Slogans for Bush

Ibby • Apr 9, 2007 10:53 pm
Slogans for Bush

1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.

2) 1/20/09: End of an Error.

3) That's Okay; I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway.

4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First.

5) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time.

7) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President.

8) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight.

10) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore.

11) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance.

12) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It.

13) Which God Do You Kill For?

14) Jail to the Chief.

15) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?

16) Bad president! No Banana.

17) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language.

18) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them.

19) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood.

20) Is It Vietnam Yet?

21) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either.

22) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

23) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

24) Impeach Cheney First.

25) Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too.

26) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46.

27) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century.

28) 2004: Embarrassed



2005: Horrified



2006: Terrified.





Add your own!
bluecuracao • Apr 9, 2007 10:58 pm
2007: Resigned

(I wish)
freshnesschronic • Apr 9, 2007 11:31 pm
Daddy told me to.

Yes, Father, I'll get your oil.

Dad, I fucked up.

Don't tell Mom.
BigV • Apr 10, 2007 11:21 am
BU**
SH**

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

I'm the Decider!
robsterman1 • Apr 10, 2007 2:02 pm
Waste of Air
Sheldonrs • Apr 10, 2007 2:13 pm
Don't blame GW for this. We knew before he was elected that he couldn't even say nuclear.
If you give a gun to a chimpanzee and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp!
freshnesschronic • Apr 10, 2007 3:27 pm
Sheldonrs;332724 wrote:

If you give a gun to a chimpanzee and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp!


:lol:
Urbane Guerrilla • Apr 14, 2007 5:06 am
The usual circle of the usual suspects said this kind of thing about Reagan, too.

They were of course wrong -- being pro-totalitarian -- then, and they're wrong now, same reason. Unworthy ones, pretending to be great political sages! No book contracts for you.
Ibby • Apr 15, 2007 4:00 pm
...What the fuck? Bush is the single greatest ENEMY of democracy since Mao!

Signing statements?
Ignoring the other two branches?
Illegal orders given by executive command, bypassing congress?
Completely dismantling the bill of rights?
The list goes on.
monster • Apr 15, 2007 6:12 pm
"Elect me once, shame on—shame on you. Elect me—you can't get the vote again."
Shawnee123 • Apr 16, 2007 9:43 am
Sheldonrs;332724 wrote:

If you give a gun to a chimpanzee and the chimp shoots someone, you don't blame the chimp!


Guns don't kill people! Chimps with guns kill people.

OR:

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead quadrupedal limbs.
DanaC • Apr 16, 2007 10:05 am
They were of course wrong -- being pro-totalitarian --


Yup. See, everybody who doesn't like right wing Republican (/neo-con) policies is pro-totalitarian.