Beer launching refrigerator

We all need one of these:

beer launching refrigerator

on Letterman

no one liked my beer-tap-in-the-bathroom thread either.

Must be a personal kink.

Ya gotta wonder though - -

1) why didn't he just park the mini frig next to the couch?; and

2) wouldn't they be all shook up? Can you say--FOAM?

hahaha I want one but I want it to launch coca cola instead :)

Isn't that why poor people have children...?

because they can't get off the couch?

As drunk as I've been known to get it would probably smash all my teeth out.
I Could have me one that tosses me Redbuls on stage though that'd be beautiful. Since when my liver fell out stopped the Alcohol.
Hi I'm Christopher Scum
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Man, The SCUM GENUIS strikes ines again. This just came to me in a microsecind.
We build a huge Launcher, one that will easiliy launch several humans. We set it (Well, many of them up at the Mexican American Border, baiting them with such as Foodstamps. Heath Care, anything they can sink theit teeth into as THAT's OURS-Even American Jobs that are already filled There going in there. SLAM! it snaps shut and Launches their illegal asses back where they came from.
Obvious, I'm joking but I find illegal imigration the #1 urgent issue of today. What are we doing. I love my Country. Do You?
O.K., yes it's going to be a melting bot but Met a little to much
Brown Pepper in it and things are gonna get hot.
Christopher Scum
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