Cellar in Crisis!
Concerned Citizens, USA - Jun 14, 07
Local authorities report a disturbing situation, as rising waters, flooding the ground floors of the internet, threaten to spill over into the sparsely populated lower levels and wreak havoc on the habitat of the endangered species who dwell there.
Experts compare the situation to New Orleans, where standing floodwaters in a highly populated area picked up pestilence and industrial waste. Adding to the danger of this current situation, the polluted sludge may very well rain down upon the heads of these unlucky denizens of the underworld, befouling their habitat and necessitating emergency biohazard protocols.
Some take a unique outlook, suggesting an embrace of the impending disaster as a gift from Mother Nature; even advocating such extreme measures as wallowing in the radioactive muck, allowing the toxic concoction to give, perhaps, a nudge to the evolutionary process.
Others take a different point of view, urging an immediate and indiscriminate slaughter of anything that moves, breathes, or blinks.
Still others suggest that there may be some kind of middle ground, a moderate approach. These idealistic daydreamers are unanimously shouted down, after which they are beaten to death without further ado.
Flint -- no fair reaching into the future for news reports...
...but while you're there, bring back some lottery numbers.
...but while you're there, bring back some lottery numbers.
And bagels.
Still others suggest that there may be some kind of middle ground, a moderate approach. These idealistic daydreamers are unanimously shouted down, after which they are beaten to death without further ado.
This is the just reward of all good moderates.
start bailing, people! get the pumps out! run for your lives!
This is the just reward of all good moderates.
When I first read that I thought it said "This is the just reward of all good
moderators."
I just drilled a large hole in the floor. There is a subCellar below the Cellar. And one below that, and one below that, and so on.
me too.
. . . do we have moderators?
I FOUND THIS SCIENTIFIC GRAPH:
hmm, that pestilence and industrial waste looks suspiciously like a floating turd.
Who shit in the water?!
It's just a Baby Ruth bar
The unlucky denizen needs to clean out the floor drain. Cellar insurance probably doesn't cover maintenance issues or flood damage.
me too.
. . . do we have moderators?
Not the Mary Poppins/4th grade Nuns, you want.
Mary Poppins liked rum punch, so she couldn't be all bad.
I don't think I ever indicated I want moderators. Besides, I'd want the Huns (a la Night at the Museum) to be moderators.
(schhhhicck) Aaah! (arrow to the throat):dead:
A look below the Cellar :D
That made me laugh.
LJ has one hand that looks like a foot, one that looks like a bouquet of flowers, and two little stumps for legs. No wonder he's bitter.
he's either in Hell or he's Atlas.
he's either in Hell or he's Atlas.
He's in the first subCellar. See post #7.
He looks a bit like that little boy who had his finger in a dyke (and I'm sure you'll make something of that!)
He's in the first subCellar. See post #7.
Yeah, but the people you have to really watch out for are the ones who hang out in the domCellar.:whip:
Yeah, but the people you have to really watch out for are the ones who hang out in the domCellar.:whip:
They were all hanging out in Gabbly Chat last night.
I had thought of it more like this:
That made me laugh.
LJ has one hand that looks like a foot, one that looks like a bouquet of flowers, and two little stumps for legs. No wonder he's bitter.
That's not a bouquet of flowers - he's giving you the finger.
:p
How'd you get that photo of me?
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Thanks, I needed that laugh. You guys are so funny.
Flint -- either you've got a lot of free time or you're a fast computer artist. Same with Shawnee and Spexxvet.
Those drawings are so lifelike that at first I thought they were photographs.
Cool indoor pool, lets get nekkid and go swimmin!!!
Splishey, splashey!!!
Well somebody throw that chick a raft either way will ya! Sheeessh.
That's not a bouquet of flowers - he's giving you the finger.
I thought he was giving me the flower.
Spexx appears to have got so excited at poking LJ that he has spilled some seed on his trousers...!
Well, you know Spexx...;)
Has a high dry-cleaning bill, does he?
And that's while wearing a condom! You should see when I'm bare-back...
Hmmm, I didn't have the skillz to draw you a condom.
(not even sure how the spots got there. I just used the little bucket o'paint icon)
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(not even sure how the spots got there. I just used the little bucket o'paint icon)
It's a GIF of a JPEG of a BMP. Just be happy you can even make it out.
Yeah, you're speaking that damn Flintinese again.
Flint -- I like the fact that you changed the date in the first post. It makes my first post inexplicable.
True Story: I went back in to fix a typo, and while I was there I made it look like I edited to correct the date.
Flint -- I like the fact that you changed the date in the first post. It makes my first post inexplicable.
Nah, I still xplic ya.
me too.
. . . do we have moderators?
No, only immoderators.
No, only immoderators.
It's true. I've chatted with wolf. We talked about things that would make a sailor blush.