Tell us a secret.
I use the google search bar as a spell checker.
sigh. I just told my secret in the gun thread.
Damn. Now I have to go look for it.
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I told my wife I'd be up in a minute............
i ate lunch three times today
Sometimes I laugh at my own jokes
I'm supposed to be matching stock against outstanding orders.
Shhhhhhhhh!
I'm going to go to the movies today and say I went to class if anyone asks.
Yay! Just worked out what I'm going to do tonight now.
Cinema for me too :)
Yay! Just worked out what I'm going to do tonight now.
Cinema for me too :)
Whatcha gonna see? :corn:
Checking the times I'll be there in time to see Pirates, Spiderman 3, 28 Weeks Later and at least two random ones I've forgotten.
I'll go into whichever starts first that still has a single seat available. I should be okay at 18.00 on a Friday - most people will go later. Pref Pirates or 28 Weeks - I find the Spiderman films too depressing (superpowers and your life still sucks? What hope for me?)
How bout you? You probably have more films available - we're usually months behind you!
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I am amazed you had so many secrets lined up.
Checking the times I'll be there in time to see Pirates, Spiderman 3, 28 Weeks Later and at least two random ones I've forgotten.
I'll go into whichever starts first that still has a single seat available. I should be okay at 18.00 on a Friday - most people will go later. Pref Pirates or 28 Weeks - I find the Spiderman films too depressing (superpowers and your life still sucks? What hope for me?)
How bout you? You probably have more films available - we're usually months behind you!
We saw Spiderman 3 already. The best part for me when spidey was standing in front of the American flag for a brief moment. It was as if to say," See we're fun. We have a sense of humor. "
I would prefer Pirates and 28 weeks as well although Spiderman2 is one of my all time favorites.
I find the Spiderman films too depressing (superpowers and your life still sucks? What hope for me?)
Too, too true.
I'm thinking Hot Fuzz or Bug. Heard Bug was fantastically creepy good fun.
If Hot Fuzz was still on I'd go and see it a third time... Spoilsports at Odeon think it's too old though :(
I just got to work. I called earlier and said I overslept, must have hit the off button on my clock rather than the snooze. Well, I did oversleep, on purpose.
I am amazed you had so many secrets lined up.
Hahahaha noooo, read their info. It's like PostSecret except on dA.
Yes, a few of them are mine.
No, I won't tell which.
I did not care for the Godfather.
Checking the times I'll be there in time to see Pirates, Spiderman 3, 28 Weeks Later and at least two random ones I've forgotten.
I'll go into whichever starts first that still has a single seat available. I should be okay at 18.00 on a Friday - most people will go later. Pref Pirates or 28 Weeks - I find the Spiderman films too depressing (superpowers and your life still sucks? What hope for me?)
How bout you? You probably have more films available - we're usually months behind you!
We saw Pirates last night - very good - some odd twists
The spouse & son saw 28 weeks - said it sucked - they liked the first one though
I am a lifelong, registered Democrat.
I once had sex with a Democrat.
I am so ashamed.
today at work, i have done an approx 1 hours worth of work - the rest of the time i've been "here" or reading.
it's slow because of the holiday weekend
[COLOR=dimgray]<In a hushed voice> I had a phone interview today while "working from home."[/COLOR]
We saw Pirates last night - very good - some odd twists
The spouse & son saw 28 weeks - said it sucked - they liked the first one though
I saw Pirates! Enjoyed it enormously. I'm not always happy in the cinema - I tend to save films I think I'll enjoy for dvd. But this was a perfect cinema film, loud, visually exciting and not too much complicated dialogue for me to miss. And funny.
I use the google search bar as a spell checker.
That's very risky! So many pages have misspellings in them that you can sometimes get hits even if it's spelled wrong.
Sometimes I want to leave. As in just, leave. Go somewhere else. Like on the other side of the world. Never to see or be seen by any person I know now.
[QUOTE=Sometimes I want to leave. As in just, leave. Go somewhere else. Like on the other side of the world. Never to see or be seen by any person I know now.[/QUOTE]
I can so agree with this. Also, really deep down, I've never realy liked me.
Sometimes I want to leave.
Sometimes I want to leave
Never again, for me to grieve
Alone I can wear my heart on my sleeve
It's all done for me and I want to believe
That I would not miss them, not for long
I'd use the free time and write a new song
I'm sure they would miss seeing me in my thong
Especially my wife, who'd be starving for dong.
So, I'll stay underneath the weight of my Id
That holds me inside the the box and amid
The circles and lines and inside bottled lid
The comfortable house with two wives and a kid.
err......two kids and a wife. fucking rhymes.
secret
regret
forget
no sweat
see how that works?
my next secret is....I've quit smoking twice and am thinking of starting again.
Hahahaha noooo, read their info. It's like PostSecret except on dA.
Yes, a few of them are mine.
No, I won't tell which.
ok,,,tomorrow. I have a half a day off so I'll go give it a peek.
I am a lifelong, registered Democrat.
wow. that is a secret because I didn't think you were a democrat for some reason.
I am a lifelong, registered Democrat.
My parents and I have never had any deep political discussions. But I knew that Mom had always been a Democrat. About a year ago, I saw her reading one of Sean Hannity's books. I made some smartass remark about it to the effect of, why are you reading that, you're a Democrat. She said, "Yeah, I'm a
registered Democrat." I asked her what she meant by that and she said, "Well, in 1960, you couldn't get a job in the NC public schools if you weren't a Democrat."
I am quitting my job tomorrow.
I'm dropping one of my classes before I fail it.
Bad me.
Smart, I told my students to do that all the time.
I was, in conventional terms, a *very* bad boy this weekend at the Pagan Festival. Go me!
You cant leave it at that 'spode?????
Did Splode FINALY get him some ??
Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.
Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.
You go, splode.
Have you checked flikr? Maybe someone else got pics... :D
I really must get myself to that Pagan festival next year.
Me too I reckon.
Lemme know in advance next year please 'spode. I think this is something I *need* to experience.
Glad you had fun too :D
Well YEEEEHAAAA !!!!
THAT sounds VERRY Pagenistic to me !!!
Good ON ya BOTH !!!!!
Good clean fun. Isn't MO the "Show Me" state? You showed 'em.
I've just had my hair cut and am very pleased with it (especially as it cost half what I used to pay at my regular hairdressers). I couldn't afford to have it coloured, so I am going to do it myself tonight with an off the shelf colour. I'm going BRIGHT red.
My secret is, that if I anyone comments on how bright it is, I'm going to pretend it didn't look that bright on the packet. Even though it's a choice I have made to cheer myself up.
So there.
I benefitted in the end.
I bet you did! :doit:
I've just had my hair cut and am very pleased with it (especially as it cost half what I used to pay at my regular hairdressers). I couldn't afford to have it coloured, so I am going to do it myself tonight with an off the shelf colour. I'm going BRIGHT red.
My secret is, that if I anyone comments on how bright it is, I'm going to pretend it didn't look that bright on the packet. Even though it's a choice I have made to cheer myself up.
So there.
Post a pic! You're much braver than I!
No one knows I post on message boards
I bet you did! :doit:
How do you know he meant
that end?
I am quitting my job tomorrow.
How did it go?
*sigh*
They talked me out of it again. I'll find a way to escape one day.
How do you know he meant that end?
This is Elspode we're talking about.
*Ultimately*. I meant ultimately.
You are all sick, sick, sick. Met up with my biggest fest fun correspondent again tonight, and still haven't got her in the end. But soon. Ah yes, soon.
No one knows I post on message boards
me too - this one only.
(cept you all)
whenever i have to spell the word "banana", i spellcheck myself by singing the gwen stefani song hollerback girl.
bwahahahahaha
How often do you have to spell Banana?
I'm a 14 year old, female, nymphomaniac that will do anything for cheap trinkets.
I'm killing time waiting for work.
Find out where you spouse or SO is right now, track them on their mobile phone:
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/english/index.htmlthat cracked me up, merc. Thanks.
I had really bad wind today after overdosing on jalapenos yesterday. Seriously, it was like I was chanelling Dizzy Gillespie via my butt - and it was as smelly as it was loud.
I was only working with one person today, but it was my male boss and I didn't feel comfortable letting rip in front of him. It got to the point where I'd been holding them in so long my eyes were bulging. So when he left to go over to the warehouse I sighed with relief, walked to the front of the shop (I wasn't going to sit in my own stink!) and set my noxious children free. Only for the boss to walk in a couple of seconds later, to pick up the box he'd left at the front of the store whwile he unlocked the car.
I just hope he thought the smell had drifted in from outside.
must... fight... mental image... of extending SG's... Dizzy Gillespie's analogy... errrGGHHH.... ballooning cheeks...
AAARRRGGH! Too late. bwahahahahahahhahaha!
Not much of a secret, but ...
Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.
sometimes i wish i lived alone
she said "tell us a secret" not "tell us a secret exists". spill it!
sounds like a lot of fun, Elspode.
Secret? Um . . .
I like cats better than people.
i am surrounded by cow turds, oh wait......... i guess that's only a secret to those who are in fact "cow turds";)
Hillary Clinton is having a
fund raiser in the
parking lot across the street from my building in an hour. They have been doing sound checks for the last few hours, which disturbed an interview I was just doing. But I did get to see Katharine McPhee doing a sound check on my lunch break. I had to Google her to see who she was.
did get to see Katharine McPhee doing a sound check on my lunch break. I had to Google her to see who she was.
That chick from Fleetwood Mac?
(jk)
That chick from Fleetwood Mac?
(jk)
not steppin in front of anyone but that's
christine mcvie
jk= just kidding. ;)
(I love Christine McVie!)
(open) Secret:
Once was on a Caribbean cruise on the same ship as Christine McVie. somewhere there's a picture of a very random looking door, behind which was her stateroom.
(open) Secret:
Open Secrets lyrics (
Rush)
I find no absolution
In my rational point of view
Maybe some things are instinctive
But there's one thing you could do
You could try to understand me
I could try to understand you
You could try to understand me
I could try to understand you
jk= just kidding. ;)
(I love Christine McVie!)
sorry:blush:
So I'm walking past the Hillary fund raiser on the way to my metro station, and it's crowded on the sidewalk. There's this guy kinda blocking foot traffic as he holds a huge and pretty unflattering picture of Clinton. He shouts in his deep, ominous voice to all the arrivals to the event: "If you elect Hillary there will be [SIZE="6"]HELL TO PAY!.... HELL TO PAY!!!!"[/SIZE] A couple blocks later, I heard a guy talking on his cellphone and he says "there will be hell to pay" to the person on the other end.
Weird. I never hear that phrase, and suddenly it's everywhere.
Maybe they're talking about a new punk wig: A Hell Toupee
Weird. I never hear that phrase, and suddenly it's everywhere.
So I guess you didn't understand the title "Hell Toupee" on the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror?
Who, me? Uh, yeah...
Made me think of an old pun, out of a dictionary of puns my mom got for me: Whoever has bills to pay, give it back, Bill needs it.
Ta duh duh
(open) Secret:
Once was on a Caribbean cruise on the same ship as Christine McVie. somewhere there's a picture of a very random looking door, behind which was her stateroom.
I made a mistake. It was not Christine McVie, it was Stevie Nicks. Everytime we saw her on board, she was wearing those ridiculous gigantic dark sunglasses. I don't understand trying to hide behind something that screams "LOOK AT ME".
if she didnt want to be recognzied maybe she should have went on a young singles cruise wearing a t-shirt that said "I am Stevie Nicks"
I really think the only things that give back in life are good sex and a college education.
Sigh. One out of two ain't bad. ;)
she said "tell us a secret" not "tell us a secret exists". spill it!
If something is on Fox, CNN, and the AP Wire, does that make it a secret?
Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.
Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.
I really must get myself to that Pagan festival next year.
I must as well... that sounds like great big heaps of fun. ;)
I really should check out nothingland more often...
My secret is if I am given half a chance, I will read one romance novel a day. And reading them really turns me on. :blush:
heres another:
the only reason i bought a ruler, is because i use it as a backscratcher.
+ My name is not really HungLikeJesus or HLJ
I have a secret I am keeping in the Cellar vault. God help me if any of you know the combination.
Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.
Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.
.....and?
It was just getting interesting.
Not much of a secret, but ...
Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.
oh come on! don't be a tease!
I am a bisexual christian girl.
An old friend messaged me and we are soon going to make some lunch plans!
I am a bisexual christian girl.
An old friend messaged me and we are soon going to make some lunch plans!
You talk just like my ex boyfriend. He too is a bisexual christain girl.
oh and make sure your lunch date has money so you don't have to pay or just buy the entree`
Has anyone noticed the recent ubiquity of those gi-normous sunglasses?
Not much of a secret, but ...
Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.
You're right - that's not much of a secret. The only thing worse than keeping a secret is
telling everybody that you're keeping a secret.
Now login using one of the collective handles and commence spilling the beans. We'll pretend we don't know its you.:cool:
Riiiiiight.... That'll happen.
She still stinging from failing to secure the laptop before taking a smoke break.
Hey! She could use *that* guy's handle!
Dang, you got a looooooooooooooooong memory.
[COLOR=dimgray]Note to self: When telling a fib to BigV, write it down somewhere for future ref.[/COLOR]
What?
Are you kidding me? That was one of the **funniest** posts/threads in cellar history! Jay-sus! I put it in the HoF for a reason!
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Note to Beestie: Good idea.[/COLOR]
You're right - that's not much of a secret. The only thing worse than keeping a secret is telling everybody that you're keeping a secret.
Now login using one of the collective handles and commence spilling the beans. We'll pretend we don't know its you.:cool:
*ahem*. I
did point out that it was on CNN and FoxNews on the day it happened.
Also the front page of several local newspapers.
Well if it's in the public domain, no harm in you discussing it here......
No one knows I post on message boards
yes we do!
I'm a 14 year old, female, nymphomaniac that will do anything for cheap trinkets.
Your first posts were amazingly articulate for a none year old.
Your first posts were amazingly articulate for a none year old.
How old is "none"? :)
I watched Sounder once and enjoyed it.
I kept the ring. #1 because it was a cheap hand me down from the his last relationship and #2 His next girlfriend deserves better than that.
Unfortunatly I saw his stash and he has lots of pawn shop rings to choose from.
poor woman ( women ) :headshake
Is this the same guy Sky?
oh I would shoot myself out of frustration if it were not!
[COLOR="White"]I'm over her... But I'm scared, I'm not sure that I want to be.[/COLOR]
I secretly wish I could give Ibram a hug. That's all I got.
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I'm a 50 year old pervert, and I will work for sex. Any kind of sex!!!