SEASIDE rendezvous!
(giveusakiss)
BA-bum.
Ooh! I have that Klimt on my kitchen wall.
Well - a print of it anyway.
Thought you were in ere kissing people with your onion breath?
This is the kind of kiss you get when you have onion breath:
Bisou.
Baiser.
(Them's French kisses.)
Nazis.
(thread killing kiss of death)
pucker up
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Strange bit of history: found in the magazine "Mental Floss". Kissing began because we were trying to lick each other for the salt. I'm glad we don't do that anymore.
Huh. I'd read somewhere that it began because Roman husbands would come home and want to make sure their wives hadn't been drinking alcohol while they were gone...
Well, I guess it beats sniffing butts.
Well, I guess it beats sniffing butts.
If we did sniff butts, would the protocol be that we have to ask permission first???
No, but you must knock (or ring bell) before entering.
Hmmm.....there seems to be a whole lot of theories here that sound right....maybe there was more than one reason to kiss.
Like you know....now?
The one about the Roman husband sounds more like my situation however:
Dating: He was making sure I was drunk.
Married: He is making sure I am not drunk.
HOW TO HANDLE YOUR FIRST KISS . . .
You can always bluff your way through a first kiss!
They'll never know it's a first, unless you tell 'em. Try a gentle
lip kiss if you're a guy. If you're a gal, do the same, but keep
your lips closed. If you open up, you're inviting a tongue kiss,
also known as a french kiss.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU BANG TEETH . . .
Laugh it off. Tell your partner you're so very keen to kiss him or
her that you're getting dizzy just standing so close. Dizzy with
excitement! They'll believe you. Then get back to kissing . . .
and get dizzy for real.
HOW TO KISS PASSIONATELY . . .
The secret to great kissing is variety. Sometimes you're gentle,
sometimes you're rough. Ouch! Tease your partner with a little bite on
the lips -- as if you can't control yourself and want to eat them up.
Press your nose into your partner's cheek and hug 'em to you,
like the Eskimos.
WHAT TO AVOID . . .
Bad breath -- use gum to keep your mouth sweet.
Boring kisses -- vary the intensity, the tempo, the duration.
Silence -- every now and then say something sweet.
Too much tongue -- don't suffocate your partner.
Rigor Mortis -- keep your hands caressing your lover.
The one about the Roman husband sounds more like my situation however:
Dating: He was making sure I was drunk.
Married: He is making sure I am not drunk.
But which were you when you got engaged?
Quote...Eskimo kissing is named for the Eskimo greeting of rubbing noses. In its western form it consists of two people rubbing noses together. A common misconception is that the practice arose so that Inuit could kiss without their mouths freezing together. In fact, it is a non-romantic form of greeting that serves the same role as shaking hands for a people who, when they meet, often have little except their nose and eyes exposed.
I wonder how the Dong People greet.
Dueling swords?
But which were you when you got engaged?
Huh- I don't remember........good question though.
Huh- I don't remember........good question though.
If you don't remember, that might be the answer.
