The Girls

bluecuracao • May 12, 2007 3:50 am
I'm a big fan of Joe Bob Brigg's movie commentaries, and I'm really impressed by his creative narration of "Double D Avengers." His repetoire of terms for boobs is stunning! Here, I offer you a generous sample...

Bazoombas
Dingleboppers
Chesticles/Breasticles (these might be fairly common terms)
Flopdoodles
Awangers
Cajooties
Crocazilla Fruit
Bajonkers
Betty Boops (my favorite)
Bikini stuffers
Blouse bunnies
Bolderados
Cruise Missiles
Dopplegangers
Mushmelons
Dual Airbags/Floppies
Snack Pack
Smith and Wesson
Home of the Whoppers
Barnes & Noble (bookish boobs, I'm thinking)
Bronskies
Tishamingoes
Yabbos
xoxoxoBruce • May 12, 2007 9:50 am
Shouldn't this be labeled Not Safe For Dirty Old Men?
bluecuracao • May 12, 2007 10:47 am
I don't know...maybe if people start adding pictures.
Cloud • May 12, 2007 12:25 pm
I like -- bewbs!
Drax • May 12, 2007 1:23 pm
"BOOBIE!!" -- Chris Griffin
lumberjim • May 12, 2007 2:02 pm
Mrs. Booberman, those are some strong sweater muscles you've got there.

code for the work place: BMH: Big Meaty Hooters;
Hyoi • May 13, 2007 6:51 am
Charlies..........for the dirty old bastards (like me) that remember.
SteveDallas • May 13, 2007 2:13 pm
Sweater puppies
xoxoxoBruce • May 13, 2007 3:12 pm
Bodacious tatas.
Undertoad • May 13, 2007 3:22 pm
Bristols

(cockney rhyming slang; "Bristol City")
Pie • May 13, 2007 5:57 pm
"funbags"?
Drax • May 13, 2007 6:00 pm
Mountains Of Majesty
BigV • May 14, 2007 12:34 pm
golden winnebagos

but xoB's is my favorite. ;)
Shawnee123 • May 14, 2007 1:13 pm
Emersons (as in "emerson nice ones.")
Hime • May 14, 2007 3:06 pm
Shawnee123;343193 wrote:
Emersons (as in "emerson nice ones.")


Oh, I like that. :)

I like the Spanish slang "tetas" as well -- reminds me of the way my boy pronounces the word "potatoes."
bluecuracao • Oct 13, 2007 3:11 am
We have a few additions here.

Ooga boobies
Creme brulees (what?)
World class water balloons
bluecuracao • Oct 13, 2007 3:13 am
And...sunny side ups
ZenGum • Oct 16, 2007 12:37 am
From high school:
boa-hannas
arthritis (accompanied by hand gesture, fingers curling inwards)

inspired by children's TV: B1 and B2
Urbane Guerrilla • Oct 18, 2007 1:18 am
From the Bulwer-Lytton contest: "twin nacreous blancmanges."
Elspode • Oct 18, 2007 8:28 pm
"a balcony you could do Shakespeare from" - Firesign Theater, "I Think We're All Bozos on this Bus"

"huge...tracts of land" - "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Knobs
SteveDallas • Oct 18, 2007 8:47 pm
"If her bodice was any tighter they would have had to give her tits separate billing in the program."--Me, after Mrs. Dallas asked me to describe a costume we had seen at an opera to a friend.