Turn You On

its pretty ridiculously easy to turn on a dude.
ladies just move intimately closer to him, touch his ear softly and the back of his neck and he's already :D . Have a lady put her index finger on his lower lip then drag it down h is chest and he is 100% energized.

but its not too hard to turn on a ladyfriend.
just softly with yer fingertips go up her arm until you get to the collarbone. tease her chest by outlining them with ur fingertips while you distracting her, then unexpectedly kiss her neck until her breathin increases. then lean your head over her back and softly kiss and suckle on her shoulder. then move back to the bosom and breathe strongly on it. she'll not be able to take it anymore and grab your head by the bakc of your hair. then its smoothe sailsings my friends

Is this cyber sex?

You had me at "Hello."

*takes notes*

intriguing

Jeboduuza;350268 wrote:

but its not too hard to turn on a ladyfriend.
just softly with yer fingertips go up her arm until you get to the collarbone. tease her chest...

At this point, your lady friend will ask what the hell you are doing, she just thought you were going out for a pint.

Not only that, but the other people in the bar are looking at you funny. Funny strange, not funny haha.

You persist in nuzzling her neck and she pushes you off her and into the back of a large leather clad and spiked collar subbie. The Dom is interested by the spectacle and orders his subbie to start nibbling your neck as your girl goes off with anoth...

Sorry, this isn't the dream thread.

i meant in an intmate settig b/w two people most likely ina relationship, not a freakin bar

But the Dom/sub bit is okay?

Should this be done in front of her husband?
Can he be invited to join?
Or should he simply hold the camera?

Is this before or after donning the l[FONT=Trebuchet MS][FONT=Verdana]eather sexy apparel?[/FONT] [/FONT]

I dunno. May we see a picture and then decide?

after reading the title of the post i thought the body was gonna be

before ya go-go

hm. that chick doesn't turn me on. At ALL.

I like men to be the Dom.

I'd have to disarm her first. There will be no whipping, from anyone. The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.

xoxoxoBruce;352348 wrote:

I'd have to disarm her first. There will be no whipping, from anyone. The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.

You seen that American commercial where this guy wakes up and looks at the woman he is sleeping next to? Then he is like :thepain: and silently tip toes out of bed only to see a picture of him and his kids, and then another one of him and the woman on their wedding day. Hah, pretty hilarious. Forgot what the commercial was for though.

xoxoxoBruce;352348 wrote:

The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.

But what if she doesn't swallow?

swallowing is a sign of love.
no im actually not kidding

Jeboduuza;352460 wrote:

swallowing is a sign of love.
no im actually not kidding

Ummmm. Being as you're not kidding I have to disagree. Love has nothing to do with it.

I swallow. I've said it before and I don't mind it being public knowledge.
But there was one man I couldn't swallow with. I loved him deeply, but he had the bitterest tasting semen I have ever encountered. It was a long term relationship and I cared for him deeply, so we did discuss it. Not even a change of diet had any effect (and after all we lived together so I knew that he didn't eat anything all that different from other men I'd been involved with).

Anyway, enough seriousness, back to innuendo.

I'm very direct when it gets to that point, just like everything else I do.
"Wanna' make love or fuck real hard?"
Usually works.

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard. Hard!

clobble, the fact that you;re a tenacious d fan adds llike.....80 points to your coolness quotient.....

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Clodfobble;352693 wrote:

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard. Hard!

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lumberjim wrote:

clobble, the fact that you;re a tenacious d fan adds llike.....80 points to your coolness quotient.....

Shit, yeah... I could have typed all those lyrics from memory, but I was typing one-handed with the kid on my lap doing alphabet videos on the other half of the screen at the time, so it was just more prudent to copy-n-paste.

This is just a tribute
You gotta believe me
And I wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion.

Good stuff