Monkey Kick Off

Flint • Apr 2, 2007 3:54 pm
The sign said Monkey Village was 4000 Monkey Meters, so naturally I had to play until I got at least 4000.
I don't know if 4409 is any good, but I noticed you can Challenge your Monkey friends! (Links to a replay of your kick...)
glatt • Apr 2, 2007 4:17 pm
I give up.

Flint's better at playing with Monkey Balls than I am.
Shawnee123 • Apr 2, 2007 4:37 pm
First kick was 3554...I thought "that isn't so hard." After that I didn't even come close.
elSicomoro • Apr 2, 2007 6:57 pm
4027 is as good as I got.
freshnesschronic • Apr 2, 2007 7:20 pm
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBosrourtorFBoUBopBFosttuoX6S7YoupEq
4556 is the my record and the best post so far!
Spexxvet • Apr 2, 2007 7:25 pm
I got 4375. Close, but no cigar.
Sundae • Apr 3, 2007 5:19 am
It's really hit & miss for me.
My best kick made it into the Monkey Village but I'm still 227m behind Flint.

I've had to close it now - I'm addicted.
DucksNuts • Apr 3, 2007 6:36 am
Stupid fucken monkey. I got a dud too Scooter.
wolf • Apr 3, 2007 2:22 pm
I really preferred the version with the Japanese School Girl who got extra loft from bumping into other characters and scenery.
Flint • Apr 3, 2007 4:27 pm
Sundae Girl;329958 wrote:
My best kick made it into the Monkey Village but I'm still 227m behind Flint.
I'm not the Monkey King anymore, you need to challenge Freshness:
freshnesschronic;329824 wrote:
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBosrourtorFBoUBopBFosttuoX6S7YoupEq
4556 is the my record and the best post so far!
On the replays it doesn't tell you the distance of the bounces, but on the Freshness kick, the second bounce hit in the gray zone!
freshnesschronic • Apr 3, 2007 6:03 pm
i played soccer in high school
Flint • Apr 4, 2007 3:18 pm
4644 Monkey Meters
Sundae • Apr 4, 2007 3:32 pm
This Monkey Friend says Fuck Off.
freshnesschronic • Apr 4, 2007 5:26 pm
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBosBoustorFBoUBopBFosussoX6S7YouquE
We are co-Monkey Champs now.
Hah, I was screaming "go motherfucker GO" as it rolled to "0m farther than Flint's."
glatt • Apr 4, 2007 5:36 pm
Are you guys addicted to this? I can't play it for more than a minute or maybe two. It's so repetitive.

Kick ball.
See how far it goes.
Repeat.
freshnesschronic • Apr 4, 2007 5:43 pm
I'm 19. I grew up with Super Mario World. Computer games (as simple as they might be!) are fun. I kicked ball for more than 20 minutes in between my "breaks" of homework.
Undertoad • Apr 4, 2007 5:58 pm
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBosrourEorFBoUBopBFosEtFo-NRS68O3RourEu

4758
Happy Monkey • Apr 4, 2007 6:16 pm
How do you influence the power of the kick? I'm thinking the angle is determined by how high the ball is, but the power seems random to me.
freshnesschronic • Apr 4, 2007 6:20 pm
You just gotta have it, gotta feel it. In the zone. Heh, I have no idea actually about any power.
Spexxvet • Apr 4, 2007 7:21 pm
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBosrousEorFBoUBopBFosEusoAPSlljS8ourUq

4764
Flint • Apr 4, 2007 7:25 pm
Y'all do realize we have to keep going 'til we get past 5,000 meters, to see what's beyond the Monkey Village, right?
freshnesschronic • Apr 4, 2007 10:17 pm
I got 4739, what a bitch. I'm gonna play all nite til I beat Spexx.
Flint • Apr 4, 2007 10:34 pm
It's not about that anymore, it's about breaking the 5,000 barrier. Of course, I have to get into the 4,700s first.
lumberjim • Apr 4, 2007 10:39 pm
is ti even possible? is there a top ten list?
lumberjim • Apr 4, 2007 10:49 pm
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBossourEorFBoUBopBFosEEUoIONbSmourUF
4779
Flint • Apr 4, 2007 10:50 pm
I can go to bed now. SPOILER
DucksNuts • Apr 4, 2007 10:50 pm
Flint;330752 wrote:
It's not about that anymore, it's about breaking the 5,000 barrier. Of course, I have to get into the 4,700s first.


:eyebrow:
lumberjim • Apr 4, 2007 10:51 pm
how'd you guys get your name in there?
monster • Apr 4, 2007 10:54 pm
4576. Finally (vaguely) got the hang of it. Now bored. But I'm sure I'll be back......
freshnesschronic • Apr 4, 2007 11:25 pm
What i dont have the patience to wait for a lob that high as the spoiler!
monster • Apr 4, 2007 11:32 pm
that'd be the point where I get bored :lol:
Spexxvet • Apr 7, 2007 9:52 pm
lumberjim;330763 wrote:
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorsBossourEorFBoUBopBFosEEUoIONbSmourUF
4779

Bitch. :cool:
elSicomoro • Apr 7, 2007 10:11 pm
I improved, but only to 4201.
Flint • Apr 7, 2007 10:38 pm
4758... not bad, but I want 5,000!
Aliantha • Apr 7, 2007 10:42 pm
*stalking*
richlevy • Apr 7, 2007 10:57 pm
4353. I had to prove to myself I had a life by quitting.
Flint • Apr 8, 2007 7:59 pm
4772 . . . I have a theory I'm working on... I will get past that Monkey Village! (But probably not right now, I'm holding the baby...)
Flint • Dec 30, 2008 1:09 pm
Video of my 5,049 kick. I got past the monkey village.
Happy Monkey • Dec 30, 2008 1:21 pm
5211
Flint • Dec 30, 2008 1:25 pm
You suck harder than...

You just suck a whole lot.
wolf • Dec 30, 2008 1:51 pm
I got it to go a whole 96 monkey meters on my first try.

I am the current low ball record holder!!

(just beat my own score ... 21 monkey meters.)
lumberjim • Dec 30, 2008 2:01 pm
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporrrotpoutBorFBoUBoppsotrpBo5-IVWg.zIouUsU

5310
I WIN
Flint • Dec 30, 2008 2:34 pm
Now at 5,226
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporrrotBoutrorFBoUBoppsotqquoXLZN8ouFuE
lumberjim • Dec 30, 2008 2:45 pm
still inferior to my mad skillz, monkeyboy.

the trick is to tilt your monitor to the right after you kick it
Undertoad • Dec 30, 2008 4:14 pm
5172
lookout123 • Dec 30, 2008 6:36 pm
5189
LabRat • Dec 30, 2008 9:13 pm
Flint;332029 wrote:
4772 . . . I have a theory I'm working on... I will get past that Monkey Village! (But probably not right now, I'm holding the baby...)



Your gonna spoil that baby, holding it all this time.
Elspode • Dec 30, 2008 9:26 pm
5037 is my best.

Nope...wait...tied Flint.

5090. Not enough to beat everyone else, but I quit anyway.
classicman • Dec 30, 2008 9:40 pm
4935 and I have no idea how l got that.
Undertoad • Dec 30, 2008 9:42 pm
5358, biatches
wolf • Dec 30, 2008 10:49 pm
Who you callin' biatch, biatch? 5413
Flint • Dec 30, 2008 10:50 pm
My wife walks in, naked as hell, and we're talking about my modest New Years Resolution, and she says how every year I make huge improvements in every area, and I say, "It's all because of you, baby" and I turn to kick the ball. It's a high lob, I time it just right, first bounce is good--great even, and I say "This is gonna be a good one." She watches. I say, "This is how far away I am from Undertoad." The number is dropping fast. "Oh shit" ...

"I'm the champion! I'm the champion by a ƒuckload!"
Undertoad • Dec 30, 2008 10:52 pm
Yeah for exactly two minutes. You are hereby served. 5589
Flint • Dec 30, 2008 10:54 pm
Bah, 19 meters, ye scurvy dog.
lookout123 • Dec 30, 2008 10:55 pm
damna adult responsibilities... just have to sit on 5275 for awhile.
Flint • Dec 30, 2008 10:59 pm
Hey, we didn't ask for your bitch-ass excuses.
You are the weak monkey that gets canibalized.
lumberjim • Dec 31, 2008 12:07 am
im number 3!
lookout123 • Dec 31, 2008 1:30 am
5420
classicman • Dec 31, 2008 9:02 am
Where the hell is Happy Monkey? He's gotta have some inside uh somethin.
Happy Monkey • Dec 31, 2008 12:29 pm
Still at 5211...
lumberjim • Dec 31, 2008 12:34 pm
you gotta get the first bounce out into the sand.....If you are going up against undertoads current record, that first bounce needs to come down with less than 4300 to go to be close......initial velocity and a 45% angle are the keys.....that and the monitor tilting trick.
Flint • Dec 31, 2008 12:36 pm
Yeah, if your first bounce isn't in the sand, just hit retry.
If you get ONE bounce in the sand, and ONE bounce on the moon... . . .
classicman • Dec 31, 2008 6:04 pm
81 - beat that!
wolf • Dec 31, 2008 6:05 pm
classicman;518016 wrote:
81 - beat that!


Already did.

21 (see previous page)
classicman • Dec 31, 2008 6:31 pm
:bow: to the wolfmaster.
Undertoad • Dec 31, 2008 7:07 pm
5695

And I'm SICK!
Flint • Mar 20, 2012 2:50 pm
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glatt • Mar 20, 2012 3:14 pm
5040
jimhelm • Mar 20, 2012 4:08 pm
5200

ON THE NOSEY
jimhelm • Mar 20, 2012 4:09 pm
PINGU!
monster • Mar 20, 2012 11:03 pm
5385 wel it's good for me....
monster • Mar 20, 2012 11:05 pm
5397 Flint, i hate you, I have stuff to do......
zippyt • Mar 20, 2012 11:53 pm
5138 is my best so far
jimhelm • Mar 21, 2012 11:00 am
5373 on my second kick today. I think I'll stop there.
Flint • Apr 10, 2012 3:48 pm
Do y'all click with the mouse or the space bar?
Flint • Apr 11, 2012 11:10 am
I am catching up to Undertoad. Gradually.
jimhelm • Apr 11, 2012 12:15 pm
Flint;805878 wrote:
Do y'all click with the mouse or the space bar?


Mouse button... Shorter throw....more accurate.

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Griff • Apr 12, 2012 1:48 pm
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporqUotrouuuorFBoUBopptotuFro96ZTToErrE
classicman • Apr 12, 2012 10:06 pm
no way I could beat ya ... after a gazillion tries
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qBorqsotuoupBorFBoUBoppqosUquo2L377ZHoutpF
Happy Monkey • Apr 12, 2012 10:38 pm
I beat my previous, but not UT's. 5391.
Griff • Apr 13, 2012 7:30 am
My kick yesterday was 5683 bitches.
Flint • Apr 13, 2012 8:38 am
Undertoad got 5695.
Griff • Apr 13, 2012 12:10 pm
Bastidge!
classicman • Apr 13, 2012 4:56 pm
is there some trick or something? A particular height to kick from or?
Flint • Apr 13, 2012 5:54 pm
5643 is my best today.
classicman;806338 wrote:
is there some trick or something? A particular height to kick from or?


I watch the two treetops right in front of the monkey's face. When the ball goes WAY over the treetops, that is the ball you kick. If you kick too soon, your leg is extended and the ball just bounces off. If you kick too late, the ball goes fast, but the bounces aren't high (more bounces = more being on the ground = slows the ball down). If you kick the ball just right, it "tips" off the end of your fully extended leg, just as your leg is completing the kicking motion. It should bounce ONCE in the sand, and ONCE on the moon. It should still be bouncing coming out of the monkey village. You have to start with high bounces because once it starts rolling, you're dead.
classicman • Apr 13, 2012 6:29 pm
Thanks Flint. Now I'll actually have to try and do that.
Should only cost me a couple more hours. lol
classicman • Apr 14, 2012 12:48 am
Shit!
classicman • Apr 14, 2012 12:50 am
Ok ... going for shortest
Flint • Apr 26, 2012 6:06 pm
classicman;806417 wrote:
Shit!
That's a good kick.
classicman • Apr 26, 2012 6:41 pm
tx
Flint • Sep 25, 2018 1:04 pm
5626

Is Undertoad's 5695 the best score so far?
Gravdigr • Sep 25, 2018 3:54 pm
Best score in six years, anyway.
Undertoad • Sep 25, 2018 4:49 pm
not

any

more

5730
Flint • Sep 25, 2018 5:32 pm
i hate your face
lumberjim • Sep 25, 2018 7:10 pm
no doubt, Toad has some way of running flash in slow mo or some shit.


so.. ok..... you need that tall serve to get real distance. and does he always kick right footed? waiting for him to serve it tall with his left foot seems to result in longer faster kicks. I got 5612 and 5600 today with my eye on his left foot. I can get over 5k pretty consistently.....
Undertoad • Sep 25, 2018 8:30 pm
I do know all the high tosses are not the same. I try to pick the higest of high tosses. I never look at which foot is kicking. I try to kick when the ball is about head height.
Flint • Sep 27, 2018 2:07 pm
5633

1 in the sand, 1 on the moon, 2 in the trees, 3 in the village

what could I possibly improve to squeeze out a few more meters??
Flint • Sep 27, 2018 2:48 pm
5703

I must be doing the right thing
Flint • Oct 3, 2018 5:14 pm
5704

I got exactly 5704 twice today. Beating my record my ONE meter. TWICE.
BigV • Oct 6, 2018 6:22 pm
You broke your record once with 5704 and tied it once with the second 5704.
sexobon • Oct 6, 2018 7:37 pm
Glad you pointed that out. He was beginning to sound like a broken record.
Flint • Oct 10, 2018 5:29 pm
Beating my previous record of 5703, by one meter, twice.