Monkey Kick Off
The sign said Monkey Village was 4000 Monkey Meters, so naturally I had to play until I got at least 4000.
I don't know if 4409 is any good, but I noticed you can
Challenge your Monkey friends! (Links to a replay of your kick...)
I give up.
Flint's better at playing with Monkey Balls than I am.
First kick was 3554...I thought "that isn't so hard." After that I didn't even come close.
4027 is as good as I got.
I got 4375. Close, but no cigar.
It's really hit & miss for me.
My best kick made it into the Monkey Village but I'm still 227m behind Flint.
I've had to close it now - I'm addicted.
Stupid fucken monkey. I got a dud too Scooter.
I really preferred the version with the Japanese School Girl who got extra loft from bumping into other characters and scenery.
My best kick made it into the Monkey Village but I'm still 227m behind Flint.
I'm not the Monkey King anymore, you need to challenge Freshness:
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBosrourtorFBoUBopBFosttuoX6S7YoupEq
4556 is the my record and the best post so far!
On the replays it doesn't tell you the distance of the bounces, but on the Freshness kick, the second bounce hit in the gray zone!
i played soccer in high school
This Monkey Friend says Fuck Off.
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBosBoustorFBoUBopBFosussoX6S7YouquE
We are co-Monkey Champs now.
Hah, I was screaming "go motherfucker GO" as it rolled to "0m farther than Flint's."
Are you guys addicted to this? I can't play it for more than a minute or maybe two. It's so repetitive.
Kick ball.
See how far it goes.
Repeat.
I'm 19. I grew up with Super Mario World. Computer games (as simple as they might be!) are fun. I kicked ball for more than 20 minutes in between my "breaks" of homework.
How do you influence the power of the kick? I'm thinking the angle is determined by how high the ball is, but the power seems random to me.
You just gotta have it, gotta feel it. In the zone. Heh, I have no idea actually about any power.
Y'all do realize we have to keep going 'til we get past 5,000 meters, to see what's beyond the Monkey Village, right?
I got 4739, what a bitch. I'm gonna play all nite til I beat Spexx.
It's not about that anymore, it's about breaking the 5,000 barrier. Of course, I have to get into the 4,700s first.
is ti even possible? is there a top ten list?
I can go to bed now.
SPOILERIt's not about that anymore, it's about breaking the 5,000 barrier. Of course, I have to get into the 4,700s first.
:eyebrow:
how'd you guys get your name in there?
4576. Finally (vaguely) got the hang of it. Now bored. But I'm sure I'll be back......
What i dont have the patience to wait for a lob that high as the spoiler!
that'd be the point where I get bored :lol:
I improved, but only to 4201.
4758... not bad, but
I want 5,000! 4353. I had to prove to myself I had a life by quitting.
4772 . . . I have a theory I'm working on...
I will get past that Monkey Village! (But probably not right now, I'm holding the baby...)
Video of my 5,049 kick. I got past the monkey village.
You suck harder than...
You just suck a whole lot.
I got it to go a whole 96 monkey meters on my first try.
I am the current low ball record holder!!
(just beat my own score ... 21 monkey meters.)
still inferior to my mad skillz, monkeyboy.
the trick is to tilt your monitor to the right after you kick it
4772 . . . I have a theory I'm working on... I will get past that Monkey Village! (But probably not right now, I'm holding the baby...)
Your gonna spoil that baby, holding it all this time.
5037 is my best.
Nope...wait...tied Flint.
5090. Not enough to beat everyone else, but I quit anyway.
4935 and I have no idea how l got that.
My wife walks in, naked as hell, and we're talking about my modest
New Years Resolution, and she says how every year I make huge improvements in every area, and I say, "It's all because of you, baby" and I turn to kick the ball. It's a high lob, I time it just right, first bounce is good--great even, and I say "This is gonna be a good one." She watches. I say, "This is how far away I am from Undertoad." The number is dropping fast. "Oh shit" ...
"
I'm the champion! I'm the champion by a ƒuckload!"
Yeah for exactly two minutes.
You are hereby served. 5589Bah, 19 meters, ye scurvy dog.
Hey, we didn't ask for your bitch-ass excuses.
You are the weak monkey that gets canibalized.
Where the hell is Happy Monkey? He's gotta have some inside uh somethin.
you gotta get the first bounce out into the sand.....If you are going up against undertoads current record, that first bounce needs to come down with less than 4300 to go to be close......initial velocity and a 45% angle are the keys.....that and the monitor tilting trick.
Yeah, if your first bounce isn't in the sand, just hit retry.
If you get ONE bounce in the sand, and ONE bounce on the moon... . . .
81 - beat that!
Already did.
21 (see previous page)
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5385 wel it's good for me....
5397 Flint, i hate you, I have stuff to do......
5373 on my second kick today. I think I'll stop there.
Do y'all click with the mouse or the space bar?
I am catching up to Undertoad. Gradually.
Do y'all click with the mouse or the space bar?
Mouse button... Shorter throw....more accurate.
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I beat my previous, but not UT's.
5391.
My kick yesterday was
5683 bitches.
is there some trick or something? A particular height to kick from or?
5643 is my best today.
is there some trick or something? A particular height to kick from or?
I watch the two treetops right in front of the monkey's face. When the ball goes WAY over the treetops, that is the ball you kick. If you kick too soon, your leg is extended and the ball just bounces off. If you kick too late, the ball goes fast, but the bounces aren't high (more bounces = more being on the ground = slows the ball down). If you kick the ball just right, it "tips" off the end of your fully extended leg, just as your leg is completing the kicking motion. It should bounce ONCE in the sand, and ONCE on the moon. It should still be bouncing coming out of the monkey village. You have to start with high bounces because once it starts rolling, you're dead.
Thanks Flint. Now I'll actually have to try and do that.
Should only cost me a couple more hours. lol
Ok ... going for
shortestShit!
That's a good kick.
5626
Is Undertoad's 5695 the best score so far?
Best score in six years, anyway.
no doubt, Toad has some way of running flash in slow mo or some shit.
so.. ok..... you need that tall serve to get real distance. and does he always kick right footed? waiting for him to serve it tall with his left foot seems to result in longer faster kicks. I got 5612 and 5600 today with my eye on his left foot. I can get over 5k pretty consistently.....
I do know all the high tosses are not the same. I try to pick the higest of high tosses. I never look at which foot is kicking. I try to kick when the ball is about head height.
5633
1 in the sand, 1 on the moon, 2 in the trees, 3 in the village
what could I possibly improve to squeeze out a few more meters??
5703
I must be doing the right thing
5704
I got exactly 5704
twice today. Beating my record my ONE meter. TWICE.
You broke your record once with 5704 and tied it once with the second 5704.
Glad you pointed that out. He was beginning to sound like a broken record.
Beating my previous record of 5703, by one meter, twice.