Do you fart in bed?

fargon • Jun 26, 2007 8:14 am
The question should be do you swap farts with your bed partner? Please tell me true,:fart: nobody will find out honest
Cyclefrance • Jun 26, 2007 8:38 am
If I did, then Mrs CF would immediately view this as some sort of competition - and I really don't see the point of entering any competition that you haven't a hope in hell of winning from the outset
BrianR • Jun 26, 2007 9:48 am
Yup, although I win hands down. Much to the chagrin of the missus.
fargon • Jun 26, 2007 9:54 am
Keryx and I are equal in all respects, Rite now we are 50/50. lets see whats happens over time.
LabRat • Jun 26, 2007 11:42 am
It's not whether you fart in bed that matters, it's whose head gets held under the sheets. :greenface


We both do. Gas happens. What bothers me, no matter where we are at, is when he doesn't say excuse me. That is just plain rude.
jinx • Jun 26, 2007 11:47 am
"I didn't think it would smell" - LJ

:rar::cuss::boxers:
lumberjim • Jun 26, 2007 12:08 pm
don't worry! there's no flavor!:angel:
freshnesschronic • Jun 26, 2007 12:22 pm
DUTCH OVEN!
wolf • Jun 26, 2007 3:37 pm
The only real question here is, "Afterwards, do you fluff the covers vigorously and yell 'woo hoo'?"
Aliantha • Jun 26, 2007 5:52 pm
Now look what you've started Jimbo!

I guess the responses so far prove that it's not unusual for women to fart in bed. Just unusual to own up to it. :)

I hope that isn't too gross for your sensitive little eyes.

Have another pork chop. lol
elSicomoro • Jun 26, 2007 6:59 pm
I've totally been whupping April's ass recently. Apparently, she woke up choking the other night on one of my rippers.
lumberjim • Jun 26, 2007 9:31 pm
fart sound board
monster • Jun 26, 2007 10:04 pm
Swap farts? No. Neither of us can fart on demand. fart in bed? Yes. Winner? Me. I drink carbonated stuff all day, he doesn't. He can burp, I can't. It's gotta come out somehow.
wolf • Jun 26, 2007 11:47 pm
I've lost a lot of my fart-mojo since I had the gall bladder out.

Sad, but true.
bluecuracao • Jun 27, 2007 6:05 pm
No...no swapping, I lose big time. But it's my own fault, since I'm free to burp it out in my office all day.
TheMercenary • Jun 27, 2007 10:16 pm
Absolutely. And so the importance of a ceiling fan. Neither partner needs to suffer. Have you ever heard of the game of Turtle?
elSicomoro • Jun 28, 2007 11:08 am
I wish that farts could actually propel you...that'd be kinda fun.
jester • Jun 28, 2007 4:38 pm
sycamore;359617 wrote:
I wish that farts could actually propel you...that'd be kinda fun.


shouldn't there be a picture that LJ has drawn of Flint passing gas and being propelled on roller skates?