What's the opposite of Nose Porn?

bluecuracao • May 3, 2007 10:40 pm
Smoke from a 2-alarm South Philly junkyard fire. :greenface
Hagar • May 4, 2007 3:49 am
burning hair...ewww
Undertoad • May 4, 2007 7:28 am
Busted capacitors and resistors... because not only does it smell like ass, it usually means something really bad happened or a mistake was made.
elSicomoro • May 4, 2007 9:22 am
I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.
Shawnee123 • May 4, 2007 9:28 am
Coconut smell makes me gag.
Spexxvet • May 4, 2007 10:11 am
Farts, tar, burning rubber, foot porn.
Shawnee123 • May 4, 2007 10:14 am
Spexxvet;340548 wrote:
Farts.


:eek: Not even your own? What's wrong with you, man? ;)
lumberjim • May 4, 2007 10:44 am
the opposite of Nose Porn would be Asshole Porn.
bluecuracao • May 4, 2007 11:00 am
sycamore;340540 wrote:
I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.


Oh my GOD. Refineries stink like hell on a regular day--I can't begin to fathom what an explosion would smell like.
bluecuracao • May 4, 2007 11:04 am
lumberjim;340558 wrote:
the opposite of Nose Porn would be Asshole Porn.


Are you sure??? I thought Asshole Porn would be the opposite of Mouth Porn.



I can't believe I just wrote that.
lumberjim • May 4, 2007 11:53 am
sycamore;340540 wrote:
I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

The pillar of black smoke was vivible in Chadds Ford. Couldn't smell it, thankfully.
jester • May 4, 2007 11:55 am
burnt potato - in the microwave - yeah not good:greenface
Weird Harold • May 4, 2007 5:57 pm
Two African Americans, wearing modest cloths, at opposite ends of a room, not being video taped.
Clodfobble • May 4, 2007 6:47 pm
This probably ought to go in the Unpopular Opinions thread... but the smell outside the local Krispy Kreme donut place makes me gag.
wolf • May 5, 2007 3:10 pm
Homeless man, unwashed for 6+ months.

After peeling through multiple layers of winter clothing, including 2 pairs of quilted polyfill ski pants, and no undergarments, you discover that she is a homeless woman. And she has her period, along with urinary incontinence and diarrhea.

You know that thing you see on the crime shows ... putting Vicks in your nose? Doesn't really work.
wolf • May 5, 2007 3:59 pm
Patchouli

I hate patchouli.
Cloud • May 5, 2007 4:06 pm
me neither. Daughter No. 2 wears it, and every time I think, "What is that SMELL!"
zippyt • May 5, 2007 5:54 pm
A rendering plant , they cook down dead cows and the such for the proteen and bone meal ,
a crematorum , burning people have a VERRY unique stink !!!
rkzenrage • May 6, 2007 3:28 pm
Desert camping crotch after a week.
Aliantha • May 6, 2007 8:59 pm
Fertilizer plant which specializes in blood and bone.
zippyt • May 6, 2007 11:56 pm
Desert camping crotch after a week.

I see your Desert crotch , and raise you 2 weeks in the jungle ( this is NASTY ) with the clap .
DucksNuts • May 7, 2007 7:06 am
wolf;340838 wrote:
Homeless man, unwashed for 6+ months.

After peeling through multiple layers of winter clothing, including 2 pairs of quilted polyfill ski pants, and no undergarments, you discover that she is a homeless woman. And she has her period, along with urinary incontinence and diarrhea.

You know that thing you see on the crime shows ... putting Vicks in your nose? Doesn't really work.


Ohhh you sooooo win Wolf!!!!

Although, zippy is a close 2nd.


For me its the smell of boiling minced meat...oh...and tuna. Both make me gag.
busterb • May 7, 2007 10:39 am
Baby poop
rkzenrage • May 10, 2007 7:38 pm
zippyt;341130 wrote:
Desert camping crotch after a week.

I see your Desert crotch , and raise you 2 weeks in the jungle ( this is NASTY ) with the clap .


Been there... I can say the desert is worse, you sweat it dries, you sweat, it dries on, so on and so on. Dry is worse, you get a milky crust that reeks.
Before the days of baby wipe, it was rough.:3_eyes:
Clap? Ain't goin' there.
Sundae • May 11, 2007 8:53 am
The opposite of nose porn for me is when you get a smell in your nose that you dislike and you can't get rid of it.

Example:
It was sheer greed - we'd had cream cakes at work the day before, and the last person to leave hadn't thrown them away. As the office was quite cool (temperature wise) I thought I'd just try one to see if it was still edible. Instead of getting a bit of cream on my finger to test it I picked up a cake and bit into it. The cream squeeged out, up into my nose, and yes - it was off, sour, turned, whatever you want to call it. All day long, all I could smell was that rank cream.
Rexmons • May 11, 2007 9:54 am
Hot garbage milk...shit could gag a maggot.
Elspode • May 11, 2007 7:09 pm
Wood...pulp...factory.
zippyt • May 12, 2007 2:52 am
Ok Splode try a wood pulp fact waste water pond ,

RK , dry I can deal with ( goldbond powder is your friend ), but when your camies start rotting off your body well it gets nasty ( oh and NO baby whipes ) , QUICK !!!!!

How a bout a Medical waste incenerator ??