So what WOULD your avatar be if this site allowed?

Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 11:20 am
Maybe since we can't use them, it would be instructive to have a thread to post --imaginary-- avatars. ;)

Here's the one I usually use, big deal:

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xoxoxoBruce • Jun 11, 2007 11:22 am
Why would it be instructive?
Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 11:26 am
because avatars give an additional glimpse into the interests and personalities of the owner
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 11, 2007 11:28 am
Rubbish, it's only what they want to make people think. What they post tells the real story.
Shawnee123 • Jun 11, 2007 11:32 am
True. Otherwise, what would the pic I would use in my avatar, the pic on my public profile, say about me? That I want to be a Pez dispenser? That I am a duck, of the daffy order?

The profile pic suffices. ;)
Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 11:33 am
sure, but you can't divorce what people want to present the world from their personality.

If you're not interested, don't post. If you want to argue about it, how about the why no avatars thread. I'm curious to see what people might choose.
Happy Monkey • Jun 11, 2007 11:45 am
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Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 11:50 am
yeek. okay, I'd vote no on that one. Besides, it's too big! :)
glatt • Jun 11, 2007 11:55 am
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Clodfobble • Jun 11, 2007 11:57 am
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Beestie • Jun 11, 2007 12:00 pm
I'm just glad HM decided not to show us the rest of the pic.

I haven't said too much about the avatar question. But I'm glad we don't use them. I used to participate in another forum (sports related) and the avatars and HTML sig lines are just visually exhausting - blinking, scrolling, animated things that just tax the eyes and brain.

I see where Cloud picked a somewhat serene and not a "look at Meeeee" avatar which is fine and all but since we don't have an approval committee anything goes. As I think back over the past few years of the Cellar, I have waking nightmares just thinking about what some people would have chosen.

On a related note, I drive around and can't help but notice what some people do with personalize license plates and wonder what on earth they were thinking.

There's a sig line that can be used to say something about yourself and I think quite a few people use it very effectively.

But that's just my opinion and differing ones count just as much.
monster • Jun 11, 2007 12:01 pm
Cloud;353379 wrote:
Besides, it's too big! :)


I understand you're not the first to say that about HM's cock.
Beestie • Jun 11, 2007 12:01 pm
glatt;353381 wrote:
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Trivia question: What argument was settled by this picture? Glatt you are disqualified (assuming you know the answer).
Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 12:01 pm
it's okay that you guys don't want to use avatars--I just wanted a fun thread with a little self-expression, 'kay? Don't make it into more than it is.
Beestie • Jun 11, 2007 12:02 pm
monster;353387 wrote:
I understand you're not the first to say that about HM's cock.
The chicken, however, is another matter altogether.

:D

Just kidding HM!!
glatt • Jun 11, 2007 12:13 pm
Beestie;353388 wrote:
Trivia question: What argument was settled by this picture? Glatt you are disqualified (assuming you know the answer).


I do know the answer. Mostly I'm impressed with the photographer for figuring out how to take this picture. Real creative thinking from that guy. Whoever he was.
Sundae • Jun 11, 2007 12:21 pm
Beestie;353388 wrote:
Trivia question: What argument was settled by this picture? Glatt you are disqualified (assuming you know the answer).

Yes, yes. I know too, but it seems to soon in the thread to answer.
My Daddy told us the story when he hand-made a zoetrope for us. Bless him, I think we were more interested in Swing-Ball that year.

I'm glad we don't have avatars because I would get avatar envy. I don't have the inclination or resources to find something that would go even halfway to communicating how bloody cool I am.
BigV • Jun 11, 2007 12:37 pm
Cloud;353361 wrote:
Maybe since we can't use them, it would be instructive to have a thread to post --imaginary-- avatars. ;)

Here's the one I usually use, big deal:

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The same one I use now:

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BigV • Jun 11, 2007 12:39 pm
Beestie;353388 wrote:
Trivia question: What argument was settled by this picture? Glatt you are disqualified (assuming you know the answer).


I know.

Interestingly, that picture is part of the "logo" for Elttaes Theaters here in my neighborhood. Yes it was very clever.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 11, 2007 12:41 pm
Cloud;353373 wrote:
sure, but you can't divorce what people want to present the world from their personality.
Certainly can, many people think they really are what they project when it's far from the truth.


If you're not interested, don't post. If you want to argue about it, how about the why no avatars thread. I'm curious to see what people might choose.
How many times do you have to hear it, you don't own the thread. If you don't want to argue, don't.
glatt • Jun 11, 2007 12:43 pm
xoxoxoBruce;353411 wrote:
you don't own the thread.


you mean this thread about the pioneers of motion pictures?
Flint • Jun 11, 2007 12:48 pm
...the window to the soul?
lumberjim • Jun 11, 2007 1:02 pm
i'd be giving them to people, don't worry SG....i'd make sure yours was extra cool.
glatt • Jun 11, 2007 1:03 pm
lumberjim;353427 wrote:
i'd be giving them to people, don't worry SG....i'd make sure yours was extra cool.


That reminds me...
lumberjim • Jun 11, 2007 1:03 pm
Beestie;353388 wrote:
Trivia question: What argument was settled by this picture? Glatt you are disqualified (assuming you know the answer).

that black jockeys were genetically superior athletes?
Sundae • Jun 11, 2007 1:14 pm
Ooh, just thought
I'd have the one Bruce posted here but really small so as not to frighten the horses
Clodfobble • Jun 11, 2007 1:17 pm
glatt wrote:
I do know the answer.


SundaeGirl wrote:
Yes, yes. I know too, but it seems to soon in the thread to answer.


BigV wrote:
I know.


Dammit, I don't know! Someone say it.
zippyt • Jun 11, 2007 1:17 pm
That would be a GREAT pic for you SG !!!
monster • Jun 11, 2007 1:18 pm
Is it still to early to post the answer? 'Cause I know too! Woohoo! I know an answer!

This is mine.
Beestie • Jun 11, 2007 1:23 pm
lumberjim;353430 wrote:
that black jockeys were genetically superior athletes?



JJ: Hey Al, we have... a... Sit-u-Ashun. That requires Remeedia-shun.

Big Al: No absolution widout restitution!

JJ: You know. The Rainbow. Coalition funds. Be low. So--

Big Al: So- Get LJ on my show! Let ALL the peoples know.
Beestie • Jun 11, 2007 1:27 pm
OK - since my obscure trivia question wasn't so obscure, post away the answer!!
monster • Jun 11, 2007 1:47 pm
Whether or not a galloping horse has all four feet off the ground at the same time. (It does)
Shawnee123 • Jun 11, 2007 2:22 pm
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SteveDallas • Jun 11, 2007 2:38 pm
Mine would look something like this.
Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 2:40 pm
Hmm. Some of you have personalities that seem a little . . . bland. And imaginations to match.

It's okay! Just gotta get some juice in your life, people!
Sundae • Jun 11, 2007 2:44 pm
Yup, got me banged to rights there guv
Flint • Jun 11, 2007 2:46 pm
Avatars communicate the same thing to the members of an online community that novelty T-Shirts
(IE "Shit Happens When You Party Naked" etc...) communicate to the members of a shopping mall.
Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 2:46 pm
I want some scintillation!

. . . but of course I can't demand, only request.
Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 2:48 pm
"Pierced in Places You'd Love to Lick"
Flint • Jun 11, 2007 3:08 pm
I also might consider this one:
Undertoad • Jun 11, 2007 4:36 pm
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This is my avatar on some sites. It's an Avatar brand bass speaker cabinet. So this is a self-referencing pun that nobody would get without explanation, which I like to pretend makes me secretly ironic and cool.

Of course, since it does no such thing, that makes it "as useful as tits on a bull", or, just as useful as every other avatar out there.
SteveDallas • Jun 11, 2007 4:58 pm
Cloud;353496 wrote:
Hmm. Some of you have personalities that seem a little . . . bland. And imaginations to match.

It's okay! Just gotta get some juice in your life, people!

I'll take that as a compliment... and I have plenty already, thank you. Apple by preference, though I like orange and grapefruit as well.
rkzenrage • Jun 11, 2007 5:08 pm
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Clodfobble • Jun 11, 2007 5:45 pm
Undertoad wrote:
So this is a self-referencing pun that nobody would get without explanation, which I like to pretend makes me secretly ironic and cool.


It does make you ironic and cool! See, because the picture I posted earlier in the thread is a character named "The Avatar" from a show named the same thing. So we'll be ironic and cool together and the rest of these people can all go be genuine together somewhere.
Happy Monkey • Jun 11, 2007 6:24 pm
Who you calling genuine?!?!?!
Sundae • Jun 11, 2007 6:51 pm
Happy Monkey;353654 wrote:
Who you calling genuine?!?!?!

Not you ;)
wolf • Jun 11, 2007 8:44 pm
I knew the Muybridge trivia answer ... I was crazy about horses when I was younger and read everything. Most books have information about the motion study pictures.

I use the same avatar on most boards I go to that use them.
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Flint • Jun 11, 2007 8:47 pm
What about your signature: "wolf eht htiw og" ...? I would make that part of my MO if I were you.
SteveDallas • Jun 11, 2007 9:07 pm
Clodfobble;353622 wrote:
See, because the picture I posted earlier in the thread is a character named "The Avatar" from a show named the same thing.

I got it, but only because my son doesn't miss an episode! ;)
wolf • Jun 11, 2007 9:11 pm
Flint;353710 wrote:
What about your signature: "wolf eht htiw og" ...? I would make that part of my MO if I were you.


That's a bit of hommage to LJ, actually. I can't take credit for it.I only post as wolf on a couple boards.

My .sig has been pretty much stable for several years.
Flint • Jun 11, 2007 9:13 pm
I know, it's LJ's work, but it was freely given. Wherever I posted as "wolf" I would use the shit out of that.
Undertoad • Jun 11, 2007 9:13 pm
All hail the ironic and cool people!
Flint • Jun 11, 2007 9:14 pm
[COLOR="gray"]My plan to play the genuines against the ironics is finally coming to fruition![/COLOR]
skysidhe • Jun 11, 2007 9:49 pm
Cloud;353361 wrote:
Maybe since we can't use them, it would be instructive to have a thread to post --imaginary-- avatars. ;)

Here's the one I usually use, big deal:

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Same can be said of our user names. It's just silly fun.
Weird Harold • Jun 11, 2007 10:40 pm
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Cloud • Jun 11, 2007 11:02 pm
Undertoad--I think your Avatar avatar is pretty clever!
Undertoad • Jun 12, 2007 12:19 am
And - not only do I use the Avatar brand bass speaker cabinet as my personal avatar, I also use it as my personal speaker cabinet. I have two of them, and they are great.
Shawnee123 • Jun 12, 2007 8:45 am
Cloud;353496 wrote:
Hmm. Some of you have personalities that seem a little . . . bland. And imaginations to match.



No imagination? The avatar I posted is a black bear hibernating in a cave. The black bear symbolizes me, in a state of slumber, waiting for the spring which is my life to awaken as I too, awaken to my true self and emerge...strong, rested, and sure. The cave is the dark space which I had slowly retreated to over the past couple of years, a shelter from the madness and sadness, a roof from the rain of despair and loneliness...yet positioned next to a beautiful forest of life and goodness.

No imagination...puh! ;)
Cloud • Jun 12, 2007 11:33 am
thought it was a Rothko painting.
BigV • Jun 12, 2007 12:55 pm
My Avatar from another phase in my life:
Flint • Jun 12, 2007 12:57 pm
@BigV: Your avatar was Avatar!
BigV • Jun 12, 2007 12:59 pm
I must say Flint, you have a flair for the obvious.
Flint • Jun 12, 2007 1:06 pm
I can't say if it would have been obvious to everybody...
Sundae • Jun 12, 2007 3:49 pm
Bruce's avatar :love:
From Funny Pictures thread
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 12, 2007 3:51 pm
Flint, that's big V's wizard merit badge. Seriously.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 12, 2007 3:54 pm
Sundae Girl;354170 wrote:
Bruce's avatar :love:
From Funny Pictures thread
It looks like that turtle threw up. If I sat on him, he certainly would.
Sundae • Jun 12, 2007 4:32 pm
It's not your avatar because it's you
It's your avatar because it's a picture of your bathroom.

In fact I remember you posting a photo of it in the Doo-Dads thread when you first installed it to fill your sunken bath :p
freshnesschronic • Jun 12, 2007 4:47 pm
This would be my avatar.
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Kuchiki Byakuya from the anime Bleach. But way shrunk down.
BigV • Jun 12, 2007 6:12 pm
xoxoxoBruce;354171 wrote:
Flint, that's big V's wizard merit badge. Seriously.


:lol2:

:snif: pass the tissues... heheh.. hehe. good one!
be-bop • Jun 13, 2007 7:12 pm
Dis is mine
Thesilkmeister • Jun 14, 2007 12:14 am
dis would be mine.......love him.
Nightsong • Jun 14, 2007 1:19 am
My avatar?


Actually its a pic of my son photoshopped into the Avatar.
skysidhe • Jun 14, 2007 12:08 pm
Here are two of my favorites.
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Undertoad • Jun 17, 2007 4:43 pm
people and their avatars NYT slideshow
Cloud • Jun 17, 2007 4:47 pm
that's pretty interesting! funny how some people's are just the same as their physical selves, and others are very different.

the guy with the man boobs scared me though. ;)
Sundae • Jun 17, 2007 4:52 pm
I'm amazed to see how many of them resemble (closely) their avatar.

Notable exceptions the odd male/ female switch of the Korean guy at the start and wheelchair-bound Jason Rowe's avatar - who is highly mechanised, which makes sense when it looks like Jason relies on technology for life.
Sundae • Jun 18, 2007 6:04 pm
I would want this one, but not on this site given that Wolf & Syc are far bigger fans than me and are the reason I now see the Kitty as an acceptable accessory design.

Cool though (thanks axlsoen!)
Spexxvet • Jun 18, 2007 6:30 pm
I use this on another board
Cyclefrance • Jun 18, 2007 6:42 pm
Afraid mine's a bit predictable

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elSicomoro • Jun 18, 2007 6:43 pm
This is my current avatar on The Bosque:
jinx • Jun 18, 2007 6:46 pm
This is the one I used on the Bosque... the only site i've been on and used one.

That's awsome syc.
elSicomoro • Jun 18, 2007 7:03 pm
Thanks! I did a search for Hello Kitty photos one day and that one came up. As cool as that is, I ain't putting something like that on my car.
wolf • Jun 18, 2007 7:26 pm
Spexxvet;356556 wrote:
I use this on another board


The board I'm on with horrible avatar bloat automatically assigns that one to anyone who has been banned for TOS violations.
rkzenrage • Jun 18, 2007 7:43 pm
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LabRat • Jun 26, 2007 3:38 pm
Heh.

It would be my ass, of course!!
SteveDallas • Jun 26, 2007 5:48 pm
Maybe you need to read this.
fargon • Jun 26, 2007 9:14 pm
My portrait:
DucksNuts • Jun 26, 2007 9:20 pm
:dedhorse:

Oh...n that wouldnt be my avatar.
Flint • Jun 26, 2007 9:25 pm
@fargon: Is that a Dale Keown Hulk?
Yznhymr • Jun 28, 2007 11:05 pm
It would be either this...

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or this...

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Can anyone guess what the first one is???
monster • Jun 29, 2007 8:54 am
Looks like a fossilized scotch egg
Shawnee123 • Jun 29, 2007 9:20 am
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fargon • Jun 29, 2007 9:49 am
Flint;359110 wrote:
@fargon: Is that a Dale Keown Hulk?


@Flint I cant remember where I got that. It just fits my mood lately.
Yznhymr • Jun 29, 2007 5:53 pm
monster;359979 wrote:
Looks like a fossilized scotch egg


Scotch egg it is! WTG monster! They are yummy, but this one looks over fried or something.
monster • Jun 29, 2007 10:41 pm
Yznhymr;360108 wrote:
Scotch egg it is! WTG monster! They are yummy, but this one looks over fried or something.



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Drax • Jul 2, 2007 4:30 pm
I have many avatars in my collection, but my current one at EI is:
jester • Jul 2, 2007 6:04 pm
close....

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Drax • Nov 2, 2007 1:15 am
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rkzenrage • Nov 6, 2007 4:48 pm
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Stormieweather • Nov 6, 2007 7:55 pm
This is my avatar on my gaming sites...and yes, I roleplay as Mistress Stormie :whip:


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Cloud • Nov 6, 2007 8:12 pm
ooooh, Mistress Stormie! I likie!
ZenGum • Nov 8, 2007 12:50 pm
Mistress Stormie,
May I humbly suggest that you adjust your signature... from
'tis better to die on your feet, than live on your knees

to
you'd better live at my feet, on your knees - or die!
bigw00dy • Nov 13, 2007 9:03 am
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Drax • Dec 31, 2007 12:49 am
Considering my recent behavior, these 2 might do:
monster • Dec 31, 2007 2:37 am
You don't need an avatar -you're using so much space with your "location", it has the same effect! We see all that blah, we know it's you.

Srsly, it would be nicer to know it's you because we can read your personality in your posts, rather than because it's a one-liner followed by a lot of blank space while your "location" catches up. That's why the cellar doesn't need avatars -content counts.

Despite my bitching, I remain hopeful that the glimpses we've had of the real you were not a swansong. That guy seemed OK. For the love of FSM, stop trying to be cool, and just be you. And lose the "location".
Drax • Dec 31, 2007 3:35 am
monster;420287 wrote:
For the love of FSM, stop trying to be cool, and just be you. And lose the "location".


Never cared about being cool, only having fun.

You can stop you're attempt @ cool by not using internet shorthand that I don't know.
Drax • Dec 31, 2007 3:43 am
[size=7]HAPPY NOW!!!![/SIZE]
classicman • Dec 31, 2007 3:41 pm
Yup - now tell us what you think how you feel... share your opinions and thoughts in your posts. I think ur a good guy - let it fly!
monster • Dec 31, 2007 8:20 pm
Insanely.

Now who will I stalk?
regular.joe • Jan 1, 2008 1:49 am
First I thought about this one:
regular.joe • Jan 1, 2008 1:50 am
Then I thought: fuck it, this one is better.
monster • Jan 1, 2008 2:02 am
I has a noo targit
Drax • Jan 1, 2008 5:56 pm
classicman wrote:
I think ur a good guy.


You take that back!
classicman • Jan 1, 2008 6:38 pm
Drax;420700 wrote:
You take that back!



Dude - wtf? Lighten up!
TheMercenary • Jan 1, 2008 8:43 pm
I'd be this. The guy watching her backside. :D
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xoxoxoBruce • Jan 1, 2008 11:30 pm
classicman;420714 wrote:
Dude - wtf? Lighten up!
It's his warped sense of humor, nothing personal.
Datalyss • Dec 12, 2009 4:24 pm
View my current collection here.
dar512 • Dec 13, 2009 12:19 pm
A smaller version of the picture below is the avatar I use where they are allowed.

I like avatars. I am a very visual person and it helps me keep track of who said what. Names, I'm not so good with.
classicman • Dec 13, 2009 7:04 pm
This is as close to one as it gets for me. Here
monster • Dec 13, 2009 7:15 pm
I wonder what Emma's avatar would be?
dar512 • Dec 13, 2009 10:16 pm
monster;617195 wrote:
I wonder what Emma's avatar would be?

Why would you wonder that?
Pico and ME • Dec 13, 2009 10:30 pm
really
Tulip • Dec 15, 2009 12:36 am
I like this avatar. :D
zippyt • Dec 15, 2009 12:45 am
mine
Tulip • Dec 17, 2009 2:43 am
Zippy: That's creepy looking.