field level. There's a low overhanging roof with a window out into left field, covered by a net. When you're sitting at the bar looking out this window onto left field, to your left is the visitor's bullpen. This picture, #88, is a little round window with glass (or lexan probably) about the size of a baseball. looking onto the bullpen from the catcher's perspective. There are several of these little windows.

Good call glatt!
Flint • Jul 26, 2007 12:57 pm
It immediately made me think of being behind one of the old-fashioned scoreboards...
...but I couldn't figure out what part of a ball field would have two walls that close together.
BigV • Jul 27, 2007 6:46 pm
What is this?
Clodfobble • Jul 27, 2007 6:49 pm
Ooh! Ooh! I know I know! But I'll be subtle about it in case anyone wants to guess.

[COLOR="White"]It's multi-colored foam from a car wash! My car wash does the same thing, one color soap in each sprayer, so you're all rainbowed. But how did you get a picture of it? Did you drive out halfway through, or get out of the car mid-wash?[/COLOR]
theotherguy • Jul 27, 2007 6:51 pm
Clodfobble;368822 wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! I know I know! But I'll be subtle about it in case anyone wants to guess.

[COLOR="White"]It's multi-colored foam from a car wash! My car wash does the same thing, one color soap in each sprayer, so you're all rainbowed. But how did you get a picture of it? Did you drive out halfway through, or get out of the car mid-wash?[/COLOR]


Mine too.
Uisge Beatha • Jul 27, 2007 6:52 pm
:eek: All over the window?! Damn, somebody doesn't know to not shake a beer before opening. :p
Ibby • Jul 27, 2007 9:39 pm
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't give oral sex to the driver.
zippyt • Jul 27, 2007 10:44 pm
Trecno Colored Puke ?????
wolf • Jul 28, 2007 1:34 am
I've been to one of those places, so I recognized it too. There isn't one in my neighborhood, but my best friend goes well out of her way to go to one, because it amuses her and the children.
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 28, 2007 10:45 pm
"Looks like you blew a seal."
wolf • Jul 29, 2007 12:35 am
Just fix the damn car and leave my personal life out of this. - Kip Adotta.
BigV • Jul 30, 2007 5:39 pm
Clodfobble;368822 wrote:
Ooh! Ooh! I know I know! But I'll be subtle about it in case anyone wants to guess.

[COLOR="White"]It's multi-colored foam from a car wash! My car wash does the same thing, one color soap in each sprayer, so you're all rainbowed. But how did you get a picture of it? Did you drive out halfway through, or get out of the car mid-wash?[/COLOR]


Congratulations! You're right! Wow, that "mystery" lasted all of three minutes. Anyway, that's from the car wash all right. They have a mode that is (I forget the real name) Super Triple Foamy Fruity Wash or some such nonsense. This car wash is the do it yourself variety, so I get to spray it on the car myself. I thought it looked cool, so I grabbed the camera before it all slid away and snapped the picture. Btw, it all three colors come out of the same nozzle/spray gun. I reckon there's some machinery in the pumphouse that cycles the colors. And it does smell like strawberries or guava or something. Entertainment factor +2, clean factor meh, it's soap.
jester • Jul 30, 2007 5:50 pm
Ibram;368875 wrote:
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't give oral sex to the driver.


If that's a result from oral sex - the driver must be a freakin alien.:alien:
Uisge Beatha • Jul 30, 2007 6:11 pm
OK, here's a silly little something so BigV and Flint can take a break. It will be, perhaps, all but impossible for anyone to get (unless they saw it on the same site where I found it), so I won't plan on waiting forever to give the answer. Still, it could be worth a few shots; and, no, it's not the obvious. :D ............. What is this:

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BigV • Jul 30, 2007 6:19 pm
[COLOR="White"]amphora[/COLOR]
yesman065 • Jul 30, 2007 6:20 pm
Sheer Bliss
Uisge Beatha • Jul 30, 2007 6:21 pm
:lol:
jester • Jul 30, 2007 6:33 pm
it almost looks like a gourd:right:
Uisge Beatha • Jul 30, 2007 6:34 pm
It is not a gourd, but you're sure closer than the others, jester.
jinx • Jul 30, 2007 6:35 pm
cheese?
Uisge Beatha • Jul 30, 2007 6:42 pm
Cheese is not correct, but is a bit closer (I think).
jester • Jul 30, 2007 6:53 pm
i know it's not this but i couldn't resist -

buns of steel?
Uisge Beatha • Jul 30, 2007 7:02 pm
jester, you're right - that's not it. :p
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 30, 2007 10:43 pm
Meat.
Uisge Beatha • Jul 30, 2007 10:55 pm
Yessiree, Bruce is right! This is some form of sausage, looking something like a salami.The following picture shows the whole thing, with the original close-up located towards the lower-left.

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BigV • Aug 1, 2007 7:18 pm
What is this?
HungLikeJesus • Aug 1, 2007 7:25 pm
BigV;370534 wrote:
What is this?


Joists for a deck that was replaced with a patio.
bluecuracao • Aug 1, 2007 7:25 pm
A dance floor at a trailer park wedding?
BigV • Aug 1, 2007 7:33 pm
nope, nope. Here's a clue...
HungLikeJesus • Aug 1, 2007 7:47 pm
A picnic table for termites?

The world's largest (and easiest) 17 piece jigsaw puzzle?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 1, 2007 8:18 pm
Redwood?
monster • Aug 1, 2007 9:05 pm
Giant toothpicks
barefoot serpent • Aug 2, 2007 10:34 am
[gallows humour]Minnesota bridge supports?[/gallows humour
yesman065 • Aug 2, 2007 11:29 am
barefoot serpent;370730 wrote:
[gallows humour]Minnesota bridge supports?[/gallows humour


:eek: :biglaugha :headshake
yesman065 • Aug 2, 2007 11:31 am
ok i'll bite - a split piece of wood
Shawnee123 • Aug 2, 2007 11:41 am
Yep, looks like planks to me.
Clodfobble • Aug 2, 2007 12:06 pm
I'm sure the little black tape marks are supposed to mean something... but who the hell knows what.
Flint • Aug 2, 2007 12:08 pm
I've got it! It's some pieces of wood!

[COLOR="Silver"]Whatta ya want, "the wood I had around behind my shed that had spiders under it and then I built a treehouse out of it" ???[/COLOR]

It's some wood you had bundled up with your steel strapping machine, and then you unstrapped it and took a picture of it?
Shawnee123 • Aug 2, 2007 12:12 pm
Clodfobble;370771 wrote:
I'm sure the little black tape marks are supposed to mean something... but who the hell knows what.


Ahhh, it's a map to the solution. A la The DaVinci Code.
HungLikeJesus • Aug 2, 2007 12:24 pm
I agree with Clodfobble. I think the tape should be the focus, and the 2x8 boards are distracting us.

Is it a layout for rafters?
Uisge Beatha • Aug 2, 2007 12:32 pm
Yeah, the marks have been irking me, too. It seems obvious enough they must be some sort of guide, but I can't really tell if they match the taper in the pieces of wood. That is the other thing to me; the second and third shots show splitting the boards into wedge shapes which form the arc visible in the first photo.

Well, BigV, are you making a really, really BigFan? :rolleyes:
Shawnee123 • Aug 2, 2007 12:34 pm
He's building the boat that we will take to Ram Island!
Uisge Beatha • Aug 2, 2007 12:46 pm
A boat? Great!

Wait, uh, do we call him BigN[color=#66FFFF](oah)[/color] now?
HungLikeJesus • Aug 2, 2007 12:57 pm
Uisge Beatha;370783 wrote:
...That is the other thing to me; the second and third shots show splitting the boards into wedge shapes which form the arc visible in the first photo.


I think that the boards are straight. The arc is an optional illusion.
glatt • Aug 2, 2007 1:07 pm
At first I thought you were finally getting around to showing how you built your kayak, and this was just before ripping strips to form the hull & deck, but you wouldn't be doing big long taper cuts like that. So I have no idea.

Are you making a big circular picnic table?
Uisge Beatha • Aug 2, 2007 1:08 pm
HLJ wrote:
I think that the boards are straight. The arc is an optical illusion.


You could be right (I originally dismissed the appearance in picture #1 as such), but the second and third photos do show trapezoidal pieces. They also seem to indicate a spread in the border of the marks on the patio.
glatt • Aug 2, 2007 1:09 pm
HLJ;370795 wrote:
I think that the boards are straight. The arc is an optional illusion.


Maybe in post 124 that's true, but post 127 is clearly tapered.
HungLikeJesus • Aug 2, 2007 1:32 pm
Uisge Beatha;370801 wrote:
You could be right (I originally dismissed the appearance in picture #1 as such), but the second and third photos do show trapezoidal pieces. They also seem to indicate a spread in the border of the marks on the patio.


Not optical illusion; optional illusion. It's not for everyone.

And is it an Ark or an arc?

With the exception of the split board, I think that they are all straight 2x8 or 2x10s.
Uisge Beatha • Aug 2, 2007 1:42 pm
Hmmm, I just don't know about this one. However, I do have a mental image of BigV wringing his hands while chuckling evilly as we all go nuts trying to figure it out. :lol:
TheMercenary • Aug 2, 2007 2:54 pm
HLJ;370817 wrote:
Not optical illusion; optional illusion. It's not for everyone.

And is it an Ark or an arc?

With the exception of the split board, I think that they are all straight 2x8 or 2x10s.


Fish eye lense camera. Straight boards. Looks like fencing. They all split like that when you pull them off to replace them. Who knows.
monster • Aug 2, 2007 10:55 pm
A canopy for the deck
Elspode • Aug 2, 2007 11:11 pm
BigV;370534 wrote:
What is this?


Hopelessly ancient ex-roof decking?
zippyt • Aug 2, 2007 11:19 pm
knilin !!!
beauregaardhooligan • Aug 3, 2007 11:24 am
Recycling wood flooring?
BigV • Aug 3, 2007 3:56 pm
Flint the psychic wrote:
Whatta ya want, "the wood I had around behind my shed that had spiders under it and then I built a treehouse out of it" ???
Stop stalking me.

That is exactly the right answer! Congratulations!

I have a triangular rim joist and some joists parallel to base of the triangle. The trunk of the tree extends through the rim joists at the apex of the triangle, and these boards, they are tapered, carefully tapered, cover the trapezoid that represents the "lower" 3/4 of the triangle. They are the deck, the floor of the treehouse.

The black marks on the patio are pieces of tape that I used to approximate the locations of the supporting members. It made laying out and cutting the deck boards much easier. I was standing on the ground, not on a ladder or in the air, you understand. By the way, there are not enough of them to finish the deck in these pictures. That's why you can see the lighter boards (2x4x8s) at the right. They're just there to fill things in visually for me. A placeholder for me to imagine how much more lumber I'll need to complete the deck.

Things are kind of on hold right now, but the next chance I have at a picture, I'll show you the details. The treehouse will likely be a whole thread, like the roof project.

Good call Flint!
BigV • Aug 3, 2007 4:08 pm
Which makes this one, also interesting, not very mysterious. What is this?
HungLikeJesus • Aug 3, 2007 4:27 pm
I was going to say Ponderosa Pine, but the bark looks too thin, and I can't smell any vanilla.
BigV • Aug 3, 2007 4:59 pm
Good close guess... you may be right. Two needles per bundle, semi circular in cross section so when pressed lightly together the show a round bundle, puzzle piece bark, very fast growing. There's a lovely Western Hemlock next door, and an amazing Western Red Cedar across the alley. It's a very green neighborhood.
glatt • Aug 3, 2007 5:12 pm
HLJ;371223 wrote:
I was going to say Ponderosa Pine...


I was going to say "sticky."
HungLikeJesus • Aug 3, 2007 5:20 pm
BigV;371232 wrote:
Good close guess... you may be right. Two needles per bundle, semi circular in cross section so when pressed lightly together the show a round bundle, puzzle piece bark, very fast growing. There's a lovely Western Hemlock next door, and an amazing Western Red Cedar across the alley. It's a very green neighborhood.


That sounds like Ponderosa Pine. The ones in Colorado have 2 or 3 needles per bundle and the needles are 3 to 6 inches long. The bark is thick and smells of vanilla. We have about 50 in our yard, along with a few Douglas-fir and about a dozen aspen.
Flint • Aug 3, 2007 5:24 pm
BigV;371211 wrote:
Stop stalking me.
That is exactly the right answer! Congratulations!
...
Good call Flint!
[SIZE="3"] WTF[/SIZE] [COLOR="White"]. . . . . . . . . . . . .[/COLOR] I guess I kinda thought, what would you be building with weathered lumber like that... nice project, btw.
beauregaardhooligan • Aug 3, 2007 6:32 pm
<They are the deck, the floor of the treehouse.

I was technically correct, even though Flint, & Elspode beat me to it!
BigV • Aug 3, 2007 6:37 pm
HLJ;371238 wrote:
That sounds like Ponderosa Pine. The ones in Colorado have 2 or 3 needles per bundle and the needles are 3 to 6 inches long. The bark is thick and smells of vanilla. We have about 50 in our yard, along with a few Douglas-fir and about a dozen aspen.


There are beautiful stands of Ponderosa east of the mountains.. Pics maybe later. The bark on this on is the right shape but definitely thinner. Everything else matches. It is very fast growing. We planted it in the yard when we moved in, now it's the biggest tree on the property.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 3, 2007 6:38 pm
That's the tree you're killing, in the course of building that platform, to see over the fence when the chick next door is sunbathing,
zippyt • Aug 3, 2007 8:01 pm
One end of your hammoc support ,
richlevy • Aug 4, 2007 9:26 pm
Uisge Beatha;369896 wrote:
Yessiree, Bruce is right! This is some form of sausage, looking something like a salami.The following picture shows the whole thing, with the original close-up located towards the lower-left.

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And here I was going to guess "Labrat's sunburned ass":D
Elspode • Aug 6, 2007 9:42 pm
Hey, hey, hey!

There are some things that even we Cellarites don't joke about, RL... :mad2:
elSicomoro • Aug 6, 2007 9:44 pm
Elspode;372136 wrote:
There are some things that even we Cellarites don't joke about


There are???
HungLikeJesus • Aug 24, 2007 1:15 pm
Can you identify this? Try to be specific.
Griff • Aug 24, 2007 1:57 pm
Blade for a stone saw?
Shawnee123 • Aug 24, 2007 2:00 pm
One of the gears out of your humongous watch?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 24, 2007 2:56 pm
Big-assed, insert tooth, saw blade.
Razzmatazz13 • Aug 24, 2007 10:50 pm
Shawnee123;377998 wrote:
One of the gears out of your humongous watch?


:lol2:

Shawnee made me snort orange juice on my keyboard. Thanks. :mad:
Elspode • Aug 25, 2007 1:57 am
sycamore;372137 wrote:
There are???


Labrat burning her ass would be like taking a blowtorch to the Mona Lisa. Just not funny.
Elspode • Aug 25, 2007 1:59 am
HungLikeJesus;377971 wrote:
Can you identify this? Try to be specific.


Hubcap off of James Bond's newest spy car? Frisbee for masochists? Decorative sunbonnet off of a Henry Moore sculpture?
TheMercenary • Aug 25, 2007 6:12 am
Definately a saw blade. The picture looks a bit distorted which makes it appear convex. The tips are typical of that seen on a diamond tipped blade used for stone. May be from a rock quary because it looks huge.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 25, 2007 7:13 am
Not stone, a sawmill. That dark staining, that's been mostly buffed off when it was reconditioned (teeth replaced), is from wood sap.
Shawnee123 • Aug 25, 2007 8:24 am
Thanks razz!

Hey, don't you hate it when someone uses one of your jokes for their own purposes and gives no credit? [/snide remark]
HungLikeJesus • Aug 25, 2007 10:55 am
Yes, it's a blade from a sawmill. xoBruce wins it. Here's one with my foot for perspective:
Shawnee123 • Aug 25, 2007 10:58 am
Well hell, that's not actual size either, HLJ. Is your eye calibrated? Are you using "man-inches?" :lol:
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 25, 2007 11:11 am
Wingtips!... you corporate shill.
Shawnee123 • Aug 25, 2007 11:15 am
Those are FMWs!
HungLikeJesus • Aug 25, 2007 11:15 am
Shawnee123;378425 wrote:
Well hell, that's not actual size either, HLJ. Is your eye calibrated? Are you using "man-inches?" :lol:


I had my lens on backward.

The picture was reflected off of a space mirror.

I have very tiny feet.

Man-inches?
Spexxvet • Aug 25, 2007 11:18 am
Elspode;378236 wrote:
Labrat burning her ass would be like taking a blowtorch to the Mona Lisa. Just not funny.

Don't worry, Labrat's ass is so hot it could start it's own fire. You can't burn something that hot.

xoxoxoBruce;378428 wrote:
Wingtips!... you corporate shill.


With white socks, from the look of it! :eek: geek alert. :p
Shawnee123 • Aug 25, 2007 11:18 am
Man-inches?

Let me put it this way: I have an idea for a restaurant. It's like Hooters only all the servers are men in g-strings. It's called Boners. The specialty is a foot long hot dog, but when it's served it's really only 3-4 inches. ;)
HungLikeJesus • Aug 25, 2007 11:40 am
Shawnee123;378429 wrote:
Those are FMWs!


Is that one of those acronyms from the singles section?

Spexxvet;378431 wrote:
...With white socks, from the look of it! :eek: geek alert. :p


Oh, no. Those are grey silk.

The stupid thing was that I was touring a sawmill/plywood plant and powerplant in dress clothes and carrying my good camera. Everything was full of sawdust when I was finished. Everything. I can still taste it.

I might start a new thread in Quality Images called Industrial photos, if anyone else is interested.
Shawnee123 • Aug 25, 2007 11:41 am
HungLikeJesus;378438 wrote:
Is that one of those acronyms from the singles section?




Nahh, we girls call our really high-heeled shoes FMPs (f***-me pumps.) So those are f***-me wingtips! Tres sexy!
HungLikeJesus • Aug 25, 2007 11:48 am
Shawnee123;378440 wrote:
Nahh, we girls call our really high-heeled shoes FMPs (f***-me pumps.) So those are f***-me wingtips! Tres sexy!


So I was right: SWF with FMPs seeks SWM with FMWs.
Shawnee123 • Aug 25, 2007 11:50 am
Perfect!
zippyt • Aug 25, 2007 11:56 am
I might start a new thread in Quality Images called Industrial photos, if anyone else is interested.

YES !!!
Spexxvet • Aug 25, 2007 12:24 pm
Shawnee123;378432 wrote:
Let me put it this way: I have an idea for a restaurant. It's like Hooters only all the servers are men in g-strings. It's called Boners. The specialty is a foot long hot dog, but when it's served it's really only 3-4 inches. ;)


LOL! Do it.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 25, 2007 6:14 pm
zippyt;378449 wrote:
I might start a new thread in Quality Images called Industrial photos, if anyone else is interested.

YES !!!
Yes, yes.
Elspode • Aug 26, 2007 1:19 am
Shawnee123;378432 wrote:
Let me put it this way: I have an idea for a restaurant. It's like Hooters only all the servers are men in g-strings. It's called Boners. The specialty is a foot long hot dog, but when it's served it's really only 3-4 inches. ;)


"Strange wang in the palm of my hand"...
Undertoad • Aug 26, 2007 9:55 am
Reference noted sir

Hey, you know how Red Lobster has Lobsterfest, you could have Sausage Fest...
HungLikeJesus • Aug 27, 2007 8:47 pm
I've started a thread called Industrial Photos. Does anyone have a contribution?
jester • Aug 29, 2007 12:15 pm
Do you know?


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Shawnee123 • Aug 29, 2007 12:20 pm
hmmm, interesting. A bubble popping in liquid?
jester • Aug 29, 2007 12:22 pm
Nope
HungLikeJesus • Aug 29, 2007 12:28 pm
A CAT scan of your kidney stone?
jester • Aug 29, 2007 12:42 pm
Uh, no!

Eww. Why, would you?
glatt • Aug 29, 2007 12:45 pm
a spider's egg sack?
jester • Aug 29, 2007 12:56 pm
Wow. You da man. Here's a better picture - I know S123 will love it:) My little Charlotte left it for me.


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Shawnee123 • Aug 29, 2007 1:13 pm
omg! A bladder full of creepy crawlies. EEEEK:mg:
BigV • Aug 29, 2007 3:26 pm
.
Shawnee123 • Aug 29, 2007 3:28 pm
'Gator skin?
glatt • Aug 29, 2007 3:48 pm
lizard skin
BigV • Aug 29, 2007 4:28 pm
glatt wins!

It is a close cropped close up of the right rear limb of a monitor lizard.

Pic 01 -- uncropped close up

Pic 02 -- wider shot of the whole animal
Shawnee123 • Aug 29, 2007 4:28 pm
Damn. Glatt is super good at knowing what close up things are! There should be a game show.
BigV • Aug 29, 2007 4:37 pm
Pic 01 -- SonofV posing along with Godzilla

Pic 02 -- This is my good side
glatt • Aug 29, 2007 4:40 pm
Aw, shucks. 'Twernt nothin' really.

So what's this?
Shawnee123 • Aug 29, 2007 4:43 pm
inside of a hot air balloon top?
glatt • Aug 29, 2007 4:50 pm
Yeah! Shawnee! See, it's not so hard.

Except it's really a dog's anus. No. Wait. It's a hot air balloon.

It's a dog's anus and a hot air balloon!
Shawnee123 • Aug 29, 2007 4:53 pm
omg that is way too funny!

Now, were they trying to simulate a dog's anus, or is that just the way the balloon design worked out?
glatt • Aug 29, 2007 4:55 pm
I think they did it on purpose, but did it in a way so that they could say with a straight face that is was just the way it came out.
Shawnee123 • Aug 29, 2007 4:56 pm
lol, i like these balloon makers already!
HungLikeJesus • Aug 29, 2007 6:09 pm
Shawnee123;379905 wrote:
omg that is way too funny!

Now, were they trying to simulate a dog's anus, or is that just the way the balloon design worked out?


They needed something for the other balloon dogs to sniff.
BigV • Aug 30, 2007 12:19 pm
Funny-er would be to rig a line on the inside to where the center point is to control a vent where the sewed shut circle is so it could be controlled from the gondola.

Sniff this!

No lighting them though. Bad dog!
Shawnee123 • Aug 30, 2007 1:30 pm
HungLikeJesus;379936 wrote:
They needed something for the other balloon dogs to sniff.


Good one!

Gives new meaning to "underdog"
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 11:36 am
This is a collection of ... ?

sorry for crappy cameraphone pic. This *is* the good pic, no better one exists, but I could return to the scene of the crime with a better camera, if required.
Flint • Sep 4, 2007 11:38 am
My first thought was that they look like the probes from an ultrasound machine, and I'll keep my next thought to myself.
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 11:41 am
Nope. Here's a clue: they're related to the previous picture.
zippyt • Sep 4, 2007 11:43 am
Light bulbs ????
Flint • Sep 4, 2007 11:44 am
Related to...a balloon...or a dog's ass? They go up your ass? They pump radiation into your prostate gland?
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 12:18 pm
I'm giving you a clue, dammit, not the friggin answer.

I leave the rest as an exercise for the student.


No, not light bulbs.
glatt • Sep 4, 2007 12:23 pm
Those are the anal probes the Alpha Centaurians use when they study the natives.
Flint • Sep 4, 2007 12:42 pm
BigV;381637 wrote:
I'm giving you a clue, dammit, not the friggin answer.
reeeowr!
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 12:54 pm
omg. it's the fourth sign of the apocalypse. glatt missed. we're doomed.
Clodfobble • Sep 4, 2007 1:05 pm
Artificial inseminators for dog-breeding?
Flint • Sep 4, 2007 1:06 pm
I was also thinking they might be something for horny bitches.
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 1:09 pm
nope nope
Flint • Sep 4, 2007 1:17 pm
They certainly look like medical devices. Although they could be ceramic. Which would be an insulator, or something to conduct heat. We're assuming they go inside something, but maybe they don't. Maybe they heat up and are used to shape the outside of another object. A sculpting tool of some kind. Or... they are decorative ceramic handles, knobs, or pulleys for vintage furniture, or appliances.
wolf • Sep 4, 2007 1:25 pm
Heat sealer probes for the balloon seams, perhaps? Or hot "knives" for working with nylon?
jester • Sep 4, 2007 1:27 pm
maybe some type of "valve stem"?
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 1:36 pm
You're all warm-ish. I feel certain you'll never guess the actual purpose of these objects. I'll give a couple more clues. They are ceramic. They are a set. They are functional, not decorative. Not medical.
Spexxvet • Sep 4, 2007 1:45 pm
Utensils to help make balloon animals?
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 1:57 pm
We have a Bingo! Congratulations Spexxvet, you're a winner!

I am surprised, though I shouldn't be, having experienced the collective and eclectic wisdom down here in the cellar.

These are latex balloon molds. You dip them into the liquid latex and when the rubber has cured, peel the balloon off. Now you'll probably recognize some of the shapes, no?

Nice work Spexxvet!
Flint • Sep 4, 2007 1:58 pm
Ah... the classic hot-dog bun, chess piece, and anal beads.
Spexxvet • Sep 4, 2007 2:18 pm
BigV;381699 wrote:
...
Nice work Spexxvet!


Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you veramuch.
Spexxvet • Sep 4, 2007 2:20 pm
Flint;381700 wrote:
Ah... the classic hot-dog bun, chess piece, and anal beads.


One is obviously the orange juicer balloon. I wanna know what the one dead center is - it's split in two at the top.
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 2:25 pm
Bunny ears? Mickey Mouse?

edit:

Like these, p'raps?
Spexxvet • Sep 4, 2007 2:32 pm
BigV;381713 wrote:
..Mickey Mouse?...


Probably Mickey.
Flint • Sep 4, 2007 2:34 pm
BigV;381713 wrote:
Like these, p'raps?
So there's no artistry to these balloons, you just blow 'em up, and WYSIWYG ???
BigV • Sep 4, 2007 2:40 pm
Whether you deedle deedle or lalala is entirely up to you; it's a free country.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 5, 2007 7:35 pm
I think that this is an easy one. What is this, or what is it part of? You don't need to be too specific.
Elspode • Sep 5, 2007 7:39 pm
Looks like bonnet and lid hydraulics on a show car.
Griff • Sep 5, 2007 7:50 pm
Heh, he said hydraulics.
beauregaardhooligan • Sep 5, 2007 7:57 pm
1955 Mercedes Benz 300 SL Gullwings.
beauregaardhooligan • Sep 5, 2007 7:59 pm
A true classic.
Elspode • Sep 5, 2007 8:04 pm
Okay, so it was only the lid hydraulics. What do I win?
beauregaardhooligan • Sep 5, 2007 8:09 pm
Well, technically, they are the doors.
But I'll split it with you!
HungLikeJesus • Sep 5, 2007 9:13 pm
I'm giving Elspode 2 out of 5, and beauregaardhooligan 5/5.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 6, 2007 10:18 am
I took these pictures when I was in Stuttgart last month. Here are two bigger views.

There was also a bare frame on display, and an explanation that the door design was due to the frame rail location. I don't know why the style was discontinued.
glatt • Sep 6, 2007 10:30 am
HungLikeJesus;382439 wrote:
I don't know why the style was discontinued.


It's a very attractive car, and I'd love to have one.

I can't help wondering though, what it was like to climb in and out of one. You might be able to stretch your foot across that door frame and place it onto the floor and then slide in and sit down all in one motion to get into the car. Then pick up your outside foot and lift it up, over and in. Getting out has got to be a major pain. You could crawl out and exit hands first onto the ground. Or stand up on the seat, all hunched over so you don't hit the door above your head and hop out, or try to do the entrance move in reverse. I don't see any handles to pull yourself up as you try to get out. Basically, it looks like a real challenge to enter and exit this car. It's that very high and wide threshold, and the lack of head room space above the door that would make it such a challenge.

To be fair, I've never tried it, and am only guessing based on the pictures. Maybe it's really easy.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 6, 2007 10:38 am
glatt - now I feel stupid for not trying that when I had the chance. I was standing right there and could have been in and out before the guards could do anything.

The doors seem like they'd be good for tight parking spaces. I don't think they'd need as much side clearance as regular doors.

Edit: This is from Wikipedia:
The 300SL was best known for both its distinctive gullwing or butterfly wing doors and for being the first-ever gasoline-powered car equipped with fuel injection directly into the combustion chamber. The gullwing version was available from March 1955 to 1957. In Mercedes-Benz fashion, the "300" referred to the engine's cylinder displacement, in this case, three liters. The "SL", as applied to a roadster, stood for "Sport Leicht" or "Sport Light."
...
The gullwing doors, hinged at the roof and so named because the open doors resembled a bird's outstretched wings, were implemented as such to accommodate for the car's tubular chassis, designed by DBAG's chief developing engineer, Rudolf Uhlenhaut. Part of the chassis passed through what would be the lower half of a standard door.

This tubular chassis was a necessity, as the original car was designed solely for racing and needed to be as light as possible due to the rather underpowered original, carbureted, engine, while still providing a high level of strength. This required the driver and any passengers to do some gymnastics to get in or out of the car, usually by sitting on and sliding across the wide door sill. A steering wheel with a tilt-away column made the process considerably easier.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 6, 2007 8:28 pm
Just hope to hell you don't end upside down, trapped in a burning wreck.
jinx • Sep 6, 2007 9:10 pm
PIA at drive-thru's too...
HungLikeJesus • Sep 6, 2007 9:26 pm
jinx;382817 wrote:
PIA at drive-thru's too...


That's very perceptive of you. I can't tell if the windows open or not. It looks like they might be hinged.
beauregaardhooligan • Sep 6, 2007 11:07 pm
I recognized it because my brother's MotherInLaw had one.
A very unique car. Here's a link to the site I got the pic from.

http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/~rschild/mbgc.html
zippyt • Sep 6, 2007 11:39 pm
Not my turn but , Whats this ????
Image
monster • Sep 6, 2007 11:59 pm
A kite string holder
monster • Sep 7, 2007 12:00 am
(for a batman kite)
zippyt • Sep 7, 2007 12:03 am
Nope
wolf • Sep 7, 2007 2:26 am
My guesses run out after drawer pull and bow-tie for an electronic penguin.
zippyt • Sep 7, 2007 2:32 am
nope
wolf • Sep 7, 2007 2:34 am
See, I knew that. But I always liked Liar's Club.
zippyt • Sep 7, 2007 2:37 am
nope its not one of them eather
DucksNuts • Sep 7, 2007 5:06 am
a butt plug?
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 7, 2007 5:11 am
Fishing weight?
glatt • Sep 7, 2007 9:01 am
I'm guessing is has something to do with boats and lines. Fishing weight sounds good. Or some sort of hardware used in rope rigging. Not terribly precise there huh?
Spexxvet • Sep 7, 2007 9:06 am
One of those Klingon double-bladed weapons? A backpack for a robot?

Actually, I agree with the fishing weight. The line goes through the two slits, which you squeeze shut to hold it in place.

Or its a metal bone
busterb • Sep 7, 2007 9:51 am
Zip. I have not a clue, but while we're waiting, I'll pitch this in.
Bruce sent me something about old cars and such, is what brought this to mind.
zippyt • Sep 7, 2007 9:52 am
Nope ,
Nope ,
Nope ,
Nope , but good guesses all .
Now how long should this go befor it reveal what it is ??
glatt • Sep 7, 2007 11:13 am
One final guess from me, and then I give up.

You are a scales guy, right?

I'm going to guess that it's some sort of standardized weight for calibrating scales. Only thing is it looks really small for doing truck scales. But that's still my guess.
Flint • Sep 7, 2007 11:21 am
The notches, and the curvature, seem to indicate some kind of flexible, connective function. It reminds me, somehow, of a u-joint.
zippyt • Sep 7, 2007 11:38 am
Ok , the thingee is a thingee for your Ipod head phones to keep the cords un tangled ,
Image

I initionaly thaough this was the view to use ,
Image

then this view ,
Image

but then I thought that a safer for work view was in order


NEXT
glatt • Sep 7, 2007 11:42 am
So we were all on the right track with the wrapping lines around it approach.

Good one, zippyt.
zippyt • Sep 7, 2007 11:45 am
thank ye sir
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 7, 2007 2:08 pm
Buster, that looks like the grille of a piece of heavy equipment, like a dozer or something?
busterb • Sep 7, 2007 3:36 pm
nope, but I'll not give you, Bruce any more clues. Because you know
HungLikeJesus • Sep 7, 2007 3:40 pm
busterb;382992 wrote:
Zip. I have not a clue, but while we're waiting, I'll pitch this in.
Bruce sent me something about old cars and such, is what brought this to mind.


Is it part of the windshield of a Florida school bus?
Griff • Sep 7, 2007 3:43 pm
cover over a small engine with a pull cord... chainsaw?
beauregaardhooligan • Sep 7, 2007 6:04 pm
The honeycomb-like part looks like an air-filter cover from a lawn mower, and old gaskets.
busterb • Sep 10, 2007 5:06 pm
Ok. If you had a car, date, friends and a few bucks back in the late 50s, 60s or perhaps the 70s you might, or should have used one of these.
glatt • Sep 10, 2007 5:09 pm
Is it a speaker for ordering food at a drive in?

If not that, it must be the speaker you put inside your window when watching the movie.
Flint • Sep 10, 2007 5:09 pm
Or a drive-in movie speaker. To order movie watching to get in your ear.
glatt • Sep 10, 2007 5:15 pm
Flint;384033 wrote:
To order movie watching to get in your ear.


Huh?

Let me try that language out:

"To buy ice cream eating to see cherry on top."
Flint • Sep 10, 2007 5:19 pm
Hi, my name is glatt, and I'm a late editor.

You said it was a drive-in speaker "to order food" so I said, maybe it is to "order" something else: the movie. Or the watching of the movie. Well, not the actual watching of the movie, but to "order" a certain part of it. To get in your ear. To order movie watching to get in your ear. Shut up.
glatt • Sep 10, 2007 5:30 pm
Flint;384037 wrote:
Shut up.


:D
busterb • Sep 12, 2007 7:25 pm
Drive-in move speaker. In ya ear.
BigV • Sep 21, 2007 7:44 pm
Yes, sky; yes, clouds. You can do better.
BigV • Sep 21, 2007 7:48 pm
and more like wth? plus where's waldo?

HLJ asked if I could see myself in the tuba.

Yep. Can you?
HungLikeJesus • Sep 21, 2007 7:59 pm
BigV;387853 wrote:
Yes, sky; yes, clouds. You can do better.


Someone's parachute failing to open?
HungLikeJesus • Sep 21, 2007 8:00 pm
BigV;387855 wrote:
and more like wth? plus where's waldo?

HLJ asked if I could see myself in the tuba.

Yep. Can you?


Are you the one in the red shirt?
TheMercenary • Sep 21, 2007 8:10 pm
BigV;387853 wrote:
Yes, sky; yes, clouds. You can do better.


Wind dummies dropped from a plane before a jump.
BigV • Sep 21, 2007 8:22 pm
TheMercenary;387861 wrote:
Wind dummies dropped from a plane before a jump.


Winnnnnnnnah!
BigV • Sep 21, 2007 8:23 pm
HungLikeJesus;387858 wrote:
Are you the one in the red shirt?


nope.


Which narrows it down A LOT!
TheMercenary • Sep 21, 2007 9:05 pm
BigV;387866 wrote:
Winnnnnnnnah!


I have jumped after them like this:

Image
BigV • Sep 21, 2007 9:17 pm
I love you man, but no fucking way.
zippyt • Sep 21, 2007 9:39 pm
Hell I'd do it if'n you held my Beer !!!
BigV • Sep 21, 2007 10:07 pm
better plan: toss the beer out first!
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:15 am
TheMercenary;387861 wrote:
Wind dummies dropped from a plane before a jump.


and here are the jumps!
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:18 am
how many parachutists do you see?
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:20 am
count carefully...
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:21 am
surprised? I was!
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:26 am
one formation is called biplane when they're stacked vertically. Looks suicidal to me. I wouldn't want to be close to the other fella's canopy nor he mine.
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:27 am
they came down straight down, then broke, then stuck the landing!
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:29 am
touchdown!
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:30 am
more!
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:35 am
big finish coming up!
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:36 am
Here's the team.
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 12:38 am
take a bow gentlemen!
Spexxvet • Sep 22, 2007 11:05 am
BigV;387855 wrote:
and more like wth? plus where's waldo?

HLJ asked if I could see myself in the tuba.

Yep. Can you?


White hat, end of row?
BigV • Sep 22, 2007 4:46 pm
Spexxvet;387982 wrote:
White hat, end of row?


It was the camera that gave me away, wasn't it?

Correct!
TheMercenary • Sep 22, 2007 6:48 pm
Cool, I have done a number of jumps out of Black Hawks. I thought it was a bit scarier than jumping out of a AC moving at 125 knots. When the Helo stands still there is a HUGE delay in your shoot opening when jumping static line. It is only a few more seconds but it seems like it lasts forever.
think-floyd • Sep 22, 2007 9:42 pm
did the guy with the flag get booed for letting it touch the ground when he landed?
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 23, 2007 12:55 am
Welcome to the Cellar, think-floyd.:D
think-floyd • Sep 23, 2007 10:08 pm
thanks bruce :) I'm a long time reader of the Iotd, and lurker of the main cellar for a while now too. Was just waiting for the right moment to butt in :D
HungLikeJesus • Sep 24, 2007 10:39 am
BigV;387905 wrote:
one formation is called biplane when they're stacked vertically. Looks suicidal to me. I wouldn't want to be close to the other fella's canopy nor he mine.


That's how they mate.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 27, 2007 1:30 pm
This is me, last fall. Where was I, or what was I doing?
Sundae • Sep 27, 2007 1:35 pm
IF you're going to make my stomach roll with your injuries (ICK!) at least have the courtesy to sneak your ballbag into to picture by taking the photo from below.

BTW, if that's not blood I apologise. The ballbag request stands though.
barefoot serpent • Sep 27, 2007 1:45 pm
Extreme candied apple making?
theotherguy • Sep 27, 2007 1:49 pm
Scratching your sac with a sharp object while riding in a buckboard up a mountain is never a good idea. Blood will be drawn every time.
jester • Sep 27, 2007 2:02 pm
You had just wrecked your bike...

[ATTACH]14865[/ATTACH]
HungLikeJesus • Sep 27, 2007 2:08 pm
jester;389792 wrote:
You had just wrecked your bike...


Well, that's what it's supposed to look like. (There's a clue.)
glatt • Sep 27, 2007 2:10 pm
Uh, Halloween costume?
theotherguy • Sep 27, 2007 2:11 pm
Looks like you have a "boner" there.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 27, 2007 2:13 pm
glatt;389796 wrote:
Uh, Halloween costume?


Yes, exactly. I thought the ham bone would give it away. (This was taken at the end of the night and most of the wound and scab effects were by then ground into the carpet.)

But there is one real scar visible on my knee from a mountain biking accident.
glatt • Sep 27, 2007 2:13 pm
You were a "patient" for a medical/emergency drill of some sort.

edit: Uh, never mind.
jester • Sep 27, 2007 2:22 pm
how did it get "ground" into the carpet. what exactly were you doing?
HungLikeJesus • Sep 27, 2007 3:33 pm
jester;389809 wrote:
how did it get "ground" into the carpet. what exactly were you doing?


Unfortunately, I can't post the rest of the pictures.
BigV • Oct 16, 2007 12:27 pm
What is this?
glatt • Oct 16, 2007 12:32 pm
confetti being dropped in front of the floodlights at a nighttime sporting event.
BigV • Oct 16, 2007 12:44 pm
Unfair or not, I hold you to a somewhat higher standard glatt. I regret that I must reject your answer. You are partly correct, but missing an important element.

Please try again.
glatt • Oct 16, 2007 12:48 pm
Hmmm

Hundreds of flash bulbs going off in the distant stands at a night time sporting event.

Edit: Nah, it's not that.
ZenGum • Oct 16, 2007 1:03 pm
Must be: millions of moths mobbing the .... lights at a major sporting meet.
BigV • Oct 16, 2007 1:22 pm
KA-billions of moths. Correct!

nice assist glatt. nice shot zengum.

Two more for context. The bats were out that night too. I like the second picture. Kinetic, frenetic. What is the appeal of the flame for the moth anyway?
ZenGum • Oct 16, 2007 1:36 pm
Cool pictures! Especially the long exposure one.

Why do moths do that?

I've seen some prolonged debate on it, the leading theory seems to be that moths navigate by the moon, flying either straight toward it or at a fixed angle relative to it.
If it is straight toward, then as soon as a they see a light the buzz straight in. If they are trying to keep it at an angle, say, 30 degrees to starboard, they will start to pass the light and spiral in towards it. Either way they find the light pretty fast.
glatt • Oct 16, 2007 1:55 pm
Ditto the long exposure one, that's cool.

How did you do that? They didn't let a tripod into the game, did they?
BigV • Oct 16, 2007 3:35 pm
Thanks both of you for your kind remarks.

I love it too.

Technically, no tripod. Braced camera... on car outside stadium. Notice we're looking at the backs of the lights. I'm outside the stadium, on the way home. The swarming picture would have warranted a video, just .. wow. But all I got was the still, and it will have to do.

More to come.
BigV • Oct 16, 2007 4:13 pm
What is this?
glatt • Oct 16, 2007 4:15 pm
CAFE?

It must be the Corporate Average Fuel Economy building.
glatt • Oct 16, 2007 4:18 pm
My serious guess is that it's a Safeway supermarket that is being torn down or sold.
BigV • Oct 16, 2007 4:35 pm
nope nope

clue one: it flows neatly from previous what is it.
BigV • Oct 16, 2007 5:16 pm
clue two: local landmark
barefoot serpent • Oct 16, 2007 5:27 pm
SAFECO Field sign?
Image
BigV • Oct 16, 2007 5:59 pm
Correct!

Congratulations barefoot serpent! The picture was taken veeerrrrryyy close to the sign from the pavement. Looking practically straight up.

Good call!
BigV • Oct 30, 2007 12:02 am
What is this?
Razzmatazz13 • Oct 30, 2007 12:02 am
your ring, with a light shining through your hand?
BigV • Oct 30, 2007 12:08 am
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wedding ring, the ring of fire, the symbol of our covenant, the symbol of my burnin burnin love!
BigV • Oct 30, 2007 12:34 am
What is this?
ZenGum • Oct 30, 2007 12:45 am
You are shining your maglight into your crotch.

Tell me, does the warmth turn you on?
BigV • Oct 30, 2007 3:28 am
Correct. And no.

The two most recent pictures were taken minutes apart. I did the one with the light in my hand first, dropped the light into my lap to review the image on the display of the camera, looked down and thought it made an interesting image. The highly saturated colors at opposite ends of the spectrum struck me as a very interesting contrast. Both pictures are unedited, save resizing.

By the way, it's not a Maglite. It's from Inova the 2L model.
LabRat • Oct 30, 2007 9:56 am
First the wedding ring, then a crotch shot.

You sir, are a tease.

:lol:
TheMercenary • Oct 30, 2007 10:37 am
Wait till he shines that light through the skin of his balls!:elkgrin:
Sheldonrs • Oct 30, 2007 2:54 pm
TheMercenary;401496 wrote:
Wait till he shines that light through the skin of his balls!:elkgrin:


Those glow from within. ;-)
glatt • Nov 19, 2007 1:23 pm
What's this?
:eek:
BigV • Nov 19, 2007 1:44 pm
A "toy". Can't quite make out the model though....
glatt • Nov 19, 2007 2:02 pm
Nope. :)

Hint: Doesn't take batteries.
Shawnee123 • Nov 19, 2007 2:16 pm
Some kind of fishing lure?
glatt • Nov 19, 2007 2:21 pm
Not a fishing lure.
Spexxvet • Nov 19, 2007 2:24 pm
A cribbage board?
Big Dumb • Nov 19, 2007 2:26 pm
a dildoo
LJ • Nov 19, 2007 2:27 pm
gutter cleaner?

enema nozzle?
glatt • Nov 19, 2007 2:32 pm
not a "toy"
not a fishing lure
not cribbage board
not a dildo
not a gutter cleaner
not an enema nozzle
Tink • Nov 19, 2007 2:52 pm
It's a weird-ass plastic pickle with holes in it.
Shawnee123 • Nov 19, 2007 2:54 pm
It's a Self Contained Underwater Pickle Apparatus (Scupa)
Tink • Nov 19, 2007 2:57 pm
"dive, dive"
glatt • Nov 19, 2007 3:12 pm
not a "toy"
not a fishing lure
not cribbage board
not a dildo
not a gutter cleaner
not an enema nozzle
not a pickle
not a "Scupa" and no diving involved.

I can see we need a better picture here.

Hope this doesn't give it away.

Edit: Hold on, let me redact that trade name. There. Done.
zippyt • Nov 19, 2007 3:13 pm
bannanna keeper
glatt • Nov 19, 2007 3:18 pm
zippyt;408643 wrote:
bannanna keeper


Yes!!

It's the Banana Guard
Sundae • Nov 19, 2007 3:21 pm
Damn! Wish I'd seen this sooner. I bought one for my friend's husband as a stocking filler.
BigV • Nov 19, 2007 3:30 pm
Holy crap that would hurt, even if it *did* fit, which it wouldn't.

:shudder:
Sundae • Nov 19, 2007 3:32 pm
Does this mean small, cheap present aka stocking filler is purely a Brit term? :)
Shawnee123 • Nov 19, 2007 3:42 pm
A banana cozy, then. I guess you would have to use a protractor at the market to make sure your bananas would fit.
Cicero • Nov 19, 2007 4:47 pm
I'm going to get one as long as the Chinese make it...
I'm going to lick it to see if I can get high.............
glatt • Nov 19, 2007 4:51 pm
Cicero;408691 wrote:
I'm going to get one as long as the Chinese make it...
I'm going to lick it to see if I can get high.............


Make sure to take a picture.
Shawnee123 • Nov 19, 2007 4:54 pm
Cheerio indeed! :)
Cicero • Nov 19, 2007 5:31 pm
How did you get my photo glatt?
BigV • Nov 20, 2007 4:55 pm
Cropped lightly, but otherwise unedited.
kerosene • Nov 20, 2007 4:59 pm
A Lynyrd Skynyrd concert.
glatt • Nov 20, 2007 5:02 pm
Looks more like Barry Manilow
BigV • Nov 20, 2007 5:22 pm
Yer a couple of showoffs! Since you're both right *and wrong*, I'll let you twist until you get the act right. For the record, I was holding up my Zippo. Old skool baby.
BigV • Dec 21, 2007 6:48 pm
Time is *definitely* up on this one. The answer is:

The Doobie Brothers!
BigV • Dec 21, 2007 6:51 pm
What is this?

Clue: I bet wolf knows.
busterb • Dec 21, 2007 9:31 pm
Nut house???
BigV • Dec 21, 2007 9:36 pm
You're close. Well, not really. Good guess.

The purpose for which it was first built is similar to that kind of building, but not the same. It has a different purpose now.
Tink • Dec 21, 2007 9:41 pm
Pick me! Pick me!

I'm giving a hint of the old......it was originally the VA Hospital.
BigV • Dec 21, 2007 9:50 pm
Yes! You're right! You can see why I was inclined to give buster partial credit.

You can edit your post with the answer, or post anew with the answer. If you want it to remain in play, highlight your answer and then change the color to white, so it's invisible. Like this:
[COLOR="White"]
This text is invisible.[/COLOR]

See? Easy peasy!
Tink • Dec 21, 2007 9:56 pm
:ninja:
busterb • Dec 21, 2007 10:10 pm
Well from my end. The VA is a nut house! :celebrat:
BigV • Jan 3, 2008 5:12 pm
bump.


Tink, answer if you wish!
BigV • Jan 3, 2008 5:58 pm
What is this?
classicman • Jan 3, 2008 6:34 pm
Tinks birthday present
gtown • Jan 10, 2008 5:26 pm
this?

Image
BigV • Jan 10, 2008 6:31 pm
Good guesses! Wrong, but good.

It's an Oldsmobile. Bwahahahahahaha!
BigV • Jan 10, 2008 6:33 pm
BigV;418446 wrote:
What is this?

Clue: I bet wolf knows.


The answer, which Tink already knew, is:

Amazon.com World Headquarters
BigV • Feb 6, 2008 5:55 pm
Well?
monster • Feb 6, 2008 6:00 pm
it's snow (moulded by the tread of a shoe)
BigV • Feb 6, 2008 6:21 pm
Correct!

Wow... that lasted five *whole* minutes.

But you have to admit, it **could** have been one of those aliens in Space Invaders.
monster • Feb 6, 2008 6:23 pm
I live in Michigan. nuff said
BigV • Feb 6, 2008 6:28 pm
Nope, wrong. Guess again.
Stress Puppy • Feb 7, 2008 5:47 am
Finger.
BigV • Feb 7, 2008 2:21 pm
Negative. No fingers appear in this frame whatsoever.

Next caller, please.
TheMercenary • Feb 7, 2008 9:22 pm
Image
TheMercenary • Feb 7, 2008 9:24 pm
Image
TheMercenary • Feb 7, 2008 9:27 pm
Image
zippyt • Feb 7, 2008 9:31 pm
Circumsizer Merc ??

V stop showing is your Butt cheeks !!!!
monster • Feb 7, 2008 9:42 pm
for opening classy screw top bottles of wine?
classicman • Feb 7, 2008 9:50 pm
Merc, thats a cigar thingy!
classicman • Feb 7, 2008 9:51 pm
that or a Bobbitizer -
zippyt • Feb 7, 2008 9:59 pm
A thingee for trimming the foil an wine bottles
TheMercenary • Feb 7, 2008 10:08 pm
zippyt;430766 wrote:

V stop showing is your Butt cheeks !!!!
My first guess!:D
TheMercenary • Feb 7, 2008 10:08 pm
Monster, Classic, Zippy.... Nope.
zippyt • Feb 7, 2008 10:25 pm
A tourcher device ??

"Vee Haf WAYS uf makeing you talk !!!"
Elspode • Feb 8, 2008 12:46 am
The Snow Invader made me think of this pic of an African fertility sculpture I photographed in the St Louis art gallery.
Shawnee123 • Feb 8, 2008 8:38 am
Hey, that's ME! There's my NSFW picture! :lol:
BigV • Feb 8, 2008 10:56 am
It looks like the clitoris licking frog to me. Africa, you say? Wow, was he lost.
TheMercenary • Feb 11, 2008 7:55 am
Any more guesses on the pics I put up?
monster • Feb 11, 2008 4:12 pm
something for stripping sugar cane
TheMercenary • Feb 11, 2008 4:14 pm
Nope, but you are closer, it has to do with food.
glatt • Feb 11, 2008 4:19 pm
Merc, let me just say that you rock. This is the best "what is it?" yet. I'm completely stumped.

It doesn't look like it does anything to vegetables. The tolerances are too tight to adjust to the wide variety of sizes mother nature provides there.

Something with eggs? Maybe it cleanly cuts the tops off of egg shells for soft boiled eggs? I'm just guessing here, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. I'm guessing an egg shell opener.
TheMercenary • Feb 11, 2008 4:28 pm
glatt;431553 wrote:
Merc, let me just say that you rock. This is the best "what is it?" yet. I'm completely stumped.

It doesn't look like it does anything to vegetables. The tolerances are too tight to adjust to the wide variety of sizes mother nature provides there.

Something with eggs? Maybe it cleanly cuts the tops off of egg shells for soft boiled eggs? I'm just guessing here, but the more I think about it, the more I like it. I'm guessing an egg shell opener.
My friend you smoked it!

Yes it is for eggs.

It was a table tool for the time when people ate soft boiled egs from the shell when the whole egg was poached in boiling water and then placed up right pointed bit to the top, and the dinner would then cut the top of the egg off and eat the soft egg from the shell. Congrats!

:D
Shawnee123 • Feb 11, 2008 4:38 pm
What WAS V's picture? Did I miss the answer?
glatt • Feb 11, 2008 4:42 pm
So do you eat soft boiled eggs, Merc? I never had one. They seem too messy, hard to eat, and a bit yucky.
Shawnee123 • Feb 11, 2008 4:44 pm
Shawnee123;431563 wrote:
What WAS V's picture? Did I miss the answer?
Tink • Feb 11, 2008 6:14 pm
Shawnee123;431563 wrote:
What WAS V's picture? Did I miss the answer?


I know, I know. Whew....scared me a bit there too!:eek: I had to call and ask him. No....not butt cheeks. Sorry V!
Cicero • Feb 11, 2008 6:35 pm
Armpit. It's an armpit? On second thought...I don't know....
BigV • Feb 11, 2008 7:09 pm
It is a very overexposed (sorry, forgot the flash was on) shot of the median notch on the whale flukes sculpture in the Neototems Children's Garden.

Image
BigV • Feb 11, 2008 7:10 pm
Good one mercy! I was stumped.
TheMercenary • Feb 12, 2008 11:30 am
glatt;431566 wrote:
So do you eat soft boiled eggs, Merc? I never had one. They seem too messy, hard to eat, and a bit yucky.

No I did not eat them. But it came from my FIL's house, my MIL is dying and we have recently cleaned out the house of all the belongings. My wife had to explain it to me as she had watched him eat them for years.
BigV • Feb 21, 2008 6:57 pm
Tree, wood, bark, etc all will not qualify. You'll have to tell me more. :p
glatt • Feb 21, 2008 8:26 pm
lightning strike
zippyt • Feb 21, 2008 10:29 pm
what put the dent in you car
Clodfobble • Feb 21, 2008 11:15 pm
Yeah, I was going to say that's what it looked like when my mom sideswiped the tree in our driveway once.
TheMercenary • Feb 22, 2008 9:39 am
A beam or trunk of wood surrounded by cement in a log structure.
Flint • Feb 22, 2008 9:46 am
That bark has been stripped...so...he's making aspirin...but it's not a willow...it's an oak...?...so he's tanning leather...?
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 22, 2008 10:07 am
Flint;434137 wrote:
...it's an oak...?...so he's tanning leather...?


Some kinda pine.
I'm with glatt.
HungLikeJesus • Feb 22, 2008 12:18 pm
Either a deer or an elk was scraping their antler on the tree.
Trilby • Feb 22, 2008 1:00 pm
a bug.
glatt • Feb 22, 2008 1:24 pm
Brianna;434206 wrote:
a bug.


With an evil look in his eye. Just look at him.
HungLikeJesus • Feb 22, 2008 1:35 pm
HungLikeJesus;434190 wrote:
Either a deer or an elk was scraping their antler on the tree.


If I'm wrong I'll put $111 in the tip jar.
Trilby • Feb 22, 2008 1:38 pm
glatt;434214 wrote:
With an evil look in his eye. Just look at him.


I know! But I am pretty much anti-bug in the first place. I think they're all evil.
Flint • Feb 22, 2008 1:40 pm
Enough!
Trilby • Feb 22, 2008 1:43 pm
But Flint! I'm...I'm...I'm SICK!



















*cries a little, pouts, looks for attention and affirmation*
Flint • Feb 22, 2008 1:46 pm
What you need is a good firm spanking.
glatt • Feb 22, 2008 1:48 pm
HungLikeJesus;434190 wrote:
Either a deer or an elk was scraping their antler on the tree.


I think you are probably right. You can see the scratch going down the sap wood perfectly centered within the scar of the missing bark.
Trilby • Feb 22, 2008 1:49 pm
Flint;434233 wrote:
What you need is a good firm spanking.



Ok. Can I call you "Daddy"?
Flint • Feb 22, 2008 2:00 pm
You can call me professor! ha ha ha I'll wear my cardigan...
HungLikeJesus • Feb 22, 2008 2:16 pm
glatt;434236 wrote:
I think you are probably right. You can see the scratch going down the sap wood perfectly centered within the scar of the missing bark.



I hope so. I don't really have $111.
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 22, 2008 2:41 pm
glatt;434236 wrote:
I think you are probably right. You can see the scratch going down the sap wood perfectly centered within the scar of the missing bark.


Animals are not that neat. The scratch appears to follow the grain of the wood.
I still say "lightning."
Flint • Feb 22, 2008 2:42 pm
Anything would have a natural tendency to follow the grain of the wood. You'd have to try not to.

P.S. Your line sticks out farther...or is it further? Either way, I'd ban you for that shit, If I was the boss of these parts.
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 22, 2008 2:53 pm
Flint;434282 wrote:
Anything would have a natural tendency to follow the grain of the wood. You'd have to try not to.

P.S. Your line sticks out farther...or is it further? Either way, I'd ban you for that shit, If I was the boss of these parts.

What do you mean my line sticks out further? (I'm just blessed that way!)
As for the scratch, I've seen a few deer scrapes, and they are not neat and usually more than just one. It takes a lot of force to peel of a big strip of bark like that.
Trilby • Feb 22, 2008 2:56 pm
beauregaardhooligan;434287 wrote:
What do you mean my line sticks out further?


It means your handle is longer than the rest of ours. That means you're a non-conformist and that leads us to believe you are a witch.

The fact that UnderFreud let you get away with it means he has a PRO-Witch
Agenda!!
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 22, 2008 3:04 pm
Y'all been eating moldy rye bread again?
Don't make me touch you with my noodly appendage.
Shawnee123 • Feb 22, 2008 3:11 pm
[jan bradyhooligan]HEY, why does beauregaard always get the longer line? beauregaard, beauregaard, beauregaard.[/jan bradyhooligan]
glatt • Feb 22, 2008 3:24 pm
beauregaardhooligan;434281 wrote:
I still say "lightning."


Oh, so do I. I can't change my answer now. It was the first answer to pop into my head, but now I'm not so sure. HLJ may be putting the tip jar over the top.
BigV • Feb 25, 2008 5:26 pm
zippyt;434009 wrote:
what put the dent in you car
LMAO! Funniest!

HungLikeJesus;434190 wrote:
Either a deer or an elk was scraping their antler on the tree.
[foreshadowing]I got a bad feeling about this one...[/foreshadowing]

Brianna;434206 wrote:
a bug.
wth? You're eyesight is either much better or much worse than mine.....

HungLikeJesus;434222 wrote:
If I'm wrong I'll put $111 in the tip jar.
(psssst.. you should be reaching for your wallet about now...)

HungLikeJesus wrote:
[Quote=glatt]
I think you are probably right. You can see the scratch going down the sap wood perfectly centered within the scar of the missing bark.


I hope so. I don't really have $111.[/quote]Yep. That's gonna hurt.

glatt;433977 wrote:
lightning strike
Winnah. Smart money doesn't bet against the glatt. glatt, were you the kind of kid who turned immediately to the Eyeball Benders puzzle in Games Magazine too? You're good. Real good.

Lightning strike is right. Technically, I reckon it struck somewhere higher then ran past the spot in the first photo *reallyfast* on its way to earth. Very cool. Killed the power in the house. Indescribably loud.
BigV • Feb 25, 2008 5:31 pm
A couple more pics of the tree. The lightning hit the tree much farther up (of course) and followed the highly conductive (wet) path of least resistance to earth along this line. Under the bark, where the sap was instantly turned to steam, exploding this strip of bark right off the tree. Very very cool! It's Science!

Pic 01 -- Looking upward at the path of the strike.

Pic 02 -- The puddle of bark like an enormous woolly noodle.
glatt • Feb 25, 2008 5:35 pm
:)

It seemed to miss a spot. A small stretch of bark is still intact.
HungLikeJesus • Feb 25, 2008 5:42 pm
How do we know it wasn't just a really big deer?

OK, I was wrong. I've paid the piper.

(P.S. On the paypal site, it says,
Your order is being shipped to

and it lists my home address. So I guess I now own the Cellar. I wonder how they'll ship it.)
barefoot serpent • Feb 25, 2008 5:48 pm
you should dig around the base of the tree to see if there are any fulgerites.
BigV • Feb 25, 2008 6:21 pm
glatt;434894 wrote:
:)

It seemed to miss a spot. A small stretch of bark is still intact.
I noticed that too. A drier spot? The bark was more tightly adhered there? The conductive path was deeper? A vent / crack in the bark we can't see that relieved the pressure? I don't know.

HungLikeJesus;434898 wrote:
How do we know it wasn't just a really big deer?

OK, I was wrong. I've paid the piper.

(P.S. On the paypal site, it says,
Your order is being shipped to

and it lists my home address. So I guess I now own the Cellar. I wonder how they'll ship it.)


You, sir, are the man, and a helluva good sport too. I'll try to find some more pictures with deer strikes in them just for you. :)
BigV • Feb 25, 2008 6:57 pm
What is this? A pretty easy one, I admit. The follow ups will be interesting.
Undertoad • Feb 25, 2008 7:18 pm
Oh look the tip mug is full...! Well done gents, and thanks.
Clodfobble • Feb 25, 2008 7:27 pm
It's a circle of lights reflected in someone's eyeball... now, if you're looking for me to tell you what the lights are, you're out of luck.
shina • Feb 25, 2008 8:39 pm
Looks like warp speed captain! Beam me up Scotty.
Elspode • Feb 25, 2008 11:31 pm
How'd you get a pic of my last abduction by aliens?
Flint • Feb 25, 2008 11:34 pm
My God, it's full of stars!
glatt • Feb 26, 2008 8:38 am
It looks a photograph of the video monitor displaying someone's eye. Those lights are like the lights of an LED light ring used in macro photography.


Didn't you post this picture a few years ago in a thread about Tink's lasik eye surgery?

Edit: So I went back and searched for that old thread, and found it, but the pictures from back then are different. So it's not necessarily Tink's eye.
Trilby • Feb 26, 2008 9:24 am
a bug.
TheMercenary • Feb 26, 2008 9:52 am
Yea, I'm with the thought that it is an eyeball close up too.
zippyt • Feb 26, 2008 10:28 am
an pic of an eye as seen from a survalence cam ,
The new ones have a r ring of leds around the lense
dar512 • Feb 26, 2008 2:38 pm
Part of old dial phone?
zippyt • Feb 28, 2008 7:26 pm
Ok this is a Hard one ,
Image
Elspode • Feb 28, 2008 11:54 pm
Man, for a minute there, I thought you were gonna post a pic of your wanger.
jinx • Feb 29, 2008 1:07 am
Image.
jinx • Feb 29, 2008 1:16 am
sorry that's so obvious... it's much darker in my screen than jims :blush:
TheMercenary • Feb 29, 2008 8:00 am
zippy, looks like a penny after being run over by something heavy or a knick out of a piece of copper wire or bar.
glatt • Feb 29, 2008 8:31 am
I have to agree with Merc. It looks like a nicked copper wire. If it was black around the area, I might say it was a spot on a wire where a short had occured, but it really looks more like a nick.
HungLikeJesus • Feb 29, 2008 10:13 am
jinx, MIL?
glatt • Feb 29, 2008 10:29 am
That is a cool picture of the hippo, though. All dark and mysterious.
Flint • Feb 29, 2008 10:35 am
Whoopi Goldberg?
TheMercenary • Feb 29, 2008 12:27 pm
Flint;435960 wrote:
Whoopi Goldberg?


Democratic national stratagist, lurking beneath the surface of Hitlery Clintons campaign.
zippyt • Feb 29, 2008 6:09 pm
Glatt and Merc are close enough ,
it is a pic of a rubbed hole in a copper hydrolic line , 2-3 other tech looked for 2 day for it , I found it in about 30 minuets ,
To show how small it is the ruler is a 6" scale 1/32' on top 1/64' on the bottom .
Image
Flint • Mar 11, 2008 1:48 pm
Something that floats across the surface of my eyeball...
Shawnee123 • Mar 11, 2008 1:48 pm
Looks like a string of penii.

But man I hate those things.
Happy Monkey • Mar 11, 2008 2:36 pm
Inside your eye, actually.
Shawnee123 • Mar 11, 2008 2:40 pm
I'd heard they were in the vitreous humor, which I do not find funny at all, but thought that was on the outside of the eyeball, not inner jelly.

So I guess spraying myself in the eyeball with a fire hose won't fix it.
TheMercenary • Mar 12, 2008 3:03 pm
zippy, I hope that was not on a aircraft!
Bullitt • Mar 12, 2008 3:55 pm
Happy Monkey;437892 wrote:
Inside your eye, actually.


I have those :greenface
They're more clear and grey than the brownish color shown in the article's picture.
BigV • May 5, 2008 7:17 pm
BigV;434932 wrote:
What is this? A pretty easy one, I admit. The follow ups will be interesting.


Sorry for the long delay.... Yes. This is a picture of a tv screen whose camera is pointed at my eye. SonofV and I went to the Pacific Science Center and one of the hands on displays had a tethered video microscope, with this ring of leds. I held it up to my eye, watched the image on the television, and snapped this picture. It was cooler in person, I must admit.

More (different subject) what is it tomorrow!
BigV • May 6, 2008 11:58 am
Resized only, otherwise unedited.

What is it?
HungLikeJesus • May 6, 2008 12:02 pm
Fingernail.
BigV • May 6, 2008 12:25 pm
Four minutes. glatt must be on a call.

HLJ, you're a winner!!!

I recently bought an underwater enclosure for my camera, a Canon Powershot A710IS, and this Saturday I had a chance to take some pictures at the pool. This was one of them.

It is some young girl's fake fingernail. The white stripe is on the underside, hidden in this view. Putting aside for a moment the kind of gross thoughts about what exactly I'm swimming in, like, say, detached (fake) fingernails, I do like the colors in this picture. It's better when resized smaller, like... 1/2 to 1/3 of the shot above. The overlapping layers of translucent blue seem to be additive in the bottom of the frame, and the hot pink is a nice contrast.

I may repost this one and some others in the Underwater Photography thread for further discussion.
Ibby • May 6, 2008 10:59 pm
if i were you i would adjust the WB on that a little towards the cool. the blues end up more like grays on that one.
monster • May 6, 2008 11:09 pm
Srsly, no offence, V, but how is it not obvious that that is a false fingernail?
classicman • May 7, 2008 2:40 pm
mebbe its real...
BigV • May 13, 2008 6:54 pm
What is this?
Clodfobble • May 13, 2008 11:45 pm
That roof you installed yourself... while taking LSD?
TheMercenary • May 14, 2008 7:40 am
Metalic brass roof?
Flint • May 14, 2008 9:19 am
The inside bits of a photovoltaic cell?
HungLikeJesus • May 14, 2008 9:59 am
The bottom of the swimming pool?
Shawnee123 • May 14, 2008 10:33 am
A solar water tower?
xoxoxoBruce • May 14, 2008 10:40 am
The scales on Picasso's pet fish.
BigV • May 15, 2008 11:42 am
You guys are all so funny!

Here are a couple slightly wider shots with dead giveaway clues. Then I'll tell.
glatt • May 15, 2008 11:52 am
is it the Experience Music Project / Science Fiction Museum in Seattle?
BigV • May 15, 2008 11:58 am
You bet your bippy. Numerous images here. This one is excellent.

I must also say, I found it very very difficult to photograph. The skin in this section is polished to a mirror finish, as you can see by the reflection of the top of the Space Needle in the third shot, but the pink/purple/orange sections where they reflect only the blue sky look grainy and dirty. They are not. And the colors are... well, impossible to capture. Evoke, perhaps. Communicate, maybe. But it is a poor facsimile. T'was much fun to visit, and lovely to see, and maddening to photograph.
BigV • May 20, 2008 4:04 pm
What is this?
BigV • May 20, 2008 4:12 pm
What is this?
glatt • May 20, 2008 4:20 pm
1st one is the morning after camping in the rain, and the wet tarp is draped over the soggy camper's torso and legs.

2nd one is a flower blossom.
BigV • May 20, 2008 4:57 pm
Nice work as usual, glatt.

Yes, the first one is me. But I'm not actually soggy. Dewy, yes, soggy, no. It was soooo hot and humid that despite the clear skies, the air was heavy with moisture. It was warm enough to sleep under the stars and I took that rare chance. I made the yellow groundcloth/tarp you see here out of 1.1 oz silicone impregnated ripstop nylon. Very light, and quite waterproof. But I didn't count on how slippery it was (it is *very* slippery) and it didn't stay on all night. So I got a little damp. My down bag, the red/black underneath was wet on the surface too, but dry inside.

The second picture is the base of a still-furled california poppy, taken on a walk to the grocery store the other day. The colors are incredible. Here's a complete uncropped shot.
glatt • May 20, 2008 5:10 pm
I wasn't sure if the dampness on the tarp was on the outside or inside. I've had it rain inside a tent on a few occasions where my breath condensed on the inside of the tarp on a cool night and then dripped down.
skysidhe • May 20, 2008 5:40 pm
What is this?
BigV • May 20, 2008 5:49 pm
A snood.
Nagirroc • May 20, 2008 5:53 pm
Banding tools, the ratchet and the crimper.
barefoot serpent • May 20, 2008 6:03 pm
tensegrity sphere type thing?
BigV • May 20, 2008 6:05 pm
Correct!

Welcome to the cellar, Nagirroc. Curious... how did you know about those tools? I'm assuming you didn't just read through the thread...
skysidhe • May 20, 2008 7:55 pm
It's a ball made out of guitar strings.
footfootfoot • May 20, 2008 8:28 pm
Clodfobble;453444 wrote:
That roof you installed yourself... while taking LSD?


lol
Kagen4o4 • May 22, 2008 5:19 am
ok i have a good one.

any takers?
glatt • May 22, 2008 9:37 am
That is a good one. My first thought is frog's eggs, but they are pretty jagged for that.
Shawnee123 • May 22, 2008 9:51 am
Looks like the stuff on the inside of one of those kid's kaleidoscopes.
Undertoad • May 22, 2008 11:22 am
If it's eggs, are the blue ones boys and the pink ones girls?
glatt • May 22, 2008 11:23 am
You'd think that, but to tell the sexes apart, you have to pull down their genes.
Shawnee123 • May 22, 2008 11:27 am
It's that damn glitter on greeting cards that gets all over you and invariably leaves a small speck of glitter just under your right eye and everyone looks at you like you're stupid. Or maybe that's just me.
TheMercenary • May 22, 2008 4:35 pm
Human cells of some kind.
Kagen4o4 • May 22, 2008 5:30 pm
mercenary is the closest so far...i think i'll let this keep going a bit longer.
footfootfoot • May 22, 2008 5:32 pm
I thought it had to do with sieve chromatography. They look like they are some kind of gelatin which is dyed.
Kagen4o4 • May 22, 2008 6:56 pm
when i get home from work today in 9 hours i will reveal exactly what it is
Kagen4o4 • May 23, 2008 5:20 am
well fine...no ones guessing so i'll give a clue,

its from a female specimen
TheMercenary • May 23, 2008 8:46 am
Pap Smear!
Kagen4o4 • May 23, 2008 6:10 pm
nope, buh.

its urine.

spun in a centrifuge, smeared on a slide then stained using the papanicolaou stain, the blue and pink cells are squamous cells, and the tiny blue/purple specks are bacteria. female specimens using have more squam's and bacteria because the urine comes in contact with more outside tissue than a male specimen
Flint • Aug 16, 2008 12:04 am
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Undertoad • Aug 16, 2008 12:08 am
blow-in insulation?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 16, 2008 12:08 am
Beer gut.
Flint • Aug 16, 2008 12:13 am
You're both right, but UT got there first.
TheMercenary • Aug 16, 2008 8:55 am
To easy Flint.
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 1:00 pm
What is this?
glatt • Sep 16, 2008 1:56 pm
your fingers holding a hunk of ice with leaves in it.
Flint • Sep 16, 2008 1:57 pm
nooo, it's a frog vagina
glatt • Sep 16, 2008 1:59 pm
well, it does seem a bit early for ice, so you just may be right.
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 2:05 pm
Nope.

Yes, my fingers do appear in the shot. That's not enough, though, really.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 16, 2008 2:06 pm
Something in amber.
classicman • Sep 16, 2008 2:10 pm
Alien larvae
glatt • Sep 16, 2008 2:27 pm
OK, it's the leftovers from a crock pot roast that you dumped out of the tupperware container and into your hand. And it's mostly that congealed gel.
Bullitt • Sep 16, 2008 2:42 pm
leaves frozen in ice
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 2:43 pm
Hehehe... good guesses. Really wrong though.

How about a clue? Here it is as I found it, before I picked it up.
classicman • Sep 16, 2008 3:02 pm
classicman;484546 wrote:
Alien larvae


BigV;484560 wrote:
Hehehe... good guesses. Really wrong though.


Whew, never been so glad to be wrong.
glatt • Sep 16, 2008 3:40 pm
dead jellyfish
Chocolatl • Sep 16, 2008 3:40 pm
Tree sap?
HungLikeJesus • Sep 16, 2008 3:42 pm
It's the Blob. Please store in freezer.
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 3:54 pm
glatt;484590 wrote:
dead jellyfish


Jesus, glatt, you're out of shape. Two hours and forty minutes?! wtf?

This (these?) is (are?) the remains of a large Lion's Mane jellyfish I found on the beach at low tide while camping this weekend. It didn't smell strongly of anything, only slightly of seawater. It was quite heavy, a couple of pounds, easy. It held together solidly, like a big clear steak. But not this big. :eek::eek:
glatt • Sep 16, 2008 4:08 pm
BigV;484594 wrote:
Jesus, glatt, you're out of shape. Two hours and forty minutes?! wtf?


I need more practice.
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 4:44 pm
Ok, here you go.

What is this?
Flint • Sep 16, 2008 4:47 pm
It shoots pressurized air through that nozzle, into something that is latched down, until you release the mechanism by pulling that rope. It launches...something.
glatt • Sep 16, 2008 4:54 pm
aw no fair Flint, you beat me to it.

It's a toy rocket launcher.
Flint • Sep 16, 2008 4:58 pm
I was just guessing. But, cool! I want one.

Did I ever tell you guys about my acetylene torch powered PVC potato gun?
classicman • Sep 16, 2008 4:58 pm
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt I knew that one too.
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 4:58 pm
You're right!

It's a water rocket launcher. Fill a one liter plastic water bottle halfway, put the cork in the mouth of the bottle and lower it onto the latches. The red hose is connected to a bicycle pump. Pump it up to about 80 - 100 psi, then pull the string which releases the locking arms. Whooooooosh! My rocket sucked. Nobody likes an acrobatic rocket, but you do make the highlight reel. The best perfoming rocket had a hang time of about twelve seconds.
classicman • Sep 16, 2008 4:59 pm
Its like one of those small red rockets kids used to play with way back when. Do they still make them?
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 5:03 pm
Like these...
classicman • Sep 16, 2008 10:50 pm
This is the one - what a blast I had as a kid with my friends shooting them at each other.
Clodfobble • Sep 16, 2008 11:33 pm
Man, maybe my mind is in the gutter but I would never have guessed that thing on the bottom is supposed to be a kids' toy...
BigV • Sep 17, 2008 5:28 pm
What is this?
TheMercenary • Sep 17, 2008 8:44 pm
A light.
footfootfoot • Sep 17, 2008 10:07 pm
Flint;484603 wrote:
I was just guessing. But, cool! I want one.

Did I ever tell you guys about my acetylene torch powered PVC potato gun?

I've read about an oxy acetylene potato gun that shot a potato from 50 feet through a 1/2 sheet of CDX.
spudcon • Sep 18, 2008 1:29 am
BigV;484857 wrote:
What is this?

Reflection of camera flash in Dracula's bloody eyeball.
glatt • Sep 18, 2008 8:51 am
a light source reflected in stretched red latex.
Flint • Sep 18, 2008 9:47 am
footfootfoot;484948 wrote:
I've read about an oxy acetylene potato gun that shot a potato from 50 feet through a 1/2 sheet of CDX.
Nah, this wasn't oxygenated, just a regular copper-sweating tank. We were afraid to do anything but shoot it straight up in the air--didn't want to kill anybody!

@BigV: You've pitched a tent inside the house.
Nirvana • Sep 18, 2008 12:04 pm
That is under the water in a pool shooting the sun.
Nirvana • Sep 18, 2008 12:16 pm
What is this?

Image
glatt • Sep 18, 2008 12:21 pm
a bead
Nirvana • Sep 18, 2008 12:23 pm
be specific please :)
glatt • Sep 18, 2008 12:58 pm
a pretty bead?
LabRat • Sep 18, 2008 1:04 pm
a ceramic bead?

big V- the sun reflected in/on ???
beauregaardhooligan • Sep 18, 2008 1:13 pm
Wampum?
barefoot serpent • Sep 18, 2008 1:24 pm
a pretty ceramic anal bead?
Flint • Sep 18, 2008 1:29 pm
A Cardassian gonad?
Nirvana • Sep 18, 2008 3:45 pm
Flint;485099 wrote:
A Cardassian gonad?


Close ! Well not really! ;) It is a 500 year old 3 eyed Tibetan Dzi {Zee} bead.
classicman • Sep 18, 2008 3:46 pm
tokestone - if its not, it should be. Pbbbllllt!
dar512 • Sep 18, 2008 3:54 pm
eh! If you've seen one 500 year old 3 eyed Tibetan Dzi {Zee} bead, you've seen 'em all.
Nirvana • Sep 18, 2008 4:09 pm
dar512;485129 wrote:
eh! If you've seen one 500 year old 3 eyed Tibetan Dzi {Zee} bead, you've seen 'em all.

:right:
Nirvana • Sep 18, 2008 5:22 pm
dZi beads of the Himalayas

The most desirable of all beads in Tibet and the Himalayan regions is the dZi (GZi, Ghzi, Zi, Tzi) stone. DZi (pronounced zee or in some regions zur) is the Tibetan word for this most unusual decorated bead. The word Dzi translates as 'brightly burnished', 'luminous' or 'splendor' and ancient beads readily command thousands of dollars in the marketplace. Some original beads are thought to be thousands of years old and are now extremely rare. These ancient beads have a rich history in Tibetan folklore and Himalayan legend. The Tibetan people believe that only a person with extremely good 'karma' will have the fortune of owning such a bead. Some Tibetans say they originated around 3000 BCE which would make some beads 5000 years old, however, it is unclear as to the exact place of origin, their time of manufacture, or even how long they have been in existence. The earliest known records of Dzi are thought to date back to the time of King Gesar of Ling. It is widely believed that he reigned a little over 1000 years ago between the 7th and 9th Centuries CE. However, some historians say he could have lived even earlier (4th Century CE). The fact that they are shrouded in so much mystery is perhaps why they have become one of the most valuable beads known to man.
Are they a gift from the realm of the Gods, or are they Man-made?

There are many myths and legends that follow Dzi. Probably the main Himalayan belief is that they are not of earthly origin. Some say that they are dropped from the heavens by Gods to benefit those who have the good karma to find them. Because Dzi are thought to have divine origin, they are considered to be a precious and powerful amulet. Dzi stones can often be seen in Tibetan Monasteries adorning the most revered statues and sacred relics. You will also see them worn throughout the Himalayan regions. They are thought to bring good luck, ward off evil, and protect the wearer from physical harm and illness. It has even been claimed by Tibetan refugees that they protect the wearer from knife and bullet attacks!

Another belief is that they are the precious droppings of the 'Garuda'. These droppings fall to the ground when he flies through the sky. The Garuda has special importance in the tantric teachings of Tibetan Buddhism where he is sometimes seen as a manifestation of Guru Rinpoche. In the Hindu legends, the Garuda is seen as the steed of Vishnu and is recognized throughout the Himalayas. One story doing the rounds on the net is that a Taiwanese businessman escaped from a plane crash where there were only two survivors. He claimed that this was thanks to the Dzi he had recently purchased for protection. As a result of this story hitting the media, Dzi stones in Taiwan have become extremely sought after. Taiwan is also the place where most 'new' Dzi are being made.

In the practice of Tibetan Medicine powdered Dzi stone is mixed with ground gold, silver and pearl to produce medicinal pills (Tib: ril bu) with potent healing properties. Dzi are sometimes used by Tibetan Thangka painters to apply gold leaf to important paintings. It is also said that those who own a pure dZi will receive blessings directly from the Dragon King Nagarijun. Protection from illness and disease is therefore bestowed. A pure Dzi may also bring longevity, fortune, wealth and power. Tibetan people do not readily part with their Dzi. In fact it is not considered favorable to sell a dZi that has been in the family for generations. This is another reason that authentic Dzi are so scarce.



Each bead is unique in its appearance. Physical evidence shows that beads were decorated with chemical treatments and not etched as previously believed. This practice has been used since at least 2500 BCE. It is believed that agate was made darker by soaking it in a sugar rich solution and then heated, this process will caramelize the sugar and turn the agate brown. Acid treatments will burn the sugar until it turns the bead black. The majority of ancient agate beads have had some kind of treatment, even natural looking beads may have been darkened.

When purchasing a Dzi it is the intricate and unique designs that are valued greater. They command high prices and are difficult to come by. Some universally recognized patterns are zig zags, diamonds, nets, circles, squares, waves, and stripes. Colors will mainly range from browns to blacks with the pattern usually being in ivory white. Having said this, Dzi beads can appear in different colors, shapes and sizes. The most valuable of all beads is thought to be the Nine-Eyed or 13 Eyed Dzi. Generally beads that have 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 or 13 eyes are the most sought after. Next, it is Dzi that have unusual designs, inclusions and colors. Following these are beads that display an even number of eyes. Two Eyed Dzi appear to be more available in the marketplace than other designs, so they are priced lower. Then we have striped Dzi called Chung, the tabular Dzi called Luk Mik and other Dzi known as Tasso (Horse Tooth) and Tiger Dzi that are prized and collected. Lastly we have the natural ancient agates that were traded from Southern and Western Asia. Some Tibetans also name the more common natural agates as Chung Dzi. This is because they are made from the same material as authentic Dzi So they have become and are known as a lesser quality Dzi. However, Tibetans do not value natural agates in the same way as genuine eyed beads and authentic striped Chung Dzi, so natural agates are very much seen as their own distinct type of collectible bead.

Why are people prepared to pay so much money for a stone bead?

Well the same thought can be applied to rare diamonds, other rare gems or collectible treasures. In the Himalayas, Dzi are never thought of as just beads. They are seen as the rarest of precious gems that have the power to protect and bestow immense spiritual blessing. Dzi beads have been purchased, traded and even found by generations of Tibetans and Himalayan peoples. Apparently a good place to find a Dzi was near to a rock pool or hot spring. Some legends state that Dzi beads were once insect type creatures that crawled like worms. The moment they were touched by human hands they would be petrified and turned into Dzi. Tibetans even claim that their cattle would mistakenly eat this creature whilst grazing and would soon give birth to a Dzi!!

There is a story that tells of a man who once saw one of these crawling creatures. He threw his hat over it in an attempt to catch it. When he removed the hat, the insect had miraculously turned into a beautiful Dzi. Another legend tells us that the Dzi originated from a sacred mountain in Tibet. In ancient times, a stream was said to flow down its slopes. One day an evil sorcerer cast a spell upon the mountain and the flow immediately stopped. Today, a wealth of designs are seen on some Dzi beads, like a mountain and stream frozen in place. Many designs are said to predate Buddhism and they speak of a time when Tibetans were deeply connected to the natural environment. Designs are often compared to natural elements like the water, earth and sky and some beads display characteristics of animals both mythical and real -- like the dragon or tiger.
Razzmatazz13 • Sep 18, 2008 6:27 pm
BigV - the light reflected off the surface of a bowling ball?
glatt • Sep 19, 2008 4:15 pm
BigV;484857 wrote:
What is this?


TheMercenary;484909 wrote:
A light.


spudcon;485004 wrote:
Reflection of camera flash in Dracula's bloody eyeball.


glatt;485044 wrote:
a light source reflected in stretched red latex.


Flint;485062 wrote:
@BigV: You've pitched a tent inside the house.


Nirvana;485083 wrote:
That is under the water in a pool shooting the sun.


*clears throat and taps foot*
Shawnee123 • Sep 19, 2008 4:27 pm
This? (Classic made me remember this thing.)
classicman • Sep 19, 2008 4:35 pm
huh? How the heck did I remind you of that?
Shawnee123 • Sep 19, 2008 4:36 pm
classicman;484676 wrote:
This is the one - what a blast I had as a kid with my friends shooting them at each other.


Dude? Old toys?
BigV • Sep 19, 2008 4:39 pm
Merlin and the bead kinda look like each other.... ish.
Shawnee123 • Sep 19, 2008 4:39 pm
:lol2:

You're funny!
classicman • Sep 19, 2008 5:03 pm
Shawnee123;485418 wrote:
Dude? Old toys?


that was along time ago - Geez I was only a kid then!
Flint • Sep 25, 2008 7:58 pm
From imager.cc ... WTF is going on here?
footfootfoot • Sep 25, 2008 8:10 pm
home made rear screen projection
HungLikeJesus • Sep 25, 2008 8:14 pm
Bad ergonomics.
glatt • Sep 26, 2008 9:39 am
looks like three monitors, from the holes cut in the table. I knew you could connect two monitors to a pc, but didn't know about three.
zippyt • Sep 26, 2008 10:06 am
Multi Graphics cards
Flint • Sep 26, 2008 11:02 am
Yes, yes, I get all that, I work on PACS systems that have three or four monitors; what I'm curious about is how the projection system works.
glatt • Sep 26, 2008 11:13 am
Well, the screen has curvature, so it's most likely made of a thin sheet of plexiglass from a hardware store. Something like tissue paper is on the back of the screen to be a surface that the image will focus upon.

Under the table are projectors that are bounced against the mirrows and onto the screen. Alignment of the three projectors into one seamless image seems like it would be a huge challenge, but they did a really good job.

With the mirrors as part of the optic system, the projectors would need to be set up to project a reverse image.
Flint • Sep 26, 2008 11:20 am
Cool.
LabRat • Sep 26, 2008 11:48 am
OMG. My dad had a MERLIN. I used to get in trouble for leaving it on. It kicked ass.
Shawnee123 • Sep 26, 2008 11:51 am
lol...I thought I was some technical goddess with that thing! I LOVED it.
glatt • Feb 23, 2009 9:40 am
What is this? I took this picture one week ago.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2009 11:32 am
Concrete. :p
glatt • Feb 23, 2009 11:37 am
I had to look up what the material pictured is, and was somewhat surprised to see that it is polyurethane foam. I thought it was ceramic, but needed to double check.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2009 11:41 am
Really? Phony concrete then.
glatt • Feb 23, 2009 11:44 am
Well, they were trying to save money.

Want any hints?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 23, 2009 11:59 am
Nah, let it go awhile and see what guesses come up. :D
Shawnee123 • Feb 23, 2009 12:59 pm
Something for acoustics?
wolf • Feb 23, 2009 1:35 pm
Park bench/table next to a wall.
glatt • Feb 23, 2009 1:52 pm
Hint: It glides.
wolf • Feb 23, 2009 2:27 pm
Uh, a glider? (porch glider. outdoor couch with swinginess)
glatt • Feb 23, 2009 2:38 pm
Nope. It glides through the air.

It's foam, but the foam is just the outer skin. It's metal underneath.

If it looks big, that's because it is big.
Shawnee123 • Feb 23, 2009 2:43 pm
Space capsule?
glatt • Feb 23, 2009 2:48 pm
Good enough!

It's the flaps from the wing of the Enterprise space shuttle and the side of the tail. The Enterprise never flew in space, so it had no engines and the heat tiles were made only of foam. (I didn't know that.) But it flew several missions in the Earth's atmosphere, taken up onto the back of a 747 and gliding down.

See the yellow circle for the area of the shot.
classicman • Feb 23, 2009 3:28 pm
Wow - very cool.
Shawnee123 • Feb 23, 2009 7:04 pm
Where did you see that? Did you get to see inside?

I think I need to hit the Air Force museum this summer.
Happy Monkey • Feb 23, 2009 8:34 pm
I'm surprised the gaps between tiles are so pronounced.
glatt • Feb 24, 2009 8:28 am
Shawnee123;538111 wrote:
Where did you see that? Did you get to see inside?


It's at the Air and Space Museum annex out by Dulles airport. It's relatively new. I had been meaning to get out there for a few years, but never did. The kids were never old enough for it to be worthwhile. Until now. And even then, they were kind of bored. It's a bit overwhelming, there are so many planes there, and very few interactive exhibits like kids love.

You couldn't look inside this shuttle, but you could get really close to it.

If you like aircraft, the museum's got a lot of really cool ones. The official name is the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 25, 2009 2:35 am
Udvar-Hazy put up big bucks to get his name on that place. He's a very interesting guy.
BigV • Feb 26, 2009 2:41 am
What is this?
BigV • Feb 26, 2009 2:50 am
BigV;484857 wrote:
What is this?


Sorry I am so late in addressing this one. I've been quite busy.

It is hard to explain what it is. This is a close up of a display at the Pacific Science Center. It is a sphere filled with a liquid that has a pearlescent aspect to it. The sphere is completely full of this liquid. It is pretty big, about a foot across. The sphere is encased in a transparent cylinder and the whole affair is attached to a turntable like a lazy susan.

The idea is that you can spin the apparatus around faster and faster and get the liquid going faster too, but lagging. And the equator moves faster than the poles. Then it's fun to stop the apparatus and watch the liquid swirl and eddy in confusion.

Here is a bigger picture of SonofV experimenting on a subsequent trip.
glatt • Feb 26, 2009 9:26 am
BigV;538961 wrote:
What is this?


frost/ice crystals on the edge of your car hood?
glatt • Feb 26, 2009 9:27 am
BigV;538962 wrote:
It is hard to explain what it is. This is a close up of a display at the Pacific Science Center. It is a sphere filled with a liquid that has a pearlescent aspect to it. The sphere is completely full of this liquid. It is pretty big, about a foot across. The sphere is encased in a transparent cylinder and the whole affair is attached to a turntable like a lazy susan.

The idea is that you can spin the apparatus around faster and faster and get the liquid going faster too, but lagging. And the equator moves faster than the poles. Then it's fun to stop the apparatus and watch the liquid swirl and eddy in confusion.


Sounds like a mini Jupiter. Cool.
BigV • Feb 26, 2009 9:54 pm
glatt;539013 wrote:
frost/ice crystals on the edge of your car hood?


Correct. The roof of the car Monday morning was covered with frost. But this was quite unusual. Each little ice crystal was a little rod that stood up. The effect was like fur or velvet.

Another pic for context later.
Gravdigr • Mar 4, 2009 2:24 am
Hoar.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 6, 2009 10:22 pm
Gravdigr;541182 wrote:
Hoar.


Seems like I read sumthin' about each hoarfrost crystal grows under a speck of dirt or dust. I've seen it quite often early in the morning, it doesn't last long.

My turn.

Image
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 7, 2009 2:51 am
Looks like a car radio?
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 7, 2009 9:06 pm
xoxoxoBruce;542409 wrote:
Looks like a car radio?


Not audio but...

I guess I won't be giving much away by saying that it's a close up.
The face is probably an inch and a 1/4 across.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 8, 2009 4:02 am
Oh, well if it's not audio it must be a super iodine laser aimed, charcoal boilered, ruby axel bearinged, Transmogrifier. :haha:
glatt • Mar 9, 2009 1:12 pm
I have absolutely no idea what it is. Clearly, it's got an electronic component to it. But the rest looks rather strange. Reminds me of some sort of specialized lab equipment.

Edit: It looks like some sort of clear chamber containing a weird mixture of fluids that don't actually mix, with some sort of electronic sensor off to one side.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 9, 2009 2:41 pm
Nice, xoB. In about 18 minutes I'da been agreeing with you!

glatt;543132 wrote:
...Clearly, it's got an electronic component to it...

Edit: It looks like some sort of clear chamber...


Not a chamber, it's solid.
classicman • Mar 9, 2009 2:53 pm
and light emits through the colors? I believe the lenses are missing from the image. . . Am I even close?
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 9, 2009 4:20 pm
classicman;543184 wrote:
and light emits through the colors? I believe the lenses are missing from the image. . . Am I even close?


Ex*treme*ly close, classicman.
The colors you see are not relevant to the function.
Pie • Mar 9, 2009 4:28 pm
inkjet printer?
classicman • Mar 9, 2009 4:49 pm
beauregaardhooligan;543229 wrote:
Ex*treme*ly close, classicman.
The colors you see are not relevant to the function.


The worst part is.... I know I've seen that i the past and because of my misspent youth I cannot remember what it is. The memory is there, but I cannot grasp it firmly.

I have no recall left - just recognition. :eyebrow:
glatt • Mar 9, 2009 4:55 pm
the thing to the far left looks a lot like a CCD. Is the clear (full of spots) hunk in the middle a prism? It almost looks like it has a diagonal seam in it for splitting a beam. If it works with lenses, it must be part of some sort of scanner, like a photocopier.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 10, 2009 12:33 am
A video projector.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 10, 2009 10:08 am
xoxoxoBruce;543509 wrote:
A video projector.


DingDingDing!
We have a winner!

That view is of the business end of the heart of a 3LCD projector.
The corner of one of the LCDs is visible with the orange ribbon connector coming out the top.
Here is the full size photo.

Image

glatt came close with the CCD and the diagonal seam.
It's actually two prisms joined to make a cube.
The color blotches are from the glue/epoxy used to attach the mount to the cube.
The angle of the shot accentuates that, but it does not interfere with the function.
Here are some shots of the stripped down cube.
It also has a di-chroic coating which makes for a really eye-catching bauble to put in a sunny window.

Image

Image

Image

Image

These shots are of the same cube at different angles.
In the second shot you can see a double reflection of my camera lens.

The company I work for installs and services audio/video equipment, and I took apart a dead projector to remove the circuit boards which are considered hazardous waste and can't be thrown in the trash.

There were also lots of lens, mirrors, and pieces of filtered/polarized glass in the "light tunnel assembly" as it's called.
A lamp sends light through the tunnel and probably a dozen lens/mirrors/filters before it is sent through the LCDs which actually form the image.
The image then comes out the open face of the cube before going through the focusing lens which projects it onto a screen/wall.

{Honorable mention to classicman, you almost had it!}
LabRat • Mar 10, 2009 10:12 am
I call dibs one of those cube thingies if you ever get a chance to take another one apart!!

Cool!
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 10, 2009 10:15 am
I'm confused, did this one project in three directions?
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 10, 2009 10:23 am
xoxoxoBruce;543645 wrote:
I'm confused, did this one project in three directions?


Nope, other way around.
The light tunnel split the light beam into 3 sources with {I assume} different qualities, then through the LCDs.
The double prism cube joins the 3 image sources into one which comes out the open face viewed in the 1st shot.

LabRat, I'll let you know if one comes available.
glatt • Mar 10, 2009 10:26 am
I thought it had one diagonal seam, but it looks like it has two seams. It makes much more sense to me now, considering the paths the 3 light sources must take to combine onto the screen into one image.
glatt • Mar 10, 2009 10:32 am
Thanks, beauregaardhooligan, for a great "what is this."
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 10, 2009 10:33 am
Nice diagram, glatt.
As for the seam, I'm pretty sure there's just one.
You can see it pretty clearly in the 1st and last nekkid cube pix.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 10, 2009 10:35 am
Ah, now I got it. I wonder if the first dichroic mirror is different from the second, or if red does indeed get twice the light of the other two colors?
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 10, 2009 10:37 am
glatt;543655 wrote:
Thanks, beauregaardhooligan, for a great "what is this."


Thank *you* sir, and everyone else, for riding theCellar.org amusement park.
Please keep all appendages in the car,
and feed the toad.
glatt • Mar 10, 2009 10:41 am
beauregaardhooligan;543656 wrote:
As for the seam, I'm pretty sure there's just one.
You can see it pretty clearly in the 1st and last nekkid cube pix.


I think there have to be two seams, otherwise one of the 3 colors won't make it onto the screen. One is very clear in the nekkid cube pictures, but there is a faint hint of another. Maybe I'm just imagining that I see it, but I'm 99% certain it has to be there, so I think it is.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 10, 2009 10:43 am
xoxoxoBruce;543657 wrote:
Ah, now I got it. I wonder if the first dichroic mirror is different from the second, or if red does indeed get twice the light of the other two colors?


That is beyond my fathoming, xoB. I don't think the light is broken down by the R/G/B colors, but I dunno.
I *do* know that there are some polarized/tinted pieces between 2 of the LCDs and the cube, but most of the refracting/color separation occurs before the LCDs.
It's quite the wonder.
Now they're displaying projectors at the CES the size of an iPod!
DickTracy is right around the corner, folks.
Hold on to your data, it's gonna be a wild ride!
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 10, 2009 10:47 am
glatt;543660 wrote:
I think there have to be two seams, otherwise one of the 3 colors won't make it onto the screen. One is very clear in the nekkid cube pictures, but there is a faint hint of another. Maybe I'm just imagining that I see it, but I'm 99% certain it has to be there, so I think it is.


I'm guessing that is an internal reflection of the seam within the prism?
I'll look more closely when I get home.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 10, 2009 10:54 am
I thought a dichroic mirror passed, and reflected, half the light... but not so.

A dichroic filter or thin-film filter is a very accurate color filter used to selectively pass light of a small range of colors while reflecting other colors. By comparison, Dichroic mirrors and dichroic reflectors tend to be characterized by the color(s) of light that they reflect, rather than the color(s) they pass.


Thanks for the edumacation, Beau. :D
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 11, 2009 4:37 pm
Thanks, xoB!
I got a chance to ask our service tech, and he said that it *does* break the light down into RGB for the LCDs, and the prisms put it back together.

glatt, you were right, there *are* two seams.
The cube is made from 4 prisms.
Then I got to thinking about the dichroic coating and if it's just on the internal faces or all sides of the prisms.
{I think it's just internal}
...then I wondered which faces are tinted for which colors.
...then I tried to imagine assembling one and keeping the colors straight
,,,then I boggled at the tolerances required to make such a seam optically perfect.
...then my brain turned into a torus.
Pie • Mar 11, 2009 5:15 pm
:confused: (oh a torus, not taurus.) :D
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 12, 2009 2:17 am
beauregaardhooligan;544127 wrote:
Thanks, xoB!
I got a chance to ask our service tech, and he said that it *does* break the light down into RGB for the LCDs, and the prisms put it back together.

glatt, you were right, there *are* two seams.
The cube is made from 4 prisms.
Then I got to thinking about the dichroic coating and if it's just on the internal faces or all sides of the prisms.
{I think it's just internal}
...then I wondered which faces are tinted for which colors.
...then I tried to imagine assembling one and keeping the colors straight
,,,then I boggled at the tolerances required to make such a seam optically perfect.
...then my brain turned into a torus.


I doubt the prisms have a Dichroic coating. They are recombining the three colors

But anyway, that's the coolest paperweight ever. :D
ZenGum • Mar 12, 2009 6:21 am
mmmmmmmm toruuuuusssssss.
glatt • Mar 12, 2009 8:33 am
xoxoxoBruce;544313 wrote:
But anyway, that's the coolest paperweight ever. :D


Absolutely! If I had one, I'd play around with it using a laser pointer. I think the laser would bounce through in some directions but not in others. Fun to try it out.
Pie • Mar 12, 2009 11:05 am
Laser pointer and a crystal chandelier. :thumb:
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 12, 2009 12:28 pm
Beauregaardhooligan's cube is the new mirror ball. :D
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 12, 2009 10:03 pm
glatt, I've got a laser pointer so I'm gonna try that!
I'll see if I can get a good .avi with my camera and try to post it.
ZenGum, keep your distance, you zombie.
HungLikeJesus • Mar 12, 2009 10:10 pm
You might want to wear sunglasses when experimenting with a laser pointer.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 12, 2009 10:14 pm
HungLikeJesus;544662 wrote:
You might want to wear sunglasses when experimenting with a laser pointer.


Good point, HLJ, Thanks!
Maybe some welding glasses?
HungLikeJesus • Mar 12, 2009 10:22 pm
You might just do a test first. Hold the glasses in one hand and point the laser at them to see how much of the beam goes through. I think different colors of lasers require different types of glasses.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 13, 2009 9:02 am
OOooo... xoB, nice signature!
I'm honored.
HLJ, I appreciate the input, that hadn't occurred to me.
I don't expect the light to come out through the top or bottom,
so I'm going to try to rig something up from pieces/parts to make it turn on a flat plane/turntable type of gizatchmo.
Then I'll stand above it with my shades to minimize exposure.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 13, 2009 11:34 am
You could try it with a regular penlight also. See what happens with white light. ;)
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 21, 2009 8:10 pm
Finally got something rigged up.
How can I post a .MOV file here?
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 22, 2009 1:06 am
[youtube]iA3ai8myDg4[/youtube]


Quote this post to see how it's written. ;)
TheMercenary • Mar 22, 2009 9:49 am
xoxoxoBruce;543665 wrote:
I thought a dichroic mirror passed, and reflected, half the light... but not so.



Thanks for the edumacation, Beau. :D


And I am wondering under what conditions one would use these mirrors. Anyone know?
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 22, 2009 1:46 pm
They separate colors by reflecting one and letting everything else pass through, but except for applications like the projector, I can't think of a use other than jewelry.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 22, 2009 2:48 pm
xoxoxoBruce;547966 wrote:
[youtube]iA3ai8myDg4[/youtube]


Quote this post to see how it's written. ;)


????
But I didn't even...
...and I never even...
...so how did you know where...
????

You *are* a wizard!

{I still don't know how to do it.}
ZenGum • Mar 22, 2009 9:04 pm
xoxoxoBruce;548137 wrote:
They separate colors by reflecting one and letting everything else pass through, but except for applications like the projector, I can't think of a use other than jewelry.


Border security?
BigV • Mar 28, 2009 8:46 pm
What is this?

To be fair, I have only resized this to dimensions more suitable for posting here. Yes, it *is* horribly overexposed. That's the only thing obscuring the obvious reality of the subject.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 29, 2009 1:56 am
Your blanky. :haha:
TheMercenary • Mar 29, 2009 5:33 am
tooth and beard.
BigV • Mar 29, 2009 1:31 pm
nope, nope.
wolf • Mar 29, 2009 2:29 pm
Cotton Candy?
Flint • Mar 29, 2009 2:38 pm
your poosie?
Pico and ME • Mar 29, 2009 2:49 pm
strawberry milk shake froth
Shawnee123 • Mar 29, 2009 4:46 pm
I was thinking along the lines of Pico's guess.
Gravdigr • Mar 29, 2009 7:13 pm
Tongue?
Shawnee123 • Mar 29, 2009 10:39 pm
Gravdigr;550821 wrote:
Tongue?


Well no, but thanks for asking. :lol:
monster • Mar 29, 2009 11:05 pm
ice cream


human flavor... ..popular with wampires.
TheMercenary • Mar 31, 2009 7:48 pm
Well?
glatt • Mar 31, 2009 8:23 pm
chewed up hot dog
beauregaardhooligan • Apr 1, 2009 2:32 pm
Sponge?
Shawnee123 • Apr 1, 2009 2:33 pm
Worthy.

Oh, sorry, thought this was word association thread. My bad.
beauregaardhooligan • Apr 1, 2009 2:38 pm
Shawnee123;552003 wrote:
Worthy.



Thanks, I'm flattered!
BigV • Apr 10, 2009 1:15 am
It's corned beef. The first picture is blown out by the flash. What I was trying to do was capture the rainbow iridescence of the meat. I don't understand why this is this way. I sometimes see it in pork, but rarely in beef.

I smoked this brisket a couple weeks ago. It tasted great, and it was done, 165 in the center, but the meat could have continued cooking for another eight hours. It was not very tender.

Still, in this picture, you can make out the color difference in the muscle bundles. What makes it look that way?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 10, 2009 1:34 am
What causes iridescent colors on meats?
Meat contains iron, fat, and other compounds. When light hits a slice of meat, it splits into colors like a rainbow. There are various pigments in meat compounds that can give it an iridescent or greenish cast when exposed to heat and processing. Wrapping the meat in airtight packages and storing it away from light will help prevent this situation. Iridescence does not represent decreased quality or safety of the meat.


but you knew that. :haha:
BigV • Apr 10, 2009 1:43 am
I didn't before but I do know.

Thank you, sir.
Shawnee123 • Apr 10, 2009 8:38 am
Iridescence does not represent decreased quality or safety of the meat.


Still, when I see glowing meat, I steer clear.

[SIZE="1"]disclaimer: this was not meant to be a double-entendre. Please refrain from the obvious joke. Thank you.[/SIZE]
classicman • Apr 10, 2009 8:51 am
She said steer - get it? steer? lol
Shawnee123 • Apr 10, 2009 8:52 am
Yeah, I meant that pun. Really. I did. ;)

Thanks for reminding me I'm clever even when I don't know it. :lol:
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 10, 2009 12:20 pm
But but but, I love green eggs and ham. :D
Shawnee123 • Apr 10, 2009 1:30 pm
You would, Sam. :lol:

Seriously, are we just assuming that the ham is green? The eggs must be, but are eggs and ham a collective or individual entities (in which case one must say green eggs and green ham?)

Anyway, I love Dr Masseuse!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 11, 2009 4:52 am
I said, green eggs...
dar512 • Apr 11, 2009 5:37 pm
Trivia - a green ham is one that has been cured but not smoked. I've had it. It's pretty good.
BigV • Apr 12, 2009 5:30 am
What is this?
TheMercenary • Apr 12, 2009 6:24 am
Areator for faucet head.
classicman • Apr 12, 2009 12:29 pm
cd on a piece of glass with soapy water between them.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 12, 2009 12:54 pm
Contact lens.
Happy Monkey • Apr 12, 2009 12:56 pm
Teapot lid
BigV • Apr 12, 2009 2:56 pm
classicman;555600 wrote:
cd on a piece of glass with soapy water between them.


Happy Monkey;555622 wrote:
Teapot lid


You guy share credit for this on.

I put a cd over my cup of hot coffee as a lid to keep it warm while I was away from my desk. When I returned, this was what I saw.

Nice work guys.
TheMercenary • Apr 12, 2009 3:03 pm
The symetry of the bubbles is amazing. Ok, well not really but it is cool.
Happy Monkey • Apr 13, 2009 4:40 pm
Trick question: What is this?

Image
classicman • Apr 13, 2009 4:44 pm
Blue.
BigV • Apr 13, 2009 4:49 pm
Easter Basket.
Spexxvet • Apr 13, 2009 4:59 pm
BigV;554609 wrote:
...I smoked this brisket a couple weeks ago...

Does it get you as high as smoking pot?
Clodfobble • Apr 13, 2009 5:08 pm
It looks like a lanyard where the pattern's been photoshopped into a larger image. (Though I only make the editing claim because you said it was a trick question. In general it just looks like a lanyard.)
Happy Monkey • Apr 13, 2009 5:28 pm
No editing (in fact, this is the first pic that I took and uploaded directly to flickr from my new phone). Not a basket (though perhaps partial credit), and not a lanyard.

You can get a larger view by clicking the image, and then "All Sizes".
BigV • Apr 13, 2009 5:35 pm
Clodfobble;556031 wrote:
It looks like a lanyard where the pattern's been photoshopped into a larger image. (Though I only make the editing claim because you said it was a trick question. In general it just looks like a lanyard.)


Yeah.. made with this stuff: gimp, lace, lanyard, craft strip...
Gravdigr • Apr 13, 2009 5:35 pm
A trivet? You set hot pots on them?
BigV • Apr 13, 2009 5:37 pm
Spexxvet;556025 wrote:
Does it get you as high as smoking pot?


Riiiiiight.


I'll pass, thanks.
Gravdigr • Apr 13, 2009 5:44 pm
OK [SIZE="6"]V[/SIZE][SIZE="2"]Just pass it over here.[/SIZE]
glatt • Apr 13, 2009 5:47 pm
those look like soda bottle caps organized into a very pleasing pattern.
Happy Monkey • Apr 13, 2009 5:52 pm
Glatt wins! It is the lids of my seltzer bottles (previously). The trick in the trick question is that I'm not sure what the end result is going to be. It could be a trivet (partial credit to Gravdigr). I'm also thinking about making it into a box (BigV's partial credit).
Gravdigr • Apr 13, 2009 5:53 pm
Cool.
Pico and ME • Apr 15, 2009 5:02 pm
No way .
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 16, 2009 12:29 am
That much seltzer would make me fart 24/7. :haha:
BigV • Apr 25, 2009 3:05 pm
What is this?
zippyt • Apr 25, 2009 3:32 pm
Server Closet
BigV • Apr 25, 2009 3:47 pm
Well, that was quick!

No more callers, please, we have a winner. Congratulations zippyt!
Gravdigr • Apr 27, 2009 12:13 am
Several corsets? Huh???
wolf • Apr 27, 2009 6:35 pm
R2-D2 pole dancing. Oh, darn. I'm too late.
BigV • Apr 27, 2009 7:47 pm
wolf;560830 wrote:
R2-D2 pole dancing. Oh, darn. I'm too late.


BEST ANSWER!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 28, 2009 12:49 am
Yeah but she probably had help... from her patients. :nuts:
beauregaardhooligan • Apr 28, 2009 10:12 am
This one is kinda obvious, so let's be specific.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 28, 2009 12:24 pm
Just below the window, to the right of the back door?
LabRat • Apr 28, 2009 2:11 pm
I know! I know!
BigV • Apr 28, 2009 2:29 pm
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
beauregaardhooligan • Apr 29, 2009 12:52 am
Very close LabRat, but I'll let you have it.
Same idea, but different bug.
Those are the tracks of the Emerald Ash Borer.
The Dutch Elm Disease was a fungus spread by a bug. I don't believe the EAB spreads a fungus, it just eats all the growth layer out from under the bark and the trees die. You can tell there is a big difference in the way the tracks run.
There are ash trees dieing in Ohio and other states also right now from these things. Many communities are having to take down huge numbers of trees in an effort to stop the spread, and it is illegal to cross some county lines with the firewood. A real disaster for a tree that was so widespread and instrumental in American history.
As a prize, LabRat, I've got a cube for you!
{I was gonna send you one anyway, but this seems appropriate.}
Send me a pm with an address and I'll UPS it to you.
LabRat • May 5, 2009 3:19 pm
SWEET!!!! Winnah winnah, chicken dinnah!

PM is on the way. Thank you in advance sir!
monster • May 6, 2009 9:44 pm
No ash trees left here... :(
Beestie • May 6, 2009 9:56 pm
OK, my turn: what in the heck is this?
lumberjim • May 6, 2009 10:09 pm
velcro?
LabRat • May 6, 2009 10:13 pm
velcro, the scratchy side, not the soft side, i believe...
Elspode • May 6, 2009 10:22 pm
Martian pubic hair?
monster • May 6, 2009 10:44 pm
tw's thought process
Beestie • May 6, 2009 10:54 pm
lumberjim;563429 wrote:
velcro?
That is... CORRECT!

LabRat;563431 wrote:
velcro, the scratchy side, not the soft side, i believe...
That is... even more CORRECT!

Elspode;563434 wrote:
Martian pubic hair?
Holy crikey! That is ALSO CORRECT!!

monster;563437 wrote:
tw's thought process
Jeebus!!! ANOTHER CORRECT ANSWER!!

Smart bunch, I tell ya.
monster • May 6, 2009 11:04 pm
So the moral of the story is that tw thinks like the scratchy side of martian pubic hair? there must be a cellar tagline in there somewhere.....
lumberjim • May 7, 2009 1:52 pm
in related news, what's this, do ya think?


Image
LabRat • May 7, 2009 3:20 pm
My first guess, a louse on a hair (plural is lice). Possibly a flea?
classicman • May 7, 2009 4:01 pm
EWWWWW - Jim's got crabs!
lumberjim • May 7, 2009 4:03 pm
yeah...head lice.

....on tw's martian pubic hair.
classicman • May 7, 2009 4:09 pm
lol - thanks for that mental [COLOR="White"]midget [/COLOR]image.
monster • May 7, 2009 8:50 pm
It's a Jedi Spider.
monster • May 7, 2009 9:02 pm
two options:
BigV • May 15, 2009 3:40 am
What is this?
DanaC • May 15, 2009 4:12 am
.....I so don't want to know the answer to that question...
Sundae • May 15, 2009 6:01 am
Thought I'd add something into the mix.
I always read this thread, but am hopeless at guessing, so never show myself up.
Now, I disprove that by asking.... ice in Guinness, V?

This is a cheat, because it will be immediately apparent to Brits, whereas Merkins might not even know when the answer is given. It relates to a recent news story.
capnhowdy • May 15, 2009 8:29 am
BigV.... whatever that is you need to throw it out. Now.
Shawnee123 • May 15, 2009 9:54 am
Crackers?
glatt • May 15, 2009 10:15 am
BigV;565833 wrote:
What is this?


You're farting in the bathtub.


Sundae, yours are cookies, or maybe you call them biscuits.
classicman • May 15, 2009 10:58 am
BigV is marinating something....
Happy Monkey • May 15, 2009 11:10 am
BigV;565833 wrote:
What is this?

Coke?
BigV • May 15, 2009 5:01 pm
It's a little moon jelly. I picked it up at low tide, he looked pretty grim, no tentacles visible. The iridescence was beautiful. I set him free in deeper water after these two shots.

pic01 -- Less cropped

pic02 -- second shot
capnhowdy • May 16, 2009 1:30 pm
Mmmmmmm....
peanut butter and jelly sammich.
Gravdigr • May 16, 2009 4:04 pm
When I first read "moon jelly", I got a mental picture of someone's ass and then they...you know what, nevermind. Nevermind.:headshake

[COLOR="White"]Felch[/COLOR]
DanaC • May 16, 2009 4:08 pm
Oh that's so sweet!


(@ Sundae: I want. )
xoxoxoBruce • May 16, 2009 9:44 pm
Want what?
jinx • May 16, 2009 10:03 pm
?
capnhowdy • May 17, 2009 9:40 am
xoxoxoBruce;566255 wrote:
Want what?


Cookies?:eyebrow:

@Jinx: Brewery?
monster • May 17, 2009 10:02 am
cider press
glatt • May 17, 2009 10:06 am
distillery. whiskey
jinx • May 17, 2009 10:59 am
nope, nope, nope
zippyt • May 17, 2009 11:09 am
bellows , [COLOR="White"]it BLOWS
[/COLOR]
beauregaardhooligan • May 17, 2009 11:11 am
Shot tower?
Chocolatl • May 17, 2009 12:07 pm
Enormous cat palace?
DanaC • May 17, 2009 12:48 pm
I want what Sundae posted.
xoxoxoBruce • May 17, 2009 2:13 pm
But what is it, Dana?

@Jinx, air compressor.
Undertoad • May 17, 2009 3:08 pm
Wine fermenting vats.
spudcon • May 17, 2009 3:21 pm
Central air conditioner and duct
Tiki • May 17, 2009 4:36 pm
Image
xoxoxoBruce • May 17, 2009 4:57 pm
Feather.
Tiki • May 17, 2009 4:59 pm
Close.
monster • May 17, 2009 5:00 pm
@ Jinx part of an olf iron foundry?
capnhowdy • May 17, 2009 5:04 pm
Jinx: Cheese vats?
capnhowdy • May 17, 2009 5:05 pm
.....I GOT IT!

It's the Cellar test kitchen!
xoxoxoBruce • May 17, 2009 5:06 pm
Tiki;566369 wrote:
Close.


Turkey feather on a hat designed by Maurice Chapeau in Paris circa 1899.
Tiki • May 17, 2009 5:15 pm
:lol: nope
capnhowdy • May 17, 2009 5:15 pm
@ Tiki:
Hair
Tiki • May 17, 2009 5:23 pm
Nope.

Hint: Bruce really was close. Very, very close.
jinx • May 17, 2009 6:44 pm
Zippy got mine first.... its the bellows for an iron furnace circa 1771.
BigV • May 17, 2009 11:09 pm
Tiki:

Down.

Sundae:

Some kind of treat. Still wrestling with it.
Tiki • May 20, 2009 2:11 am
BigV;566438 wrote:
Tiki:

Down.


You win!
Gravdigr • May 22, 2009 4:23 pm
Chocolatl;566335 wrote:
Enormous cat palace?


:rotflol:
Sundae • May 22, 2009 5:37 pm
I'll let you out of your misery.
They were Sherbert Fountains.

Causing ructions here because after years of coming in a cardboard tube with the licorice sticking out (like a firework) they are being repackaged. Because it's not sanitary.

From here:
BigV • Jun 15, 2009 7:03 pm
What is this?
DanaC • Jun 15, 2009 7:05 pm
camping stove?
BigV • Jun 15, 2009 8:09 pm
You're right!

I like how the colors resemble a life ring. It's a crap picture for accuracy but it still looks cool.
DanaC • Jun 15, 2009 8:16 pm
It's a great picture. It looks like a flower with flame petals.
Kitsune • Jul 25, 2009 6:30 pm
[COLOR="White"].[/COLOR]
glatt • Jul 25, 2009 6:40 pm
sidewalk chalk?

Cool picture!
Kitsune • Jul 25, 2009 7:35 pm
glatt;584012 wrote:
sidewalk chalk?


You got it!

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dar512 • Aug 14, 2009 11:53 am
Cell phone camera?

Was guess for beauregaardhooligan's now deleted post.
beauregaardhooligan • Aug 14, 2009 11:56 am
Better?
dar512 • Aug 14, 2009 11:57 am
See my guess above.
beauregaardhooligan • Aug 14, 2009 11:59 am
dar512;587854 wrote:
Cell phone camera?

Was guess for beauregaardhooligan's now deleted post.


You were probably looking at the reflection of my camera.
Kitsune • Aug 15, 2009 9:24 pm
IC?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 15, 2009 9:52 pm
Aiming mirror?
TheMercenary • Aug 16, 2009 9:18 am
Laser lense.
capnhowdy • Aug 16, 2009 9:23 am
Solar eclipse lense
Kitsune • Aug 16, 2009 9:50 am
It's an IC of some kind, like an EPROM with a UV window or a small CPU sans heatsink.

Oh! Is it a CMOS sensor for a digital camera?
beauregaardhooligan • Aug 16, 2009 10:00 pm
Kitsune is basically correct in that is an IC, but Bruce is actually closest.
It's from another type of projector, a DLP as opposed to the LCD I took apart last time.
That is a Digital Micromirror Device.
From Wikipedia...
"In DLP projectors, the image is created by microscopically small mirrors laid out in a matrix on a semiconductor chip, known as a Digital Micromirror Device (DMD). Each mirror represents one or more pixels in the projected image."
That little sucker has close to a million ittybitty mirrors that are physically moved electrostatically in an on/off fashion to represent each pixel of an image.
The scale on the ruler is inches.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Micromirror_Device
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 17, 2009 1:11 am
I just read that Wiki entry for DMDs. Bullshit... what they described is not possible. I mean, 16 micrometres across?... 1024 shades of gray?... SRAMs? C'mon, they just won't admit it's really magic, will they... not fooling me though, I know they've got pointy hats and dead black cats in the back room. :eyebrow:
Elspode • Aug 17, 2009 8:20 am
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce...the black cats aren't much use if they're dead.
Clodfobble • Aug 17, 2009 9:42 am
Well they weren't dead, until you had to go and open the door.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 17, 2009 11:29 am
Elspode;588318 wrote:
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce...the black cats aren't much use if they're dead.
Huck Finn had a litany of uses for them.

Clodfobble;588332 wrote:
Well they weren't dead, until you had to go and open the door.
:haha:
Gravdigr • Aug 17, 2009 1:00 pm
Elspode;588318 wrote:
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce...the black cats aren't much use if they're dead.
zippyt • Dec 19, 2009 12:08 am
Heres a WTF is it for you guys , 4 views
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TheMercenary • Dec 19, 2009 12:26 am
simple hitch
Tulip • Dec 19, 2009 12:39 am
metal turd...:unsure:
Undertoad • Dec 19, 2009 12:56 am
paperclip
ZenGum • Dec 19, 2009 1:58 am
After constipation-from-hell and Thor's paperclip, I think it looks like a device used to hold railway lines onto the sleepers ("crossties" as you quaint bumpkins call them ;) ).
zippyt • Dec 19, 2009 2:52 am
DING DING DING !!!!!
Zen got it !!
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Next !!!
ZenGum • Dec 19, 2009 3:21 am
They're upgrading the rail lines I use on my daily commute, I've seen those things in piles. Kinda freaky shape.
Gravdigr • Dec 27, 2009 2:04 am
Very good, I had NFC.
Happy Monkey • Apr 17, 2010 3:43 pm
Happy Monkey;556015 wrote:
Trick question: What is this?

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BigV;556021 wrote:
Easter Basket.
glatt;556039 wrote:
those look like soda bottle caps organized into a very pleasing pattern.
Happy Monkey;556041 wrote:
Glatt wins! It is the lids of my seltzer bottles (previously). The trick in the trick question is that I'm not sure what the end result is going to be. It could be a trivet (partial credit to Gravdigr). I'm also thinking about making it into a box (BigV's partial credit).
BigV gets a bit more credit. I finished the box, round about Easter.

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glatt • Apr 17, 2010 4:18 pm
What's holding everything together?

Looks pretty cool!
HungLikeJesus • Apr 17, 2010 4:19 pm
Is that 2200 bottle caps?

How are they attached?
Happy Monkey • Apr 17, 2010 10:08 pm
1512 caps, by my calculation. (four sides that go to 12 caps, and the bottom goes to 11.)

Held together with the wire they use for artificial flowers.
BigV • Apr 17, 2010 11:51 pm
Very pretty, HappyMonkey. You have an attention to detail and precision exceeds mine. It looks very fine.
BigV • Apr 17, 2010 11:53 pm
What is this?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 17, 2010 11:59 pm
Looks like a water wheel or a paddle wheel.
BigV • Apr 18, 2010 12:02 am
No sir. Not close.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 18, 2010 12:21 am
Then it must be a wagon wheel in front of a mirror.
Elspode • Apr 18, 2010 12:29 am
Looks like something made of sawcut stone...decorative architectural amenity or something.
BigV • Apr 18, 2010 12:31 am
xoB, still wrong. Els, you used two words that apply, three if you count "something". :)
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 18, 2010 12:33 am
Oh, staggered... stairs.
BigV • Apr 18, 2010 12:48 am
You are now oriented correctly, at least.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 18, 2010 2:07 am
Spiral stairs or ramp.
ZenGum • Apr 18, 2010 5:47 am
Inside of a slippery slide that runs spiraling down the outside of the tower?
HungLikeJesus • Apr 18, 2010 11:06 am
Big Ben's balance wheel?
glatt • Apr 18, 2010 11:56 am
xoxoxoBruce;649778 wrote:
Spiral stairs or ramp.


That's my guess too. Shot from below looking up. Glass treads. Clean ones too.
glatt • Apr 19, 2010 9:22 am
I'm changing my answer. Looking at the picture again this morning, there's clearly no glass there. What I thought was the edge of glass is actually a bit of flashing wrapped around the beams.

This is a concrete post with staggered beams going off to the sides of it. We're looking up toward the sky through the beams. I figured it was some sort of ramp in a parking garage. Then I saw you had been to Sitka. So you must have gone to an airport. I looked for instances of Seattle airport parking garage ramps, and found somebody somewhere commenting on crazy ramps at SeaTac.

So that's what this is. One of the spiral ramps at SeaTac airport in Seattle.
BigV • May 20, 2010 1:25 am
Please accept my apologies for my tardiness and my congratulations to xoB for his winning answer. *Of course* Columbo, sorry, glatt, was right-er, but xoB was fast-er and right enough.

glatt, you frighten me. I'm sure you know aaaaaallll about me, and I'm happy you're keeping it all to yourself. You're scary good.

So, how about another challenge?

What is this?
glatt • May 20, 2010 8:32 am
Vapor lock. You're brewing something.
BigV • May 20, 2010 10:03 am
Yes, you're right. It is a fermentation lock. I'm making a batch of mead. But that's another thread. *hic*



technically vapor lock is what happens when your fuel lines are filled with vapor rather than liquid fuel from being too hot.
glatt • May 20, 2010 11:05 am
Mead, huh? I've never had mead. I assume you like it?
jinx • May 20, 2010 11:10 am
I've had mead, pagan brewed even, it's very good...
beauregaardhooligan • Jun 7, 2010 9:00 am
...but what the heck.
glatt • Jun 7, 2010 9:31 am
airplane window
BigV • Jun 7, 2010 1:19 pm
good call glatt. your eastern timezone advantage applies here. bravo.
Gravdigr • Jun 7, 2010 4:32 pm
Ha! I was guessing either the hole from whence someone took an ice core sample, or a ice fishing hole.:p:
Shawnee123 • Jun 7, 2010 4:34 pm
An icehole, then? ;)
Gravdigr • Jun 7, 2010 4:47 pm
10 points for being quickest on the draw...
Shawnee123 • Jun 7, 2010 4:48 pm
:)

I'd like to thank the Academy...
beauregaardhooligan • Jun 8, 2010 2:11 am
eyep
Gravdigr • Jun 10, 2010 4:33 am
eyep?
beauregaardhooligan • Jun 10, 2010 3:17 pm
Think Boomhauer and the KingOfTheHill boys, in the alley, popping a cold one...
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 10, 2010 11:41 pm
Like a Texas, you betcha. ;)
Gravdigr • Jun 18, 2010 3:09 pm
Oooooohhhh....like a New England 'ayuh'.
Gravdigr • Jun 18, 2010 3:11 pm
This one won't last long (in fact, it may have been done before). I don't have the bigger pic to go with it, so you'll have to take my word for what it is, if no one gets it (but someone will). Anyway...

What is this?
Flint • Jun 18, 2010 3:25 pm
The camera on your phone.
Shawnee123 • Jun 18, 2010 3:29 pm
Your icehole.
GunMaster357 • Jun 19, 2010 7:48 am
A telescope, more precisely a shot of the mirror
Gravdigr • Jun 20, 2010 1:31 pm
Dingdingding! We have a winner! The mirror at the bottom of a three inch reflector telescope.
Nirvana • Aug 17, 2010 10:47 pm
A shiny gold star and what's behind curtain number 2 for anyone that can guess what this is :D
wolf • Aug 17, 2010 11:20 pm
It's either herbs drying on regular, old coathooks, or spare foliage for The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill segment from Creepshow.
jinx • Aug 17, 2010 11:22 pm
Thyme?
squirell nutkin • Aug 17, 2010 11:22 pm
Patio furniture flight dampeners (mint)
monster • Aug 17, 2010 11:29 pm
Mint
monster • Aug 17, 2010 11:30 pm
bugger
Gravdigr • Aug 18, 2010 1:41 am
Ha! I didn't pay attention to the poster...I guess mint also...:)
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 18, 2010 1:44 am
Looks like Alfalfa.
classicman • Aug 18, 2010 12:52 pm
Heather? I can't really see the tops of the plants.
Nirvana • Aug 18, 2010 3:26 pm
Mentha piperita

First to guess was Squirell YAY! so here is your gold star and this is what's behind curtain number 2 link ;)
Gravdigr • Aug 18, 2010 5:40 pm
Did Clodfobble's Brain know what was behind Curtain Number 2?
Flint • Aug 18, 2010 6:06 pm
wolf;677173 wrote:
...The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill segment from Creepshow.

I wouldn't pay 50 cents for a broken meteor!
squirell nutkin • Aug 18, 2010 7:30 pm
Nirvana;677358 wrote:
Mentha piperita

First to guess was Squirell YAY! so here is your gold star and this is what's behind curtain number 2 link ;)


Wow! Awesome. I love curtain #2, but does it match the drapes?:D
spudcon • Aug 18, 2010 10:23 pm
xoxoxoBruce;677206 wrote:
Looks like Alfalfa.

I don't see the resemblence.
Gravdigr • Aug 19, 2010 4:11 am
Yeah, if it looks like any of the Li'l Rascals, it'd be Buckwheat.
beauregaardhooligan • Sep 14, 2010 1:10 pm
This is a scan of a pic that was under the clear plastic of an old Evertone phone dialer.
I just thought it was kinda cool and wondered where it was, or might be if it's even a real scene.
The original is very low rez and this is blown up considerably, but I think it might be from a famous painting.
Any ideas?
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 14, 2010 1:25 pm
Sure, that's the castle upstairs, over the Cellar. :haha:
Trilby • Sep 14, 2010 1:45 pm
Looks like a castle from a German fairy tale - or the castle from Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang????
Gravdigr • Sep 15, 2010 6:14 pm
Is it the place that was in the "first ever photograph"?
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 15, 2010 11:24 pm
No, that was a cityscape, no castle.
Undertoad • Oct 16, 2010 3:27 pm
What is this? It's on a 3"x5" card:

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footfootfoot • Oct 16, 2010 3:32 pm
One of those insects that looks like a leaf with nitrogen deficiency.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 16, 2010 4:13 pm
Funky toenail.
Gravdigr • Oct 16, 2010 4:13 pm
A scale from a tiny green dragon?

Holly leaf?
glatt • Oct 16, 2010 4:52 pm
something turtle related. One of those segments of the shell. Like a soccer ball segment.
footfootfoot • Oct 16, 2010 4:59 pm
It does have a toothular[SIZE=1]®[/SIZE] appearance.
Undertoad • Oct 16, 2010 5:14 pm
glatt correct!

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The turtle's shell consists of these what they call "scutes", which shed away one piece at a time.
glatt • Oct 16, 2010 5:27 pm
sweet!
glatt • Oct 16, 2010 5:29 pm
So is it OK that it's shedding, or is that some kind of disease or something?
Undertoad • Oct 16, 2010 10:32 pm
Totally normal, it's like a snake shedding, except that the turtle doesn't need to shed everything at once. Once the scutes come loose, it means the shell underneath is hardened and ready to protect. This one was partly green only because algae grew on it.
footfootfoot • Oct 16, 2010 11:16 pm
beauregaardhooligan;682340 wrote:
This is a scan of a pic that was under the clear plastic of an old Evertone phone dialer.
I just thought it was kinda cool and wondered where it was, or might be if it's even a real scene.
The original is very low rez and this is blown up considerably, but I think it might be from a famous painting.
Any ideas?
morethanpretty • Oct 17, 2010 8:13 am
Haggis!
Nirvana • Oct 24, 2010 10:07 pm
:)
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 25, 2010 12:54 am
Moon through branches.
GunMaster357 • Oct 25, 2010 5:56 am
Bats flying in a cave
Nirvana • Oct 25, 2010 12:42 pm
Bruce got it :eyebrow: I guess it wasn't that hard or I am just a post whore and wanted to post my photo ;)
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 25, 2010 7:33 pm
It's a nice picture. I almost went with a porch light and flora, but flipped a coin in my head and got lucky. :blush:
HungLikeJesus • Oct 25, 2010 10:14 pm
It's very Halloweeney.
Pete Zicato • Oct 26, 2010 10:52 am
HungLikeJesus;690414 wrote:
It's very Halloweeney.

I thought Nirvana was a woman.


And what made you think it was hollow?
HungLikeJesus • Oct 26, 2010 9:23 pm
Aren't they all?
Gravdigr • Oct 27, 2010 4:27 am
Only for the twenty minutes after they were just emptied.

:D
BigV • Nov 16, 2010 2:18 pm
What is it? Bonus! Side view and front view.
classicman • Nov 16, 2010 2:23 pm
... ???

A strap
Undertoad • Nov 16, 2010 2:31 pm
dog collar
BigV • Nov 16, 2010 2:49 pm
UT--*half* credit.

*sigh* I'm gonna start that DIY thread soon. This will be in it.
Spexxvet • Nov 16, 2010 3:13 pm
homemade hemp belt
glatt • Nov 16, 2010 4:24 pm
It's a collar alright....


...for a HUMAN!!!
BigV • Nov 16, 2010 5:04 pm
Whassamatta Flint? glatt beat you to it?

Get used to it. Here's your prize, glatt:
Gravdigr • Nov 17, 2010 1:22 am
Hell, who doesn't have a ppl-collar laying around?
BigV • Nov 23, 2010 3:24 am
What is this?
Spexxvet • Nov 23, 2010 9:16 am
Sunglasses on a lap
Clodfobble • Nov 23, 2010 1:43 pm
That neck collar posted in the other thread.
BigV • Nov 23, 2010 1:58 pm
mornin folks.

Not sunglasses. (heheh.. spexx sees glasses)

Not collar (btw, that was this thread, was it not?)

Please continue.
Clodfobble • Nov 23, 2010 2:22 pm
Heh... yes it was, just a couple posts up. Shows how much I'm paying attention.
glatt • Nov 23, 2010 2:27 pm
Well, they're either legs or fingers. I'm going to guess they are fingers and assume the metal thing is an inch or two long. I'll guess it's a usb flash drive.
Gravdigr • Nov 23, 2010 2:34 pm
Elbow area of the forearm? And a purse strap. Or a buckle.
glatt • Nov 23, 2010 2:39 pm
Oh, wait, I just looked at the dark "black" area of the image, and see a couple eyes and nostrils. We're looking up at someone's face in the dark area. But I don't know what that means. Could still be fingers or an arm. I like the buckle idea.
BigV • Nov 23, 2010 2:43 pm
Hello again.

not usb drive, but points for specific guess. glatt, do you ever need all twenty guesses when you play mastermind? you don't strike me as a man with a siege mentality. you're all "one shot one kill" sniper-mind. and damn good too. but not this one. Keep playing. :)

Not purse strap, not buckle.

You're both right to have identified "flesh". Not much help, though.
Gravdigr • Nov 23, 2010 3:03 pm
Is it a pair of Elvis' sunglasses crammed in some chick's whowhodillie?


ETA: Is the original image SFW?
BigV • Nov 23, 2010 3:17 pm
I wouldn't desecrate the holy of holies with The King's sunglasses.

and yes, that *is* the original image, so... yeah. sfw. not especially helpful, sorry. the image is sfw, the backstory... that might belong in another thread. "whowhodillie"... you crack me up man.
BigV • Nov 23, 2010 3:18 pm
curious glatt, do you have xray vision? how did you manage to pick out the face in the dark area (you're correct, by the way).
Gravdigr • Nov 23, 2010 3:28 pm
BigV;695805 wrote:
curious glatt, do you have xray vision? how did you manage to pick out the face in the dark area (you're correct, by the way).


I broke out the photo editing program...after reading that.
Gravdigr • Nov 23, 2010 3:33 pm
Is it someone wearing one of those copper bracelets?

Or 3-D glasses?

I love these things.
glatt • Nov 23, 2010 3:42 pm
BigV;695805 wrote:
curious glatt, do you have xray vision? how did you manage to pick out the face in the dark area (you're correct, by the way).


As I scrolled up the page, the image got brighter and the face jumped out at me. At first I thought it was dirt on my monitor.

I'm really stumped with this one though.
BigV • Nov 24, 2010 12:45 pm
Going once,

going twice......
Spexxvet • Nov 24, 2010 12:46 pm
Hint!
BigV • Nov 24, 2010 12:52 pm
ok.

let me think who among us *should* recognize this. It is not particularly unusual. I'll think about it and give you an answer in a few minutes.
classicman • Nov 24, 2010 3:14 pm
... still waiting
classicman • Nov 24, 2010 3:16 pm
thigh/back of calf... what the metallic item is, not sure.
BigV • Nov 24, 2010 3:29 pm
I'll give you calf credit. :lol:

The other part goes great with heels.

I looked and looked but couldn't find a dwellar who I thought would *know* the other part for sure. Carruthers maybe, when you learn, it will be obvious.
classicman • Nov 24, 2010 4:09 pm
oh and the metal thing is on her belly...
BigV • Nov 24, 2010 4:32 pm
They come in pairs, they're sometimes found in pants (but not this kind...), and these happen to be english.
BigV • Nov 24, 2010 5:40 pm
I was having a laugh with the model about the conversation here. This is her answer, verbatim:

"leg...stirrup..crotch...any questions?"

Thank you all for playing, (especially my model). I'll have another one up soon.
Gravdigr • Nov 26, 2010 4:15 am
Suspenders?

ETA: Nevermind.
Gravdigr • Dec 1, 2010 3:32 pm
BigV;696031 wrote:
I was having a laugh with the model about the conversation here. This is her answer, verbatim:

"leg...stirrup..crotch...any questions?"

Thank you all for playing, (especially my model). I'll have another one up soon.


I still don't know what it is.:lol2:
BigV • Dec 2, 2010 11:45 pm
I'm sure you can identify her leg. Her crotch is not in the frame, use your imagination. The silver metal object is a stirrup, like these. They came with a junior jumping saddle I picked up second hand the other day, on a whim.
Gravdigr • Dec 3, 2010 12:50 am
Ha! I thought those were hints! I was thinking something like a brass speculum or something...:3_eyes:
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 3, 2010 12:52 am
On a whim? Did she buy that story?
BigV • Dec 3, 2010 1:01 am
bwaaaahahahahhahaha
YES! she did. in fact, she was with me when I bought it. I sought her expertise as a horse lover. she confirmed that though the saddle was in pretty poor shape the price was unbeatable. Plus, I'll be able to use it for something, like costume parts for SakuraCon. The stirrups and stirrup leathers *just happened* to go nicely with a girth I've had for a long time.

It was a LOT of fun!
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 3, 2010 1:05 am
Watch out for the horsey set, they love to train geldings to serve them.:eek2:
BigV • Dec 3, 2010 1:16 am
!!

My interest in pony play has certain hard limits. We could talk about training and serving, but I don't have the balls for gelding--I'm just too attached to them.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 3, 2010 1:21 am
Ah, but you do have the balls for gelding.;)
BigV • Dec 3, 2010 1:47 am
/searches around frantically....

where the f*ck did I put that safeword smiley?!
Gravdigr • Dec 3, 2010 2:50 am
Safeword: "NOT MY BALLS!!!!!":speechls:
Gravdigr • Dec 3, 2010 3:36 am
A couple Dwellars may know what this is, but, I haven't seen any posts to indicate that anyone would know for sure what it is. Instead of a tight macro shot, or just a crop, you get the whole thing right off the bat. I covered the area where the brand name was, as a simple Googling would pretty much give it away. If you need another angle, I might could accommodate.

There's nothing in the pic for scale, so I'll tell you the piece of wood it's mounted on is 9¾" x 5½" x &#8541;". The piece of wood itself is not pertinent, it's just a base for stability.

So, what is this?
glatt • Dec 3, 2010 8:37 am
Never seen one before, but it's clearly a clamp/vise of some sort and the deer means it has to do with hunting. It's plastic, so I doubt it's strong enough to clamp a rifle. Could probably clamp an arrow. Maybe for working on the feathers or the razor tips? It's got an integrated ruler, which maybe you could use for lining up the feathers in the right spot? I don't know what it's called, but I'm going to guess it's a clamp for working on arrows.
Gravdigr • Dec 3, 2010 3:36 pm
Well, now. That didn't take long did it? It is a fletching jig. It is indeed used for holding the feathers while the glue is drying. This one is for straight fletching, as opposed to helical (slight spiral) left or right. Very good deducing, Glatt. These pics pretty much show them in use.
BigV • Dec 3, 2010 3:51 pm
fletching jig
BigV • Dec 3, 2010 3:52 pm
I can see I need to be quicker on my refresh.
glatt • Dec 3, 2010 3:53 pm
"fletching jig" sounds kind of dirty.
BigV • Dec 3, 2010 3:55 pm
an easy typo there gets your directly into nsfw territory.
Gravdigr • Dec 4, 2010 2:47 pm
Felching rig?
Clodfobble • Dec 4, 2010 4:14 pm
Glatt is the master of this game.
Gravdigr • Dec 4, 2010 4:27 pm
He is good.
glatt • Dec 4, 2010 5:47 pm
mostly just bored at work.
Gravdigr • Dec 9, 2010 7:00 am
What is this? No, really, what is it? Cuzz I don't know. In all my doings with computers, I've never heard it referred to, and I've never used it. What is it, and, what does it do?

While we're at it, what's the 'pause/break' key for?
glatt • Dec 9, 2010 8:24 am
looks like "print"
Undertoad • Dec 9, 2010 8:37 am
Menu key: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menu_key

Break key: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Break_key
Shawnee123 • Dec 9, 2010 8:58 am
I'm on my break. Garcon, may I have a menu please?
BigV • Dec 12, 2010 1:41 pm
What it this?
BigV • Dec 12, 2010 1:43 pm
What is this?
Carruthers • Dec 12, 2010 2:00 pm
I'd hazard a guess that the first one is a planetarium.

As far as the second one goes, possibly horse tack. Martingale?

Carruthers

[SIZE="1"]Gaze upon my works ye mighty, and despair. Or something like that......[/SIZE]
BigV • Dec 12, 2010 2:34 pm
Hey Carruthers--

First pic -- Nope.

Second pic -- half credit for horse tack, but that's a bit too easy given my recent clues about such shenanigans. I am looking for a much more specific answer. I actually didn't know until last night, and I was holding it in my hand. Not a martingale--those are much straighter. This has a definite twist / bend to it, illustrated by how I'm holding it.
Carruthers • Dec 12, 2010 3:07 pm
Good evening/morning BigV.

(1) I'll have a stab at something in the nuclear industry.

(2)Part of the bridle? Cheek pieces possibly, your fingers representing the bit?
I only have experience of English tack, so I'm probably wide of the mark.
Gravdigr • Dec 12, 2010 5:06 pm
Guessing a radome in first pic...or something to do with water treatment?

Second pic - Do stirrups hang from these?
wolf • Dec 12, 2010 5:41 pm
#1 looks like what an imax looks like without a theater around it, from the back end.

#2 ... two buckles is too many for that to be part of a bridle, the looped, unbroken ends make it not something to hold a bit, anyway. I'm wondering, though if they might be part of driving harness? something from near the back end, to guide the reins or something like that.
Clodfobble • Dec 12, 2010 6:06 pm
I want to say the first one is from somewhere in that Air & Space (?) museum in Seattle. Don't know why, but I immediately thought of it.
BigV • Dec 12, 2010 7:40 pm
Salutations Carruthers--

1 -- Negative. Keep trying!

2 -- Sorry, not part of the bridle. Your experience with english tack should prove helpful here.
Flint • Dec 12, 2010 10:42 pm
Not an IMAX theater? Hmmm...
Gravdigr • Dec 13, 2010 1:53 am
A large pressure (or negative pressure) vessel? Decompression chamber?
Gravdigr • Dec 13, 2010 1:54 am
Undertoad;699073 wrote:
Menu key: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menu_key

Break key: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Break_key


Thank you.
glatt • Dec 13, 2010 8:31 am
(1) The laser dome at the Pacific Science Center

(2) some kind of leather strap, probably for pleasure
HungLikeJesus • Dec 13, 2010 9:35 am
How can one use a leather strap for pleasure?
glatt • Dec 13, 2010 9:38 am
See, I don't know, because I'm not into that, but V has been posting this kinky stuff recently.
Carruthers • Dec 13, 2010 11:47 am
Not for the first time, I appear to have been labouring under a misapprehension.*

Are the two parts of the tack joined to one another where you are holding them, or are they two separate pieces?

Carruthers.

[SIZE="1"]*No longer an arrestable offence.[/SIZE]:dunce:
BigV • Dec 13, 2010 2:29 pm
Way to go wolf!

You're right about picture 1. That is the outside of the IMAX theater at the Pacific Science Center. Which is, itself, inside the Pacific Science Center.

Picture 2. Still no one's identified it, so another clue. This is a very specific piece of gear, and only a PART of the actual piece of equipment. How it was separated from the other part (which would make the picture too obvious for this thread) is another mystery. I had to ask two horse experts because my google-image-fu was not strong enough. So, English tack (but a very specific application of English tack), and only part of a piece of equipment. Good luck!
Carruthers • Dec 13, 2010 3:04 pm
Slobber straps?
BigV • Dec 13, 2010 9:30 pm
?!?

Ah, no.:3eye:
Flint • Dec 13, 2010 9:36 pm
Titty jigglers?

Ball floppers?

...

Junk slappers?
Gravdigr • Dec 14, 2010 1:56 am
Is it a girth strap?
BigV • Dec 14, 2010 2:09 am
Flint -- You're a pervert. I like that about you. Nevertheless, your answers are wrong. Thanks for playing.

Gravdigr -- You're partly right. Now, the tough question. What *kind* of girth strap? For the record this set of buckles/straps is not part of my girth from the previous "What is this".

Be specific!
Gravdigr • Dec 14, 2010 3:07 am
For a pack saddle? Back straps maybe?
Carruthers • Dec 14, 2010 7:20 am
Attachments for side reins.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 16, 2010 8:24 am
Hold the tail up.
Flint • Dec 16, 2010 10:49 am
But could you use them for junk slappers?
Carruthers • Dec 16, 2010 11:46 am
Flint;700365 wrote:
But could you use them for junk slappers?


I would comment on that suggestion, but I fear that there is a worrying Freudian dimension just below the surface waiting to bite me:eek:
Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2010 2:35 pm
So, just what the hell is this, anyway?
wolf • Dec 24, 2010 2:57 pm
xoxoxoBruce;700344 wrote:
Hold the tail up.


Can't be it, I know it's not a crupper, which is a loop that attaches to the little ring at the back of the saddle, and keeps the saddle from sliding forward across the withers.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 24, 2010 7:05 pm
Who said anything about a saddle, we're talking kinky V here. :lol:
TheMercenary • Dec 25, 2010 4:04 pm
I am thinking we could adapt that to make some bondage gear. :lol:
BigV • Dec 26, 2010 1:43 am
It is the buckle end (only) of an equalizer girth, often used for polo saddles. Note how in the attached image the large solid D rings pass through the layers of the straps. The only way I can imagine these are made is that the straps are sewn ONTO the D rings. Solid welded D rings. My straps are intact, all stitching is intact. Where did the D ring go? I don't know, I got the straps, attached to the saddle, just as you see them. No girth, only these equalizer straps.

As for junk slappers, and bondage gear... definitely yes. For those of you who say otherwise, I suggest you merely lack imagination. Or courage.:censored:
Gravdigr • Dec 26, 2010 4:14 am
Damn! I looked at just about every kind and type of tack in about 50 different Google image searches....Did not think of polo.:right:

TheMercenary;701781 wrote:
I am thinking we could adapt that to make some bondage gear. :lol:


Yeah. A pair of buckles with a strap for each of her thighs, with the wide strap going around your ass.

That way she can't get away. They always try to get away...
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 29, 2010 8:12 pm
Them bitches love to get away. :haha:
BigV • Jan 6, 2011 9:51 pm
What is this?
plthijinx • Jan 6, 2011 10:07 pm
a leg off a tri-pod? notched at one end but not the other....hmmm
BigV • Jan 6, 2011 10:10 pm
Nope.

Keep playing!

Not really a clue, but I like how in this picture it almost looks like it's floating.
plthijinx • Jan 6, 2011 10:17 pm
how much does it weigh?

edit: rough guesstimate
plthijinx • Jan 6, 2011 10:20 pm
a long ass handle for some sort of press.
BigV • Jan 6, 2011 10:40 pm
good guess, wrong, but good.

... I think I'll hold off on the clues for the moment.
plthijinx • Jan 6, 2011 10:48 pm
aight. i'm stumped.
BigV • Jan 6, 2011 11:26 pm
no, not a stump.

don't worry. in a few hours the sun will rise over the eastern seaboard, and glatt will tell us all.
plthijinx • Jan 6, 2011 11:48 pm
lmao i wait to be *enlightened*
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2011 12:04 am
Half a pool cue.
BigV • Jan 7, 2011 1:06 am
Not a pool cue, not even half.

Ok.. a clue

it's metal, and it is pretty heavy. I won't be using it for its designed purpose.. .since when did I ever do that anyhow?

But I *will* think of something.
BigV • Jan 7, 2011 1:16 am
actually... both you guys are good candidates for this one. The angle of the photo is somewhat deceptive, and... another clue.. this is not a whole _______, but just part of a ____________.

wow.. must be the bourbon talking, look at all these clues... shit. I got it just because it is an awesome piece of metal. The project, the purpose... that will come. It always does.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2011 1:21 am
Yeah, so it's a metal bar that is part of some purpose you're not going to use it for. That narrows it down to roughly 41 zillion things it could have been. It could have been a contender.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2011 1:22 am
Yeah, so it's a metal bar that is part of some purpose you're not going to use it for. That narrows it down to roughly 41 zillion things it could have been. It could have been a contender.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2011 1:22 am
Yeah, so it's a metal bar that is part of some purpose you're not going to use it for. That narrows it down to roughly 41 zillion things it could have been. It could have been a contender.
TheMercenary • Jan 7, 2011 6:32 am
Bruce, you are stuttering again.... :p
TheMercenary • Jan 7, 2011 6:35 am
Is it tapered at the end on the floor? The knotches make it look like it should fit into something. It has an emblem on it which we cannot make out and would most likely give away its origin. A fork blank for a motorcycle front end?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2011 6:58 am
If it tapers, it ain't much. It's notched to fit together with what he ain't got and doesn't want/need. The "emblem" looks like it could be a piece of masking tape. Might be a roller/paper guide off a large printer.
TheMercenary • Jan 7, 2011 7:01 am
Yea, it was obviously a well machined bit of metal and if it is heavy then it is mostly solid. Not cheap.
glatt • Jan 7, 2011 8:12 am
I've got no idea.

Is it solid or hollow? I'm assuming solid, but the notched end looks like it's got something going on in there other than just a notch. But that could just be the lighting.
BigV • Jan 7, 2011 12:43 pm
it is utterly solid, except for the well noted notch.

Not tapered.

mercy, you're right and wrong on the $$$.. retail, it is $$$, but I paid fractions of a cent on the dollar for it, part of why I was so stoked.

Not a roller from a printer, but that is a really good guess. not a fork blank

another clue, it is stainless steel.
Pico and ME • Jan 7, 2011 12:57 pm
Well, i will go with what I thought it was the moment I saw it, which is probably wrong, but it looks like a table leg.
plthijinx • Jan 7, 2011 1:42 pm
BigV;704008 wrote:
another clue, it is stainless steel.


so it's for outside or wet applications? still no idea.
glatt • Jan 7, 2011 1:48 pm
Or food service. It's a big rolling pin for rolling out the dough for frozen pizzas.
Shawnee123 • Jan 7, 2011 2:09 pm
It's a basketball.
TheMercenary • Jan 7, 2011 2:42 pm
With it being refined to very specific tolerances I believe it has to be for some kind of industrial use.
Gravdigr • Jan 7, 2011 3:40 pm
Is it a giant punch of some sort? Or perhaps an axle/spindle situation? It doesn't look overly smooth, so I'm guessing it's not used in an exacting/close tolerance way...

Ooh, is it from an industrial food mixer?
BigV • Jan 7, 2011 3:42 pm
gravdigr ... you're getting warmer..

I'm going to lunch.

I shall reveal when I return.
BigV • Jan 7, 2011 8:52 pm
This is the simplest of objects. It is a 1 1/8"x22" keyed stainless steel shaft. I got it at the local second hand marine shop, Second Wave. I love this place. As you can see, I paid a small price for it. You may compare the price *per foot* at this site for reference. It weighs a little over six pounds. I reckon it was.. hell. I don't know. It was cut short when I bought it. I wonder if it was a propshaft.... maybe not. (Steering) Wheel shaft, sure could be. There's a round shallow hole opposite the keyway where a setscrew would secure the hub of whatever the hell it was.

It is a lovely piece of metal.
BigV • Jan 7, 2011 8:56 pm
What is this?
Pico and ME • Jan 7, 2011 9:23 pm
A jerry-rigged doo-hickey.
Julie_mon • Jan 7, 2011 9:53 pm
(at the first image) I'm guessing this is just a piece of art?
Lamplighter • Jan 7, 2011 10:02 pm
A multi-speed Tinker-Toy buffing-wheel powered thru a child-proof-bottle-top clutch assembly.

aka: a Rube Goldberg polisher
BigV • Jan 7, 2011 10:13 pm
Um.

*Technically*, you're right.

Fine, no one will provide the answer I want.

It is the base of a little Christmas Tree of Devil Duckies. I made it as a gift for a friend (her daughter actually). I learned that she likes Devil Duckies. .... I couldn't help myself, friends. You know me.
Flint • Jan 7, 2011 10:36 pm
Wait, so the mystery object was :::drumroll::: a &#402;ucking METAL BAR, aka a you-don't-know-what-it-is-either [SIZE="3"]???[/SIZE]

Dude.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 7, 2011 11:43 pm
What he said. :lame:
Flint • Jan 8, 2011 10:10 am
GET YOUR PITCHFORKS WE ARE GOING AFTER THIS MOTHERFVKCER
glatt • Jan 8, 2011 11:43 am
Flint, you crack me up.
BigV • Jan 8, 2011 4:49 pm
Flint;704125 wrote:
Wait, so the mystery object was :::drumroll::: a ƒucking METAL BAR, aka a you-don't-know-what-it-is-either [SIZE="3"]???[/SIZE]

Dude.

I seriously considered the "fucking" part, but while it transmuted the "hard as a steel bar" hyperbole into reality, I haven't found a willing partner (yet). The proportions are within the design tolerances, but it is cold. Plus, I don't have the milling tools or expertise to shape it into something less... industrial.

Dude.

I pick up stuff like this all the time, when I don't quite know what the ultimate use will be. But I do know that whatever it is that I produce that needs this shaft, nothing else would do. This isn't something I could improvise.
zippyt • Jan 8, 2011 5:42 pm
ok here ya go
Image
1 by zippyt, on Flickr
BigV • Jan 8, 2011 5:42 pm
What is this?
zippyt • Jan 8, 2011 5:46 pm
beer butt chicken Beer can holder
wolf • Jan 8, 2011 5:54 pm
The chicken would either have to have a really big ass, or be a turkey.

You've got it upside down. flip it over and it's an ice cream cone holder so the customer can deal with change and napkin distribution.
Lamplighter • Jan 8, 2011 6:29 pm
zip's: looking into solar-light duct up towards the attic.
Lamplighter • Jan 8, 2011 6:32 pm
zip's: Or, down into a water-filled sump in the basement :3_eyes:
Undertoad • Jan 8, 2011 6:32 pm
It's several &#402;ucking METAL BARS.
zippyt • Jan 8, 2011 6:36 pm
Nope and nope

A clue
Image
2 by zippyt, on Flickr
BigV • Jan 8, 2011 6:45 pm
zippyt;704211 wrote:
beer butt chicken Beer can holder


winnah winnah chicken dinna!!

You, sir, are correct. A commercial one at that, bought at Safeway, and used for its express purpose. I tried to fool y'all. Fail.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 8, 2011 6:51 pm
That's a sloppy weld, Zip.
zippyt • Jan 8, 2011 6:56 pm
Nope
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 8, 2011 7:03 pm
Acid bubbling on metal?
zippyt • Jan 8, 2011 7:09 pm
Nope
wolf • Jan 8, 2011 7:20 pm
Indian Weather tester on the moon?
zippyt • Jan 8, 2011 7:24 pm
Nope
I cant wait
Its Daddy Long legs haveing a sip of a Drink
Image
3 by zippyt, on Flickr
glatt • Jan 8, 2011 8:21 pm
eww
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 8, 2011 10:28 pm
They don't drink much.
zippyt • Jan 8, 2011 10:51 pm
True but Supriseing when you go to take a sip
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 9, 2011 1:07 am
peta says use a straw, so you won't traumatize the little fella.
TheMercenary • Jan 9, 2011 9:36 am
Screw PETA nut jobs, eat the spider.
Flint • Jan 9, 2011 10:18 am
Undertoad;704222 wrote:
It's several ƒucking METAL BARS.
glatt • Jan 9, 2011 2:35 pm
Here's a pretty easy one. I think.
TheMercenary • Jan 9, 2011 3:06 pm
A spring in a seat?
HungLikeJesus • Jan 9, 2011 3:20 pm
That looks like a fairly stiff spring. Is it shown in it's normal operating orientation?
zippyt • Jan 9, 2011 3:38 pm
It's Twisty ƒucking METAL BAR.
TheMercenary • Jan 9, 2011 3:54 pm
HungLikeJesus;704353 wrote:
That looks like a fairly stiff spring. Is it shown in it's normal operating orientation?
I thought that at first but since you can see the little hairs of Fabric(?) it looked like something in a bike seat.
glatt • Jan 9, 2011 4:24 pm
It's a macro shot of a common item from an unusual angle. But it's in its normal configuration. Hasn't been taken apart.
wolf • Jan 9, 2011 4:25 pm
I was thinking it might be one of those grip-strengthener things, but there are too many coils for that.
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 4:39 pm
Clothes pin
glatt • Jan 9, 2011 4:44 pm
jinx;704390 wrote:
Clothes pin


Yes!
Pico and ME • Jan 9, 2011 4:44 pm
The spring in a curtain rod mechanism
Pico and ME • Jan 9, 2011 4:44 pm
D'oh!
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 4:52 pm
yay!
zippyt • Jan 9, 2011 4:56 pm
Yer turn Jinx
HungLikeJesus • Jan 9, 2011 4:57 pm
Good work. I had convinced myself that those were vinyl pads.
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 5:19 pm
ok
zippyt • Jan 9, 2011 5:28 pm
Peanuts wrapped in wool ??
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 5:30 pm
Legumes in a blanket? No.
wolf • Jan 9, 2011 5:40 pm
Bodhi beads?
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 5:49 pm
nope
Pico and ME • Jan 9, 2011 5:55 pm
button to a sweater
TheMercenary • Jan 9, 2011 6:13 pm
Beads on a knitted string. Maybe a hat or fringe on a scarf.
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 6:24 pm
None of those things.
Clodfobble • Jan 9, 2011 6:24 pm
Cat toy?
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 6:24 pm
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 6:30 pm
It's a macro of a very common item. You have all had an item exactly like this one in your hand at some point.
TheMercenary • Jan 9, 2011 6:33 pm
A penis?

kidding.....

I have no frigging clue...
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 6:35 pm
placemat
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 6:39 pm
:lol:
no
Clodfobble • Jan 9, 2011 6:56 pm
shoelaces?
Pico and ME • Jan 9, 2011 7:18 pm
Oh damn it if that's it I'm pissed...:)
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 9, 2011 7:35 pm
Or you're a loafer. :haha:
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 7:36 pm
Macro-er than shoelaces.
Clodfobble • Jan 9, 2011 7:47 pm
It's like... it's like a line of toothpicks with red thread weaving them together like a raft. That's what it's like.
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 7:58 pm
The texture of the white looks natural rather than man made. It is tool small to be tool marks, and too organic looking. It does somewhat resemble the texture of clothes line, but it must be smaller. The red looks like wool, but single ply yarn and two wraps of it.
I can't imagine what might make that texture on the white stuff. Reminds me of those cactus trunks that they make rainmakers from.

Thinking.
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 7:58 pm
It looks like it may be paper of some sort
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 9, 2011 8:06 pm
That's the texture of sponge rubber.
HungLikeJesus • Jan 9, 2011 9:15 pm
Macro-er meaning bigger or smaller?

Is this a picture that you took yourself?
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 9:19 pm
Smaller, more zoomed in. Took it myself right before posting it. It belongs to my son.
Shawnee123 • Jan 9, 2011 9:52 pm
Is it a hair tie?
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 9:59 pm
Baseball!

W00t for me!!111
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 9:59 pm
Those are the pores.
Pico and ME • Jan 9, 2011 10:03 pm
Hey, I hope Jinx doesn't go to bed before she gives us an answer.
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 10:05 pm
I'll bet you a chocolate chip cookie that it's a baseball.
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 10:06 pm
footfootfoot;704476 wrote:
Baseball!

W00t for me!!111
HungLikeJesus • Jan 9, 2011 10:06 pm
Shawnee123;704475 wrote:
Is it a hair tie?

If so, I think he needs a hair cut.
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 10:08 pm
That was a good one jinx.
jinx • Jan 9, 2011 10:10 pm
:-) Your turn.
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 10:20 pm
coming up momentarily
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 10:28 pm
OK
Nirvana • Jan 9, 2011 10:29 pm
Rotten apple?
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 10:30 pm
No.
Nirvana • Jan 9, 2011 10:32 pm
Fig?
HungLikeJesus • Jan 9, 2011 10:33 pm
I think it's food of some kind - maybe fish.
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 10:40 pm
Nirvana;704495 wrote:
Fig?

no.
HungLikeJesus;704496 wrote:
I think it's food of some kind - maybe fish.

yes and no
Pico and ME • Jan 9, 2011 10:45 pm
looks like a dead alien bug


Dont bother....

No.
Undertoad • Jan 9, 2011 10:45 pm
Is it some sort of &#402;ucking CANDY BAR?
zippyt • Jan 9, 2011 10:46 pm
dried fruit
BigV • Jan 9, 2011 11:32 pm
food porn

stuffed tomatillos
Pico and ME • Jan 9, 2011 11:45 pm
pizza

fruit turnover

flauta or taquito
footfootfoot • Jan 9, 2011 11:50 pm
nope, nope, nopety, nope, nope.
Undertoad • Jan 9, 2011 11:52 pm
You have really raised the &#402;ucking BAR on this one. I *know* I've seen those textures before! But where??
Yznhymr • Jan 10, 2011 12:26 am
Dates?
Lamplighter • Jan 10, 2011 1:10 am
Undertoad;704508 wrote:
You have really raised the ƒucking BAR on this one. I *know* I've seen those textures before! But where??


here ?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 10, 2011 1:34 am
Corn?
plthijinx • Jan 10, 2011 3:02 am
it was the primary test on the device used to freeze dry han solo!
capnhowdy • Jan 10, 2011 7:28 am
A persimmon. Or a crabapple.
GunMaster357 • Jan 10, 2011 7:28 am
Apple pie, may be?
footfootfoot • Jan 10, 2011 8:09 am
do you all need a hint?
folks were talking about it the other day.
If you eat enough of it unripe your teeth will loosen and eventually fall out.
glatt • Jan 10, 2011 8:10 am
It's a pineapple. Posted by Mr. Pineapple tool guy.
footfootfoot • Jan 10, 2011 8:14 am
We have a winner!
glatt • Jan 10, 2011 8:19 am
Yay!

But now I'm at work, with no camera to take more "what is it" shots. :(

Somebody else step up and post one.
monster • Jan 10, 2011 9:59 am
.
zippyt • Jan 10, 2011 10:04 am
Monster there's a Lotion for that !!!!

Bacon ??
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 10:09 am
HungLikeJesus;704484 wrote:
If so, I think he needs a hair cut.


Lots of young'uns have longer hair. I think the fella does have hair that could be tie-able. I was sure I was right!

glatt;704540 wrote:
It's a pineapple. Posted by Mr. Pineapple tool guy.


Does this mean you've tried the kebabs, foot?

monster;704548 wrote:
.


Bacon! Oh, zip guessed bacon.

Um...beef jerky?
footfootfoot • Jan 10, 2011 10:16 am
Ix-nay on the kababs. We're in a cold snap right now. I'm thinking next week or the week after.
glatt • Jan 10, 2011 10:18 am
Monster's really looks like cooked meat or some kind. I'm going to assume she took it this morning after having some sausage. It's a sausage patty.
monster • Jan 10, 2011 11:32 am
not bacon, jerky or sausage.

I have not had bacon, jerky or sausage this morning :(

[COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]Am I the only one with a filthy mind here?[/COLOR]
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 11:43 am
It's a brownie?
monster • Jan 10, 2011 12:17 pm
not a brownie, either
zippyt • Jan 10, 2011 12:20 pm
Beef curtain ??
monster • Jan 10, 2011 1:00 pm
nope.

It is food. it's not meat.
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 1:47 pm
Turnover?
footfootfoot • Jan 10, 2011 1:58 pm
spanakopita?
Gravdigr • Jan 10, 2011 2:15 pm
Is it a pie crust?
Pete Zicato • Jan 10, 2011 2:17 pm
Pork rind?
plthijinx • Jan 10, 2011 2:25 pm
pork ribs?

shawnee, where was the kabob recipe again? i want to cook that for dinner....
monster • Jan 10, 2011 2:50 pm
no no no no no
plthijinx • Jan 10, 2011 2:50 pm
i still can't find it but lemme see if i remember, it was chicken, whatev veggies fresh pineapple and then one side dipped in chile powder and the other in brown sugar then grilled. right?
footfootfoot • Jan 10, 2011 2:54 pm
pink grapefruit
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 2:55 pm
PLUS, wrap about a half slice of bacon around the chicken, after you've dipped in chili powder and brown sugar.
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 2:58 pm
gummy bear or gummy worm or gummy phone or gummy cat: something in the whole gummy realm?
monster • Jan 10, 2011 3:01 pm
HE FORGOT THE BACON! Burn him!

no, nothing gummy. Quite the opposite. Is it driving you nuts yet?
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 3:03 pm
It's a walnut?
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 3:04 pm
Peanut brittle?
plthijinx • Jan 10, 2011 3:06 pm
monster;704624 wrote:
HE FORGOT THE BACON! Burn him!....


AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! :smack:

ty shaw!
plthijinx • Jan 10, 2011 3:08 pm
flank steak fajita meat
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 3:13 pm
Eees not meat! ;)
monster • Jan 10, 2011 3:16 pm
you're getting closer, shaw.

it has no hair.

:bolt:
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 3:18 pm
A brazil nut?
footfootfoot • Jan 10, 2011 3:20 pm
some sort of crustacean or fish flesh
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 3:22 pm
I would think of fish as a type of meat.

I'm sure it's a nut. A nut with a brazilian would be hairless, no?

And the nickname for such nuts, I think, were clued in earlier...albeit obscurely. Oh please let me be right.
Though I can't take a picture.
Pico and ME • Jan 10, 2011 3:25 pm
maybe a pecan pie
monster • Jan 10, 2011 3:26 pm
Shawnee123;704637 wrote:
A brazil nut?


ding ding ding.
Shawnee123 • Jan 10, 2011 3:28 pm
:jig:

Sorry, can't contribute. Anyone else?
Shawnee123 • Jan 11, 2011 10:06 am
I broke the thread. :(

Come on, someone post something. I'll grab something off google if you don't!
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 10:13 am
gimme a sec
monster • Jan 11, 2011 10:43 am
de-spiked thistle
Shawnee123 • Jan 11, 2011 10:44 am
celery
glatt • Jan 11, 2011 10:46 am
that's awesome. I'm going with cucumber, but I doubt that's it.
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 10:48 am
You are all in the right kingdom, monster is closest but still w/o a cigar.
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 10:49 am
glatt;704841 wrote:
that's awesome. I'm going with cucumber, but I doubt that's it.

the spines are too regular for a cuke.
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 10:50 am
Shawnee123;704840 wrote:
celery

Uhh, where do you do your grocery shopping?
Shawnee123 • Jan 11, 2011 10:59 am
I never saw no celery at 54 billion magnification, how would I know? It's green.

Snot! It's SNOT!
monster • Jan 11, 2011 11:08 am
prickly pear
monster • Jan 11, 2011 11:11 am
the bottom part looks like a pumpkin vine and the top part the bastard offspring of a plucked puffer fish and an argyle sock. Is it edible?
Shawnee123 • Jan 11, 2011 11:13 am
Hmmm, it's made of rubber maybe? A "personal massager"?
monster • Jan 11, 2011 11:20 am
Shawnee123;704862 wrote:
Hmmm, it's made of rubber maybe? A "personal massager"?


footfootfoot;704844 wrote:
Uhh, where do you do your dildo shopping?


:lol:
Shawnee123 • Jan 11, 2011 11:20 am
Right next to where I do my snot shopping!
Spexxvet • Jan 11, 2011 11:22 am
monster;704858 wrote:
prickly pear


Yeah.
monster • Jan 11, 2011 11:22 am
Shawnee123;704866 wrote:
Right next to where I do my snot shopping!



mmmm lovely
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 11:22 am
Shawnee123;704862 wrote:
Hmmm, it's made of rubber maybe? A "personal massager"?


Shawnee WINS! not.

monster;704860 wrote:
the bottom part looks like a pumpkin vine and the top part the bastard offspring of a plucked puffer fish and an argyle sock. Is it edible?

It's interesting how unoriginal Mom Nature is. She's constantly cribbing from herself, stealing entire story lines, plots and dialogues and then just changing the location from San Francisco to Detroit.

[SIZE=3]Return of the Argyle Puffer Fish II:[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]this time it's personal[/SIZE]

But sadly, you are getting colder. and parts of it are edible, not the part you are looking at.
Shawnee123 • Jan 11, 2011 11:22 am
It's a dog toy.
monster • Jan 11, 2011 11:25 am
footfootfoot;704870 wrote:
It's interesting how unoriginal Mom Nature is. She's constantly cribbing from herself, stealing entire story lines, plots and dialogues and then just changing the location from San Francisco to Detroit.

[SIZE=3]Return of the Argyle Puffer Fish II:[/SIZE] [SIZE=3]this time it's personal[/SIZE]


Are you trying to tell me someone's used the argyle puffer fish line before in SF? When? Where? they must've cribbed my notes, i'll sue....
monster • Jan 11, 2011 11:26 am
artichoke?
Shawnee123 • Jan 11, 2011 11:27 am
brussels sprout?
monster • Jan 11, 2011 11:39 am
you don't eat enough vegetables, young lady
Shawnee123 • Jan 11, 2011 11:48 am
Those I do eat, I tend not to look at through a microscope.

OK: it's some ugly damn gross smelly green vegetable I wouldn't eat to save my life.

hmmmph
glatt • Jan 11, 2011 11:53 am
I really have no idea, but I'm going to say green leaf lettuce.

Speaking of which, my wife got a new cook book for Christmas, and we had these awesome lettuce wraps last night. Some sort of sweet and sour ground chicken with lime juice and red bell peppers and scallions all wrapped up in a big lettuce leaf. So freaking good. Rice on the side.

I hope that joins the rotation. Light and crispy and delicious. I had three, but could have eaten ten.
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 11:59 am
That sounds awesome. I will put that in my rotation.

Do you guys cry uncle yet?
monster • Jan 11, 2011 12:00 pm
you want us to call you uncle? do you have a puppy dog in your car?
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 12:05 pm
I'm an art lover...

(too obscure?)
monster • Jan 11, 2011 12:09 pm
prolly.

cry uncle is uniquely american btw.
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 12:48 pm
[YOUTUBE]dAfxWV4eCiM[/YOUTUBE]
monster • Jan 11, 2011 12:49 pm
Echinacea?
monster • Jan 11, 2011 12:51 pm
ha, yes that was too obscure for me
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 12:51 pm
back on track
monster • Jan 11, 2011 12:53 pm
I was on track. Echinacea
monster • Jan 11, 2011 12:54 pm
sunflower
Clodfobble • Jan 11, 2011 1:01 pm
Nopalito.
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 1:03 pm
There are too many flowers in the world.
footfootfoot • Jan 11, 2011 1:05 pm
monster;704917 wrote:
I was on track. Echinacea

I know, Ms. Defensive. I was saying (you are now) back on track.
Decaf for you or a glass of wine.
monster • Jan 11, 2011 1:09 pm
no no no I neeed more caffeine............

Dandelion was next on my agenda. But I didn't get it, so I'm spared taking a pic.... :lol:
Pico and ME • Jan 11, 2011 1:59 pm
I dont know, dandelion is just a teeny sunflower. I think you won.
Gravdigr • Jan 12, 2011 1:18 pm
monster;704886 wrote:
you want us to call you uncle? do you have a puppy dog in your car?


I bet he has candy in his van, too.
TheMercenary • Jan 12, 2011 1:55 pm
Ok, Foot3, looks like you go again... hit us.
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 18, 2011 9:36 am
I'll jump in here.
This shouldn't be too hard.
glatt • Jan 18, 2011 9:56 am
Some crushed stone underwater. But I don't know what that horizontal thing is.
Pete Zicato • Jan 18, 2011 10:11 am
Bottom of fish tank with air line.
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 18, 2011 10:11 am
2 out of three, Glatt.
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 18, 2011 10:22 am
@Pete, nope.


btw, I *love* that tag line! There's an acoustic duo called theMadTeaParty, check'em out.
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 10:24 am
Some kind of cable, for cable-type purposi.
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 18, 2011 10:26 am
No cable or purposi involved.
;)
monster • Jan 18, 2011 10:26 am
air tube
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 10:26 am
A fault line?
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 18, 2011 10:28 am
monster&Shawnee, nope.
monster • Jan 18, 2011 10:31 am
chameleon eel
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 18, 2011 10:34 am
lol@monster

OffTopic-For Pete...
http://www.youtube.com/madteapartymusic#p/u/4/6lBC5fkz9D4
wolf • Jan 18, 2011 10:34 am
Swordfish?
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 10:38 am
The pointy thing at the front of the boat, the Titanic maybe.
Undertoad • Jan 18, 2011 11:19 am
This is NOT the Python(tm) aquarium water siphon system?
monster • Jan 18, 2011 11:20 am
This is NOT the droids you are looking for
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 11:24 am
This is NOT a step.
monster • Jan 18, 2011 11:52 am
Is it the shallow grave of a dead hobo?
Pete Zicato • Jan 18, 2011 12:01 pm
monster;706354 wrote:
Is it the shallow grave of a dead hobo?


The shallow watery grave of a dead hobo?


[I dunno. It just seemed to sound right.]
plthijinx • Jan 18, 2011 12:38 pm
piece of driftwood
monster • Jan 18, 2011 3:25 pm
It's a shark!
Gravdigr • Jan 20, 2011 3:02 am
Is it a fish bowl?
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 20, 2011 8:21 pm
Gravedigger is on the right track;
and UT, monster, and Shawnee123 are right, it's NOT.
Actually, it's a crop from a pic of the fountain in front of theClevelandClinic.
Lamplighter • Jan 20, 2011 8:29 pm
Isn't it amazing what can be done now with industrial strength glass !

Some glass walls and enclosures at zoo's and aquariums are scary.
I took a pic of my G-daughter when she was about 4yrs, standing by a polar bear
with only a few inches of clear glass between her and it's nose.
Gravdigr • Jan 21, 2011 5:31 pm
Pretty cool fountain thingy.
Gravdigr • Jan 26, 2011 7:46 am
I'll have a go....

Probably won't take too long, but, What Is This?
glatt • Jan 26, 2011 8:13 am
pepper mill?
Gravdigr • Jan 26, 2011 4:32 pm
Nope. I thought one of you might get it first try. I consider this a success.
TheMercenary • Jan 26, 2011 8:58 pm
Inside of a Rifle bolt.
plthijinx • Jan 26, 2011 9:48 pm
looks automotive. like a cam sensor (flashbacks!) shaft or something.
monster • Jan 26, 2011 9:52 pm
Cupholder with baby's earring stuck in the bottom
HungLikeJesus • Jan 27, 2011 12:13 am
What crazy parent would put earrings on a baby?
zippyt • Jan 27, 2011 12:15 am
oil pump
plthijinx • Jan 27, 2011 12:16 am
distributor
BigV • Jan 27, 2011 12:24 am
gravdigr... I don't know. it looks familiar, a pinion gear for some purpose. not a starter motor. not a drive pinion for a little electric vehicle. not the base of your blender... I don't know.

dammit.

so I will answer your question with a question.
BigV • Jan 27, 2011 12:27 am
What is this?
Gravdigr • Jan 27, 2011 2:09 am
You are all wrong so far. Nobody is warm. Excellent guesses though...


Big V, watch band?
BigV • Jan 27, 2011 2:14 am
Hiya gravdigr

Nope.

clue: Flint's gonna be *so* pissed.
Gravdigr • Jan 27, 2011 2:19 am
Since most of the usual suspects have weighed in, I'll go ahead and give this one up.

It's the top of the fuel valve on a butane lighter.

Thanks for playing, tune in again next time for more "What Is It?".
Gravdigr • Jan 27, 2011 2:22 am
BigV;708411 wrote:
clue: Flint's gonna be *so* pissed.


Is it a butt-fuck-somebody-in-the-mouth machine?
BigV • Jan 27, 2011 2:25 am
good pic you! I would not have guessed that one. thank you for showing mercy.

your second answer, no. not even flint is that tightassed.
Gravdigr • Jan 27, 2011 2:31 am
Well, I can see that, clearly, it's several &#402;ucking metal bars...
Undertoad • Jan 27, 2011 9:10 am
There must be a hundred &#402;ucking metal bars in V's latest.

Come to think of it, that's my guess. a hundred &#402;ucking metal bars.
zippyt • Jan 27, 2011 9:12 am
Pipe Organ V
glatt • Jan 27, 2011 9:14 am
Gravdigr;708412 wrote:
It's the top of the fuel valve on a butane lighter.


Excellent!
monster • Jan 27, 2011 9:26 am
HungLikeJesus;708375 wrote:
What crazy parent would put earrings on a baby?


"Baby" is the term Grav uses for his main squeeze, his honey. ;)
monster • Jan 27, 2011 9:29 am
corrugated card for packing curved &#402;ucking metal bars
BigV • Jan 27, 2011 2:33 pm
Gravdigr;708415 wrote:
Well, I can see that, clearly, it's several ƒucking metal bars...


Undertoad;708440 wrote:
There must be a hundred ƒucking metal bars in V's latest.

Come to think of it, that's my guess. a hundred ƒucking metal bars.


Partial credit to both of you--427 metal bars to be precise. Can you be more specific?
wolf • Jan 27, 2011 2:35 pm
The Metal Bar thingy? Burnished Stainless Steel Wolfgang Puck Signature Sushi Roller. ($49.95 at Macy's, and way better than that bamboo thing you struggle with making at-home sushi. This one includes a magic freezy liquid in the bars. Pop it in the freezer while you're preparing your sticky rice, and it will be the perfect temperature to keep your raw squid from getting too warm and growing botulism).
BigV • Jan 27, 2011 2:39 pm
oooooo wolf! that answer is so good I'm gonna go get one just so your answer is right. but until then, your answer is, sadly, wrong. HM would probably know....
Happy Monkey • Jan 27, 2011 2:49 pm
Enough pegs for 106.75 bunk beds?
Happy Monkey • Jan 27, 2011 2:50 pm
Or rare earth magnets.
BigV • Jan 27, 2011 3:04 pm
It is several hundred f*cking metal bar rare earth magnets. These are polarized along the long axis so that if you looked at the cylinder from the end and imposed an imaginary clock face on the surface, 9-3 would be North and 3-9 would be South. They're a lot of fun to doodle around with. They're strong but very tiny, maybe 3/8" long and less than 1/16" diameter. I think they'd be good in a project. Just don't know what project yet.
Sundae • Jan 27, 2011 3:05 pm
HungLikeJesus;708375 wrote:
What crazy parent would put earrings on a baby?

Really?
You've never seen this?

Admittedly I've probably only seen them from about a year old, but I'm pretty sure that there are parents who pierce their daughters' ears younger.
Nirvana • Jan 27, 2011 4:37 pm
I hope this isn't too easy ;)
footfootfoot • Jan 27, 2011 4:55 pm
9 animal butts in a snow storm. The tails look pretty wide, are they rhinos?
Nirvana • Jan 27, 2011 4:58 pm
Sort of and No!
Gravdigr • Jan 27, 2011 5:42 pm
Cow ass? Ox ass?
Nirvana • Jan 27, 2011 5:48 pm
I knew it was too easy! :)
BigV • Jan 27, 2011 7:41 pm
footfootfoot;708564 wrote:
9 animal butts in a snow storm. The tails look pretty w-i-d-e, are they beavers?


ftfy
Clodfobble • Jan 27, 2011 11:51 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:
Admittedly I've probably only seen them from about a year old, but I'm pretty sure that there are parents who pierce their daughters' ears younger.


There are many Hispanic families around here that get it done as early as 6 weeks old.
plthijinx • Jan 27, 2011 11:59 pm
Clodfobble;708634 wrote:
There are many Hispanic families around here that get it done as early as 6 weeks old.


i second that!

gawd. another 10 weeks in the cellar shitter!
Flint • Jan 28, 2011 12:11 am
BigV;708541 wrote:
It is several hundred f*cking metal bar rare earth magnets. ... They're a lot of fun to doodle around with. They're strong but very tiny, maybe 3/8" long and less than 1/16" diameter. I think they'd be good in a project. Just don't know what project yet.

Mount them on the end of a power drill. CRT monitor scrambler/de-scramblers. You probably already did that...




&#402;lint could be my new name. 143 posts ago.
wolf • Jan 28, 2011 11:59 am
Sundae Girl;708542 wrote:
Really?
You've never seen this?

Admittedly I've probably only seen them from about a year old, but I'm pretty sure that there are parents who pierce their daughters' ears younger.


I've seen Hispanic babies just old enough for their first trip outside into the world with ear piercings. I don't get it.

I've also seen it on twins, easier for telling them apart than marking the bottom of one foot with a Sharpie.
Gravdigr • Feb 1, 2011 3:55 am
monster;708334 wrote:
Cupholder with baby's earring stuck in the bottom


monster;708447 wrote:
"Baby" is the term Grav uses for his main squeeze, his honey. ;)


Gasp! You do listen!! I bet you care about my fiber, too.

:p:
Gravdigr • Feb 1, 2011 5:31 pm
Here's another quickie. Prolly an easy one.

What is this?
zippyt • Feb 1, 2011 5:46 pm
does it have Any thing to do with Fucking Metal Bars ??
footfootfoot • Feb 1, 2011 5:58 pm
toaster, bread, piece of a rainbow?
Clodfobble • Feb 1, 2011 7:27 pm
Sunbeam is a brand of appliances and cookware. I think that's the indentation in a baked product made by the tiny logo on the bottom of the baking surface.
glatt • Feb 1, 2011 8:25 pm
It's some kind of paper. You can see the upper edge was torn off with one of those metal knives embedded in the side of a box. It looks too dark to be parchment paper, which would be the obvious guess, unless it's burnt. Kraft paper?
footfootfoot • Feb 1, 2011 8:59 pm
Image

It's definitely the logo of the appliance company, not the bread company. It looks like a water mark or a very old version of the logo.
Gravdigr • Feb 2, 2011 4:07 am
zippyt;709219 wrote:
does it have Any thing to do with Fucking Metal Bars ??


no

footfootfoot;709222 wrote:
toaster, bread, piece of a rainbow?


no, no, "piece of a rainbow" :lol2: no

Clodfobble;709229 wrote:
Sunbeam is a brand of appliances and cookware. I think that's the indentation in a baked product made by the tiny logo on the bottom of the baking surface.


Right direction, kinda. And, no.

glatt;709233 wrote:
It's some kind of paper. You can see the upper edge was torn off with one of those metal knives embedded in the side of a box. It looks too dark to be parchment paper, which would be the obvious guess, unless it's burnt. Kraft paper?


no

footfootfoot;709242 wrote:
It looks like a water mark or a very old version of the logo.


No, and no.

You might be over-thinking this one, folks.

Some of you brighter Dwellars need to enlighten some of the dim bulbs. Any ideas?
plthijinx • Feb 2, 2011 12:54 pm
the logo from an authorized sunbeam appliance repair shop?
footfootfoot • Feb 2, 2011 1:56 pm
It's a sunbeam logo branding iron for making a sunbeam logo on your toast or BigV's butt.
Gravdigr • Feb 3, 2011 2:02 am
I'll give you til sometime tomorrow...(I'm pretty surprised, I thought someone was gonna get it there for a minute.)


Oh and plt and foot: no.
Gravdigr • Feb 3, 2011 2:04 am
To be clear: It is a Sunbeam logo...(I know that helps;))
footfootfoot • Feb 3, 2011 10:21 am
A tattoo! j/k
It's odd because it looks painted like the pattern on old wallpaper.
Undertoad • Feb 3, 2011 10:27 am
The version of the logo that somebody drew to give to the graphic designers to make a prettier one.
Spexxvet • Feb 3, 2011 10:35 am
Written on a pancake, with syrup.
monster • Feb 3, 2011 10:42 am
Someone designer-bleached their asshole so it has the Sunbeam logo....
Gravdigr • Feb 3, 2011 4:50 pm
monster;709466 wrote:
Someone designer-bleached their asshole so it has the Sunbeam logo....


Cross-thread humor, I like!

'Asshole' is so crass, I prefer the term 'starfish'.
Gravdigr • Feb 3, 2011 4:52 pm
And the winner is: Nobody.

Thanks for playing, we'll see ya next time on "What Is This?"
footfootfoot • Feb 4, 2011 2:49 pm
Good one!
Happy Monkey • Mar 5, 2011 2:14 pm
Image
ZenGum • Mar 5, 2011 7:11 pm
Foldable artists easel?
Happy Monkey • Mar 5, 2011 8:08 pm
Nope.

It's one of two parts.
ZenGum • Mar 5, 2011 8:22 pm
Picture framing kit?
Happy Monkey • Mar 5, 2011 8:25 pm
Nope.

I made it, custom.
Nirvana • Mar 5, 2011 10:22 pm
Anatomical measuring device?
Happy Monkey • Mar 5, 2011 10:32 pm
This is the other part:

Image
Flint • Mar 6, 2011 1:43 am
You slide those little brackets together, the scratches leading up are on the same side on both ends. I thought this was the ceiling but I can't figure out a use for the piece with holes in it...which looks like a skandia-type shelf upright...which would mean this is the intersection of two walls and the orientation of the photo is rotated. Don't recognize the little z-shaped pegs...or can think of a reason why they would be inside the two pieces... If they were on the outside and this was the ceiling they would fall out... If the holes run through and this is on the wall, then... . . .
Gravdigr • Mar 6, 2011 2:20 am
Bracket for mounting a sex swing?
Rhianne • Mar 6, 2011 9:00 am
For hanging pots/kitchen utensils?
Flint • Mar 6, 2011 11:08 am
Oh...the white stripe on the inside of the first photo is the finished edge, in other words the z-shaped pegs are inside the two pieces and the long part of them goes across the slot which is an opening on the bottom of the bottom piece, when the pieces are connected.

You set the spacing of the, let's call them "hangers" on the inside, and slide the brackets together.

Why are they z-shaped, why not u-shaped and go in the holes on both sides? Well if you had one facing in from each direction, something hung across both would have some wiggle room, but only until the point where it caught on the upwards-facing side of the z. And you can't go over the top of that because it is inside the two pieces. Although not enough that the upwards facing points have ever scratched the bottom of the top piece.
Happy Monkey • Mar 6, 2011 12:12 pm
Flint's got the geometry right.

I just made it last week.
Happy Monkey • Mar 6, 2011 2:46 pm
Image
GunMaster357 • Mar 7, 2011 4:28 am
A loom?
glatt • Mar 7, 2011 8:37 am
So I cheated, and clicked through to the big pictures on flickr and I still got nothin'.

What are those little spools of mono filament line? Is this a hanger for tape art? I kind of doubt it, because it's so elaborate, and you could just hang them from a curtain rod or something.
Clodfobble • Mar 7, 2011 10:10 am
glatt wrote:
I kind of doubt it, because it's so elaborate, and you could just hang them from a curtain rod or something.


I think elaborate is a pretty accurate word to describe Happy Monkey, though. :) I suspect that it is indeed a gadget for effectively stringing many tape ornaments across the middle of the room.
Happy Monkey • Mar 7, 2011 10:31 am
It is a hanger for tape art! Not many ornaments across a room, but one big one in front of a wall:

Image
glatt • Mar 7, 2011 10:34 am
Ha! Well, OK then.
It looks very nice. Almost like crown molding or something. And the tape art looks great.
Clodfobble • Mar 7, 2011 1:59 pm
Oh, the hooks and fishing line are hidden inside. I hadn't understood that part. It looks nice! It's not hanging in the middle though, that would bug me if it were in my house.
Gravdigr • Mar 7, 2011 2:04 pm
Cool.
glatt • Mar 7, 2011 2:05 pm
Clodfobble;715394 wrote:
It's not hanging in the middle though, that would bug me if it were in my house.


You're evil. :)

It's like at my last eye exam, my doctor asked me if all the floaters in my eyes bugged me. Well, they hadn't, but now that you mention it...
Happy Monkey • Mar 7, 2011 6:38 pm
It was hanging in the middle, but due to some architectural issues (that duct, or beam, or whatever in the top right), the spot where I "centered" the hanger, did not line up with where the sculpture would look most centered. I may move the hanger at some point, but it's fine for now.
Clodfobble • Mar 7, 2011 11:36 pm
Well, if it looks centered in the room as a whole, that's more important. Now you should install some little gallery lights to point at it!
plthijinx • Mar 8, 2011 12:15 am
i'm at a loss...this is a real good one.....
plthijinx • Mar 8, 2011 12:16 am
oh ffs. maybe i oughta look at the last page..

off work got my drunk on.....sue me, lol
Shawnee123 • Mar 8, 2011 8:25 am
plthijinx;715534 wrote:
oh ffs. maybe i oughta look at the last page..

off work got my drunk on.....sue me, lol


My attorney, Mr Cohen, will be contacting you shortly.

;)
footfootfoot • Mar 9, 2011 9:27 pm
Shawnee123;715556 wrote:
My attorney, Mr Cohen, will be contacting you shortly.

;)
plthijinx • Mar 9, 2011 9:36 pm
i;ll have a go at this. sorry it;s a little blurry. new phone has probs up close...
footfootfoot • Mar 9, 2011 9:42 pm
looks like a catch on a suitcase or camera
plthijinx • Mar 9, 2011 9:44 pm
too damn easy i knew it. your close 3foot
plthijinx • Mar 9, 2011 9:49 pm
which is it?
footfootfoot • Mar 9, 2011 11:11 pm
looks very camera-ish. German. 1950-1970

except I don't like the look of the oval head philips screw. That doesn't seem right.
wolf • Mar 9, 2011 11:27 pm
Kind of reminds me of an old shutter release timer on an SLR camera, so it's probably an interior latch from a suitcase.
glatt • Mar 10, 2011 8:48 am
I know this one. I have this camera.

It's the shutter release on a Kodak Duaflex II camera, but your model is slightly different from this one I found online. It has small decorative ridges in the metal.
plthijinx • Mar 10, 2011 10:23 am
ding ding ding! well done glatt
Gravdigr • Mar 10, 2011 4:19 pm
How's your colon?
Flint • Mar 24, 2011 9:47 pm
[COLOR="White"]...[/COLOR]
footfootfoot • Mar 24, 2011 9:53 pm
is it acoustically transparent?
Flint • Mar 24, 2011 9:59 pm
Is it a whosa-whatsit? No.
TheMercenary • Mar 24, 2011 10:12 pm
Template.
zippyt • Mar 24, 2011 10:55 pm
Plastic pad put on the carpet , you guys Moved the coffee table or some such , its octagonal, or septaWhositz
Flint • Mar 24, 2011 11:03 pm
Nope, nope.

Well it involves the concept of a template.
Clodfobble • Mar 25, 2011 12:17 am
It's berber carpet, obviously!

Covered by... something.
capnhowdy • Mar 25, 2011 6:04 am
Breadboard for electronic circuitry?
glatt • Mar 25, 2011 8:26 am
Something with a drum. A template for laying out a band name logo to put on one of your drums.
Flint • Mar 25, 2011 8:50 am
These are all good tries, but you're not getting it yet.
infinite monkey • Mar 25, 2011 9:30 am
A built-in indoor trampoline?

A landing pad for alien spaceships?

Can you give a hint, because this one is driving me bonkers.
classicman • Mar 25, 2011 9:36 am
It certainly looks like a drum head. Why all the markings?
So that you can customize it, artistically?
Flint • Mar 25, 2011 11:24 am
Nope, nope, nope.

Think about the materials...how it was made, and why.
footfootfoot • Mar 25, 2011 12:14 pm
I see paper, tape (double stick?), and small markings at regular spacing, maybe every inch?

Are they for plotting some sort of graph or enlarging or reducing a drawing that then gets transferred to something like a drum head? Are you going to Peartify your drums?
infinite monkey • Mar 25, 2011 12:34 pm
Is it something to do with some kind of satellite dish?
HungLikeJesus • Mar 25, 2011 1:37 pm
Is it a template for making drum heads?
Tulip • Mar 25, 2011 2:00 pm
it's for cross stitching. hehe...just kidding...:p:
glatt • Mar 25, 2011 2:12 pm
is it a template for putting a design on a drum head?
Flint • Mar 25, 2011 3:31 pm
Please, allow me to relieve you of the misapprehension that this has anything to do with drums, drum heads etc. It doesn't.
footfootfoot • Mar 25, 2011 3:58 pm
What kind of head is it for?
infinite monkey • Mar 25, 2011 4:04 pm
So, does it have something to do with drums?

A base for a pop-up tent?
glatt • Mar 25, 2011 4:13 pm
Is it a template for a sumo robot battle ring?
footfootfoot • Mar 25, 2011 4:58 pm
If those are 1 inch spaces it is ~20" dia.

What is the material? Paper? Why the tape at the circumference?
footfootfoot • Mar 25, 2011 5:00 pm
You're making an air gladiator ring
infinite monkey • Mar 25, 2011 5:03 pm
footfootfoot;718706 wrote:
If those are 1 inch spaces it is ~20" dia.

What is the material? Paper? Why the tape at the circumference?


So, a pup tent?
Flint • Mar 25, 2011 5:59 pm
footfootfoot;718625 wrote:
I see paper, tape (double stick?), and small markings at regular spacing, maybe every inch?


footfootfoot;718706 wrote:
If those are 1 inch spaces it is ~20" dia.

What is the material? Paper? Why the tape at the circumference?
Yes, double-stick tape, markings at 1" increments. The question is: why?
HungLikeJesus • Mar 25, 2011 6:00 pm
footfootfoot;718706 wrote:
If those are 1 inch spaces it is ~20" dia.

What is the material? Paper? Why the tape at the circumference?


I measured it with my ruler - the marks at the bottom/left are farther apart than the marks at the top/right.
Griff • Mar 25, 2011 6:34 pm
Drum kit layout for road gigs.
glatt • Mar 25, 2011 6:38 pm
Ooh! A template for laying out the design for a drum stool.
footfootfoot • Mar 25, 2011 6:59 pm
HungLikeJesus;718717 wrote:
I measured it with my ruler - the marks at the bottom/left are farther apart than the marks at the top/right.


don't start, next you'll say it's elliptical.
Flint • Mar 25, 2011 7:53 pm
Griff;718725 wrote:
Drum kit layout for road gigs.


glatt;718726 wrote:
Ooh! A template for laying out the design for a drum stool.


Looks like you guys think you're a couple of jokers here, huh? We'll just see how funny it is when... well I guess I can't really do anything about it.
footfootfoot • Mar 25, 2011 8:34 pm
Flint;718716 wrote:
Yes, double-stick tape, markings at 1" increments. The question is: why?


well markings like that are often used to plot points on an xy graph for lots of applications, transferring or scaling drawings is one type of application, depicting data is another. Why a circle? What is circular besides drum heads and cymbals? (and besides, scaling and transferring drawings this way is terribly retro) Windows can be circular, game boards could be circular.

But why the tape? why does this need to be carefully taped/registered in place?

Something to do with checking the area of rectangles or other shapes? Some type of measuring device?
capnhowdy • Mar 25, 2011 8:40 pm
A drummer's stool strainer?
footfootfoot • Mar 25, 2011 8:42 pm
capnhowdy;718737 wrote:
A drummer's stool strainer?


Do drummers typically have chunky stools?
HungLikeJesus • Mar 25, 2011 8:50 pm
Flint is working on the design of his doomsday bunker.
monster • Mar 25, 2011 9:16 pm
It's to stick on the top of an uplighting floor lamp. You'll prick holes in it to recreate the night sky on your family room ceiling.
Spexxvet • Mar 26, 2011 8:57 am
You said prick.:p:
Spexxvet • Mar 26, 2011 8:58 am
It's a for a pizza pan.
Image
Flint • Mar 26, 2011 10:55 am
footfootfoot;718736 wrote:

But why the tape? why does this need to be carefully taped/registered in place?
Double-sided tape.
footfootfoot • Mar 26, 2011 11:31 am
I know it's double sided, am I looking through something clear at the paper below? Is this some sort of erasable plotting device that uses a china marker to write on glass or plastic?
footfootfoot • Mar 26, 2011 11:33 am
looking closer at the tape I can see where the tape isn't in contact with the glass or plastic, so we are looking through onto the paper, or what ever it is, Still no idea of the function.
Flint • Mar 26, 2011 11:51 am
So could you describe to me exactly what configuration of the materials you think you're looking at?
Flint • Mar 26, 2011 11:55 am
footfootfoot;718778 wrote:
I know it's double sided, am I looking through something clear at the paper below? Is this some sort of erasable plotting device that uses a china marker to write on glass or plastic?

Sorry, missed this post. This is what it is, although I use dry-erase markers. Any ideas why I would need a 1" grid?
Flint • Mar 26, 2011 11:56 am
I use this for a very specific activity that I'm waiting for somebody to think of.
HungLikeJesus • Mar 26, 2011 12:31 pm
Flint;718787 wrote:
I use this for a very specific activity that I'm waiting for somebody to think of.


HungLikeJesus;718740 wrote:
Flint is working on the design of his doomsday bunker.
Gravdigr • Mar 27, 2011 12:12 pm
Are you re-caning a chair?

Are you preparing to custom wrap dice?

Are you preparing a display for your remarkable bullion cube collection?
Gravdigr • Mar 27, 2011 12:12 pm
An origami doohickey?
footfootfoot • Mar 27, 2011 9:05 pm
does it involve scoring a game or keeping track of changing data?
Is it used for plotting points?
Is the circular shape critical to its function?
Spexxvet • Mar 28, 2011 9:22 am
making a pocketbook.

playing battleship

making a stencil for checkerboard pants

guide for ass hairplugs
Undertoad • Mar 28, 2011 9:24 am
&#402;ucking metal bar holder
infinite monkey • Mar 28, 2011 9:45 am
I've ceased to care. :p:

What is it, already?
Flint • Mar 28, 2011 11:10 am
It's a sheet of Ghostlines poster board, with 1" grid marked off, double-sided taped to the bottom of a 20" diameter piece of table glass. The glass is round because that is what I had on hand. I would have prefered a larger, rectangular piece of table glass.

I draw on the glass surface with dry erase markers; the grid serves as a guide/measure for the dimensions of the drawing.

What is it?
It is used in a game. The game is played on a 1" grid. Any ideas? It's not Battleship.
glatt • Mar 28, 2011 11:11 am
Dungeons and Dragons?
infinite monkey • Mar 28, 2011 11:12 am
Chinese checkers?
Flint • Mar 28, 2011 11:14 am
glatt;719017 wrote:
Dungeons and Dragons?

Yes, it is a homemade "battlemat" for staging Dungeons & Drangons encounters. Glatt wins again.

I've been going on Saturday nights to a D&D group at an old, dear friend of mine's house. We bring the kids (he and his wife have similar-aged kids) and they have a movie watching slumber party while the adults relive our nerdy youths around the dining room table. Our awesome, nerdy wives play with D&D with us. We play the new 4e (4th Edition) D&D, which incidentally is not produced TSR anymore, but Wizards of the Coast, who is now owned by Hasbro.

I suppose this is akin to some earlier generation's playing of Bridge or some such activity.
Glinda • Mar 28, 2011 11:15 am
Scrabble?
glatt • Mar 28, 2011 11:32 am
That's so awesome that your wives play too.

I occasionally play a game I invented called "Captain Justice" with my kids. It's a very loosely run role playing game where we just talk about what we do. We're superheros and it's a lot of work coming up with new missions and bad guys to fight, so I get sick of playing it, but my kids love it.
Flint • Mar 28, 2011 11:38 am
That's awesome to hear glatt, because I realized I could play D&D with my kids on this homemade board. With some exciting drawings, fun miniatures, and lowering the burden of "rules" while raising the ability of "imagination" to create, as you say, a very loosely run RPG. Glad to hear you've tried this and it works!
glatt • Mar 28, 2011 11:51 am
They love the imagination part of it.

One of their favorite parts is where I get lazy and say we have to do some sort of Olympic competition against a rival good super hero league. It's a lot easier than thinking up a mission. Usually the competitions are silly ones. Like you have to harvest the honey from a hive of honey bees. Your character has the power of flight and speed and x-ray vision, and your opponent is the Hulk. You calmly harvest the honey, fighting your urge to go fast, and wearing the beekeeper suit and using the smoke. Meanwhile, the Hulk gets stung a few times, gets really pissed off, and smashes his hive. You win.
Flint • Mar 28, 2011 12:44 pm
I'm thinking of ways to make it more of a puzzle-solving RPG (less violent), although my wife points out correctly that the kids do need to learn strategic thinking. We could pepper the game with suggestions from Machiavelli and Sun Tzu.
Spexxvet • Mar 28, 2011 2:01 pm
What is this?
Happy Monkey • Mar 28, 2011 2:06 pm
Flocking?
Spexxvet • Mar 28, 2011 2:17 pm
no
Undertoad • Mar 28, 2011 2:20 pm
This is M&Ms being sold in bulk.
Spexxvet • Mar 28, 2011 2:24 pm
Undertoad;719097 wrote:
This is M&Ms being sold in bulk.


Bingo! At the M&M store near Times Square.
infinite monkey • Mar 28, 2011 2:26 pm
They looked so tiny I was not thinking M's at all!
Spexxvet • Mar 28, 2011 2:27 pm
...
Spexxvet • Mar 28, 2011 2:45 pm
and mixes
Gravdigr • Mar 29, 2011 4:52 pm
Undertoad;718984 wrote:
ƒucking metal bar holder


So full of WIN!, it's overflowing.
Gravdigr • Mar 29, 2011 4:53 pm
Flint;719024 wrote:
Yes, it is a homemade "battlemat" for staging Dungeons & Drangons encounters. Glatt wins again.


+10 bonus for Cool.
TheMercenary • Mar 31, 2011 9:32 am
Flint;719024 wrote:
Yes, it is a homemade "battlemat" for staging Dungeons & Drangons encounters. Glatt wins again.


I never would have guessed that.
footfootfoot • Apr 2, 2011 9:55 am
What's Dungeons & Dragons?
casimendocina • Apr 2, 2011 10:05 am
footfootfoot;720509 wrote:
What's Dungeons & Dragons?


Medieval role playing game. Those who know more about it can provide more detail/correct any misconceptions.
footfootfoot • Apr 2, 2011 10:15 am
;) If it weren't for sarcasm I wouldn't have any casm at all.
Gravdigr • Apr 2, 2011 5:13 pm
Wiki article.


ETA: Nevermind.
casimendocina • Apr 3, 2011 1:01 am
While we're talking about D & D, this is the perfect time to check out:

Tripod's Hot Girl in the Comic Shop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7O4izi1fQE
(the image quality isn't that great on this one and there was also a clip from a live performance, but I didn't like what they'd done with the riffs, so this one, it is)

There was a, hot girl in the comic shop
and I didn't know what to do.
There was a, hot girl in the comic shop
She was lookin' at Doctor Who.
There was an actual girl in the comic shop
What am i meant to say?
I had to check to make sure that she wasn't just
a human sized cardboard display.
My competition was a kid with pimples and a guy in a wheelchair,
so i knew i had to act fast
So many questions in my mind
What would be a good pick-up line?
Why had a hot girl just walked in?
If the Hulk fought Spiderman, who would win?
Good question...
I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his web
and his manual dexterity
But then again the Hulk's endurance is limitless
and he's much stronger than spidey would be.
There was a,
hot girl in the comic shop,
just a minute ago.
There was a,
hot girl in the comic shop,
did anyone see her go?
Had she come to the comic shop lookin' for love?
Guess i'll never know
Sundae • Apr 3, 2011 7:59 am
I think the above is why my ex-husband (who owned a comic shop) started pursuing me.
Except I was lookin' at Vertigo comics, not Doctor Who.
casimendocina • Apr 3, 2011 11:54 am
Sundae Girl;720704 wrote:
I think the above is why my ex-husband (who owned a comic shop) started pursuing me.
Except I was lookin' at Vertigo comics, not Doctor Who.


Was he easily distracted with theoretical discussions of the kind mentioned in the song?
Sundae • Apr 3, 2011 1:52 pm
Actually he was smarter than that.
casimendocina • Apr 5, 2011 5:37 am
Sundae Girl;720748 wrote:
Actually he was smarter than that.


:)
toranokaze • Apr 6, 2011 1:05 am
footfootfoot;720509 wrote:
What's Dungeons & Dragons?


about $20 a book
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 4:06 pm
Heres a good one
Image
DSCF7122 by zippyt, on Flickr
infinite monkey • Apr 6, 2011 4:16 pm
Printed circuit board what been 'tinned'?
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 4:26 pm
Nope
infinite monkey • Apr 6, 2011 4:26 pm
Hmmm, looks like solder...a shiny 60/40 or something and a gritty sn10 or something.
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 4:29 pm
one could say its shiny
infinite monkey • Apr 6, 2011 4:31 pm
Rudolph's nose?
glatt • Apr 6, 2011 4:32 pm
thinset mortar, spread out with a notched trowel?
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 4:32 pm
Nope , not his ass eather
footfootfoot • Apr 6, 2011 4:33 pm
looks like a weld or an electron microscope shot of something. Maybe it is a picture of water and sand in the sunlight.
infinite monkey • Apr 6, 2011 4:35 pm
Yeah, was thinking of electron scope of something that has 'tinning' or solder...not even close, eh?
glatt • Apr 6, 2011 4:39 pm
I think it's something spread out with a v-notched trowel. Maybe not thin set mortar. Maybe vinyl floor adhesive. Something like that.
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 4:40 pm
Nope nope and Nope
classicman • Apr 6, 2011 4:50 pm
foil on the grill?
glatt • Apr 6, 2011 4:51 pm
This is a tough one. I like.
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 5:08 pm
nope

Here is a Hint

Its Bigger than a bread box
But smaller than a Bus
plthijinx • Apr 6, 2011 5:12 pm
Scale platform?
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 5:23 pm
God I hope Not !!!
Spexxvet • Apr 6, 2011 5:42 pm
Corrugated roofing
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 5:49 pm
Nope
Dude check yer Spex :)
plthijinx • Apr 6, 2011 6:03 pm
Piece of cut steel?
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 6:12 pm
yes it is steel ,
Cut at some point ,
And yes Fucking Metal bars are associated with it
plthijinx • Apr 6, 2011 7:47 pm
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! NOT ANOTHER JAIL CELL! FLASHBAAAAAAACKS! :bolt:
Clodfobble • Apr 6, 2011 10:27 pm
I'm going to guess it's steel that was accidentally scored in that fashion. Metal bars dragging across some surface where no metal bars were ever intended to drag.
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 10:52 pm
Enough guesses ,
Its a Gear , a BFG ( Big F**king Gear )
Image
DSCF7120 by zippyt, on Flickr
This is what its Supposed to look like ,
Image
DSCF7125 by zippyt, on Flickr

The Lube pump failed and No body cought it untill the gears Died HARD ,
See why Oil changes in yer car are SOOOOOO Important !!!!

Good round , Whos Next ??
monster • Apr 6, 2011 10:57 pm
is the pic b&w or is that the true color?
zippyt • Apr 6, 2011 11:09 pm
true color, with a flash even
BigV • Apr 7, 2011 12:25 am
What is this?
plthijinx • Apr 7, 2011 12:35 am
bale of hay?
BigV • Apr 7, 2011 1:00 am
negatory, Houston.
plthijinx • Apr 7, 2011 1:42 am
some sort of fiberboard or something like that. pressed and glued together perhaps.....
Griff • Apr 7, 2011 6:39 am
marigold seeds
glatt • Apr 7, 2011 8:03 am
zippyt;721560 wrote:
Enough guesses ,
Its a Gear , a BFG ( Big F**king Gear )


Excellent one Zippy. I initially was thinking gear, but it was so worn, I didn't see a single flat surface on it anywhere. I thought no way was it a gear. Well done!
classicman • Apr 7, 2011 9:44 am
The grass from under the tarp you FINALLY moved.
Undertoad • Apr 7, 2011 9:52 am
This is a bin of Thai [strike]lemon grass[/strike] sprouts waiting to be ordered and served.
infinite monkey • Apr 7, 2011 9:56 am
It's a close up of your merkin.
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 10:32 am
dandelion petals
Spexxvet • Apr 7, 2011 11:46 am
Excelsior!
infinite monkey • Apr 7, 2011 11:48 am
Easter basket grass
BigV • Apr 7, 2011 12:44 pm
footfootfoot;721656 wrote:
dandelion petals


[SIZE="4"][COLOR="Yellow"]Correct! [/COLOR][/SIZE]

Color me impressed! And yellow. I was asked "What's that on your face? You look... jaundiced". Apparently I'd scratched my nose, rubbed my face, whatever. My fingertips were definitely yellow. When I sifted them through my fingers they felt a little like down, but cooler and heavier. Lovely.

Care to answer the bonus question "What is it gonna be?"?
jimhelm • Apr 7, 2011 12:48 pm
tea?
glatt • Apr 7, 2011 1:01 pm
a parade float
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 1:04 pm
Dandelion wine

Send me a bottle for my prize.
BigV • Apr 7, 2011 1:12 pm
footfootfoot;721715 wrote:
Dandelion wine

Send me a bottle for my prize.


Correct again. Color me unsurprised. I will send you a bottle, but please be aware that the recipes all say that it's 6 months minimum before it's sufficiently ripe, and that maturing for a year greatly improves it. Which, honestly, is just too damn far over the time horizon to be a useful part of the feedback loop for me. For me. Here's the recipe I'm using, #2.
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 1:15 pm
OK If I get to making elderberry wine again this year I'll swap with you. and I did wait a year, and it was worth it.
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 1:26 pm
here's one
BigV • Apr 7, 2011 1:30 pm
Cheese, Gromit!
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 1:36 pm
too easy
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 1:43 pm
How about this?
infinite monkey • Apr 7, 2011 1:47 pm
A period cup?
glatt • Apr 7, 2011 2:03 pm
The grey thing on the right reminds me of an uncooked turkey or chicken thigh. You can see the pores from the plucked feathers. What the red liquid is, must be some sort of bloody liquid.
Edit: grey thing on the left looks like an ice cube. Put it all together, and it doesn't make sense to me.
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 2:17 pm
Chilling the freshly slaughtered bird
glatt • Apr 7, 2011 2:59 pm
Cool. I have no idea how to slaughter something properly. I guess you chill it right away as quickly as possible. I've hear fishing boats flash freeze their catch. I guess this is trying to get as close to that as is feasible on a small scale.
Gravdigr • Apr 7, 2011 4:12 pm
plthijinx;721524 wrote:
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! NOT ANOTHER JAIL CELL! FLASHBAAAAAAACKS! :bolt:


infinite monkey;721730 wrote:
A period cup?


:lol2:
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 4:37 pm
glatt;721746 wrote:
Cool. I have no idea how to slaughter something properly. I guess you chill it right away as quickly as possible. I've hear fishing boats flash freeze their catch. I guess this is trying to get as close to that as is feasible on a small scale.


maybe I will post a series of photos with a description as a how to.
glatt • Apr 7, 2011 5:29 pm
I would be interested in such a thread.
zippyt • Apr 7, 2011 9:58 pm
Here are some pics of the same gear from above ,
Image
Photo012 by zippyt, on Flickr

This is the gear it was running against ,
Image
Photo013 by zippyt, on Flickr

This is What they are supposed to look like ,
Image
Photo014 by zippyt, on Flickr
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 9:59 pm
damn that is some fucked up shit. It must have sounded like the hammers of hell. Awesome coffee table base. Just get a glass top.
zippyt • Apr 7, 2011 10:06 pm
this geas is about 2.5 feet wide , and weighs a few hundred lbs ,
I agree it would make a Cool coffie table ,
Carol Prolly wouldnt though ,
Hell she wouldnt even let me make a fountain from an Old Toilet
footfootfoot • Apr 7, 2011 10:14 pm
zippyt;721910 wrote:
this geas is about 2.5 feet wide , and weighs a few hundred lbs ,
I agree it would make a Cool coffie table ,
Carol Prolly wouldnt though ,
Hell she wouldnt even let me make a fountain from an Old Toilet


That may be a good thing...
zippyt • Apr 8, 2011 6:00 pm
Here's an EASY One ,
Image
Photo018 by zippyt, on Flickr
Flint • Apr 8, 2011 6:09 pm
Those gears-- son of a mother &#402;ucker!
jimhelm • Apr 8, 2011 6:17 pm
disc brake?
zippyt • Apr 8, 2011 7:12 pm
Nope
Rhianne • Apr 8, 2011 9:34 pm
Groove on a vinyl record.
footfootfoot • Apr 8, 2011 9:37 pm
looks like a roll of sheet metal
zippyt • Apr 8, 2011 9:56 pm
DING DING !!! Feetz Nailed it

Image
Photo017 by zippyt, on Flickr

See I told ya it was easy
Next
footfootfoot • Apr 8, 2011 10:01 pm
ok here's something that may be easy and hard. You see some version of this everyday. Practically everyone does.
footfootfoot • Apr 8, 2011 10:02 pm
Rhianne;722157 wrote:
Groove on a vinyl record.


groove is in the heart
zippyt • Apr 8, 2011 10:23 pm
smoke ring ??
monster • Apr 8, 2011 10:59 pm
coffee
footfootfoot • Apr 9, 2011 9:28 am
monster;722167 wrote:
coffee


close
Griff • Apr 9, 2011 10:07 am
coffee filter?
monster • Apr 9, 2011 10:28 am
teabag
footfootfoot • Apr 9, 2011 10:36 am
Griff;722216 wrote:
coffee filter?


correct
Griff • Apr 9, 2011 10:40 am
The cool kids use presses now.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 10, 2011 12:38 am
The really cool kids don't drink that shit.
HungLikeJesus • Apr 12, 2011 10:45 am
footfootfoot;721738 wrote:
Chilling the freshly slaughtered bird


That probably made it feel better.
glatt • Apr 14, 2011 3:46 pm
What is this? I think it's easy, but you never know. Sorry it's out of focus.
Happy Monkey • Apr 14, 2011 4:01 pm
canoooo?
HungLikeJesus • Apr 14, 2011 4:02 pm
Can you?
footfootfoot • Apr 14, 2011 4:10 pm
kayakkety yak
Don't paddle back
glatt • Apr 14, 2011 4:16 pm
Yeah, I knew it would be easy. It's the interior of a kayak, close relative of the canoe.

This specimen was found at the Native American Museum on my lunch hour. It's the boat on the upper left in this picture.
BigV • Apr 14, 2011 4:56 pm
I've heard the term baidarka used for that construction style. I don't see the classic split bow treatment I've seen on the other baidarkas. Here are a couple pics from the last one I saw in person.

They're *very* lightweight, and they flex. These are good qualities, but I think it would be scary to paddle. I feel like I'd put my foot right through it.
infinite monkey • Apr 14, 2011 4:57 pm
How! Does it run?
footfootfoot • Apr 14, 2011 7:11 pm
OK toughness, what's this?
jimhelm • Apr 14, 2011 7:30 pm
that's the new wallpaper on my desktop
zippyt • Apr 14, 2011 7:34 pm
And Boom Jim nails it !!
monster • Apr 14, 2011 9:02 pm
Cadbury's flake bar (chocolate)
footfootfoot • Apr 14, 2011 9:15 pm
zippyt;723121 wrote:
And Boom Jim nails it !!


That's true of anything Jim can get his hands on, from what I've heard.
monster • Apr 14, 2011 9:29 pm
Don't let him near Jesus!
zippyt • Apr 14, 2011 9:53 pm
the yard boy ??
monster • Apr 14, 2011 9:55 pm
Yeah, he's always hanging around. Makes me cross.
zippyt • Apr 14, 2011 10:04 pm
then he deserves to get got
jimhelm • Apr 14, 2011 10:18 pm
Yo Soy compadre, Jesus!

[YOUTUBE]ABGHJsRR1bQ[/YOUTUBE]
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 9:00 am
I don't know what it is, but that texture gives me the willies. :worried:
glatt • Apr 15, 2011 9:01 am
It reminds me of a fungus. But I have no idea what it is.
HungLikeJesus • Apr 15, 2011 9:14 am
Is it a picture you took yourself?
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 9:15 am
HungLikeJesus;723238 wrote:
Is it a picture you took of yourself?


What, like serious athlete's feetfeetfeet?
HungLikeJesus • Apr 15, 2011 9:18 am
On toast!
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 9:31 am
HungLikeJesus;723238 wrote:
Is it a picture you took yourself?


by myself, not of myself.
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 9:31 am
glatt;723233 wrote:
It reminds me of a fungus. But I have no idea what it is.


Not a fungus, not even remotely related.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 9:32 am
leather?
HungLikeJesus • Apr 15, 2011 9:42 am
footfootfoot;723247 wrote:
by myself, not of myself.


I think I was incorrectly using the reflexive pronoun.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 9:52 am
So, it's not leather...:eyebrow:
zippyt • Apr 15, 2011 11:35 am
Macro pic of yer wifes left pinky toenail
Happy Monkey • Apr 15, 2011 11:41 am
Rust?
Trilby • Apr 15, 2011 11:54 am
Rust Never Sleeps...
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 11:57 am
HungLikeJesus;723252 wrote:
I think I was incorrectly using the reflexive pronoun.


Cut that out.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 11:58 am
Jack Benny?
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 11:58 am
infinite monkey;723254 wrote:
So, it's not leather...:eyebrow:

right again, it's not leather.
zippyt;723273 wrote:
Macro pic of yer wifes left pinky toenail

No
Happy Monkey;723275 wrote:
Rust?

No
Brianna;723280 wrote:
Rust Never Sleeps...

rock and roll will never die
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 11:59 am
Hey hey my my

:zzz:
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 12:01 pm
no one accused you of being rusty, dusty.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 12:02 pm
Trusty.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 12:02 pm
OK, it's a close-up of some kind of cake?
BigV • Apr 15, 2011 12:09 pm
It looks like leaves, layered, then all trimmed together. Like I'd do to a bunch of collard greens, but I don't know any brown leaves. Tobacco comes to mind, but this doesn't seem right. It looks like a very tight crop given the distortion and the bluish pixels (I temporarily forget the name for this phenomenon). Something organic, perhaps the gills of a mushroom.
jimhelm • Apr 15, 2011 12:14 pm
yeah... could be a cigar?
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 12:17 pm
Close, but no cigar.
glatt • Apr 15, 2011 12:26 pm
BigV;723299 wrote:
perhaps the gills of a mushroom.


That's exactly what I was thinking too, but he said no fungus. Not even close.

I'm drawing a blank. Cross section of a cigar sounds good, but I think there are too many layers, and not enough curvature. I like Monster's candy bar comment, but I don't think it's that either.

I'm really stumped with this one.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 12:29 pm
Isn't it too up-closey to be a cigar? I mean, with the naked eye I would think tobaccy, like the end of a cig, but it looks really really close up so I think it's something that looks kind of smooth to the naked eye.
zippyt • Apr 15, 2011 12:45 pm
Hee Hee She said Naked !!!! [/ Bevis]
glatt • Apr 15, 2011 12:47 pm
I think we need a hint.
Spexxvet • Apr 15, 2011 1:00 pm
A scrotum or the surface of a boiling ocean of chocolate milk, being blown by cinnamon winds.
plthijinx • Apr 15, 2011 1:04 pm
mammatus clouds at dusk or dawn?
BigV • Apr 15, 2011 1:15 pm
I'd also like a hint, please.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 1:22 pm
Now, the lore of the 1900s would indicate that the seventh house of the egret whose skin is, indeed, grey [or grey] but would be held forth from the lasting dogma of the indigent people of Katmandu. Therefore, theoretically of course and unequivocally at best then must one be sure of the hypothermic reaction of the calculation of the scene.

Anon! It must be a toboggan.
HungLikeJesus • Apr 15, 2011 2:30 pm
I think we'll need to buy a vowel.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 2:32 pm
WALE, you's just not as smart as so many of these folk, is ya?

;)

HINT foot!
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 2:51 pm
It is not a close-up; it is about as big as a volkswagen bug.
You ordinarily would never see this.
The noise/blue pixels are irrelevant to the ID of the object. crappy camera.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 2:52 pm
Crud, now I'm really stumped.

A redwood stump?
glatt • Apr 15, 2011 2:55 pm
I'm tired of scrolling back, so I'm re-posting foot's picture.
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 2:55 pm
never -- shawnee, not glatt
glatt • Apr 15, 2011 2:59 pm
OK. I'm looking at it differently now, and I'm imagining a long exposure time and glowing things are leaving streaks. But whatever they are, they are going in the same direction. They don't cross each other much. Like embers shooting up into the night sky, but slower and in a more lazy way.

Edit: It's not camera shake though, because each path is different. It reminds me a lot of BigV's picture of moths in the stadium lights.
zippyt • Apr 15, 2011 2:59 pm
well its Obviously Layers of some thing , so is it a filter ??
Big ass seal ??
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 3:00 pm
and thinking about it all wrong. It was 1/60 of a sec or shorter. There was no movement involved.
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2011 3:01 pm
The insulating material between the body and interior of a car?
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 3:01 pm
zippyt;723393 wrote:
well its Obviously Layers of some thing , so is it a filter ??
Big ass seal ??


Actually, not layers. Not a filter or seal.
You would probably never see one of these in daily life.
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 3:02 pm
infinite monkey;723397 wrote:
The insulating material between the body and interior of a car?


not even once.
glatt • Apr 15, 2011 3:04 pm
This is tough.
zippyt • Apr 15, 2011 3:05 pm
inside of a generator ???
am i warm or cold ???
Undertoad • Apr 15, 2011 3:11 pm
Have I seen this pattern before in relation to audio?
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 3:13 pm
glatt;723400 wrote:
This is tough.

yes
zippyt;723401 wrote:
inside of a generator ???
am i warm or cold ???

your guess is cold. if you were looking at this you would be cold too, but it's not ice
Undertoad;723403 wrote:
Have I seen this pattern before in relation to audio?

Depends on if you were tripping, but probably no.

again, you would not see this in your lines of work.
zippyt • Apr 15, 2011 3:16 pm
cooling coils inside a Commercial reefer
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 3:17 pm
getting farther away, zip.
plthijinx • Apr 15, 2011 3:22 pm
sea sponge in a giant aquarium?
zippyt • Apr 15, 2011 3:22 pm
inside of a boiler
monster • Apr 15, 2011 3:48 pm
wasp nest
glatt • Apr 15, 2011 3:55 pm
he said it's the size of a VW bug.

It is the wall of a root cellar?
zippyt • Apr 15, 2011 4:14 pm
ok not a seal ,filter , prolly not Boiler

is water involved ??
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 5:05 pm
glatt;723424 wrote:
he said it's the size of a VW bug.

It is the wall of a root cellar?

No.
zippyt;723433 wrote:
ok not a seal ,filter , prolly not Boiler

is water involved ??

Yes.
Gravdigr • Apr 15, 2011 5:37 pm
Is it a sandbox or a pile of mud?
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 7:47 pm
Gravdigr;723439 wrote:
Is it a sandbox or a pile of mud?


no and no
HungLikeJesus • Apr 15, 2011 7:50 pm
Deep fried polar bear?
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 7:53 pm
We have a winner!

But here's another hint.

this took a long time to make
BigV • Apr 15, 2011 8:06 pm
Petrified wood
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 9:16 pm
no. but you're on the right road that leads to the right ballpark.
BigV • Apr 15, 2011 10:29 pm
I have seen this--it looks familiar. The crumbly edges, it reminds me of ... bark? I can't place it. Thanks for the clues, I will let this percolate a while... be back later after my epiphany.
monster • Apr 15, 2011 11:02 pm
the underside of some sod/turf?
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 11:25 pm
no
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 11:29 pm
BigV;723488 wrote:
I have seen this--it looks familiar. The crumbly edges, it reminds me of ... bark? I can't place it. Thanks for the clues, I will let this percolate a while... be back later after my epiphany.


Not bark, nor crumbly, but you are getting much closer. very close.
monster • Apr 15, 2011 11:30 pm
You're so negative. I think you need more "yes" in your life.

Tell us what the fuck it is already. I had the pic up as I was selling scrip this afternoon at school and no-one had a fucking clue. They were also rather perturbed that I spoke of people I'd never met as if they were close friends... but hey....
zippyt • Apr 15, 2011 11:33 pm
Yeah What the Hellz is it All ready ???
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2011 11:45 pm
alright. It is a mineral deposit from millions of years of dissolved limestone dripping onto the floor of a cave. Hence "percolate for a while"

I did a shoot there a few years ago.
Clodfobble • Apr 15, 2011 11:55 pm
Dammit! I was totally going to guess a cave wall, but I had to read through 6 pages of thread to get to the end... and then you answered it. That's what I get for not keeping up with my new posts.
monster • Apr 15, 2011 11:57 pm
offs I really was going to post (after the clues) "underground river bed" which woulda been pretty close... and then I thought stalactites and stalagmites, but they're smooth.... but I thought f3 liveth not underground.....

great pics :D
Gravdigr • Apr 16, 2011 2:00 am
footfootfoot;723505 wrote:
alright. It is a mineral deposit from millions of years of dissolved limestone dripping onto the floor of a cave.


Shucks.
Spexxvet • Apr 16, 2011 9:07 am
I was totally going to guess T. Rex poo.
BigV • Apr 20, 2011 9:07 pm
What is this?
skysidhe • Apr 20, 2011 9:13 pm
some kind of a pepper?
BigV • Apr 20, 2011 9:21 pm
!

very good. you're right. care to expand on your guess?
Griff • Apr 20, 2011 9:23 pm
footfootfoot;723505 wrote:
alright. It is a mineral deposit from millions of years of dissolved limestone dripping onto the floor of a cave. Hence "percolate for a while"

I did a shoot there a few years ago.


Wait, you're Werner Herzog? ;)
wolf • Apr 20, 2011 9:57 pm
That thing there, it looks like the top of a 'mater.
skysidhe • Apr 20, 2011 10:06 pm
BigV;725111 wrote:
!

very good. you're right. care to expand on your guess?


Jalapeño!
BigV • Apr 20, 2011 10:15 pm
not a 'mater...

and not a jalepeno

will reveal at 7:30 pm pacific.
footfootfoot • Apr 20, 2011 10:19 pm
Griff;725113 wrote:
Wait, you're Werner Herzog? ;)


I was just talking about that movie with my wife. What a great interview. I can't wait to see it.
BigV • Apr 20, 2011 10:26 pm
I can't wait to see the interview of your wife either!
BigV • Apr 20, 2011 10:39 pm
pepper picture is of an orange bell pepper. I cut the top off and this time I cut a little high, keeping some of the stem. it was pretty, so (naturally!) I took a pitchur.

I reach inside and take out the seed section then slice the remaining pepper for whatever I'm making... pizza in this instance.
Nirvana • Apr 28, 2011 9:17 pm
Is this a stealth bomber? A friend took this today in Missouri I thought someone would know exactly what this is, Sarge, Plthijinx?
plthijinx • Apr 28, 2011 9:20 pm
yep! the B-1 stealth bomber
TheMercenary • Apr 28, 2011 10:24 pm
I was going to guess a jalapeno with the top cut off.
ZenGum • Apr 28, 2011 10:46 pm
plthijinx;728630 wrote:
yep! the B-1 stealth bomber


Wrong.

That's Australia's new combat boomerang. Can be hand thrown up to 500 metres and will slice through kevlar, ceramic and steel. I saw a guy slice the tracks of an Abrams tank with one.
TheMercenary • Apr 28, 2011 10:53 pm
I want one. Or maybe 12.
ZenGum • Apr 29, 2011 6:12 am
Why 12? Get one, it comes back...

catching it is a problem, though...
Griff • Apr 29, 2011 6:37 am
plthijinx;728630 wrote:
yep! the B-1 stealth bomber


B-2 but who's counting? ;)
infinite monkey • Apr 29, 2011 8:23 am
Wow, that's pretty neat, 'vana.
Big Sarge • Apr 29, 2011 9:51 am
It's the mother ship picking up pensive pam
Gravdigr • Apr 29, 2011 1:28 pm
Griff;728740 wrote:
B-2 but who's counting? ;)


Yep. B-2 Spirit.
BigV • Apr 29, 2011 2:24 pm
Griff;728740 wrote:
B-2 but who's counting? ;)


Point.
Flint • May 19, 2011 10:19 pm
glatt;719017 wrote:
Dungeons and Dragons?


Flint;719024 wrote:
Yes, it is a homemade "battlemat" for staging Dungeons & Drangons encounters. Glatt wins again.
I was DM (Dungeon Master) in a few encounters, which means I was in charge of the environment and the enemies. Here is a cave with various outlets of questionable use. The cave is spotted with a flamable fungus, identified as such using a "Knowledge Check" of the "Nature" skill--that is, our best "Nature" oriented character rolled a twenty-sided die, added their "Nature" modifier, and compared the resulting sum to a table of difficulties. By meeting the required difficulty of the Knowledge Check, they were able to warn the other party members: that stuff is flammable! Good to know when a Fire Bat was swooping at you, and the ghost of a Goblin who died in a volcanic vent is trying to possess you and force you into it.
Gravdigr • May 20, 2011 4:24 pm
Is drowning in flood of memories--gah!!
ZenGum • May 20, 2011 7:46 pm
*rolls 1d20 for swimming success*
plthijinx • May 29, 2011 1:25 pm
ok this isn't so much as a what is this but more like what's the significance?? taken last week on my way from job 1 to job 2.....
Clodfobble • May 29, 2011 2:30 pm
Because the truck's license plate says LUMBR J1 (almost "lumberjim?")
Gravdigr • May 29, 2011 2:37 pm
Dude, fix your windshield.

[SIZE="1"]Or at least wash it.[/SIZE]

:D
plthijinx • May 29, 2011 2:48 pm
knew it would be easy but didn't really know where to post it. g1 clod...

grav - if i wash my truck it will fall apart!
Gravdigr • May 29, 2011 3:10 pm
plthijinx;737293 wrote:
knew it would be easy but didn't really know where to post it. g1 clod...


There's a thread just for this type of thing, here. :D

plthijinx;737293 wrote:
grav - if i wash my truck it will fall apart!


:lol2: Saw a really dirty truck once, someone had written on it, in the grime, "Gov't Test Dirt Do Not Wash".
HungLikeJesus • May 29, 2011 9:57 pm
That windshield isn't too bad. At least the crack isn't in your direct line of sight.
Gravdigr • May 30, 2011 1:15 pm
Like a plumber's.
plthijinx • May 30, 2011 3:57 pm
say no to crack!

yeah that's the only place it's cracked like that so it's not bothersome...

gov't test dirt. now that's funny right there!
footfootfoot • Jun 2, 2011 10:56 pm
OK What is this? The little clumps, not the fine strands. Looking for expert opinions.
TheMercenary • Jun 2, 2011 11:00 pm
Most states have a law that says if you have greater than 6 inches of crack showing you can be pulled over. So unless yer ho has more than 5 inches of crack, don't show the PoPo. Both those pics are showing more than 6 inches of crack, and you are going to jail!
zippyt • Jun 2, 2011 11:13 pm
PooP , Ya Scart the PooP out of it !!!
footfootfoot • Jun 2, 2011 11:49 pm
BEAR: "Hey rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
BigV • Jun 3, 2011 1:54 am
dander. funk. coagulated crystallized body oil, scraped/combed off as it went past.
BigV • Jul 19, 2011 1:43 pm
What is this?
infinite monkey • Jul 19, 2011 1:48 pm
A tree-square
glatt • Jul 19, 2011 1:49 pm
I'll get it out of the way first:

A fucking wooden bar?
classicman • Jul 19, 2011 2:05 pm
glatt;745308 wrote:
I'll get it out of the way first:

A fucking wooden bar?


HOF.

:haha:
BigV • Jul 19, 2011 7:26 pm
you're all so damn funny.

That is a widowmaker. The top third of that tree fell over and hung up in the branches of its neighbor. I spent some time last weekend disarming it. I tried first to use a weight on a fishing line over the base of the horizontal part as a leader for a heavier line. Too weak. In my frustration, I wound up putting a potato sized rock in my garden glove and tying it to the line. I heaved the line (a extension cord, if you must know) over the base, eeeeaaaaased it down until I had both ends in hand and then walked the ends as far away as I could. When I was out of line I pulled it off that tall, tall stump.

It worked (it worked my way that is, no widows were made). In fact I dropped it exactly where I wanted it, on the vacant lot side of the fence, and nobody got hurt.
TheMercenary • Jul 19, 2011 10:06 pm
BigV;745370 wrote:
you're all so damn funny.

Dude, please, give us a break. It is not that big of a deal.
BigV • Jul 19, 2011 10:31 pm
WHOOPS!

forgot my sarcasm/eye rolling flag. forgive me, please.
Gravdigr • Jul 20, 2011 2:33 am
glatt;745308 wrote:
I'll get it out of the way first:

A fucking wooden bar?


:notworthy
glatt • Jul 20, 2011 8:32 am
BigV;745370 wrote:
It worked


Well done. That's all that matters, that nobody got hurt and nothing got damaged.

I took down a small widow maker one time. It was basically a pole with one limb leaning out. Not too huge. Maybe 8 inches in diameter at the trunk. As I was cutting it, the vibrations made the limb break off, and it landed on a nearby roof. The vertical part shuddered when the limb came off, and it just sort of collapsed and fell straight down right next to me. Just missed me. Nobody got hurt and the roof wasn't even damaged. It scared me though and I'm MUCH more careful when I try to do anything with a dead tree, which is rare. I was young and stupid.
Spexxvet • Aug 3, 2011 2:38 pm
Guesses?
Rhianne • Aug 3, 2011 3:21 pm
It looks like a piece of packing foam to me.
Spexxvet • Aug 3, 2011 3:27 pm
Rhianne;748316 wrote:
It looks like a piece of packing foam to me.


Nope.
glatt • Aug 3, 2011 4:27 pm
The curve looks like it matches the curve of an eyeglasses lens. The notch is all black and marked, like it fits into something like a vise.

So I'm going to guess that it's some sort of jig for holding or grinding eyeglass lenses.
infinite monkey • Aug 3, 2011 4:41 pm
I don't know, but seriously, it looks familiar. The material.

Hints?
Spexxvet • Aug 3, 2011 5:11 pm
glatt;748323 wrote:
The curve looks like it matches the curve of an eyeglasses lens. The notch is all black and marked, like it fits into something like a vise.

So I'm going to guess that it's some sort of jig for holding or grinding eyeglass lenses.


In the right area.
Gravdigr • Aug 3, 2011 6:08 pm
A tensioning block of some sort. For a chain perhaps?
Gravdigr • Aug 3, 2011 6:11 pm
Teflon-type plastic? A brush-holder from an electric motor?
Spexxvet • Aug 3, 2011 6:40 pm
I don't think it's made of teflon
Gravdigr • Aug 3, 2011 7:13 pm
Not like on a frying pan, mind you. :)
Spexxvet • Aug 3, 2011 7:14 pm
It's called "fiber".
beauregaardhooligan • Aug 4, 2011 8:07 am
I'm guessing it's made of nylon, some kind of bushing.
grynch • Aug 4, 2011 8:09 am
chop stick rest?
Image
Spexxvet • Aug 4, 2011 8:30 am
It protects the finish of a metal frame when using these pliers to bend it.
glatt • Aug 4, 2011 8:33 am
nice!
infinite monkey • Aug 4, 2011 9:37 am
That's where I remember seeing that material. I worked in manufacturing/QA for years and I remember tools having that material. Weird that I could almost feel it again, when I saw the "texture." Those types were used for bending wire so it didn't expose base copper.
Gravdigr • Aug 4, 2011 4:43 pm
That was fun.
BigV • Aug 5, 2011 7:46 pm
I believe that material is nylon.

Ok, what is this? (no points for saying dirty thumbnail)
glatt • Aug 6, 2011 8:43 am
a carabiner that failed. What's the story?
Flint • Aug 6, 2011 10:42 am
glatt;748852 wrote:
a carabiner that failed. What's the story?
wolf • Aug 6, 2011 12:32 pm
glatt beat me to it. I was going to say carabiner that failed the safety check.

But I'm guessing that's too obvious.
BigV • Aug 6, 2011 5:27 pm
glatt;748852 wrote:
a carabiner that failed. What's the story?


wolf;748888 wrote:
glatt beat me to it. I was going to say carabiner that failed the safety check.

But I'm guessing that's too obvious.


You're both right. Of course this one was incredibly easy to guess. Here's the story.
BigV • Aug 17, 2011 4:56 pm
What is this?
Gravdigr • Aug 17, 2011 5:05 pm
Termites? Gnats, maybe?

Ooh, ooh I just looked at the reflections. It's rice.
Spexxvet • Aug 17, 2011 5:07 pm
Gravdigr;750972 wrote:
It's rice.


Yeah, at a wedding
BigV • Aug 17, 2011 5:09 pm
yes to the rice

yes to the wedding

there's a lot more. you have managed less than half credit so far. *what wedding*?




spoiler/hint
[COLOR="White"]
they're not reflections.[/COLOR]
Spexxvet • Aug 17, 2011 5:13 pm
Bonnie and Clyde, being married by a soccer referee in Algiers, 1957. Close? 1/4 credit?:p:
BigV • Aug 17, 2011 6:04 pm
negative.

Many people witnessed this wedding, you included, I'm sure.
Clodfobble • Aug 17, 2011 6:06 pm
AHA! It's real rice, being thrown in front of a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
BigV • Aug 17, 2011 6:18 pm
You win Clodfobble!!!!

A couple more from the show:

At the end of the Time Warp scene and during the big dance number near the end (can't remember the name of the scene).

eta: The performance was by the members of the Vicarious Theater Company. They run the show at the Admiral Theater on the first Saturday of the month. This month's theme was Beach Party. We'll be going to the next one too, it was a *ton* of fun!
BigV • Aug 25, 2011 12:00 pm
What is this?
classicman • Aug 25, 2011 12:49 pm
water.
BigV • Aug 25, 2011 12:50 pm
yes that's water. can you tell me more about the picture?
classicman • Aug 25, 2011 12:56 pm
no I am right and I wanna stay there.
.
.
.
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ok - condensation on something... perhaps from a camping trip....
glatt • Aug 25, 2011 12:58 pm
somebody with long hair dangled it down onto the condensation of a car hood and made those marks.
BigV • Aug 25, 2011 1:16 pm
classic's right! glatt gets the consolation prize for "hair".

It is condensation. When we went camping this weekend, she had her sunglasses propped on top of her head. OOOOOOoohhh shiny!, so, I took a picture. I like the pattern her hair made on the underside of the lenses.
Gravdigr • Aug 25, 2011 4:48 pm
Camping with a "she".

Niiiiice.

:cool:
BigV • Sep 12, 2011 4:05 pm
Gravdigr;752678 wrote:
Camping with a "she".

Niiiiice.

:cool:


You've no idea... well, you might. But then you need to multiply it by about twelve.
BigV • Sep 12, 2011 4:06 pm
What is this?
glatt • Sep 12, 2011 4:25 pm
I have no idea. At first glace it looks like an electrical box for home wiring, but then when you look at it closer, you see nothing to back that theory up other than the color and general shape.

I'm imagining a spring wound spool in the center with two strings or cables coming off of it, and a lever action button on top to release/lock the spool. It looks like the two strings/cables would come out where those notches on the bottom are. But they are fully retracted right now.

What is it? I have no idea. What retracts? Some sort of double action retractable clothes line?

Edit: Actually if I go with my clothes line theory, the the cables make a 90 degree turn and come out the front.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 12, 2011 4:28 pm
Fire extinguisher.

Or maybe a door bell.
Carruthers • Sep 12, 2011 4:34 pm
Wall mounted kitchen scales?
BigV • Sep 12, 2011 4:47 pm
glatt;755863 wrote:
I have no idea. At first glace it looks like an electrical box for home wiring, but then when you look at it closer, you see nothing to back that theory up other than the color and general shape.

I'm imagining a spring wound spool in the center with two strings or cables coming off of it, and a lever action button on top to release/lock the spool. It looks like the two strings/cables would come out where those notches on the bottom are. But they are fully retracted right now.

What is it? I have no idea. What retracts? Some sort of double action retractable clothes line?

dwellars take note:

this is how glatt thinks.

"I have no idea"

This is a good start and fair because I deliberately presented a good puzzle of a picture. It's not obvious.

"an electrical box?"


An idea at last (or at first). You have to start somewhere. But...

"just the color and shape suggest this, nothing else"


So, no electrical box.

"I imagine a spring wound spool in the center..."


I've gone back to this picture after reading that phrase and I don't see what suggests spring wound spool, but no biggie, we're just thinking out loud here...

"two strings/cables coming off of it, and a lever action button on top to release/lock the spool"


You *can* see a lever at the top and for the observant (and imaginative) there is the suggestion of a latch of some kind where the sides of the end of the lever are not parallel. *spoiler* it's a knob action lever to release the spool, but we're getting ahead of ourselves

"with the strings coming out of the notches on the bottom"


well, um. yeah. right.

"but they are fully retracted right now"


see above. with your freakin x-ray vision.

"What is it? I have no idea. What retracts? Some sort of double action retractable clothes line? "


Here is glatt's only mistake. No, not mistake, but he misspeaks. "I have no idea" Like hell he doesn't we've just walked through his idea. Then, naturally, he names it.

It is a double action retractable clothesline.

Here's the front.
Gravdigr • Sep 12, 2011 4:52 pm
Still had fun though.
BigV • Sep 12, 2011 4:56 pm
Sorry, no more callers, please. We already have a winner.

The little clothesline came with the house, actually. It's mounted on one of the main supporting posts in the basement and the line pulls out and hooks over a couple cup hooks on the next post about eight feet away. The knob/lever locks the spool from unwinding any further under the weight of the wet clothes and when they're dry and taken away, you twist the knob and the lever lifts up and the spring winds the string back in zzZZZZZIIIIIIPPPP! This fun was done at fullspeed too many times and eventually caused a snarl on the takeup reel. I unmounted the unit and took it apart, unsnarled the line, rewound it and reassembled it. While it was in my hand, I thought of this little thread.

glatt is the winner again!!
glatt • Sep 12, 2011 4:59 pm
Can you post a picture of the top? It really looks like there is a big flat "button" that's actually a lever. The front looks little like I imagined.
But I'll take it. :)
BigV • Sep 12, 2011 5:25 pm
Ok.

As you look at the front, the spool unwinds clockwise. The line extends as the top edge of the disc where the pawl engages moves left to right. If you look at the pawl, it has a side (the left side) that is vertical-ish, it makes a connection with the teeth on the spool that keeps it from rotating clockwise. This is what keeps the line taut when under load. When you want to release it and retract it, you have to put a little slack in it and then it can clickclickclick counter clockwise under spring power and the pawl/lever goes kdunkkdunkkdunk over each tooth until the line's all wound back in.

See?
glatt • Sep 12, 2011 5:46 pm
Thanks for posting that top picture. That lever is exactly what I pictured, but I had no idea what the front looked like.

In fact, I started doing a frantic Google image search after I posted my guess in the hopes I would find something that would look like the image in my head. I found nothing, but I guess that's because this thing is now decades old.

I really enjoyed this installment of the game. It was a challenge. Thank you, sir.
BigV • Sep 12, 2011 6:07 pm
You're most welcome! I like this game too. Man... .you're good.
Griff • Sep 12, 2011 9:39 pm
Seriously, as far as I knew, that thing didn't even exist before glatt nailed it.
glatt • Sep 12, 2011 9:59 pm
Once in a hotel, I saw a round chrome hockey puck thing attached to the bathroom wall. There was a little button thing in the center. I wondered what the hell it was, so I pulled on the button, and this long line came out. It stretched all the way across to the opposite wall where there was a bracket to accept the button. Instant clothes line. I was impressed and remembered that. I've seen them in some hotels since then. So I knew such a thing existed, but never saw one like BigV's
Clodfobble • Sep 12, 2011 10:56 pm
I have that exact thing (glatt's picture, not BigV's) in my laundry room. Less than $10 off Amazon. Works great for that occasional thing that can't go in the dryer.
infinite monkey • Sep 13, 2011 8:54 am
So I knew such a thing existed, but never saw one like BigV's


Heh, heh...that's what she said!

I thought I was all clever because I noticed the strings. Puh. One of these days...
Gravdigr • Sep 25, 2011 3:10 pm
What is this? (may be sort of a repeat, maybe)

Prolly won't take too long...
zippyt • Sep 25, 2011 4:11 pm
gas heater
ZenGum • Sep 25, 2011 11:27 pm
... that needs cleaning ...


At first it looked like something Happy Monkey had made.
BigV • Sep 26, 2011 1:46 pm
business end of a blow dryer
footfootfoot • Sep 26, 2011 1:54 pm
A Cataclysmic Diverter
glatt • Sep 26, 2011 2:20 pm
Looks like a car's tail light or turn signal.
infinite monkey • Sep 26, 2011 2:46 pm
A honeycomb after a nuclear attack.
TheMercenary • Sep 26, 2011 3:43 pm
Catalytic converter from a muffler?
infinite monkey • Sep 26, 2011 3:55 pm
footfootfoot;758599 wrote:
A Cataclysmic Diverter


Duh! It's a Cadillac Converter. EVERYONE knows that.
Gravdigr • Sep 26, 2011 5:25 pm
Well now, here's a shocker. Glatt wins. Again. It's a turn signal/parking light. I figured the hexagonal pattern might throw some of you off.
Gravdigr • Sep 26, 2011 5:28 pm
I had two pics to use for this, this is the one I didn't use.

God job Glatt.
Gravdigr • Sep 26, 2011 5:28 pm
Some of you cracked me up.
BigV • Sep 26, 2011 10:52 pm
do you know what those are called, those shapes there in that top shot (well, both shots) Those are retroreflectors. (ooo cataphote... cool, I learned a new word today!)
Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2011 1:00 pm
Cataphote---now if I could just pronounce it.
infinite monkey • Sep 27, 2011 1:02 pm
Use it in a sentence:

Help me, I cantaphote and I'm going to dwown!
BigV • Sep 27, 2011 1:06 pm
Use it in a sentence:

Help, help! I'm bein' oppressed! I cantaphote. /monty python
Lamplighter • Sep 27, 2011 2:06 pm
Gravdigr;758832 wrote:
Cataphote---now if I could just pronounce it.


It must be like "cantalope", but you drop the "n" and change the "l" to "ph" and ....
No, wait, don't tell me...

It's like "cataract", where you change the "r" to "ph" and ...
No, that's a "cataphract"

Never mind.
infinite monkey • Sep 27, 2011 2:41 pm
Cantaphote tonight, dad has the car.
Spexxvet • Sep 27, 2011 2:41 pm
I'm going with

kuh-TOFF-o-tee
Spexxvet • Sep 27, 2011 2:43 pm
Mon Deiu, it's FRENCH!

http://www.forvo.com/word/cataphote/
infinite monkey • Sep 27, 2011 2:47 pm
That pronunciation sounds like the ever-pretentious Alex Trebek.

cataphote. Would you like a rheuuummmmm?
Gravdigr • Sep 27, 2011 3:33 pm
Sounded like cat foot.
infinite monkey • Sep 27, 2011 3:36 pm
Ha! Your cat afoot, eet ees aswollen, ees eet not?
wolf • Sep 27, 2011 10:05 pm
I cantaphote, I forgot to phote the last couple of years.

I cantaphote because it's so hard to find fresh ones in the winter.
footfootfoot • Oct 2, 2011 10:49 pm
ok, smarty pantses:
classicman • Oct 2, 2011 11:05 pm
hemp twine
zippyt • Oct 2, 2011 11:09 pm
Sinue for the bow string on the Horn and exotic wood bow you have crafted
footfootfoot • Oct 3, 2011 10:16 am
Ok, that was easy
Gravdigr • Oct 3, 2011 10:26 am
Srsly?
glatt • Oct 3, 2011 10:49 am
Tell us more. How are you making it?
Flint • Oct 3, 2011 1:47 pm
Dude, you makin' a bow? I'm fascinated. Tell, tell...
HungLikeJesus • Oct 3, 2011 4:39 pm
Making a bow, or taking a bow?
footfootfoot • Oct 3, 2011 10:45 pm
OK, will start a thread shortly, but there is a pic of the mm with her bow somewhere on here.
zippyt • Oct 4, 2011 12:04 am
BOOM !!!!!
Nailed it !!!

I cant just see you telling yer Doc " the Spoke Shave is good Therapy for my shoulder "
footfootfoot • Oct 4, 2011 9:30 am
You know, it sure isn't. I was feeling pretty good so I thoght I'd do a bit of spoke shaving and then I got into the zone and was in the shop for about two hours feeling like I had a tailwind.

The next day I thought I was paralyzed and I had no idea why. My doc played 20 questions with me until the lightbulb went on.

Duh.
HungLikeJesus • Oct 4, 2011 9:36 am
You need to learn to do it with your feets.
BigV • Oct 4, 2011 12:00 pm
footfootfoot;760691 wrote:
You know, it sure isn't. I was feeling pretty good so I thoght I'd do a bit of spoke shaving and then I got into the zone and was in the shop for about two hours feeling like I had a tailwind.

The next day I thought I was paralyzed and I had no idea why. My doc played 20 questions with me until the lightbulb went on.

Duh.


LOL at your lightbulb, not your paralysis.
Gravdigr • Oct 4, 2011 1:48 pm
footfootfoot;760691 wrote:
I was feeling pretty good so I thoght I'd do a bit of spoke shaving and then I got into the zone...


Boy I hate when that happens. There ya are uh, (ahem) "shaving your spoke", and ya look up, and the afternoon's just gone.
wolf • Oct 4, 2011 7:19 pm
zippyt;760363 wrote:
Sinue for the bow string on the Horn and exotic wood bow you have crafted


Beat me to it. I was going to say "looks like it used to be a bowstring."
footfootfoot • Oct 5, 2011 9:06 am
Iguana. Iguana be a bowstring when it's done. Sinew has 400,000psi tensile strength.
zippyt • Oct 8, 2011 10:55 pm
Here's an Easy one
Image
Photo085 by zippyt, on Flickr
Pico and ME • Oct 8, 2011 11:00 pm
cotton
zippyt • Oct 8, 2011 11:24 pm
See That way Easy

Image
Photo087 by zippyt, on Flickr
zippyt • Oct 8, 2011 11:27 pm
Ok heres a harder one ,
and yes I Know they are Big Fucking Metal Bars ,
But What will they become ????
Image
BFMB1 by zippyt, on Flickr
GunMaster357 • Oct 9, 2011 6:46 am
These look like steel bars used in building construction to reinforce a concrete structure.
zippyt • Oct 9, 2011 3:52 pm
Nope
Lamplighter • Oct 9, 2011 4:02 pm
Zippyt, don't you have something to do with large (weighing) scales ?
Maybe there in a new huge scale in your future.
zippyt • Oct 9, 2011 4:15 pm
Oh they get weighed. but No its Not a Scale
Flint • Oct 9, 2011 4:18 pm
zippyt;761899 wrote:
... and yes I Know they are Big Fucking Metal Bars ...
I love that you guys still say this. I don't discriminate between "laughing with" and "laughing at" --I'll take either one.
GunMaster357 • Oct 9, 2011 7:41 pm
Some propeller shafts maybe?
glatt • Oct 9, 2011 7:48 pm
They are huge, so the obvious answer is a drive shaft for something big. Like a ship. But they could also be for some sort of manuffacturing. Like maybe the shaft for a roller in a carpet factory.
ZenGum • Oct 9, 2011 10:19 pm
(a) are you getting enough dietary fibre, Zippy?

(b) axle for the missing (second-to-) back axle of that truck.

(c) I doubt drive shafts, beacuse (c.1) I can't see any attachment points at the end and (c.2) There is a big pile of these things in the background. Too darn many for drive shafts.

So, despite (c.1) I'm going for ... dunno what they are called ... when they're drilling for oil or whatever, and they've got the drill bit into the earth, they need to keep putting extension bars on it to keep going deeper. Probably wrong, 'cause I think the drill thingies should be hollow, but oh well.
zippyt • Oct 9, 2011 10:35 pm
Does this help ??
Image
BFMB2 by zippyt, on Flickr
ZenGum • Oct 9, 2011 10:38 pm
Definitely not drilling thingies, then.

Reverting to what I was originally going to guess ... rollers for an industrial size conveyor belt / roller-slide thingy.

My vocab sucks at this stuff.
ZenGum • Oct 9, 2011 10:42 pm
I'm puzzled by the trucks. They're obviously not limited by space, so it must be by weight. If they had chosen trucks with a third back axle, they could carry more weight, which means more of these tube thingies per trip, and save costs. yet they didn't.

Is this a red herring?
zippyt • Oct 9, 2011 10:43 pm
How about now ??
Image
BFMB3 by zippyt, on Flickr
zippyt • Oct 9, 2011 10:44 pm
They are Rail car Axles ,
Image
Photo070 by zippyt, on Flickr
ZenGum • Oct 9, 2011 10:45 pm
Whoah, are those big suckers on the truck blanks that get cut down on a lathe or something?
wolf • Oct 9, 2011 10:45 pm
zippyt;762097 wrote:
How about now ??


No, because they are looking less and less like torpedoes.
zippyt • Oct 9, 2011 10:47 pm
pic 1 is blanks , pic 2 is hammer Milled Blanks , Pic 3 is finished Axle , pic 4 is lame , but the best I have for a rail axle
Gravdigr • Oct 10, 2011 3:09 pm
This is kinda wild. A few days ago I was sitting, waiting for a freight train to go by, and I thought "Those three bolts on the ends of the axles would make a good What Is It? picture."
Lamplighter • Oct 10, 2011 3:13 pm
What's with the one short guy at the front of pic 3 ?
zippyt • Oct 10, 2011 4:26 pm
Different rail car type , I suspect a Smallish Coal Car ???
classicman • Oct 10, 2011 4:46 pm
maybe its for one of these. :)
zippyt • Oct 10, 2011 5:07 pm
That would be fun , the tricky part is the Steering
BigV • Oct 10, 2011 6:41 pm
but it rides like it's on rails.
plthijinx • Oct 10, 2011 9:01 pm
alright i might just have one here. here goes....
glatt • Oct 10, 2011 9:11 pm
That's a shock absorber for the new mini mini mini cooper.
plthijinx • Oct 10, 2011 9:12 pm
lmao! close but not so close!
classicman • Oct 10, 2011 9:26 pm
shock absorber for a radio controlled car/copter/plane
zippyt • Oct 10, 2011 10:05 pm
the spring from a cabinet closer thingee , this holds the Door open ,
so I guess it would be a Cabinet Hold Open thingee
ZenGum • Oct 10, 2011 11:19 pm
dunno, but it is Ribbed For Her Pleasure.
plthijinx • Oct 11, 2011 12:13 am
nope nope and nope. zip? really? think inside the box!
zippyt • Oct 11, 2011 12:16 am
Oh Duuh , its a Muffler bearing !!
plthijinx • Oct 11, 2011 12:17 am
nope
BrilliantDisguise • Oct 11, 2011 12:21 am
A spring from the inside of a (very large) pen? :D
Griff • Oct 11, 2011 6:38 am
Weird,.. induction coil?
HungLikeJesus • Oct 11, 2011 7:58 am
Part of a slide from an M1911?
glatt • Oct 11, 2011 8:14 am
It's one of those springs that you slip over a thin walled pipe so you can bend the pipe without getting a kink in it.
Spexxvet • Oct 11, 2011 8:45 am
It's the palm of your hand. The other thing might be the barrel from a BB gun.
plthijinx • Oct 11, 2011 10:01 am
HungLikeJesus;762538 wrote:
Part of a slide from an M1911?


very close
zippyt • Oct 11, 2011 10:08 am
a Sig Spring ?
plthijinx • Oct 11, 2011 10:25 am
getting warmer
footfootfoot • Oct 11, 2011 1:46 pm
Yeah, I thought it looked like the spring from a pump shotgun tube magazine.
or a firing pin spring
Gravdigr • Oct 11, 2011 4:03 pm
Guide rod and spring.
zippyt • Oct 11, 2011 6:02 pm
so fire arm ,
SKS spring and guide rod
OR
AK Spring and Guide rod
plthijinx • Oct 11, 2011 6:04 pm
firing pin and spring for a winchester model 70. southpaw edition.
zippyt • Oct 11, 2011 6:36 pm
I call BS , its Clearly a Right handed version , the spring on the Lefty winds the Other way !!! ;)
plthijinx • Oct 11, 2011 6:38 pm
lmao! don't laugh too hard there zip. ya might hurt that shoulder!
zippyt • Oct 11, 2011 6:52 pm
Thanks , but it Hurts Any way
Gravdigr • Oct 14, 2011 2:34 pm
[SIZE="1"]May not get back to this til tomorrow, but...[/SIZE]

What is this?
glatt • Oct 14, 2011 2:36 pm
Arrow tip?
classicman • Oct 14, 2011 6:55 pm
crossbow tip
ZenGum • Oct 14, 2011 7:17 pm
Fishing rod.
Lamplighter • Oct 14, 2011 7:39 pm
It broke off from this orrery
.
zippyt • Oct 14, 2011 11:49 pm
it part of a Broad head tip for deer hunting ,
if any body would like to see what happens when you make a bad shot with one these let me know, a Coworker asked if i could grab some pics off his Phone and send them to him
footfootfoot • Oct 15, 2011 9:50 am
zippyt;763973 wrote:
it part of a Broad head tip for deer hunting ,
if any body would like to see what happens when you make a bad shot with one these let me know, a Coworker asked if i could grab some pics off his Phone and send them to him


You don't have to ask, zippy. OF COURSE we wanna see! Hell, we've seen goatse and tubgirl
Spexxvet • Oct 15, 2011 11:30 am
It's the mechanism that holds up an umbrella
footfootfoot • Oct 15, 2011 1:06 pm
No, it's an arrowhead, one of the retractable kind.
Gravdigr • Oct 15, 2011 5:13 pm
Glatt for the win, if you can imagine such a thing!

It is a mechanical/expanding broadhead, used in bowhunting.
Gravdigr • Oct 15, 2011 5:16 pm
BTW, you could use them on a crossbow bolt.
zippyt • Oct 16, 2011 2:20 am
Glatt for the Win MY ASS !!!
tip NO
Cutting Blade yes
Here is what they can do
Image
Photo026 by zippyt, on Flickr
Nice Deer ,
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Photo029 by zippyt, on Flickr
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Photo025 by zippyt, on Flickr
footfootfoot • Oct 16, 2011 11:16 am
Yummy. Gut shot deer.
Gravdigr • Oct 16, 2011 6:39 pm
[MichaelWaddell]That deer right there looks like he wants a ride in the back of my truck![/MichaelWaddell]
Spexxvet • Oct 17, 2011 10:02 am
Thanks, Zip.:D:vomit:
zippyt • Oct 17, 2011 9:54 pm
Hey Feetz said he wanted to see
ZenGum • Oct 18, 2011 2:19 am
If you don't like that, never watch sausages being made.
Gravdigr • Oct 18, 2011 3:58 pm
ZenGum;764638 wrote:
If you don't like that, never watch sausages being made.


Word.
TheMercenary • Oct 20, 2011 8:06 pm
Gravdigr;764073 wrote:
BTW, you could use them on a crossbow bolt.


I have them on my crossbow. Very effective.
TheMercenary • Oct 20, 2011 8:07 pm
zippyt;764132 wrote:
Glatt for the Win MY ASS !!!
tip NO
Cutting Blade yes
Here is what they can do
Doesn't look like an arrow shot to me.
zippyt • Oct 20, 2011 10:02 pm
it is according to the guy that shot it
TheMercenary • Oct 20, 2011 10:04 pm
Just saying, IMHexperience, it does not look like that. But hell, ask bigv, I am just another MoFo with an opinion, he is the resident expert here.
ZenGum • Oct 20, 2011 10:40 pm
Purely theoretical, no experience, but ...
Maybe that's what happened when he pulled the arrow out. Like the bayonet rule, thrust, turn, withdraw - and it's the withdraw that really does the damage.

Or the deer was really upset and needed to spill his guts.
TheMercenary • Oct 20, 2011 10:52 pm
ZenGum;765803 wrote:
Purely theoretical, no experience, but ...
Maybe that's what happened when he pulled the arrow out. Like the bayonet rule, thrust, turn, withdraw - and it's the withdraw that really does the damage.
Ummm, no, it does not work like that.

Or the deer was really upset and needed to spill his guts.
:lol:
ZenGum • Oct 20, 2011 11:59 pm
TheMercenary;765811 wrote:
Ummm, no, it does not work like that.



Bayonets don't, or these arrowheads don't? Or both?
zippyt • Oct 21, 2011 12:09 am
Yes
HungLikeJesus • Oct 21, 2011 8:29 am
I thought it was from one of those explosive arrow heads that Rambo uses.
Spexxvet • Oct 21, 2011 9:22 am
HungLikeJesus;765855 wrote:
I thought it was from one of those explosive arrow heads that Rambo uses.


Rambo is a puss. Chuck Norris has an explosive penis head.
Gravdigr • Oct 25, 2011 2:30 pm
Mine has a pressure-release valve.
Gravdigr • Oct 25, 2011 2:43 pm
Somewhat different this time around. This time you get the entire picture (almost), instead of a crop or close-up. The blacked out area is a name that would give away the answer.

So, what is this?
BigV • Oct 25, 2011 2:47 pm
Cray XMP.

Do you know why it has that circular shape?
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]
To make the connections between the multiple processors as short and uniform as possible, so they could communicate faster and with the minimum difference among the processors.[/COLOR]
Spexxvet • Oct 25, 2011 2:49 pm
testing lab at Consumer Reports
Gravdigr • Oct 25, 2011 3:40 pm
Dayum! That lasted all of four minutes. Good job, Big V!

XMP I don't know from, but, yes, it is a vintage Cray superputer.
BigV • Oct 25, 2011 6:13 pm
thanks man! I knew that one on sight. If I'd refreshed sooner, I'd've posted the answer sooner.


The blue and white things behind the two figures... what are they?
footfootfoot • Oct 25, 2011 6:41 pm
Kobalt beer fridges from Lowe's?
BigV • Oct 25, 2011 7:02 pm
hahahahah good one.


no.
HungLikeJesus • Oct 25, 2011 7:54 pm
Printers with built-in document shredders, for homeland security.
Happy Monkey • Oct 25, 2011 8:40 pm
Hard drives?
GunMaster357 • Oct 25, 2011 9:20 pm
I'd say Control Data units from their look.
HungLikeJesus • Oct 25, 2011 9:25 pm
I wonder what that computer would compare to in today's market.
BigV • Oct 25, 2011 9:30 pm
Happy Monkey;766719 wrote:
Hard drives?


Washing machines. heh... yes, hard drives.

washing machine /n./

1. Old-style 14-inch hard disks in floor-standing cabinets. So called because of the size of the cabinet and the `top-loading' access to the media packs -- and, of course, they were always set on `spin cycle'. The washing-machine idiom transcends language barriers; it is even used in Russian hacker jargon. See also walking drives. The thick channel cables connecting these were called `bit hoses' (see hose, sense 3). 2. [CMU] A machine used exclusively for washing software. CMU has clusters of these.
ZenGum • Oct 25, 2011 10:02 pm
HungLikeJesus;766732 wrote:
I wonder what that computer would compare to in today's market.


[thread-drifting]

An article at Newscientist (http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21228341.600-they-said-it-couldnt-be-done-7-impossible-inventions.html) which is no longer easily available discussed how much it would take to build the functional equivalent of an iphone using 1980s technology.

The answer is roughly that you'd be pushing around a well-loaded wheelbarrow, with the battery pack on a wagon behind.
Spexxvet • Oct 26, 2011 10:03 am
A wagon has a behind? Junk in the trunk?
wolf • Oct 26, 2011 10:14 am
Isn't it round for most efficient use of the liquid nitrogen cooling tower?

(I was late into the discussion, but I immediately said "Cray." And got a little excited. Old school geekishness. I asked the boss for one for Christmas one year. I didn't get it. Not only was it a mite overpowered for our computing needs, she was Jewish. I didn't get one for Chanukah, either.)
Happy Monkey • Oct 27, 2011 12:37 pm
I used to have a picture of myself standing inside one of those.
glatt • Oct 27, 2011 12:48 pm
I sat on one before. They had a model that incorporated a bench.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 29, 2011 6:19 am
wolf;766820 wrote:
Isn't it round for most efficient use of the liquid nitrogen cooling tower?



I thought it was for shorter wire paths.
Gravdigr • Oct 29, 2011 12:19 pm
I think it was to confuse polocks?
BigV • Oct 30, 2011 9:06 pm
BigV;766624 wrote:
Cray XMP.

Do you know why it has that circular shape?
[COLOR="red"]
To make the connections between the multiple processors as short and uniform as possible, so they could communicate faster and with the minimum difference among the processors.[/COLOR]


xoxoxoBruce;767707 wrote:
I thought it was for shorter wire paths.


winnah!!
Gravdigr • Nov 16, 2011 5:15 pm
The caption said this was a close up of a Lamprey mouth. But, that don't match up with a Google Image Search.

I ask you, Teh Cellah, what the hell is this? Cuz, I don't know.
HungLikeJesus • Nov 16, 2011 5:28 pm
That's the thing that lives in Sundae's dreams.
Spexxvet • Nov 16, 2011 6:23 pm
It's what hatches from stones with faces painted on them.
Rhianne • Nov 16, 2011 6:52 pm
Is it a cute li'l slug?
Clodfobble • Nov 16, 2011 7:46 pm
I'd guess it's a leech.
BigV • Nov 16, 2011 11:22 pm
it's a photoshop job. that is not a creature. well, not all of it and not just one creature. I call bullshit.
Gravdigr • Nov 17, 2011 1:08 am
Rhianne;773458 wrote:
Is it a cute li'l slug?


It ain't a "cute little" anything...:headshake
Gravdigr • Nov 17, 2011 1:08 am
I truly don't know just what it is.
glatt • Nov 17, 2011 8:46 am
It's a hagfish.
glatt • Nov 17, 2011 8:47 am
mouth closed
BigV • Nov 17, 2011 9:00 am
BigV;773527 wrote:
it's a photoshop job. that is not a creature. well, not all of it and not just one creature. I call bullshit.


and by bullshit, I mean get that fucking thing away from me!!!

your picture, *sir*.
classicman • Nov 17, 2011 12:09 pm
very good V!
ZenGum • Nov 17, 2011 5:15 pm
"... also known as the snot eel..." :lol:

Seriously, divine creator, did you have to?
Gravdigr • Nov 18, 2011 2:45 pm
'Til it opens its mouth, it looks like some kind of freaky sex toy. Guess it supplies its own lube.
Gravdigr • Nov 18, 2011 2:46 pm
BigV;773580 wrote:
and by bullshit, I mean get that fucking thing away from me!!!

your picture, *sir*.


:lol2:
Gravdigr • Dec 3, 2011 5:54 pm
Alrighty then. What Is This?, asked and answered style:

What is this?
[ATTACH]35652[/ATTACH]
[COLOR="Red"]Answer:-->[/COLOR][COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Flooded car lot in Thailand.[/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]<--highlight to see the answer.[/COLOR]
ZenGum • Dec 3, 2011 6:31 pm
I was close, I was thinking Japan. Different disaster.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 4, 2011 1:15 am
Hondas under water.
BigV • Dec 4, 2011 6:46 pm
Rental car lot in NOLA post Katrina is my guess.
ZenGum • Dec 4, 2011 11:04 pm
Uhh, guys, he's put the answer in the post...
BigV • Dec 5, 2011 9:05 am
Yeah, I know.

I see it answers the question nicely, but it is something of a thread ender. "Hey, look. Got it? Ok. Move on." meh. It was a creative idea. I was trying to continue the conversation.
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 9:07 am
The threads! You're ruining them!

(This is an inside joke. My vet's old front desk lady...now long gone, had made a hand made sign: Keep your animals off the seats. The cushions! You're ruining them!) :lol:
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 9:09 am
What's this?
Lamplighter • Dec 5, 2011 9:14 am
A drill to bore holes in pipes ?
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 9:20 am
Yes! A chain drill. They are very beautiful and effective tools. You put the chain around the back of the pipe and slide it into the slot on the other side of the drill. Then when you use a brace to twist this thing, the threading in that central shaft pulls the bit slowly and steadily into the metal. It really makes drilling very easy and effective. With a chain drill like this, you can drill holes in metal by hand about as fast as with a modern electric drill.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 9:21 am
This one might be more difficult.

What are these things?
Spexxvet • Dec 5, 2011 9:26 am
Early swimming flippers
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 9:29 am
Spexxvet;777751 wrote:
Early swimming flippers


Ha!

Great minds, spexx, great minds.

Horse skis?
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 9:38 am
Are those like Huskies? Or Russkies?
Spexxvet • Dec 5, 2011 9:39 am
Gold bar "sleds"
Lamplighter • Dec 5, 2011 9:41 am
Trucks in mountainous areas carry "emergency drop chains" for icy roads and runaway trailers.

Are they some sort of "emergency drop skids" for railroad freight cars ?
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 9:43 am
I'm not sure about all of it, but one of those things is a dollar bill.

(preens smugly)
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 9:44 am
Lamplighter;777759 wrote:
Trucks in mountainous areas carry "emergency drop chains" for icy roads and runaway trailers.

Are they some sort of "emergency drop skids" for railroad freight cars ?


You're really close. Close enough that I'd say you have it.

They are called skid shoes, and heavy wagons going down hills used them to slow the wagon and also keep the brakes from wearing out and the metal tires on the wheels getting a flat spot worn into them as the wagon skids down a hill.

These would hang by chains on the side of the wagons, and you would stick them under the wheels at the top of a hill, and just skid down the hill on them.
HungLikeJesus • Dec 5, 2011 10:35 am
It seems like it would be hard to steer. Maybe the roads were straighter then.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 10:41 am
They might have only used them on the rear wheels.
Lamplighter • Dec 5, 2011 10:52 am
Here are two measuring tools I find absolutely fascinating.

The first image is the "old" version,
the second and third images are the "new" versions.
The question is, what are they measuring ?
.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 10:57 am
Cool! I've never seen anything like that.

Is it some sort of estimating device for estimating the board feet of lumber in a tree?
Lamplighter • Dec 5, 2011 11:02 am
glatt;777782 wrote:
Cool! I've never seen anything like that.

Is it some sort of estimating device for estimating the board feet of lumber in a tree?


Yes, but going beyond that
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 11:08 am
It somehow measures basal area in a forest? How crowded the forest is?
[/Google searching]
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 11:11 am
I'm intrigued. Not finding anything by googling. Let's see if glatt's mad googling skillz comes up with it.
Spexxvet • Dec 5, 2011 11:13 am
The bottom two are prisms. The deviation is a function of the distance from the object.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 11:13 am
Basal area gauge. But I don't really understand completely how it works. And especially don't understand the modern ones.
Spexxvet • Dec 5, 2011 11:14 am
http://oregonstate.edu/instruct/bot440/wilsomar/Content/HTM-trees.htm
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 11:17 am
OK, so I guess you count the number of fat trees in the woods. And you use the metal gauge to see how fat the trees are so you know whether to count them or not based on how much each tree fills the window. I'm guessing the prisms work by either completely splitting the image of the trunk if the tree is too small to be counted, or else leaving a little bit attached if the tree is fat enough to be counted.
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 11:19 am
Interesting! I learned something new today.
Lamplighter • Dec 5, 2011 11:31 am
The end goal is to determine the board feet of lumber in a given plot of land.
The timber cruiser stands at the center of a plot of trees,

The prism (wedge) gauge is probably easier to understand.
It basically is used to count the trees inside and outside a certain distance.

By looking thru the prism, and rotating 360 degrees,
the cruiser counts the number of trees inside (pic 2)
and outside (pic 3).
By measuring the diameter of the trees inside the plot,
the timber inventory (total number of board ft of the plot) can be calculated.
This "sample" from the center of the plot can represent a much larger area.

The width-steps of the other gauge (pic 1) select
for trees of a maximum given diameter.
The chain is used to fix the distance from the gauge to the eye.

Both of Glatt's tools above and the old gauge here show that our
forefathers were not dummies.
footfootfoot • Dec 5, 2011 11:40 am
I'm beginning to think that Glatt has somehow eaten Clodfobble's brain and thereby derived its powers.

This is like a creepy "One Step Beyond" episode
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 11:41 am
Maybe you just forgot how awesome glatt is in his own right.

;)
classicman • Dec 5, 2011 11:44 am
OK time for a relatively easy one ...
Glatt you are penalized one hour from responding to even things up.
The rest of you .... GO!
Spexxvet • Dec 5, 2011 11:46 am
Your glottis?
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 11:46 am
OMG, it's the fabled Chocolate Pudding Cave and Amphitheater.

I don't know, but the texture totally creeps me out.
Lamplighter • Dec 5, 2011 11:48 am
A drain pipe that has experienced industrial strength "drano" in it's past.
classicman • Dec 5, 2011 11:52 am
nope, nope (agreed) and nope
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 12:14 pm
Lamplighter;777812 wrote:

Both of Glatt's tools above and the old gauge here show that our
forefathers were not dummies.


On my bedside table I have the Dictionary of American Hand Tools. I freaking love it. I've read it cover to cover twice, and just about every night, I open it up at random and just start reading. Before I got it, I knew about 70% of the tools in there, and after reading it a few times, I now know about 95% of the tools in there. But I keep finding new things that I hadn't noticed before. I'm surprise the basal area gauge is not in there. I'll have to check again tonight.
GunMaster357 • Dec 5, 2011 12:16 pm
looks like the underside of a wheel well...



...after some offroad driving in the mud.
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 12:24 pm
Spexxvet;777828 wrote:
Your glottis?


Epic-glottis!
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 12:44 pm
Is it the Hana Lava Tube?
Happy Monkey • Dec 5, 2011 12:49 pm
glatt;777847 wrote:
On my bedside table I have the Dictionary of American Hand Tools. I freaking love it.
Noted as potential Christmas gift. Thanks!
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 1:01 pm
Oh, you would love it.
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 1:03 pm
I'm interested in that too.

I think my dad would like it, and I could look at it when I'm over there.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 1:13 pm
Amazon only has 10 copies in stock right now. And it's the Christmas rush soon. If you want a copy, you should consider placing the order (by clicking through on one of the Amazon ads on Clodfobble's home page) today.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 2:23 pm
What's this? It's a tool in the dictionary I mentioned.
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 2:26 pm
Something for leather work?
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 2:30 pm
No. It doesn't work leather.
classicman • Dec 5, 2011 2:36 pm
glatt - you violated the one hour head start ;)

Yours is a cork drill bit sharpener, I actually own one.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 2:45 pm
Well done, classic! Do you have a cork cutter too? Do you keep it sharp?
classicman • Dec 5, 2011 2:46 pm
Yep! Gotta be sharp or they don't work worth squat!

I have a whole set of cork drills that get used very infrequently so I sharpen them before each use.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 2:47 pm
This is not a cork cutter but looks very much like one.
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And this is how you would use the sharpener to sharpen the cork cutter.
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classicman • Dec 5, 2011 2:50 pm
This is the set I have.
glatt • Dec 5, 2011 2:51 pm
Sweet! Do you bottle your own wine?
Undertoad • Dec 5, 2011 3:02 pm
Do you soak the cork?
infinite monkey • Dec 5, 2011 3:05 pm
In cider?
classicman • Dec 5, 2011 3:15 pm
glatt;777904 wrote:
Sweet! Do you bottle your own wine?

I have not .. .. .. yet.
Undertoad;777908 wrote:
Do you soak the cork?

I have mostly used mine on rubber corks. They obviously need no soaking.
The last time I used them on real cork was about 20 years ago when I made my own fishing rod with real cork grips.
That was a major PITA. I think it was pre-soaked or something cuz it wasn't dry. But I honestly don't remember.
Undertoad • Dec 5, 2011 3:41 pm
So you're not a cork soaker.
Clodfobble • Dec 5, 2011 4:00 pm
My mom has thought on an off over the years about getting cork flooring. But I don't think little circles are ever involved.
Pete Zicato • Dec 5, 2011 5:09 pm
Undertoad;777921 wrote:
So you're not a cork soaker.

:D
Sundae • Dec 5, 2011 5:30 pm
infinite monkey;777909 wrote:
In cider?

My Mum told me if you get a thorn in your hand you should always soak it.
Gravdigr • Dec 5, 2011 5:46 pm
ZenGum;777686 wrote:
Uhh, guys, he's put the answer in the post...


BigV;777743 wrote:
Yeah, I know.

I see it answers the question nicely, but it is something of a thread ender. "Hey, look. Got it? Ok. Move on." meh. It was a creative idea. I was trying to continue the conversation.


I didn't know when I might get back to it, so, I went ahead and provided the answer.
classicman • Dec 5, 2011 10:19 pm
glatt;777857 wrote:
Is it the Hana Lava Tube?


Yes sir it is. I figured you went while there. We had a great time.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 5, 2011 11:43 pm
ZenGum;777686 wrote:
Uhh, guys, he's put the answer in the post...


But he was wrong, it's the flooded Honda plant.
Gravdigr • Dec 7, 2011 6:53 am
How can ya tell? TinEye don't find it for me.
Gravdigr • Dec 7, 2011 6:58 am
xoxoxoBruce;778042 wrote:
But he was wrong, it's the flooded Honda plant.


Is it a flooded Honda plant, in Thailand, perhaps?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 7, 2011 10:40 pm
Yes, it's the Honda plant in Thailand.
Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2011 4:47 pm
If ya never used one of these, ya might not know...

What is this?

[ATTACH]36123[/ATTACH]

It ain't a pizza cutter.
Clodfobble • Dec 21, 2011 4:52 pm
It's a fabric cutter for quilting, isn't it?
classicman • Dec 21, 2011 5:04 pm
Its a Spline roller for replacing screens in windows or doors..
Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2011 5:13 pm
Classic for the win!

It rolls the screen into that little groove on your screen door.
Gravdigr • Dec 21, 2011 5:14 pm
Clodfobble;781998 wrote:
It's a fabric cutter for quilting, isn't it?


Good guess though. Looks just like the one Momdigr has.
Gravdigr • Dec 24, 2011 5:51 pm
Alrighty then...This one might be impossible. [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Unless you have a south-facing door.[/COLOR]

What is this?
[ATTACH]36280[/ATTACH]
ZenGum • Dec 24, 2011 6:33 pm
Object on your camera lens, either dust or droplet, out of focus.
plthijinx • Dec 24, 2011 6:37 pm
what zen said only it's the moon
ZenGum • Dec 24, 2011 7:09 pm
So, it's not dust, it's not a droplet, it's not on the camera lens, but it is an object and it is out of focus, but apart from that, I was right? :right: :D
Gravdigr • Dec 25, 2011 3:02 am
It's not really an object in that you can touch it. You might could feel it, maybe. But there would be no tactile sensation.



ETA: There is a vague hint in the original post also.

ETA Again: As far as focus goes, that's a fairly accurate representation of how it actually appears to the eye.
GunMaster357 • Dec 25, 2011 4:04 am
the extremity of an optic fiber ?
Lamplighter • Dec 25, 2011 9:03 am
A solar eclipse reflecting from light going through a pin hole.
infinite monkey • Dec 25, 2011 9:32 am
ZenGum;782863 wrote:
So, it's not dust, it's not a droplet, it's not on the camera lens, but it is an object and it is out of focus, but apart from that, I was right? :right: :D


:lol2:

I thought the same thing.

Sorry, plt, that was funny. ;)
Gravdigr • Dec 25, 2011 6:19 pm
GunMaster357;782900 wrote:
the extremity of an optic fiber ?


Lamplighter;782911 wrote:
A solar eclipse reflecting from light going through a pin hole.


You are both very close. Kinda sorta.

The vague hint I referred to is the almost invisible "Unless you have a south-facing door." part.

Ima go ahead and give it to Lamp for "through a pin hole".

What it is is: Sunlight exiting the peephole in my (south-facing) front door, projecting on the wall on the opposite side of the living room.

It only happens in the winter months. That's when the sunlight's angle is low enough to make it all the way through the peephole.
Gravdigr • Jan 15, 2012 1:46 pm
What is this?

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BigV • Jan 15, 2012 1:48 pm
An office chair.
Gravdigr • Jan 15, 2012 1:51 pm
Correct!!!







Not.
Rrrraven • Jan 15, 2012 1:58 pm
A shoe horn for masochists?
BigV • Jan 15, 2012 2:22 pm
hahahahahhahahahha

I'm thinking some kind of tool for use in upholstery work, for pulling. Not really happy with this choice, but I can't think of one better. that jagged piece looks like a picture hanger piece.
BigV • Jan 15, 2012 2:24 pm
a slicer, a corner rounder, edge rounder for .. food, like cheese or

a cucumber cutter for decorative food art
Gravdigr • Jan 15, 2012 2:32 pm
Big V with the win!!

It's a happy little corn cutter. It's for cutting corn off the cob.
BigV • Jan 15, 2012 2:38 pm
woooot! I was getting there, was searching food garnish tools, found a julienne cutter, was looking for this doodad... didn't find *THAT* one. Cool! Nice find!
classicman • Jan 15, 2012 5:50 pm
wow! very good, V.
Rhianne • Feb 10, 2012 2:50 pm
What is this, ahem, erection?

The gravel path that goes right through the construction is in a little river valley. The small/medium sized river is just out of sight to the right of the picture and if you look closely next to the left of 'our' building you can see another tiny stream which is actually a feeder, taken from the river, with its own little tunnels and aqueducts to top up the Union Canal.
BigV • Feb 10, 2012 2:53 pm
It's not a covered bridge??

more
Rhianne • Feb 10, 2012 3:38 pm
No, it isn't a bridge. The footpath, river and canal feed run parallel.
glatt • Feb 10, 2012 3:47 pm
Those rafters are over sized for that light weight roof. Clearly there is a winch up in the rafters so you can pull the engine block out of your car and work on it.
Lamplighter • Feb 10, 2012 3:59 pm
The circle of stones in the path might make it a mill of some sort
classicman • Feb 10, 2012 4:02 pm
Its a safety zone from falling coconuts.
When it gets windy, everyone runs there for cover.
capnhowdy • Feb 10, 2012 4:07 pm
Grist Mill
Beest • Feb 10, 2012 4:13 pm
My first thought was Lich gate, but I think it would be fancier and not so long and there would be a wall.
Rhianne • Feb 10, 2012 4:14 pm
Correct!!

Well, there are no coconuts here, but Classicman has it!

The path goes under an old, disused railway viaduct with a slightly crumbly exterior.

The roof is stronger than it looks, made of logs sawn in half.

Pic in a second when I find it....!
Rhianne • Feb 10, 2012 4:17 pm
From the other side first.
glatt • Feb 10, 2012 4:31 pm
way to go classic!

I wonder if any engineering went into designing that roof, or if they just decided to go with the heaviest timbers they happened to have available. Like how do they know how massive the chunks will be that happen to fall down? There's enough weight up there to flatten this structure like a pancake if it all comes down at once. So they are making an assumption that it will come down in pieces a little at a time. How did they decide that the pieces would be a certain size?
classicman • Feb 10, 2012 4:36 pm
I was sort of kidding. (lot more than a little)
We were directed to a couple of those when in Hawaii.
Rhianne • Feb 10, 2012 4:40 pm
I think the viaduct itself is pretty secure as a structure (I walk over it fairly regularly and it hasn't collaped under my weight!) and there doesn't seem to be any big chunks missing, just some crumbly bits here and there.
ZenGum • Feb 10, 2012 7:29 pm
Perhaps, they were worried about lumps of coal falling from the railway.

Or spitters.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 11, 2012 5:40 pm
Or rocks from the railbed, and maybe ice in winter.
footfootfoot • Feb 11, 2012 8:33 pm
nuts, bolts, spikes, and plates.
capnhowdy • Feb 12, 2012 7:47 am
Or hobos.
Sundae • Feb 12, 2012 11:25 am
Rhianne that's a gorgeous photo!
footfootfoot • Feb 12, 2012 12:42 pm
Maybe in case it starts

[YOUTUBE]bBlbPw7WAqM&start=49s[/YOUTUBE]
Rhianne • Feb 12, 2012 3:16 pm
Sundae;794602 wrote:
Rhianne that's a gorgeous photo!


It was taken last August - it's a lot less green there right now!

I think Bruce might be right (about the rocks rather than the ice). Although the actual rails are long gone the bed is still there, albeit overgrown with weeds, and the sides of the bridge where the metal fence/rail sits is only a couple of inches high.
Gravdigr • Feb 12, 2012 4:42 pm
Neat.

I was gonna guess an historic replica of a an early toll booth.
HungLikeJesus • Feb 12, 2012 4:49 pm
I was gonna guess an historic replica of an early troll booth.
infinite monkey • Feb 12, 2012 6:16 pm
HungLikeJesus;794654 wrote:
I was gonna guess an historic replica of an early troll booth.


The replica was actually stolen, and was replaced with an exact replica. Uncanny.
ZenGum • Feb 12, 2012 7:36 pm
infinite monkey;794670 wrote:
The replica was actually stolen, and was replaced with an exact replica. Uncanny.


Twice.
Griff • Feb 12, 2012 9:33 pm
Where one hides from trolls?
footfootfoot • Feb 12, 2012 11:06 pm
Ask not for whom...
Happy Monkey • Feb 13, 2012 1:26 pm
Troll hunter- Good movie.
wolf • Feb 13, 2012 1:58 pm
Is that the one that's like a Norwegian Blair Witch?
Happy Monkey • Feb 13, 2012 2:01 pm
Yeah.
Gravdigr • Feb 13, 2012 6:41 pm
Love the review at the top...
BigV • Feb 14, 2012 9:39 pm
What is this?
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classicman • Feb 14, 2012 10:02 pm
blurry.
BigV • Feb 14, 2012 10:08 pm
well, sure.

I give you a point for trying. *courtesy clapping*
HungLikeJesus • Feb 14, 2012 10:21 pm
One-finger bowling ball.
BigV • Feb 14, 2012 10:24 pm
nope
wolf • Feb 15, 2012 12:35 am
#2 Pool Ball with a hole drilled in it to be threaded or glued onto a stick shift. Or maybe a cane.
ZenGum • Feb 15, 2012 12:45 am
HungLikeJesus;795288 wrote:
One-finger bowling ball.


"That's oay, that's not my finger!"
classicman • Feb 15, 2012 12:49 am
The blackish part on the left side has me thinking something with electronics involved.
glatt • Feb 15, 2012 8:33 am
wolf;795335 wrote:
#2 Pool Ball with a hole drilled in it to be threaded or glued onto a stick shift. Or maybe a cane.


I can't do any better than this. It looks like a pool ball to me too.
Spexxvet • Feb 15, 2012 8:37 am
Sex toy for a teletubby
infinite monkey • Feb 15, 2012 8:39 am
It's a condom applicator.
classicman • Feb 15, 2012 2:29 pm
Its an electronic something with a keyed top... Maybe a battery charger or something.
BigV • Feb 15, 2012 2:56 pm
wolf;795335 wrote:
#2 Pool Ball with a hole drilled in it to be threaded or glued onto a stick shift. Or maybe a cane.


Winner!!!
wolf • Feb 15, 2012 3:57 pm
I've played pool a time or two ... ;) :shark:

There were giveaways ... colors, the baseline of the two, and the fact that the white wasn't just surface.
BigV • Feb 15, 2012 4:03 pm
wolf;795533 wrote:
I've played pool a time or two ... ;) :shark:

There were giveaways ... colors, the baseline of the two, and the fact that the white wasn't just surface.


Congratulations!

*pssst-not a 2 ball*
BigV • Feb 15, 2012 4:04 pm
Griff;794731 wrote:
Where one hides from trolls?


Watched this last night.

More... Cloverfield than Blair Witch. I gave it three Netflix stars.
wolf • Feb 15, 2012 4:10 pm
BigV;795537 wrote:
Congratulations!

*pssst-not a 2 ball*


Realize that now, but the photo looked really blue and not at all purple on my monitor.

Cool project idea. Nice gift.
Gravdigr • Mar 7, 2012 4:08 pm
Ima tell you right off, I don't know what it is. Having said that...

WTF is the thing hanging on the side of the post with the pipes coming in and out of it, with the nozzle-looking thing?

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wolf • Mar 7, 2012 4:29 pm
I'm guessing you don't have a better picture of it? Right now it looks like something handy to hang the ball rack off of.

Soda siphon, maybe?
Happy Monkey • Mar 7, 2012 4:38 pm
Beer tap, repurposed as decoraration?
BigV • Mar 7, 2012 7:05 pm
I agree with wolf and Happy Monkey.
Gravdigr • Mar 8, 2012 2:53 pm
wolf;800173 wrote:
I'm guessing you don't have a better picture of it? Right now it looks like something handy to hang the ball rack off of.

Soda siphon, maybe?


Damn! That's exactly what it is now that I know what it is!

I thought about that thing all night last night.

A nine ball rack, hanging off what does indeed appear to be a tap.

Thank you. As you were.
HungLikeJesus • Mar 8, 2012 4:06 pm
I think you need to get out more.
wolf • Mar 8, 2012 4:06 pm
This was about the nine ball rack and not the spigot?
Gravdigr • Mar 8, 2012 5:16 pm
HungLikeJesus;800410 wrote:
I think you need to get out more.


If ya want a bigger chuckle...

I thought the nine ball rack looked like the bed from a little red wagon.

My sense of scale was, well, non-existant.

:p:
infinite monkey • Mar 8, 2012 7:10 pm
I thought it was some sort of triangular tin container...like to provide some kind of liquid or to catch it or do something to it, like aerate. It was part of the spigot.

I didn't see it was a nine ball rack at all...until I saw it. So don't feel badly Grav, I was perplexed too. :lol:
BigV • Mar 9, 2012 3:05 pm
What is this?
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HungLikeJesus • Mar 9, 2012 3:08 pm
Solder?
glatt • Mar 9, 2012 3:24 pm
Gold fillings from the dead hobos?
infinite monkey • Mar 9, 2012 3:25 pm
buckshot

(I'm not even sure what buckshot is, but it sounded good.)
footfootfoot • Mar 9, 2012 3:39 pm
I see tiny bits of leather that looks like it was punched out. Though other stuff looks like slag or amalgam fillings, I'm guessing it's swarf.
infinite monkey • Mar 9, 2012 3:41 pm
Hmmm, I think it's a marfloogle, or a compopart, or maybe a snigola.
glatt • Mar 9, 2012 3:49 pm
footfootfoot;800639 wrote:
I see tiny bits of leather that looks like it was punched out. Though other stuff looks like slag or amalgam fillings, I'm guessing it's swarf.


And I bet there's a story to go with it.
infinite monkey • Mar 9, 2012 3:50 pm
Gonzolala! There is always a story about the peerble rectolators.
HungLikeJesus • Mar 9, 2012 4:06 pm
Now I get it.

[youtubewide]lVZ8Ko-nss4[/youtubewide]
BigV • Mar 9, 2012 4:08 pm
footfootfoot;800639 wrote:
I see tiny bits of leather that looks like it was punched out. Though other stuff looks like slag or amalgam fillings, I'm guessing it's swarf.


glatt;800642 wrote:
And I bet there's a story to go with it.


footfootfoot wins!

You get a gold star. The minus one point for imagining leather bits is offset by teaching me the right word for the dark sparkly bits, "swarf". Although, after checking, I believe these bits are welding/cutting torch spatter, and not strictly swarf from a rotary cutting tool.

glatt gets a cookie for the story guess. Here's your cookie! Wait, the cookie's not ready yet. Sorry, still cookin!
glatt • Mar 9, 2012 4:11 pm
BigV;800650 wrote:
The minus one point for imagining leather bits


Then what is that blue stuff? Denim?
Gravdigr • Mar 9, 2012 4:25 pm
My hopes and dreams.
infinite monkey • Mar 9, 2012 4:27 pm
HungLikeJesus;800649 wrote:
Now I get it.



Yeah, that dude said exactly what I said! :eek:
BigV • Mar 9, 2012 4:32 pm
glatt;800651 wrote:
Then what is that blue stuff? Denim?


neoprene.

The story's done, I'm posting your cookie now.
Spexxvet • Mar 9, 2012 4:34 pm
infinite monkey;800641 wrote:
Hmmm, I think it's a marfloogle, or a compopart, or maybe a snigola.


This is hindsight, but I knew it wasn't snigola. It's too .... jibouly to be snigola.
infinite monkey • Mar 9, 2012 4:41 pm
Spexxvet;800660 wrote:
This is hindsight, but I knew it wasn't snigola. It's too .... jibouly to be snigola.


I thought maybe it was under a temperate temperature of 40 degrees. The properties of snigola can indeed become very jibouly under those conditions. Not to mention the change in elastarmity. Snigola is an enigma.
footfootfoot • Mar 9, 2012 10:34 pm
BigV;800650 wrote:
footfootfoot wins!

You get a gold star. The minus one point for imagining leather bits is offset by teaching me the right word for the dark sparkly bits, "swarf". Although, after checking, I believe these bits are welding/cutting torch spatter, and not strictly swarf from a rotary cutting tool.

glatt gets a cookie for the story guess. Here's your cookie! Wait, the cookie's not ready yet. Sorry, still cookin!

So, it's weld spatter?
wolf • Mar 9, 2012 10:52 pm
I though it was shavings off a ƒucking metal bar, but someone beat me to the correct answer, so I can't properly be the wiseass.
classicman • Mar 10, 2012 1:38 am
lol
BigV • Mar 10, 2012 7:17 pm
footfootfoot;800794 wrote:
So, it's weld spatter?


so, it's whatever is inside these ankle weights.

for, like, weight, y'know? you've seen what I've seen. it is magnetic. but I didn't think welding splattered like this . to me, it seems like cutting torch spatter. doesn't weld spatter stick to what is being welded? I don't know. I don't speak metal as fluently as I speak wood or other media.
BigV • Mar 13, 2012 1:43 pm
What is this?
[ATTACH]37868[/ATTACH]
footfootfoot • Mar 13, 2012 1:53 pm
BigV;800920 wrote:
so, it's whatever is inside these ankle weights.

for, like, weight, y'know? you've seen what I've seen. it is magnetic. but I didn't think welding splattered like this . to me, it seems like cutting torch spatter. doesn't weld spatter stick to what is being welded? I don't know. I don't speak metal as fluently as I speak wood or other media.


Depleted Uranium, probably. Do your ankles glow?
BigV • Mar 13, 2012 1:55 pm
Not used that way, so don't know.

But the handle for the roses (the brown rootstock, if you will) does feel warm in my hand.
footfootfoot • Mar 14, 2012 1:45 pm
BigV;801319 wrote:
Not used that way, so don't know.

But the handle for the roses (the brown rootstock, if you will) does feel warm in my hand.


Ice it and wait until the swelling goes down;)
BigV • Mar 14, 2012 8:03 pm
footfootfoot;801424 wrote:
Ice it and wait until the swelling goes down;)

hahhaahaha....
BigV;801316 wrote:
What is this?
[ATTACH]37868[/ATTACH]


Well?
classicman • Mar 14, 2012 9:25 pm
A postcard with a note on it.
infinite monkey • Mar 15, 2012 8:58 am
It's a legacy 3D wireless mobile multiplayer game--from IBM.

Too obvious?
glatt • Mar 15, 2012 9:01 am
It's a box with some electronic circuitry inside.
ZenGum • Mar 15, 2012 9:06 am
but first, they made a hole in the box.
Gravdigr • Mar 15, 2012 1:02 pm
BigV;801316 wrote:
What is this?


A paper weight?
Gravdigr • Mar 15, 2012 1:02 pm
Hah, we're just fulla shit, today, ain't we?

:lol2:
BigV • Mar 15, 2012 2:31 pm
infinite monkey;801590 wrote:
It's a legacy 3D wireless mobile multiplayer game--from IBM.

Too obvious?

LOL!!
BigV • Mar 15, 2012 2:34 pm
classicman;801532 wrote:
A postcard with a note on it.

No.
glatt;801591 wrote:
It's a box with some electronic circuitry inside.

(surprisingly) Nope.
Gravdigr;801629 wrote:
A paper weight?

Not really, no.

infinite monkey's answer is, of course, correct, but I am kind of looking for more detail.

Some clues.

It is really a game.

You've all played it.

Some of you probably have or had a copy of the game.
infinite monkey • Mar 15, 2012 2:45 pm
Tron
glatt • Mar 15, 2012 2:53 pm
If it's not electronic, I would guess backgammon, but it says it's multiplayer. So that means more than two players. So it has to be something like Monopoly.
BigV • Mar 15, 2012 2:59 pm
backgammon's multiplayer, no? solitaire, not so much.

So, not tron, not monopoly, not backgammon. (tron? you played tron?)

I will reveal this one today, I promise. :)
footfootfoot • Mar 15, 2012 3:02 pm
pong
infinite monkey • Mar 15, 2012 3:10 pm
We had Pong and it looked nothing like that. Well, there was also no way for it to be multiplayer back in that day.
BigV • Mar 15, 2012 3:18 pm
Not pong.
infinite monkey • Mar 15, 2012 3:28 pm
Lemmings?
infinite monkey • Mar 15, 2012 3:29 pm
Hmmm, or maybe something like 'real life' badminton or something?
HungLikeJesus • Mar 15, 2012 6:37 pm
Lawn Jarts
footfootfoot • Mar 15, 2012 7:24 pm
clackers
BigV • Mar 15, 2012 8:24 pm
It's BATTLESHIP!
[ATTACH]37900[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH]37901[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH]37902[/ATTACH]
Gravdigr • Mar 15, 2012 11:46 pm
Wireless.:facepalm:
BigV • Mar 16, 2012 2:35 am
I am laughing out loud. :D :lol2:
Vesk • Mar 16, 2012 4:09 am
This is a picture of my boss's arm... Any ideas wtf that is? He says it doesn't itch unless he scratches it. Probably ringworm, but decided to post here just in case someone recognizes it as something else. Thanks!

Image
Griff • Mar 16, 2012 6:19 am
Ha!
glatt • Mar 16, 2012 8:36 am
multiplayer?
:eyebrow:
infinite monkey • Mar 16, 2012 8:38 am
Vesk, that's the mark of the beast.

Anyway, I could've named a hundred games besides badminton. I should have named all the games ever known to man.

As glatt points out, though, battleship is dual player. Thank you.
footfootfoot • Mar 16, 2012 9:15 am
The Cellar: Your infallible source for medical opinions, diagnosis, and advice.

Some of us are doctors, all of us are gods.
ZenGum • Mar 16, 2012 9:24 am
Vesk;801792 wrote:
This is a picture of my boss's arm... Any ideas wtf that is? He says it doesn't itch unless he scratches it. Probably ringworm, but decided to post here just in case someone recognizes it as something else. Thanks!


So tell him not to scratch it, already. :smack:

I'm not a doctor, but I did speak with one today. I think that is definitely the Mark of the Beast. He'd better get the whole arm burned off with liquid nitrogen, if it isn't too late already.


Nah, seriously ....

(a) Hi, welcome to the cellar
(b) Umm, this thread is where we play a game where someone takes a photo of an obscure object and we try to guess what it is. We haven't done any on medical issues before.
(c) ringworm for 200, thanks, Bob.
infinite monkey • Mar 16, 2012 9:29 am
Molly Ringworm.
Spexxvet • Mar 16, 2012 9:30 am
Vesk;801792 wrote:
This is a picture of my boss's arm... Any ideas wtf that is? He says it doesn't itch unless he scratches it. Probably ringworm, but decided to post here just in case someone recognizes it as something else. Thanks!

Image


Leprosy or gonorrhea. Either way, her dick is gonna fall off.
ZenGum • Mar 16, 2012 9:36 am
infinite monkey;801851 wrote:
Molly Ringworm.


It's pretty, it's in pink ... done!
infinite monkey • Mar 16, 2012 9:48 am
Spexxvet wrote:
Leprosy or gonorrhea. Either way, her dick is gonna fall off.


You're so bad. :lol:
BigV • Mar 16, 2012 10:20 am
glatt;801811 wrote:
multiplayer?
:eyebrow:


Have you never played Battleship against another player?

I got the "legacy 3D wireless multiplayer game" at a convention as a gift/prize/schwag. I was surprised then amused. Thanks to all for playing. So to speak.

***

Vesk,

1 -- Welcome to the cellar.

2 -- ew.

3 -- it looks kind of like a lower case "[FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]g[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]".

4 -- ew.
Gravdigr • Mar 16, 2012 3:27 pm
If it don't go away in a week, get a tattoo.
footfootfoot • Mar 16, 2012 7:31 pm
Gravdigr;801896 wrote:
If it don't go away in a week, get a tattoo.


lmao
BigV • Mar 16, 2012 9:03 pm
What is this?

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HungLikeJesus • Mar 16, 2012 9:12 pm
It's a delaying lever.
ZenGum • Mar 16, 2012 9:17 pm
Dunno, but I reckon there should be a washer just under the head of the bolt as well as inside the nut.

The elongated loop is for holding with your hand. The round loop is for fitting over something that needs to be pulled or lifted without being touched by the hand.

A device for removing hot sterilised bottles from the steriliser?

ETA: BigV. Probably some kind of sex toy. :D
footfootfoot • Mar 16, 2012 10:23 pm
Sex toy. That's what I was going to guess. Minus five points for the cheap wing nut and stove bolt.
zippyt • Mar 16, 2012 11:20 pm
Carboy carrying handle
footfootfoot • Mar 17, 2012 1:43 am
zippyt;801987 wrote:
Carboy carrying handle


Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
plthijinx • Mar 17, 2012 12:33 pm
ZenGum;801961 wrote:
ETA: BigV. Probably some kind of sex toy. :D


footfootfoot;801968 wrote:
Sex toy. That's what I was going to guess. Minus five points for the cheap wing nut and stove bolt.



yeah my guess too. it's the new and improved cock ring with boulder holders! put yer dick through the hole and your boys through the oval!
Undertoad • Mar 17, 2012 12:37 pm
welllll i dont know about you but mine don't fit


just sayin
plthijinx • Mar 17, 2012 1:01 pm
Undertoad;802035 wrote:
welllll i dont know about you but mine don't fit


just sayin



oh they come in a variety of sizes. sm, med, lg, x-lg, xx-lg. you just have to be careful when putting the wing nut on your bolt. if you do it too fast you could wing your nuts and get a pube caught in the threads. not a cool feeling. :eek:
classicman • Mar 17, 2012 1:29 pm
You know WAY TOO MUCH about this plthy.
plthijinx • Mar 17, 2012 4:23 pm
only 'cuz you sent me the drawings for review of your invention for copyright!
Gravdigr • Mar 17, 2012 4:33 pm
Is it a carry handle for a bicycle?
footfootfoot • Mar 17, 2012 6:46 pm
ZippyT got it in one.
ZenGum • Mar 17, 2012 6:52 pm
That doesn't mean it isn't also a sex toy.


Hell, by that reasoning, "sex toy" is going to be my answer for everything in this thread from now on.
footfootfoot • Mar 17, 2012 6:54 pm
Three Cheers for Sex Toys!
BigV • Mar 18, 2012 1:53 am
I love you guys!


Not that way, though.





Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just sayin'.


zippyt in one, FTW.
BigV • Mar 18, 2012 2:09 am
HungLikeJesus;801958 wrote:
It's a delaying lever.

Yes, delaying the day I need to rebuild my sink or move out due to ten pounds of broken glass on the floor.
ZenGum;801961 wrote:
snip--
ETA: BigV. Probably some kind of sex toy. :D

the word you're looking for is "pervertable".
footfootfoot;801968 wrote:
Sex toy. That's what I was going to guess. Minus five points for the cheap wing nut and stove bolt.

You say cheap like it's a bad thing.
plthijinx;802034 wrote:
yeah my guess too. it's the new and improved cock ring with boulder holders! put yer dick through the hole and your boys through the oval!
It is articulated.
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Undertoad;802035 wrote:
welllll i dont know about you but mine don't fit


just sayin
LOL!

plthijinx;802040 wrote:
oh they come in a variety of sizes. sm, med, lg, x-lg, xx-lg. you just have to be careful when putting the wing nut on your bolt. if you do it too fast you could wing your nuts and get a pube caught in the threads. not a cool feeling. :eek:

Unless you're into that.
classicman;802042 wrote:
You know WAY TOO MUCH about this plthy.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, they say.

ZenGum;802077 wrote:
That doesn't mean it isn't also a sex toy.


Hell, by that reasoning, "sex toy" is going to be my answer for everything in this thread from now on.

Fucking word.
footfootfoot;802080 wrote:
Three Cheers for Sex Toys!

Hip [COLOR="White"]thrust [/COLOR]HOORAY,
Hip [COLOR="White"]thrust [/COLOR]HOORAY,
Hip [COLOR="White"]thrust [/COLOR]HOORAY!
zippyt • Mar 18, 2012 12:18 pm
if yer going for a sex toyish thing i guess it could be a GIMP carrying handle
Gravdigr • Mar 18, 2012 12:40 pm
WTF is a carboy?







ETA: Why did you make me learn something??? On Sunday?! It's a bigass jug.

Now I gotta take a double dose of Damitol.

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infinite monkey • Mar 18, 2012 4:56 pm
We went through the 'what is a carboy' thing here:

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16582&highlight=carboy&page=14
footfootfoot • Mar 18, 2012 6:10 pm
It's an automobile. And don't call me boy.
infinite monkey • Mar 18, 2012 7:48 pm
Driving Miss Crazy
Gravdigr • Mar 31, 2012 4:29 pm
Right off let me say I don't know what this is. I'm asking you.

WITELF (What In The Ever Loving Fuck) is this? All the caption said was "fromhorseintestine".

If it came from the horse/pony/foal in the background, it accounted for about a fourth of its bodyweight...

WITELF?

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Is it beautiful, or is it just me?
Happy Monkey • Mar 31, 2012 5:27 pm
Bezoar?
GunMaster357 • Apr 1, 2012 8:57 am
Most probably created by accretion of ingested sand over quite some time
BigV • Apr 17, 2012 7:15 pm
What is this?

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zippyt • Apr 17, 2012 7:22 pm
V you dont need to be playing with that Crystal meth dude
BigV • Apr 17, 2012 7:25 pm
I f*cking wish man.
plthijinx • Apr 17, 2012 7:54 pm
if that was the kidney stone you passed then holy fuckmerunningwithablender!
BigV • Apr 17, 2012 8:09 pm
We have a winner!

Two winners actually, I'm a winner cause I lived. It's a little beat up due to my rough handling. In situ, it was sharp on every point, one molecule crystal sharp. I thought I had a urinary tract infection on top of the kidney stone, but that turned out not to be the case. The pain I was feeling (hahahah first typed that as fleeing) and the practically continuous urge to pee was the stone moving into my bladder, and then out. Suddenly, like, instantly, the feelings of a UTI were completely gone. Kidney pain's gone too. Thank FSM.
plthijinx • Apr 17, 2012 8:43 pm
GAWDDAMNALMIGHTEH! the one i passed years ago was NOTHING compared to that that that that THING! HOLY HELL! glad you made it! one thing i haven't mentioned is a friend of mine passed away about 2 weeks ago from kidney stones. some really serious shit! he got an infection and it killed him! great man he was. will be missed!
BigV • Apr 17, 2012 9:03 pm
I'm very sorry to hear about that plt. Kidney stones are a bitch. They're hard to get at, y'know? And we need our kidneys. I'm sorry your friend died, ...***shivers***.
plthijinx • Apr 17, 2012 9:41 pm
like i said, he was a great man. had absolutely no enemies. everyone, and i mean everyone loved him. thanks dude. and i'm SOOO relieved that you got through this man. i really really am!
beauregaardhooligan • Apr 18, 2012 8:22 am
I've passed a few, but the one I caught looked like that and a little bigger than a BB. I was astounded, and like BigV says, the pain stopped instantly.
They say passing a kidney stone is the worst pain a man will ever know since they will never give birth.
Not the way you want to leave this world. Sorry for your friend,plthijinx.
glatt • Apr 18, 2012 8:24 am
Fucking ouch.

So how do you avoid kidney stones? I've never had one. Is it just if you have hard water in your area? Or is it all diet?
ZenGum • Apr 18, 2012 8:28 am
[thinking]

Hmm, some kind of crystal aggregate, formed by precipitation from a solution
... doesn't look like quartz ... maybe gypsum or feldspar ...

reads thread ..

Kidney stone ha! as if! Snort!

reads ...

:eek: OWWWWMYGAAWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!

Roughly what is the size of that thing??

Damn, that is sooo sharp and pointy.
wolf • Apr 18, 2012 2:05 pm
That is one impressive Kidney Stone, my man. BigV's BigStone.

I actually first thought it might be a citrine, then realized that I was assuming a larger scale and went .... triple ick with a side order of eeeeeauw.

Glad you're rid of it.

Makes you regret not having evolved to make pearls out of those, eh?
BigV • Apr 18, 2012 4:21 pm
Everything you *ever* want to know about Kidney Stones.

If you can't pass it with your urine, you have a couple of choices. Open kidney surgery (I don't know what the actual term is, but I've seen pictures of hunks of kidney like you might find in the meat section with a handful of bloody gravel in one of the pockets--not recommended); lapro-urethreal-??? surgery where they stick the camera and the tiny rock crusher on the end of a flexible metal wand right you know where (pass the general anesthesia please and make that morphine on the rocks a double); extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (actually not making up any part of this one) where they put you in a water bath and then assault the side if the steel bathtub with a sonic hammer/gun that sends shock waves through the wall of the bath, through the water, through your tissue, and through your kidney so violently that the stone shatters and you can (hopefully) pass the fragments. No, not making it up, you can look it up.

The pain associated with a kidney stone has a special name: renal colic. Several sites describe the pain as excruciating, as painful as giving birth. I can't make that comparison of course, but I can testify that it is the most painful experience I've ever had. From Wikipedia:

The pain typically begins in the abdomen and often radiates to the hypochondrium or the groin. The pain is often colicky (comes in waves) due to ureteric peristalsis, but may be constant. It may come in two varieties: dull and acute; the acute variation is particularly unpleasant and is often described as one of the strongest pain sensations felt by humans (being worse than childbirth, broken bones, gunshot wounds, burns, or surgery).[1]


The kind of stone I show here is (probably) calcium oxalate dihydrate, a common one, also known as Weddellite. There are numerous pictures around and they're all unpleasant, especially the microscopic ones that look like a jumbled sharp crystal burr. The stone pictured above is about the size of a BB. I know that doesn't seem very big, but I promise you, it punches way, way above its weight.

As for how do you get them or better yet, how do you avoid them? The solution to pollution is dilution. Drink lots of water. You should be producing two liters of urine a day. I'm a bigger guy, so I should be making more than that minimum. As the amount of urine decreases, it becomes concentrated and the solution becomes more saturated. This makes the minerals more likely to precipitated out of solution onto a given crystal seed like a clump of protein or whatever. Now you've started one, the only way (except for uric acid stones which are amenable to chemical dissolving) to get rid of it is to get rid of it. You can't rinse/wash/dilute away such crystals once they've come out of solution. They're small to begin with but will only inexorably grow, eventually to the point (ouch) where they are a problem.

There are foods to minimize and such, but the main best easiest idea is to drink plenty of water.
ZenGum • Apr 18, 2012 8:39 pm
For ignorami like me, a BB pellet is around 0.175 inches (4.45 mm) in diameter.

Except BB pellets would be smooth and round. *shudders*


I'm off to drink some water now.


ETA You should totally make some jewelery out of that. Maybe put it on the tip of an eyebrow piercing or something. Next year's erotic art?
wolf • Apr 19, 2012 1:36 am
I was very disappointed when I learned that they don't lithotrip gallstones anymore. Apparently the darn things kept coming back bigger and more obstructive in revenge for being broken up. So, bye-bye gall bladder.
BigV • Apr 20, 2012 4:59 pm
What is this?

Or, more interestingly, what's going on here? I'm headed out for a bit, will discuss upon my return.

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zippyt • Apr 20, 2012 5:07 pm
Dude that aint NO way to trim hedges !!!
footfootfoot • Apr 20, 2012 6:34 pm
Remember the branch trimming episode?
ZenGum • Apr 20, 2012 9:17 pm
Hover-mower! Brilliant!


Srsly, looks like you were mowing the lawn and ran over a vine, which got tangled around the mower blade and started winching the mower toward the tree the vine hangs from, so that pulling on the mower lifts it into the air.
wolf • Apr 21, 2012 11:39 am
Lawn Mower Rodeo! Sweet! How long did it take to hog-tie that bush it's going after?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 21, 2012 4:49 pm
BigV;807128 wrote:

Several sites describe the pain as excruciating, as painful as giving birth. I can't make that comparison of course, but I can testify that it is the most painful experience I've ever had.

Ever hear of a guy passing a stone then a year later say, you know, I think I'd like another one?
Gravdigr • Apr 21, 2012 4:52 pm
BigV;807545 wrote:
What is this?

Or, more interestingly, what's going on here? I'm headed out for a bit, will discuss upon my return.


Dude, flip your blades!!

:p:
BigV • Apr 21, 2012 5:35 pm
xoxoxoBruce;807720 wrote:
Ever hear of a guy passing a stone then a year later say, you know, I think I'd like another one?


uh... No.

But you can be assured I recognized it immediately.
BigV • Apr 21, 2012 5:37 pm
ZenGum;807568 wrote:
Hover-mower! Brilliant!


--snip


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BigV • Apr 21, 2012 6:04 pm
ZenGum;807568 wrote:
Hover-mower! Brilliant!


Srsly, looks like you were mowing the lawn and ran over a vine, which got tangled around the mower blade and started winching the mower toward the tree the vine hangs from, so that pulling on the mower lifts it into the air.


Srsly, your second guess is very close. I ran the mower into a couple HIMALAYAN BLACKBERRY CANES, and they got tucked behind the front drive wheels. I tried to pull the mower back--nope. They held fast, strong enough to easily bear the weight of the mower. Naturally, having my camera in my pocket, I took the opportunity and took the picture. I did eventually drag the canes from the canopy of the other trees and shrubs out onto the lawn where I could vent my murderous rage on all thirty feet with the blades instead of the wheels.

Himalayan blackberry is an introduced species here in the Pacific Northwest. They produce delicious fruit, and I love the berries. The canes, no. They are... they are the evil love child of kudzu and razor wire raised on a diet of kevlar and death metal. I read once that the way to kill them is to get some full strength Round Up, not that chicken shit stuff you get at the big box store. I mean the concentrated material that comes in big drums with the stenciled words "Agent Orange" partly redacted. Stuff you need a hazmat suit and a background check to get. Then pour a quart into a non reactive container with a handle, situate yourself near the base of the canes, lop them off flush with the ground with one stroke of your machete and on the backswing paint the now oozing stump with the evil brew before the sap skins over and the now pissed off plant sends up two new canes for every one you cut down. They're ridiculously strong, as you can see in the picture, and they're fucking armored with breakaway thorns that are the curse that keeps on giving.

They are everywhere up here, and given the chance, they'd take over the world, subject to the climactic limits. They sure like it here. They can form patches of brambly canes that permit no other growth. And even their berry producing benefit is only available at the perimeter. Getting rid if them is probably a fantasy. Reclaiming our living area, rescuing our other plants from their suffocating, thorny, light stealing blanket, that's reasonable, if difficult. I do like this method of grabbing them by the bottom and then driving away. Lamplighter probably knows of them, but I don't know of any other dwellars that might have other similarly scarring experiences with these blackberry canes. I hate them.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 21, 2012 6:29 pm
GOATS! ;)
Lamplighter • Apr 21, 2012 7:00 pm
Shade is the best biological control.

Triclopyr is an EPA-approved, effective herbicide when used as directed.
Lilly-Miller sells it under the name of "Image"- Fred Meyer carries it.
Late afternoon, Springtime application to growing vines, and/or autumn.

Goats will eat the young, green leaves; but the roots survive to re-sprout - once the goats leave.

Little else is of value... I know, I've tried. :right:
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 21, 2012 7:24 pm
Huh?
GunMaster357 • May 1, 2012 10:07 pm
So what's this?
zippyt • May 1, 2012 10:23 pm
Eather a Giant tootsiroll maker ,
Or a Tamale maker ,
Or a fake turd maker for testing Toilets
xoxoxoBruce • May 2, 2012 1:28 am
Zip got it, fake turds.
GunMaster357 • May 2, 2012 7:17 am
Zippyt winner !
glatt • May 2, 2012 8:13 am
So how come when you go to the toilet store they brag about how many golf balls the toilet can flush? Like that's a difficult feat, flushing a small round ball. I'd be much more impressed with a photo of the pile of fake turds each one flushes.
infinite monkey • May 2, 2012 8:30 am
I think the government should regulate the fake poo industry. Any Joe Schmoe can make knock-off poo in their garage and sell it as the safe, regulated, approved by Underwriter's Laboratories poo we have come to rely on.

How many more kids have to be fooled by fake faux poo before we act?
GunMaster357 • May 2, 2012 10:32 am
I am trying to imagine the conversation:

"We need fake shit to test our toilets!"
"No shit, Sherlock!"
"How are we going to make that shit?"
"I don't know shit about it."
"Golf balls are just bullshit!"
"Fiddle with some shit and make those turds!"

The poor lab guy probably had a long pondering session about it...



... sitting on his stool ;)
infinite monkey • May 2, 2012 10:38 am
:notworthy

Hahahaa!

But seriously, what major breakthroughs in toilet technology have there been in the last 100 years? Sure, you gotcher automatic flushers and your padded seats and such...but the basic principle of the Crapper, how much could it be improved upon that we need to test it with fake poo?

For one thing: they are paying people to make fake poo when it's an unlimited free resource.

For another, what's the goal: gentlemen, we need to see exactly how small we can make this hole while keeping it capable of accomodating the average-sized poo. I want everyone on this project. Betty, call the Poo-man and make sure he ramps up production. The competition is draining all our profits.

Lastly: if your poo is always the same length, circumference, and consistency, I'd advise you to stop with the steady diet of packing peanuts.
wolf • May 2, 2012 10:49 am
GunMaster357;809763 wrote:
So what's this?


Hash brownie extruder.
wolf • May 2, 2012 10:50 am
infinite monkey;809818 wrote:

For one thing: they are paying people to make fake poo when it's an unlimited free resource.


Just think of it as your tax dollars at work.
infinite monkey • May 2, 2012 10:57 am
A MILLION SHOVEL READY JOBS? And they're Outsourcing poo, when all these Fine Workers are pooping in their own homes and Getting Subsidized.

Smaller Crap = Smaller government
glatt • May 2, 2012 10:59 am
infinite monkey;809818 wrote:
But seriously, what major breakthroughs in toilet technology have there been in the last 100 years?


You joke, but with new laws every decade or so saying that you can only use a thimble full of water to flush a toilet, the manufacturers have had to work really hard to keep the toilets flushing well with less and less water. The size and shape of the drain are very important. When you make it skinnier, the velocity increases, which helps the flush, but you make it too skinny and it starts to clog. And the bend of the drain plays a role too, as does the tank design. It's serious business. :Flush:
infinite monkey • May 2, 2012 11:00 am
Sigh.

Technology Killed the Comedy Star. :(


;)
infinite monkey • May 2, 2012 11:01 am
And you do know they are going to start Legislating the amount of poo we're each allowed. The Poo Extruder isn't testing toilets, it's testing PEOPLE!
GunMaster357 • May 2, 2012 1:44 pm
They can't pass a law about that.....




.... if only because they're so full of shit!
Gravdigr • May 2, 2012 2:10 pm
Honest to God, I got no fucking clue what that is.

I can't decide if that's a kitchen you're in, or a workshop.

Ima say that's some kind of cheese, or pate. Or a sealant of some kind, putty perhaps.

Maybe you're making homemade Vienna sausages?

Does it have something to do with sex? I bet it's something to do with sex. Is it sex? It's sex ain't it?
GunMaster357 • May 2, 2012 2:43 pm
Here's the shitty link: A game of thrones
Gravdigr • May 2, 2012 2:59 pm
Oh, look. It is fake shit.
Gravdigr • May 3, 2012 6:10 pm
If you were going to make fake poo, would you make it brown? I'd make it some fun color, like green.

Or red.
wolf • May 3, 2012 11:47 pm
Blue poo. We need more blue poo.
Gravdigr • May 4, 2012 11:34 am
Pool blue poo. If we had poo that was pool blue, we could poo in the pool and no one would know.

Win-win.
BigV • May 4, 2012 11:56 am
What is this?

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Gravdigr • May 4, 2012 12:03 pm
Is it the wad of gauze that came outta your dipstick after passing that stone?
Gravdigr • May 4, 2012 12:04 pm
Srsly, though...homemade Play-Doh?
glatt • May 4, 2012 12:06 pm
home made fake poop
BigV • May 4, 2012 12:17 pm
it's a gnome!
Gravdigr • May 4, 2012 12:48 pm
Looks like he's flipping somebody off.
infinite monkey • May 4, 2012 12:48 pm
Gnome? Damn near rectum!
Sundae • May 4, 2012 3:36 pm
snicker

Looks like an enormous Char Siu Bao.
I am currently obsessed with it; I see a fluffy white cloud and my mouth starts watering.
infinite monkey • May 4, 2012 3:47 pm
It's that 'blow it into a hole/space' insulation, isn't it???????
zippyt • May 4, 2012 4:08 pm
A dozen or so Peeps Stacked and Nuked untill they Esploded in Peep abuse fury !!!
Spexxvet • May 5, 2012 9:16 am
Looks like icing, but tastes like monitor.
Gravdigr • May 5, 2012 5:31 pm
:lol2:
jimhelm • May 5, 2012 6:35 pm
is it Lard?
Sundae • May 6, 2012 6:20 am
Spexxvet;810264 wrote:
Looks like icing, but tastes like monitor.

HAGGIS
Gravdigr • May 7, 2012 3:03 pm
It's haggis?
Sundae • May 7, 2012 3:24 pm
Not in looks or taste or smell.
Gravdigr • May 7, 2012 3:27 pm
But, does it feel like haggis?
Sundae • May 7, 2012 3:31 pm
I couldn't tell you.
I've never had that white stuff in my mouth or throat.
Clodfobble • May 13, 2012 10:42 am
So V, what is that white monstrosity?
BigV • May 13, 2012 12:19 pm
That white monstrosity is a bar of Ivory soap.

A bar of Ivory soap that has been put in a bowl and microwaved on high for about three minutes. It got that big in the first minute or so, but if some radiation is good, more is better, right? When I took it out, it was not hot, just room temperature. It still smells and feels like soap, just lots bigger and lots fluffier.
Gravdigr • May 13, 2012 3:14 pm
BigV;811400 wrote:
...A bar of Ivory soap that has been put in a bowl and microwaved on high for about three minutes...


Ok, sure...but, umm, [SIZE="4"]Y?[/SIZE]
BigV • May 13, 2012 3:18 pm
Is this a trick question?

I had a bar of Ivory soap, and I had a microwave. And a bowl and three minutes to spare. What were you expecting?
Gravdigr • May 13, 2012 4:07 pm
Pretty much what I got.

[Size=1]I guess.[/Size]
Gravdigr • May 13, 2012 4:07 pm
:D
plthijinx • May 13, 2012 4:14 pm
trivia question....what else is ivory soap good for?? i used to use it all the time doing this......

eta: and ate quite well from doing so.
wolf • May 13, 2012 4:20 pm
Ivory is best for soap carving.
plthijinx • May 13, 2012 4:24 pm
it is easy to cut...why i chose that brand over the others....
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 8, 2012 4:07 pm
hoKayDen.
Found in an old barn, What is this?
Seriously, because no one we know seems to know. It's is apparently some kind of specialized sewing tool but for sewing what, and why the sliding halves? It appears there was another matching needle on the other half that broke off.
Gravdigr • Jul 8, 2012 4:33 pm
Part of a loom, maybe?
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 8, 2012 4:33 pm
I'd send pictures to this guy, beau.

Might be for sewing grain bags, tobacco stalks, or the lips on shrunken heads? :dunce:
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 8, 2012 4:51 pm
Thanks, xoB, I will!
My Dad suggested the bag stitcher, but this seems too elaborate for that.
Grav, I don't believe shuttlecocks had needles but I suppose mebbe.
Gravdigr • Jul 8, 2012 4:53 pm
It's an antique rug shuttle.

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Lamplighter • Jul 8, 2012 5:31 pm
It's the head-tool for a fracking drill.

By rotating the apparatus, the operator changes the direction.
The push/pull action of top piece is the actual drilling mechanism
They use wood to avoid sparks, which could cause an gas explosion.






Trust me, I stayed in a Holiday Inn last Friday night.
Gravdigr • Jul 8, 2012 5:36 pm
Gravdigr;819027 wrote:
It's an antique rug shuttle.


...Or a "rug needler", if you will.
Gravdigr • Jul 8, 2012 5:43 pm
This one looks exactly like yours.
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 8, 2012 9:03 pm
That's amazing. Thanks Grav!
A for effort, Lamplighter!
xoB, I've sent that guy a pic. We'll see what he comes up with.
Flint • Jul 9, 2012 12:28 am
[youtube]PMTeRjRufPU&start=40[/youtube]
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 9, 2012 2:59 pm
xoxoxoBruce;819024 wrote:
I'd send pictures to this guy, beau.


Rob replied that is a tool for rug hooking, and sent this link...

http://laurasrughooking.blogspot.com/2010/11/susan-burr-rug-hooking-machine.html

An anonymous poster at the blog called it a "speed shuttle".

Thanks again, y'all!
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 9, 2012 11:23 pm
Cool, Grave nailed it. I had no idea because my Granny was an old school hooker. :haha:
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 10, 2012 7:48 am
Yes he did.
...and yes she was. She didn't need no fancy tools when she hooked. Her rug was easy to poke.
{snort}

Sorry, couldn't pass that one up.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 10, 2012 4:32 pm
If you forget to promote the veal again, you're fired. :haha:
Gravdigr • Jul 10, 2012 6:25 pm
:D
Happy Monkey • Aug 1, 2012 9:27 pm
Here's one...
glatt • Aug 1, 2012 10:03 pm
reminds me of one of those high speed photos of a balloon popping. But there are cables going to this, so it looks big. Is it a weather balloon popping?

Did you take the picture?
Happy Monkey • Aug 1, 2012 10:05 pm
Got it in one! And no, I didn't.
glatt • Aug 1, 2012 10:12 pm
That's awesome that kids did that!
Spexxvet • Aug 28, 2012 2:31 pm
Hint: It's about 16 miles in diameter
BigV • Aug 28, 2012 3:53 pm
spoiler alert.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
[COLOR="White"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandberg_Mountain[/COLOR]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
should be in where is this thread.
BigV • Aug 28, 2012 3:57 pm
What is this?

Hint: it's a pretty tight crop.

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beauregaardhooligan • Aug 28, 2012 10:17 pm
Occlusions in a gemstone?
footfootfoot • Aug 28, 2012 10:20 pm
a rock covered in seaweed/moss and other marine life.
Rhianne • Aug 28, 2012 10:30 pm
It's water running down/dripping off something.
ZenGum • Aug 28, 2012 10:33 pm
Heavily pitted glass fragments found at the beach.
BigV • Aug 29, 2012 1:14 pm
footfootfoot;827018 wrote:
a rock covered in seaweed/moss and other marine life.

closest, but wrong. not a rock. good guess.
Rhianne;827021 wrote:
It's water running down/dripping off something.

well, yes, there's water. it's actually moving upward, not downward.

It's a green anemone, stranded in a pool at low tide. I smooshed it with my fingers and it squirted water everywhere.



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glatt • Aug 29, 2012 1:17 pm
huh. I never would have got that.
BigV • Aug 29, 2012 1:23 pm
yeah... I reckon not. I don't usually post such an unhelpfully tight crop. It's an interesting abstract all by itself though. a few more to come in the neat pics thread. :)
footfootfoot • Aug 29, 2012 1:34 pm
Anenome! doo doo, dah doo doo
Anenome! doo doo doo doo
Anenome! doo doo dah doo doo, dah doo doo, dah doo doo
doo doo doodle doodle doo doo doo doo doo!
Clodfobble • Aug 29, 2012 3:48 pm
"With friends like these, who needs anemones?!"
footfootfoot • Aug 29, 2012 3:53 pm
Clodfobble;827147 wrote:
"With friends like these, who needs anemones?!"


Will you be here all week?
Should we try the sea urchin chowder?
BigV • Aug 29, 2012 5:37 pm
aaaahhhahahahhaahhahaha!
Clodfobble • Aug 30, 2012 12:22 am
I've eaten sea urchin, and it is utterly foul. I recommend the clown fish, myself.
plthijinx • Aug 30, 2012 12:51 am
don't eat Marlin!!!! after all he was searching for Nemo!!!
Spexxvet • Sep 29, 2012 11:13 am
It's a vent, but what is the name of this vent, invented by my great grandfather?
jimhelm • Sep 29, 2012 11:19 am
is it Charles?
Clodfobble • Sep 29, 2012 11:34 am
Ah yes, Great Grandpa Patented. He was a good man, God rest his soul.
Spexxvet • Sep 29, 2012 12:30 pm
jimhelm;832212 wrote:
is it Charles?


Charles what?

Not Charles.:p:
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 29, 2012 12:59 pm
You mean Grandpa Sewer?
Undertoad • Sep 29, 2012 1:09 pm
The Apple legal department is sorry to inform you we have an iPhone design patent on the idea of a square control area with a 1/4" bezel and icons in a 3x5 pattern with a single button at the bottom.
Gravdigr • Sep 29, 2012 3:05 pm
Won't be as good as this one.

You'll think you're about to vent in to a park or something, but, really you'll be smack in the middle of a ghetto.
Gravdigr • Oct 3, 2012 3:32 pm
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Spexxvet • Oct 3, 2012 6:05 pm
...
Gravdigr • Oct 4, 2012 3:03 pm
Thanks, I was beginning to wonder...
Gravdigr • Oct 4, 2012 3:09 pm
Same relative, Spexx?

[SIZE="1"]found at ShapeSport.com[/SIZE]

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glatt • Oct 4, 2012 3:56 pm
If it's the same relative, in addition to the vent, he also invented a game.

You bounce a ping pong style ball off the table and into the pockets. Pockets at the edge are worth more.


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Sundae • Oct 4, 2012 4:17 pm
Getting the ball into the pockets is nothing.
It's only worth more if your opponent has to retrieve them.
Spexxvet • Oct 5, 2012 9:14 am
Gravdigr;833020 wrote:
Same relative, Spexx?

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Yep. We found that in my father's stuff (he was a hoarder) after his death.

glatt;833030 wrote:
If it's the same relative, in addition to the vent, he also invented a game.

You bounce a ping pong style ball off the table and into the pockets. Pockets at the edge are worth more.


I didn't know that! Wait 'til I tell Mom. Dad's only living sibling no longer recognizes his wife, and thinks his sister, who died last year at the age of 90, is still 14.
glatt • Oct 5, 2012 9:50 am
Spexxvet;833097 wrote:
I didn't know that! Wait 'til I tell Mom.


Google has all US patents, so it's easy to do a search for the inventor's name.

https://www.google.com/search?tbo=p&tbm=pts&hl=en&q=ininventor:%22DANIEL+GAILEY%22
footfootfoot • Oct 5, 2012 2:54 pm
Don we now our Gailey Apparel...
Give us this day our Gailey bread
Gravdigr • Oct 31, 2012 4:58 pm
First off, I don't know what kind of bug this be...That's why I'm asking you.

We saw dozens of these things hitting our Zinnias (?) pretty hard the other day. I've never seen these things before.

4 wings, 2 of which are vertically oriented, like the tail surfaces on an F-14 Tomcat jet.

Anybody got any ideas?

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Lamplighter • Oct 31, 2012 5:37 pm
Miller moth
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2012 4:33 pm
I'm not sure about the Miller Moth...head shape isn't right, no vertical wingset...The vertical wingset is vertical at rest, on all the examples we've seen here, anyway.
infinite monkey • Nov 1, 2012 4:45 pm
Gypsy Moth?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymantria_dispar_dispar

(look at the gif showing how gypsy moths have spread from 1900-2007)
infinite monkey • Nov 1, 2012 4:45 pm
Your moth doesn't have as much hair on his ears...probably a weather thing.
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2012 5:21 pm
:D Are you folks looking at the pic in post #2169? :D


Vertical wings, like these tailfins:

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I really do appreciate the input, though.

Really.
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2012 5:22 pm
I will begin calling it "The F-14 Tomcat Bug".
Rhianne • Nov 1, 2012 5:31 pm
I think the wings might just be damaged or somehow misaligned.

This might help though: http://www.butterfliesandmoths.org/identification_tools
Rhianne • Nov 1, 2012 5:43 pm
Okay, the most likely answer is that it isn't a moth but a butterfly. Unlike most moths, butterflies can move their front and back wings independently. I'd say your one is a skipper of some sort.
infinite monkey • Nov 1, 2012 5:43 pm
Dude, not all moths of one kind look alike. A Gypsy Moth who's been running around isn't going to have the perfect laboratory wings and antennae. Your moth has had some fuzzy moth wing powdery stuff knocked off him, and maybe his eyebrows too. His wings look as if he's had a rough time.

Maybe though you have a moth that's never been discovered before! The Kentucky BlueBeardMoth.
ZenGum • Nov 1, 2012 8:53 pm
infinite monkey;836887 wrote:
Your moth has had some fuzzy moth wing powdery stuff knocked off him, and maybe his eyebrows too. His wings look as if he's had a rough time.



Sounds like he's been through the battle of all mothers.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 2, 2012 2:11 pm
Gravdigr;836646 wrote:

Anybody got any ideas?



Pine Processionary?
Rhianne • Nov 2, 2012 3:54 pm
xoxoxoBruce;837054 wrote:
Pine Processionary


That's a proper, good ol' fashioned moth. Look at the antennae on Grav's - thin and spindly with clubs at the end.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 2, 2012 4:07 pm
Yeah, you're right, I thought those were part of the flower. :smack:
BigV • Nov 2, 2012 4:42 pm
Gravdigr;836646 wrote:
First off, I don't know what kind of bug this be...That's why I'm asking you.

We saw dozens of these things hitting our Zinnias (?) pretty hard the other day. I've never seen these things before.

4 wings, 2 of which are vertically oriented, like the tail surfaces on an F-14 Tomcat jet.

Anybody got any ideas?

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antenna "knobs" indicate butterfly, not moth. consistent with vertical wing resting.

http://www.uky.edu/Ag/CritterFiles/casefile/insects/butterflies/butterflies.htm
Gravdigr • Nov 2, 2012 5:56 pm
Most specialest thanks to Rhianne for her link.

My mystery bug has been identified as a sachem skipper (atalopedes campestris), a type of butterfly.

It is the first skipper featured in this video. It's not only identical to the dozens I saw the other day, it's even on the same kind of flower!

Thanks to everyone for the help!

You people rock.
Gravdigr • Nov 2, 2012 6:01 pm
Rhianne;836886 wrote:
I'd say your one is a skipper of some sort.


Nailed it.
footfootfoot • Nov 11, 2012 10:17 pm
OK I know what this is, but do you?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 12, 2012 3:27 am
Lola Bunny's lunch?
footfootfoot • Nov 12, 2012 8:03 am
We have a winner!
In the humor category.
glatt • Nov 12, 2012 9:11 am
I don't know. But it's got hair or fur, or maybe silk (but I doubt it) held together with some sort of yucky dried goop.

Reminds me of a hairball yacked up by a cat, or a trichobezoar cut out of someone's stomach. It also looks a bit like a moth's cocoon. Or a close up of a low quality beaver felt hat. Nothing Abraham Lincoln would wear.

That's my line of thought, but I don't know.
Griff • Nov 12, 2012 12:34 pm
Piece of recently disinterred deer hide, possibly chewed and vomited by doggie.
Clodfobble • Nov 12, 2012 2:29 pm
Rotting woodchuck after being skillfully taken out of commission via firearm?
Lamplighter • Nov 12, 2012 3:31 pm
Magnification of printing on a US dollar ?
glatt • Nov 12, 2012 3:38 pm
Lamplighter;838652 wrote:
Magnification of printing on a US dollar ?


that's a clever one. I'm interested to hear if it's true.
footfootfoot • Nov 12, 2012 4:09 pm
chewed yucky dried goop & cocoon are all on the right track.

Everything else, not so much.
Gravdigr • Nov 12, 2012 5:00 pm
Hairball?
footfootfoot • Nov 12, 2012 5:11 pm
Glatt already guessed hairball, and no.
jimhelm • Nov 12, 2012 5:14 pm
pushmower scrapings?
Gravdigr • Nov 12, 2012 5:48 pm
I was guessing a different kind of hairball.


Is it a low-quality beaver hat?
glatt • Nov 12, 2012 6:21 pm
Owl pellet?
footfootfoot • Nov 12, 2012 6:25 pm
chewed dried goop and cocoon are the right track.

Hairball, vomit, fur, woodchuck, mammal are all off track.
footfootfoot • Nov 12, 2012 6:26 pm
Here's another clue:

It is water proof and fire resistant.
zippyt • Nov 12, 2012 6:29 pm
Wet carpet
or rug
footfootfoot • Nov 12, 2012 6:31 pm
I'm not sure a wet carpet is technically water proof...
orthodoc • Nov 12, 2012 6:51 pm
wasp/yellowjacket/hornet nest
footfootfoot • Nov 12, 2012 6:55 pm
orthodoc;838691 wrote:
wasp/yellowjacket/hornet nest


Yes! What a mind.
The bands of color are from the different wood/plant sources. This was from the forest. I saw a lot of moss/algae on the trees, that's where I suspect the greenish bands came from.

Another close up view:
orthodoc • Nov 12, 2012 7:01 pm
:) I've looked at them up close before.
That first picture, especially, was a great example. More than the sum of its parts, and all that.
glatt • Nov 12, 2012 9:46 pm
Well done!
footfootfoot • Nov 13, 2012 10:52 am
I was reading on a muzzleloading forum that you can use the paper as wadding and it doesn't ignite when you fire the gun.

I'll have to test that out.
Lamplighter • Nov 13, 2012 12:30 pm
You just have to use rather heavy weight paper, i.e. with a high cotton content...












.... like $20 bills :rolleyes:
BigV • Nov 13, 2012 12:42 pm
and linen.
Big Sarge • Nov 13, 2012 4:07 pm
nitrated paper rounds can be loaded without being torn open. revolutionary war and civil war round were loaded in a paper cylinder tied off at the end. a lead ball or mini is put in nose first; then the blackpowder charge. the open end is either twisted or folded over. to load, you bite the end off of the cartridge and dump the powder. you can ram in the paper as wadding or cast it aside. of course the projectile is on top. the paper drops free 10 to 25 feet down range. sometimes it smolders and burns; other times it is just singed
footfootfoot • Nov 13, 2012 7:08 pm
When did they begin rifling those barrels? My GPR manual goes on and on about how the patch is critical to putting a spin on the ball.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 20, 2012 4:59 am
footfootfoot;838757 wrote:
I was reading on a muzzleloading forum that you can use the paper as wadding and it doesn't ignite when you fire the gun.

I'll have to test that out.
If you go to places like Sturbridge, MA, or Deerfield, MA, every home will have a Paper Wasp's nest hanging on the wall for shooting, because paper was so dear.
orthodoc • Nov 20, 2012 7:16 am
I misread foot's original post; didn't realize he was referring to using wasp paper as wadding. That would really be an interesting experiment. I take it Sturbridge and Deerfield are reconstructed villages?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 20, 2012 12:11 pm
Yes and yes. Both are excellent.
Lamplighter • Nov 28, 2012 1:43 pm
There's not a lot of color out now in the PDX winter, but a neighbor has this...

Anyone have it's name ?
BigV • Nov 28, 2012 1:47 pm
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Purple Beautyberry[/COLOR], of course.

They're striking because of their color and that they hang around after all the leaves have dropped off and blown away.
Lamplighter • Nov 28, 2012 2:05 pm
Thx V, I think I'll try the local nurseries for it.
Flint • Nov 28, 2012 3:34 pm
BigV, I've been watching this thread...

Expected to see some new BigV posts here.
BigV • Nov 30, 2012 6:45 pm
Flint;840766 wrote:
BigV, I've been watching this thread...

Expected to see some new BigV posts here.


Yes sir. As promised. You are excluded from guessing, though I am sure glatt will bust you out of the penalty box in a few seconds.

What is this?

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BigV • Nov 30, 2012 6:48 pm
What is this?

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BigV • Nov 30, 2012 6:52 pm
What is this?

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BigV • Nov 30, 2012 6:55 pm
What is this?

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BigV • Nov 30, 2012 6:56 pm
What is this?

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BigV • Nov 30, 2012 6:58 pm
What is this?

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ZenGum • Nov 30, 2012 8:03 pm
2221: chocolate syrup in glass of milk, needing good stir.

2222: No idea. Looks like velcro hooks on top, maybe a lever action suction-cup at the bottom.

2223: That aint that space-needle thingy, is it?

2224: your nuts.

2225: see 2221, after stirring and drinking. Needs washing.
Lamplighter • Nov 30, 2012 9:12 pm
#2220 a frost angel ?
footfootfoot • Nov 30, 2012 9:53 pm
first is a hippie candle

next is a suction mounted ball head or some such shiznit

Then there's the spaced out needle

We already knew you were nuts, but there's the proof

Hippie chai latte dregs, you hippy
ZenGum • Nov 30, 2012 11:46 pm
2222: gizmo for attaching GPS unit to windscreen?
footfootfoot • Dec 1, 2012 12:06 am
ZenGum;841170 wrote:
2222: gizmo for attaching GPS unit to windscreen?


yeah, or the dashboard
Spexxvet • Dec 1, 2012 9:27 am
BigV;841115 wrote:


What is this?

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The mark where a dog settled in for a nap, on frosty grass
Spexxvet • Dec 1, 2012 9:28 am
BigV;841117 wrote:
What is this?

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You step on the peddle, and bristles pop out on the top, so you can clean off the bottom of your shoe.
infinite monkey • Dec 3, 2012 9:39 am
2224--An RF filter
BigV • Dec 3, 2012 2:49 pm
ZenGum;841136 wrote:
2221: chocolate syrup in glass of milk, needing good stir.

Correct! I thought the pattern was cool. We go through a *LOT* of chocolate milk at HouseofV. Two gallons a week is unremarkable. I buy the Hershey's Chocolate Syrup in bulk. Congratulations!

ZenGum;841136 wrote:
2222: No idea. Looks like velcro hooks on top, maybe a lever action suction-cup at the bottom.

Your observations are correct, but that's not really a guess, is it?

ZenGum;841136 wrote:
2223: That aint that space-needle thingy, is it?
As a matter of fact, it is! The very, very top, taken with my own little 4-5x optical zoom. Granted, I wasn't standing on the ground when I took it. I learned that it was unofficially called the Wheedle for a time, though there are other attributions. Congratulations again.

ZenGum;841136 wrote:
2224: your nuts.

Now, now, language... I grade this answer as incomplete.

ZenGum;841136 wrote:
2225: see 2221, after stirring and drinking. Needs washing.

You're right about the washing, but not about anything else; wrong.
BigV • Dec 3, 2012 2:53 pm
Lamplighter;841147 wrote:
#2220 a frost angel ?


Correct! Twil and I went for a walk around Greenlake the other day and we left the house pretty early. The previous night was clear and cold. When I saw this patch in the shade, I fell upon the opportunity to make the first snow angel of the season. But what I really made was a frost angel. It was fun, and Twil got a slightly embarrassed laugh out of it. Congratulations!
BigV • Dec 3, 2012 2:57 pm
footfootfoot;841156 wrote:
first is a hippie candle

nope, lamplighter scored this one.

footfootfoot;841156 wrote:
next is a suction mounted ball head or some such shiznit
suction mount yes; not a ball head, not close. please keep trying.

footfootfoot;841156 wrote:
Then there's the spaced out needle

correct.

footfootfoot;841156 wrote:
We already knew you were nuts, but there's the proof
har de har har. negative.

footfootfoot;841156 wrote:
Hippie chai latte dregs, you hippy

dregs, yes; hippie, maybe but your answer's wrong. try again!
BigV • Dec 3, 2012 2:59 pm
ZenGum;841170 wrote:
2222: gizmo for attaching GPS unit to windscreen?


footfootfoot;841175 wrote:
yeah, or the dashboard


attach, yes. windscreen yes, dashboard no. my dash has a faux-leather texture to the plastic/vinyl/whatever. It won't stick there. Definitely windows though, and I've used it very successfully in that configuration. Not a gps, not close.
BigV • Dec 3, 2012 3:01 pm
Spexxvet;841211 wrote:
The mark where a dog settled in for a nap, on frosty grass


ha! I made a careful examination of the space for any evidence of dogs (which could have been very ewww) before I settled in. But no. Good guess though.
BigV • Dec 3, 2012 3:02 pm
Spexxvet;841213 wrote:
You step on the peddle, and bristles pop out on the top, so you can clean off the bottom of your shoe.

very creative, but no. keep trying!

infinite monkey;841524 wrote:
2224--An RF filter

also very creative, also no. keep trying!
BigV • Dec 3, 2012 3:05 pm
BigV;841117 wrote:
What is this?

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#2222


BigV;841120 wrote:
What is this?

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#2224 (yes they are nuts. I might have to help on this one, I am hoping someone will have an epiphany leading to a more complete answer.)

BigV;841121 wrote:
What is this?

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#2225
glatt • Dec 3, 2012 3:36 pm
I'm percolating an idea that the the suction cup thing is some sort of optional dual mount system for mounting something that can use either a cup holder grabbing that cylinder, or the suction cup on the windshield. The velcro doesn't fit that theory, and I'd like to see some hardware for holding a GPS or similar, but that's my line of thought right now.

I'm guessing the nuts are for holding down the spire at the top of the Space Needle. They are very clean though, which is curious.
BigV • Dec 3, 2012 3:46 pm
glatt;841619 wrote:
I'm percolating an idea that the the suction cup thing is some sort of optional dual mount system for mounting something that can use either a cup holder grabbing that cylinder, or the suction cup on the windshield. The velcro doesn't fit that theory, and I'd like to see some hardware for holding a GPS or similar, but that's my line of thought right now.

Nope. The suction cup mount is device specific, though it is removable and the device is perfectly useable without the suction cup mount.

glatt;841619 wrote:
I'm guessing the nuts are for holding down the spire at the top of the Space Needle. They are very clean though, which is curious.
Winner! These are two of twelve (I think) hex nuts holding the Space Needle to the Earth. They're huge. I have another shot of my hand in front of one of them for scale which I'll post when I can get to it. They're clean, super clean, and everything is painted white which was enough to satisfy the camera to forgo the flash.
busterb • Dec 12, 2012 11:53 am
Give this a shot.
Chocolatl • Dec 12, 2012 12:07 pm
some kind of damage wrought by a furry critter?
busterb • Dec 12, 2012 2:10 pm
Wow. That didn't take long. An Aluim pot that I heated grease, to use on cast iron. Left it outside and Squrrels liked it.
BigV • Dec 12, 2012 2:37 pm
omg.. that makes me cringe to think of the teeth scraping, gouging the metal.




uuuuuuuuughhhh... *shiver*
Chocolatl • Dec 12, 2012 3:57 pm
I just knew it had to be teeth marks, but I figured it was on wood. Thinking of the sound that must've made makes my teeth hurt!
ZenGum • Dec 12, 2012 6:15 pm
I've read (Soul Mountain) about a forestry station in China that left an aluminium bowl of food out for a panda. In the morning, the bowl was gone, except for a few little shreds. They were able to track the panda for a week, by following the trail of crumpled aluminium droppings through the forest.
footfootfoot • Dec 12, 2012 7:29 pm
Like slow motion radar counter measure.
infinite monkey • Feb 6, 2013 11:55 am
Did I post this already?

What makes this picture noteworthy?
glatt • Feb 6, 2013 11:58 am
You just don't see that many mustaches in any random group of guys any more.
infinite monkey • Feb 6, 2013 11:59 am
:lol:

I know, it looks like a Village People concert.

But that isn't the answer. ;)
footfootfoot • Feb 6, 2013 12:07 pm
One of these fingers is not like the others
One of these fingers doesn't belong
Can you guess which finger is not like the others
Before I finish my post?
infinite monkey • Feb 6, 2013 12:10 pm
Wut are ya, some kind of soothsayer? Did you say sooth? All out in public and everything?
infinite monkey • Feb 6, 2013 12:21 pm
Wut are ya, some kind of Claire Voyeur?
infinite monkey • Feb 6, 2013 12:24 pm
Wut are ya, some kind of oral cull?

(I can keep this up alllllllllll day.)
infinite monkey • Feb 6, 2013 12:39 pm
Wut are you, some kind of large medium?
Lamplighter • Feb 6, 2013 12:57 pm
infinite monkey;851635 wrote:
Did I post this already?

What makes this picture noteworthy?


re-enactmented in 2011 ?... the last time the cubs and red sox played was 1918
infinite monkey • Feb 6, 2013 4:53 pm
Wut are ya, some kind of Fill Spectre?

Lamp: foot got it. I thought maybe it was more obscure. I don't know if he already knew it, or if he's just that observant.

The first known recorded Flipping of the Bird. Guy on the top left.
Gravdigr • Mar 30, 2013 4:43 pm
First off, I don't know what this is. I need a little help.

Made of: Iron/Steel (rusty)
Dimensions: ~3 x 5 inches on the base, tapering app. ¼ inch on all four sides at the top, weighs about ten pounds

The indentation in the top is about an inch deep, maybe 1½ inches across and 2½-3 inches in length. Bullet-shaped, flat on one end, rounded on the other.

Kinda looks like half of some kind of mold, or something.

Found on the grounds of a 100 (+/-) year old house.

That's all I got.

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It's old, and it's heavy...gotta be worth something, right?
Lamplighter • Mar 30, 2013 4:56 pm
Worth more if you could find the other half of --- a cannon shell mold ?
footfootfoot • Mar 30, 2013 4:56 pm
I'm gonna guess it's a dolly of some sort. Prolly was shiny once.

http://www.handsontools.com/Dolly-Pick-Spoon_c_798.html
Griff • Mar 30, 2013 4:59 pm
That'd be a neat find but I'm wondering if it would hold a piece for riveting?
Gravdigr • Mar 30, 2013 5:23 pm
All I could come up with was some kind of trivet/coaster for a wheeled bed frame?
footfootfoot • Mar 30, 2013 5:27 pm
Griff;858943 wrote:
That'd be a neat find but I'm wondering if it would hold a piece for riveting?


It definitely looks like it functioned as an anvil of some sort.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 30, 2013 7:11 pm
I think it looks like half a latch of some sort, with the flat end of the scooped out center being the working surface. Maybe a gate latch where this piece sits in the ground.
BigV • Apr 11, 2013 8:28 pm
BigV;841117 wrote:
What is this?

[ATTACH]41867[/ATTACH]


This is the SMPS-600 from Jensen, of course. It's a "Digital Audio Speaker with Surface Fusion Technology". Which is to say it's a magnetic speaker coil with a thin high density foam disc where the cone of a regular speaker would attach. This disc is affixed directly to the voice coil and when you place it on a hard surface, the surface behaves like a speaker cone. A tabletop, a windshield, Flint's forehead, etc. It's really amazing the amount of sound you get from this device. It has lots of cool features, a microSD slot, FM tuner, AUX input, rechargeable battery, etc. I use the little patch of velcro on the top to store the remote control when I'm not using the device. The suction cup mount is removable letting you place the speaker directly on a horizontal surface, or use the suction cup mount and place it on a window, or the lid of your cooler at the beach, etc. It's a ton of fun, and I'm not the only one who thinks so. :)
BigV • Apr 11, 2013 8:35 pm
BigV;841121 wrote:
What is this?

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This is a picture of the bottom of a five gallon glass carboy after having racked a batch spiced cider. The beige stuff is yeast and yeast lees, the dark brown stuff that looks like forest duff is the spice mix I added, cinnamon, cloves, orange and lemon peel, etc,. The orange ring not in focus around the border of the picture is the vinyl coated carboy wrangler ring/handle I use to haul this heavy load around.

I wound up making applejack from the cider and it's delicious!
BigV • Apr 11, 2013 8:36 pm
Now for a new puzzle. What is this?

The long lever is about four feet long, the middle arm is about a foot long and the end has a very fine edge to it and it's slightly curved, like a spoon. Both levers move. The base looks like it was made from 5/8ths rebar.
zippyt • Apr 11, 2013 9:41 pm
Thats the biggest bottle opener I have ever seen. ;)
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 11, 2013 11:40 pm
Bead breakers.
Lamplighter • Apr 12, 2013 12:12 am
an old pry bar to break a tire bead away from the rim,
i.e., to pull the tube out for patching. ?
infinite monkey • Apr 12, 2013 9:53 am
A manual mole smasher
BigV • Apr 12, 2013 11:06 am
I think it's a bead breaker too. I thought of that last night, and find two confirming posts here this morning. I would imagine the rebar triangle base would be driven over... no. The tire would be off the vehicle and lying flat on the ground with the axis pointing straight upward and the tread touching the vertical post. Then the breaker bar with the spoonish tool tip would be adjusted to the most vertical position possible/necessary and placed on the sidewall of the tire nearest the rim as close to the bead as possible. Then the operator would be able to lean downward on the long lever and exert a great deal of force concentrated near the bead....

That makes sense. Now I just need to drag it up to the nearest antique dealer. Thanks guys.
JamesB • Apr 12, 2013 11:42 am
BigV;860350 wrote:
I think it's a bead breaker too. I thought of that last night, and find two confirming posts here this morning. I would imagine the rebar triangle base would be driven over... no. The tire would be off the vehicle and lying flat on the ground with the axis pointing straight upward and the tread touching the vertical post. Then the breaker bar with the spoonish tool tip would be adjusted to the most vertical position possible/necessary and placed on the sidewall of the tire nearest the rim as close to the bead as possible. Then the operator would be able to lean downward on the long lever and exert a great deal of force concentrated near the bead....

Quite correct.
Gravdigr • Apr 14, 2013 2:54 am
infinite monkey;860343 wrote:
A manual mole smasher


This suggests the existence of something I need:

The Automatic Mole Smasher.
Griff • Apr 14, 2013 7:26 am
I was taking it apart in my head to try to make a peavey out of it. Nice find.
ZenGum • Apr 15, 2013 9:17 am
[ATTACH]43666[/ATTACH]
infinite monkey • Apr 15, 2013 9:28 am
Some kind of sea creature that hides in the sand? An anemone of some sort?

(I just wanted to say, with friends who sandbag like that, who needs anemones? I'll be here all week. Try the Fish of the Barnyard.)
glatt • Apr 15, 2013 9:37 am
I've seen "nests" like that where fish lay eggs, but then the fish is usually hovering around, protecting the nest.
ZenGum • Apr 15, 2013 9:38 am
Medium warm ...
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 15, 2013 9:53 am
Puffer fish.
Lamplighter • Apr 15, 2013 12:43 pm
It's a Ford hubcap - Thunderbird?
Gravdigr • Apr 15, 2013 5:09 pm
I can't remember what fish it is, but, I think it makes that nestthing/egging ground with one fin, while swimming on it's side.

Does anyone else remember that, I think I learnt it here?
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2013 5:56 pm
cichlid?
ZenGum • Apr 15, 2013 7:57 pm
Team BruceDigger have it.

It's the courtship display area of a pufferfish. The fish makes it as Grav describes, pulls a few chicks, gets laid, and ends up as sushi.
Flint • Apr 15, 2013 11:32 pm
BigV;860306 wrote:
... This disc is affixed directly to the voice coil and when you place it on a hard surface, the surface behaves like a speaker cone. A tabletop, a windshield, Flint's forehead, etc. ...
Hey, I don't remember that we specficially attached it to my forehead, but I'm not outright discounting that either. A lot of people were attaching a lot of stuff to a lot of other stuff...
Gravdigr • Apr 16, 2013 5:48 pm
ZenGum;860885 wrote:
...BruceDigger....


Our lovechild.

:rolleyes:
Flint • Apr 17, 2013 3:09 am
ZenGum;860781 wrote:
[ATTACH]43666[/ATTACH]
This pattern is created where the aliens land.

What did I win?
ZenGum • Apr 17, 2013 7:51 am
You can be first to be probed.
Gravdigr • Apr 17, 2013 2:36 pm
At least you'll get a clean probe...
Gravdigr • Jul 30, 2013 4:00 pm
Let's try that yet again...

What is this?

[ATTACH]44998[/ATTACH]
Happy Monkey • Jul 30, 2013 4:17 pm
Flight Simulator?
glatt • Jul 30, 2013 4:30 pm
MRI machine?
Gravdigr • Jul 30, 2013 4:33 pm
glatt;871831 wrote:
MRI machine?


Very close. Very.
Gravdigr • Jul 30, 2013 6:33 pm
Thought I'd duck back in to close the what is it.

I guess Glatt gets the win (imagine that). He said MRI machine...It's a CT Scanner with its clothes off.

I did not know ALL that shit was spinning inside there:

[YOUTUBE]2CWpZKuy-NE[/YOUTUBE]
Griff • Aug 2, 2013 4:06 pm
Now, I do not want to go in there!
Flint • Aug 2, 2013 4:53 pm
Jesus, no wonder the service contracts are so high.

I've never seen a field engineer crazy enough to turn the mother&#402;ucker on without the casing.
footfootfoot • Aug 3, 2013 11:26 am
Watch the dangers of an MRI I doubt the casing would do much in the way of containment.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=plvIEf7JsKo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DplvIEf7JsKo
wolf • Aug 3, 2013 12:03 pm
I think that the only purpose of the casing is to keep from scaring the patient. And it's a dust cover.
Flint • Aug 3, 2013 12:17 pm
Maybe, but, damn I've just never seen anyone do that.
footfootfoot • Aug 3, 2013 1:48 pm
Cuz you hangin with lite weights
orthodoc • Aug 3, 2013 7:49 pm
Dang, I missed this one. Something I actually knew!

Re the MRI, that's why they do orbital x-rays of anyone who may have even a faint possibility of having metal in their eyes (people who work on grinders, other types of metal-working etc.), prior to running the scan.
Gravdigr • Aug 26, 2013 11:16 am
This isn't going to be a proper What Is This?, because I'm not positive what they are, but, what's in the pic? There are some clues...What I think is the answer, is below the pic, highlight to see it.

[ATTACH]45268[/ATTACH]

Answer: [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]I think they are buoys. Never seen one out of the water. Pic is Baltimore.[/COLOR]
BigV • Aug 26, 2013 11:27 am
channel markers is my guess
Gravdigr • Aug 26, 2013 11:29 am
I first thought 'giant military-grade spinning tops'.
Gravdigr • Aug 26, 2013 2:06 pm
You know...ICBST's.
fargon • Aug 26, 2013 3:37 pm
Those are bouys, channel markers and such.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 29, 2013 6:21 am
Tree lights.
Clodfobble • Aug 29, 2013 9:11 am
My mother-in-law has those kinds of Christmas lights. They bubble after they heat up.
Lamplighter • Aug 29, 2013 9:21 am
It's well known that golf tees can be used to fix stripped-out screw holes, such as door hinges.

Those are the military's stock reserves of very large plugs for right- (blue)
and left- (pink) threaded holes in ships, docks, pipes, caves, etc.
.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 13, 2013 10:45 pm
OK, what is it?
Lamplighter • Dec 13, 2013 11:47 pm
smut
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 14, 2013 12:29 am
Nope.
sexobon • Dec 14, 2013 12:35 am
If it's not red caviar on celery, then I want to know how many times the image is magnified.
glatt • Dec 14, 2013 7:22 am
Creepy. Looks like a teeming mass of chiggers.
fargon • Dec 14, 2013 7:57 am
Fish eggs on water grass.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 14, 2013 8:42 am
Not fish eggs, chiggers or caviar.
Magnified a lot.
Griff • Dec 14, 2013 8:45 am
pollen?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 14, 2013 8:48 am
Nope.
lumberjim • Dec 14, 2013 11:53 am
Blood?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 14, 2013 12:20 pm
Yes, blood on a gauze pad.
Gravdigr • Dec 14, 2013 4:26 pm
Believe it or not, I saved this same image for use in this thread.
busterb • Jan 31, 2014 8:32 pm
I have no idea. It's been around the house as long as I can remember.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 1, 2014 12:58 am
Something left from your Dad's store?
orthodoc • Feb 1, 2014 1:22 am
Reminds me of '70s macrame, although it's not exactly that.

I made a great owl wall hanging for my first apartment using macrame and two interesting branches. It was lost at some point in my many moves from here to there.
busterb • Feb 1, 2014 11:48 am
I think it might have been some kind of fashion accessory, worn on a dress or maybe hair.
lumberjim • Feb 1, 2014 3:08 pm
Image
glatt • Feb 1, 2014 4:40 pm
That's cool looking!

Reminds me of an onion.
Clodfobble • Feb 1, 2014 4:47 pm
Yeah, those cells are definitely biological. I'm inclined to think it's the pit of something tropical. Pineapple core, maybe.
lumberjim • Feb 1, 2014 4:55 pm
nope nope

it is edible though, so you're on the right track
Gravdigr • Feb 1, 2014 5:15 pm
A cake (or sticky-bun) being lifted off the serving plate?
lumberjim • Feb 1, 2014 6:54 pm
NOEY
infinite monkey • Feb 1, 2014 7:12 pm
Is it from the Spore Store?
glatt • Feb 1, 2014 7:14 pm
A rutabaga? Can't picture you buying one, but there it is. I said it. A rutabaga.
infinite monkey • Feb 1, 2014 7:15 pm
I hear that in Eva Gabor's voice as Lisa Douglas. A roootahbaga. Or something.
lumberjim • Feb 1, 2014 10:08 pm
Not a rutebega
monster • Feb 1, 2014 11:31 pm
sammich cookie thingie
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 2, 2014 2:04 am
Monkey business. ;)
Clodfobble • Feb 2, 2014 8:02 am
Flower stem? Or since it's edible, like, an arugula stem?
DanaC • Feb 2, 2014 8:08 am
Looks maybe like a fungus of some sort

[eta] Sorry, Inf, your 'spore store' took a moment to sink in :p
lumberjim • Feb 2, 2014 9:26 am
xoxoxoBruce;891756 wrote:
Monkey business. ;)


Ding
Clodfobble • Feb 2, 2014 9:41 am
As in, feces?

Edit: No way, you said it was edible. A banana, I guess?
lumberjim • Feb 2, 2014 10:23 am
Yes, a banana.
Gravdigr • Feb 2, 2014 3:19 pm
No way.

We're gonna need more than that.

How do we account for the pattern?
glatt • Feb 2, 2014 3:21 pm
Is it by the stem? That's not the flesh, right?
glatt • Feb 2, 2014 3:22 pm
Nice macro shot, by the way.
lumberjim • Feb 2, 2014 10:38 pm
I didn't take the picture... I just thought it was cool.... I thought the color was a give away...
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 3, 2014 12:47 am
Look here, or here.
wolf • Feb 3, 2014 11:56 am
Busterb, how big is that piece?
glatt • Feb 3, 2014 12:13 pm
xoxoxoBruce;891831 wrote:
Look here, or here.


That laughing single dad link with the microscope pictures is awesome.
busterb • Feb 3, 2014 1:31 pm
@ Wolf. The scalloped end is 3.5" across and overall 16" long. Not sure if the thing in front of this dress is a belt, or not, but it has tassels.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 3, 2014 2:15 pm
busterb;891867 wrote:
... but it has tassels.

If it's half of a pair of pasties, I'm interested.
Purely for educational purposes, of course.
I want to read the accompanying article.
infinite monkey • Feb 3, 2014 3:05 pm
Macro means really close up, right?

How does a really close up shot of banana that is so close up you can see the inner fruit workings, end up being not much bigger than an actual banana? Is it not to scale? Like, one banana equals one mile?
glatt • Feb 3, 2014 3:14 pm
I think it's mostly the stem of the banana, so it's virtually all skin. The fruit of a banana doesn't look like that. If it's the stem, that means it's like a quarter of an inch across in real life, and it is like 6 inches across on my screen above. So it's enlarged 24 times.

[ATTACH]46759[/ATTACH]
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 3, 2014 4:31 pm
Plantain stem.
Same as banana but much, much larger.
Gravdigr • Feb 3, 2014 6:04 pm
Thank you, Bruce.
Clodfobble • Feb 4, 2014 8:45 am
Excellent call!
glatt • Feb 4, 2014 8:53 am
Very interesting. I never knew there was such a thing as banana stem, other than the handle part you peel back on a banana.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 4, 2014 9:19 am
Yes, the stem is what the bunches grow on...
Image

Without it we couldn't
Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Lola Bunny • Feb 18, 2014 5:32 pm
What kind of bug or worm is this?
Clodfobble • Feb 18, 2014 5:58 pm
Looks like a meal worm.
Lola Bunny • Feb 18, 2014 10:48 pm
Ahhh....looks like it. Thanks!
monster • Feb 18, 2014 11:03 pm
meal worm yes. the bearded dragon eats them. crunchy.
monster • Feb 18, 2014 11:04 pm
um.... where did you find it? keep it in the fridge or it will become a beetle....
Sundae • Feb 18, 2014 11:54 pm
Mealworms seem to be the pop stars of the beetle world. Incredibly popular and ubiquitous when young, unwanted when they develop into adults.
Bloke • Feb 19, 2014 2:21 am
Looks like a melted vibrator.
Lola Bunny • Feb 19, 2014 11:02 am
monster;892946 wrote:
um.... where did you find it? keep it in the fridge or it will become a beetle....


My friend saw it in the forest where he lives. He didn't know what it was either.
DanaC • Feb 19, 2014 11:10 am
Sundae;892947 wrote:
Mealworms seem to be the pop stars of the beetle world. Incredibly popular and ubiquitous when young, unwanted when they develop into adults.


Aha. Very good.
Lola Bunny • Feb 19, 2014 11:59 am
Did more search on mealworms to see what kind of beetles they become. Found out that they are edible for human consumption. I want to say yuck then I thought. Who on the Cellar eats mealworms?
Sundae • Feb 19, 2014 12:50 pm
I've had them before.
I think I bought them online. They very flavoured, spicy I think. Very crunchy. They were just a novelty items for me, I don't remember liking them enough to made a habit of it.

Found them but don't know how to link when using the iPad.
They were Bush Grub, Mexican Spice Crispy Critters.
Gravdigr • Feb 19, 2014 6:49 pm
Bait.
Griff • Feb 19, 2014 9:24 pm
Illy the turtle snacks on them at our house.
monster • Feb 19, 2014 11:12 pm
Hagrid eats mealworms. he enjoys the Cellar vicariously. usually while eating kale or celery leaves, though.
orthodoc • Feb 21, 2014 1:27 am
Hagrid is a bearded dragon, I assume? Too bad he never met Yzma, our bearded dragon. She enjoyed mealworms as well. Alas, she departed after a long life and is buried on our property, with a proper grave marker.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 26, 2014 2:51 pm
Lola Bunny;892966 wrote:
My friend saw it in the forest where he lives. He didn't know what it was either.
So you and your "friend" were out in the woods, and close enough to the ground to see mealworms. Hmmm :eyebrow:
Lola Bunny • Feb 26, 2014 4:32 pm
Yes, we were looking for worms and bugs. ;-)
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 26, 2014 5:01 pm
Yes, of course, I would never suggest any impropriety like rooting in the dirt. Not me, that would be preposterous. :runaway:
Lola Bunny • Feb 26, 2014 5:32 pm
What does "rooting in the dirt" mean?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 27, 2014 8:44 am
Doing things that aren't discussed in polite company. :blush:
Gravdigr • Feb 27, 2014 3:06 pm
Did you mean 'rutting'?:bolt:



:p:
Lola Bunny • Feb 27, 2014 3:12 pm
Hihi....I just found out what it means. I meant to delete my post but been busy all morning and forgot about it. Btw, I wouldn't be doing anything in dirt. You need to put out a blanket first. ;)
Gravdigr • Feb 27, 2014 3:22 pm
Lola Bunny;893499 wrote:
You need to put out a blanket first. ;)


I keep two in GrandCherokeeOne at all times, for that very purpose.

Just sayin'.

:D
Lola Bunny • Feb 27, 2014 3:26 pm
Ahhh....thanks for the pointer. Hehehehhe.......
Gravdigr • Mar 26, 2014 6:31 pm
This ought to go pretty quick.

What is this?

[ATTACH]47141[/ATTACH]

I'm out, so, here's the answer, not that it'll be needed: Answer:[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]The Eiffel Tower from beneath.[/COLOR]<--highlight
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 26, 2014 6:33 pm
An eye-full.
glatt • Mar 26, 2014 8:01 pm
That's a cool picture.
BigV • Mar 29, 2014 10:40 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]47167[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH]47168[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH]47169[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH]47170[/ATTACH]
Griff • Mar 29, 2014 11:46 pm
Universal wrench.
Gravdigr • Mar 30, 2014 3:06 pm
That's a cool tool.
BigV • Mar 31, 2014 1:08 pm
You're right Griff (you're right too, for that matter, Gravdigr). I found it at Hardwick's, my local [strike]candy store[/strike] hardware store. They have **everything**, and a vast selection of used tools, but not this one, anymore. I paid $2.50 for it. I looked around the web to learn about this tool, because I had no idea what it was called. In the store, I figured out for myself that it was good for tightening pipes, like a pipe wrench, like a pipe ratchet actually. It only grabs in one direction, to reverse direction, turn the wrench over. The sharp teeth grip the iron pipe neatly. I think I scored a great deal, since in my searches, I found "universal wrench", "alligator wrench", and "goat wrench" that matched my tool. I found new ones for sale for as much as $73!!!

yikes.

I thought the holes in the handle were for putting in some kind of cheater bar for more leverage, but no. They're for turning square nuts. Some of the wrenches I found have rethreading dies in the handle. It's a pretty cool tool, I love tools.
Spexxvet • Apr 12, 2014 9:24 am
Guess
Clodfobble • Apr 12, 2014 9:30 am
The shadow of something filled with clear liquid, with light shining through it... I'm inclined to think of things in the optometry occupation, of course, but that little nub at the top is throwing me.

Ooh, I once knew a girl whose eyes never developed because of a congenital defect, and when she was a baby her "glass eyes" (which she needed in order to keep the sockets growing with her so she could be fitted for real glass eyes as an adult) had little sticks sticking out of them so her parents could pull them in and out for her. Surely it's not one of those?
Happy Monkey • Apr 12, 2014 9:34 am
Water balloon on a canopy of some sort.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 12, 2014 9:59 am
Light through a sunglass lens on a tee shirt.
Spexxvet • Apr 14, 2014 11:05 am
Sorry, no, no, and no

Ball park, though
glatt • Apr 14, 2014 11:17 am
You have a glass ornament hanging in a window, and the sun is shining through it. The little string at the top is too small to show its shadow.

Something like this.

[ATTACH]47367[/ATTACH]
Spexxvet • Apr 14, 2014 11:32 am
It's sunlight shining on a curtain after passing through a suction cup like this
Gravdigr • Apr 14, 2014 5:03 pm
Why is there a nipple hook on yer suction cup?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 14, 2014 10:39 pm
Oh, you didn't know about Spex the Kink. :haha:
footfootfoot • Apr 15, 2014 1:26 pm
Gravdigr;896835 wrote:
Why is there a nipple hook on yer suction cup?


Why isn't there one on yours?
Gravdigr • Apr 15, 2014 2:36 pm
Excellent point.
Undertoad • May 15, 2014 5:18 pm
What the hell is this?

Image

Image

Image

Image
Rhianne • May 15, 2014 5:41 pm
It's for joining sheets of paper together without using staples. We had something similar at school (I really am getting old). When you hit the knob it'll cut a hole like a normal hole-punch only longer and straight, next to that it cuts a little tab which you then fold up inside the hole to hold a few sheets together.
Undertoad • May 15, 2014 5:45 pm
correct

Image

Image

Image
Rhianne • May 15, 2014 5:52 pm
That's a much neater job than the ones I remember using did.
infinite monkey • May 15, 2014 8:55 pm
Hi Rhianne! Where you been?

I remember those devices. Sometimes we did it by hand, in lieu of a stapler and in a pinch.

Which makes me want to be all OCD once again and remind people that THIS is how you staple papers, and why:

http://www.qewl.com/pages/stapling.shtml
glatt • May 15, 2014 8:57 pm
My wife bought one of those and more than once she has sent me to work to scan documents that have had key things like dates or other information obliterated by this contraption. Good thing is that if you are really careful you can unfold it and put it back together to scan.
Undertoad • May 16, 2014 1:49 pm
What is this?

Image
glatt • May 16, 2014 2:20 pm
Reminds me of one of those lunch order ticket holders you would find in an old deli. But the base looks like an ash tray. Maybe it's a combo?
Gravdigr • May 16, 2014 2:50 pm
Ashtray w/matches?
BigV • May 16, 2014 2:52 pm
ashtray with smoke [strike]absorbing[/strike] creating tentacles of perfumed felt/cardboard directly in the path of the rising smoke from the resting cigarettes.
Undertoad • May 16, 2014 2:52 pm
Close enough!

[YOUTUBE]M_uuECBtO80[/YOUTUBE]
sexobon • May 16, 2014 2:53 pm
It's an old laboratory instrument for researching the effects of cigarette smoke on mice which were suspended in clips on their tails over an ashtray containing multiple lit cigarettes.
glatt • May 16, 2014 3:04 pm
That is freaking cool. Never seen one before.

Good job, Gravdigr!
Gravdigr • May 16, 2014 3:16 pm
What could possibly go wrong?
xoxoxoBruce • May 22, 2014 9:11 pm
OK, what is this?
Green plastic, about 5 1/2 inches long and about 5/8 of an inch wide.

Oh, it's not what it says on the handle but is used in conjunction with that.
Griff • May 23, 2014 10:01 am
Bicycle tire lever.
glatt • May 23, 2014 10:05 am
Something to do with labels.

I'm going to guess a label peeler upper.
Gravdigr • May 23, 2014 3:42 pm
glatt;899547 wrote:
Something to do with labels.

I'm going to guess a label peeler upper.


What Glatt said. It's a label lifter.
xoxoxoBruce • May 23, 2014 3:45 pm
Yes, the Garvey Labelmatic embossed into the handle refers to one of those gun looking thingys that printed and applied price tags to everything in the supermarket. When the price changed up or down, this was the tool Garvey supplied for removing the old price sticker, probably for free.

It's a clever device, sharp enough to get under the sticker but not quite sharp enough to cut you or the product. Light weight, cheap to make, and pretty ergonomically designed for it's day... feels good in the hand.
Gravdigr • May 29, 2014 2:40 pm
I have a what is it. The catch is, I don't know what is it.

I think I know where is it. I'm assuming it's in or near Albuquerque, New Mexico since it's a screen grab from "Breaking Bad". Please, no spoilers, I have the last two episodes left to watch yet. I've roamed around Albuquerque via GoogleEarth a little, with no luck.

[ATTACH]47780[/ATTACH]

It looks to be a monument, or memorial, or maybe an art installation of some ilk.

If it helps, and if you know the show, this the place Jesse was supposed to meet the man who was to give him a new identity. Walt later meets the same guy at the same place after everything turns to shit in the third-to-last episode.

So...What is it?
Carruthers • May 29, 2014 2:51 pm
...people don't understand what they are looking at when looking at the tombstone-like concrete projections on the dam face. What the heck are they?

If water flows over the top of the dam (which, in these years of extraordinary-drought, occurs almost never) the concrete projections break the flow of water, so it can't gain too much speed and kinetic energy, and thus blunts water's power to undermine the dam and cause damage downstream. They look like a very-clever engineering adaptation to solve a problem that is particularly acute when dealing with water flow in the unconsolidated sand and gravel that compose much of the soil on the mesas bordering the Rio Grande Valley.


"Breaking Bad" Filming Locations - Season 5b

Yes, Dwellars assembled, you're right. I do have too much time on my hands.
Bloke • May 29, 2014 2:59 pm
One of those jet exhaust deflectors at an airport?
Just wondering...
glatt • May 29, 2014 2:59 pm
11 minutes is hardly a lot of time

Well done with the Google Fu.
Carruthers • May 29, 2014 3:08 pm
glatt;900041 wrote:
...Google Fu.


I had to look that up!


By Google of course:)
glatt • May 29, 2014 3:14 pm
Here's the view from the air, if one can't be bothered to follow Carruthers' link. Interesting that they build houses directly in line with a spillway.
[ATTACH]47783[/ATTACH]
Gravdigr • May 29, 2014 3:15 pm
Holy smokes! How's this for a match?

[ATTACH]47782[/ATTACH]

It's almost the same exact frame!!

I have seen Carruthers' Google Fu, and it is strong.

Good job! And thanks!
glatt • Jun 1, 2014 8:07 pm
What's this?
Image
zippyt • Jun 1, 2014 10:02 pm
Nail puller of some sort
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 1, 2014 10:21 pm
Maybe railroad tie spikes.
wolf • Jun 1, 2014 10:29 pm
I was thinking tie setter. Or something railroady.
Carruthers • Jun 2, 2014 3:54 am
Hub puller?
glatt • Jun 2, 2014 8:33 am
Zippy gets it.

It's a nail puller. I'm still trying to get it all cleaned up so it works well. I wonder if it worked well when it was new? I've never seen one like this before or even seen a reference to one.

The sliding handle is a hammer that drives the beak down into the wood around the nail head. Then as you pull back on the lever, there's some complex mechanical action going on that multiplies the grabbing power of the beak holding on to the nail head as you pull it out.

Only problem is 120 years of rust have made it a little sticky in operation. The ramming handle gets hung up on the shaft sometimes. I'm making progress though. Nothing moved at all when I started cleaning it up, but now everything that is supposed to move does move. PB Blaster is a good thing. I saw it at a roadside stand yesterday and it called to me.
glatt • Jun 2, 2014 8:49 am
And this is the patent.

The inventor sold it to Samuel Nafew, who had a company in NYC manufacturing cast iron stuff. I never even heard of this company, so they must not have been very long lived.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 2, 2014 12:21 pm
Cool find, where did you get it? It's a miracle it moves at all. My uncle used to soak rusty binding stuff in automatic transmission fluid, but these days any good penetrating oil should loosen it up. It will take time and patience, though. The patent drawings show how it works, which I couldn't fathom from looking at the picture.
glatt • Jun 2, 2014 12:36 pm
It was $15 at a roadside stand out in the sticks of rural Virginia.

It was really rusty and covered in something brown and sticky, like dried molasses. I tried carb cleaner on it first, but that didn't touch the brown sticky stuff. So I thought maybe it was water soluble. So I hit it with the hose for a while. Nothing. Simple Orange degreaser/cleaner. Nothing. So I got out the oven cleaner. That worked really well when combined with a scrub brush, and then I switch to PB Blaster penetrating oil, and then regular engine oil.

I might need to get out sand paper or a file, but want to be cautious before removing lots of metal.

It was fun spending half an hour getting it to loosen up.
Gravdigr • Jun 2, 2014 4:05 pm
I ain't changing teams or nothing, but, I like Glatt's tool.
Sundae • Jun 2, 2014 5:45 pm
Glatt is a torturer. That is not cool.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 2, 2014 9:12 pm
Not taking off metal is a good plan. When iron turns to rust the volume increases significantly which binds moving parts. If you can get the rust off with chemicals like Navel Jelly you'll do minimum additional damage.
zippyt • Jun 2, 2014 11:04 pm
Glatt look at this
http://www.castironcollector.com/cleaning.php
Big Sarge • Jun 3, 2014 1:56 am
I hope you will post a pic when you get it cleaned up
glatt • Jun 3, 2014 10:11 am
zippyt;900520 wrote:
Glatt look at this
http://www.castironcollector.com/cleaning.php


Very interesting. They talk about using molasses to clean rusty tools. So maybe that brown sticky stuff really was molasses?

I'm going to try some more oven cleaner, and then see if I can set up an electrolysis bath with stuff I have on hand.

It would be cool if I got it working and then set up a GIF of it in use.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 3, 2014 11:29 am
More likely old cosmoline than molasses.
Gravdigr • Jun 3, 2014 3:22 pm
xoxoxoBruce;900586 wrote:
...cosmoline....


That's the word I was trying to think of.:smack:
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 3, 2014 10:10 pm
That's because you're a manly man with a natural aversion to cosmo. :haha:
lumberjim • Jun 11, 2014 2:30 am
What is this?
Image

No, really. What the Fuck is this?

Image

It was very firm to the touch. Like poking a baby's head.

It's maybe eight or ten inches wide. We were out walking on the beach just now, and found it. I'm thinking some kind of jelly fish.... But it was so dense.

And no, I didn't flip it over. Because Fuck That.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 11, 2014 4:16 am
Sea life is not my bag but Google had this beached Cannonball Jelly. If it's firm to the touch it's probably very fond of you. :rolleyes:
Happy Monkey • Jun 11, 2014 10:49 am
It's obviously a jellyfish that ate a baby's head.
BigV • Jun 11, 2014 12:17 pm
Keep checking for the soft spot, then we'll know for sure.
Gravdigr • Jun 11, 2014 5:00 pm
Pick it up and squeeze it while rubbing it on your inner thigh.

Y'know, see if it's poisonous.




I, for one, welcome our gelatinous new overlord...
Gravdigr • Jun 11, 2014 5:04 pm
I wouldn't recommend it, but...

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infinite monkey • Jun 12, 2014 9:09 am
I'm envisioning a cocktail. You get these hand-blown glass receptacles, make ice shaped like the white part up there. Pour the liquor around the ice, and sprinkle the top with...I don't know...sauerkraut? We'll make millions!
Carruthers • Jun 17, 2014 4:39 pm
lumberjim;901323 wrote:
What is this?
Image

No, really. What the Fuck is this?

Image

It was very firm to the touch. Like poking a baby's head.

It's maybe eight or ten inches wide. We were out walking on the beach just now, and found it. I'm thinking some kind of jelly fish.... But it was so dense.

And no, I didn't flip it over. Because Fuck That.


This event made one of the national newspapers this morning.

I'm not sure if it's the same thing but thought you might like to have a look.

Image

It was found down in Cornwall in SW England.

More pictures and text from a local newspaper here:

Barrel jellyfish still washing up on shoreline. Look at this River Fal monster
Gravdigr • Aug 1, 2014 3:21 pm
I don't know what this is, that's why I'm here.

This pic is supposedly Kansas, circa 1900. It's a water wagon. I don't know if the water is for the crop, the poor dumb animal working the crop, or the poor dumb bastard working the animals working the crop.

What the hell is that conglomeration of shit on the horse's back? Popdigr worked with horses and mules in his youth, and he don't got no clue what it is.

[ATTACH]48773[/ATTACH]

I left the pic big, so, apologies for that...
glatt • Aug 1, 2014 3:44 pm
I dunno, but somebody else is asking the same question.

http://globalhorseculture.typepad.com/global_horse_culture/2008/01/strange-horse-g.html
glatt • Aug 1, 2014 3:45 pm
And here's one for sale on Etsy and they call it a fly tack.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/179355407/reserved-antique-horse-tack-rare-leather
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 1, 2014 4:02 pm
Yes, the crap on the horses is to drive off biting insects.
The guy in the middle is leaning on the handle of a pump. The elbow on the top of the pump might be an outlet, but could also be a vent so what I suspect is double pistons, can move freely.
The galvanized container to the right of the kid, looks like a potable water container for people.
If there's a water tank in the wagon, it can't be very big, with only two horses... even in Kansas. :p:
Maybe it's just a pump, possibly with some hoses, to go where they need some water moved, like stock tanks or irrigation ditches.
Gravdigr • Aug 1, 2014 4:14 pm
Thanks, guys.

:thumb:
BigV • Nov 3, 2014 1:50 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]49494[/ATTACH]
glatt • Nov 3, 2014 1:58 pm
My mother in law had one of those until she started started dating a guy with a tractor and tiller. Then she sold it.
Gravdigr • Nov 3, 2014 5:57 pm
Is that one of those teensy tillers?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 3, 2014 6:09 pm
Looks like it, probably a Mantis.
Gravdigr • Nov 3, 2014 6:12 pm
Yeah, I think he left us a little too much info to work with.:D
Carruthers • Dec 7, 2014 10:47 am
Image

I suspect that this won't be too difficult.
Spexxvet • Dec 7, 2014 11:30 am
the world's largest butt plug?
Carruthers • Dec 7, 2014 11:41 am
Er... no, but thank you for your answer. ;)
sexobon • Dec 7, 2014 12:55 pm
Very High Frequency Omnidirectional Radio Range (VOR) navigation beacon?
Carruthers • Dec 7, 2014 1:38 pm
Correct, sir!

Hipsher VOR, SE of Douglas, Wyoming.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 7, 2014 6:34 pm
What? You mean to tell me my grandma was some sort of scientist? :eek:
Carruthers • Dec 8, 2014 1:13 am
Well, if it isn't a VOR they must have hellishly big citrus fruit in Wyoming. :eek:
Gravdigr • Dec 8, 2014 4:01 pm
Is that Sheldon's shaving mug?
Big Sarge • Dec 8, 2014 9:58 pm
Spexxvet;915752 wrote:
the world's largest butt plug?


See!! I'm not the only pervert on here after all. Humpf, take that LJ ;)
Carruthers • Dec 9, 2014 7:51 am
Big Sarge;915891 wrote:
See!! I'm not the only pervert on here after all. Humpf, take that LJ ;)


Reminds me of the scene from MASH where Major Houlihan calls Corporal Klinger a pervert.

Major Pearce leaps to Klinger's defence: 'He's not a pervert'!

Houlihan: 'How do you know that'?

Pearce: 'Because I'm one and HE'S never at the meetings'.
Gravdigr • Dec 11, 2014 5:21 pm
I don't know what kind of Ford this is, and I'm too lazy to go finding out, so I'm asking you. Ima assume it's Australyish, but, I don't see no Foster's. It's Australyish for beeh, ya know.

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It may be the rare Ford Ranchocamino.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 11, 2014 6:47 pm
That looks like a Falcon Ute. I read Aussies hate Fosters, and export most of it.
BigV • Dec 12, 2014 12:15 am
Beer Wagon.
Gravdigr • Dec 12, 2014 6:49 pm
xoxoxoBruce;916164 wrote:
I read Aussies hate Fosters, and export most of it.


I've heard the same. I was taking a jab at our Aussie(s?).:D
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 13, 2014 12:39 am
I was taking a jab at our Aussie(s?).

You say that like it's a bad thing? :confused:
Gravdigr • Mar 10, 2015 1:27 pm
What is this? (big pic apologies)

[ATTACH]50594[/ATTACH]
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 10, 2015 1:29 pm
Birds
glatt • Mar 10, 2015 2:03 pm
Nesting birds on the ice. Probably penguins.
Gravdigr • Mar 10, 2015 2:05 pm
Yebbut, what kind?

How many?

Whir dey at?

What's their names?

Yep, its birds. 5300 mating pairs of Imperial Cormorants.

[ATTACH]50595[/ATTACH]

In Patagonia.

And they're all named Bill.

Link to some more info
Gravdigr • Mar 10, 2015 2:06 pm
It does look like ice.
glatt • Mar 10, 2015 2:53 pm
It's a cool picture, regardless. I came across pictures of penguins after I made that guess, and it was clearly wrong.

http://prairieice.blogspot.com/2012/05/penguin-kite-aerial-photography-ii.html
Clodfobble • Mar 10, 2015 3:23 pm
Gravdigr wrote:
5300 mating pairs


It's an orgy!
Gravdigr • Mar 10, 2015 3:45 pm
:lol2:

I don't like orgies...I never know who to thank.


~paraphrasing Rodney Dangerfield

Ugh, can you imagine what a 10,600 cormorant orgy must smell/sound like? [Size=1]The horror.[/Size]
Lamplighter • Mar 10, 2015 4:16 pm
It's a polar bear whose Mom did not believe in vaccinations...
Gravdigr • Mar 10, 2015 4:21 pm
Or a COCK! with a misplaced scrotum!
Gravdigr • Apr 21, 2015 5:26 pm
Misplaced scrotum...Got dang, that Gravdigr fella oughta been a comedian.
***************************************************

Right off, I don't wtf this is. I'm asking you.

The 'kernel', for lack of a better word, is about the size of a Rice Krispie, maybe ½ inch tall, and fairly hard, with a rough texture. The 'cage' (?), the expanded part, is about an inch tall, maybe a shade over. All of it was on the end of maybe four-five inches of weak, limp stem.

I know it's a plant. At least, I'm fairly certain it's not an animal.

So, wtf is this?

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And, if you'd like a differently oriented, harder to see pic:

[ATTACH]51211[/ATTACH]

:3_eyes:
Undertoad • Apr 21, 2015 6:32 pm
Wull,

Alls I know is sometimes, in the garden, a plant takes a while to throw off the seed section where it started? And when it does that is when it really takes off and becomes identifiable? It looks like this thang had a problem throwing off its seed section.
glatt • Apr 22, 2015 9:45 am
If I recall correctly, I think it was a pine tree.

Yep. It was a pine tree.
Gravdigr • Apr 22, 2015 3:22 pm
Thanks a bunch, Glatt!
BigV • May 14, 2015 2:32 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]51543[/ATTACH]
Gravdigr • May 14, 2015 3:11 pm
A paper towel?[/smartass]

Flashlight/spotlight filters?
Lamplighter • May 14, 2015 5:34 pm
The Staples "Easy Button", the "Not So Easy Button", and the "Oh So Much Harder Button"
xoxoxoBruce • May 14, 2015 7:21 pm
Barbarella's suit windows.
BigV • May 14, 2015 10:57 pm
some oblique qlues

I've just washed them. When I removed them, the convex side (the side facing the camera) was covered with glycol.

They're a matched set, all from the same thingy. Every one of you has been in the presence of these components, or ones functionally identical. Sometimes these lenses are clear and the glycol is colored.

They're pretty cool, but I don't have a project in mind for them at the moment. There were other components I scavenged from the thingy that are much more fun.
glatt • May 15, 2015 8:45 am
They must have come from rear projection tv then. And you are keen on using the big mirror and screen.
BigV • May 15, 2015 11:20 am
glatt;928520 wrote:
They must have come from rear projection tv then. And you are keen on using the big mirror and screen.


Look at you. Your confidence level is over 9000. For good reason. :p:

Liiiiike this?

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And this is what I have in mind for the fresnel lens in the front of the screen.

[YOUTUBE]XFw7U7V1Hok[/YOUTUBE]

Ultimately, I'll make a frame for it like this:

[YOUTUBE]Kj7aS7ToNWs[/YOUTUBE]

I only have the silver bezel on it at the moment and I took it to my friends yesterday and in just a few seconds, we charred a dark rag. White paper towels seem much more immune. I also learned that I need some darker sunglasses, much darker.

More later. Congrats glatt!
BigV • Jul 22, 2015 11:22 am
What is [strike]this[/strike] going on here?

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glatt • Jul 22, 2015 11:31 am
The sun is to your right, and there's a large window reflecting the sun to your left. The car has some molding coming off. Your left foot is slightly pigeon toed the way you are standing.

Edit: And it looks like a trickle of piss from some homeless guy is following a joint in the concrete slab.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 22, 2015 11:50 am
No piss, epoxy in the crack or joint in the concrete... and ugly shoes.
Gravdigr • Jul 22, 2015 12:36 pm
Driveway stains to the left of me, driveway stains to the right, there you are, stuck in the middle with you(r) left shoe coming untied. Beside your car.
Spexxvet • Jul 22, 2015 1:40 pm
Your penis emits 100,000 lumens?
infinite monkey • Jul 22, 2015 1:50 pm
detached tongue on sidewalk
BigV • Jul 22, 2015 4:15 pm
You are all completely correct, of course. Except Spexxvet, sadly.

Here's some background information.

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glatt • Jul 22, 2015 4:26 pm
Bet you only noticed the bright sun because it's so freakin' hot there now.

I hope the hospital visit wasn't too bad. Is everything OK? I know you've posted that Tink isn't doing well.
BigV • Aug 5, 2015 1:11 pm
Tink is very frail. Her situation has changed dramatically, but she's much stabler that she was when that picture was taken.
BigV • Aug 5, 2015 1:13 pm
On another note...

What is this?

[ATTACH]52901[/ATTACH]

Clues available upon request.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 5, 2015 1:31 pm
Looks like liquid Nitrogen pipes.
BigV • Aug 5, 2015 1:37 pm
I bet you're right. Care to tell the class what they're doing in this picture?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 5, 2015 1:43 pm
It appears they are venting off the lines which causes the liquid Nitrogen to flash to vapor creating intense cold, hence the frost at the flash point.
Gravdigr • Sep 20, 2015 2:01 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]53459[/ATTACH]

I may have to leave, so, I'll give you a link where you can find the answer, if you don't know.

This is what it is.
sexobon • Sep 20, 2015 2:35 pm
It's a baby centrifuge that keeps them from swallowing something they've put in their mouth until they spit it out.
Gravdigr • Sep 20, 2015 2:46 pm
:lol2:

Kinda like a salad spinner?

:lol2:
Gravdigr • Dec 2, 2015 11:20 am
So, I'm messing around on GoogleEarth, and I wind up in The Fucking Azores (that should be their official name) somehow, and go into StreetView (dammitall, now I want go to the Azores). The place is beautiful, btw (at least Terceira is).

Anywho, I came across this:

[ATTACH]54339[/ATTACH]

What the hell are these? I'm asking, cuz, I got nfc.

Here's a GoogleMaps link
to the place I found them, If ya want look around for context, or something.

The only clue I have is maybe they're recycling bins. IDK
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 2, 2015 11:51 am
"The green bins are for glasses, yellow for plastic and metal, and the blue bins will now be used for paper disposal."
I guess red would be shit like batteries.
Gravdigr • Dec 2, 2015 12:06 pm
I'll buy that.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 2, 2015 12:43 pm
You'll find out when you get there. :D

You'll have even more fun in China.
Gravdigr • Dec 2, 2015 1:58 pm
Into which of those bins do we put the bricks of smog?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 2, 2015 2:12 pm
None, they don't bother recycling those because they have plenty of new ones every day.
BigV • Dec 10, 2015 8:20 pm
Recycling, youbetcha. I'd guess the red one might be for sharps.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 14, 2015 11:19 pm
What the hell is this? From a movie or TV show?
fargon • Dec 15, 2015 8:16 am
Here it is. //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_V-173
glatt • Dec 15, 2015 8:28 am
I'd never seen one in color before. It that a current picture of a historic plane or an old picture of a new plane?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 15, 2015 11:44 am
OK, thanks fargon. 1942 to 1947 testing.
Gravdigr • Dec 15, 2015 3:05 pm
Do you remember where you found that pic?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 15, 2015 4:23 pm
Yes, one of the tumblr sites with nothing but pictures, no information, and very rarely even a link to where it came from. I tried to image search and struck out, which is unusual, not even other sites with the picture, no less information.
glatt • Dec 15, 2015 4:26 pm
Well, the paint scheme matches the plane at the wikipedia link above.

It's probably the "Restored Vought V-173 frontal view at the Frontiers of Flight Museum in Dallas, TX"
fargon • Dec 15, 2015 4:38 pm
All I did was google image search.
Gravdigr • Dec 15, 2015 5:26 pm
I did a TinEye search and only 3 results came back.

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All 3 page links go to the same page, Google Mobile. There is no Flying Flapjack there.

IDK
gtown • Dec 21, 2015 12:40 am
http://www.flightjournal.com/blog/2012/09/11/the-pancake-lives-on/
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 21, 2015 1:58 am
Thanks gtown. :thumb:
V-173 specifications
Type: Single-place research aircraft
Powerplant: Two 80-horsepower Continental A-80 four-cylinder opposed, air-cooled engines driving two three-bladed,
controllable pitch propellers 16 feet, 6 inches in diameter
Performance: Maximum speed 138mph; rate of climb 800 feet per minute; service ceiling 10,000 feet; range unknown
Weights: Empty weight, 1,655 pounds; gross weight, 2,305 pounds
Dimensions: Length: 26 feet, 8 inches; Width: 23 feet, 4 inches; Height: 12 feet, 11 inches
First flight: November 23, 1942


A whole 160 horsepower. :eyeball:Caramba!
footfootfoot • Aug 9, 2016 11:23 am
Here's one for the old timers, what are these?

eta: the handles are about 3/4" thick and taper to about 3/8" at the tip.
Clodfobble • Aug 9, 2016 1:32 pm
Shoe horns?
footfootfoot • Aug 9, 2016 2:05 pm
Nope.
Gravdigr • Aug 9, 2016 2:35 pm
Ya use 'em to get the butter out of the churn?
Carruthers • Aug 9, 2016 2:52 pm
Shoe trees?
Rhianne • Aug 9, 2016 4:26 pm
A flat spurtle.
footfootfoot • Aug 9, 2016 4:36 pm
interesting, but no.
Gravdigr • Aug 9, 2016 5:59 pm
Would one stir lard with those?
Gravdigr • Aug 9, 2016 6:04 pm
Are they used in the leading (led not leed) of auto bodywork?
Clodfobble • Aug 9, 2016 6:08 pm
Ooh, that's what they remind me of: mortar trowels for bricklaying.
Undertoad • Aug 9, 2016 6:57 pm
Are these from your baking days?

(a question that has an entirely different meaning to classicman)
classicman • Aug 9, 2016 8:19 pm
;)
footfootfoot • Aug 9, 2016 10:14 pm
Nope, nope, nopety nopenope, and :joint: nope.
burns334 • Aug 9, 2016 11:39 pm
spreading lead when doing body work?
footfootfoot • Aug 10, 2016 11:40 am
No.

Here's a hint:

They are used in a Vermont general store on a regular basis. These are at least 50 years old.
Carruthers • Aug 10, 2016 1:07 pm
A trans-Atlantic shot in the dark here, so don't laugh.

I always associate Vermont with snow, skiing etc.
Anything to do with either of those?
Gravdigr • Aug 10, 2016 1:18 pm
From the wear pattern on the lower 'tool' (for lack of a better word) they're used to get something, like lard, grease, or ice cream, out of something else, like a can or jar.

Whatever they contact, it's not a staining substance, as these have been used regularly for over 50 years, and are not particularly stained.
Carruthers • Aug 10, 2016 1:33 pm
Gravdigr;966289 wrote:
From the wear pattern on the lower 'tool' (for lack of a better word) they're used to get something, like lard, grease, or ice cream, out of something else, like a can or jar.

Whatever they contact, it's not a staining substance, as these have been used regularly for over 50 years, and are not particularly stained.


I did wonder if they were butter pats, Mr G., but as you suggested earlier they might be for getting butter out of a churn, I abandoned that idea.

Suggestion re-instated but probably still wrong. :)
Gravdigr • Aug 10, 2016 3:25 pm
Syrup stirrers? Syrup pot side scrapers?
footfootfoot • Aug 10, 2016 3:56 pm
Gravdigr;966289 wrote:
From the wear pattern on the lower 'tool' (for lack of a better word) they're used to get something..

Whatever they contact, it's not a staining substance, as these have been used regularly for over 50 years, and are not particularly stained.


Additional hint, they've been polished by use and the smaller one is much older than the bigger one and has been somewhat further shaped by use.
infinite monkey • Aug 10, 2016 11:12 pm
footfootfoot;966305 wrote:
Additional hint, they've been polished by use and the smaller one is much older than the bigger one and has been somewhat further shaped by use.


Dildos!
infinite monkey • Aug 10, 2016 11:14 pm
or maple syrup extractor thingy, or something to do with maple syrup or bob Newhart.
footfootfoot • Aug 10, 2016 11:33 pm
infinite monkey;966356 wrote:
Dildos!


We have a winner! Of a different contest, but a winner none the less.

I like the Bob Newhart reference, but no.

I'm waiting for Glatt to make a guess then I'll tell you.
Gravdigr • Aug 11, 2016 11:13 am
If it's not the kind to bust ass, or move a canoe, searching for wooden paddles is very frustrating.
infinite monkey • Aug 11, 2016 12:11 pm
Tater mashers?
infinite monkey • Aug 11, 2016 12:15 pm
Oven paddles, for taking luscious Vermont maple-based baked goods out of a Vermont general store oven.
Gravdigr • Aug 11, 2016 12:35 pm
Are they wax spreaders for luscious Vermont ass-waxing? In a general store.
infinite monkey • Aug 11, 2016 12:36 pm
:lol:

Tanks, needed a laugh!
Gravdigr • Aug 11, 2016 12:37 pm
:)
glatt • Aug 11, 2016 8:31 pm
footfootfoot;966358 wrote:
I'm waiting for Glatt to make a guess then I'll tell you.


Beats me. I don't know.

Is it for scooping a pickle from a pickle jar? Looks awkward, but who knows?
footfootfoot • Aug 11, 2016 9:13 pm
They are obviously filthy, therefore nothing to do with food. Possibly used on asses as an attitude adjuster but that is an off label use.
orthodoc • Aug 11, 2016 9:49 pm
Something to do with flying, from your clues.
footfootfoot • Aug 11, 2016 10:03 pm
orthodoc;966443 wrote:
Something to do with flying, from your clues.


Flying? Put the wine glass down, Ortho and put on your other glasses. ATTITUDE, not ALTITUDE. ;)

Nope.

Quick re-cap:
They are used in a Vermont general store on a regular basis. These are at least 50 years old.

They've been polished by use and the smaller one is much older than the bigger one and has been somewhat further shaped by use.

From the wear pattern on the lower 'tool' (for lack of a better word) they're used to get something...[missing word]

They are obviously filthy, therefore nothing to do with food. Possibly used on asses as an attitude adjuster but that is an off label use.


An image search won't help, I took this picture and had never seen these before despite living in VT for ten years and right across the border for another 20.
glatt • Aug 11, 2016 10:06 pm
Digging nails out of a bulk barrel.
footfootfoot • Aug 11, 2016 10:18 pm
No, they use hand cultivators for that.

Anymore guesses or do you cry uncle?
glatt • Aug 11, 2016 10:22 pm
Uncle
orthodoc • Aug 11, 2016 10:26 pm
Uncle. I do need new glasses and didn't go back far enough to get the full pic. My bad.
footfootfoot • Aug 11, 2016 11:10 pm
They are used to open cardboard boxes without damaging the box. Sort of a box spud if you will. You slip it in and jiggle it about...
BigV • Aug 11, 2016 11:26 pm
you do the hokey-non-pokey and you turn yourself around....


Good puzzle!
glatt • Aug 11, 2016 11:27 pm
I'd love to see a video of it in use.
Gravdigr • Aug 12, 2016 7:43 am
footfootfoot;966450 wrote:
You slip it in and jiggle it about...


That's how I do it.

:p:

Box-opener's, huh? I feel a little let down that they're something so mundane.

Nice one, Feet.
infinite monkey • Aug 12, 2016 8:07 am
Good clean fun! Thanks foot!
footfootfoot • Aug 12, 2016 11:34 am
glatt;966452 wrote:
I'd love to see a video of it in use.


When you finish your bandsaw you can make one and try it out!
infinite monkey • Aug 12, 2016 2:36 pm
Make one for me, I'll use it at my night job. "Box cutter? No way, I got this here, um, stick!" :D

I guess back in the day it was a good idea to not hurt the boxes. Re-use was recycling. Now we crush them all and bale them for recycling.

Do you have any more? That was a lot of fun.
footfootfoot • Sep 24, 2016 11:39 am
This is probably easy but it is a cool photo. Again, one of mine so google probably won't help.
BigV • Sep 24, 2016 11:49 am
it is a cool picture... I get the sense that it's a cross sectional view of some bird bone, a skull plate or a breastbone or a pelvis, some large flat section, not a long linear bone like in a limb.
footfootfoot • Sep 24, 2016 12:03 pm
Very good.

For the bonus round would you like to guess the animal and bone?

You get to keep the steak knives and the living room furniture in addition to the car if you guess right. If you guess wrong then you will lose everything and also get a paper cut.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 24, 2016 12:06 pm
It's a visualization of life, holding together but mostly hollow.
Gravdigr • Sep 24, 2016 1:28 pm
Wing bone of a turkey?
BigV • Sep 26, 2016 1:19 pm
OK,

Pileated woodpecker skull.
footfootfoot • Sep 26, 2016 5:52 pm
I have to double check it and it is some where in the yard. At first I thought it was part of a deer's scapula, then I remembered I recently excavated a wood chuck, so it might be that.

I'll look for it tomorrow.
beauregaardhooligan • Oct 3, 2016 4:23 pm
All the parts move around freely.
Gravdigr • Oct 3, 2016 4:25 pm
I was about to guess a bit of some kind, but, I got nothing.

Popdigr also guessed some sort of tack/bit.

NFC.
Gravdigr • Oct 3, 2016 4:28 pm
How about some (rough) measurements?
glatt • Oct 3, 2016 4:31 pm
What size is it? Could it be a horse bit and the reins thread in through those fancy bits on the side?
Gravdigr • Oct 3, 2016 4:41 pm
Beauregaard, this page describes the item in question as "Just In Case (JIC) Driving Horse Bridle Bit -4.5" Mouth- Old Vintage Antique".

Fucking Pinterest, man.

Found searching "old bits for horses". Pic #3.:D

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beauregaardhooligan • Oct 3, 2016 5:00 pm
dang.
That didn't take long!
Thanks, y'all!
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 3, 2016 5:00 pm
Yes, it's a bit.
Gravdigr • Oct 3, 2016 5:10 pm
beauregaardhooligan;970377 wrote:
dang.
That didn't take long!
Thanks, y'all!


That's just how we roll.

Sometimes.:rolleyes:
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 3, 2016 5:43 pm
Always go to the Cellar, the horse's mouth... al least that's one end. :lol:
footfootfoot • Oct 7, 2016 9:59 am
footfootfoot;969665 wrote:
This is probably easy but it is a cool photo. Again, one of mine so google probably won't help.


I found the piece and quizzed the kids and it turns out it is a piece of horse shoe crab shell that they brought back from the cape last summer.
glatt • Oct 7, 2016 10:22 am
footfootfoot;970633 wrote:
I found the piece and quizzed the kids and it turns out it is a piece of horse shoe crab shell that they brought back from the cape last summer.


Thanks for coming back and wrapping the bow around that story. I was curious.
glatt • Oct 7, 2016 10:34 am
And researching the anatomy of a crab on the web, this diagram clearly shows it's the anterior portion of the carapace.
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burns334 • Oct 7, 2016 5:00 pm
With a tattoo that size he must have sobered up before the artist finished, nice job. As an aside I pulled into an inlet on the Maryland shore and there were thousands of these horseshoes there, very bizzare
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 6, 2016 10:58 am
What is this photo of?
Spexxvet • Dec 6, 2016 11:27 am
A vinyl album in scummy pond water?
fargon • Dec 6, 2016 11:39 am
NGC 7635 I cheated.
Happy Monkey • Dec 6, 2016 11:40 am
Thermos?
fargon • Dec 6, 2016 11:45 am
I love your answer.
Spexxvet;975600 wrote:
A vinyl album in scummy pond water?


NGC 7635 I cheated and googled it because I have no other resources.
I'm a failure, I need to be Punished Please!!! (He says in a pleading voice.)
infinite monkey • Dec 6, 2016 11:54 am
How about just not ruining the game for everyone else?
fargon • Dec 6, 2016 11:56 am
I'll go away now sorry.
glatt • Dec 6, 2016 12:06 pm
I was gonna guess a drilled out finger hole in a speckled bowling ball.

So it's some sort of heavenly body huh?
Gravdigr • Dec 6, 2016 12:46 pm
I was gonna say an empty drinking glass.
Gravdigr • Dec 6, 2016 12:50 pm
A confirmation or denial of correctness/wrongness would be appreciated right about now.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 6, 2016 1:02 pm
Nobody got it yet, although one was in the ballpark.


Oh, and it wasn't Fargon.
Gravdigr • Dec 6, 2016 1:36 pm
Did you take this pic?

Is the pic 'enhanced' in some way?

Is it some form of kaleidoscope?
glatt • Dec 6, 2016 2:13 pm
I was also thinking along these lines. But it would need to be taller and skinnier.
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xoxoxoBruce • Dec 6, 2016 2:16 pm
Gravdigr;975638 wrote:
Did you take this pic?

Is the pic 'enhanced' in some way?

Is it some form of kaleidoscope?


Nope, nope, nope.
Happy Monkey • Dec 6, 2016 5:21 pm
Fire extinguisher?
Carruthers • Dec 6, 2016 5:53 pm
Naturally fluorescing small creatures?
Pico and ME • Dec 6, 2016 6:25 pm
Picture of the moon taken through snow flurries.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 6, 2016 7:20 pm
It's the inside of a recently emptied milkshake cup. Monkey was in the neighborhood with thermos.
glatt • Dec 7, 2016 10:21 am
Was the cup colored, or was the milkshake that color?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 7, 2016 10:24 am
Don't know.
Gravdigr • Dec 7, 2016 12:53 pm
That was a pretty good What's This?.
BigV • Dec 7, 2016 3:41 pm
A question.


Wait!

A period.
BigV • Dec 8, 2016 2:10 pm
What is this?

No pictures yet, it's at home, I'm not.

It's a scratch built thingamjig, yellow grounded AC plug, very heavy gauge power cord into metal single gang electrical box, a light switch, BUT the throw is perpendicular to the long axis of the box. The other half of the box has what appears to be a metal cover over a transformer. Other side of box has two approximately 16 gauge twisted core wires coming out, through a tight rubber grommet. These are about a foot long, and are covered with a length of shrink tube. They go into a black plastic encased toroidal electromagnet.

I plugged in the power cord, turned the switch on. The torus displays magnetic aspects. I tested it with a screwdriver. When I put the tip of the screwdriver across the hole, it seemed to vibrate like a buzzer might. Weird. When I inserted the tip of the screwdriver into the hole it was pulled strongly into the hole at first, but when the screwdriver got about halfway through, the pulling force stopped. When I tried to withdraw the screwdriver, I felt a little resistance at first, then an increasing pull countering my pull, strongest just as the screwdriver tip neared the "exit".

Like a solenoid.
So, wtf is this thing and what was it made to do?

I have some ideas, but I don't want to prejudice the jury of my peers. Or betters!
Gravdigr • Dec 8, 2016 2:15 pm
Model train transformer?
Gravdigr • Dec 8, 2016 2:16 pm
BigV;975754 wrote:
A question.


Wait!

A period.


:D
glatt • Dec 8, 2016 2:25 pm
Sounds like some quack health device. Relieve back pain by plugging this thing in and waving it over the ache.
Gravdigr • Jul 17, 2017 1:40 pm
Big pic apologies...

What is this?

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xoxoxoBruce • Jul 17, 2017 1:43 pm
Dead bugs?
Gravdigr • Jul 17, 2017 2:00 pm
Wrong, bug breath. Live bugs. I think. Mayflies, to be precise. In Minnesota. And that's all I got.
Gravdigr • Jul 17, 2017 2:01 pm
Sorry 'bout the bug breath thing. That just slipped out.

Actually, Bruce is prolly right. If they weren't dead, wouldn't they have flown away?
glatt • Jul 17, 2017 3:42 pm
That's when it's good to be management and not the guy with the shovel.
fargon • Jul 17, 2017 9:57 pm
Gravdigr;992480 wrote:
Big pic apologies...

What is this?

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Sludge from a sewage treatment plant?
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2017 12:13 am
The clue was the piles seemed to under lights.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 23, 2017 12:08 am
Speaking of Mayflies....
Gravdigr • Aug 3, 2017 4:59 pm
Probably won't take long.

What is this?

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Please to disregard the water spots.
fargon • Aug 3, 2017 5:02 pm
Cherry or olive pitter. And no I didn't cheat.
Gravdigr • Aug 3, 2017 5:06 pm
Dang, I thought it would take more than three minutes!!

Fargon for the win.
fargon • Aug 3, 2017 5:08 pm
I would to thank my fans and all the little people that make me so awsome.
Gravdigr • Aug 3, 2017 5:09 pm
For cherries it's a little more work than just spitting out the pits, but if you were using fresh cherries in a dish of some sort, kinda handy.
Clodfobble • Aug 4, 2017 8:25 am
I have one for cherries, use it all the time. Mine spatters a bit so I have to lay a paper towel over the top while I work.
Gravdigr • Aug 4, 2017 2:33 pm
Momdigr was mashing the crap outta the cherries. Punch the pits out the stem side/stem end of the cherry. Less damage.
Clodfobble • Aug 4, 2017 10:52 pm
Hmm. I will try that next time!
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 21, 2017 10:11 am
First off, I don't know. This is a screen grab from a NSFW video in a real person's real living room. It looks industrial, maybe maritime, factory built, and not originally intended as decor.
beauregaardhooligan • Oct 22, 2017 8:46 am
Judging from the legs I would say it was definitely made as an end table.
sexobon • Oct 22, 2017 10:43 am
Looks like a hexagonal floor lantern with blinds for directional lighting and/or wind screening. There appears to be a glass pane (or lens) in one of the frames. Can't tell if it was candle; or, electric. That could be an antiquated bulb fixture inside. Perhaps it was designed for outdoor use on a porch, deck; or, in a cabin.
Gravdigr • Oct 22, 2017 1:51 pm
Is that out of a lighthouse?
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 22, 2017 4:27 pm
Hey Beau, good to see you.:welcome: I doubt it was designed to be a table because there's too much other shit going on, I think it's re-purposed but I can't figure out from what.
Sexo may be on the right track with adjustable light source for some purpose.
beauregaardhooligan • Oct 23, 2017 9:57 pm
hayNow, Bruce! Thanks!
I worked for furniture companies for years, and have seen a lot of weird pieces. I think it's more of a display case type of table. It appears to be the right height for an end table, with drop down glass shelves to possibly display pieces kept inside. The top also has the hallmarks of a display table/server tray. Maybe a chairside bar?
It doesn't look sturdy enough to be any kind of light fixture of that size, and those are ferShure feet.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 24, 2017 1:03 am
Looking at it again on the video where it's slightly clearer, I was wondering if that wood "shelf" with the fold down wings was added to make it useful in that setting. Although it would be a shitload easier to have just built the shelf solid, but but who knows. Since it is a NSFW video, trying to contact them would be pretty creepy. :haha:
beauregaardhooligan • Oct 24, 2017 8:38 am
I would be interested in seeing a clearer shot, or some different angles if you get a chance.
fargon • Oct 24, 2017 9:00 am
What video is it from?
glatt • Oct 24, 2017 11:03 am
xoxoxoBruce;997487 wrote:
Since it is a NSFW video, trying to contact them would be pretty creepy. :haha:


And might not even work. Reminds me of how one of the scenes in The Kings Speech was filmed on a set that had been used for a porno previously, and when someone discovered it, hilarity ensued. The set could just be a rental location and the film makers probably don't know a thing about the furniture there.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 24, 2017 11:13 am
fargon;997493 wrote:
What video is it from?


The video is NSFW http://www.voyeurweb.com/contributions/view/3270725-striptease mild, but still NSFW.

No different angles it's just background, and I'm pretty sure it's her living room and not a set..
fargon • Oct 24, 2017 11:43 am
I have no clue. I looked at the video and even in focus it makes no sense. It could be a lens for a large lamp turned upside down and the small shelves could be access doors for cleaning. Fuck if I know.
fargon • Oct 24, 2017 11:49 am
xoxoxoBruce;997487 wrote:
Since it is a NSFW video, trying to contact them would be pretty creepy. :haha:

I was about to suggest that someone not me contact her cuz I don't want to join their site and spend money. Cuz I'm a cheep asshole.
Gravdigr • Oct 24, 2017 12:50 pm
That, and She Who Might Kick Yer Ass Up Between Your Shoulder Blades might kick yer ass up between yer shoulder blades if she finds out.
Gravdigr • Oct 24, 2017 12:54 pm
All bets are off. Not America. There's no telling what it is/was.



But, she'll do. Yes she will. And she can leave her hat on.
Clodfobble • Oct 24, 2017 1:02 pm
A woman who will wear one purple shoe and one black shoe is insane. The furniture is the least of her problems.
Gravdigr • Oct 24, 2017 2:01 pm
What's really insane is she has another pair just like them!

:drummer:

T,IHAW. Try the tenderloin.
beauregaardhooligan • Oct 24, 2017 9:38 pm
welp. It's too tall to be an end table, and it doesn't match any of the other furniture in view. In fact, not 1 piece of any of the furniture matches any of the others so that's no help, but I still say it's furniture. Some kind of display case or curio would be my best guess.
Wait a minute, what hat?
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 25, 2017 12:39 am
This hat...

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beauregaardhooligan • Oct 25, 2017 9:33 am
thisIsNotAhat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdNWfZZN6Ho&ab_channel=VinylForever
Gravdigr • Oct 25, 2017 1:44 pm
She ain't wearing one of those, either.:jig:
Glinda • Oct 25, 2017 2:18 pm
What do you suppose this is?

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2-1/4" long
glatt • Oct 25, 2017 2:29 pm
Some sort of cutter. I'm going to go with a citrus peel remover.
Clodfobble • Oct 25, 2017 2:38 pm
An aid to help a child learn the proper grip on something, like a musical instrument.
Gravdigr • Oct 25, 2017 2:48 pm
Volume-measuring device?
Glinda • Oct 25, 2017 2:55 pm
Not a cutter.

Not a grip helper.

Doesn't measure anything.

:)
Flint • Oct 25, 2017 4:18 pm
Some kind of grout and/or caulk tool. Or tile gapper.
Flint • Oct 25, 2017 4:34 pm
Or a sliding window lock.
Glinda • Oct 25, 2017 11:27 pm
Flint;997605 wrote:
Some kind of grout and/or caulk tool. Or tile gapper.


You've moved incrementally closer (don't get bogged down in the trees; look at the forest).
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 25, 2017 11:29 pm
It's some sort of edge trimmer.
Glinda • Oct 25, 2017 11:32 pm
Nnnnnooooo . . . . :rolleyes:

You're getting warmer, though.
Clodfobble • Oct 26, 2017 12:07 am
Trimming pastry?
Gravdigr • Oct 26, 2017 1:37 am
Window glazing/putty whooziwhatsit?
glatt • Oct 26, 2017 8:19 am
I was thinking something to do with chickens, but it's awfully dainty. It's got an unused hole in one side for putting it on a string, but you didn't do that, so it's not needed. It has a grippy part, but the grippy part is very lame. It couldn't take much force without your fingers slipping. I was thinking some sort of bag or zipper closure. Or maybe a marking tool like a pounce wheel. Also reminds me of those wrapping paper cutters, but there is not enough to grab on to.

You wouldn't by any chance have a picture of the other side?
Flint • Oct 26, 2017 12:03 pm
Glinda;997633 wrote:
You've moved incrementally closer (don't get bogged down in the trees; look at the forest).
Upholstery. Tucking the fabric up underneath something. Maybe, the upholstery of car seats.
Glinda • Oct 26, 2017 2:33 pm
Not for pastry cutting, or window glazing, or chickens (hee!). Not for closing bags, not a marking tool, not a cutter, not for upholstery, and sorry, the earlier image is the only pic I have of that particular style (that doesn't give it away), but here's an image of a different version that is used for the same purpose:

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:)
Clodfobble • Oct 26, 2017 2:38 pm
Ah ha! I cheated. Never would have guessed. Really oddly specific.
glatt • Oct 26, 2017 2:50 pm
That profile at the bottom is really specific, like it fits into the lip of a paint can or something.
glatt • Oct 26, 2017 2:52 pm
Some sort of scraper. Like you move it around the lip of a paint can to get the paint back inside. Except the profile is wrong and that rubber spatula at the top doesn't make sense.
Glinda • Oct 26, 2017 2:53 pm
glatt;997696 wrote:
That profile at the bottom is really specific, like it fits into the lip of a paint can or something.


DING! DING! DING!

We have a winnah!


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Glinda • Oct 26, 2017 2:54 pm
glatt;997697 wrote:
Some sort of scraper. Like you move it around the lip of a paint can to get the paint back inside. Except the profile is wrong and that rubber spatula at the top doesn't make sense.


I think the spatula part at the top is probably metal - it's described as being a tool to open the paint can.
glatt • Oct 26, 2017 2:58 pm
No way!

You know, instead of coming up with a new tool, they should sell paint in containers that don't have that problem.
Glinda • Oct 26, 2017 3:06 pm
glatt;997700 wrote:
No way!

You know, instead of coming up with a new tool, they should sell paint in containers that don't have that problem.


Inorite? There has to be a better way.

ETA: And here it is.

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Throw away your stirrers and say hello to the first paint container upgrade in decades. Dutch Boy's plastic Twist & Pour Paint Delivery System, otherwise known as a paint can, has a twist-off lid, internal pouring spout, and mug handle. Need to remix? Just close, shake, and pour. Initially available for gallon cans of latex-based paints; quarts will soon follow.
glatt • Oct 26, 2017 3:08 pm
Can you imagine if they sold milk in gallon cans instead of jugs? And you needed a screwdriver to pop the lid and try to pour it into a glass?
Glinda • Oct 26, 2017 3:10 pm
glatt;997702 wrote:
Can you imagine if they sold milk in gallon cans instead of jugs? And you needed a screwdriver to pop the lid and try to pour it into a glass?


It's weird that paint can technology hasn't progressed until now. And frankly, that neat Dutch Boy invention should be an industry standard. Surely the plastic upgrade is cheaper to make than metal cans?
Glinda • Oct 26, 2017 4:06 pm
Yes, it's a tiger attacking a man. But what else is it?

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28" high, 68" long
Happy Monkey • Oct 26, 2017 4:10 pm
Automaton and organ; the man flails and wails.

It was featured in the first of the Sharpe books.
Glinda • Oct 26, 2017 4:14 pm
Happy Monkey;997709 wrote:
Automaton and organ; the man flails and wails.

It was featured in the first of the Sharpe books.


Well done! The political back story is quite interesting. :thumb:
Flint • Oct 26, 2017 5:04 pm
What does this thing do?
Clodfobble • Oct 26, 2017 8:14 pm
Gotta be a drum thing.
glatt • Oct 26, 2017 8:22 pm
Yeah, what clodfobble's brain said. More specifically, it's a skin stretcher for toms.
Flint • Oct 27, 2017 6:26 pm
Clodfobble;997715 wrote:
Gotta be a drum thing.

It is. I tried to fool you with this one, because it uses different materials on a part I thought might give it away.
glatt;997716 wrote:
... it's a skin stretcher for toms.

Had a good internal chuckle at this. No, not what this is. We generally apply pressure to the head to bend the pitch, either with the butt of the stick or sometimes your elbow. You can slowly let off the pressure to play a series of notes with descending pitch. I guess if you had a mechanical skin stretcher it would be... a timpani?
Flint • Oct 30, 2017 1:06 pm
So we got, it's a "drum thing" ... but What is it?

Look at the parts. It's an engineering puzzle. What does it do?
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 30, 2017 1:09 pm
Looks like it would dampen a cymbal.
Flint • Oct 30, 2017 1:15 pm
No, but it would do something with a cymbal.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 30, 2017 1:17 pm
A quick release mount?
glatt • Oct 30, 2017 1:25 pm
It's got to tune them somehow
lumberjim • Oct 30, 2017 5:03 pm
Does it put those little dents in them? Punch out the center hole?
Flint • Oct 30, 2017 5:08 pm
xoxoxoBruce;997865 wrote:
A quick release mount?

Yes.
That is what it does.

It quickly releases, and also quickly re-attaches, the top high-hat cymbal which is normally affixed directly to a rod mechanically connected to the foot pedal. [SIZE="1"]figures 1-3[/SIZE]

This device, called a "drop clutch" replaces the wing-nut in the normal high-hat clutch with it's own wing-nut, and the lever-operated clamp that "grabs" the standard clutch. When you engage the lever, the top cymbal "drops" and when you step on the pedal, the clutch re-engages.

It temporarily converts your pedal-operated high-hat into a fixed-position high-hat. If you are operating a different pedal with your left foot (like a second bass-drum pedal), you might want this option.
BigV • Nov 19, 2017 11:07 pm
What is this?

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Clodfobble • Nov 19, 2017 11:28 pm
Tool station for on-the-go bike repair?
BigV • Nov 19, 2017 11:35 pm
Yes!

A "Public Work Station". I have an unobfuscated image and a close up of the tools on the computer. I'll share them tomorrow.

Well done.
glatt • Nov 20, 2017 8:48 am
That's kind of cool. Looks like a self serve community bike repair kiosk. Hope those cables are on a spool that can be pulled out. They seem kind of short.

Edit: Huh. Looks like there was another page of comments. I got this new firefox that just installed. I wonder if that made me not notice the additional page or if I'm just unobservant this morning.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 20, 2017 11:33 am
Looks like a fire department attach point for a sprinkler system, possibly to flush the system.
Glinda • Nov 20, 2017 2:00 pm
What is this?

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fargon • Nov 20, 2017 2:05 pm
I know but I cheated.
Gravdigr • Nov 20, 2017 2:36 pm
Is that a melted record album?
Gravdigr • Nov 20, 2017 2:39 pm
Ok, I cheated, too.

That is crazy.
glatt • Nov 20, 2017 3:36 pm
Some sort of sea creature egg sack.
glatt • Nov 20, 2017 3:45 pm
More specifically, a horn shark egg case.

I remember seeing similar egg sacks, like the lightning whelk, that are in a spiral.
BigV • Nov 20, 2017 3:56 pm
I've seen that before..

I can't remember where, though.
Glinda • Nov 20, 2017 11:16 pm
Yep, it's a horn shark egg sack. Can you imagine finding that on the shore and thinking it's a wood shaving or something otherwise completely non-squicky?

:shock:

Here are some otther odd egg sacs from sea creatures.

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Gravdigr • Nov 21, 2017 3:06 pm
Not. Of. This. Earth.
Glinda • Jan 4, 2018 10:23 pm
Any ideas?

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fargon • Jan 4, 2018 10:27 pm
Keys of some sort?
Glinda • Jan 4, 2018 10:37 pm
Only in a very tortured analogous sort of way. ;)

Nope. Not keys.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 4, 2018 10:45 pm
1 - For measuring grooves in things like molding or window sashes.
2 - For making grooves in plaster finals and trim.
3 - Cleaning Satan's hooves.
Glinda • Jan 4, 2018 10:51 pm
Nope. Nope. Nope.

But you're right - it does look like it could do all those things.

I think we have a previously unrecognized multitasker!
glatt • Jan 5, 2018 8:25 am
Wow Glinda, this is an excellent one. I've never seen anything like this before and was thinking along the same lines as Bruce.

I'mma think a bit.
glatt • Jan 5, 2018 9:17 am
They are too flimsy to do any actual work, so I think they are a measuring or layout device of some sort. I'm thinking something to do with sewing. All the sewing gauges I can find have sharp corners. they don't come to a little curved point. they look more like this:
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But yours is old and looks handmade, so I guess it could have been made special. I can see them being used to locate a point, like where to sew a button on.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2018 10:33 am
FLEAM-3-Blade-blood-letting. :eek:
glatt • Jan 5, 2018 12:14 pm
nicely done!
Glinda • Jan 5, 2018 12:47 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1001652 wrote:
FLEAM-3-Blade-blood-letting. :eek:


Yep. Good job!

I was watching a TV show where the term "three-bladed fleam" came up, and thought it would be a great What Is This challenge. The concept is creepy, but the name . . . how can you not love the name?

:rolleyes:
Gravdigr • Jan 5, 2018 2:00 pm
Man, if ya ain't really careful around here, you'll learn something.:)
Glinda • Jan 5, 2018 3:04 pm
Next!

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glatt • Jan 5, 2018 3:21 pm
crude snowshoe
Glinda • Jan 5, 2018 4:06 pm
Not a snowshoe.

I'm not sure how big this item is, but I estimate it's probably about a foot long.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2018 7:00 pm
glatt;1001661 wrote:
nicely done!


Not really, I downloaded the picture to take some measurements and it's the name of the picture. :rolleyes:

The next one is a chicken ladder.
Glinda • Jan 5, 2018 10:40 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1001692 wrote:
Not really, I downloaded the picture to take some measurements and it's the name of the picture. :rolleyes:


You're not allowed to do look at the photo ID! :p:

xoxoxoBruce;1001692 wrote:
The next one is a chicken ladder.


Ha HA!

Nope. Not a chicken ladder.

Hint: This item was handmade by a craftsman, as an aid in his work.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 6, 2018 1:47 am
Glinda;1001705 wrote:
You're not allowed to do look at the photo ID! :p:
That's not true, the photo is often downloaded to aid in research.
Griff • Jan 6, 2018 10:55 am
Butter churn?
Glinda • Jan 6, 2018 12:04 pm
No, it's not t a butter churn.
sexobon • Jan 6, 2018 12:21 pm
Is it used to position tiles?
Glinda • Jan 6, 2018 1:54 pm
Ooh, you're getting closer . . . but no, it's not for setting tiles.
glatt • Jan 6, 2018 7:37 pm
Carrying bricks
Glinda • Jan 7, 2018 1:15 pm
No, but you're closer still. :)
Gravdigr • Jan 7, 2018 3:47 pm
I almost said an old hod.
Gravdigr • Jan 7, 2018 3:50 pm
Shaping the mortar joint between the brick courses?
Glinda • Jan 7, 2018 4:35 pm
Gravdigr;1001840 wrote:
Shaping the mortar joint between the brick courses?


Oh my, you're so close! Close enough for gubmint work, I guess. ;)

[SIZE="3"]The mason who produced this tool hated to lose mortar when connecting two cinder blocks. Too often the mortar fell into the holes in the block and could not be retrieved. This tool was made to be positioned on top of a block, the mortar was then placed on the block, next the tool was removed, and another cinder block placed on top. The person who invented this created 5 or 6 similar ones but the design of each was somewhat different.[/SIZE]
glatt • Jan 7, 2018 4:43 pm
A home made version of the Bricky.
Gravdigr • Jan 7, 2018 5:02 pm
Yay me!:cheerldr:
Gravdigr • Jan 8, 2018 3:45 pm
That'd be a fairly sloppy mason, btw.
glatt • Jan 8, 2018 4:13 pm
True. I'm sure it would just slow a skilled mason down and get in the way.
BigV • Jan 10, 2018 9:37 pm
What is this?

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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 10, 2018 9:39 pm
Obviously a wheel. I assume you want to know what from.
BigV • Jan 10, 2018 9:40 pm
Obviously.
glatt • Jan 10, 2018 10:01 pm
A big bandsaw. You can see blade segments on the sides.
BigV • Jan 10, 2018 10:11 pm
glatt;1002068 wrote:
A big bandsaw. You can see blade segments on the sides.


Correct! Took you long enough...;)

Big? How big? This big:

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glatt • Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
That's pretty impressive.

That sign and all the holes in it kinda bug me.
BigV • Jan 10, 2018 11:42 pm
They're not holes, they're "o"s. Raised letter "O", which holds a little puddle of rainwater.

And a D and a B and some numerals, etc.
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 20, 2018 7:57 am
Band saw wheel memorial.
I hope that was not the cause of the demise.
Glinda • Jan 20, 2018 11:44 am
Here's a nifty little thing. What do you suppose it is?

Image
Clodfobble • Jan 20, 2018 12:57 pm
A tool to fake a smallpox vaccination.
fargon • Jan 20, 2018 1:38 pm
It is a clever plan to make me crazier than I already am.
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2018 1:44 pm
How can that be achieved through cleaving?

ETA ah, ya late edit'er! (as am i!)
Carruthers • Jan 20, 2018 1:56 pm
A leather punch?
Glinda • Jan 20, 2018 2:42 pm
:lol2: Ah, you guys crack me up!

Not for fake vaccinations or punching leather. Keep guessing!
Undertoad • Jan 20, 2018 2:44 pm
Is this for (tobacco) pipe smokers, who want a tight pack but need to aerate the top layer for some reason?
Glinda • Jan 20, 2018 3:15 pm
No, but a clever (or cleaver) idea. ;)
Clodfobble • Jan 20, 2018 3:52 pm
I'm going to say those things are loose and removable, since they're not spaced evenly. A camping toothpick holder?
Glinda • Jan 20, 2018 4:10 pm
Sorry, no. The pointy bits aren't loose or removable, just pointy.
sexobon • Jan 20, 2018 4:21 pm
Is it used to put ventilation holes in crusts so they don't burst while cooking?

Is it attached to the end of a foil for fencing with porcupines?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 20, 2018 9:00 pm
Needler for removing arc welding scale.
Glinda • Jan 20, 2018 11:27 pm
Hee hee! You're all very creative in your answers, but thus far, no one has come close.

Is it time for a hint?

Ok. It is only used occasionally in a game that everyone has heard of and/or played.
Clodfobble • Jan 20, 2018 11:39 pm
Hole puncher for sticking croquet wickets in the ground.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 21, 2018 12:42 am
Clean golf spikes.
sexobon • Jan 21, 2018 12:50 am
It's a pool cue tip tool with which to prick the tip so it will hold chalk better.

I'd never heard of it let alone seen one used; but, the hint along with the positioning of the spikes gave me the idea and I Googled "pool cue tool" to verify there was such a thing.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 21, 2018 12:56 am
Well with my clean wholesome lifestyle I couldn't possibly be acquainted with such paraphernalia. :angel:
Griff • Jan 21, 2018 9:55 am
Hemorrhoid lancer.
Glinda • Jan 21, 2018 12:58 pm
I knew the clue would give it away. ;)


Well done, sexobon! It's a tip pricker! :D
Gravdigr • Jan 21, 2018 5:41 pm
Damn. The one What Is This? I knew on sight!
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 8, 2018 4:13 pm
I swiped this shot from a book I'm reading, so if it's against the rules please delete it.
Gravdigr • Feb 8, 2018 4:20 pm
Air powered mixer of some sort?

A thing-to-vibrate-the-bubbles-outta-something?
Clodfobble • Feb 8, 2018 4:22 pm
Multiple container-filler. With what substance, I don't know. Could be anything from lab test tubes to mustard bottles.
fargon • Feb 8, 2018 4:33 pm
It's a weapon for killing multiple Snarglepusses all at once.
Gravdigr • Feb 8, 2018 4:50 pm
Ah, yes. The good ol' ACME QX-322 Quad Snarglepuss Annihilator.
Glinda • Feb 8, 2018 7:17 pm
Hand-held power paint mixer?
BigV • Feb 8, 2018 10:23 pm
Paint stripe gun. It looks like the feed lines are mostly cropped out of the picture in the bottom of the hilt/butt of the handle.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 8, 2018 10:26 pm
That's an air line, it's an air powered tool. The hole is the exhaust.
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 9, 2018 8:23 pm
Grav and Bruce are closest so far. It is air powered and it does vibrate.
glatt • Feb 9, 2018 8:31 pm
Yeah, Gravdigr's answer sounded cromulent when I read it. That black rubber bushing looks like it would flex when the head oscillates. No idea what it could be used for except that bubble removing thing.

The prong thing would vibrate like crazy. Maybe it's a meat tenderizer or a leather distressing machine.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 9, 2018 10:53 pm
I think grav was onto it, vibrating something like concrete to debubble and settle it.
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 15, 2018 8:15 am
There *is* a clue in the picture.
glatt • Feb 15, 2018 8:24 am
I see a couple leaves. Is it an almond harvester? Stick that thing against a branch and vibrate the almonds loose?

Kinda like this guy?

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Gravdigr • Feb 15, 2018 3:35 pm
Idk, but that guy is way too proud of it.:lol2:
Gravdigr • Feb 15, 2018 3:36 pm
And high.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 15, 2018 4:11 pm
He's smiling because he has no pants on. :yesnod:
Carruthers • Feb 15, 2018 4:39 pm
He's working on his interpretation of American Gothic.
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 15, 2018 4:40 pm
Not quite, Glatt, but you're very close.
Gravdigr • Feb 15, 2018 10:08 pm
Does it vibrate root vegetables outta the ground?
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 16, 2018 8:31 am
nope
glatt • Feb 16, 2018 9:23 am
Olives are harvested in a similar way.
Gravdigr • Feb 16, 2018 1:40 pm
It's been a week...

What the hell is it already? The parents are driving me crazy.
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 17, 2018 8:22 am
lol Sorry, Grav. It *has* been a rough week.
The title of the picture is "Mechanical blueberry vibrator-picker".
I suppose it could be used for almonds, olives, and other such agricultural products so I'm giving Glatt the win.

btw, the photographer is the award winning NatGeo photographer Bill Curtsinger who is famous for his marine pix among others. He is the only person *ever* to photograph a narwhal in it's natural environment. If you're not familiar with his work you should take a look.

The pic is from a special edition of a book called ThePineBarrens by John McPhee that is about the Pine Barrens of NJ, an amazing geographic oddity. It's hard to believe that such a huge expanse of wildlands could exist so close to NYC, let alone east of the Rockies. There are areas in the middle of it that you could go for literally dozens of miles without running into a town {and then it might just be a crossroads with some rundown houses} but on a clear night a bright light in the woods can be seen from the EmpireStateBuilding. The unique soil produces an acidic black water that forms what is called bog iron. This bog iron was used extensively to make a high grade iron from which the majority of the cannonballs used during the American Revolution were made, plus cannons and other armament. Some of the wrought iron around Independence Hall was made using bogIron.
It's a fascinating read and I highly recommend it if you can find a copy.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 17, 2018 9:57 am
beauregaardhooligan;1004205 wrote:


There are areas in the middle of it that you could go for literally dozens of miles without running into a town {and then it might just be a crossroads with some rundown houses}
Great place to dump the chemical waste from North Jersey.
but on a clear night a bright light in the woods can be seen from the EmpireStateBuilding.
That's the Jersey Devil flying. :eek:
Undertoad • Feb 17, 2018 10:16 am
Well, I can say for sure that if you are driving through the Pine Barrens, you should not make a wrong turn onto some little dirt-ish road. Chances are good you'll wind up with a grizzled old guy giving you the big hairy eyeball from the front porch of his shotgun shack, wondering why your nice city vehicle is heading into his cranberry bog.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 17, 2018 11:27 am
Guitar 1 (banjo)
G
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B---------------3-3--3-5--3=========----------3-3--3-5--3----------------|
G---------------4-4--4-5--4=========----------4-4--4-5--4----------------|
D------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Guitar 2
G
e------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B---0-0--0-1--0=========--------0-0--0-1--0=========---------------------|
G---0-0--0-0--0=========--------0-0--0-0--0=========---------------------|
D---0-0--0-2--0=========--------0-0--0-2--0=========---------------------|
A--------------------------------------------------------------0--2--3---|
E------------------------------------------------------3-3--3------------|
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 17, 2018 4:34 pm
youGotApurtyMouth, Bruce!
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 17, 2018 8:33 pm
But it ain't cheap. :yelgreedy
Gravdigr • Feb 17, 2018 9:14 pm
...but $20 is $20.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 22, 2018 10:45 pm
I think beauregaardhooligan is mistaken about the blueberries. :haha:
lumberjim • Mar 22, 2018 11:37 am
did we do this one yet?

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BigV • Mar 22, 2018 12:11 pm
extreme closeup of a cat's tongue?

don't know if this one's been done yet.
fargon • Mar 22, 2018 12:16 pm
That's what it looks like to me.
lumberjim • Mar 22, 2018 12:40 pm
BigV;1006068 wrote:
extreme closeup of a cat's tongue?

don't know if this one's been done yet.


close enough i guess. It said human tongue, but i didn't dig real deep fact checking
captainhook455 • Mar 27, 2018 10:50 pm
You ever stick your finger in a cats mouth like when giving a pill? All soft inside. I imagine the tongue quills fold down inside the mouth. Anyone know for sure?
footfootfoot • Mar 28, 2018 9:34 am
lumberjim;1006067 wrote:
did we do this one yet?

Image


No, and we shouldn't.
Gravdigr • Mar 29, 2018 6:09 pm
captainhook455;1006306 wrote:
You ever stick your finger in a cats mouth like when giving a pill? All soft inside. I imagine the tongue quills fold down inside the mouth. Anyone know for sure?


I can't tell.

It's like the light in the fridge...
beauregaardhooligan • Jun 29, 2018 11:08 am
The circle in the center turns/rotates.
The angles on the bottom corners are 75 and 68 degrees.
mebbeSomeKinda drafting tool/protractor?
Undertoad • Jun 29, 2018 1:22 pm
That's a really cool item. I googled it and the proper term for it is "Ames Guide". It's for calligraphy and drafting and art - here's a video explaining it

[YOUTUBE]FeZJyOaBm3M[/YOUTUBE]
beauregaardhooligan • Jun 29, 2018 1:36 pm
dang Undertoad, that was fast!
I tried searching for the names on it and didn't find much useful. I bow to your superior googleFu.
Now to see what eBay says! lol
Gravdigr • Jun 29, 2018 2:08 pm
Let me save you folks seven minutes of your life that you WILL want back.

7 minutes = It's for drawing lines.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 4, 2018 10:04 pm
What is this? Hint - not lace underwear for balls.
Clodfobble • Aug 4, 2018 10:29 pm
Something alive and actively growing. Looks fungal. Bread yeast, maybe?
sexobon • Aug 4, 2018 11:56 pm
algae
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 5, 2018 12:17 am
Nope and nope, grew but not growing.
Carruthers • Aug 5, 2018 5:39 am
Carved out of ivory?

Occasionally, similarly carved ivory objects turn up on the Antiques Roadshow which explains my line of thought.

Probably missed by a country mile. :)



ETA If I'm allowed a second go, I'll say it's coral.
Rhianne • Aug 5, 2018 7:21 am
Carruthers;1012777 wrote:
Carved out of ivory?

Occasionally, similarly carved ivory objects turn up on the Antiques Roadshow which explains my line of thought.

Probably missed by a country mile. :)



ETA If I'm allowed a second go, I'll say it's coral.


I'd say that coral might be close enough but those little critters have got to be chalk or some other powdery fossilised rock. No?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 5, 2018 10:59 am
Winner!, Chalk it is. Not the shit your teacher used on the blackboard, the White Cliffs of Dover type of chalk.
BigV • Aug 5, 2018 12:25 pm
was gonna suggest diatomaceous earth
Gravdigr • Aug 5, 2018 6:19 pm
I was gonna go with sand dollar.
Happy Monkey • Aug 5, 2018 11:05 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1012789 wrote:
Winner!, Chalk it is. Not the shit your teacher used on the blackboard, the White Cliffs of Dover type of chalk.
I knew I'd seen something like that before. I just couldn't place it.
beauregaardhooligan • Nov 13, 2018 6:43 pm
I finally got around to hooking this thing up to a little motor from a CD carousel tray and a solar panel.
Not *quite* the disco ball we imagined, but still kindaKewl.
https://youtu.be/Ij6ZHqTLSW8
Happy Monkey • Nov 13, 2018 7:12 pm
Heh, I recently got a few of those. Haven't done anything with them yet.
Your contraption might work better with a good flashlight at night.
BigV • Nov 13, 2018 11:07 pm
you could make the imperfect ones the star of a great kaleidoscope
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 13, 2018 11:11 pm
beauregaardhooligan;1018808 wrote:
I finally got around to hooking this thing up to a little motor from a CD carousel tray and a solar panel.
Not *quite* the disco ball we imagined, but still kindaKewl.
https://youtu.be/Ij6ZHqTLSW8


OMG, do you have a cat? /thinking mean to kitty thoughts. :blush:
Gravdigr • Nov 14, 2018 3:40 pm
Happy Monkey;1018810 wrote:
Heh, I recently got a few of those. Haven't done anything with them yet.
Your contraption might work better with a good flashlight at night.


Laser pointer.
beauregaardhooligan • Dec 7, 2018 7:43 pm
I couldn't find a good thread to post this under, so if someone has a better suggestion, please let me know.
We've been harvesting lots of ash for firewood lately thanks to the EmeraldAshBorer so we thought that's what this was. After cutting it down and running it through the log splitter, it is definitely not ash. The wood is super dense and very heavy, kinda red, almost orange, and it's so stringy it fights the logsplitter wedge almost to the end. Ash tends to pop apart as soon as the thick part of the wedge gets to it.
Also note the pic without the bark. The EAB leaves a distinctive, wandering track when it eats away the cambium. The bug that killed these trees leaves a radiating starburst type of track under the bark. The standing dead tree's bark will fall off in big sheets as a result, just like the EAB's victims.
These trees are long dead and perfectly seasoned for firewood, but without the leaves it's really hard to tell what it is.
Any ideas?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 8, 2018 2:09 am
Bark Beetle?
BigV • Dec 8, 2018 10:48 am
beau, approximately where were these trees harvested from?
beauregaardhooligan • Dec 8, 2018 12:37 pm
North central Ohio, close to CedarPoint.
They are very tall and very little branching, but they were in a wooded lot.
This one was just over a foot in diameter at the base, and probably atLeast 40, 50, or 60 foot tall.
Griff • Dec 8, 2018 12:41 pm
I think maple.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 8, 2018 1:18 pm
Maybe Eucalyptus?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 9, 2018 1:53 am
Reading about guitar building they say there is two kinds of Ash...

Ash can come from various sources. You have hard ash, which has a lot of bite, almost like maple, but with more (and chunkier) lows. Hard ash is generally speaking on the heavier side. Swamp ash, on the other hand, is much lighter, with less compression in the tone. You will get an opener sound with lots of highs and upper mids that cut through the mix like a hot knife through butter. The difference between a billet cut from the top or the bottom of the tree makes a huge difference in tone. A high-cut piece of hard ash might be closer to the sound you’re looking for than a lower cut of swamp ash. This goes for all woods, but in my experience this is even stronger the case with ash than other types.
Gravdigr • Dec 9, 2018 6:18 am
Red oak?
Griff • Dec 9, 2018 9:36 am
footfootfoot

footfootfoot

footfootfoot
Gravdigr • Dec 9, 2018 6:03 pm
SHHH!!

Aw, dammit, here he comes...
Undertoad • Dec 9, 2018 10:19 pm
footfootfoot

footfootfoot

footfootfoot


sounds like a helicopter
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2018 11:14 am
Hah!
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2018 11:15 am
What is this?

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I did not take this pic.
glatt • Dec 19, 2018 1:01 pm
Looks like a scanning electron microscope picture of a very small zipper.
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2018 2:04 pm
Not mineral or vegetable or zipper.

Larger than actual size.
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2018 2:26 pm
Gotta get outta this house, but, Ima check back in just a few...

I'll post the answer before I go.
glatt • Dec 19, 2018 2:26 pm
That leaves..... ANIMAL!

You just gave us a hint!
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2018 3:13 pm
Here's another:

The animal isn't quite as big as the pic in my post, some of them aren't, anyway.
Flint • Dec 19, 2018 3:13 pm
snake's belly?
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2018 3:15 pm
[COLOR="DarkRed"]If ya still guessing, don't look at the next post.[/COLOR]
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2018 3:16 pm
You're somewhat kinda getting close-ish.

Here's the answer:

...[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Oh, noes! It's gecko toes![/COLOR]...

Link to the pic
Gravdigr • Dec 19, 2018 3:19 pm
I'm outta here. They're driving me nucking futs. I can't breathe.
glatt • Dec 19, 2018 3:29 pm
I was looking at slug's teeth, and some look similar. They have teeth on their tongues. And something called a chiton has teeth that look a lot like this image.
glatt • Dec 19, 2018 3:35 pm
I just peeked. That's cool. I was wrong, but it's neat to see similar patterns in nature be developed independently to do basically the same thing.
Griff • Dec 23, 2018 12:18 pm
I was never going to get that.
Gravdigr • Dec 26, 2018 3:22 pm
I probably zoomed in too far for a good look.
**************************************************

A different style of What Is This?

What are this?

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Needing the animal, not the type, like Oh, that's a mammal., or, It's a deer., yeah no, that ain't gonna cut it.



I'll post the answer, before I leave for the bar today.
Gravdigr • Dec 26, 2018 3:25 pm
And, yes, li'l bit is too cute to eat.









Yet.
Carruthers • Dec 26, 2018 4:46 pm
White Tailed Deer?

It's years since I've seen them in the flesh so I'm probably wrong.
Clodfobble • Dec 26, 2018 7:16 pm
Female and baby reindeer?
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 27, 2018 12:42 am
Porcupines.

Them ain't no 'Merican Deer.
beauregaardhooligan • Dec 27, 2018 8:56 am
M r venison.
Gravdigr • Dec 27, 2018 10:41 pm
Damn, I forgot.

Sorry about that.

It's a kob and her calf.

Wiki link
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2019 1:11 am
This could go either way, what to you think this is? OK, actually what these are? :rolleyes:
glatt • Jan 17, 2019 6:57 am
At the peak of the industrial revolution, NYC was being built in no small part out of granite that was brought down from the coast of Maine on ships. The water was fairly deep along the rocky coast of Maine, so the ships would get right up close to the rock outcroppings, and load up. There are still rusty iron rings and spikes driven into the rock that the ships would tie off to, and notches like these, carved into the granite to anchor temporary peirs and gangways in place.
Griff • Jan 17, 2019 7:39 am
no shit
glatt • Jan 17, 2019 7:47 am
Well it's all true, but that might not be what this picture shows. This rock isn't all covered in seaweed.
Griff • Jan 17, 2019 7:48 am
Still, cool insight.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2019 8:35 am
It's rock, but far from Maine and much older than NY.
What are they, what are they used for, how are they used.
Diaphone Jim • Jan 17, 2019 1:43 pm
I think they are holes for wedges used to mine slabs of limestone, marble and such.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2019 2:57 pm
Yes, they're holes chiseled in the rock by Egyptian stone cutters a long time ago, but what happens next?
Gravdigr • Jan 17, 2019 3:04 pm
Cut along dotted line?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2019 3:08 pm
Close, split on the dotted line, but how?
Happy Monkey • Jan 17, 2019 3:11 pm
Ice?
Gravdigr • Jan 17, 2019 3:23 pm
Sand and rope.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2019 3:24 pm
Nope, wood. Fill with sun dried wood and add water, rinse-repeat, swelling wood will split the rock.
Gravdigr • Jan 17, 2019 3:29 pm
I was thinking cutting once the stone was on site.:smack:

Saw a Discovery-type thingy where they showed it the Egyptians mighta/coulda done it that way (the sand and rope thing).

Crooked thinking.:neutral:
Carruthers • Jan 17, 2019 5:10 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1023431 wrote:
Nope, wood. Fill with sun dried wood and add water, rinse-repeat, swelling wood will split the rock.


I watched a programme on TV last night which showed operations at a Canadian sandstone quarry.
Vertical holes were drilled in the rock and expanding mortar poured into them.
Within two or three days manageable sized chunks of rock just fell away.
zippyt • Jan 17, 2019 10:09 pm
[YOUTUBE]v-NsirLXUMk[/YOUTUBE]
Gravdigr • Jan 18, 2019 10:39 am
...aaand he just buried his chisels.
Griff • Jan 18, 2019 2:53 pm
Patient and steady.
glatt • Jan 18, 2019 5:38 pm
I had the opportunity to do that with a relatively small boulder, and only 5 wedges. Or feathers and wedges, or whatever they are called. It was fun. Drilling the holes took the longest time, and I had power tools.
Gravdigr • Jan 21, 2019 2:52 pm
Griff;1023514 wrote:
Patient and steady.


"Let the hammer do the work."
Gravdigr • Jan 21, 2019 2:55 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]66170[/ATTACH]

Clue: Related to another (current) thread.
Diaphone Jim • Jan 21, 2019 8:45 pm
I'm thinking part of a clutch, but am looking forward to finding out whatever it is.
captainhook455 • Jan 21, 2019 10:56 pm
Its a phone cord.

Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk
Clodfobble • Jan 21, 2019 11:05 pm
Closeup of a guitar string
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 22, 2019 12:33 am
Looks like the spring of a power snake(pipe declogger).
glatt • Jan 22, 2019 8:40 am
Yeah, it looks a lot like a drain auger, but it does have a wire down the center, and my auger doesn't have that.
Gravdigr • Jan 22, 2019 1:53 pm
Clodfobble;1023807 wrote:
Closeup of a guitar string


Close enough. It's a string running through the tuning knob/tuner.

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Sorry I took so long.
Gravdigr • Feb 8, 2019 2:12 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]66365[/ATTACH]

I'll try to remember to post the answer before I leave.

Prolly won't last long. I think we had a similar pic, previously.
fargon • Feb 8, 2019 2:13 pm
Strawberry.
glatt • Feb 8, 2019 2:17 pm
Nice. I never realized strawberries had hair. I recognized the seeds, or course, but that hair. And look at the wrinkles in the skin in spots.
Gravdigr • Feb 10, 2019 12:47 pm
Aw, man. So sorry, I forgot this completely.

It is a strawberry. Like ya needed me to tell ya.

Re; Hair

Lint, maybe? Hairy strawberries...ugh.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 10, 2019 8:50 pm
Google has some hairy berries, I suspect the one on the right is mold of some sort.
Gravdigr • Feb 11, 2019 12:20 pm
Hairy Berry?

Wasn't she in Swordfish?
BigV • Feb 15, 2019 12:27 am
What is this?

[ATTACH]66445[/ATTACH]
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 15, 2019 1:32 am
Cable in a sheath, through a fitting with an escutcheon plate in a bracket.
Flint • Feb 15, 2019 3:07 am
welp
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 15, 2019 10:49 am
xoxoxoBruce;1025754 wrote:
Cable in a sheath, through a fitting with an escutcheon plate in a bracket.

lol
Can't you be more precise?
Gravdigr • Feb 15, 2019 12:48 pm
Coax?

Candle?
BigV • Feb 15, 2019 8:26 pm
It's a nail, bent, broken, and stuck in my palm nailer. Curse words were used before and after the leatherman finally extracted the offending fragment.

[ATTACH]66454[/ATTACH]
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 19, 2019 2:43 am
First off, I don't know. I'm hoping somebody has a clue what the contraption is on the ground behind the guys with the gas pump. Looks like it's glass and rigged to be suspended, but why and for what?
beauregaardhooligan • Feb 19, 2019 8:19 am
Maybe to catch overflow?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 19, 2019 9:34 am
I've been informed somebody is pretty sure it's a battery acid jug. Now I wonder if what I thought was a hanging cord is really a hose and that dark spot against the wall next to his leg is a squeeze bulb air pump?
Clodfobble • Feb 19, 2019 9:36 am
Looks to me like the top of the glass bottle is closed and the narrow bottom has a cap; i.e., it's upside-down. Could be nothing more than a stand for getting the last drops out of half-empty jars of some viscous liquid.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 19, 2019 9:44 am
:idea: A hummingbird feeder.
Gravdigr • Feb 19, 2019 2:55 pm
I've had a look around the Google, and the Pinterest, and I've come to the conclusion that I don't have the first clue wtf that thing is.

Popdigr has no clue either.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 19, 2019 3:47 pm
Mystery solved.
Gravdigr • Feb 19, 2019 4:25 pm
Google is slipping. Pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages of results under 'battery acid dispenser' got exactly fucking nothing.

Add the word 'Brookins', solid gold.

Meh, fuckem.
Flint • Feb 19, 2019 4:30 pm
specificity, brother
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 20, 2019 3:56 am
That brand new one the wanted $125 so it could be repurposed.;)
But another item caught my eye and I tried to follow up but the listing was from 2013. :eyebrow: This is going to be a recurring problem because Google never throws anything away.
Gravdigr • Feb 20, 2019 10:43 am
Flint;1026137 wrote:
specificity, brother


"Brother", I had every word in the English language in that little box at one time or another.

old vintage handheld glass antique service station gas station battery acid dispenser battery acid jug, I think was the last one.

And every combination thereof.
Diaphone Jim • Feb 20, 2019 1:32 pm
I well remember having new batteries filled at the parts store, but not that old filler.
I think it was made to be refilled itself by turning upside down and putting in a fresh jug of sulfuric acid, potent stuff best not spilled.
BigV • Feb 20, 2019 10:31 pm
second favorite pair of Carhartt pants have a hole, right there, at the bottom of where the right front pocket ends. That's where I braced the battery, briefly, as I readjusted my grip on it during an installation. Next time I washed the pants, new hole.


Thanks battery acid.

:eyebrow:
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 21, 2019 2:26 am
Diaphone Jim;1026221 wrote:
I well remember having new batteries filled at the parts store, but not that old filler.
That's a pre Big One, WW II, item, before plastic became ubiquitous.

I think it was made to be refilled itself by turning upside down and putting in a fresh jug of sulfuric acid, potent stuff best not spilled.
I don't know if they refilled that bottle of they bought it in bottes like that and swapped them out.

At Boeing we had Sulfuric and Hydrochloric in stainless steel drums that looked just like beer kegs. A tapper and an evil mind could really hurt. :shock:
Gravdigr • Feb 21, 2019 2:04 pm
BigV;1026250 wrote:
second favorite pair of Carhartt pants have a hole, right there, at the bottom of where the right front pocket ends. That's where I braced the battery, briefly, as I readjusted my grip on it during an installation. Next time I washed the pants, new hole.


Thanks battery acid.

:eyebrow:


Same story, different article of clothing, and different dispensing method.

I was wiggling the battery post/clamp on a buddy's 3/4 ton 4wd Chevy while he tried to start it. The tall truck fender meant the battery was about six inches from right eye when it decided to assplode. About a six inch piece of the battery left the vicinity in quite a hurry. I got a good dose of acid on my KY Wildcats cap. Holes everywhere.

Still have it. It's my Good Luck cap.

Thanks battery acid.
BigV • Feb 23, 2019 2:18 pm
It spattered your cap from six inches away and you weren't blinded? &#9684;_&#9684;

I'd change my whole damn wardrobe to the KY Wildcats line, summer, winter, spring, and fall.
Gravdigr • Feb 23, 2019 3:50 pm
BigV;1026515 wrote:
It spattered your cap from six inches away and you weren't blinded?


Aaaaaand that's why it's my lucky hat.;)

We never found that corner of the battery. It may still be flyng.
BigV • Feb 24, 2019 1:18 pm
I once caught a bit of spray in a situation like that. It caught me on the eyelid, on the fold of my partially opened eyelid, one flying drop making two wounds that showed the shape of the drop when my eyelid was partially closed, like the folding surprise picture on the inside of the back cover of a Mad magazine. It scabbed over nicely, and I'm ok.

But it was >< close....
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 24, 2019 1:26 pm
The proper response is immediately flush with clean water for ten minutes.
Not curse a blue streak while wiping your eye with your sleeve. :haha:
Gravdigr • Feb 24, 2019 2:17 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1026592 wrote:
Not curse a blue streak while wiping your eye with your sleeve. :haha:


Not my eye, but a fair mist on the face in general.

I cursed a blue streak and wiped my face with my shirt-tail. No wounds, still ugly as ever.:thumb:
sexobon • Feb 24, 2019 2:25 pm
You saved yourself some money..

The final cost of your procedure will depend on the type of peel you want, the condition of your skin, and other factors unique to your case. Light chemical peels can cost as low as $150, while deep chemical peels are generally the most expensive, as much as $6000.
Gravdigr • Mar 25, 2019 1:47 pm
What be this?

[ATTACH]66844[/ATTACH]
Diaphone Jim • Mar 25, 2019 2:47 pm
It's a hi-fi speaker for someone with a whole lot better ears than mine.
Carruthers • Mar 25, 2019 3:04 pm
A comb binder?
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 25, 2019 5:38 pm
Clear gaming console, probably coin operated in a mall.
Clodfobble • Mar 25, 2019 7:08 pm
Yeah, looks like a mechanical precursor to pinball machines.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 25, 2019 7:12 pm
Some kinda keyboard missing an end and stood on it's back.
beauregaardhooligan • Mar 25, 2019 7:15 pm
Somebody cut an accordion in half!
Gravdigr • Mar 25, 2019 7:18 pm
Way to go beauregaardhooligan!!

It's a cut-away accordion.
Flint • Mar 25, 2019 7:38 pm
goddangit I kept thinking it looks like a piano--I don't know why, I didn't even see the keys.

Interesting observation that it resembles a 'transmission line' loudspeaker enclosure. It's probably using a similar principle?
Gravdigr • May 8, 2019 1:37 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]67723[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH]67724[/ATTACH]

In the first pic it's lying flat. In the second, it's standing on edge.

It's ~3 and a half inches long, ~an inch and a half wide/tall, and ~a quarter inch thick. It's made of rubber.

It did not come off of Batman's batbelt.
Carruthers • May 8, 2019 2:05 pm
Looks to me as if it might be a spacer in some sort of drive shaft or other mechanical gubbins which also absorbs vibration.
glatt • May 8, 2019 2:29 pm
I feel like I've seen that before, but can't put my finger on it. This is a good one.
glatt • May 8, 2019 2:44 pm
I'm thinking of a pool cue bridge, I think. Except I don't think anybody would make one out of rubber. Too grippy. And the shape is wrong too.
Flint • May 8, 2019 4:16 pm
There's a rust-colored residue in a general oval shape around the three central holes, as if it attached to something that shape.

Are the inside of those three holes slightly gouged out by threads? So it bolts onto something.

Or in between something, like it's a rubber washer.
BigV • May 8, 2019 5:28 pm
It's an anti-squeal damper for disc brakes.
sexobon • May 8, 2019 5:39 pm
I would've guessed a separator that electrical cables snap into so they're not close enough to damage each other or otherwise cause interference.
beauregaardhooligan • May 8, 2019 6:56 pm
It's a double sided mute for some kinda stringed instrument, I'd guess a banjo.
Probably 2 different stiffnesses for different levels of muting.
...although I find this style more effective.
Gravdigr • May 8, 2019 8:42 pm
The three central holes are for mounting purposes.

No one's gotten it yet.

I'll leave it up til tomorrow, see if anyone guesses it.

Footfootfoot would probably know what it is. Prolly. Maybe.
BigV • May 8, 2019 9:41 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]67729[/ATTACH]
Clodfobble • May 8, 2019 9:50 pm
Dragonfruit!
BigV • May 8, 2019 9:52 pm
No more callers please, we have a winner!!!
BigV • May 8, 2019 9:55 pm
How popular are they in House Fobble?

I liked the ONE I got, Twil declined to share it with me. I only got one because it was eight bucks for one large-ish-apple sized fruit. The flesh was sweet and mild, but not eight bucks sweet and mild. And they look amazing.
Clodfobble • May 8, 2019 10:31 pm
They're not that expensive here, about $4 each at the big Asian food store. The kids don't love them but I still get them occasionally because I'm a mean mom who believes variety is essential. I don't make them eat durian, at least.
lumberjim • May 9, 2019 10:02 am
Digr, is that for the brake cables on a bicycle?
Gravdigr • May 9, 2019 10:54 am
No sir, it is not. But it sure looks like one doesn't it?
Gravdigr • May 9, 2019 11:02 am
It's the shaft-gripping part of a bow-mounted arrow quiver.

Similar to this one I found on teh Google:

[ATTACH]67733[/ATTACH]

I thought that Feet, being a bowhunter, might have gotten it. Big Sarge might also have known what was it.
glatt • May 9, 2019 11:33 am
Nice!
Flint • May 9, 2019 6:44 pm
That was a good one, Gravdigr.

A guy at my work thought it was a spark-plug wire separator.
Happy Monkey • May 12, 2019 1:38 pm
I was thinking conjoined batarang.
BigV • May 21, 2019 9:03 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]67848[/ATTACH]
BigV • May 21, 2019 9:04 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]67849[/ATTACH]
xoxoxoBruce • May 22, 2019 12:21 am
The second one is a lighthouse, specifically the lenses of the light.
fargon • May 22, 2019 8:03 am
^^^WHS^^^
#2949 Looks like a trellis.
beauregaardhooligan • May 22, 2019 8:13 am
#2949 would be the sliding door/gate for an elevator.
BigV • May 22, 2019 9:08 am
xoxoxoBruce;1032879 wrote:
The second one is a lighthouse, specifically the lenses of the light.


Correct!

Taken from inside the Fresnel lens.

Other guesses about the first picture... keep guessing.
burns334 • May 22, 2019 11:12 am
BigV;1032872 wrote:
What is this?

[ATTACH]67849[/ATTACH]


Fresnel lens
BigV • May 22, 2019 12:01 pm
burns334;1032884 wrote:
Fresnel lens


Correct!
beauregaardhooligan • May 22, 2019 2:06 pm
BigV;1032882 wrote:
Other guesses about the first picture... keep guessing.


Looks like wood.
A baby gate for a doorway/hallway?
BigV • May 22, 2019 2:39 pm
It IS wood, BUT that is not the function of what is in the picture.
xoxoxoBruce • May 22, 2019 3:44 pm
The wood lattice looks like it could fold but there's no marks on the wood indicating it has. So it just holding against that canvas from moving in... or maybe down. That's why it needs the stringers for strength.
Griff • May 22, 2019 6:23 pm
BigV;1032871 wrote:
What is this?

[ATTACH]67848[/ATTACH]


Internal lattice support for a yurt.
BigV • May 22, 2019 8:31 pm
Griff;1032900 wrote:
Internal lattice support for a yurt.


This is the correct answer!
Diaphone Jim • May 23, 2019 12:40 pm
Darned if an image search for "yurt" doesn't turn up the lattice as nearly universal.
Fooled me.
xoxoxoBruce • May 23, 2019 4:29 pm
Yeah...

A traditional yurt or ger is a portable, round tent covered with skins or felt and used as a dwelling by several distinct nomadic groups in the steppes of Central Asia. The structure comprises an angled assembly or latticework of pieces of wood or bamboo for walls, a door frame, ribs, and a wheel possibly steam-bent. Wikipedia


I looked at an ad for a new 16 footer, it said can be assembled with little help in 48 hours.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 2, 2019 4:18 am
Does anyone know what this thing is about, it's appeared as the symbol preceding the name of several websites I've visited for years.
beauregaardhooligan • Jun 2, 2019 8:59 am
Does it matter what browser you use?
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 2, 2019 10:22 am
Ah, bingo, never thought of that.
Yes it shows up in Chrome, the same sites in IE show a little haloed e.
Thank you Sir. :notworthy
sexobon • Jun 2, 2019 10:48 am
One explanation could be the Earth/globe symbol/icon shows up if you have Google predictions turned on. Give me a few and I'll edit in some references.

The "star" icon appears next to bookmarked sites.
The "clock" icon appears next to sites from your browsing history.
The 'magnifying glass' icon appears next to searches, including related searches if you have the prediction service turned on.
The "globe" icon appears next to related sites, when you have the prediction service turned on.
The "box" icon appears next to web apps you've installed from Chrome Web Store.


I know this is old but a little Earth symbol indicates Google trying to recommend a url. Nothing is ever really deleted. Google will always remember and will suggest it unless you turn off google suggestions!
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 2, 2019 10:58 am
That doesn't look like any of those items to me, but you're probably right.
Lemme check.

It shows up next to only 8 out of dozens of bookmarked sites.
In IE-10(not windows 10) it shows the IE symbol on the same 8 sites.
In Chrome, with all the options except spell check turned off there's no change.

I still think it looks nothing like a Star, Clock, Glass, Globe, or Box.
Hmm... I guess it could be a lens without a frame? But that's turned off??
Undertoad • Jun 2, 2019 11:34 am
other people are noticing this
Undertoad • Jun 2, 2019 11:39 am
but that link points to another support link which points to this one where they claim it's just a default chrome favicon
sexobon • Jun 2, 2019 11:47 am
Perhaps he way to do this is to go to EDIT for bookmark icons in each browser. It may name the icon and give you alternates, even to use just the website icon.

Perhaps the icon isn't displayed on all frequented bookmarked sites if some of them were exported from another browser.
sexobon • Jun 2, 2019 12:32 pm
It seems that they make something to change your Favicons:

Bookmark Favicon Changer
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 3, 2019 2:04 am
I'm getting them on both http and https sites.
It really doesn't mean a damn, I was just curious as to why they appeared.
BigV • Jul 17, 2019 11:34 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]68289[/ATTACH]
Carruthers • Jul 18, 2019 2:01 am
A tick.
Griff • Jul 18, 2019 7:26 am
or a stinger
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2019 11:29 am
Ah yes, I think Griff got it, a stinger.
BigV • Jul 18, 2019 11:45 am
Griff POSTED it, but I got it.

Alternate acceptable answer: how I knew it was time to stop mowing last night.

I spent a can of aerosol yellow jacket poison on the nest entrances I could see. I'll replenish my supply of killer in a can and pick up a few more traps on the way home tonight.

I hate those fuckers *so hard*.
Carruthers • Jul 18, 2019 11:57 am
I wonder if someone could shed some light on this for me?

Is a 'stinger' an insect in its own right, or is what is pictured left behind by the creature after it has stung?

A bit of US v UK puzzlement on my part, I think.

Ta!
Griff • Jul 18, 2019 11:59 am
Yellow jackets are not our friends. Bald face hornets hit me harder though.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 18, 2019 12:06 pm
A friend of mine had that problem so he poured gasoline down their hole. When he was done mowing he could still hear them so he gave them another dose. After putting everything away he could still hear them so he lit a match and threw it at the hole. Blew a hole in the lawn over 3 ft deep but no more buzzing.
fargon • Jul 18, 2019 1:40 pm
Carruthers some insects lose their stingers when they sting you, bees and some wasps.
Carruthers • Jul 18, 2019 2:00 pm
fargon;1035828 wrote:
Carruthers some insects lose their stingers when they sting you, bees and some wasps.


Ah! OK so Yellow Jacket = Wasp.

Understood!
BigV • Jul 18, 2019 2:42 pm
Carruthers;1035829 wrote:
Ah! OK so Yellow Jacket = Wasp.

Understood!



Sorry, that's not correct.

Yellowjackets are hornets, and wasps are wasps.

Wasps are generally distinguished by very slender "waists" and hornets are generally bulkier and often have black and yellow markings. The wasps come in a wide range of colors.

Yellowjackets often nest in burrows underground. Note xoB's gas/match/crater story.... So tempting...
Diaphone Jim • Jul 18, 2019 4:26 pm
Nothing new here, but most bees have barbed stingers and the whole mechanism is torn from its abdomen after stinging.
The stinger continues to spasm and pump venom after you have pulled the bee off and stomped it 400 times into the ground, so remove the stinger by scraping it off, then proceed to stomp.
Hornets and wasps usually have smooth stingers so they jab, inject venom and pull out, usually to hit you somewhere else.
Best to kill the only the ones close to your activity areas and at night when they are home watching TV.
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 20, 2019 8:31 am
The thing about yellow jackets is they not only sting repeatedly, they *bite* while they sting. The bite will itch for days after the sting has gone away. You have to be careful not to scratch yourself raw.
I recommend a paste of green clay with a touch of tea tree oil.
BigV • Jul 20, 2019 12:45 pm
I'm getting ready to go murder them now. It's rained lightly for a couple days, the sun's been up for only a few hours, it's not warm out yet. I'll clear the area of the debris then we'll see. I have four cans of poison and a couple new baits for the traps for those that evade my wrath. And I have two gallons of gas, FOR THE MOWER, jeeze you guys.

But if I have any left, I may well dispose of it dramatically.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 20, 2019 5:55 pm
Suck 'em out with a shop vac.
beauregaardhooligan • Jul 22, 2019 8:28 am
My friend discovered some in his yard right before a 4thofJuly party and didn't want to bomb the place. He found a huge glass bowl, went out early in the morning just before it got light and capped their hole with it. Then he sealed all around the edge with dirt and put a rock on top.
It made for fascinating entertainment.
He said after a coupla3 days they dehydrate and die.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 22, 2019 11:24 am
I'm surprised they didn't have a second entrance.
Diaphone Jim • Jul 22, 2019 12:49 pm
I've used the inverted bowl technique (only for yellowjackets, of course).to good effect.
They do often have auxiliary openings so you have to look carefully for them. Not carefully just in the close search sense, but in the caution sense: those little buggers are fierce and determined.
Working at night with heavy clothing, as complete overage as you can with gloves and eye protection is more than important.
The edge seal has to be maintained.
They will beat themselves to death for days before activity dies down.
Buried deep under the surface tunnels are brood chambers containing thousands of eggs and larva, unaffected by the turmoil up top.
They are immune to all but the most powerful shop vac and have to be dug out and killed separately.
Flint • Jul 22, 2019 5:30 pm
I got stung by (I think) a regular bee, right on my wrist-- about an hour before I went to go play a three-hour gig on the drums. It didn't bother me that bad, but AFTER the gig, when I went to load up, I noticed it was painful to lift anything heavy, I guess because all the swelling in such a small area.

Then the SOB itched like hell for a couple more days.
BigV • Jul 22, 2019 11:23 pm
Why use a bowl when you can use a bomb?
Flint • Sep 9, 2019 3:12 pm
What is this?
glatt • Sep 9, 2019 4:15 pm
I really have no idea, but I am going to say stacking metal chairs, cropped in such a way as to leave the recognizable chair part missing.
Flint • Sep 9, 2019 4:44 pm
glatt;1038340 wrote:
I really have no idea, but I am going to say stacking metal chairs, cropped in such a way as to leave the recognizable chair part missing.
Yeah, correct. Just trying to get this thread moving again.
Diaphone Jim • Sep 9, 2019 7:21 pm
I like this thread too, so I hope your efforts succeed.
Here is a mystery picture" that I bought at a magic and joke store when I was probably ten or eleven (1952 or so).
I looked at it every time I went there and couldn't figure it out. As with the 'magic' tricks and other goodies, you had to buy them before the owner would tell how they worked.
Damn, but that place was hard on my allowance.
I still have that postcard and it still stumps people.
Of course once you know what it is, you can't look at it without seeing it, so I can't say if it is going to be hard or easy here.
I found it online with my first Google try.

http://www.optical-illusionist.com/imagefiles/mystery1.jpg
glatt • Sep 9, 2019 10:27 pm
Diaphone Jim;1038350 wrote:


http://www.optical-illusionist.com/imagefiles/mystery1.jpg




I've seen that one before but couldn't remember the answer. Did a search for optical illusion images, and saw some good ones.

Stumbled across the answer for this one and it still took me a minute to see it. But now there it is, plain as day.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 9, 2019 11:29 pm
I think it's hard to find because to us white is nothing, it's the canvas, so we look for the answer in the dark parts.
glatt • Sep 10, 2019 9:39 am
xoxoxoBruce;1038370 wrote:
I think it's hard to find because to us white is nothing, it's the canvas, so we look for the answer in the dark parts.




Plus, it's all dirty, grainy, and overexposed.
Gravdigr • Sep 10, 2019 12:49 pm
Pennywise, or angry Bozo?
Gravdigr • Sep 10, 2019 12:50 pm
Oh, I see it, now.

:cheerldr:
Griff • Sep 10, 2019 4:15 pm
Only took a second but I'm sure I've seen it before.
Flint • Sep 10, 2019 7:47 pm
It looks like an x-ray of the profile of a skull, but I logically know that x-rays don't display a black "eye hole"
lumberjim • Sep 10, 2019 8:24 pm
Looks like led Zeppelin II
fargon • Sep 10, 2019 8:46 pm
Led Zeppelin II
lumberjim • Sep 10, 2019 9:21 pm
Sorry. The first album then
Image
beauregaardhooligan • Sep 11, 2019 7:58 am
Gravdigr;1038405 wrote:
Oh, I see it, now.

:cheerldr:


Holey Cow, that took me a while!
captainhook455 • Sep 11, 2019 8:10 pm
I thought it was a skull with the back of the head blowed out.

Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk
Diaphone Jim • Sep 12, 2019 1:00 pm
The original has more background and is turned 90 degrees.
It is amazing how deceptive it still is after 70 years.
Ask for answer (some hints are already posted) if you're still stumped.
BigV • Sep 16, 2019 11:40 pm
what is this?

[ATTACH]68709[/ATTACH]
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 16, 2019 11:44 pm
Leveled wood, ground off nail heads.
BigV • Sep 17, 2019 12:05 am
Right.

To be precise, the points of the nails were ground off, not the heads.

I have been working on a project (new thread pending...) and this is a chunk of a couple layers of plywood that had some protruding nails---not anymore!

Then I cut it as needed, pics later.

Here's a shot of an adjacent section pre-"leveling".


[ATTACH]68711[/ATTACH]
captainhook455 • Sep 17, 2019 6:21 pm
I cheated I tx Jim to find it is a cow.

Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk
glatt • Sep 17, 2019 10:28 pm
captainhook455;1038755 wrote:
I cheated I tx Jim to find it is a cow.

Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk


That's fine. Do you see the cow though?
glatt • Sep 17, 2019 10:35 pm
[ATTACH]68717[/ATTACH]
fargon • Sep 18, 2019 7:45 am
Mooo!!!
lumberjim • Sep 18, 2019 8:45 pm
glatt;1038763 wrote:
[ATTACH]68717[/ATTACH]
I sent him this

Image
Griff • Sep 19, 2019 7:18 am
Great minds...
Gravdigr • Sep 19, 2019 3:39 pm
Moo-ooo, I'm a cow.

Starts about 37 secs in:

[YOUTUBE]4Oq9iIXZ3Rs[/YOUTUBE]
fargon • Sep 19, 2019 6:03 pm
Moo!!!
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 21, 2019 12:50 am
You may know but we'll have a go at it.
fargon • Sep 21, 2019 7:55 am
I cheated so I know.
Clodfobble • Sep 21, 2019 8:26 am
Salt grains?
Diaphone Jim • Sep 21, 2019 12:22 pm
Mayan dice.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 21, 2019 1:11 pm
Clodfobble;1038888 wrote:
Salt grains?
Yes, salt it is.
Gravdigr • Oct 27, 2019 2:07 pm
&#9834; &#9835;It fell out of the sky&#9834; &#9835;
&#9834; &#9835;And landed just&#9834; &#9835;
&#9834; &#9835;A little south&#9834; &#9835;
&#9834; &#9835;Of Louisville&#9834; &#9835;
[/CCR]

Guy came home and found it in the wall of his mobile home. FAA says it's not part of an airplane. Norfolk Southern railroad ppl say they weren't involved.

WTF is this? (IDK, btw)

[ATTACH]68918[/ATTACH]

[ATTACH]68919[/ATTACH]

~2 inches around, ~10 inches long.

It looks explosive in nature, kinda. I think it looks sorta/kinda like the business part of some kind of a mortar round. Kinda/sorta. Stabilizing fin/ring on the bottom. Kinda.

Here's the story.
Carruthers • Oct 27, 2019 2:24 pm
I'll start the ball rolling

I wonder if it is a shock absorber or similar suspension component.
BigV • Oct 27, 2019 3:59 pm
compressed gas cylinder, says teh internet.
Undertoad • Oct 27, 2019 4:04 pm
that's not enough
sexobon • Oct 27, 2019 4:08 pm
for air bags
Undertoad • Oct 27, 2019 4:15 pm
good enough
Gravdigr • Oct 27, 2019 6:44 pm
Could be:

[ATTACH]68920[/ATTACH]

Found on a Google image search for air bag deployment cylinder.





I thank you.
beauregaardhooligan • Nov 1, 2019 12:16 pm
I'm just trying to figger out what model this car is.
glatt • Nov 1, 2019 12:37 pm
In my expert opinion, it looks old.
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2019 4:15 pm
I'm going with Glatt.





No help:

Looks like a 30s-40s Ford or Chevy, but a lot of cars from that time look awfully similar from that angle.
glatt • Nov 1, 2019 4:50 pm
I even looked online and that taillight (if that's what it is) on the left fender looks like no other taillights I have seen out there in Google images.

The car is consistent with late 30's US cars. '37 or so.
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2019 5:44 pm
I just asked Popdigr about it, and he spat 39 Ford right out.

He is not an authority.
Undertoad • Nov 1, 2019 6:25 pm
39 Ford Business Coupe, rear

Image

Restored and bumperless but that is the thing there
lumberjim • Nov 1, 2019 6:37 pm
We had a 39 Ford RC car that my brother and I built, with dad's help. I'll ask dad. Looks right though.
Diaphone Jim • Nov 1, 2019 7:23 pm
This has the chevron taillight, license holder halfway down and squared off bottom. Handle looks right

1940 Ford Sedan

https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/f52-e1445396298340.jpg
glatt • Nov 1, 2019 7:52 pm
Diaphone Jim;1040690 wrote:
This has the chevron taillight, license holder halfway down and squared off bottom. Handle looks right



1940 Ford Sedan



https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/f52-e1445396298340.jpg




That's it!
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 2, 2019 4:16 am
Yeah, it's a '40 ford.
beauregaardhooligan • Nov 2, 2019 8:30 am
Diaphone Jim;1040690 wrote:
This has the chevron taillight, license holder halfway down and squared off bottom. Handle looks right

1940 Ford Sedan

https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/f52-e1445396298340.jpg


bingo!
I kinda thought it was a post wwII model.
Thanks, perfesser!
lumberjim • Nov 2, 2019 2:00 pm
Dad agrees, 40 Ford.
Gravdigr • Nov 24, 2019 10:55 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]69122[/ATTACH]

Divers encountered it off Norway, while diving on a WWII shipwreck.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 24, 2019 11:38 pm
Looks like a big Jelly or one of my used condoms.
Gravdigr • Nov 25, 2019 4:02 pm
Answer: [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Ten-armed squid eggmass[/COLOR].
Diaphone Jim • Nov 25, 2019 4:24 pm
You probably don't know.
Griff • Nov 25, 2019 6:26 pm
I did not know that
Gravdigr • Nov 25, 2019 10:31 pm
Diaphone Jim;1042177 wrote:
You probably don't know.


I don't expect you to know what an answer actually looks like, but there's one right there in post #3048.

If ya wanna argue, argue with these ppl, here.

Here endeth the lesson.
Diaphone Jim • Nov 26, 2019 12:31 pm
Yeah, I found that answer yesterday and found it interesting, though I can't understand why they can't identify the species.

I did not and do not understand the "Answer:" you also gave yesterday.

How you doing with the "I Love Lucy" What's the Connection question?
Gravdigr • Nov 26, 2019 1:42 pm
Diaphone Jim;1042208 wrote:
I did not and do not understand the "Answer:" you also gave yesterday.


Work on it.
Clodfobble • Nov 27, 2019 8:04 pm
Christ, it's like fucking Waldorf and Statler in here...
sexobon • Nov 27, 2019 8:26 pm
What's the connection between Christ, Statler and Waldorf?

You probably don't know. :p:
Gravdigr • Nov 28, 2019 4:06 pm
Clodfobble;1042274 wrote:
Christ, it's like fucking Waldorf and Statler in here...


Put me on Ignore. You'll be happier. I guarantee it.
Clodfobble • Nov 28, 2019 7:06 pm
Nah.
Gravdigr • Nov 28, 2019 7:45 pm
Aw, c'mon.
Diaphone Jim • Nov 29, 2019 2:51 pm
If anyone is interested in getting the satisfaction of solving the little "I Love Lucy/ University of Mary Washington" connection poser, I would suggest looking briefly at the shorter of their two Wikipedia pages.
That is all I did to discover it.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 30, 2019 12:24 am
What two Wiki pages. Who's two wiki pages. Post a link or drop it.:mad:
beauregaardhooligan • Nov 30, 2019 8:25 am
Diaphone Jim;1042360 wrote:
If anyone is interested in getting the satisfaction of solving the little "I Love Lucy/ University of Mary Washington" connection poser, I would suggest looking briefly at the shorter of their two Wikipedia pages.
That is all I did to discover it.


What is this "connection poser"?
Diaphone Jim • Nov 30, 2019 4:02 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1042376 wrote:
What two Wiki pages. Who's two wiki pages. Post a link or drop it.:mad:


Well those two questions are candidates for top awards in a certain category.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Mary_Washington

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_Lucy

As for the third choice:

When I read of glatt's son's good news, I realized I did not know of UMW and looked it up.
It sounds like a very nice institution and one worth considering.
One possible plus is that in 2006-2007, its President was a man named William Frawley.
Now it is dropped.
Gravdigr • Nov 30, 2019 4:38 pm
Thud.
sexobon • Nov 30, 2019 4:39 pm
People probably just expected more, when the term "connection" was used, than that a former university president (who was fired for repeated DUIs) coincidentally had the same name as the well known actor (who died 40 years earlier) who played on I Love Lucy. That was an extremely loose association like we might find in the Word Association threads.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 30, 2019 10:39 pm
Hmm... :rolleyes:
Diaphone Jim • Dec 1, 2019 12:29 pm
xoxoxoBruce;1042432 wrote:
Hmm... :rolleyes:


I did say a week or so ago in trying to explain this to our resident sexton:
"It is just kind of a joke."

Ol' Aesop sure had a lock on human behavior, seemingly vulpine or not.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 1, 2019 3:29 pm
It's OK, even Babe Ruth struck out once in awhile. :haha:
Gravdigr • Jan 23, 2020 2:37 pm
What is this?

[ATTACH]69617[/ATTACH]

Unless you've read this story, you ain't gonna get it...
Undertoad • Jan 23, 2020 2:42 pm
Whatever the story says, that's a chip off a fancy polished granite counter top

(read the story) ok no it's not
Gravdigr • Jan 23, 2020 3:08 pm
I've wondered if that had ever happened.
fargon • Jan 23, 2020 4:32 pm
I wish that they had reported on the brains dimensions.
BigV • Jan 24, 2020 1:44 am
One hothead full
beauregaardhooligan • Jan 24, 2020 8:24 am
mindBlown.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 24, 2020 10:09 am
Mind vitrified. :speechls:
BigV • May 28, 2020 3:26 pm
What is this?

Clue below:
[COLOR="White"](just a tease about an upcoming DIY project)[/COLOR]

[ATTACH]70663[/ATTACH]
Carruthers • May 28, 2020 3:38 pm
Half a dozen 'T' pieces, plumbing for the use of.
glatt • May 28, 2020 4:51 pm
Purina Badger Chow delivery mechanism?
Diaphone Jim • May 28, 2020 4:56 pm
A galvanized greeting.
BigV • May 28, 2020 5:57 pm
A thousand internet points to be shared among you as you see fit.

It's plainly obvious what they are, 2 inch black iron pipe tees.

The DIY project is the design and construction of a handrail for the staircase in the house. I strained my brain trying to put this together in my head since no store had all the pieces for me to hold in my hands and mentally assemble. I have since penciled it all out on paper and... uh.... it'll probably work. I've worked with iron pipe before and it's satisfying to start at one end and add the pieces or sub assemblies together building onward toward the other end. In this case, I'm still a little uncertain how I'll screw together all the pieces since some of them route around in a big rectangle... kinda.

The scale of the pipe is really big, and these tees, being "female", feel even bigger around the threaded portion. They're the first to arrive, thank you Amazon. It was frustrating trying to source all these locally. I did not find a hardware store in my area that did pipe cutting and threading. The cutting I could do of course, that's just a vise and a hacksaw and handful of ibuprofen washed down with a gallon of sweat. I did find some places locally that had the pipe, but in 21 foot lengths. Anyhow, I'll take pictures and post my progress.
BigV • May 28, 2020 5:58 pm
Ha, just noted that glatt thinks these are Carruthers' tees.

lol.
beauregaardhooligan • May 28, 2020 6:36 pm
WhatIsThis?
{seriously, because I don't know.}
BigV • May 28, 2020 7:09 pm
gas shutoff valve handle so you don't need to keep a wrench nearby

Like in this picture
Clodfobble • May 28, 2020 8:09 pm
I got something that looks pretty similar, but mine is made of black plastic and it's a specialized tool to unscrew the blade mechanism of a Vitamix from its housing.
Flint • May 29, 2020 2:54 pm
I can say pretty definitively that if I had one of these, I would use it for TURNING WINGNUTS.
beauregaardhooligan • May 30, 2020 8:39 am
bigV, I went and looked at our gas valve and don't see how it could do that. I may not be looking at the right thing, though. Would the long recess be what grabs the valve?
Clodfobble, we do have a vitaMix, but I don't see how it could work on that either.
beauregaardhooligan • May 30, 2020 8:41 am
Flint, those look like drum keys to tighten/tune the heads.
...and I know lots of drummers that are wingnuts.
sexobon • May 30, 2020 1:12 pm
Looks like a gas cap wrench for a gasoline tank. What the gas tank was attached to I don't know; but, it gave relatively open access and wasn't recessed like a car gas tank cap. Something similar is made for cars that reaches to greater depth:

Example of car gas tank cap wrench.
Diaphone Jim • May 30, 2020 7:38 pm
Google images has dozens and dozens of drum keys.
I held on long enough to find these:
https://www.gcmusic.com.au/pearl-pupugn-6-2-wing-nuts

Congrats to Mr. Hooligan, though they are for tightening cymbals to their stands.
beauregaardhooligan • May 31, 2020 7:59 am
Diaphone Jim;1053340 wrote:
Google images has dozens and dozens of drum keys.
I held on long enough to find these:
https://www.gcmusic.com.au/pearl-pupugn-6-2-wing-nuts

Congrats to Mr. Hooligan, though they are for tightening cymbals to their stands.


hmm.
Seems like the cymbal stands I've seen were threaded whereas drum keys are square holes.
I may have to decline.