Build your own Sex sandwich

Cloud got me thinking about sandwiches. The rule is that you have to be part of the sandwich.

top slice:
meat:
bottom slice:

I'm saving my contribution for later. My problem with sandwiches (all kinds) is that I put too much thought into them. For the record, it's never happened to me. This is all theory.

How 'bout

Antonio Banderas
Me
Salma Hayek

Well, a girl can dream, can't she? Have I mentioned that "Desperado" is one of my favorite movies? (drool)

your turn, Rich

Robbie Williams
Me
Jessica Alba

Me
Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie

It would have to involve Emma Thompson and Winona Ryder... exact order TBD.

I've eaten at this place before. Sometimes the tossed salad that comes with the sandwich is the best part.

FINALLY.

I was waiting for someone to say that joke.

Duncan Macleod
Me
Methos

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any 2 Suicide Girls --I'm not picky-- and me

Two's company, three's a crowd. I prefer my sandwiches open-faced.

grant;340190 wrote:

Two's company, three's a crowd. I prefer my sandwiches open-faced.

Can they make it open faced with a triple decker? hehehe

I want a 3 foot sub...

*snicker*

[SIZE="1"]too bad he probably won't ever see this, part-time party pooper.[/SIZE]

LabRat;340229 wrote:

I want a 3 foot sub...

*snicker*

[SIZE="1"]too bad he probably won't ever see this, part-time party pooper.[/SIZE]

don't worry, I'll send him a link

Hmmmm, can't think about this too much as I am in a public place.
My initial request would be for:

David Tennant
Me
Steve Pemberton

I suppose with it being a sandwich, there'd be some butter... Last Tango in Paris anyone? Nah, I think I'd go along with Grant and have an open faced sandwich with each separately rather than both together.

Who's the most popular man at the sex sandwich shop?
The man who can carry 6 onion rings and two cups of coffee

Who's the most popular woman at the sex sandwich shop?
The one who can eat the last onion ring.

(Okay it works better with doughnuts but you get the idea)

Seriously, who drinks coffee with onion rings?

Craig Ferguson
me
Some Cellar male tbd. Auditions are currently being held in the amphitheatre.

grant;340251 wrote:

Seriously, who drinks coffee with onion rings?

Picky, picky, picky - make it two large sodas then.

Shawnee123;340254 wrote:

Craig Ferguson
me
Some Cellar male tbd. Auditions are currently being held in the amphitheatre.

Yeah, Grant would have been on my list, but he ruined my anal sex Dr Who fantasies by being picky :P

:headshake
[COLOR="Gray"]Shawnee twiddles her thumbs and taps her pencil as she becomes increasingly aware no one is going to show up for the audition. [/COLOR] ;)

Sundae Girl;340263 wrote:

Picky, picky, picky - make it two large sodas then.

Always adaptable, my friend. That's just one reason you are so awesome! :p

Sundae Girl;340263 wrote:

Yeah, Grant would have been on my list, but he ruined my anal sex Dr Who fantasies by being picky :P

My mouth is always getting in the way. :(

Shawnee123;340266 wrote:

:headshake
[COLOR="Gray"]Shawnee twiddles her thumbs and taps her pencil as she becomes increasingly aware no one is going to show up for the audition. [/COLOR] ;)

I'm here for the auditions but only to "console" the rejects. hehehe

I would probably have to say

Angelina Jolie
me
Brad Pitt

I would have said Vin Diesel... but someone told me he was gay now so I don't know if he could count... after all, he wouldn't want to have sex with two women.
They could have been jerking my chain though. :redface:

grant;340280 wrote:

My mouth is always getting in the way. :(

Is that a bad thing?? ;)

Not to worry, Iggy:

Hollywood action star VIN DIESEL has slammed rumours he is gay and remains defiant about keeping his personal life private. The XXX star is notoriously guarded when it comes to his romantic relationships.

bluecuracao;340428 wrote:

Is that a bad thing?? ;)

I was hoping someone would pick up on that and mention it. :blush: