Invasion America! Illegals light fires to fight Border Agents

duck_duck • Jun 21, 2007 2:01 am
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
U.S. Border Patrol agents seeking to secure the nation's border in some of the country's most pristine national forests are being targeted by illegal aliens, who are using intentionally set fires to burn agents out of observation posts and patrol routes.

The wildfires have destroyed valuable natural and cultural resources in the National Forest System and pose an ongoing threat to visitors, residents and responding firefighters, according to federal law-enforcement authorities and others.


http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070619/NATION/106190024/1001

They just want jobs.
Ibby • Jun 21, 2007 2:43 am
I call BS.
duck_duck • Jun 21, 2007 3:38 am
Ibram;357431 wrote:
I call BS.

Good point. Americans are too lethargic to protect themselves. Why would I think you guys would fight terrorism?
How stupid of me to make such an assumption. After all the invasion you allow on your own border is just BS. lol
piercehawkeye45 • Jun 21, 2007 9:17 am
Warning: Do not feed the duck.
TheMercenary • Jun 21, 2007 10:33 am
duck_duck;357424 wrote:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070619/NATION/106190024/1001

They just want jobs.

They need to just mine the borders and be done with it. It would be much cheaper than a fence.
Flint • Jun 21, 2007 10:45 am
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Happy Monkey • Jun 21, 2007 3:29 pm
Lou "duck_duck" Dobbs...
Shawnee123 • Jun 21, 2007 3:36 pm
silly goose! :D
elSicomoro • Jun 21, 2007 3:50 pm
"It's impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are ingenious."--unknown
freshnesschronic • Jun 21, 2007 4:22 pm
let's just get off tangent and avoid anything ducky says. like pierce said, don't feed the duck.

Flint, great duck hunt picture, brings back NES memories. Oh Double Dragon, Tecmo Bowl, shiiiiet
rkzenrage • Jun 21, 2007 4:38 pm
Nightvision... snipers.
TheMercenary • Jun 21, 2007 10:26 pm
rkzenrage;357554 wrote:
Nightvision... snipers.


Wouldn't take long to close the border with a month of sniping the Coyotes'.
Flint • Jun 21, 2007 11:01 pm
freshnesschronic;357551 wrote:
Flint, great duck hunt picture, brings back NES memories. Oh Double Dragon, Tecmo Bowl, shiiiiet

freshness, when you played Contra, did you ever, on the first level, run both the guys in the water under the cliff, and then have one guy crouch behind the other one, and then get up, crouch, get up, crouch, and it looked like the one guy was buttfuckin' the other one?
freshnesschronic • Jun 22, 2007 1:37 am
Flint;357679 wrote:
freshness, when you played Contra, did you ever, on the first level, run both the guys in the water under the cliff, and then have one guy crouch behind the other one, and then get up, crouch, get up, crouch, and it looked like the one guy was buttfuckin' the other one?


I unfortunately never enjoyed the game Contra, Flint....though I did hump dead bodies in Halo.
Close enough?
duck_duck • Jul 1, 2007 2:23 am
George W. Bush isn't the first Republican president to face a full-blown immigration crisis on the US-Mexican border.

Fifty-three years ago, when newly elected Dwight Eisenhower moved into the White House, America's southern frontier was as porous as a spaghetti sieve. As many as 3 million illegal migrants had walked and waded northward over a period of several years for jobs in California, Arizona, Texas, and points beyond.

President Eisenhower cut off this illegal traffic. He did it quickly and decisively with only 1,075 United States Border Patrol agents - less than one-tenth of today's force. The operation is still highly praised among veterans of the Border Patrol.

Although there is little to no record of this operation in Ike's official papers, one piece of historic evidence indicates how he felt. In 1951, Ike wrote a letter to Sen. William Fulbright (D) of Arkansas. The senator had just proposed that a special commission be created by Congress to examine unethical conduct by government officials who accepted gifts and favors in exchange for special treatment of private individuals.

General Eisenhower, who was gearing up for his run for the presidency, said "Amen" to Senator Fulbright's proposal. He then quoted a report in The New York Times, highlighting one paragraph that said: "The rise in illegal border-crossing by Mexican 'wetbacks' to a current rate of more than 1,000,000 cases a year has been accompanied by a curious relaxation in ethical standards extending all the way from the farmer-exploiters of this contraband labor to the highest levels of the Federal Government."

Years later, the late Herbert Brownell Jr., Eisenhower's first attorney general, said in an interview with this writer that the president had a sense of urgency about illegal immigration when he took office.

http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0706/p09s01-coop.htm

I suppose this american president hated america so much he actually did something about your invasion problem.
bluecuracao • Jul 1, 2007 2:52 am
President Eisenhower cut off this illegal traffic.


LOL
Yznhymr • Jul 1, 2007 1:59 pm
duck_duck;360341 wrote:

I [COLOR=silver]suppose this american president[/COLOR] hate[COLOR=silver]d[/COLOR] america so much [COLOR=silver]he actually did something about your invasion problem[/COLOR].


Am I the only one that saw this from duck?
freshnesschronic • Jul 1, 2007 2:05 pm
Blah blah DON'T FEED WILD ANIMALS i thought we all knew this...
DucksNuts • Jul 1, 2007 7:58 pm
piercehawkeye45;357455 wrote:
Warning: Do not feed the duck.


Hey!!! You can feed this duck tyvfm.
piercehawkeye45 • Jul 1, 2007 8:39 pm
*throws a very dense loaf of bread at DuckNuts*



tyvfm?

To your very.....
DucksNuts • Jul 1, 2007 9:57 pm
tyvfm - thank you very fucking much ;)