Dweller NSFW pics for 2007 - get it all out there!!
Here ya go Iggy!!!
You did the boobies, I will do the other end :)
Last Friday Nite -
Damn Ducky , you sholud call your self DUCKBUTT not DuckNuts !!!
Lovely DuckButt !!!!!!
oooh, oooh, schoolgirl plaid, one of my favorites!
I obviously went to the wrong schools.
WOW!!! Look at the hotness! You have a behind to be envied!! Now Labrat should refresh our memories on her best asset as well. ;) The dwellar women just have fabulous behinds!!!! :D
I guess since I wanted this thread I should post something... how about a nipple? :redface:
needs jewelry to my eyes!
YEEEEHAW !!!!!!
Again WELL done Iggy !!!!
needs jewelry to my eyes!
If you pay for the piercing and gold jewelry to go in it (as I am allergic to all other metals) then I'm game. ;)
Coooorrrr...noith arth ducthy. ;)
Quit spitting on me Ali!!
If you pay for the piercing and gold jewelry to go in it (as I am allergic to all other metals) then I'm game. ;)
Gold has a lot of other metals alloyed into it. Try titanium--used for surgical implants, and very, very few people react to it. And much cheaper!
That might work... I think arcrylic would work too. I'm not allergic to plastic! ;)
I guess since I wanted this thread I should post something... how about a nipple? :redface:
Need a nurse?
Good start, Iggy, but I still want the long view.
Ducks...is it alright if I lust after you from afar? And, if you tell me your boss took that pic, I'm gonna cry.
Let's see.
English - check
Schoolgirl outfit - check
Naughty - check
I think we have the makings of a Masterpiece Theater series here. Sort of a
Tom Brown's Schooldays without the homosexual subtext.
(British accent) Now, what's this I hear about Ducks showing her naughty bits? :spank:
Ducks...is it alright if I lust after you from afar? And, if you tell me your boss took that pic, I'm gonna cry.
If you didnt 'spode, I would be sooooo disappointed!!
No no, my boss didnt take that pic.
But he DID take this one...
here's a picture of jinx naked in the shower.....don;t tell her i posted it!
LJ, your arse is gonna be sore when she finds out.
I think we have the makings of a Masterpiece Theater series here. Sort of a Tom Brown's Schooldays without the homosexual subtext.
I got your subtext right here pal!!!:cool:
Just a question... do we have a line as to what is too explicity photo-wise? I know there is no goatse or tubgirl, but what about dwellar pics?
Ohhhh, are ya gonna get your girlie bits out Iggy?????????
I dont know, I've shown g-stringed arse, nipples, and underwear crotch pics :)...no complaints so far.
Just a question... do we have a line as to what is too explicity photo-wise? I know there is no goatse or tubgirl, but what about dwellar pics?
No.
Just a question... do we have a line as to what is too explicity photo-wise? I know there is no goatse or tubgirl, but what about dwellar pics?
Absolutely no! And if you want to go Goatse or tubgirl, we'll forgive you. I'd encourage full frontal nudty.
here's a picture of jinx naked in the shower.....don;t tell her i posted it!
Well, I was talking to KinkyVixen about contributing to the photo fun, and she has an all or nothing attitude. So I didn't want to offend anyone by posting a very naughty picture of her on here... there are youngins here after all! I was thinking maybe linking to it... But I don't know how. :blush:
No problem in any thread marked NSFW.
Ducks, is that a company-issued blouse??
Ducks, is that a company-issued blouse??
Uhuh, it is. I have it in black and red.
Wouldnt fly over there???
In Philly it probably would...but in DC, no no no.
If you issued that shirt to employees in the U.S. you'd probably be sued for sexual harassment or something.
Seriously???
Hows a girl s'posed to use her assets to her advantage if she cant get them out?
Nekkedness without a face is not sexy to me. It's just detatched body parts. Not a turn-on for me at all.
Seriously???
Hows a girl s'posed to use her assets to her advantage if she cant get them out?
That's sexual harrassment....
[SIZE="2"]I love being harassed[/SIZE]
If you're looking for votes in favor of KV posting something bordering on porn, I'll raise my hand...or whatever appendage is appropriate...to indicate a positive response.
If you were gonna be in the pic(s) with her, I'd be even more enthusiastic.
I love that you are such a floozy 'spode!!
I love that you are such a floozy 'spode!!
I don't get it. He's a floozy, but I'm a sleazy boy. :yelsick:
Man, you guys have sunk into a quagmire of steamy, lusty, naughty, dirty, voyeuristic sex lately. In response, I've become pure as the driven snow.
But, anyway, Good for you guys!
Man, you guys have sunk into a quagmire of steamy, lusty, naughty, dirty, voyeuristic sex lately. In response, I've become pure as the driven snow.
But, anyway, Good for you guys!
It beats trying to change the minds of pro-gunners. Show us those gorgeous hooters, Bri.
It beats trying to change the minds of pro-gunners. Show us those gorgeous hooters, Bri.
Hmmmm...too much competition from the lovelies. i'm pretty much a busman's holiday compared to them!
I would, however, be willing to go a Spread Eagle for ya.
Now. Which lovely wants to do that?
Probably a good deal of them.
sigh. there's no romance anymore....
You kill me, Bri. When are finals, so we can have you around here more? :heartpump
Hmmmm...too much competition from the lovelies. i'm pretty much a busman's holiday compared to them!
Don't sell yourself short, beautiful.
[QUOTE=Brianna;341284]I would, however, be willing to go a Spread Eagle for ya.
....
I'm waaaaaiiiting.... I'm holding my breath.... which is difficult with an anticipatory boner!
I've never driven a bus before, but hey, if that's what it takes . . . .
You kill me, Bri. When are finals, so we can have you around here more? :heartpump
You darling girl. If I was ghey I would be SO into you. Actually, if I were merely drunk....anyway....
Finals, finals...just did midterms. Hate self for being so stupid=stupid as a stick. Feel, actually, in a
literary sense like Eeore. Stupid English professors and their insistance on the Deconstruction of Pooh! GD it!!
Good news is that I'm taking a lit. class with Dave Chappell's mother as Prof! is that not kwel? :) Lit of the African Diaspora!
I don't get it. He's a floozy, but I'm a sleazy boy. :yelsick:
I love you both the same tho :)
I love that you are such a floozy 'spode!!
I'm actually a very pedestrian, boring human being in real life. However, I'm a Pagan, and as such, a big fan of sex. Or maybe it was the other way around...a big fan of sex, and so I became a Pagan.
America is a fucked up place, where televised violence is not only acceptable, but practically guarantees ratings - and therefore profits - but show a pair of bare titties...or even one not particularly attractive one (thanks for bringing the Thought Police even closer to reality, Janet), and the ingrained Puritanism that founded this country will bring down the hammer on you every time.
I figure the main reason is that corporations can make unlimited gazillions off of war materiel, but the sex industry can't really bring in the kind of bucks it takes to allow a CEO to live really, really decadently, ala Caesar or perhaps the Marquis de Sade.
So, yeah...I like sex. I like people who like sex. And I have rules, really. However, those rules do not preclude me enthusiastically encouraging our Cellar lovelies from showing off whatever they want to share. They like it, I like it, Spexx likes it...
So call me a slut. It is almost true, but I'm a damn good-natured slut. :D
Ok, we should rename this thread to "Talking about NSFW pics for 2007". Remember when the alt.pics newsgroups had to split off the alt.pics.discussion groups?
If I don't see a new NSFW picture real soon, I'm going to post one of me and then you'll ALL be sorry.;)
..and no whale penis jokes, please.
. . . the sex industry can't really bring in the kind of bucks it takes to allow a CEO to live really, really decadently
It can. They just don't like to talk about it.
http://lists.essential.org/pipermail/commercial-alert/2000/000042.htmlOk, we should rename this thread to "Talking about NSFW pics for 2007".
All talk, so far?
I've contributed enough body parts, someone else's turn now.
Ali - get ya nungas out!!
Where in the world is Kagen?
I'm so considering getting in on this, but I dont know now... NSFW is too NSFW for a minor.
Where's the line between a scantily-clad semi-joke picture and a big no-no, or should I stay out altogether?
Out. You can get UT into a legal bind.
Ibram, I'm with Bruce on this one. I lurves ya, but I can wait a few years :)
Show us your music collection instead...or something personal like that.
Yeah, besides, I thought Myspace was where all you impressionable teenagers were supposed to be publishing your inappropriate photos for everybody to see?
Well the prevalence of them on places like myspace is what lead me to the conclusion that I could get away with it if it's not actually explicit, but i figured I'd ask anyway cause I dont wanna piss anyone off.
Yeah, I think an 18 year old minimum is pretty much essential, here.
I've contributed enough body parts, someone else's turn now.
Ali - get ya nungas out!!
Didn't I already do that? Somewhere around here...
I dont wanna piss anyone off.
You'll never get anywhere with an attitude like that. :right:
Didn't I already do that? Somewhere around here...
Yabbut, not in the 2007 threadie thingie
I'm so considering getting in on this...
In case the point hasn't been made abundantly clear only those who have reached the age of consent should consider participating.
In the meantime, you could always get a job with Calvin Klein.
In case the point hasn't been made abundantly clear only those who have reached the age of consent should consider participating.
In the meantime, you could always get a job with Calvin Klein.
Correct term is 'age of majority', age of consent in US can be as low as 15 in some areas (just guessing. I'm afraid to put 'age of consent' into Google).
18 or older for the NSFW stuff. As well as the upcoming 'Girls of the Cellar' calendar soon to appear on Zazzle.;) Get one for Mother's Day.
Thanks, Rich. Nothing like screwing up an critically important point.:smack:
Correct term is 'age of majority', age of consent in US can be as low as 15 in some areas
What about the Age of Aquarius?
Thanks, Rich. Nothing like screwing up an critically important point.:smack:
You mean 'screwing up
a critically important point'.
Just say 'you must be 18 or older', dude.
I'm just messing with you Beestie. I completely agree with your thoughts on this.
Yabbut, not in the 2007 threadie thingie
Well I think the peeps of the cellar have seen enough of my bits for one lifetime. ;)
Well I think the peeps of the cellar have seen enough of my bits for one lifetime. ;)
NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo!
Hey...*we'll* decide when we've had enough, lady. I'm guessing that's gonna be a long while from now, though.
i'm good
Those were your tadpoles Jinx posted? *impressed*
By now, it should be obvious that LJ does not speak for the entire Cellar. If it wasn't before, it certainly should be now. :rolleyes:
Not really NSFW, (put that one in 'my' thread), but hubby and I were comparing bellies this morning, after my run...heh. Am I really this short?
After I took my pictures, Mr. Rat left a little "semi" present on my camera for all the cellar ladies. (and shel).
Here goes...
Not really NSFW, (put that one in 'my' thread), but hubby and I were comparing bellies this morning, after my run...heh. Am I really this short?
LR - I'm going to take a chance here and guess that you're the one in blue. Am I right?
Welcome to the Cellar, Mr. Rat. Just nod that head if you're happy to be here.:D
Nice! Your husband is awesome, LR, he really needs to register.
I keep telling him that, since he's here checking the place out all the time. But he said that when he reads the gun and politics threads it makes him mad, and he doesn't want to get in a fight with anyone.
I told him it was a great place to practice his debate skills, but still a no go. :(.
I must say his willingness to post his, um, picture, caught me off guard. He did that all by himself while I was getting ready this morning. He's a caring kind of guy though, and he felt bad for all the cellar ladies who haven't gotten their fair share of eye candy. Gotta love him :heartpump
[SIZE="1"]Yeah, we're weirdos, birds of a feather and all that...:rolleyes: [/SIZE]
I keep telling him that, since he's here checking the place out all the time. But he said that when he reads the gun and politics threads it makes him mad, and he doesn't want to get in a fight with anyone.
If you want to, it doesn't really take long to learn to avoid reading the threads you know are just going to piss you off.
If you want to, it doesn't really take long to learn to avoid reading the threads you know are just going to piss you off.
SD - actually it's impossible without a 12-step program. If you think you've overcome your need to respond to those threads without the 12-step program then you didn't really have a problem in the first place.
I thought you looked familiar LabRat!!!:D
OMG it's a penis!
You're right. I thought it was a Titan V rocket.
I am now going to shoot myself in the head.
Goody-bye.
I am now going to shoot myself in the head.
Goody-bye.
God I love you Bri :D I thought exactly the same thing.
After I took my pictures, Mr. Rat left a little "semi" present on my camera for all the cellar ladies. (and shel).
Here goes...
:eek:
After I took my pictures, Mr. Rat left a little "semi" present on my camera for all the cellar ladies. (and shel).
1. Your husband would appear to be a redhead.
2. Nice penis and all that, I'm sure its decent sized, but it really isn't quite the size of a semi. Maybe a straight truck or perhaps even a short bus, but not a semi.
I am now going to shoot myself in the head.
So this means that you're going to take a picture of yourself in the toilet?
1. Your husband would appear to be a redhead.
Yes, I believe I mentioned that somewhere once...
...maybe a straight truck or perhaps even a short bus, but not a semi.
:lol2:Not sem-eye: :driving: sem-ee, as in partial. *snort*
I (we) figured a dick pic would stir things up a tad...looks like it's working. :cool:
SD - actually it's impossible without a 12-step program. If you think you've overcome your need to respond to those threads without the 12-step program then you didn't really have a problem in the first place.
Just when I thought I was out - they drag me back in....
Wow... thanks Mr. Rat! We sure needed some guys to get in on the fun. :D And you have a really hot body LR. I, for one, and grateful that you take such good care of it! ;)
Ooookayyy. Ya'll want NSFW? [COLOR="Blue"]
Check this out.[/COLOR]
I didn't know she was a Dweller.
Any reason why she has to be? And what do you mean anyway?
I didn't know she was a Dweller.
Well then, send her an application, dammit!
Her face looks a little odd, possibly because of makeup. If it turns out she used to be guy, her doctor should get the Nobel Prize.
BTW, it looks like she has a pierced labia. I was sort of wondering, is shopping for a ring for your labia like shopping for a friendship or engagement ring? Do women take their boyfriends or significant others along?
"Oooh honey! What do you think of the 5mm gold wire with the bead?"
Drax ,
This thread is for Dwellers ( folks who are members here ) to show off their naughty bits .
Are you over 18 ??
Got a pic ( or 10 ) of your Saucey bits ??
Then post them !!!
I am now going to shoot myself in the head.
Goody-bye.
uh.....wtf?
Drax ,
This thread is for Dwellers ( folks who are members here ) to show off their naughty bits .
Are you over 18 ??
Got a pic ( or 10 ) of your Saucey bits ??
Then post them !!!
My body would scare so much, you won't shit for a year.
Well, at least you wouldn't scare the shit out of people, then.
The NSFW pics of non-dwellars and other things thread is
here
....but that is a WTF thread. I guess there's no shortage of the other stuff around, so folks just go off and find their own.
God I love you Bri :D I thought exactly the same thing.
I'd like to third that emotion. For God's sake...:headshake
Hey, if you could just get a pic of grandma's tits and your uncle's a-hole, there'd be a whole exhibitionist family affair going on. ;)
Drax...I think I know you. You're a bit goth right? Actually, if I remember correctly, you're a lot goth.
I'd like to third that emotion. For God's sake...:headshake
Hey, if you could just get a pic of grandma's tits and your uncle's a-hole, there'd be a whole exhibitionist family affair going on. ;)
sooo shitty.
is it simply jealousy?
I sure hope that that doesn't lead to a reduction in the number of quality images posted here in the Cellar.
sooo shitty.
is it simply jealousy?
Shitty? Really? Hey, I don't really care, I just think posting your husband's penis is a bit weird. But if you guys are into it, far be it from me to judge. We are all different people. I like you, and I like LR. I think I'm going to quit joking around on here. Y'all take your nakedness seriously. Believe me, his penis holds no interest for me. Now you may resume jacking off. :eek:
I am now going to shoot myself in the head.
Goody-bye.
I'd like to third that emotion. For God's sake...:headshake
Hey, if you could just get a pic of grandma's tits and your uncle's a-hole, there'd be a whole exhibitionist family affair going on. ;)
~snip~ I just think posting your husband's penis is a bit weird. But if you guys are into it, far be it from me to judge. ~snip~ :eek:
Bolding mine.
:eyebrow:
Bolding mine.
:eyebrow:
You're right. Great point.
Lighten up. What do you expect? You put it all out there but can't take a joke about it? Don't open yourself up for things you can't handle.
Who said I can't handle something?
I just found the above combination of posts interesting.
Making a joke and judging are two separate things, if you are trying to point out inconsistencies. I will concede it's true that there is usually truth in any joking; perhaps I was just pointing out that we don't ALL drool over your naked pictures, but your husband's unit seemed really, um, an odd choice. I do find it odd, but if the consensus is that it's cool, I'll just walk away with my tail between my legs. Far be it from me to stand in the way of good porn. Let's just agree to disagree, because with your cult following, I am sure I would be ostracized for pointing out (MY opinion) that I find it very strange.
because with your cult following, I am sure I would be ostracized
that
that
taking it personally, lj?
no. not at all. just wanted to be clear about what i saw as shitty.
s'cool dude. You like a good dick pic. Can we see yours? ;)
it's only skin.
why would i want to post my cock? so you could make snarky comments about me? that's all I'm saying. people take chances when they post things like that. i'm not saying you should praise them for it....and if you have issues with it, that's your right. I'm just saying that it sucks of you to take shots at them for it. I'm no saint, and i'm sure i've been shitty to any number of you before....but....we like Labrat. She's one of the good guys. so quit it.
Jesus Jim, why are you getting so riled up about it? This is like the biggest issue with you since the beginning of time?
I said I like her too. Quit protesting too much... I know you are usually the MOST snarkless person here. :headshake
Jesus H Christ
Cock? :rolleyes:
not even riled up at all. really.
cock, indeed.
it's only skin.
why would i want to post my cock? so you could make snarky comments about me? that's all I'm saying. people take chances when they post things like that. i'm not saying you should praise them for it....and if you have issues with it, that's your right. I'm just saying that it sucks of you to take shots at them for it. I'm no saint, and i'm sure i've been shitty to any number of you before....but....we like Labrat. She's one of the good guys. so quit it.
I don't always agree with LJ, but I do here. I can't speak for Labrat, but I know I am a lot more reluctant to post now that I know you will take it as an oppurtunity to post snarky comments about me. In my humble opinion, if you don't like it or think it is "strange" then don't look at it. Go somewhere else on the cellar, there is plenty to talk about elsewhere. There is no need to go ruining it for everyone else.
YOU DO SO ALWAYS AGREE WITH ME.
:3some: :sheep:
:stickpoke
:zzz:
:biglaugha
:)
YOU DO SO ALWAYS AGREE WITH ME.
Damn it! Foiled again!
LR, your husband's nob disctracted me from how muscular your belly is. Nice work *green*. Am now working up to take a pic of my flab and stretch marks :lol:
I'm with LJ, the ladies were complaining about the lack of man flesh and when it comes(no pun), the lack of appreciation astounds me.
Shock? Jealousy? Meow? Damifino?!?
I think it's got to do with the fact that penises are in general, pretty ugly bits of flesh.
Speaking for myself, I'd rather see a nice smile and a set of beautiful abs than a penis any day. I know I'm not going to see that many beautiful abs around here because you're all just ordinary everyday people like me who don't have chiselled bodies. There's been some awesome smiles from the fellas though.
Anyway, I'm off to look at porn. :)
I think men, in general, aren't very attractive creatures. Women, on the other hand... your bodies are just so much more interesting. That's not very poetic, but I'm rushing out the door and don't have time to find the right word.
Hey! I was very
appreciative! I, for one, like looking at man bits. And woman bits. Pretty much all bits, truth be told... :o
*prefers nob to abs anyday*
Are you making a comparison?
Or are you stating your preferred arrangement of the parts?
well I can't see beest's abs, so I'm not sure comparison is the best word. Going for familiarity I guess.... :lol: (although uncut is more to my taste). As for arrangement ...well I'll try anything, but my preference is my security question for gmail, so I ain't sharing ;) :p
Where are those pics of KinkyVixen?
:3some: :sheep:
:stickpoke
:zzz:
:biglaugha
:)
My interpretation:
Rub-a-dub-dub,
thank ewe for the fuck.
Poke me until I pass out,
I laugh, I smile.
We should collaborate and do a Children's Book of Poetry In Pictures!
The old whore in the shoe?
Old mother fucker?
Little boy blew?
Don't even think about what Tom Thumb did with a plum!
I'm with LJ, the ladies were complaining about the lack of man flesh and when it comes(no pun), the lack of appreciation astounds me.
Shock? Jealousy? Meow? Damifino?!?
Hey, I responded - I always like to see a bit of cock.
But given my druthers I'd see the naked torso of a Dwellar, rather than an isolated bit of skin from someone I have never communicated with. Or both I suppose, but it's the Dwellar part that interests me most.
Where are those pics of KinkyVixen?
I don't think she ever made her decision if she wanted me to post them or not... I will have to let you know. I am still nervous about posting a curtains shot on the cellar, but if you guys want it then I could post it for her.
I am still nervous about posting a curtains shot on the cellar, but if you guys want it....
No no no, speaking for all guys, I of course would be offended by sexually explicit photographs of attractive women.:cool:
I don't think she ever made her decision if she wanted me to post them or not... I will have to let you know. I am still nervous about posting a curtains shot on the cellar, but if you guys want it then I could post it for her.
Let me get this straight. You have pics of KV's flaps?
This is blowing my mind a bit!
C'mon then, let's see them!?
Yes I do. She sent them to me because she thinks it is weird to post them, so she was going to have me do it. Then she had second thoughts... LOL I just sent her a message asking her if she wanted me to.
She has naughty pictures of me too, but I think I am too shy to post those on the cellar. :redface: Besides, I would have to get my SO's permission to do it anyway.
End of the year dinner celebration.
Duck and Wolfy
Duck and Tiger
She is the only Christian Japanese I know.
Check the thread title - this is the NSFW thread. Get nekkid or get out!
What does NSFW stand for anyway?
Check the thread title - this is the NSFW thread. Get nekkid or get out!
I was thinking the exact same thing. But she's not old enough to do that so she gets a pass.
NSFW = Not Safe For Work. So those of us that are at work who wish to stay gainfully employed know NOT to open the link.
Aaaah...I thought it was Not Suitable For Women...which always made me think about how sexist it was as an acronym applied here.
Makes much more sense now.
Check the thread title - this is the NSFW thread. Get nekkid or get out!
pervert
duck, baby, that is one round head ya got.
Like a basketball or somethin'---sheesh!
Funny you say that because it has been used as a basketball before. haha
Funny you say that because it has been used as a basketball before. haha
I'll just bet it has.
[LEFT]Actually duck, you remind me of
Marcie from Peanuts.
[/LEFT]
pervert
How am I a pervert? This is clearly marked as the NSFW thread. There's a separate thread for
Show Yourself. You should take it over there, not here. I'm certainly not saying I
want to see you nekkid - you arent my type, sweetie - but if its in here its s'posed to be NSFW. Simple as that, thats why this thread is here.
i want to see everyone naked. is that so wrong? except you, you should just get dressed.
Boy the risks I take being a Cellar Dwellar. Clicking on an NSFW thread when LJ is the last one to post.
Two things I don't want to see naked. Any guy and quack_quack.
I think that both of 'em are cute as hell. Jailbait, sure, but cute as hell.
Iggy...in a perfect world, your SO would *order* you to put the boobie shots up. I'm just sayin'.
You want NSFW? I'll give you NSFW. Don't say I didn't warn you!
This is KV by the way.
*and the crowd goes wild*
Now. WHY does Iggy have that pic? I need the background story.
I'd say that I still think snatch is ugly, but I like KV and I have nothing against her girlie bits at all....I just think vaginas are unattractive is all....mine included.
BUT!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!! Yay KV!!!!
You have raised the bar (and ..err..well...other things no doubt) in NSFW pics :D
Well now, that took balls.... no, wait...
Thanks KV and Iggy too.
Naughty bits are never as sexy as the whole package but always welcome.
OMG KV That is the second most beautiful thing I have seen this morning. Rite after Keryx's beautiful pussy.:yum:
OMG, I really didn't think anyone would do it. Brava!
Rite after Keryx's beautiful pussy.:yum:
Rite after? Does that mean you hold a small prayer service for it afterwards? If you post a picture maybe we can form a church group.:D
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Yes Rich, every time I am allowed to see Keryx's pussy I say a prayer to god for giving me the most beautiful woman in the world for my very own. Praise the Lord!!!
I'm with Bri. I want the backstory on that pic, because, unless I'm mistaken (and I rarely am mistaken when it comes to this topic), that's not just a shaven pussy...that's an *aroused* and shaven pussy. Note the apparent clitoral erection, and the general sense of moistness imparted by the pic.
Yup. Somebody got worked up before that shot was taken. I mean, before that picture was taken. I'm going to assume the shot was taken later.
Brava, lass.
Awesome!
I only say that because I can barely come up with the courage to post a photo of my face.....that took a lot. Is that you? Who is that? And do they know they were posted here? What's up?
You have to work for that, Cicero.
Let's see.... turn upside down, decrease brightness by 23, increase contrast by 7... ah yes, the perfect alter piece.
Flanked by candles, incense wafting, immersed in music... foreground drool bowl.
Ready for worship.... a heavenly experience... seeing god.
Yummers KV !!!!
Thanks Iggy!!
Now about Your pic , where is it ?????
That's everything I expected, and more. KV is HOT!
Three easy steps to humiliating myself:
Step one: Get a Cellar Account
Step two: Read this thread
Step three: Post a picture of myself
ahem....you seem to have cut that pic off prematurely :)
Yeah...your pic is too SFW, Nikolai!
Ok, it is a long story, but me and KV work together as some of you probably remember. We are both very open about our sexuality and end up talking a lot about sex over email. We have just gotten comfortable with each other about that stuff.
This picture came to me when she was telling me about taking pictures for her lover, and I wanted to see. So we have exchanged pictures. I have more pictures of her, some with a toy. Heehee So the pictures weren't for me per se, but I came to have them.
I ended up sending my pictures to her when I was telling her about me and my SO taking pictures and she wanted to see too. I had invited her for a threesome, but she didn't want to do it. She doesn't like to share... LOL
But we have talked about everything possible sex related at some point, so pictures aren't a big deal to her. I am a little more nervous about that... but maybe some day I will get the courage. Don't hold your breath though.
By the way, the pictures were all exchanged through home email... we don't want to risk someone looking over our shoulders and seeing naked pictures... but we would change the font and size of our writing so you could hardly read it to avoid any eavesdroppers. ;)
And people say bankers are boring. :lol2:
If you decide to share you safe deposit box, it would vault you to stardom, and certainly withdraw a deposit from me.
The interest rate would definitely be high.
That's right SD, you teller.
... the general sense of moistness ...
Could be saliva....
... I had invited her for a threesome, but she didn't want to do it. She doesn't like to share... LOL
...
Does that mean just the two of you may get together? Schwing!
KV and Iggy are my new fantasy sex objects. Ya'll don't mind, do you? I treat all of my fantasy sex objects with the greatest of respect.
BTW, just because KV isn't up for a threesome doesn't mean that others aren't. Wichita isn't all that far away. :D
So you want to see more of Niks body then? Well for those of you who like male nudity, here it is then in all its semi-glory lol,
Damn my bloody pc, I can see the image after Ive uploaded it but soon as it refreshes my picture disappears, so well heres the link for the image
http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=65890, sorry for the inconvinience
So you want to see more of Niks body then? Well for those of you who like male nudity, here it is then in all its semi-glory lol, 
How come I'm not seeing anything?
Well that was a big friggin tease huh??
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Damn!
What I want to know is why all the women on the avatar are from Brisbane suburbs.
That's a fair way out of london.
What I want to know is why all the women on the avatar are from Brisbane suburbs.
That's a fair way out of london.
It probably uses your IP info to "match" the women to where you are.
I just scrolled back up to see where Nik was and whoa! -it appears the picture is back. Twice. *gulp*
yeah, when I go there the ads are all purportedly Central Florida east coast girls.
I was invited to a sex party in Denver. Luckily, I live right here!
:thumb: :celebrat:
Woo Hooo Nikolai!!!!
Well done for being the first penis type dweller to let us girlies in his pants....you soooo rock :D
How old are you again?
So you want to see more of Niks body then? Well for those of you who like male nudity, here it is then in all its semi-glory lol,
Damn my bloody pc, I can see the image after Ive uploaded it but soon as it refreshes my picture disappears, so well heres the link for the image http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=65890, sorry for the inconvinience
I see nothing, and when I click the link it could not find the gallery. :bawling:
Well, Iggy, I see the pick reposted in all it's glory in your post. Is there any way you could be "protected" by a net nanny that blocks access to the site where the pic is hosted?
I only get on when I am at home, so no. Maybe my computer isn't reading it correctly... can someone save it as an attachment and repost it that way? I never have problems seeing attachments. Or maybe it is something in my settings... does anyone have any suggestions as to what might be stopping me from viewing Nikolai in his full glory?
I only get on when I am at home, so no. Maybe my computer isn't reading it correctly... can someone save it as an attachment and repost it that way? I never have problems seeing attachments. Or maybe it is something in my settings... does anyone have any suggestions as to what might be stopping me from viewing Nikolai in his full glory?
I saw it yesterday but I'm not seeing it now, and the link is no help.
OK, after I clicked on Iggy's post to quote, the picture comes up in three locations. Posts 186, 188 and 196, but 198 is bigger than 196 that it quotes. Damifino.
Wtf. I still see nothing. Oh well... I'm not going to invest any more energy in trying to figure out what is wrong. I guess I don't get to see it. :eyebrow:
ok I seen it enuff. time for more nipples.
Its definitely getting some attention.
Ok...so i heard she posted my bits and i had to come check it out. I haven't been here in ages...but i'm a perv so here I am. Thanks for all the nice words...it's definitely more enticing to post more now. Anyways...that's all...i just wanted to see which pic she posted.
Nice cock btw. :)
Nice cock btw. :)
You two should meat.
Oh... Wow... Yes I can see it. Thanks Bruce! And hot damn... I would love to see more of those types of pictures! Go Nikolai!!
Hey KV! I finally enticed you to come back. My evil plan is coming to fruition! BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!
[SIZE="1"]Suddenly I feel a bit intimidated...[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Suddenly I feel a bit intimidated...[/SIZE]
[FONT="Arial"][SIZE="1"]you're not the only one. Who would be able to try that one on?[/SIZE][/FONT]
Its definitely getting some attention.
The problem is the way it was posted some could see it and some not.
I just went back and the only one I could see is the one I put up for Iggy(after all, we owe her that much), but sometimes I see four. Don't know why.
Anyway the confusion causes what appears to be a lot of attention.
Oh wait, you meant the 17 times you came back to look. [SIZE="1"][COLOR="Gray"]heh heh heh [/COLOR][/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]Suddenly I feel a bit intimidated...[/SIZE]
Now listen here you. The womenfolk would get a lecture about how everyone is beautiful in their own way :blah: :zzz: if they posted something like that.
You could probably talk mother Theresa out of her habit if you wanted, and for me anyway it takes a lot more than a "Hey! Lookit this!!" to get my motor really running. [SIZE="1"]Though it surely doesn't hurt to at least get me in the right gear :D [/SIZE]
I bet he hasn't gotten the action you have in the last couple weeks, you stud.:cool:
KV - sorry to be late to the thread. 3 Gold Stars for posting - major kudos to you :thumb:
And Iggy of course, not to leave you out (and I bet there were more than a few stirrings when you wrote about your offer!)
Elspode, LR is right. Much as I am immensely gratified to get some cock in the Cellar (I gotta get it somewhere, right?) I don't know this guy and haven't formed any attachment. I loved seeing you in your video - I only wished more Dwellars had taken it up. As this is NSFW thread I'll say I could happily watch a video of as much of you nekkid as you wanted to show, but the basis comes from me being interested in your mind rather than your head.
Hope that doesn't sound insulting, it's the way I think.
Now listen here you. The womenfolk would get a lecture about how everyone is beautiful in their own way :blah: :zzz: if they posted something like that.
You could probably talk mother Theresa out of her habit if you wanted, and for me anyway it takes a lot more than a "Hey! Lookit this!!" to get my motor really running. [SIZE="1"]Though it surely doesn't hurt to at least get me in the right gear :D [/SIZE]
I bet he hasn't gotten the action you have in the last couple weeks, you stud.:cool:
Well said Labrat. And I agree whole-heartedly. :D
Now listen here you. The womenfolk would get a lecture about how everyone is beautiful in their own way :blah: :zzz: if they posted something like that.
You could probably talk mother Theresa out of her habit if you wanted, and for me anyway it takes a lot more than a "Hey! Lookit this!!" to get my motor really running. [SIZE="1"]Though it surely doesn't hurt to at least get me in the right gear :D [/SIZE]
I bet he hasn't gotten the action you have in the last couple weeks, you stud.:cool:
Hey, I'm happy with what I've got, believe me. But even if one is driving a Lamborghini, the other guy's Maserati can be pretty remarkable. I'm just sayin'.
And anyway, everyone *is* beautiful in their own way. It must be true, or I wouldn't have been getting the action I've been getting. Kinda overwhelming in a really good way.
Elspode, LR is right. Much as I am immensely gratified to get some cock in the Cellar (I gotta get it somewhere, right?) I don't know this guy and haven't formed any attachment. I loved seeing you in your video - I only wished more Dwellars had taken it up. As this is NSFW thread I'll say I could happily watch a video of as much of you nekkid as you wanted to show, but the basis comes from me being interested in your mind rather than your head.
Hope that doesn't sound insulting, it's the way I think.
It was mostly a joke. Think of it as a guy's way of saying, "Wow, nice cock" without sounding like a nancyboy.
I like people who give good mind, too, SG. If they can do it while performing amazing sexual feats, so much the better. I have a terrible crush on you anyway, and largely it is because of your wonderful spirit and insightful mind. But your lovely breasts figure into it somewhere. ;)
pretty picture. needs a little ornamentation, though. :)
Can you see this Iggy?
Is that your meat?
No, you haven't been following along.
Wow havent been on here in a couple of days been having to clear out my whole room but anyway seems like Ive got alot of attention since of I posted that pic and sorry for being such a tease to you guys, cant figure out what the problem was with my pic, if anyone cant point out a good website for hosting some NSFW pics please give me the link and maybe the Cellar can see more pics of Nik :D , and to answer your question Duck I am a grand old age of 19.
Wow havent been on here in a couple of days been having to clear out my whole room but anyway seems like Ive got alot of attention since of I posted that pic and sorry for being such a tease to you guys, cant figure out what the problem was with my pic, if anyone cant point out a good website for hosting some NSFW pics please give me the link and maybe the Cellar can see more pics of Nik :D , and to answer your question Duck I am a grand old age of 19.
:smack:
this is disgusting
I don't have anything against gays, lesbians or whatever, I actually dig them and their want for rights.
But this dude is a fag. In the strictly negative sense not in line with degrading gays. I know it doesn't make sense but most of you understand.
Coming to the cellar to advertise his body Jesus Christ and "tease" everyone for more. He deserves a ban, in my mind.
It was mostly a joke. Think of it as a guy's way of saying, "Wow, nice cock" without sounding like a nancyboy.
So you like them uncircumcised, do you? :D
:smack:
this is disgusting
I don't have anything against gays, lesbians or whatever, I actually dig them and their want for rights.
But this dude is a fag. In the strictly negative sense not in line with degrading gays. I know it doesn't make sense but most of you understand.
Coming to the cellar to advertise his body Jesus Christ and "tease" everyone for more. He deserves a ban, in my mind.
Hey, if you dont want to see his very nice manly bits, then fuck you, ignore him. I for one am perfectly happy to be teased!
Hey, if you dont want to see his very nice manly bits, then fuck you, ignore him. I for one am perfectly happy to be teased!
fuck me?
You shouldn't even be looking at this shit you're underage
If you want to look at porn look at porn don't bring that gay shit up in here. What the fuck is wrong with you Ibram. I know I shouldn't have clicked this thread but I did and I regret it but it's still self promotion for an unrighteous cause.
:smack:
this is disgusting
I don't have anything against gays, lesbians or whatever, I actually dig them and their want for rights.
But this dude is a fag. In the strictly negative sense not in line with degrading gays. I know it doesn't make sense but most of you understand.
Coming to the cellar to advertise his body Jesus Christ and "tease" everyone for more. He deserves a ban, in my mind.
Spoken like a true homophobe. A jealous one to boot. And there you go again with your assumptions about what most of us are thinking.
Here's a hint about what may and may not be appropriate in this thread:
Thread Title:
Dweller [B]NSFW pics for 2007 - get it
all out there!! [/B]
Someone coming here just to post a picture of their knob would hardly wait around three weeks chatting nicely before doing so.
Or are you just peeved because he's undoing some of the negative vibe you've been working so hard on recently? :p
why is it gay again?
coughhomophobecough
If you want to look at porn look at porn don't bring that gay shit up in here. What the fuck is wrong with you Ibram. I know I shouldn't have clicked this thread but I did and I regret it but it's still self promotion for an unrighteous cause.
WTF?
- How do you know he is gay? (I may have missed something here)
- How on earth does his sexuality have any relevance to a photo of his body?
- Why is it different for Kinky Vixen to post her private parts?
This is simply a thread for people to push the boundaries of what they are happy for other people to see. Sexuality has very little place in this thread (although appreciation of other people's bodies does).
You don't like it, sod off out of the thread and take your anger at seeing another man's body with you - you're just ruining it for those of us who enjoy it (the thread and the bodies).
I am certainly not a homophobe.
I just think it is inappropriate with what he said in his second post - "hey guys come check me outtttttt".
And aren't you witty for trying to do the whole "over compensation" speech.
Whatever, keep this thread between yourselves.
I am certainly not a homophobe.
I just think it is inappropriate with what he said in his second post - "hey guys come check me outtttttt".
And aren't you witty for trying to do the whole "over compensation" speech.
Whatever, keep this thread between yourselves.
Aaaaaaand, once again - WTF?
- Still haven't worked out where the gay angle comes in
- Have read back through all of Nikolai's posts and can't find the reference to checking him outtttttt.... (just had a thought - "guys" can mean male or female friends in the UK, so this may be where the assumption of the gay comes from , but I still fail to see its relevance)
- If you aren't a homophobe, why is a picture of male genitals pronographic and disgusting when a picture of a female's insn't?
This is not an attack, I might not like your reply but I am genuinely baffled by your attitude.
- Have read back through all of Nikolai's posts and can't find the reference to checking him outtttttt.... (just had a thought - "guys" can mean male or female friends in the UK, so this may be where the assumption of the gay comes from , but I still fail to see its relevance)
- If you aren't a homophobe, why is a picture of male genitals pronographic and disgusting when a picture of a female's insn't?
SG I don't want you to not like me, but here's the thing he said.
Wow havent been on here in a couple of days been having to clear out my whole room but anyway seems like Ive got alot of attention since of I posted that pic and sorry for being such a tease to you guys, cant figure out what the problem was with my pic, if anyone cant point out a good website for hosting some NSFW pics please give me the link and maybe the Cellar can see more pics of Nik , and to answer your question Duck I am a grand old age of 19.
Sorry, maybe it's how I think and was raised and what I value but this is just, damn. "Hey guys come check me outtttttt" translated. He is promoting himself and asking you guys to beg for his pictures and I think it has no place here, at least that's what I THINK, please grant me my opinion.
And for the last part in your quote, I dunno. Society. Blame society. I'm not a homophobe, I have a gay friend (
omg only one? you totally like don't knowwwww), but I don't wish to see males bodies. At all. YES it has many flaws and is totally a sexist attitude and I hope you all forgive me. But then again, forgive society. It's how I was put together in our culture.
Ok, I am opting out of this thread, no need for a mess, seeyou guys elsewhere.
Hmmmm. You probably won't see this later, but just so you know the ladies have all been asking the guys to post themselves. Nik just did as we wanted, so if you don't want to see naked male bodies then it would be a good idea to never go to a thread that says "NSFW" in the title. The thread IS NOT titled "Female Dweller NSFW pics for 2007" after all. It is for everyone. You are welcome to your opinion, but I would personally appreciate it if you didn't attack others because of it. :chill:
[COLOR=white]a-hole[/COLOR]
Nicely put, Iggy. And I bet he does read it ;)
Well said Iggy and SG , I don't personaly care to see the Male bits , but hey we all have them ( the dudes that is ) , I just skip over them and stare at the Beautiful girly bits .
FNC , YOU clicked on this thread , YOU can simply NOT go here again , YOUR choice .
Moving on... how about some more pictures? ;)
please.
call me fresh.
i dont enjoy being called something similar to a car company or fast food chicken.
fresh or freshness. acroynyms = bad.
thank you, i hope this third plea will catch on one day.
SG I don't want you to not like me, but here's the thing he said.
Sorry, maybe it's how I think and was raised and what I value but this is just, damn. "Hey guys come check me outtttttt" translated. He is promoting himself and asking you guys to beg for his pictures and I think it has no place here, at least that's what I THINK, please grant me my opinion.
And for the last part in your quote, I dunno. Society. Blame society. I'm not a homophobe, I have a gay friend (omg only one? you totally like don't knowwwww), but I don't wish to see males bodies. At all. YES it has many flaws and is totally a sexist attitude and I hope you all forgive me. But then again, forgive society. It's how I was put together in our culture.
Ok, I am opting out of this thread, no need for a mess, seeyou guys elsewhere.
Fresh, it isn't a question of whether I like you or not - in fact it's because I do that I am questioning what you've posted.
I also have no intention of dragging this out - that's how The Merc has come close to killing some interesting threads on here. But no, I won't blame society for the fact you see a man wanting to show off his body as disgusting. I really think it's an attitude you should work on. And do think and think again about the fact it matters to you whether it's a man showing off his body to other men or whether it's a man showing his body off to women. If there is a big difference in your mind then you do hold a prejudice - whether you identify it as homophobia or not.
No-one here is saying you should actively enjoy looking at penises - I can't say open snatch shots turn me on, but I genuinely applauded KV for having the confidence to show hers.
For the record you are fully entitled to your opinion, I just happen to think you will word it differently in a couple years time.
Well, just so you know, not all cellar dwellars have time to read every single post on here. I will call you fresh if you so desire, but maybe you could put that you prefer to be called "fresh" in your sig instead. That way you know people will see it. I sure haven't read anywhere about what you want to be called. Again :chill: It will be ok, I promise.
Thanks for being optimistic SG.
Sorry to interrupt. Post those nudie pics I guess, but if it were me, man any block in NYC has plenty of those mags.
fatass
So kind, it is something I have been working on :D
(....I assume you're not takling a crack at my being a recovering anorexic? )
i was talking to LJ, not you monster. did u not see his "hidden message"?
Just take it easy Fresh.
Why don't you stop talking for a while.
Maybe sit the next couple of plays out. Know what I mean?
Are you kidding me. Do you see what LJ says everyday?
but, i'm funny. and you're just a bitch. so...it's different
Are you kidding me. Do you see what LJ says everyday?
Not the sharpest tool in the shed are ya buddy?
i dont think either one is funny.
both are dumb
jinx is just married to tweedle dum.
she has to side with him
i dont think either one is funny.
both are dumb
jinx is just married to tweedle dum.
she has to side with him
no she doesn't.
man, these fucking newbies. so sensitive.
so what if i new. i cant talk or somethin?
u always seem to bitching about somebody being a newbie or a bitch when its really you.
this isnt ur cellar, fatass
Jeboduuza - get a picture of your arse on here or get out of the thread.
Mmmm-kay?
People come here to see flesh, not read textspeak.
all these old timers tellin me wher my spot should be
so, this is my home video
www.tubgirl.comIf you don't respect the forum, the posters will show you no respect in return.
F[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]uck[/COLOR]
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]i[/COLOR]N[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]g[/COLOR]
C[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]rasy [/COLOR]
so what if i new. i cant talk or somethin?
u always seem to bitching about somebody being a newbie or a bitch when its really you.
this isnt ur cellar, fatass
oh, but it IS my cellar, monkey boy.
LJ is right it IS his , and mine and SG's , and Griffs and XOBruces , ours to play with , UT gave it to every body to play with !!!!
So STOP being an AssHat !!
i get told to stop being an asshat but people like lumperjim don't and are free to ridicule the FUCK out of unaware "dwellars"? i'll gladly retire and specatate like i had been if hypocrisy like this gonna unfold, that's some popular kid bulllshit and cause i dont fit in yet i get told off, amazing
If you Act like a fuckhead ,
You get treated like a fuckhead .
and lumperjim doesnt act like a fuckhead....really
read the second half of my post zippy
You may have a genuine point - I don't think so but you might.
Just take it out of this thread.
Please.
Start a shiny new thread with your issues and leave this one for Dwellar NSFW pics for 2007.
Please.
There. Nice, you see?
Jeboduuza - get a picture of your arse on here or get out of the thread.
Mmmm-kay?
People come here to see flesh, not read textspeak.
Yeah! Listen to SG, she is way smart.
Put up or shut up, especially you fuckin noobs.
Is that your arse crack Monster????? :p
Or elbow crack, knee crack etc??
Whatever it is, you could lube it up and slide a weiner in...
Or elbow crack, knee crack etc??
Whatever it is, you could lube it up and slide a weiner in...
That would be interesting to see....
OK, [COLOR="White"]'twas my elbow but [/COLOR]now we're back on track, no? Next!
Looks like a folded elbow to me.
Looks like a folded elbow to me.
me? cheat?! :whofart:
Is it cheating not to correct incorrect assumptions?
You just watch it with that Slick Willie talk!
Is it cheating not to correct incorrect assumptions?
Who made incorrect assumptions?
Who made incorrect assumptions?
Guys see it like this ,
[SIZE="1"]Who made incorrect[/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]ass[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]umptions ?[/SIZE]
Then you have to go and spoil it by telling us its and ELBOW crack !!!
Well the thread is "NSFW". So I suppose the standard is not whether it's a "naughty" body part, but whether you could get in trouble if your HR department saw the picture.
Who made incorrect assumptions?
Guys see it like this ,
[SIZE="1"]Who made incorrect[/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]ass[/SIZE][SIZE="1"]umptions ?[/SIZE]
Then you have to go and spoil it by telling us its and ELBOW crack !!!
So show me a real one....
Sorry LJ I couldn't resist ;)
oh, a real ass....i get it. ha!
only when the trash needs takeing out !
::takes notes::
ahhh, this is the aforementioned, "trash talking". Hmmmm...
::scribble scribble:::
Carry on.
like old friends in a bar messing with each other ,
Ill call LJ an asshole to his face as I hand him a beer ( IF we ever meet face to face that is ) , and he would come back with some thing whitty , or snotty , then i would say some thing back and we would toast calling each other dipwads or some such .
fuck that....i'll escalate immediately to a wedgie. by the end of the night, one of us would wind up in a shopping cart in underwear going up and down in the hotel elevator.
just a hotel elevator , not a GLASS elevator with your wedgied ass faceing the glass ????
Fun playing with you all but I need to sleep !!
Noobies , its all good if you don't take your self to seriously , have fun , poke a stick every now and then , just be ready to get swung at by a baseball bat , duck and carry on !!!
::takes notes::
ahhh, this is the aforementioned, "trash talking". Hmmmm...
::scribble scribble:::
Carry on.
Flint does that weird ::stuff::
My body would scare so much, you won't shit for a year.
That is for sure but here I am posting anyway.
By the way I also deeply agree with Iggy
Hey! I was very appreciative! I, for one, like looking at man bits. And woman bits. Pretty much all bits, truth be told... :o
Beauty is a matter of opinion. I don't think I look all that great but Hell I'd do me and I guess thats all that really matters. besides, I find I am often turned on as hell by whats whispered in my ear, not necessarily by whats rubbed against my body. Ofcourse thats speaking as an omnisexual.
Wow - Nightsong, thank you!
Apart from the fact you are pretty much my ideal physically, I really appreciate your confidence and candour. A full frontal, posed photo in a beautiful setting.
It's not something I will ever have the courage to do, which makes it all the more admirable in my eyes.
Damn - I'd love to have a line-up of all the Cellar men in such a setting :yum:
EDIT:
Sorry - I've just reread the original post above and felt awkward.
If a male poster said he wanted a naked picture of all the Cellar women lined up I think it would sound predatory and lecherous. I'm sorry to be guilty of double standards so soon after accusing someone else of them. For the record I'd be happy with a picture of all the Dwellars naked, a la Tunnick. Except not perhaps a lying down one. Not on a beach. Itchy.
Thanks! Where was that taken? besides at the beach, wiseachres.
Hmmmmmm. I'm getting some inspiration....
Jesus Christ...will you fuckers shut up and get naked already? :)
Hmmmmmm. I'm getting some inspiration....
Actually I could really see a walking into the sea against a sunrise/ sunset pose working for you. Ah - I mean lake of course (just realised the coast is a little bit further away in the US than it is in the UK)
Jesus Christ...will you fuckers shut up and get naked already? :)
Touche!
Thanks! Where was that taken? besides at the beach, wiseachres.
Hmmmmmm. I'm getting some inspiration....
It was taken on Folly Beach in South Carolina. Actually its more or less in the shadow of the Morris Island Light house.
Also THanks Sundae girl. The joke around our house is I lost my modesty and never bothered to look for it. Speaking of pics for LR to emmulate. maybe she could do one like this?
Woo Hooo Nightsong!!!!
Thanks Heaps :D They are awesome pictures.
wow...i have to be careful.....
you don't want to get caught with man-ass up on your screen by the guys I work with.
very brave of you nightdong, er... nightsong.
buahahahahaha
I snorted hot tea out my nose at the thought of LJ's work buddies catching him with Nightsong's arse on the screen.
wtg nightsong. Now I want to go and be naked on a beach. and NOT take pictures.....
So, Nightsong, is it true the sand gets everywhere? ;) Impressive pictures, thanks for having the cojones (otherwise there'd be no picture, right?)
So, Nightsong, is it true the sand gets everywhere? ;) Impressive pictures, thanks for having the cojones (otherwise there'd be no picture, right?)
yes, everywhere. Thats why I play in the water. Actually I think sixfeet got it worse. But I'll refrain from the details on that.:D
Yes I think there may be a pearl in my clam, it has been that long ...lol
The only reason Nightsong arse was so far away is cuz of all the hair on the darkside...lol There are lots of brave souls on here not sure if I am one...yet...
Go Nightsong! :D I greatly appreciate you posting such wonderful naughty pictures of yourself. It takes a lot of bravery to do that.
And it is always nice to oogle someone you can talk to. ;)
@ sixfeet, if you find that pearl be sure and take a picture for us.... please.
@ sixfeet, if you find that pearl be sure and take a picture for us.... please.
[SIZE="2"][/SIZE]Nothing Yet but I can assure you I will keep looking!:p ;)
I have to go dig my grave now. Will post pics of the funeral!
OMG I was not paying attention and that started to scroll into view just as someone else's 5-year-old was coming into the room :eek:
Do you think a five year old would recognize that last shot? Never had kids, so I really don't know.
I'm also wondering if the owner of that luscious cleft would recognize her own stuff...
Nightsong is very bad. I like that in a man. Ya got any geriatric brothers?
Nightsong is very bad. I like that in a man. Ya got any geriatric brothers?
Yes, I'm a bad boy. As to the brother issue, Not geriatric but in his forties, recently divorced and has always admired older woman. plus he could you some decent lovin to make up for what he lived with for twelve years. Advice to the general reading popular:
Never marry a person who has nothing in common with you.
Does he like an English accent?
That's a nice fingernail color
"ThisiscrazyThisiscrazyThisiscrazy!"
"ThisiscrazyThisiscrazyThisiscrazy!"
Your absolutly right! That is way it is so much fun! Nice pic
BTW, my wife, Sixfeet, feels I shorted those interested by posting a nude of me thats doesn't really show what I refer to as my best trait. Just wondering if anybody agrees with her or I get to tease her about being wrong again?
Oh and my brother adores an English accent. Come to think of it so do I.
Nothing Yet but I can assure you I will keep looking!:p ;)
I have to go dig my grave now. Will post pics of the funeral!
Uh... er.... I... well... thank you.
Uh... er.... I... well... thank you.
Sorry Bruce. The funeral comment was for when my wife looks tonight and sees which pic I posted. Hence the digging my own grave.
Wooo Hooo!!!
This has now become my favorite thread!!!
:clapclap: Hooligan :D
Sorry Bruce. The funeral comment was for when my wife looks tonight and sees which pic I posted. Hence the digging my own grave.
I figured that. Good Luck.
Oh, and if she kills you.... that'll make her one of those hot widows, I've heard about my whole life. Hmmm
Oh and Lizzy, I have no idea if a 5yo would recognise it -one would like to think not- but with other people's I've already been in way to much trouble for "over-exposing" them to the realities of life :eek: I'm taking no chances :lol:
sorry, I am never, never posting a picture of my cooter on the Net, and I've been asked many times because of the heavy metal I wear. Just can't do it.
count yourselves lucky.
I'm pretty sure mine is already out there....somewhere
Cloud, I'm confused. What is this metal of which you speak? Can you describe it?
Perhaps multiple pictures from multiple angles would be in order...
Oh yeah, that's for anyone although I am really enjoying Nightsong and Beauregard.
Wow... I am very pleasantly surprised by all the pictures being posted recently... Very nice sixfeet and beauregard too! Thanks for sharing! :D
Body parts, by themselves, don't really do anything for me. Now, a pic of Iggy, where she's wearing the rennaissance dress, but topless, would be a treat. Gotta have a pretty face with the nekkididity.
Cloud, I'm confused. What is this metal of which you speak? Can you describe it?
Sure. 2 four gauge inner labia piercings with CBRs and a 6 gauge HCH/clit piercing with a CBR.
Does that mean anything to you? The piercings and jewelry are unusually large, as such things go. :D
Sure. 2 four gauge inner labia piercings with CBRs and a 6 gauge HCH/clit piercing with a CBR.
Does that mean anything to you? The piercings and jewelry are unusually large, as such things go. :D
Do you walk around having a perpetual orgasm?
no, but I walk around perpetually making my own music
Almost as good as a picture, cloud. Thanks, dahlink. I was just teasing and didn't expect a response.
hah! don't ask me about my piercings unless you want your ears talked off, lol!
P.S. I AM NOT A DALEK! I do not EXTERMINATE! I am not a threat!
. . .
What?
What's that you say?
Oh. dahlink.
Nevermind! ;)
Ok Now that I am extremely embarrassed by the pic nightsong posted of me I have a way back at him...lol. Before I moved in with him I requested pics of him nekked. He did so and nice it was when I got them. Well my dad grilled me to show him what made me blush and I refused till he was way pissed with me. Well here you have it dad say laughed out loud and bought my husband a Chiquita bannana keychain and called him that for a while too. He still gets red in the face when my dad pics...lol. There his grave is dug...lol:p
uh-- your dad wanted to see naked pics of your boyfriend?
er . . .
BTW, my wife, Sixfeet, feels I shorted those interested by posting a nude of me thats doesn't really show what I refer to as my best trait. Just wondering if anybody agrees with her or I get to tease her about being wrong again?
Since no one else is rising to the bait, I will.
I saw fine attributes. I am curious to know what best trait you aren't revealing in those artful yet provocative poses.
Just to let you know, I had a boyfriend who could carry my purse without using his hands. I am a rigorous judge...
It didn't bother you that your purse smelled like ass?
I think the pic is fine but I love a raging angrylike cock...lol :redface:
Semi is nice too. Plus the best feature joke comes from him leaving his fly down half the time cuz he forgets to pull it up ....
UGLY BOOB AHEAD!
Okay, I have to explain this one. When I was 8 years old, I was burned badly. I went out in our backyard to play with leftover fireworks on the morning after the Fourth of July. Dropped the match on the nightgown I was wearing (before the days of flame-retardant kid's sleepwear) and WHOOSH! I was on fire. Nowadays we teach kids to stop, drop & roll, but that was way before that. My dad had to catch me and throw me in the swimming pool (two feet away).
So, I have third degree burn scars covering the side of my torso, and skin graft, etc. Hence--ugly boob.
It's what really got me into body modification--tattoos first. I thought--why not put something on my body that I really like. Anyway--no cooter shots, just an ugly boob for ya. When I was thinking about piercing my nipple, I had to think--should I dress up the sow's ear?
Sow's ear? Please, chile. You have a very interesting right tit, with or without the jewelry. Interesting is always good. Think how boring it would be if you had no texture for contrast.
You know how a little bit of salt makes the sweet cantaloupe taste better? We learn to appreciate things because we know the full range of experience. If you have only bland smooth white boobs and have never seen anything else, then they are boring. So you just happen to have a body modification from before it was popular. It's not by choice but it's all yours. And very distinctive, eh?
Of course I'm saying this because I'm still healing from a farkin' brown recluse bite on my right boob. Not as bad as it could be, but I have the depressed scar and surrounding purple flesh with a ring of staph infection scars a few inches out from that, and a few spots out from that ring, too. All new wounds within the last two months. What am I going to do about it? Nothing. It's mutilation not of my choosing, but I have since considered doing self piercing as an affirming thing. Right now I don't want any stranger anywhere near my boobs.
Thanks for posting that lovely marbled orb of yours.
well, we always want what we can't have right? Like straight hair if you have curly; or curly hair if you have straight.
I always wanted pretty, perky boobs, but it was never in the cards for me. At age 16, they did a reduction on the other boob to make them seem even (because the burned one was pulled up from scar tissue). Of course, this means scar tissue all around the areola, and under neath and everything. So BOTH boobs are scarred.
But I like your take on it! and you're welcome.
But . . .
PLEASE! NO SELF PIERCING! Badbadbadbadbadbad!
(Probably not a good idea while you're still healing, anyway). Brown recluse bites are NASTY things.
YAY Cloud!
Actually I have a slight kink about scars and tattoos. I like the feel of scars. running fingers and tounges over them. I just luv how tats move when the skin in rubbed and kneaded. As for being scarred, I really mean it, I find it oddly attractive.
No not to the point of being into mutilation however I am leaning more and more toward peircings.
Really nice Cloud. I like!
I think the pic is fine but I love a raging angrylike cock...lol :redface:
Semi is nice too. Plus the best feature joke comes from him leaving his fly down half the time cuz he forgets to pull it up ....
The lady says it best, She loves the cock. I'll have to post another pic later.
well, I'm definitely kinked that way anymore. Also, it's amazing how many people in the body modification community really like scars. They (we) are very accepting of different body types, too.
BTW, I love, love, love my nipple piercing--it's one of my favorites (but it can be a really tricky healer)
Nikolai, Nightsong and beauregaardhooligan, OH, you guys are gorgeous (and thank you, xoBruce, for the pic pimping).
Um, nice snatches, ladies.
And Cloud, your boob is all pink and cute. :)
that would be Brava! for such a thing, wouldn't it?
(big grin)
BTW, it looks like she has a pierced labia. I was sort of wondering, is shopping for a ring for your labia like shopping for a friendship or engagement ring? Do women take their boyfriends or significant others along?
"Oooh honey! What do you think of the 5mm gold wire with the bead?"
sometimes, yeah. Lots of people bring their partners with them to get pierced.
WTG Cloud on the boobie. So is it more sensitive from your scarring or less from the other breast? Just curious.
No, the scarring makes no difference in the sensitivity.
The piercing, on the other hand . . .
:)
that would be Brava! for such a thing, wouldn't it?
(big grin)
Wish we could share ours with you, in real life. Love em... piercing and tats; if you have to ask you wouldn't understand.
Okay, heres a two'fer.
Flint keeps saying we need to raise the bar(so to speak) Hopefully this one is something like what he had in mind? ;)
FUCK YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Now, I'll be disappointed without a cumshot to give me closure...
how could you possibly top that?
This clip was taken from Gabbly last night. Just to let you know there was a tense vib kinda I like the typed double take from LJ. LMFAO!
[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Ali:[/COLOR] what do you mean by that blue?
jim, you affect me about the same amount as pretty much everyone else does on here
[COLOR="Orange"]lumberjim:[/COLOR] im a dick
a cockpig
[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Ali:[/COLOR] I don't know why you care so much to be honest
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Flint:[/COLOR] MOTHERFCKIN NghtSng just posted a TITTY FUCK shot on NSFW
[COLOR="Blue"]bluecuracao:[/COLOR] We all like to say crap, and take it witha grain of salt
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]lumberjim:[/COLOR] i really dont ....waht?!
brb!
[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Nightsong:[/COLOR] I wondered how long that would take!
that'll shut'em the fuck up everytime.
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]lumberjim:[/COLOR] shitting my pants
[COLOR="Red"]jinx: [/COLOR]omg
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Flint:[/COLOR] thnx NghtSOng
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]lumberjim:[/COLOR] oh fuck
[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]Nightsong:[/COLOR] Any time Flint
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]lumberjim:[/COLOR] choking on my pown saliva
lol
[COLOR="YellowGreen"]Flint:[/COLOR]so, you gonna plaster her face or what?
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]lumberjim: [/COLOR]ihavenever laughed so hard
eeeever
*I* can but I'm too shy to dig into my old picture folders.
So, I have third degree burn scars covering the side of my torso, and skin graft, etc. Hence--ugly boob.
I dont have scars that extensive but for years I was not only over weight (to my mind extremly fat) but had a very large scar across my back. Got it the summer before I started High School in a new town. A pale fat kid with dark scars in the gym showers with a bunch of football playing, skinny rednecks.
Lets just say I haven't always been so comfortable with my body.
Its faded a lot since then.
I know, not as interesting as the other post but ...
How did you get the scar?
Okay, heres a two'fer.
HOLY FUCKIN' ALL THAT IS HOLY
I just saw this for the first time, OBVIOUSLY.
You and your woman rock, Nightsong!
I dont have scars that extensive but for years I was not only over weight (to my mind extremly fat) but had a very large scar across my back. Got it the summer before I started High School in a new town. A pale fat kid with dark scars in the gym showers with a bunch of football playing, skinny rednecks.
Lets just say I haven't always been so comfortable with my body.
Its faded a lot since then.
I know, not as interesting as the other post but ...
A few years back I gained a lot, lost it, gained then lost... my meds and hormones (pills and shots) kept getting changed as well as my ability to be active (pain levels and a series of surgeries).
So, I have some deep scars across the front of my stomach, just below my belly-button. I am VERY sensitive about it.
Dude you are my
hero right now!
Until this happened, I was NEVER body conscious in any way.
Spent time at a nudist colony, been almost completely naked on stage for weeks at a time, and I am not a very attractive guy and have always been kinda' heavy and hairy.
These scars/stretch-marks, for reasons I absolutely
cannot figure out, freak me out. & I am usually pretty in tune with my workings.
How did you get the scar?
I had to have Kidney surgery the summer before my freshman year. It was to correct a birth defect in the tube from the kidney to the bladder. It kinda sucks to be a 14 year old and miss the Christmas party at school due to kidney stones. I spent the summer with a shunt tube anda urine bag.
The legacy of that, besides the scar is now my blood pressure is off kilter. It didn't show it it a few years ago but now I take a handful of pills every day. Rkzenrage the med and hormones with weight. Mine can fluctuate by ten pounds in a week. That is the extreme side but over the course of a month I will yoyo. I havent been what you'd call skinny since I was nine, but the fact my weight now wont go away and the pills leave me with no desire to do any more physical exercise than I have to doesn't help:headshake
Plus, I love to eat and cook.
Body image? I have days where I look in the mirror and tell myself in a sigh " Your fat." Usually unless I have had a really bad day I follow this with a smile and say, "But I'd still fuck ya." Call it a personal affermation.
Sorry so long winded today.
I have days where I look in the mirror and tell myself in a sigh " Your fat." Usually unless I have had a really bad day I follow this with a smile and say, "But I'd still fuck ya." Call it a personal affermation.
:)
It all looks good to me!
I dont have scars that extensive but for years I was not only over weight (to my mind extremly fat) but had a very large scar across my back. Got it the summer before I started High School in a new town. A pale fat kid with dark scars in the gym showers with a bunch of football playing, skinny rednecks.
Should have told them you got it in a knife fight at a New Orleans cat house. They'd have probably voted you captain.
Geez that's a bit tough Night. I reckon the knife fight story would be better also though. ;) I'm sure it'd impress the ladies. lol
Thanks for sharing though. :)
The brother of one of my uni flat-mates (flat=apartment in US) was badly burned as a child. He was a surfer and told everyone the scar on his leg was a shark bite. He was turning chicks away and still got plenty.
Wow - Nightsong, thank you!
Apart from the fact you are pretty much my ideal physically, I really appreciate your confidence and candour. A full frontal, posed photo in a beautiful setting.
Oh, good Christ and all of his gay disciples. Where do I start?
Well, first, with the most important. SG, if Nightsong is your physical ideal, then please, for the love of all that is unholy, let's you and I figure out a way to fund a trip across the pond for one or the other of us, 'cause you're gonna love my mature ass. And I think I've already made it rather clear about how I feel about your less mature, but certainly more spectacular posterior.
Nightsong...rock the fuck on. Great pics, and my hat (and underwear, at this exact moment) are off to you. Six Feet...how in the world I *ever* missed your prior gender clues, I have no idea, but I promise you that, from this day forward, I am your devoted and eager admirer. And, this at both of you...do you ever get to KC? If so, please plan on spending a weekend at my humble digs for, at a minimum, some really great conversation.
Cloud...I am awed and humbled by your courage and beauty. It would have been moving enough for you to have simply described the physical trauma you encountered as a young girl, but to be so brave as to show us...it is a gesture which is truly outstanding, humbling, and which demonstrates so much trust and acceptance of the Cellar community...brava. I don't have enough words to express my admiration and appreciation. And, in case no one else has said it, *I* would be honored to have the opportunity to simply pull down your shirt, lift up your bra, and put the simplest and gentlest touch of a tongue to that beautiful mammary appendage which you've shared.
I know ya'll think I'm a hopeless reprobate, but these pics I've seen here tonight (I've been busy, and it was all new to me) are, to me, a frank, honest and sincere presentaton of trust and investment to a vital community which I have been missing very much.
Gods help me...I think this is all *incredibly* healthy.
SG, if Nightsong is your physical ideal, then please, for the love of all that is unholy, let's you and I figure out a way to fund a trip across the pond for one or the other of us, 'cause you're gonna love my mature ass.
We'll have to come up with some wonderful money-earning scheme that allows me to visit about 12 other Dwellars too though - not all for sex I hasten to add!
Major kudos to Nightsong and Sixfeet for the action shot. And I've finally seen someone with larger nipples than me - woohoo! And Nightsong - I'm amazed and flattered you found my original video post (hello to the Cellar or some such) on YouTube. I just wish I had sound on this PC so I could remember what I waffled on about...
Cloud - have said before, I really respect your attitude to your own body. Many positive thoughts for posting not only a breast picture, a pierced nipple picture, but also a picture of a body part idolised by the perfectionist West when when you previously had disfigurement issues.
wow, you guys! I NEVER expected such a postive and humbling response to a little, embarassing, boobie pic. I am very, very touched.
Elspode, your comments are among the nicest things that have ever been said to me!
Thank you!
I love the Cellar. I am totally in awe of everyone who's posted pics of themselves in this thread!
We'll have to come up with some wonderful money-earning scheme that allows me to visit about 12 other Dwellars too though - not all for sex I hasten to add!
Maybe you should privately email all 12 of us with an itinerary and the associated costs, and we could all just pay our shares? And no, not just for sex. There'd need to be time for food and sleep, too, or else you'd not be much good for the sex, would you?
I'm joking, of course. I would also want to talk at some point...probably right after the sex. :D
Suddenly I feel like a voyeur....cool.
As Nude as the Zip gets for the cellar ,
Happy Fathers day , I know I had a GOOD DAY !!!
Must be one of those 10 gallon hats, maybe 12.
I'm loving that cheeky grin, Bippy
The ladies here will forever bemoan the day they saw the hat, but missed the hatrack.
I think that's a great photo. May I assume from your never ending grin that you are a really great guy??
I think I can confirm from years of Zippywatching that yes, he really is a really great guy :notworthy !
[COLOR="White"](and I love the way he spells!)[/COLOR]
Here's a pic of a friend of mine's new tattoo (posted with permission). She's a big Goonies freak! She's planning to use a new piercing method to implant dermal anchors with red gems in the eye sockets.
So, without further ado, here is:
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]Pirates of the Cooterbean! [/COLOR][/SIZE]
Holy mother of whothefuckever....that woulda hurt!!
Holy mother of whothefuckever....that woulda hurt!!
And if it didn't, the piercings sure will! The idea made me hurt.
Cool, a porn thread! Now if the teens post would that be considered kiddie porn?
Great shot Cloud! now where are the piercings?
porn? what porn? I thought I was the only one here so kinked.
it has to heal first, guys, before my friend can get the eyes in!
I had to share, because I've been laughing about the "Pirates of the Cooterbean" thing (which I did not make up) all week. Glad you enjoy.
Cool, a porn thread! Now if the teens post would that be considered kiddie porn?
why is it porn?
Its NSFW, has pics of dicks n vaginas, it even has an *action* (kinda) shot.
I'd say its pretty close to a porn thread :)
Its NSFW, has pics of dicks n vaginas, it even has an *action* (kinda) shot.
I'd say its pretty close to a porn thread :)
spoilsport
IMO - not porn.
If people can call some woman wallowing on a bed with a dead pig art......
Then Cloud's pictures of her and her friend should be called art...beautiful art.
how sweet, thanks!
I guess when I think of porn, I think of either video porn, or written porn (my preference). Just nudie pics of us is strictly amateur.
the titty fuck shot, though . . . 's beautiful, whatever it is.
No "titty fuck shot", they were romantically cuddling, is all. Therefore, not porn.
well, one man's porn is another erotica . . . I mean one man's titty fuck is another's cuddling? :)
It was very romantic, in a titty fuck way.
It was very romantic, in a titty fuck way.
Actually it was quite romantic. The romance dies when you pull out the jackhammer and ky. then again it's all in how you do it!
Cloud, does your friend plan to warn potential muff divers that there be pirates down there? Could scare the hell out of some earstwhile feller.
Doesn't look like the muff is too deep, though. :lol:
:) Speaking as one who has some unexpected aCOOTERments in the area myself--it's always a good idea to warn a person!
Aaarrrr matey, for my shiverin' timber, no muff to tough.
I am a certified diver, muff, scuba, and dumpster. I am also a licensed motor boat operator. Just ask Keryx she loves it.
shouldn't this be in the sex thread?
<<<<has a tongue like a maytag and breathes through his ears.
One of my friends chat up lines went something like "I only have a normal size dick but I've been known to lick my eyebrows clean "
:D
well, one man's porn is another erotica . . . I mean one man's titty fuck is another's cuddling? :)
It was a still photo, so maybe she was just keeping it warm.;)
As for scars, I have a nasty looking carpal tunnel surgery scar on my palm. If I was single, I would have gone for the 'knife fight' story.
Here's a twofer deal. That's a dwellar ass and a dweller cock.
Holy crap!!
Some cellardude has been seriously holding out on us chickie babes :shock:
Well, there's an incendiary combination that should make for some fireworks on this 4th of July. Nothing like big mortars exploding in the dark.
Let's see... it's a Dwellar who uses a laptop running Windows, smokes, and is on pretty intimate terms with another female Dwellar...
I know who it is.
who!?
ps...it's not me. i swear.
photobucket pulled my boob. :(
Did they deem it inappropriate?
Who is it? I must know!
Oh, and that is quite a fabulous cock to behold. I feel privileged to see it.
Not a half bad full reverse beaver, either.
Indeed. Fabulousness all around I would say. :D
I received confirmation on my guess of who's butt it is... and I'm pretty confident that Mr. Dwellar Cock belongs to >>> [COLOR=White]Hagar[/COLOR] <<<
I think it's [COLOR=white]Weird Harold's[/COLOR]
Yeah, PMs have confirmed I was wrong. Knowing that the person who owns the butt didn't necessarily collude directly with the person who owns the cock makes it a lot harder...
photobucket pulled my boob. :(
That sounds like it hurt.
I'm pretty sure it's DucksNuts'... but I could be wrong. She has a nice bum even if that photo isn't hers.
Apparently there are pictures on this board I have yet to find. I have really only seen the ones on this thread. If that one is here, I have missed it!
Its kinda weird that many of you know its my arse :p
FTR - I didnt send that pic to any other dwellar, it was found.
Furthermore - I will not be ratting out Mr OooOOhhmygodCock, they can cum forward on their own :)
Just for the record.
This is one thread where you'll NEVER EVER see any NSFW pics of me.
There are no NSFW pics of me in existance, if there were, the last place they'd be seen is the internet.
EVER.
[SIZE="1"]A 17" monitor just isn't enough to do me justice!![/SIZE]:p
The Mystery Dick! The Phantom Prick! The Cock Occult!
Yeah, PMs have confirmed I was wrong. Knowing that the person who owns the butt didn't necessarily collude directly with the person who owns the cock makes it a lot harder...
I disagree...I don't think that cock *could* get a lot harder than it already is.
OK, I thought that was Duck's butt. But who's cock is that?? C'mon, tell us!
Maybe he looked at a man butt first?
I THOUGHT it was your arse duckling. lol
If that cock is Sheldons........
Duck, you have a fabulous ass.
Are we sure that it's a real cock? Could it be a dildo?
If that cock is Sheldons........
Nope, it's Aussie cock.
Could be it's not all *that* out-standing, no pun intended.
How close was the camera?
"I'm crushing your head!"
Now that one was intended.
Whoever it is, the dude's got a Dell.
Yummm....to all the lovely pics posted. I have some along these lines, but this is just a tad too public for me. But PLEASE, all you less inhibited people, keep 'em cumming!:D
Stormie
Nope, it's Aussie cock.
You say this....why? its the right way up isnt it?
Yummm....to all the lovely pics posted. I have some along these lines, but this is just a tad too public for me. But PLEASE, all you less inhibited people, keep 'em cumming!:D
Stormie
You know, SW, of all the ladies pics I might want to see, yours would surely be near the top of the list. The coy chair/hat pics whet my appetite. Why not sate it?
You say this....why? its the right way up isnt it?
The URL it was posted from.
Boring. This is weak... where is the hot babes and all their bits?
Get your bits out Merc!! or even those little short thingies you were talking about.
You would need one of these to see my bits!
My big black Cock:
Right.
Roll up, roll up.
That's rolls of fat.
I'm prepared to post a picture of me two months ago.
At my fattest. As a warning to myself never ever to get that way again.
I am still fat. I will never look like Jinx.
But I am working on exercise (albeit gently) and my diet is improved beyond recognition.
The picture is not attractive. It's carcrash really I spose. So I'll hold off unless someone says they want to see it.
BTW, this will sound like false modesty. You know, like the size 6 woman saying so looks SO FAT! in that photo. It's not. I am medically obese, so be careful what you ask for.
Only if you also post a picture of yourself now, so we may applaud all your hard work and dedication to exercise and proper diet.
Right.
Roll up, roll up.
That's rolls of fat.
I'm prepared to post a picture of me two months ago.
At my fattest. As a warning to myself never ever to get that way again.
I am still fat. I will never look like Jinx.
But I am working on exercise (albeit gently) and my diet is improved beyond recognition.
The picture is not attractive. It's carcrash really I spose. So I'll hold off unless someone says they want to see it.
BTW, this will sound like false modesty. You know, like the size 6 woman saying so looks SO FAT! in that photo. It's not. I am medically obese, so be careful what you ask for.
If it's a picture of you, I want to see it. I don't think you can't be beautiful.
Only if you also post a picture of yourself now, so we may applaud all your hard work and dedication to exercise and proper diet.
Ah no. But perhaps I will take one tonight, and then post it two months from now with the same disclaimer.
Thanks Spex. I'm not beautiful, but I am me and fuck-up or not I'm getting braver every day. I haven't seen an unflattering photo of a fat woman on here yet. Maybe I can be the Beth Ditto of the Cellar.
....Thanks Spex. I'm not beautiful, but I am me and fuck-up or not I'm getting braver every day. I haven't seen an unflattering photo of a fat woman on here yet. Maybe I can be the Beth Ditto of the Cellar.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and you've been attractive in every picture I've seen of you. :joylove:
I would prefer no comment rather than a lie
although honestly, I'd also prefer no comment than an insult
Beautiful, as always.
Nice pussy. I mean the cat!
start where you are. it gets easier by the day. take that same picture each month....i wish i had taken one in march....not that i'd have had the balls to post it on here......
see, now...the thing is.....next year when you're all tightened up and looking hot....you won;t want to post the pic for us.....damn women.
Ah no. But perhaps I will take one tonight, and then post it two months from now with the same disclaimer.
Okay. I'll be holding you to that. Forward progress is always something you should be proud of!
Lemme know if you want a workout buddy SG, it's motivational to have someone to brag to about your workout.
Actually I quite like it. I wish you'd been smiling. Of course the cat looks utterly displeased. but then thats a cats job. I have not managed to lose more than a few pounds and as a man who loves to cook and eat, it can be quite tough especially when bad habits make it worse.
I salute you actually managing to make a differance in your life. In total honesty I find you quite attractive. Then I like a woman I can hold onto. Hell you've seen me. I could double as a Macy's float.
I take it for a reminder that I need to work on me too. Much like you said I refuse to let myself go any further. So far I have held my weight but can't seem to get it down. Laziness being a problem too.
I seem to have strayed from my point but it was this. It is not as bad as you think. However I understand and agree with a desire to make yourself better. I offer as much support as a text on screen can offer. Just to let you know to keep it in your mind, I think your great no matter what darlin.
Actually I quite like it. I wish you'd been smiling. Of course the cat looks utterly displeased. but then thats a cats job. I have not managed to lose more than a few pounds and as a man who loves to cook and eat, it can be quite tough especially when bad habits make it worse.
I salute you actually managing to make a differance in your life. In total honesty I find you quite attractive. Then I like a woman I can hold onto. Hell you've seen me. I could double as a Macy's float.
I take it for a reminder that I need to work on me too. Much like you said I refuse to let myself go any further. So far I have held my weight but can't seem to get it down. Laziness being a problem too.
I seem to have strayed from my point but it was this. It is not as bad as you think. However I understand and agree with a desire to make yourself better. I offer as much support as a text on screen can offer. Just to let you know to keep it in your mind, I think your great no matter what darlin.
Holy Jesus, it's Mr. Tit-Fuck, himself! Lurk much?
I love it, Sundae (and the picture too... :lol:)
Honestly, I don't know what to say -telling someone they're normal seems so ... ugh. So you aint skinny. neither am I. neither are 50% of the people who read ths board. It's an awesome, honest pic. One I do not have the guts to do.
Here's the real honest bit: You are bigger than me, but you don't have the major stretchmarks and your abs are in way better shape than mine, and frankly, I'd rather have your bod.
You are very beautiful Sundae Girl!!!
I would prefer no comment rather than a lie
although honestly, I'd also prefer no comment than an insult
I think you're a babe, inside and out.
Pant, pant, pant... can't wait for future installments.
I dont have a lot of tact at the moment...but...here goes.
I cant wait to see your next lot of photos SG, because, I cant see you as medically obese...as monster says, you arent skinny, but I dont see you as obese and as you have already lost weight...I just cant wait to see the next ones.
You are definitely one sexy lady, its your wit and your attitude and the fact that you are generally a fucking nice person...plus you have great dress sense and killer boobs. :)
I put my hand up as another dwellar that thinks you are beautiful.
Way to go Girl **claps loudly**you have some bottle
People don't see us as we see ourselves and I think most people are too hard on themseves about how they look, what I see is a real woman not some fake photoshopped airbrushed image.
I hope you get to wherever you want to in shape and look and remember we're all rooting for ya.
The wife's ass in the appropriate thread:
But she's not a dwellar! We wan to hear from Mrs. Merc! (not that it isn't a fine arse....)
Good booty is always appropriate!
yeah...if you had balls....you'd make yer wife join...like i did.
If I tried I may not have them for long.
I made my hubby join. Does that mean I have balls? (not that he posts much -LURKER!!!!)
.....hubby....... balls?
NSFW picture thread.:eyebrow:
I don't think I could post a full frontal nude on the net ever. Good on you SG. I really hope you get to where you want to be just as quickly as you can. Can't wait to see the new you when you do.
Geez people are getting pretty brave on this thread. It's fantastic!
I have to say though, I think I'll have to give my husband one when he gets home after looking at this thread.
btw SG...Botticelli comes to mind when i look at your picture.
Yeah, I used to hunt girls like that down for paintings all the time.
Of course, I had a lot of different motivations... Nothing turns a girl on like painting her picture. :artist:
Damn,MB,I was getting all excited about you proving you were not a girl...but you just posted a boring old comment. How ordinary.....
might have to wait till the lil birdie moults. ;) Or maybe you could pluck him monster?
Damn you Mockingbird, you big tease!!!
I saw you had posted in this thread and was like....WOOO HOOOO!!!
Actually I quite like it. I wish you'd been smiling.
me, too! didn't see this before. Brave Sundae girl!
Fine, fine, I'm going to have to find the cord to my camcorder thingy to even take a picture, though.
Cell phone pics will suffice :)
just trying to help....
:smack: I'll regret this soon, I'm sure.
Hmmm...I might have to start calling you big bird. ;)
There's...err....no mistaken you for anything but all male now Mockingbird.
Thank.you. :D
Well, I least I proved my point. :)
POINT! He said Point!!! :alien:
Wow - round of applause Mockingbird!
No applause necessary, but thank you very much. :)
You made the leap too, so bravo to you as well SG.
:smack: I'll regret this soon, I'm sure.
Ok...I missed it. Someone tell me what happened!!!!
Ali someone....anyone......Do you guys know how many photos of Merc's wife's ass I had to go through to get here?!? Have some sympathy.....
:D
I guess you'll just have to take another one.......I didn't get to see and it isn't fair!
Confused, here, Cic....I was paged here...? How may I be of assistance?
My post above you.....I'm going to need some details .....I missed it....the photo...
Details!!! Details!!!
:)
it was a full frontal nude.
You'll have to ask big bird why it's gone though. Obviously he's upset someone. lol
Yeah, don't know what happened.
Yeah, don't know what happened.
Here is the deal...
You placed a nude pic, and a nice one if I may say so, full frontal, and it was hosted on a site that does not allow the posting of nude pics. Hence, Photobucket TOS {terms of service} do not allow the posting of nude pics. So it was posted for a bit, and eventually the people that run it found it and deleted it. Hence the red box-of-death. No biggie. Great pic otherwise.
Where does one host their n00dz without having them deleted?
Try a direct image upload with the little paperclip icon.
I don't think I saved that, either.
here. of course you can never delete them yourself, either (after the edit window closes....)
I don't think I saved that, either.
What? I'm the only one who can still see the damn pic? Do I have to take a screen shot and have it ingrained in my hard drive (woo-eeer she said
hard drive) forever?????? I have young kids, you know....
It's in your browser caches, and will probably disappear soon.
here. of course you can never delete them yourself, either (after the edit window closes....)
Yes, you can delete them.
Go to your User CP options, Control Panel, bottom of the list is Miscellaneous, Attachments. You can see all the pictures you have stored on the Cellar's server and can delete them from there.
I said details. C'mon.....
I hate this thread, and as soon it becomes useful......
;)
This is robbery....you guys suck.....
Mocking....you have to do another one...They want too much money........and they think I'm going to give them my cc numbers too......
You should at least have an opinion on what the going rate for your naked photos should be!
I can't see it either. I feel left out. I want to see naked man flesh!!!
That's the only way?
You could always send them to me, and I'd host or post them for you?
(I say this both seriously and lasciviously, of course).
It's in your browser caches, and will probably disappear soon.
Oh, Ok, then, in the interest of public service......
Woot! Thanks monster. :) I always love to see naked man flesh.
There is a difference, not just in the hair.
I will probably be the only one who can see it for a few months though.
The difference I notice right away is that big ol' smile.
There is a difference, not just in the hair.
I will probably be the only one who can see it for a few months though.
One thing that hasn't changed is that I want to ravish you real bad.
BTW, who took the picture? Your cat? :)
Way to go SG!! The difference is definately there, your hard work is paying off!! :notworthy
Definate difference SG.
Is Elspode about? i think this'll make his day!
The difference I notice right away is that big ol' smile.
What he said.
I'm glad to see you looking happy and proud SG - no more self flagellating. :3eye:
Definate difference SG.
Is Elspode about? i think this'll make his day!
My day is indeed made. Hard work is showing, SG! Spex, we're gonna have to flip for first rights of ravishment, bud.
Very nice SG. Your work is paying off.
YAY SG....definitely pay off.
I love the smile
Not to sound crude or anything but I would love to suck that until your eyes caved in Monster. ;-)
Not to sound crude or anything but I would love to suck that until your eyes caved in Monster. ;-)
well there's an interesting concept.
(the pic is mockingbird, not me. I'm one of the no-penis variety)
:lol:
well there's an interesting concept.
(the pic is mockingbird, not me. I'm one of the no-penis variety)
:lol:
Lost it in a
Mumblety peg accident? :rolleyes:
I wondered when you grewed one monster
I wondered when you grewed one
eyed
monster
'bout the same time as you grew one-tricked
boom boom
:D You guys are in luck!
I am currently...errr.....*seeing* a photographer, who happens to have a taste for erotica.
If youre nice, theres more to come.
How fortunate for him that he has such an amazing fine subject to...um...shoot.
SWEET !!!!!
Damn !!
Who Knowed a ducks butt could look THAH GOOD !!! ;) ;)
It looks good enough that her photographer "pal" was too distracted to focus the first pic...
Thats some arty filter 'spode.
There's some involving rope n stuff, but I dunno about them yet
Nice DN! Does he have an online gallery?
Ropes?
No fair teasing - post them Ducks!
Selene would love those. She's a big fan of arty bondage pics. Well, and arty bondage.
Does this mean we'll have to create a "How Come There Aren't More Pictures of Ducksnut's Ass on The Cellar" thread?
Beautiful. More. Please may I have another? :D
Selene would love those. She's a big fan of arty bondage pics. Well, and arty bondage.
What about non-arty bondage?
Does this mean we'll have to create a "How Come There Aren't More Pictures of Ducksnut's Ass on The Cellar" thread?
I blieve at this point it would have to be "How Come There Aren't More Pictures of Ducksnut's Tied Up Ass On The Cellar."
Here are a few more, not up to Jinx's standard......I am thinking about maxxing out my Credit Card to get a set of boobs like hers.
Ohhh, that first one is a bit big....sorry
ooo, Ducks, those are gorgeous. You have the prettiest mouth.
Wow, they're all fabulous Ducks... really beautiful. :thumb:
Verry nice.
I like the color saturation and filtering on the the very last one.
I love your lips!
Wow - they're all wonderful Ducks (lips, cheeks and boobies!)
And the photos of course
ah. that makes my lunch break worthwhile.:D
Ha...it is weird that I have more chickie babe comments than men ones?
Thanks guys :)
We're busy....[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Gray"]pant, pant, wap, wap....[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Wait til tonight - most of the Merkins aren't out to play yet.
DAYMN !!!!!!!!!
Duck Boobies !!!!
Tasty !!!!
Keep them cumming !!!!
Very nice. Sort of a Liv Tyler look with the lips.
As a matter of fact, if it weren't for your impressive breasts I would say you looked exactly like Liv Tyler.
hehe, if you knew what I was doing when he took that first pic on the other page.....
if you would tell us, then we'd know. dot dot dot
I tried to find a non-gay sounding way way to express my opinions on your photos....and I failed.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you duckie. :D
oh ho! outside picture = one up!
loooove the escalation
oh...the seatbelt.....i see you practice safe sexiness.
My contribution...
although......if you were taking the pictures while driving.......i guess it's not all that safe......
Does it matter? Yes, she has hot hooters. I just pointed and shot, she did the same...
In order to validate these pics, mrs merc needs to post..... :D
Ok, this one was while I was driving. Give me a ticket.
Ok, one more at the bar.... Yea we have fun!
Here are a few more, not up to Jinx's standard......I am thinking about maxxing out my Credit Card to get a set of boobs like hers.
Pish tosh. You have lovely boobs, and apparently gorgeous nipples and bumpy aureolae. I love bumpy aureolae.
hehe, if you knew what I was doing when he took that first pic on the other page.....
Whatever it was, it showed in the nipple arousal.
Ahhhh, the lovely and talented Ducks!
I think its high time someone asked the obvious question. Merc - you and Mrs Merc just like to flash it all and then go home and revel in the effects, or...other?
Damn Merc !!!!
You have a FINE wife !!
Get her on HERE !!
I think its high time someone asked the obvious question. Merc - you and Mrs Merc just like to flash it all and then go home and revel in the effects, or...other?
Naw, she is just fun gal. She was joking around with me in the bar flash, I dared her and she was all over it. I thought it was cute.
Damn Merc !!!!
You have a FINE wife !!
Get her on HERE !!
I have tried. She just can't get into it.
I have to say, Merc, your wife is gorgeous. You are very lucky. :)
and....she tans topless. nice tits!
Here's my shot at it...though it's pretty tame compared to others...
what can I say, I'm chicken. *bawk bawk bawk*
Wicked! Is the top going to slip down? ;)
and....she tans topless. nice tits!
Yea, on a regular basis when the weather is nice, which is most of the time. :D We have a very private backyard and good water transportation. LJ, where do you guys live (generally)?
I have to say, Merc, your wife is gorgeous. You are very lucky. :)
Thanks Iggy and CG. She appreciates the compliments. She said to tell all you perv's Hi! :ggw:
Yea, on a regular basis when the weather is nice, which is most of the time. :D We have a very private backyard and good water transportation. LJ, where do you guys live (generally)?
in cellarvania
razz has huge......tracts of land. I'm thinking the wet tshirt exhibition needs to start soon.
Yeah, Raz. Regret is temporary, adoration eternal!
Or any other fancy words you prefer to get your top off. :P
LJ I keep seeing your name as the last poster in this thread and I keep hoping...
Sigh, disappointed again!
oh you don't want to see my bare ass. no one here deserves that kind of treatment.
They may not be talking about your ass anyway.
Razz, is that a tiny tatoo?
Ah, sry I ment to mention that in the post...it's just a heart drawn on with a pen. I do things like that alot for photos when I get bored. :)
P.S. Thanks everyone :blush:
Woohoo Razz! You're all hawt...
Merc great pics of your wife, she looks happy.... great smile... and rack of course.
No, thank YOU Razz! :joylove:
I draw very good hearts, you know ... hint hint.
Ah, sry I ment to mention that in the post...it's just a heart drawn on with a pen. I do things like that alot for photos when I get bored. :)
P.S. Thanks everyone :blush:
I think it was very cute. I was just curious. I thought maybe you were nervous about getting a tattoo on a sensitive area and tried a tiny one. I tend to over analyze.
Next time feel free to break out some body paint.;)
Razz is taking a cautious, but progressive course of sharing of herself. I think she is unusually prudent and thoughtful for a woman of her tender years. Her maturity belies her years.
That said, I still want to see her with the top off completely, but then I'm pretty sure everyone here already knew that, especially Razz.
Woo Hooo Razz....I reckon I could fall madly in bed with you too :)
Way to go Razz!! :yum:
[COLOR="Silver"][SIZE="1"]Be careful. I started with a simple clothed shot of my behind a year ago...the flattery and resulting ego-boost are addictive. :D[/SIZE][/COLOR]
[SIZE="1"]Be careful. I started with a simple clothed shot of my behind a year ago...the flattery and resulting ego-boost are addictive. :D[/SIZE]
...and so is your behind.
beautiful, Merc. Any day I see breasts is a good day for me. (and NO, my own don't count).
May I respectfully point out the less-than-optimal placement of the left nipple piercing? Tho looks well healed, fortunately for her.
beautiful, Merc. Any day I see breasts is a good day for me. (and NO, my own don't count).
May I respectfully point out the less-than-optimal placement of the left nipple piercing? Tho looks well healed, fortunately for her.
Yea, but you have to remember that she had them done in 1986, long before it had caught on.
:blush: OK, I can't help but tell you all that whenever I see pierced nips this comes to mind [COLOR="Silver"](disclaimer: this is not commentary on the pierced nips, just what I picture in my crazy little skull when I see them):[/COLOR]
:blush: OK, I can't help but tell you all that whenever I see pierced nips this comes to mind [COLOR="Silver"](disclaimer: this is not commentary on the pierced nips, just what I picture in my crazy little skull when I see them):[/COLOR]
They actually make a piercing jewlery like that. Without the horses head of course.
That must be handy for when you want to attach a chain or a leash.
http://www.buildinghomecenter.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=111
See: Door Ring Pull.....
I would do it if they could install those lions too...that would be awesome.
Here's the November update.
New month new haircut of course, no idea what I'll do for December
Cheating a bit by raising my arms, but I can see a real difference from September even with them down.
Here and
here for reference!
This picture is in my mind whenever I think I can't be bothered to go to the gym you know.
You look good, Sundae! And you definitely have the girlie form going for ya...and your haircut is hot, chick! Way to go! Definitely progress happening.
Look at you! (I mean, yes, I know we all just did, it's a figure of speech... anyway) You absolutely have made progress, and your smile is just as much evidence as the rest of you. :) And the haircut is awfully cute. Between you and case, I'm --><-- this close to cutting mine short again too.
Definite progress...your clothes must be fitting really loose on you now. Great work, SG, you're an inspiration.
you have made some serious strides.....i notice a healthier coloring too. looking healthier, happier and hotter!
good job, Sundae!
I can definitely see a difference! Way to go. Soon you will upgrade your hotness as hotter than the sun. :D
You're looking great SG! Good work!
Woo AND Hoo!
...I even like your natural hair color, girl.
Sundae, I am really proud of you! Your dedication is paying off. I agree regarding the coloring, you just look so much happier and healthier. Yeah!!! Excellent job! Keep it up!
Rock on SG !! Looking good!!!
check out that smile. That is a happy lady!
I promise I will keep posting my monthly pictures.
Although I have a long way to fulfil LJ's prediction that when I'm "hot" I won't, I will probably start wearing knickers soon, just because my self esteem is coming back with each month that passes.
The first post was totally self-flagellation. A desperate "you think I'm moaning about being fat, look! THIS is what I did to myself!!" And then people posted and were so kind, I wanted to show that this time it wasn't just pointless whining - I was working from rock bottom. Ah - can you say that if your aim is lower?
Anyway. Thanks to those who posted. And in a way thanks to those who looked and didn't - I would have been devastated to get a negative post back then and steeled myself every time I came into this thread. Now I have a much more robust attitude born of the only things that count - effort and results.
Nuff said, more pictures now, less words please :p
(Though I'm sure this isn't entirely what you meant, I just wanted to sneak in here and mention that just because some of us don't post, doesn't mean we're thinking negative things...I think you're beautiful SG, and your hard work is showing...keep it up :) )
Oh, and I admire your bravery as always...you rock SG :D
Thanks for the affirmation Razz - as you guessed I didn't mean that anyone who didn't post was negative. It was just that in my first post I asked people not to post rather than post something negative.
Despite the fact that the Cellar is a wonderfully supportive place, I know that many people are grossed out by obesity - probably a natural reaction to an unhealthy body. So I appreciate that if anyone was, they kept it to themselves.
I am so impressed - Look at your knees! They're back and it seems you lost a to on your legs alone!!! Keep up the great work.
I was working from rock bottom.
I'd rock your bottom, in a New York minute.
If anyone can't see your beauty, SG, their opinion is useless to begin with. I think you're gorgeous, inside and out.
You really do look great in that picture, SG. Your smile is absolutely radiant. Congratulations, and good luck!
There have been cries for cute naked men, lately...so here is mine. At Idaho Springs in the hot springs a couple of weeks ago:
Good One Case!! I almost got caught looking too!
Totally worth it though!
:)
Does he know you posted it? :eek:
Looks good enough to eat. ;-)
Does he know you posted it? :eek:
Of course. :D
A couple of sexy looking people... Your cute naked man and you are both breathtaking, case. :D
And SG, I too am considered obese, and I know how hard it is to work to make your body better. Unfortunately I still haven't found the time or energy to do it myself. But I hope that your continued progress will finally motivate me to do something about my body. I for one am very proud of you, and hope you keep it up. I think you are gorgeous now... but I know you can only improve. Great job! :D
Thanks Iggy (and everyone) - you're all helping you know.
Case, wooooo, you have a keeper there.
Nothing as sexy as a man with the confidence to get it all out there.
You're well matched in the looks department too, congratulations.
Yesssssssssssssssss! Now that's what I'm talkin' about. Lucky woman, you! That grin in the first picture is great. I bet you two are a riot to hang out with. Thanks Mr. and Mrs. Case.
Does he know you posted it? :eek:
Hello, this is the subject of above mentioned photo and yes I do hazily remember giving my consent, although I am not at liberty to discuss the methods applied by Case to obtain the consent. ;)
Hello, this is the subject of above mentioned photo and yes I do hazily remember giving my consent, although I am not at liberty to discuss the methods applied by Case to obtain the consent. ;)
Ok, lemme guess, you are the towel?
:D
("Always bring a towel")
No really, I would love to know the mentioned "methods" so I know what to look out for!
Hey, I love that case! So welcome! [COLOR="White"][SIZE="1"][SIZE="2"]And thank you very much....case...you are a very, very, good friend.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Yesssssssssssssssss! Now that's what I'm talkin' about. Lucky woman, you! That grin in the first picture is great. I bet you two are a riot to hang out with. Thanks Mr. and Mrs. Case.
Thank you LabRat :blush:
Might I also say that over time I have occasionally peered across Case's shoulder and I have seen equally impressive pictures that would indicate Red is also a lucky man.:) Without question, I am also very lucky because although she doesn't post them, I get to see Case every day! :D What a beautiful world....
Ok, lemme guess, you are the towel?
:D
("Always bring a towel")
No really, I would love to know the mentioned "methods" so I know what to look out for!
Hey, I love that case! So welcome! [COLOR="White"][SIZE="1"][SIZE="2"]And thank you very much....case...you are a very, very, good friend.[/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR]
:biglaugha
Thank you very much Cicero
Both pictures are very, very nice. Thanks you two. And I love to hear more about the hot springs there... the only one I was ever in was au natural.
But do you have photographic proof? Let's plan a trip, I'll grab my camera.
Were you addressing your wife? If so...does she have *a lot* of pictures that you've yet to see?
Were you addressing your wife? If so...does she have *a lot* of pictures that you've yet to see?
We have thousands.
L.J is fooling a lot of people, classicman. remember to be careful how you treat my clone. turnabout is fair play.....and you know how i get.
clones are only cool if you cop to them, in my opinion. its one thing to tease, and quite another to impersonate an officer.
Hmm. I can't decide if you're genuinely confused or not. Knowing LJ, I would suspect he wouldn't be so certain of his accusation unless he'd already asked UT about whose IP address the clone account was coming from.
But in case you really are confused: a user named L.J was recently registered, as a "clone" to mock LJ by effectively putting words in his mouth when readers don't take notice of which one is posting. He thinks you are the person behind the L.J username.
i didnt ask....and yet...im sure.
geez, with all the viewers on this thread, I thought for sure there'd be more nakedness...but no. Just someone being a dick...again. *sighs*
Wait, are you telling me L.J isn't LJ?
Or is there still some doubt about whether Classicman is a sock puppet?
Is L.J Classicman's clone of LJ? Is TW UG's secret persona? Are Dana and Radar identical twins separated at birth?
I'm starting to wonder about myself. Maybe I'm a spambot or something. Check this GREAT link to find out!
Oh man, my head hurts.
Don't worry, you'll wake up and find it was all a dream and Lumberjim is just stepping out of the shower......
So Zengum is Jinx???? I am totally lost.
Thank you Bruce for clearing my name. I am not L.J I honestly thought LJ was L.J.
So Zengum is Jinx???? I am totally lost.
No, I don't have any puppets.
I was referring to Mosters post - "Don't worry, you'll wake up and find it was all a dream and Lumberjim is just stepping out of the shower......"
That would mean you were he and he was you - nevermind wasn't funny.
No, I don't have any puppets.
So whose hand is that up my ... nevermind.
I am nearly 102% certain that I am not classicman.
sorry for the confusion. This clone will never be used for the forces of evil. it has however, crossed five posts. so while it will be put to rest today, you just never know.
if classicman says it's not him, then i believe it. the (i thought) evasive answers and vague hints and timing of posts is what had me thinking it was him.
'sok. i totally deserve being mocked in this manner....it's just a shame that for whatever reason, whoever it is won't tell us who they are. .
TAKE OFF THAT MASK AND SHOW US WHO YOU REALLY ARE!!!!
if you want to
i didnt ask....and yet...im sure.
This has happened before.
it will, no doubt, happen again.
it means I'm a bad person.
i don't remember a single case of LJ making a statement like that before.
sorry for the confusion. This clone will never be used for the forces of evil. it has however, crossed five posts. so while it will be put to rest today, you just never know.
L.J
LOOKOUT! behind you.
huh?
[SIZE="1"]sorry for the confusion folks. no harm meant.[/SIZE]
I thought it was YOU, but didn't want to make an unwarranted accusation.
thanks. i'd have been pissed if you'd of accused me of something li... oh, nevermind.
i don't remember a single case of LJ making a statement like that before.
oh, i did. might have been in chat or pms, but i was sure that a certain new member was bigv's sockpuppet. I was wrong. about who's puppet ...not about it being a renamed user. isn't this silly?
i was being a smartass about "LJ" making the accusation, vs say - a recently departed dwellar. joke. fail.
geez, with all the viewers on this thread, I thought for sure there'd be more nakedness...but no.
I must agree, so when are you going to post one of YOU? :D {please} :love:
i was being a smartass about "LJ" making the accusation, vs say - a recently departed dwellar. joke. fail.
ohh like rk perhaps - see that would have been good! damn, I just don't have an evil enough mind. Oh well add that to the list of my shortcomings.
As long as we are talking about sock puppets, I am "lumborjim." I used it once to post a quiz for LJ. I even copied one of his really old quizzes to give to him, and he complemented me on it. Wonder if he remembered he wrote it?
I've got the password written down somewhere, but probably won't use it again.
Of the 669 (now 670) posts in this thread, I wonder how many are actually pictures?
Of the 669 (now 670) posts in this thread, I wonder how many are actually pictures?
672 - I've done my part, let's see how you're hung now Jesus.
I'm all talk and no walk.
I'm all talk and no walk.
Yes, but do you carry a "Big Stick"?
Since this has not gotten much traffic lately I thought I would throw it to the top to see if any of you wanted to contribute. :D
Somebody...
is that your arse ducksy?
No, it's her elbow, what does it look like?
Ohhh wait, there, yup that looks like her arse alright :D And what a fine arse it is.
IIRC Ducks had mentioned quite a while back that she had made the acquaintance of an agreeable gentleman whose interests included erotic photography. Methinks this is one of the results. Of course, we'll need to see many more to be certain ...
*sounds of adding machine* excuse me while i figure the costs of moving to australia. and stalking ducksnuts. and rope. and the cost of shirts ruined by drool thinking about the subject of ducksnuts and rope.
Don't forget the cost of diapers for the long drive. :)
those diapers might become worthless somewhere around the bottom of the pacific. i can't afford one of those cool car/boat/airplane combos. but that would be cool. i could be like batman. wait... if i was cool like batman and had an outfit like he does ducksnuts might want to be with me. i'll be outside digging an underground lair if anyone needs me.
Gorgeous picture, Ducks. Thank you for sharing.
See what happens when Your Naughty DUCKS !!!!
EGGGGGGGGSALANT pic !!!!
But seeing as its 2008 , shouldn't there be a new thread with your pic at the start ??!!
Nice ducks!
Is the photographer going to join or what?
What a beauty Ducks. Absolutely beautiful. Thank you.
I made a post in your honor, Ms. Ducks, in the keen links thread.
Why do I suddenly have this urge to buy my next new car in Australia?
*sounds of adding machine* excuse me while i figure the costs of moving to australia. and stalking ducksnuts. and rope. and the cost of shirts ruined by drool thinking about the subject of ducksnuts and rope.
Sheesh Lookout, I'd even pick you up at the airport :blush:
Nice ducks!
Is the photographer going to join or what?[/QUOTE
What would you like him to be doing Jinx?
[QUOTE=Elspode;422690]Why do I suddenly have this urge to buy my next new car in Australia?
Coz it would be seriously fun and a great talking point ;)
Wooooooooooooo Ducks
I knew you have a pert one, but that photo is mind blowing
If I had something like that (pic I mean, not arse) I'd have it on my wall
Then again I don't have kids... Suppose there might be a question of appropriate
Very, very good anyway
I missed out my body-update December photo because I was slacking off a bit. Back on track now so the January photo will be taken on approx 20th and posted whenever I can manage it. I can't really do it on a public computer so it will depend on HM either having his laptop fixed or getting a new one.
Albeit I am slow to have seen this, and thus delayed in my “commentation” concerning Ducks most recent picture, I am certainly no less in awe or more able to catch my breath than any one else in this thread *delighted gasp or whatever the masculine thing is to do at this point once the drooling has stopped*
'bout time this thread got back on topic.
Whose next??
need to start an '08 thread.....someone.?
C'mon then LJ, cowboy up...or something.
Thanks everyone :) Im enjoying exploring this side of photography.
I think we'll need to follow tradition, the first post belongs to Ducksnuts. Ducksie - I'll need you in the photo studio, immediately.
HEY zeus CREE stow Ducks... I had no idea...
I think you two should go to the 2008 thread, this one is old news.:rolleyes:
Shit, I didn't even see the date on this thread. I just saw a new post and assumed it was the recent one. Oh well. You didn't let yourself go at all in the past year, did ya Ducks??
:fapfapfap:
Nice ducks!
Is the photographer going to join or what?
Hey, he did join, and the pic was gorgeous...but its gone.
Naughty Ducky!!!!
She been BAAAD !!!!
You know, I'm dating a girl with an ass identical to that, but I still want to run my tongue up that... What is it with the human (male) psyche?
Since no one has posted here in a while I felt an obligation to contribute.
Ya'll have a lot of fun, doncha?
Let's just say we enjoy photography.
Do you have a private subscription website? :eek:
That got my attention:thumb:
Yea. Well. I never see any photos of Merc in here!
Yeah, what's up with that?
Cause no one wants to see a fat hairy bald dwarf naked. That's why.
Chronicles of Narnia: The Pron Edition
no one wants to see a fat hairy bald dwarf naked.
Thank you, I'll be appropriating this line.
Cause no one wants to see a fat hairy bald dwarf naked. That's why.
I'm not bald, but as long as I know that no one wants to see it...
Dude...interesting conglomeration of resources next to you. Aleve, Advil, air freshener, Tums, Kleenex and some prescription stuff in a wide mouth container...
You OK?
Well, just a few things to keep me alive. The air freshener I had there to battle a fruitfly invasion. Little buggers are too small to swat, so a shot of Oust gags `em to death.
Your pic kinda creeps me out spud, you're a lookalike of my ex bf's dad. I flipped out a bit before I was sure you weren't actually him.
Excellent pic Spud!
It would have been better to strategically position the Oust can though - even the thought of it is really making me laugh.
Ooh!
How bout a thread of artfully placed objects, ala Calendar Girls?!
I would certinaly need some bigger buns :(
Sorry I spooked you, Pretty. I did say I wasn't bald, but the fat middle aged troll still applies. Thanks for the complement Sundae, but the picture was taken by a buddy who dropped in unannounced, and snapped it while I was surfing the net. He was trying out a new camera, and sent the pics to me via email, after he showed his wife and daughter. I don't think they've recovered yet.
Recovered from how hot you are!
Don't put yourself down... You're very trim (and I say this as a woman who prefers a bit of flesh, so I'm not sucking up).
And having both brains and the nerve to post the picture on here easily overcome any issue you might have about how attractive you look :p
Hello everyone, I am new here, although I have been lurking, and enjoying for a long time. Hey, Spud, you look like someone I used to go to high school with. Seriously. Now THAT was a long time ago!!
Sundae, I'm always surprised when someone finds something good to say about parts of me that I feel inferior about. In the overweight part, I've been slender all my life, until back injury and surgery limited my mobility. Then I quit smoking, and thought I was going to explode. My body is only now learning how to carry the extra weight.
When I get overwhelmed, I eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches. :-}
Yea. Well. I never see any photos of Merc in here!
That IS a photo of Merc.:D
Welcome Morning Glory. I get the feeling I look like a lot of people. You look familiar too. :-)
That IS a photo of Merc.:D
HI Spexx! When did you sneak back in? :)
That IS a photo of Merc.:D
No, that is Merc's wife.
No, that is Merc's wife.
Some guys have all the luck...
Sorry its not a more quality pic. This was about a year ago. I look a bit different now but mostly the same. Hair is much shorter and spunkier now.
Right on, MTP. Lookin' hot and sultry, there.
[quote=DucksNuts;339776]Here ya go Iggy!!!
You did the boobies, I will do the other end :)
Last Friday Nite -
Now I won't be able to sleep a year ago tonight.
It's probably about time for Ducks to update that pic.
OOOOHHHHRRRAAAHHH Mtp !!!
Hair is much spunkier now.
not surprised!
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Monster, you're just wrong. but rightly so.
LOL, so, is this thread still open for posting? Or rather, is anyone still interested?
LOL, so, is this thread still open for posting? Or rather, is anyone still interested?
Eveyone is still interested, but you have to go here:
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19150
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